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Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

YAY!! I finally got a pen name. Yes I know Brit stop saying its about time too. As you can see from my pen name I love the wonderful Potions Master Severus Snape. I hate the Hermione/Snape ships, they are just gross. Same thing with all of the Sirius/Snape ships and Remus/Snape ships and no I am not homophobic, they are just gross. I mean come on Sirius is dead and Remus is well a werewolf and do you honestly think that Snape would ever do something like that, ermmm no I think not. Enough with that, I am also an Alan Rickman nut and I think that he is the sexiest man alive.

My favourite quotes:
"By grabthar's hammer...what a savings"-Alan Rickman as Alexander Dane as Dr. Lazarus

"Wax on Wax off"-Alan Rickman as the Metatron

"Get him out of here he is bleeding all over everything"-Alan Rickman as Elliot Marston

"I'm going to cut your heart out with a spoon"-Alan Rickman in Robin Hood

"It's fun being naughty" -Alan Rickman

"Ein Tiger Ente mit Reifen" - German for a tiger duck with tires!!

"Everyday my dog does something that makes me smile."-David Frei, National Dog Show 2003

"No one interupts the Queen of Soul bitch...MMMK?"-Jack from Will and Grace

"The more people I know, the more I love my dog!"

"oi!"
"Is that stupid language for 'hello'?"

HPPoA, pg 530!! Snape at his finest!!

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HJS by Ninja Goldfish reviews
Slight AU. Severus Snape has many haunting memories to drive him to the firewhisky. What happens when a certain bushy-haired teen is driven there too? When she wakes up the next morning in his bed? SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 79,176 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Mrs Snape by Drusilla Dax reviews
Hermione makes a choice. /sequel to A Single Night/
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 156,153 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 11184 - Favs: 7,989 - Follows: 6,344 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Vixen by SLovingLecter reviews
After her parent's deaths Hermione is bound and trapped in her Animagus form, first for her own safety, then to ensure the safety of others during the war. Who is she bound to? Severus Snape, of course..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 101,243 - Reviews: 2250 - Favs: 1,480 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Why Me? by Darth Vice reviews
Have you ever wondered what Snape's parents are like? Well everyone at Hogwarts is about to find out to Snape's horror and it's not what they expected.OC and AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 86,598 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Severus S., OC
The Potions Master's Storeroom by dressagegrrrl reviews
An act of good will changes the relationship between the Charms mistress and the stodgy Potions master. Hermione regrets never becoming a decent Occlumens. Severus is pleased she isn't. Fluffy and sweet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,264 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Going Home by Copper's Mama reviews
A SS/HG fic. AU. Hermione goes back to Hogwarts to teach Muggle Studies. Snape is shocked to see the annoying brat with a child of her own, but no husband? Snape tries to figure out who the father is, romance ensues. Please read and review! Sequel's up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 84,235 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Woes of Mrs Weasley by RebeccaRoy reviews
Nearly a month after Voldemort is dead and peace reigns in the land. Yet it cannot last poor Mrs. Weasley finds out as the last of the Marauders and Snape are still alive and well…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,180 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Molly W., Severus S. - Complete
With A Red Bow by LoveHGSS reviews
It's Hermione's 21 birthday and needless to say is drunk and decides to confess, via a letter, her deepest secret... what she didn't expect were his replies... Chunks of DH thrown into the trash bin. Lemons. Mature Content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,319 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Ways to Infuriate a Potions Master by Birchwood29 reviews
Hermione has had it. She is fed up. She takes action and makes a list of everything she wants to do. Then she proceeds to annoy Snape into oblivion. What happens when her plan goes seriously wrong? NEW CHAPTER ADDED 3/24/10 AFTER FOUR YEARS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,430 - Reviews: 2462 - Favs: 1,567 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Shadow on My Heart by Lady Whitehart reviews
PreHBP SSOC romance. When Severus Snape began teaching 15 years ago, he did the unthinkable... The past and present are delightfully interwoven.Romance,action,humor and some of the best written lemons in fandom. ***ALL NEW CHAPTERS***
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,781 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Severus S., OC
The Spy and the Secret by Kate1221 reviews
A nighttime trip through the castle in search of her DADA books has left Hermione privy to a rather personal conversation between Dumbledore and Snape, and now she must deal with the consequences of her actions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,671 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G.
From the Corner by coffeeonthepatio reviews
While Hermione, seeing her marriage is at a dead-end, moves back to her parents with Rose and Hugo, Snape finds he is no longer alone in his apothecary in Knockturn Alley - her name is Ophelia and she's four. And Ophelia's his.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 164,403 - Reviews: 3881 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Little Packages by imslytherinatheart reviews
Harry is distracted and causes an accident in potions. Hermione is the unfortunate victim and is stuck with Snape while he figures her out. HG/SS.. Rated M for later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,970 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Just Drabbling Along by cecelle reviews
Drabble Number 9: Terra Incognita. 100 word drabble. Response to the GrangerSnape100 "9 Circles of Hell" challenge. This is a collection of drabbles, some silly, some serious.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Familiar by crazyclaireonline reviews
A SS/HG story told from the point of view of an unlikely source, ignores Deathly Hallows. What shaped Severus Snape into the man we all adore and his journey down the long and winding road to love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,580 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Be Little by coffeeonthepatio reviews
De-aged Harry is adopted by Hermione - the future ambassador for magic in Rome. Somewhere in Italy, a strange man is walking the streets, bearing a remarkable resemblance to one Severus Snape. Will they ever meet? Will love ensue? Almost canon-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 53 - Words: 119,237 - Reviews: 1764 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Severus Gets a Belle by runninonfaith reviews
Severus Snape wakes in the hospital after the fall of Voldemort to find a new outlook on life. Will he finally find happiness when a young stranger falls into his care? SS/OFC, AU, OOC, Fluff, Romance, Foul Language, lemons, and disregards Epilogue!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,274 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Severus S., OC - Complete
The Beauty and the Beast Effect by snowtigress-27 reviews
The story's about what happens when Hermione unknowingly ends up taking care of, and falling in love with, Snape when he somehow turns into a cat.RW/HG but eventually RW/OC and HG/SS.Longer summary inside.Rating may be high.I don't really know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 64,541 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Billow by coffeeonthepatio reviews
Snarky Severus Snape is forced back to Hogwarts five years after the fall of the Dark Lord by a desperate Headmistress McGonagall. Transfiguration Professor Granger is less than impressed. Bickering, fights and lots of points lost. Eventual HG/SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,789 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
La Isla Bonita by The Creatress reviews
Severus Snape, Lex Luthor, Jack Sparrow and Gregory House are all stuck on a desert island. ... What? That's it. What more do you need? ... Read and laugh and review...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Severus S.
Familiars by PassingTime reviews
Full Summary inside. An Idea inspired by Seom's amazing story 'Kitten'. Hermione receives unwanted attention in a world thats already on a knife edge. Who is it and what will it en'tail' ? if you catch my drift. Furry little problems. SSHG eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,670 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S.
It's a one time thing that just happens a lot by Starlight8 reviews
*S/OC* Severus Snape has the DADA and there's a new Potions Professor; one which Snape just can't leave alone. Fully updated and edited... and now *COMPLETE* Finally!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 372,645 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 12/30/2001 - Severus S. - Complete
Semper by Mrs Severus reviews
Part I of the Semper Trilogy, where Hermione returns to Hogwarts as the new Transfiguration teacher with her daughter in tow. How will Severus react to the two newcomers' arrival and can anything more come of it? A tale of Romance & Rediscovering the past
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 44 - Words: 73,447 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Single Sentence by Rulern Av Ost reviews
The only piece of me that’s ever been inside the mouth of any dementor, is my dick.” Sirius said. And chaos ensued.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
Severus Snape's New Pet by RebeccaRoy reviews
AU Severus Snape wants a new pet and revenge. In Fact he sees exactly what he wants for a pet when he sees a certain Animagmus out for a walk one day…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,167 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Having Both is a Blessing by Holly Ilex reviews
Anna's year at Hogwarts is ending, in a most peculiar way Secret keepers, hiding places, changes of attitude and loyalty. Who is in jeopardy? Who will die? New lives, old memories, shifting priorities and deadly miscalculations are coming to light.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 223,782 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Severus S., OC
In That First Year by sparklyeyedgal reviews
Snape is the newest professor at Hogwarts. Lyric is in her last year at Hogwarts. How will the she greet the former DeathEater? With intense hatred or undeniable intrigue. Ch 25! SSOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,191 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Severus S., OC
The Spy Who Came in From the Cold by Mystical Witch reviews
A Potions Master, An American Muggle CIA Agent, A School full of children. And Voldemort too! A takeoff on James Bond Stories with a Potter Twist. Please read and review. Chapter 22 is now up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,343 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Severus S., OC
Mist and Vapor by cecelle reviews
After the war is over, Severus is left humiliated, an outcast in the wizarding world. And for him, the fight isn't over yet. But this time, he doesn't have to fight alone. 3 x Multifaceted Award Nominee. Now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 172,134 - Reviews: 1352 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/3/2007 - Published: 11/15/2004 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Ghost from the Past by LeoniaKat reviews
A secret from Severus' past resurfaces and he has to deal with the repercussions. Severus must now balance obligation, his job, and a family he didn't know about.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 85 - Words: 108,707 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Severus S., OC
What Now, Severus? by Emilie D reviews
This story begins immediately after Dumbledore's death. Snape has a rough night, but things start looking up for him. Rated M for a bit o' violence, and a bit o' language, and a bit o'romance stuff. Also rated M for Muggles.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 106 - Words: 320,444 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Severus S., OC - Complete
The Old Walls Crumble by cearrae27 reviews
Immediately following Snapes escape from Buckbeak's attack. Where did he go and how did he live. Who helped him. Snape and OFC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,571 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Through The Fire by LadyLuck321 reviews
Sequel to Through Time and Space. Read that one first. The continuation of the story of SnapeAlexis OFC and RemusAmber OFC. Corresponds with Book 4 GOF. This is an effort between LadyLuck321, Midnight Lily, and Steve2 AU now that HBP published
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 162,851 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/19/2006 - Published: 3/21/2005 - Severus S.
A Part of Me that is Missing by cearrae27 reviews
Now AU post HBP. Phaelan meets Voldemort for the first time. Snape OFC Rated for adult topics, language and situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 307,315 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Severus S.
Dangerous Liaisons by tiberius1 reviews
Takes place during Prisoner of Azkaban. Severus Snape is not looking forward to another dismal year at Hogwarts. First he learns Remus Lupin has returned, now he learns there is an American exchange professor. How bad can his year get? Also posted on HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,570 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/13/2006 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Blind Date Harry Potter Style! by BeachBum754 reviews
Basically, a take off on Blind Date, with all characters Harry Potter! It should be funny... Malfoy, Sirius Black, and everyones favorite Sevvie Snape, not to mention just about everyone else...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 63 - Words: 145,760 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 4/26/2003
Behind Closed Doors by coffeemione reviews
DISCONTINUED - With Voldemort defeated, new evil has risen. Incidents concerning powerful mind control begin occuring at Hogwarts, so Hermione Granger is called to the scene to investigate. Can a grudge be forgotten in order to save the world in time?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 144,656 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 4/5/2004 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Resonance by GreenGecko reviews
Year six and Harry needs rescuing by Dumbledore and Snape. The resulting understanding between Harry and Snape is critical to destroying Voldemort and leads to an offer of adoption. Covers year seven and Auror training. Sequel is Revolution.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 79 - Words: 528,272 - Reviews: 4589 - Favs: 3,840 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 6/27/2005 - Published: 3/29/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Memories Returned by MistressSara reviews
A former student and Death Eater returns to Hogwarts. The only problem? She doesn't remember being a former student or a Death Eater. SSOC, I'm dreadful at the summary, just read and enjoy. R&R please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 20,450 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/10/2005 - Published: 9/16/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
Quarantined by muse142 reviews
An accident in 7th-year Advanced Potions class results in Nicole Archer's quarantine - in Snape's personal quarters! Eventual SS-OFC romance. Tried hard to avoid the dreaded Mary Sue Syndrome. WIP; though there are many chapters, they're not too long.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,223 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/8/2005 - Published: 12/17/2004 - Severus S.
Beast of Burden by Dianatyne reviews
A new DADA Professor reluctantly returns to Hogwarts and must face the life and the one person she left behind. Originally written after GOF. R&R, SSOC. COMPLETE! Thanks to all, who enjoyed the story, you made it worth it to write it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 53,180 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/3/2004 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
Bittersweet by Dazzleberry reviews
I hate to say this is a sequel; it's the story to which Still Waters Run Deep is an extended prologue. A story of life, and the things we can't control, and the pain that comes with loving others, and a world that is unsympathetic to sorrow.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 170,536 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Severus S.
Dark Souls, The Journey Home by Morning Fey reviews
The woman grated on his nerves as much as she intrigued the Potions Master. Perhaps Minerva was right and she was danger lurking in a soul as black as his.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,026 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/15/2004 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Severus S.
Still Waters Run Deep by Dazzleberry reviews
One of Snape's first students is all grown up now and teaching divination. PG-13 for language at the moment, and finally for some vague references in chapter 24. Please read and review. Updated frequently. Where did all my reviewers go? ::pouts::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 122,547 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/6/2004 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Severus S.
An American Witch at Hogwarts by Rae Roberts reviews
Famously surly Severus Snape gets a teaching assistant and finds himself participating in flying lessons, beer drinking, and some wild, and occasionally erotic, dreams. Thursday evening detention may never be the same again. AU. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 88,954 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/23/2004 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
Pleasurable, actually by the-rasmus-fans reviews
Snape gets drunk, gets McGonagall pregnant but can't remember. McGonagall has to tell him the facts of life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,193 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/20/2004 - Published: 5/1/2004 - Severus S., Minerva M.
The Hogwart's Castle Scene by JustJeanette reviews
A scene from Monty Syltherin and the Holy Prophecy Ball of Sybil. A must for Monty Python fans... READ and REVIEW.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Daybreak In Dungeons by Lady Agatha Hal reviews
Severus is alseep. A description of what surrounds him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/1/2004 - Published: 2/24/2004 - Severus S.
A whole new world by Caffinated Fantasy reviews
The teachers of Hogwarts have a bet to see if Snape can survive teaching muggles in America. Can he do it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/23/2004 - Published: 1/19/2004 - Severus S.
NetSpeak by barbi-bee reviews
Hermione spends too much time on the computer to do her homework properly
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 2/19/2004 - Published: 1/31/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Queer Eye for the Snape Guy by ShagsTheDustmop reviews
COMPLETE! - The Fab 5 have come to Hogwarts to give Snape a much needed makeover. Will Harry, Ron, and Hermione live to regret this prank? Not to be confused with Cyane Snape's later, independent story with the same title.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,571 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/19/2003 - Published: 8/27/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Vector's Challenge by Kayla Rudbek reviews
AU after GoF. Professor Vector makes a bet with Professor Snape that he can't be fair for one month. Snape/Vector. Belly dancing in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 94,067 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/2/2003 - Published: 3/10/2003 - Severus S.
Severus Snape, Sexy Slytherin by Zedd reviews
Our beloved Potions Master decides that he wants to be "sexy." How will Hogwarts react? A little differently than he expected. (A parody on all cliched Snape romances).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,740 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 7/17/2001 - Severus S.
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Constant Companionship reviews
AU! After the fall of Voldemort, Snape is lonely and decides to find himself a loyal companion. He requires the help of Remus Lupin and several other Order members...Rated T for language in future chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,045 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Severus S., Remus L.
Diary of a Transplanted Witch reviews
AU. Diary in the spirit of Bridget Jones' Diary about a transplanted witch. Rated T for language. SS/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Severus S., OC
Hogwarts and Music reviews
Hogwarts has started a music program but will Snape approve of the new professor? My first serious fanfic. SSOFC Now AU. Rated for adult themes. Currently on hold
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,386 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 11/30/2003 - Severus S. - Complete
Tonight I Wanna Cry reviews
How can Severus Snape go on without her? Ever wondered why Snape is who is is? He had met his match eight years ago but ever since she left, he has never been the same again. SSOC. Currently on hold
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,869 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/7/2005 - Published: 10/5/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
Hogwarts Karaoke Contest reviews
Chapter 9 up! What would happen if Hogwarts had a karaoke contest and the particapants cant select their songs? Rated R for a certain song in chapter 8. On Hold currently.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,605 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/28/2004 - Published: 8/31/2003 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
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