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Joined 12-28-12, id: 4443887, Profile Updated: 08-02-13
Author has written 5 stories for Merlin, Lord of the Rings, Sherlock, And Then There Were None, and Doctor Who.

Greetings, Readers of my profile.

I am Iamthekoala. I normally write non- slash stories that are really short. I'm trying to write some longer ones, but I can't make any promises about posting. I really don't post that often, but I can almost always be found reading fanfiction.

So... Yeah.

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Harry Potter and the Pain of Revenge by BrandSpankingNew reviews
When Snape caught Harry with his head in that Pensieve, he was furious. Harry didn't run and Snape lost control. When he finds out some new info about TBWL...things change. Now he will protect the boy whether Harry likes it or not. But that doesn't mean Snape has gone soft... Mentor!fic, no slash. Warning: contains physical & emotional abuse and spanking.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,034 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 3/29/2017 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
Neckerchief Chronicles by caldera32 reviews
If it had been a different Arthur he may have been able to appreciate that Merlin's neckerchief was simply his equivalent of a towel. (Or, a collection of shorts exhibiting the many uses of a certain warlock's neck wear. No Slash)
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 45,364 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Offerings by Stealth Dragon reviews
A collection of answered requests, indulgences and ideas that tickle my fancy. All gen all the time. Ratings, warnings and characters will vary by story, but the rating will never go above T. Labeled complete since, technically, this is a collection of individual completed works.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,296 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
You Should Have Told Me by revolution-freewill reviews
Grantaire is a writer under a pen name and Enjolras has discovered his new favourite author. They meet through a series of debates on the train in the mornings.
Les Misérables - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Enjolras, Grantaire, Courfeyrac, Combeferre - Complete
Hard Knocks by laureleaf reviews
Sherlock and John have a massive fight. Can Sherlock figure out how to apologize, and can John forgive him? No slash. Expansion on my 'Bored' chapter in 'Five times John punched Sherlock'. Lots of chapters, but they're short.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 11,712 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Admittance by TheOlArchive reviews
When Arthur's punishment for losing a bet leads to a fight between Arthur and Merlin, the knights of the Round Table take it upon themselves to fix their broken friendship. Arthur and Merlin bromance with a healthy dose of the knights! Two-shot.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,886 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 207 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Arthur, Merlin, Gwaine, Percival - Complete
Behind Closed Lips by BrandSpankingNew reviews
The Marauders have gotten themselves in a great deal of trouble with this year's DADA instructor, and he promised they'd see the cane for this. But James and Remus notice that Sirius is...off, and they're concerned. Will their friend tell them why he is acting so strangely, or will he keep his secrets behind closed lips? Contains caning, swearing, images/talk of child abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,249 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P. - Complete
Wrong Number, Right Person by Witty Teacup reviews
Modern, AU. Arthur is working late one night when he gets a phone call from a sobbing teenager who's ingested over half a bottle of sleeping pills.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,776 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Ain't Nobody Messing with My Clique by Ultra-Geek reviews
No one is allowed to insult Spock but McCoy, damn it. Them's the rules.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Spock, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Of Knights and Neckerchiefs by TheOlArchive reviews
"Suddenly, a shadow fell across the servant and he looked up to see the three knights looming over him. Sir Hector knelt down and said in a sickly sweet voice. 'Because you're not a knight, so stop pretending to be one.'" In which Merlin is bullied, a neckerchief is lost, and Arthur is protective of his servant. No slash. Two shot.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,762 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 310 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Overgrown Child by Jawhara reviews
John Watson has to deal with an extremely bored consulting detective who wreaks havoc not only at 221B Bakerstreet but wherever else he can. Friendship and Discipline.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,073 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Baskerville After Dark by Ttime42 reviews
John and Sherlock have to share a bed at Baskerville. PG-13. Gen, but can be preslash. Rated for swearing. Spoilers for Hounds of Baskerville!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Twisted Heartstrings by outfaircandle reviews
Arthur always knew Merlin had the emotional stability of a girl's petticoat. Their most recent incident proves it. Magic reveal. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Experiment: part III by Ttime42 reviews
John and Sherlock are in a tight spot and have a discussion. Contains sophomoric humor in the form of flatulence (sorry) and swearing. Third in a series.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Battle Scars by Cordelia Rose reviews
Merlin is injured unknowingly to the others during training and then is later shot by vengeful bandits on a hunt. Arthur is forced to take his shirt off to treat the wound but when Merlin wakes he's pelted by questions because of the scars. Friendship. Whump. Scar reveal fic. Reveal fic. Sequel: More Gained, None Lost.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,734 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Merlin, Arthur, Gwaine - Complete
The Experiment: part II by Ttime42 reviews
Mrs. Hudson finds out about what took place in the lab at Baskerville. She's not happy with Sherlock. Semi-consensual spanking of one Mr. Sherlock Holmes. Sequel to "The Experiment." Rated T for swearing and spanking.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Sherlock H., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Taking Care of You by peace4people reviews
Reid is sick and the team looks out for him while in Washington on a new case. Things start to look up but then Reid takes a turn for the worse and winds up in the hospital. Reid-centric, whump, team bonding and love.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,167 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 8/14/2010 - S. Reid
Being Thrown into Walls and Other Woes by Stealth Dragon reviews
Tag for The Gates of Avalon. A day in the stocks after being thrown into a wall does not a happy back make, and that's just the start of Merlin's problems. Merlin whump. Friendship. Gen.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Of Princes, Warlocks, and Neckerchiefs by PhoenixoftheLostandForgotten reviews
Morgana dares Arthur to steal Merlin's neckerchief, and people are making bets on what he will do. No one could have predicted what happened next. Scars-fic, possible reveal later. This story has no set direction, so anything could happen.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 252 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Merlin, Arthur
Day out with Benedict Cumberbatch by Detective In Training reviews
What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1469 - Favs: 2,065 - Follows: 199 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
A Study In Original Titles and Exciting Plotlines by Trompet reviews
John is a new student at Baker High School and life is really really hard and then he meets Sherlock and they fall in luv SUMMARY SUX PLEASE DON'T FLAME ME OR UR JUST JEALOUS OF MY ORIGINALITY! A parody of High School AUs.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Lost and Found by Anonymous Eli reviews
A badly injured Sherlock waits for help to arrive. Naturally, he's more concerned with the whereabouts of his scarf.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 2,650 - Follows: 315 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Cas' Milkshake by zeppx reviews
It brings all the boys to the yard.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 127 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
One Hundred by Ultra-Geek reviews
100 drabbles, 10000 words. Complete! A collection of unrelated drabbles and plot bunnies. Home of the original Cupboard!Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 17,296 - Reviews: 3840 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Numbness After Pain by sudipal reviews
Sherlock says something not good at a crime scene and ends up getting punched by a police officer, much to everyone else's pleasure. Sherlock, however, is hurt both physically and emotionally.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Exaggerations and Overreactions by Ultra-Geek reviews
Merlin and the Knights of the Round Table are led to believe that Arthur is dead. Merlin doesn't take it very well. BAMF!Merlin
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 2,239 - Follows: 365 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5606 - Favs: 12,968 - Follows: 1,746 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Heat of the Moment by skag trendy reviews
When Sam is late home from school, John’s own brand of discipline goes a little too far. Sick Sam. Angsty/angry/guilty Dean. Angry/guilty John. Dean 19, Sam 15. WARNING FOR LANGUAGE!
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,575 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Another Rainy Night by skag trendy reviews
John’s away on a hunt leaving the boys to fend for themselves. Trust the younger brother to lose his damn key… Short fic. Dean 17, Sam 13 Hurt Sam and Brotherly love.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,122 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
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Stories Untold
These are the tales of the lesser-known companions.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,005 - Published: 11/7/2013
Oh, Hugo! reviews
A short poem I wrote from Vera's POV at the end of the the book.
And Then There Were None - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Complete
Piano reviews
Johns finds Sherlock playing music
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Problem With Boromir reviews
Boromor is speaking a bit... differently than usual.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Boromir - Complete
The Tavern reviews
Merlin is tired of Gaius telling Arthur that he is in the tavern. NOTE- This story has been changed slightly.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Merlin - Complete