SqueamishAnchovies
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Joined 12-27-12, id: 4441073, Profile Updated: 07-19-13
Author has written 8 stories for Touhou Project, Haruhi Suzumiya series, Evangelion, and K-ON!/けいおん!.

Name: SqueamishAnchovies

Location: BRAINS

No, really: Actually, the vast gap between the bookshelf and BRAINS. (The Internet?)

Why anyone would name themselves after anxious saltwater fish: It sounded funnier in my head.

Quote out of Context: "You must stay drunk on writing so that reality cannot destroy you." - Ray Bradbury

Halfway there.

Welcome, new and returning readers! Feel free to browse my meager library at your leisure. Anticipate overwritten melodramatic tragicomedy, peppered with references to everything under the sun, sprinkled with a healthy helping of shoujo-ai for flavor.

Don't look at me, I just write stuff.

Updates M-W-F, while supplies last.*

Cheers!

[Favorite Writers: Terry Pratchett, J. K. Rowling, Harlan Ellison, George R. R. Martin, Joss Whedon, Alan Moore, Neil Gaiman, Stephen King, Douglas Adams, David Wong, Seanbaby, Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw... lots of freakishly popular stuff.]

What's that you say? Consistency in updates? Hmm...I'll file that under "potentially useful information."

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Imperfect Metamorphosis by TakerFoxx reviews
It's the first day of spring, and Cirno and her friends are once again up to no good! But after stealing a strange box from Marisa's house, they soon find themselves over their heads as they discover some things are meant to remain locked up.
Touhou Project - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 1,150,778 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 8/13 - Published: 3/19/2010
A Happy Dream by angel0wonder reviews
The wheels of fate turn to allow for new opportunities, possibilities, and change. Specifically for two girls whose fortunes never allowed them to be together, until now.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 104,975 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 12/21/2015 - Published: 4/12/2011 - [Sayaka M., Kyoko S.]
IM: Rhapsody of Subconscious Desire by TakerFoxx reviews
An Imperfect Metamorphosis spinoff. Due to events beyond their control, Kaguya and Mokou find themselves trapped in the world of dreams. Will they ever escape to reality? Can they stop killing each other to find out? And who is this girl "Rumia" anyway?
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 178,479 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Kaguya H., F. n. Mokou - Complete
Kyon: Big Damn Hero by Durandall reviews
A Tvtropes website/Haruhi crossover. Kyon with a beam saber. Haruhi aware of her powers. An unsubtle harem plot. Did I mention the Higurashi crossover? Now say it with a straight face - I dare you. Now with site-compatible formatting!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 441,089 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
Aeon Entelechy Evangelion by EarthScorpion reviews
Dystopia. Utopia. Mankind's dabbling into the unknowable. But at the end of the world, as the beleaguered forces of humanity stand against uncounted horrors, what can one boy do? And that is not dead which can eternal lie... Rewrite of Aeon Natum Engel. Book II in progress.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 301,798 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Shinji I.
NGE: Nobody Dies by Gregg Landsman reviews
What would happen if we had everything we ever wanted? What if certain tragedies, in the past, were averted? One would normally think this would make a better world. Some old traumas could be gone. But the new pains could be worse.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 110 - Words: 596,438 - Reviews: 1957 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 1,236 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 12/13/2009
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Travel Journal Bound by Love! reviews
The light music club takes a winter beach trip! What could possibly go wrong? (Everything.)
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,556 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Yui H., Mio A., Ritsu T.
Resurrection of Darkling Dream reviews
Mima returns and brings the apocalypse. Three heroes fight to save Gensokyo before the dark consumes them all...
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,058 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Marisa K., Sanae K., F. n. Mokou
You Can (Not) Decide reviews
*REBUILD SPOILERS AHOY* Mari and Asuka must learn to work together in the newly-formed WILLE. Violence, language, and other great things ensue.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,804 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Asuka L. S., Mari M. - Complete
The Best Medicine reviews
Medicine Melancholy moves in with Marisa and Alice! And here her troubles begin. Fantasy violence, mild gore, Yuri elements. Enjoy!
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,658 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Alice M., Marisa K., Medicine M. - Complete
A Werewolf, a Mermaid, and a Rokurokubi Walk into a Bar reviews
Three youkai plot Reimu's downfall...over drinks. Prequel to Double Dealing Character. Mild Yuri. One-shot.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Wakasagihime, Sekibanki, Kagerou I. - Complete
God of the Gaps - Midnight Rondo reviews
"Sakuya Iyazoi, you are the princess of the Moon." With those words, one maid's whole world erupts into chaos. Contains: mild language, fantasy violence, gore, suggestive material (Yuri)
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,600 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Kaguya H., Sakuya I., Yukari Y. - Complete
My Brother's Keeper reviews
AU: Kyon's sister is an esper! She helps protect the city while keeping her identity a secret. But what what will she do when her brother is the one in danger? One-shot.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,425 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Kyon, Kyon's Sister - Complete
Enigma of Broken Border reviews
Outsiders show up dead in Gensokyo. One hung-over Reimu is on the case! Contains: mild language, fantasy violence, suggestive material (Yuri) with Shipping & Handling.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,175 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Marisa K., Reimu H. - Complete