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Love all of the people who have favorited my stuff. With school I will not be able to make a bunch of storys.

Srry

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Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't care when people make fun of you, but when someone makes fun of your friends you automatically think of numerous, painful ways to kill them, copy and paste.

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96 percent of teens won't stand up for Christ. If you are one of the 4 percent that will, copy and paste this in your profile. 94% of teenage girls would scream and die if Edward Cullen was found on top of the Empire state building, ready to jump. Copy this onto your profile if you'd be part of the 6% laughing with a bag of popcorn in one hand, a video camera in the other hand, yelling into a bullhorn you stole from a rabid fangirl, " JUMP, YOU SPARKLY FAIRY! "

COPY AND PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK PERCY JACKSON HAS AWESOMENESS RUNNING THROUGH HIS VEINS!

If you have ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy this to your profile

If you have ever walked into a tree, copy this to your profile

If you have ever ran, into a wall copy this to your profile

If you have ever found yourself wondering what 11 is, copy this to your profile

(Be honest no matter what.)

1) Have you ever been asked out? Yes

2) Where did you get your default picture? From someone on DeviantART

3) What's your middle name? Nichole

4) Your current relationship status? I'm dating someone

5) Does your crush like you back? Actully, my crush is a fictional character

6) What is your current mood? Hungry, tired, bored

7) What color of underwear are you wearing? ... Black with skulls and hearts

8) What color shirt are you wearing? black

9) Missing something? Fang, so if you find him, email me...

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? The hamster wheel

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? Does a bird-kid count?

12) Ever had a near death experience? Yes

13) Something you do a lot? Eat

14) The song stuck in your head? Ice, Ice, Baby

15) Who did you copy and paste this from? FnickRide03

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU? Jenifer Adams Oh My Fucking God help me

17) When was the last time you cried? A month ago

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience? I cant sing

19) If you could have one super power what would it be? Ivisibility to help with my stalking issues

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? apperence

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks? I dont go to Starbucks

22) What's your biggest secret? It wouldn't be a secret if I told you

23) Favorite color? black and orange

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows? yes I LOVE BARNEY!!!!!!!!!!

25) What are you? a stalker, raceist kind of, perverted, uh... oh and special with a e.d at the end specialed

26) Do you speak any other language? I wish

27) What's your favorite smell? Pixie Stixs

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be? sad

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain? no

30) What are you thinking about right now? how to anwser this question

31) What should you be doing? homework

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry? does my raccoon cont

33) Do you like working in the yard? does anyone??

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? doofenshmirtz

35) Do you act differently around the person you like? yes

36) What is your natural hair color? dirty blonde

37) Who was the last person to make you cry? some random person on Youtube

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a genius.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude.

I FALL IN LOVE EASILY so I MUST be a slut.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm a MORON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have Asian best friends so I MUST think I'm Asian

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be bossy.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a lawyer.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser

. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE..

So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanis

t I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian

. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic nerd.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love colorguard/marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or a pyromaniac

Stereotypes SUCK.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2) you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3) the reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or a myspace.

4) you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6) your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7) you read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8) as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) and you were too busy to notice number 5 wasn't there.

10) you actually looked up to check if there was a number 5.

11) and now you're laughing at your stupidity.

Repost this on your profile if you got owned and you know you did.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2) you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3) the reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or a myspace.

4) you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6) your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7) you read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8) as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) and you were too busy to notice number 5 wasn't there.

10) you actually looked up to check if there was a number 5.

11) and now you're laughing at your stupidity.

Repost this on your profile if you got owned and you know you did.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile..

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Sakura sucks, copy this and paste it in yourprofile :p

DANCE PARTY!!

"You bring the bacon, I'll bring the shampoo!"

w00t w00t!

See, I'm awesomer then all of these losers, right?

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Maximum Hunger by luckyducky-master-of-writing reviews
Maximum Ride. Katniss Everdeen. Can these stories collide?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,242 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Max, Katniss E.
May The Odds by Ali Avian reviews
My name is Maysilee Donner. I am seventeen years old. I have been chosen for the Hunger Games. The odds are not in my favor. 48 tributes. 1 winner. Let the Games Begin.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,342 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Haymitch A., Maysilee D.
Maximum Ride Parody Corner by St. Iggy the Pyro reviews
A collection of song parodies, Maximum Ride style!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Max
Maximum Hunger by I-sold-my-soul-for-a-cookie reviews
A thousand years ago, Max and the Flock were captured. Now, in the future, the Quarter Quell is about to comence. Rebellions are taking place. And Maximum Ride has been awoken. Fax, Niggy, KatnissxGale.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Max, Katniss E.
Maximum Twilight by Nikik reviews
Maximum ride and twilight crossover. fax. other pairings.t for safety.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,285 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Max, Fang
run! it's the parodies! by abbyjenna reviews
maximum ride christmas carols!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 9/25/2006
The Experiments by Ashily reviews
Maximum Ride, the band! [Parody.]
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Complete
Angel's Nightmare reviews
Angel has a nightmare and she send's it to max's mind but what happeneds when it comes true.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Max, Angel