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Joined 12-28-12, id: 4443903, Profile Updated: 01-30-15
Author has written 10 stories for Lord of the Rings, Silmarillion, and How to Train Your Dragon.

Note-I am away at a semester program, and while I will be working and writing while I am gone, and I will try to publish new chapters, I am placing all of my stories on a four month semi hiatus- Hi, I'm Esme, and I'm often getting lost in my own head. I may be 17, or I may be 17,00, so you have to guess. I'm part of tons of fandoms, but I'm new to fanfiction. But I'm having so much fun, and I'm just glad to be writing, so wooohooo, I hope y'all like LOTR. Also, remember, all that is gold does not glitter. You also may notice I use the word Y'all a lot. Am I southern? Well, sort of. Born in Georgia, but moved to Oregon at 3. Lived there until I was 9, then moved to Florida. (Wonderfully strange state.) And then moved back to Oregon at age 12, in a house right across from my old one. I love to bake, and read, and eat chocolate. And obviously write. Though i should really be working on my novel. Oh well. My parents are film makers, and I'm the oldest of three kids. I may or may not be an elf in disguise. Maybe half elf. I'm not all that graceful. i can't take selfies, because i always look grim, and my default expression is deeply thoughtful, so people often think I'm upset. I am prone to anxiety and depression, and I can be moody, but I am very loyal. Very loyal. My friends bf broke up with her at 2;30 in the morning by text, and I haven't gotten over it. Even though she has. My teeth are strange, and the braces are confusing them, and I have long hair which I either need to cut or learn to work with. (update, i cut it) I have an elf dress which I use to pretend to be the queen of Mirkwood, I get very attached to fictional characters, my oc's live in my head and give me advice and cheer me up. (Sometimes it is bad advice. I ignore it. They're dating advice is horrible. And the less sane ones give bad advice about social interactions.) I'm not crazy though. I just like exploring my head. Fun in there. Lots of room. I am known for making a scene on public transportation by pretending to be a new person at every stop, and having loud awkward conversations with my mortified friends. I like to dress up in public, and have gone to book stores dressed as an elf. I am outspoken, political, and can be prone to be scrappy. I monologue to my dog when no-one else will listen. I love animals and children. I have shone a alarming lack of interest in dating, because my standards are far to high. Mostly based on fictional men. I adore my family, and I have no idea what I shall do with my life. But really, who does? Anyway, now you know far to much. A hooded figure from a vague yet menacing government agency will soon appear to steal your socks.

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Winds of Change by Samuel La Flame reviews
Harad has forever been a dark country and never more so than now, in 1905 TA, with the influence of Sauron, known as the Lord of Gifts, spreading quickly. But opposing him are two wizards cloaked in blue, a warrior of the West and a woman who has survived despite all odds. Together, they may be enough to hold back the darkness and let Harad experience a dawn.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 69,370 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 9/4/2014
It's What Sisters Do by Wintermoon Queen reviews
After the events of Frozen, this drabble series focuses on the relationship between Anna and Elsa and how they make up for the 13 years they've lost. They share laughs, fights, tears, and pain as Elsa continues to struggle with moments of anxiety and tries to mend her bond with Anna, who is more than happy to have her sister in her life again.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,407 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B., Olaf
Returning Home by CheveronChick reviews
Legolas returns home to Greenwood after the Ring war, and the Fellowship is thrust into the ever so confusing relationship of Legolas and his Childhood friend Ava, but as soon as thing seem to be going the right way some Men from Gondor make terrible some terrible decisions. Threatening everything. Im shit at summaries, please forgive me
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 103,647 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Aragorn, Legolas, Arwen U., Thranduil
Fear and Courage by Samuel La Flame reviews
"Before, I had rarely felt fear; it was something that did not touch me. Never had I really understood the meaning of the word afraid. But now, it seemed as if I was always afraid. My thoughts turned ever to Gondor." Boromir, from his journey to Rivendell, throughout FOTR to his death. The fears of a hero as the Ring invades his mind. Please Read and Review! Book and Movie-verse!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,314 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Boromir - Complete
My Immortal by gurrlife reviews
My Commentary on My Immortal, the worst fic in the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,494 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Draco M., OC
Keeping The Mask by Jurodan reviews
What if Hans hadn't told Anna the truth? What if Hans had decided to try to find another way of saving Anna to confirm the legitimacy of his soon to be rule? What if Hans kept his mask of civility and honor while scheming and backstabbing? Can a villain pretend to be a hero and really get away with it?
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,306 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 3/19/2014 - [Hans, Anna] Elsa, Duke of Weselton
My Darling Dear by PikaGirl13 reviews
When Valka starts to walk back after helping out Gobber in the black smith shop, she stops and gazes into the blue sea where her heart is pulled by the sad memory that still haunts her mind. In remembrance of that memory, she starts to sing "For The Dancing And The Dreaming." A Stalka Fanfic. Warning HTTYD2 Spoilers. Read & Review!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2014 - Complete
Bereniel the Bold by The Lead Mare reviews
"Everything was cold, and dark. Mama was gone, and so was my daddy; I was scared. But then a voice came, so beautiful, and it took all of the bad things away. I was safe." Life in Imladris, in an orphaned horse's point of view.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Arwen U., Elrond, Glorfindel, Erestor
Kittens by The Lead Mare reviews
You were sitting in the garden, absorbed by your messy drawing in the dirt, when you receive an unexpected but pleasant visitor. Lindir X Reader drabble
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Lindir - Complete
Everybody Loves Bjorgman by DJ066rapunz3l reviews
Stories of the royal family of Arendelle, Anna, Kristoff and their two children Joseff and Heidi. Including Elsa, Sven and Olaf. Joseff and Heidi inspired by the fanart by frozenmusings
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,711 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 2/27/2014 - [Anna, Kristoff B.] Elsa
Fierce and a Little Ragged by EverleighBain reviews
In a crumbling village in the Northern wastes, the family of a missing Ranger waits in growing desperation for his return. Meanwhile, his Chieftain, recovering from wounds of his own, does a bit of patching up and holding together, and gives a DĂșnedain youngster reason to hold on to hope a little while longer.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,113 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Aragorn - Complete
See You Again by androidilenya reviews
"You are a short lived human. I am a prince of the Noldor. And all we had in common back then was a ridiculous amount of self-centered pride." Caranthir visits an aging Haleth years after their first meeting. Caranthir/Haleth.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Caranthir, Haleth - Complete
The Second and Last Kiss by Madam Callisto reviews
"The pie-maker was eighty-four years, thirty-six weeks, four days, and sixteen minutes old when in the midst of peeling a granny smith apple; a sudden heart attack befell him." A one-shot on an older Ned and Chuck finally facing death.
Pushing Daisies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Ned, Chuck C. - Complete
Come Go With Me by HouseKeeper13 reviews
To everyone else they were a curiosity at best and obscene at worst. He was an elderly man and she was a young woman, and they lived together along with their dog." Ned/Chuck. Bittersweet.
Pushing Daisies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Complete
Daughter of Men by ArsenicAngele reviews
The story of the battle of the Haladin against the Orcs, and their rescue by Caranthir. A little Caranthir/Haleth romance.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Arwen's Will by Wimsey1 reviews
Elrond learns of Arwen's Betrothal
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Arwen U., Elrond - Complete
In Aragorn's Safekeeping by Radbooks reviews
Rebecca & Thomas, 2 teenagers from the 1950s end up in ME & become wards of Aragorn. Follows the books closely, but fills in gaps. Some romance, but not a Legomance. 2006 MEFA Honorable Mention for Genres: Drama, General. Also 2006 MPA nominee.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 413,955 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/25/2006 - Published: 9/8/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
The Unforgettable Fire by Ithilwen of Himring reviews
The tragic relationship of Caranthir and Haleth. Silmarillion-based.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,388 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2002
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Wanderer reviews
Ailith, a young girl from Bree flee's her home trying to escape her past. But even the most damaged hearts can find their place. A mysterious stranger in the woods who calls himself Estel takes her under his wing, and soon Ailith finds herself experiencing the kind of adventures her sister used to tell her about. But will she find her place? (on semi hiatus for four months:)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 222,034 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Aragorn, Arwen U., Elrohir, OC
Love me and Despair reviews
What if Luthien made a different choice before Morgoth's throne? What if Luthien chose a different path, a path of power and shadows? One night the idea of an awesome evil and badass dark queen Luthien popped into my head, and it grew like a weed. It explores the idea of Luthien choosing to become Morgoth's queen, and the effects of this choice. (on semi hiatus for four months)
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,445 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 12/12/2014 - Luthien T., Morgoth, Sauron
After all these years reviews
Hiccup thinks back on his life on the anniversary of the day he met Toothless. Please review. Warnings for spoilers I suppose
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Valka - Complete
The Shadow on the Greenwood reviews
Thranduil is left alone to raise his son after the death of his wife. And the shadow is growing over Greenwood The Great. A story following Legolas through childhood. Later on is going to feature Elrond, Celebrian, Glorfindel, Erestor, Arwen, Elladan, Elrohir, and Aragorn.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Legolas, Thranduil, Elrond, Arwen U.
The Arch reviews
Gilrin, sister of Halbarad, thinks on her life, and walks through the arch and to whatever lies beyond. A short story that I'm rather pleased with. Please read and tell me what you think. Warning, it is rather intense.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2014 - OC, Halbarad, Aragorn - Complete
Gingerbread reviews
Ailith and Daisy meet for the first time. And a simple kindness can make all the difference in the world. A sort of prequel to "Wanderer" Rated K just to be safe.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/17/2014 - OC - Complete
The First Queen reviews
Azruphel isn't ready to wed and have children, and she certainly doesn't want to be Numenor's first queen. But Elros Tar-Minyatur has smiled on her, and she can't refuse a king. Featuring chocolate, accidental swims in the Numenorean sea, and troublesome cats and cousins.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Elros, OC
Mother's Joys reviews
The daughter's of Eowyn explored in depth. Going to be part of a larger series. Please tell me what you think:)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Eowyn, Faramir, OC - Complete
Of Silmarien and Gilraen reviews
The daughters of Aragorn and Arwen explored in depth.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Aragorn, Arwen U., OC - Complete
Seasons of Change reviews
Arwen discusses the past present and future with her daughters on the walls of Minis Tirith. Just a short little one shot. Hope you all like it. Tell me what you think!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2014 - OC, Arwen U. - Complete