Rae Roberts
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Joined 08-23-03, id: 444075, Profile Updated: 01-07-14
Author has written 13 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, and Supernatural.

In the interest of avoiding actual work on actual stories, I thought I'd jazz up my profile.

The Supernatural fandom ain't my first rodeo, but it's the one I'm currently obsessed with and writing in. For years I had no interest in the show. Two brothers driving around committing credit card fraud? Why would I want to watch that? Kind of like my total lack of interest in The Sopranos because I mistakenly believed it was some sort of musical program, and I'd already seen The Three Tenors, so big whoop. ...Yeah. Sometimes I am just a tad too literal.

Then my television broke and I discovered Netflix. And binge-watching Supernatural. So here I am, back after a seven year hiatus. If you're reading this, there's a good chance I have kids older than you. Just sayin'. Also, we never got the television repaired, so if you message me please try not to spoil season 9 for me. Thanks.

In real life I work at an elementary school as a classroom aide for kids with Autism. I love my job! My hobbies beyond mucking about writing fanfic include reading, hiking, vegetable gardening, and mucking about with various craft projects. Oh, and I'm pretty obsessed with zombies, too.

I hesitate to put my name up on the Beta Reader list because I have no writing credentials beyond a high school diploma and a streak of masochism, but if you happen to be looking for some random stranger on the internet to Beta your fic, twist my arm. I have a good grasp of grammar and spelling and I am encouraging and respectful when offering constructive criticism.

I love people who leave reviews and I would basically message each and every one and thank them profusely but that just seems a bit stalker-ish and over the top. If, however, you would like a stalker-ish and over the top personal thank you from yours truly, just drop a hint the next time you review. I'll be glad to oblige.

Thanks for stopping by my profile. Happy reading!

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Adventures of Ben Braden and Dean Winchester, Hunters Extraordinaire by Captain Monster Masher reviews
Glimpse into a future where Ben Braden is all grown up and hunting with Dean Winchester, the man Ben's admired from a distance & has no memory of. At first, hunting with his idol seems like a dream come true, but Ben quickly learns what hunting is really about and who the man behind the myth really is. Rated for language.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,234 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 3/5 - Dean W., Ben B.
Roommates by nani'anela reviews
Oneshot for Rae Robert's story "Winging It". It's 2014, and in a Croatoan infested world Cas took Dean as his vessel to save both of them when Sam snapped Dean's neck under his heel. Now, the two of them have to live with each other. So what happens to an asexual angel when his vessel wants a good lay? Answer: an utter and complete disaster. Rated T for implied sex.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Bending Supernatural Reality by MethuselahPixie reviews
"This isn't funny Dean, the voice says I'm almost out of minutes. " This is a Destiel fanfiction. Dean and Castiel. I do not understand fully the need I have to ship them, but obviously you may relate. Enjoy.
Crossover - Supernatural & Dark is Rising Sequence - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 36,186 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 2/9 - Bran D., Sam W., Dean W., Castiel
True Vessels by Snailhair101 reviews
(Part five of 'Virgin Graces') After just a week of being with Castiel, Dean ponders about sharing something more. But it's difficult to think when Cas is on top of him. Literally. (Destiel, Humor, Smutty Smut)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,881 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 2/22 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Coming Down on a Sunny Day by Laura of Maychoria reviews
In 2009, Castiel watches the Apocalypse end disastrously and makes a decision. In 1984, John Winchester suddenly finds himself with another little boy on his hands, one with dark, messy hair and sad blue eyes who won't leave John and his sons alone. AU.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,255 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Jimmy N. - Complete
The Winchester Way by Dean's Dirty Little Secret reviews
Dean doesn't let anybody close, not since Lisa. So when he starts to fall for Amie, a hunter the boys have worked with in the past, everything changes. Now he must contend not only with monsters, demons, and rogue angels, but he also has to figure out what to do about his growing feelings for this woman. (M rating for language/graphic sex.) Dean x OC. Reviews appreciated!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 81,431 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 10/24/2013 - [Dean W., OC] - Complete
To Be Alive In Death by Hekate1308 reviews
She might not have lived long, but she was aware that the phrase "being born to die" was somewhat of a cliché. Emma character piece.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Emma, Dean W., Sam W., Madison - Complete
Looking for Castiel in Night Vale by nani'anela reviews
"Commuters. If you see a 1967 Chevy Impala on the roads, please. Do not shoot at it, throw grenades and/or any other explosives at it. I assure you that this is not the same, driverless vehicle from earlier this year, cursing several people into singing "Eye of the Tiger" and doing jumping jacks for hours straight before fainting. You are safe. Relatively." Welcome to Night Vale.
Crossover - Supernatural & Radio Dramas - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,608 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Dean W., Sam W., Castiel, Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
Team WHAT? ! by Lucillia reviews
Sam and Dean are just vessels right? Right?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,249 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Lucifer, Michael
Paint It Black by nani'anela reviews
Dean finds his car missing, and a leather-jacket-donning human sleeping in her parking space. A sharp-jawed, scruffy, low-voiced DUDE. And Baby's meant to be a CHICK, right? Baby struggles to learn how to be human, and not embarrass his boys in public with phrases like 'inside me.' Really, Gabriel? This is your idea of a prank? Gen Ian!pala, (sweet not explicit) Destiel. COMPLETE
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,321 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 8/18/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W., Impala - Complete
How to Romance a Human by cloudyjenn reviews
Castiel consults a Cosmo article in order to seduce Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 1,831 - Follows: 143 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
At What Price? by Badr reviews
T for werewolfish violence. From Remus Lupin's POV, a few months after OotP. Remus is asked to be the Order's spy among Voldemort's ranks. AU and on hiatus for the moment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,033 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 2/24/2005
Snape's Happiest Memory by Pasi reviews
Albus Dumbledore sets three requirements for Severus Snape's entry into the Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,396 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
The Side Job by Bat Git reviews
Tonks takes a rather star-studded side job. Its Tonks, so nothing goes as planned. Snape gets involved. AU-OoTP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,412 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/21/2005 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Severus S., N. Tonks
Duty by Badr reviews
Musings on a possible final battle scene, from Ron's POV. RWHG implied. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/20/2005 - Complete
Rose Among the Thorns: The Third Evans Sister by Jedi Librarian reviews
Lily was the angelic beauty. Petunia a muggle-idiot. And she? The Forgotten Evans Sister? She liked the rain and shadows... This is her story. SSOC. [Complete, Sequel In Progress.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 147,403 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/22/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Can't Hurry Love by Queriusole reviews
Lupin Tonks, Moody, Black. Remus makes sure Tonks can listen in as the Boys get the Talk--from the Men. UPDATE and COMPLETE! Ch2 First Lesson
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,568 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/20/2004 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Fairy Tales by LiesRungTrue reviews
Whoever said it was only the kind, gentle and beautiful pricesses that got their princes? A tale of the girl in the background.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/19/2004
Cloak of Courage by Wendynat reviews
COMPLETE in 27 chs! Hermione suffers a terrible loss and has to choose between two paths. The Call of the Blood. HGSS. Loosely based on WIKTT Marriage Law Challenge. Warnings: Character Death, Descriptions of Abuse, Adult situations. Epilogue up 0622
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 183,444 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/22/2004 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Death of Muzluk by draylon reviews
In this story Muzluk, an original character Uruk-hai Orc, dies. It’s a sequel to the stories “Warg Pit One Hundred and Thirteen” and “The Leader of the Pack.” It contains profanity and a bit of graphic violence and some fairly unlikely element
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,178 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/17/2004
Snape's Desk by Mynuet reviews
Severus Snape is distinctly unhappy upon finding out about a certain tradition regarding his desk... (R-Hr, D-G, H-Lu)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/21/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.
His Molly by Snowballjane reviews
Severus Snape has a secret soft spot for Molly Weasley
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2003 - Severus S.
A boat with my name on it by Cunien reviews
COMPLETED Jack will do anything to get the Jolly Mon in his sweaty little hands...and Anamaria in his bed too, if he can manage it. Improbable, not impossible, says he. I'm not so sure about that, says I.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,983 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/6/2003 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Complete
Midnight by the Weasley Watch by excessivelyperky reviews
COMPLETE. Ron Weasley makes up his schoolwork, and actually thinks for a change. Snape gets some Christmas presents he doesn't expect. The old game is over, but a new one is just beginning. Please read and review. And thanks to you all!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,121 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/15/2003 - Published: 2/2/2003 - Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
Bound By The Moon by shadowycat reviews
Remus Lupin thinks he's found a cure for Lycanthropy! Unfortunately, he needs Snape's help to get his hands on it. Why can't life ever be easy? (COMPLETE) Please Read & Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,066 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/16/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
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Winging It reviews
AU based on 5:04 The End, because I just can't get enough apocalypse action. Things go horribly wrong and Castiel has no choice but to take Dean as his vessel. Eventual Destiel, maybe some hurt/comfort along the way, a little mild wing kink... Who knows? I'm winging it. Rating will remain T for the duration.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,621 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 1/12 - [Castiel, Dean W.] Sam W., Lucifer
My So-Called Normal Life reviews
Sam never signed on for raising a teenage girl, but with Dean gone after the showdown at Sucrocorp, Emma is the only family Sam has left. Can these two stop hunting, stop running, and have a normal life? They're Winchesters, so I doubt it. AU based on 7:13 The Slice Girls and a sequel to Man, Our Lives Are Weird.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,502 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 2/2 - Sam W., Emma, Dean W.
The Last Leviathan reviews
Sam and Dean go deep undercover at Apple Pie Ridge Elementary School to hunt down one of the last Leviathans. Set more or less at the beginning of Season 8. No excessive angst, no crazy!Cas, no sick!Sam. Whee!chesters...Well, sort of. Rated T for Dean's potty mouth and grown-up!Sam's (off-screen) sexual exploits.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,443 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 2/26 - Dean W., Sam W., Garth F.
Man, Our Lives Are Weird reviews
AU based on 7:13 The Slice Girls. Dean's one night stand with an Amazon results in a crazy, man-killing daughter. But what if Emma was sincere? This is what I imagine might have happened. Loosely follows the general plotline of Season 7. Please join me for the sequel, My So-Called Normal Life.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,377 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Dean W., Emma, Sam W. - Complete
Patronus Memory reviews
Marlene McKinnon and her family... Characters so minor, they barely exist! A snapshot of Marlene's first day of school, complete in one chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Marlene M. - Complete
Wands a'Blazin' reviews
After the war, Remus Lupin and Severus Snape are shipped off to the American Olde West. Can they clear their names and escape this awful fate? A Harry Potter:Blazing Saddles crossover. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,112 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/7/2005 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
One Hundred and Sixteen Memories reviews
Suffering from the holiday blues, Sturgis Podmore takes a Christmas Eve assignment for the Order of the Phoenix. Christmas fluff complete in one chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/25/2004 - Complete
Clearly, Ye've Never Been to Singapore reviews
Long before he was captain of the Black Pearl, Jack Sparrow was just an unremarkable cabin boy...or was he ? How he got his hairstyle, learned to dive, and unraveled the mysteries of eyeliner. Complete.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,307 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 8/5/2004 - Published: 2/16/2004 - Complete
The Portrait reviews
Severus Snape tries to cope with a not-so-inanimate object. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 17,345 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/25/2004 - Published: 6/30/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
An American Witch at Hogwarts reviews
Famously surly Severus Snape gets a teaching assistant and finds himself participating in flying lessons, beer drinking, and some wild, and occasionally erotic, dreams. Thursday evening detention may never be the same again. AU. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 88,954 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/23/2004 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
Seventy two Hours reviews
We've read the trilogy, seen the movies; we all know orcs are irredeemably evil...but what if they weren't ? Three short days might change a life forever. Rated for orcish violence. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,202 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/15/2004 - Published: 3/7/2004 - Complete
Conversations with the Sparrow reviews
A series of conversations between Captain Jack Sparrow and an alienated young author take place under unusual circumstances. Earth cross over. Complete.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,676 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/19/2003 - Published: 9/14/2003 - Complete
Turner & Pan reviews
Two great Disney movies that go great together. Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann have the adventure of their lives in Neverland. Complete.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,514 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 9/14/2003 - Published: 9/2/2003 - Complete