Author has written 8 stories for Touhou Project, Haruhi Suzumiya series, Evangelion, and K-ON!/けいおん！.
No, really: Actually, the vast gap between the bookshelf and BRAINS. (The Internet?)
Why anyone would name themselves after anxious saltwater fish: It sounded funnier in my head.
Quote out of Context: "You must stay drunk on writing so that reality cannot destroy you." - Ray Bradbury
Welcome, new and returning readers! Feel free to browse my meager library at your leisure. Anticipate overwritten melodramatic tragicomedy, peppered with references to everything under the sun, sprinkled with a healthy helping of shoujo-ai for flavor.
Don't look at me, I just write stuff.
Updates M-W-F, while supplies last.*
[Favorite Writers: Terry Pratchett, J. K. Rowling, Harlan Ellison, George R. R. Martin, Joss Whedon, Alan Moore, Neil Gaiman, Stephen King, Douglas Adams, David Wong, Seanbaby, Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw... lots of freakishly popular stuff.]
What's that you say? Consistency in updates? Hmm...I'll file that under "potentially useful information."