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Joined 12-28-12, id: 4444151, Profile Updated: 04-04-17
Author has written 19 stories for Star Wars, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, X-Men: The Movie, and Sherlock.

I love writing. Writing is in my soul. And it's not just fanfiction either. I write for a living and for the love of it.

I have a lot to say (or write).

Several of my stories are cross-posted on AO3. Read them here or there as suits you. Anything under the same title is an exact duplicate. I am writing in three fandoms now: Star Wars, X-men, and BBC's Sherlock.


Story Alert: I have had the privilege of co-authoring some chapters of a story with Temple Mistress. The story is Knight's Out, and it's a scream! See it here: Knight's Out Please check it out, and let TM know that you want more!


Please Note: My fiction contains adult themes, sexual situations, and language. None of these stories are recommended for anyone under 18 years of age. I do not believe in censorship, but I do believe in personal responsibility. If you don't want to read about these types of situations or for your children to read same, then please DO NOT read them. I won't let my children read them until they are old enough to understand the themes much less the sex.

Snarky, anonymous reviews will be deleted. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but sniping at me and not identifying yourself is just small and petty. Thoughtful criticism of the plots, characterization, or themes will always be welcome.

Translations Currently Approved:

Experiment, Russian, by https://www.fanfiction.net/u/7018746/ Never Out of My Sight or My Heart, French, by https://www.fanfiction.net/u/4642444/ Anakin's Education, Korean, by UberBirdy on her blog: http:///post/152945/
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Knights Out by TempleMistress reviews
Party time! After a fight, Anakin and Obi-Wan unknowingly attend the same bash, trying to forget each other. Little do they know what the other has been up to. AU. Slash. Adult situations, no fooling. Mature. Obi-WanxAnakin, other pairings.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 70,522 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 5/14/2016 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Aayla S., Quinlan V.
The Luxúria Flor by Lovell Luka reviews
Cato Neimoidia... Anakin sighs and fondly remembers that particular mission. A sly smirk forming on his lips. That is Anakin's favorite mission. He feels a blush creeping up onto his cheeks. It was only last month, but Anakin feels like it was years ago and he misses being on that planet... with Obi-Wan. Mature Slash.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,592 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Catalyst - TCW S3, Pre Ep 10 AU by Jade-Max reviews
Nothing in Ahsoka's training had prepared her to play a burlesque coquette with Rex as her male counterpart; her Hustler. The mission that led to the shift in Rex and Ahsoka's relationship in "Journey of Revolution" by emjalen, formerly Tahiri Veila Solo; this is a companion piece, a prequel, to that story. This piece of fiction deserves its "M" rating. Not necessary to read JoR.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,321 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Ahsoka T., Captain Rex - Complete
Mutual Misery by InkStarsAndSteelSkies reviews
She took no comfort in their mutual misery. Indeed, she was only miserable because she knew she was the cause of his pain, and could do nothing to fix it. Rexoka.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Ahsoka T., Captain Rex - Complete
Part Time Job by Tomoe Harada reviews
After 5 years old Boba Fett dismanteled the last of his nanny droids, Jango brings his son to work. On this bounty hunt, Boba takes a detour and Jango makes arrangements for a human babysitter... of sorts. It doesn't work out as planned, Walon Vau & Kal Skirata have to sort it out.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,062 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Jango Fett, Boba Fett - Complete
With a Warm and Tender Hand by TempleMistress reviews
After another close call, Anakin and Obi-Wan are on edge. While they attend to each other's injuries, the tension between them escalates until they're forced to deal with the intense feelings they have for each other. AxO, slash.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,570 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Try Anything by WynCatastrophe reviews
Try anything. Twice. Well, maybe three times. Obi/Ani slash.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Nothing Against Looking by Queen reviews
The Jedi Code forbids attachment, but it says nothing against looking. A series of fluffy Rex/Ahsoka ficlets, just for fun, with a little dose of Cody/Barriss on the side.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,126 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Ahsoka T., Captain Rex - Complete
Yes, Master by Little Green Voice reviews
It wasn't only the words. It was the way they were said. And, if he was completely honest, it was also a little the words. Not so much about the 'yes' though, as it was about the "Master". Obi-Wan/Anakin slash oneshot Now revised with some smut!
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,182 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
As Ye Sow by kepulver reviews
Rex and Ahsoka have a chance encounter with Kal Skirata.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Ahsoka T., Captain Rex - Complete
Almost Every Part by LuvEwan reviews
Obi-Wan and Senator Organa nearly died at the Sith temple. Anakin's relief at his Master's safe return is soon eclipsed by worry---why won't Obi-Wan speak about his ordeal on Zigoola? Contains elements of slash between male characters.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
Room 0017 by Lincoln Six Echo reviews
Room 0017 is a special place inside the Jedi Temple. Anakin has been given access to it upon his knighting. Now, three years later, he is going to visit it for the first time....ObiWanXAnakin SLASH!
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,055 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Turning Circles by squerrilla reviews
Obi-Wan takes a trip to escape from everything, including the one thing that he wants most of all. Obi-Wan/Anakin. SLASH.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,069 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Possession by Imadra Blue reviews
The Jedi forbade possession, but Anakin Skywalker always knew Obi-Wan Kenobi belonged to him. But Obi-Wan denied him, time and time again. Slash.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,966 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Applied Sciences by Imadra Blue reviews
The application of five scientific terms to Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan's complicated relationship in a series of five stories spanning two decades. Science and matters of the heart never mix well, but neither did love and the Jedi way. Slash.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,191 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Complexities of Love by agentjedi reviews
Anakin comes to terms with his new existence, and learns new lessons in the Force in a most unusual way. ADULT CONTENT
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,530 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Happiness Sneaks In by BrynneEryn reviews
Anakin and ObiWan connect during a holiday from the Temple. Valentine fic, Slash AU
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
The Master by LuvEwan reviews
The overlooked can be underestimated. A ROTS AU. Complete.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,701 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/16/2005 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
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Experiment reviews
Woven through canon, John narrates how he fell in love with Sherlock, despite his many flaws, from the first cab ride to a crime scene. Part 1 of 2 in the series The Great Detective and the Army Doctor.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,561 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/4/2015 - Published: 7/12/2015 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
The Great Game Continues (Part II of Seducing the King Series) reviews
Second story in the Seducing the King series. Erik returns to warn Charles of a threat, but Charles' doubt proves the bigger enemy.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,754 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/27/2015 - Published: 10/19/2014 - Erik L./Magneto, Mystique/Raven D., Charles Xavier, Trask
Seducing the King (Part I of Seducing the King Series) reviews
Everything about their relationship is a chess game. They are so evenly matched that neither ever wins or loses. They are as diametrically opposed as black and white although as alike as the number and shape of pieces and their legal moves. They challenge each other; they feint and retreat. The fight off attacks. But the playing ground is level. . . . X-Men: First Class
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,768 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier, Beast/Hank McCoy, Moira MacTaggert - Complete
Change of Clothes reviews
After ten years with no contact, Charles Xavier, Hank McCoy, and Logan break Erik Lehnsherr out of prison. The changes in the world are reflected in their lives.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Erik L./Magneto, Logan/Wolverine, Charles Xavier, Beast/Hank McCoy
Sexism and the Jedi reviews
Aayla Secura is not an average Twi'lek female. She's not an average Jedi either. (Genre is actually 'fictional meta'. See author notes.)
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,343 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Obi-Wan K., Aayla S., Quinlan V. - Complete
Never Out of My Sight or My Heart reviews
Anakin has some questions for Obi-Wan about the nature of love. SLASH *includes a rewrite at the end*
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,175 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Flip reviews
AU. After the Republic wins the Clone Wars, Obi-Wan and Anakin are faced with an uncertain future. Change can be unsettling for everyone. Rated M in later chapters.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,879 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Padme's New Dress reviews
Padme models her new 'specially designed' dress for Anakin. Just a little fun piece.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Drabble reviews
A little drabble for your reading pleasure. Choose you own pairing.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2013
Caught reviews
Summary: Rex and Cody suspect that the Generals' strange behavior might indicate bad news for the rest of the troops.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Captain Rex, Commander Cody - Complete
Between the Scars reviews
Obi-Wan is seriously injured by Count Dooku on Geonesis. His injuries redefine his relationship with his Padawan, Anakin. AU to the end of AOTC. Non-slash.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,962 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Door Number 3 reviews
What happens when two rivals start arguing? They have to demonstrate their skillz, of course! Anakin and Ferus at Knight's Out-the party, drunk and randy.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Anakin Skywalker, Ferus O. - Complete
Invisible Hand reviews
After defeating Count Dooku, rescuing the Supreme Chancellor, and banishing General Grievous from Coruscant, Anakin and Obi-Wan suss out the aftermath of the Count's death. Slash, non-explicit.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Offspring reviews
If Anakin had had a female Master, would his life have taken a different path? AU Rated M for het sexuality and masturbation.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,046 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
Lanteeban Interlude reviews
Summary: Set during the novel Star Wars: Clone Wars Gambit: Seige by Karen Miller. All characters are her and Del Ray books' properties except Vollad (OC). Anakin and Obi-Wan get some needed downtime in the middle of a tense, nearly-botched mission on the world of Lanteeb.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
Body of the Spirit reviews
The carnal nature of the Jedi is little understood, perhaps even by themselves.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,999 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
What's Good for the Master is Good for the Padawan reviews
Anakin gets an earful about attachment from Ahsoka. Het & SLASH
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,400 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Anakin S., Ahsoka T. - Complete
Ahsoka Goes Home reviews
Rex and Ahsoka find out that serving together in the Clone Wars builds all sorts of relationships. Rated for sexual content.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,157 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 71 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Ahsoka T., Captain Rex - Complete
Anakin's Education reviews
At four different points in his life, Anakin talks with his Master about sex. From simple curiosity to a long-awaited proposition, sex is a topic that Anakin is thoroughly educated about. SLASH in last chapters.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,363 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete