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Joined 12-27-12, id: 4441430, Profile Updated: 08-20-14
Author has written 28 stories for Firefly.

Hey, everybody! Welcome to my little slice of insanity!

I write fanfic. I write original fic. I eat. I sleep. I have a tumblr (reaverattack), and an AO# (also reaverattack) with my Avengers fics. I like Firefly and adore Rayne. My favorite color is brown and the best advice I can give you is to alternate between sweet and salty snacks.

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Breaking Stasis by Skateaway reviews
Jayne knows what to do when a job goes south; take the cargo and run. But what happens when the cargo is a certain silver cryo box? Series AU, Rayne.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 125,311 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Jayne, River
Gestation by Long-ear Jerboa reviews
She's handled tough things. Ugly bridesmaid dresses, her father's illness, spray-painting an active volcano.
Almighty Johnsons - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,923 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Dawn, Anders J./Bragi
You Gonna Kill Me or Kiss Me? by Sheatana reviews
"So you mean to tell me that you have never had a real, meaningful relationship with a woman? That's a very sad life for a man to lead Jayne," Book said. "Well, I don' know that I'd call it meaningful… But I guess ya could count my wife." JaynexOC
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,234 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Jayne
Kira and the Dwarf King by CatAlucard reviews
An adventure-romance that incorporates elements of the movies and the book. Kira is a nomad from the Eryn Vorn forest who travels to Hobbiton to find work. She is hired by Gandalf to aid in the Quest of Erebor and ends up in a love triangle with Fili and Thorin. Will ultimately include an alternate ending to the Hobbit. NOTE: I don't own any part except my character.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 79,786 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 12/27/2013 - [Thorin, Fili, OC]
Passages by jaimek45 reviews
River is hidden on Serenity avoiding an arranged marriage to someone she doesn't know or love. This is about her adventures with the crew of Serenity.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 119,705 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Jayne, River
At your service by cecania13 reviews
A collection of smutty one-shots involving mostly the line of Durin but possibly anyone who tickles my fancy.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,442 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Thorin - Complete
Whiskey Hangover by AshleyTrecartin reviews
Jayne wakes up to find a naked River in his bed. How did she get there, why wasn't he more upset? When Mal gives them a job things start to happen that set a series of events in motion that neither of them want to stop.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,128 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Jayne, River - Complete
You know you're obsessed with Firefly when by River12 reviews
A list of things you browncoats may do...
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Complete
And your little dog too by oldsoul3000 reviews
Funny little one shot inspired by my puppy.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Complete
Fluff n Stuff by cecania13 reviews
Because it can't all be smut. A little bit of fluff with the dwarves of Middle Earth. Series of fluffy one shots which will mostly be K ratings with the occasional bump up to T.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,311 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Fili
Her Portrait in White by OpheliacAngel reviews
Pre-Series. In this very anticipatory moment, Zoe couldn't possibly be happier. Written for Female Character Trope Fest on LJ & AO3 in response to the prompt 'Firefly: Zoe Washburne, wedding dresses.' Zoe/Wash.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Zoe W. - Complete
Hello, Sunshine by supersmileys reviews
Job interviews are always nerve-wracking. Even more so when the person who's interviewing you is Anders Johnson.
Almighty Johnsons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Anders J./Bragi, Dawn - Complete
That's my Brother by Ripplerose reviews
A quick snipet from River's point of view on Simon and how he saves a man's life in the hospital on Ariel.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Simon, River - Complete
You Can't Just Leave Me Here by I'm Forever Motivated reviews
Just left all alone. She didn't want to be alone, where was her Mal? He was gone, just like the rest of them. Why did they just leave her here? It wasn't fair. She wanted to go with them. She loved all of them, she was with them, all of them for so long. It didn't matter where they went, she'd always be with them. "You know, I named you after her who was named after a battlefield."
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Mal, River, Kaylee, Wash - Complete
Morals by The Frisky Firelily reviews
Jayne's morals pop up at the strangest times.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Jayne, River - Complete
The wrath of your King by Oakenstruck reviews
Yet again, another porn-without-plot story about the delicious Thorin Oakenshield and the female!reader. Summary : Everynight, every-single-night, I palm myself to completion imagining all the filthy things I would do to you Yeah… enough said :D **I have no shame and I regret nothing, except perhaps, not owning Thorin Oakenshield**
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,922 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Thorin - Complete
Batteries by The Bride of Bronn reviews
To Kaylee's abject horror, River announces to Simon that she has "borrowed" Kaylee's "power drill". Fluff and hilarity ensues. Written for unicornesque
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Kaylee, Simon - Complete
Like Two Peas In A Pod by TheShipOfTheDreams reviews
Axl notices that someone in the tv reminds quite much of his brother, Anders. Maybe even too much?
Almighty Johnsons - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Anders J./Bragi - Complete
The Lion by omgtolkien reviews
Fili/Reader (M!);His gaze travels across the room,but moves back to you as he puts his drink down.There's a dark look in his eyes which sends heat rushing through your body.You're not sure how to react as he smirks slightly and looks back to his companions.There's something devilish and wicked about that smile.And you can't help but notice that his gaze keeps flickering back to you
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,918 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Fili - Complete
Back Where It Began by A-Cola-Product reviews
There's a graveyard in Persephone; there's a gravestone with eight names on it. There's a man that always visits it, every year on the same day as you. It's been years, and you wonder if maybe this time you'll work up the courage to ask him who those people were...
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Complete
Never defy Thorin Oakenshield by Vault108 reviews
Oakensmut. Pure amazing no true plot Oakensmut. Seriously, if you one up the King in any way, the King will have his say. (Thorin/Female OC)
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Thorin - Complete
Allergies by Flipping Seltzer reviews
Simon and Kaylee are finally heading in the right direction... until Inara gets in the way. In honor of flu and allergy season.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Kaylee, Simon - Complete
A Girly Problem by Black Hawk reviews
"Allow me to put things into perspective," Fili offered, rolling onto his stomach and peering at his brother's profile. "Though you don't remember it… it's not the first time you've been mistaken for… something else." Sequel to A Manly Problem, but can also be read alone.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Kili, Fili - Complete
Jolly Roger by Siarh reviews
Jayne has a secret, one River tries to get him to admit to. DARK fic. DARK DARK DARK fic. Especially Chapter 2. Warning: Dark, implied non-con, main character death, blood, rape, drinking. Did I mention dark?
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Mal, Kaylee, Jayne, R. Tam - Complete
The Writer's Method by Cora Clavia reviews
She really shouldn't have asked. Season 1, oneshot.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Badassium by TheManFromMars reviews
Tony's having problems naming his newly created element in this E-Mail exchange. Pre-Avengers, Post-IM2.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/3/2012 - A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Contracts by codexfawkes reviews
"Man claims to have been hired by the girls father. Spun a story bout how the doc went cracked an kidnapped little sister from school. Says her betrothed is all kinds a worried he is." Badger told him. "Her what?" Mal asked incredulous.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,584 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Jayne, River - Complete
Fit the Crime by codexfawkes reviews
"That's it! You wanna act like petulant children you're gonna get treated that way. Jayne, River follow me." Mal told them heading toward the bridge. AN: Sorry to everyone who got notices that there was a second chapter of this story added. There is no second chapter I fixed a couple mistakes I missed in the original.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,875 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Jayne, River - Complete
Firsts by codexfawkes reviews
"What's with all the yelling?" Kaylee asked looking back and forth between Simon and Jayne. "Your twisted ass boyfriend is tryin to convince 'Nara to get a boy whore to sex up River, that's what." Jayne spat.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,334 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Jayne, River - Complete
Plan B by raynesupreme reviews
Jayne devises two drastic plans to deal with the perplexing problem that is River Tam. One-shot. Post-BDM. Please review.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Jayne, River - Complete
Trust Me, I'm A Doctor by Nefertiri's Handmaiden reviews
Dark!Simon AU post-BDM: "Kaylee screamed again, bloody murder. Simon grinned at the whimsy of the expression that had crossed his mind. Bloody murder. What a colorful turn of phrase. He liked it." Extremely dark, M for some fairly graphic violence.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Kaylee, Simon - Complete
The Other Shoe by 3DBABE1999 reviews
Adelai Nishka gets ahold of everyone on board Serenity. VERY ADULT CONTENT! PLEASE READ & HEED WARNINGS AT TOP OF STORY!
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,563 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Mal, River - Complete
Thruff by Basched reviews
Jayne is given incentive to improve his reading skills. Rayne.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Jayne, R. Tam - Complete
Mine and Yours by DirtyRottenWriter reviews
He can't stop himself, and he's past feeling guilty. But he's too tightly-wound for someone who's regularly living their darkest, greediest wishes. And for some gorram reason, he can't stop asking her stuff. VERY smutty. Sort of BDSM. Review please.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,620 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Jayne, River - Complete
What Could Possibly happen? by badkarma00 reviews
Simon, dealing with nature. Or, not. ONE SHOT, in no way tied to anything else.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Complete
Rescue by The Frisky Firelily reviews
The crew find themselves in a bind. River comes to the rescue.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Jayne, River - Complete
Body Shots by The Frisky Firelily reviews
It was meant to be a simple job. Nobody counted on the body shots. Two-shot.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,536 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Jayne, River - Complete
That Thing On Cyrus by The Frisky Firelily reviews
One shot sequel to Jayne and Simon's Excellent Adventure. Because people wanted to know about that thing on Cyrus. Cameron and Badger have a new business partner to introduce to the crew. J/R, S/K, M/I.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,491 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Jayne, Simon - Complete
For The Good Of The Ship by The Frisky Firelily reviews
If Mal really knew what he'd been up to Jayne would have been dead by now. The inbetween of 'Daddy Knows Best' and 'Tussle'. SMUT NC-17 NSFW
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Jayne, River - Complete
Tussle by The Frisky Firelily reviews
Jayne has some excess energy he needs to burn off, and it looks like she's willing to help. Prequel to 'Daddy Knows Best'
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Jayne, River - Complete
Daddy Knows Best by The Frisky Firelily reviews
Mal thought he knew best; he had no idea what he was getting himself into. Sequel to 'Tussle'
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Jayne, River - Complete
Jayne and Simon's Excellent Adventure by The Frisky Firelily reviews
When Jayne and Simon are left stranded they have to get over their previous hatred in order to survive. NOT SLASH. S/K, R/J, M/I, Z/W memories Post-BDM.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,354 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Jayne, Simon - Complete
Oops! by The Frisky Firelily reviews
Inara has some problems with the shower, and Serenity's ladies get more than they bargained for.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Complete
Best Friends? by Basched reviews
Mal, Simon and Jayne have a manly drink together round the campfire. Inspired by Stephen Lynch's "Best Friend Song." Warning for very strong language and sexual thingies. Rayne implied.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,635 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Jayne, River - Complete
Sickness by Fayth3 reviews
He has her trapped and she can't see a way out. Why does she hurt? Not nice by any stretch of the imagination. Not Rayne
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Jayne, River - Complete
Awareness by tectrices reviews
//Rayne// River wonders why she has never noticed Jayne before. Written for Valentine's Challenge.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,270 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2009 - River, Jayne - Complete
Cobb University by Sunshineali reviews
Jayne enrolls River in the Advanced Studies program at Cobb University. This is a Rayne fic and is rated M for adult situations
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Jayne, River - Complete
Fun In The Sun by Sunshineali reviews
Mal and company take a vacation. River and Jayne discover each other, Simon and Jayne waterski like bad asses, River bikes, Kaylee goes fishing, Zoe and Jayne sing, the crew members have a water fight and River paints Jayne's toenails.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,197 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Jayne, River - Complete
A New Discovery by Kaylee Tam reviews
The crew find a rerun of Dr. Horrible on the cortex, much to the dismay of their Captain.
Crossover - Firefly & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Captain Hammer - Complete
Ain't It Obvious by Sunshineali reviews
Jayne and River share their commitment with the crew
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Jayne, River - Complete
Liar by KinkerBelle reviews
Rayne. Smut. Someone's not being exactly truthful. It might be River. One of three responses to the "Nothin' But Smut" Challenge over @ Copper for a Kiss. Turn away if smut be not what you seek.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2008 - River, Jayne - Complete
Beverage by KinkerBelle reviews
A hard working man deserves a drink to cool off. Rayne. Another quotechallenge fic.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2007 - River, Jayne - Complete
Angel by EreshkigalGirl reviews
The crew is informed about the Academy's newest science project, RT215042518, River's daughter. Upon her rescue, River has to learn how to be a mother.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 107,449 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 3/27/2006 - River, Jayne - Complete
When She Smiles by esprit noir reviews
No bad deed ever goes unpunished. JayneRiver. More sad, than romantic. Rated M Just in Case.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/22/2006 - River, Jayne - Complete
The Talk by mnemosyne23 reviews
Mal's tired of the ship being overrun by children, and decides to have A Talk with his crew. RiverJayne, SimonKaylee, ZoeWash, implied MalInara. Rated for bawdy humor.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,396 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Mal, Jayne
A Boy Named Sue by lindalove reviews
After OIS, Jayne's plans to get rid of the moonbrained girl ends in many an unexpected consquence. This is a miniepic to link Jayne and River yes its long, but stick with. Complete!
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 55,396 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/29/2005 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Jayne, River - Complete
Moments by Coru reviews
Just a moment between Kaylee and Jayne, PG for one swear word. FIRST FIREFLY STORY ON First NONSLASH Firefly story EVER! WHEE! I feel special :
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2002 - Kaylee, Jayne
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The Chills reviews
Jayne's bunk is cold, just the way he likes it. But River is bundled up. And THAT he is not a fan of. Rayne
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Jayne, River - Complete
Crush reviews
River has a crush! Post-OiS. -ON HIATUS-
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Jayne, River
The Spirits of Miranda reviews
What River sees on Miranda. Spoilers for the BDM!
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/3/2013 - River - Complete
Spoiled Brat reviews
River can be such a spoiled brat...
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Simon, River - Complete
Independence (alternately, Middle Ground) reviews
Sequel to Do As You're Told. River has taken Jayne's advice to heart.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Jayne, River - Complete
Bein' In Love reviews
A short ficlet about how River is the perfect girl for Jayne.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Jayne, River - Complete
The Lava Game reviews
River is acting very immaturely and Jayne is getting mad. Not Rayne!
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Jayne, River - Complete
Drunk reviews
Kaylee made wine. Strong, strong wine.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Complete
The Mysterious Spade Correlation reviews
Jayne has spades, and River solves a mystery. Not Rayne. (That's right. Be shocked.)
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Jayne, River - Complete
Cheater, Cheater, Pumpkin-Eater reviews
Jayne gets a pretty good teammate for Tall Card.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Jayne - Complete
Do As You're Told (alternately, Don't Be Takin' No Crap) reviews
Simon tells River that she needs to get off of the table and she gets a bit confused.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2013 - River, Jayne - Complete
Protector reviews
River is scared. Can Jayne protect her?
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Jayne, River - Complete
Hell reviews
A funny little ficlet of Simon's own personal hell. Post-BDM. Rayne.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Simon, River - Complete
Bad reviews
Drabble of angst. That's really all there is to it.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/26/2013 - River - Complete
Man-Parts reviews
He were gonna prove it to her alright! Pre-Rayne.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Jayne, River - Complete
Broken reviews
Why didn't Serenity WAVE her?
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Inara - Complete
Never Again reviews
No one would make her colorless again.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/26/2013 - River - Complete
The Mouse reviews
What is River doing under Jayne's bed? -NOW COMPLETE-
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,109 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Jayne, River - Complete
A One-Sided Coin reviews
Just another angsty ficlet written for class... Rayne.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/25/2013 - River - Complete
Madness reviews
Just a small, angsty ficlet I wrote for class...
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/25/2013 - River - Complete
A Happy Ending reviews
Serenity. Took care of him 'til the day he died. Died for what he believed in. It hadn't been Plan A, but they'd accomplished their goal. Too bad they all had to die, of course. AU, Post-BDM
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Mal - Complete
Scratching an Itch reviews
Kaylee had to wonder... Jaylee! Rated T for adult themes.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Jayne, Kaylee - Complete
More, Jayne reviews
Rayne PWP! Light PWP, but still nice and pr0ny!
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Jayne, River - Complete
Glass reviews
A cute little Rayne fic for your enjoyment... Warnings: Fluff!
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/30/2013 - River, Jayne - Complete
Unrequited reviews
River Tam was in love with Jayne Cobb. Rayne! Rating for angst.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Jayne, River - Complete
Children reviews
This is a drabble in which Mal thinks over some recent news. Rayne!
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2013 - River, Jayne - Complete
Soar reviews
This takes place during and after the BDM, so, naturally, there are spoilers. Wash's POV. -ON HIATUS-
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Wash
The Doghouse reviews
Serenity's men get put in the doghouse...
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Complete