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Love Yullen! I have been writing adventure, mystery, supernatural, superpower stories for as long as I can remember, but I have never uploaded them before. Hope you like my stories and continue to read all of my stories as I make them.
My older sister has made an account, I want you guys to go and check it out! If you like Lucky Star, Yuruyuri, or Toradora, etc. then you will love her comedy parody's. Please be kind and review! You can go to her profile using this link, http://www.fanfiction.net/u/4540816/Jamie38459 Thanks for your time and consideration!
PLEASE take this survey that I made for school! I need at least 20 people by Monday to take this survey, and I would really appreciate it if you did! I'll do anything in my power if you'd just take the time to answer my 7 question survey, and thank you for you consideration. :)
Favorite Anime(not in order)
D Gray Man
Kirby Right Back at Ya
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D. Gray Man
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai ChOpstIcKsXOXO, blood-fire-dragon, Aqua and Marine, yaoifan124, kaylaX3.
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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it ,Sn1ck3rD00dl3, Annoyed Child, Ryu-chan the koorime,sqishy-muffin, AkatsukiFan, Shifter-youkai, ChOpStIcKsXOXO, blood-fire-dragon, Aqua and Marine, yaoifan124, kaylaX3.
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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.
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--You know you’re fan fiction obsessed when..--
1. You will easily stay up all night reading fic, knowing very well that it will result in you sleeping through class the next day. (Never fell asleep in class, but i do stay up late)
2. You have stayed up and read fic the night before exams (it will happen this year)
3. To you, ‘pulling an all-nighter’ means reading fic till 3 am (somtimes 4 am)
4. You don’t even realize that your eyes are burning until you look in the mirror and are faced with the likes of Gaara. (never happend)
5. You’ve become a total fanfic snob and will spend hours searching through fics, none of them being good enough. (ONLY ONCE)
6. You daydream about the fic you read last night (one time in class when i was taking a test)
7. You often think, “I rather be reading fic” (happend today)
8. You dedicate time to ‘fic searching’ (somtimes)
9. Scenes from a fic become integrated in your mind as part of the original storyline (idk mabey)
10. You have to close your laptop, or open a new window when your mom comes in the room (have to)
11. You’ll verbally and physically fight against injustices of your fandom (only verbally)
12. You’ll cry when you read character death (I did this a few times)
13. You’ve spent a total of five minutes muttering quite creative curses at the screen. (its more like...yeah thats what it is)
14. You read fic in class. (when i get a better phone it will happen)
15. You’ve used your school library ink to print out 120 pages of fanfic (Haven't done this yet.)
16. A fanart can make your day (It really can)
17. An update can make your *month* (only time i smile in school (when im not with friends))
18. You have 1284849 bookmarks to fics that you’re supposed to read (no)
19. You have to wait an extra five seconds for anything internet related because you’ve loaded your computer with so much fic (nope)
20. A random scene you’ve read will pop up in your head and you’ll laugh out loud in the middle of class (one time i caught myself rewriting some of it on paper without thinking)
21. Taking a vacation to somewhere without 24 hour internet access translates as..”Load Computer With FIC"
22. Whenever you get a ‘downtime’ message you dramatically sigh and hang your head thinking…“It never fails”
23. You’ll get upset and think, “All I want to do is read some fics, is that so much to ask?!?!?!”(today)
24. You’ve check someone’s lj 5 times in one hour, looking for an update that is *obviously* not coming.
25. You know all the spanye adds by heart. (???)
26. You can never fully decide on your number one fic (yep)
27. You can seriously hate an author (only when i rant silently for 3 mins)
28. You think "Mary Sue" is a swear word(s)
29. You quote fic (all the time)
30. You wish fanfiction got more credit (yerp)
31. You wish your favorite fic was animated (that would be awesome!!!)
32. You have a complete skewed view of : romance, what a guy should look like. Act like (only act like)
33. You have every source of your favorite author possible. Their email, AFF account FF.net account, livejournal, myspace, etc.
34. You use terms like: Slash. AU. HET. OTP. OC. Canon. Crossover. Crack. Fluff. Gen. lime. Lemon. Mpreg. Smut. Verse. in your everyday life and conversations (I use "slash, OC, cannon, crossover, crack, fluff, lemon, and Mpreg...without thinking and if they don't know I drop it)
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever... The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
I’m EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I’m a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun
I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I’m JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed
I’m HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat
I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy
I’m JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy
I’m GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I’m a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape
I’m ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a lunatic
I’m a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell(They're born that way. And there's no reason they shouldn't be together)
I’m a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (See above sentence)
I’m RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat (There's no point in that :P)
I’m a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate everyone who doesn’t share my beliefs (I've been over this)
I’m ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world
I don’t have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I’m a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people
I’m a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I’m a LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be a white trash redneck
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy
I’m a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into a girl’s pants
I’m IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem
I’m INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store
I’m NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
I’m a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend
I’m a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a slut
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut
I’m a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs
I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or Emo(Black is an awesome color. And it's easy, it matches everything)
I’m a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend (Sure. Whatever you say people who've never met me)
I’m NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy
I HAVE STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST have no social life
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking slut
I’m a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut
I’m POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I’m ITALIAN, so I MUST have a ‘big one’
I’m EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist
I’m PRETTY, so I must be a virgin
I am WHITE and I like COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerdy geek (Maybe I am, What is to you?)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLOURS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I’m into THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual (Actually, I'm straight.)
I’m a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist
I HAD A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST'VE be screwing them all (Whatever I'm virgin)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player(... But I'm a girl and I'm straight)
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe (How can I help that? Genetics' gave me this size.)
I’m COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser(Shame on you if you DONT wear what you want)
I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll
I’m GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi
I HANG OUT with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too (Been over this)
I’m BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT
I’m PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I’m SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I’m POLISH, so I must be greedy
I’m HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy
I’m PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m SOUTHERN, so my favorite catchphrase is ‘git-r-done’
I’m a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude(I'm only 15, so if you think I'm a prude for not having sex...you have some 'problems')
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent (A what?)
I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly and crazy
I’m BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid
I’m a GIRL, who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat(Do you NOT want me to eat?)
I’m SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly(I'm not drop dead gorgeous. But I'm not ugly either.)
I’m a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I’m a PUNK, so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks
I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7
I’m CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals (God said love everyone)
I’m MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up (I'm unsure of what this means)
I’m MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist
I’m in BAND, so I MUST be a dork and a geek
I’m BLACK, so I MUST believe Jesus ‘WUZ A BROTHA’
I’m MORMON, so I MUST be perfect
I’m WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I’m black (Colors don't matter )
I’m GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil
I’m HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
I’m NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser (Rather be a loser than be like you)
I’m OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. (I am overweight but I am NOT fat! I really do have big bones and huge boobs)
I’m PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don’t wear Abercrombie & Hollister
I’m on a DANCE TEAM, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve(Really?)
I’m MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border
I’m BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I’m BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot
I’m an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis
I’m a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay
I’m a PREP, so I MUST be rich
I DON’T LIKE THE SUN, so I MUST be an albino (I just burn a little hate the light)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear TIGHT PANTS and I’m a GUY, so I MUST be Emo
I COULDN’T HURT A FLY, so I MUST be a pussy (I just find it harder to kill a helpless animal, than a sinful human. That is all...)
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone (Where the fuck did this on come from?)
I hangout with TEENAGE DRINKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don’t
I don’t like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social (I just feel awkward around to many people)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOUR, so I MUST be crazy
I tell PEOPLE OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling jerk
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills (My hair is just difficult -_-)
I’m DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a jerk
I’m a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs/penis
I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser
I hangout with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself
I’m TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual
I like ANIME, so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker (Yullen, Frauto I am obsessed...but not a stalker :P)
I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted
I’m INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak (... And?)
I’m AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant(I can't help where was born!)
I’m WELSH, so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be Emo(*gasp*)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent
I’m a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers
I’m DISABLED, so I MUST be on welfare
I’m a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth
I’m a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a stereotype (I can't fit into an of them. So people had to label me "unlabeled freak" XD)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid
I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a vampire (Hehe maybe...)
I’m an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a murderer (WTF?)
I’m ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent and have bad teeth
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet – past, present and future (Tell me...why?)
I don’t like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a homophobe
I’m NOT the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (Losers rock! But I'm not a "loser" being a loser is too...easy)
I CARE about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy(SORRY FOR WANTING TO HAVE A FUTURE)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex (...no comment...)
I’m PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I’m PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan
I’m CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion
I’m SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian/gay person
I’m a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be irresponsible(Tell that to my face)
I’m ENGLISH, so I MUST love tea and cricket
I DON’T LIKE TO CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and/or COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic B*/B*(...)
I’m GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean
I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid
I’m AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY, so I MUST be after every straight guy I see
I DON’T WANT A BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a lesbian( I wouldn't date anyone at my school. They're kind of mean :()
I’m NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting (Screw anyone who thinks that! Yeah, I said it. And I am a Christian too :))
I like MARCHING BANDS, so I MUST be a friendless freak
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life
I am FRIENDS with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a cutter too
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp (I have a complicated brain problem. It's too complicated for someone who believes these stereotypes)
I AM KIND to other PEOPLE, so I MUST be weak (What if they are nice?)
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my PERSONAL LIFE, so I MUST be having problems
I’m RELATED to a SATANIST, so I MUST be one
I live in the WEST, so I MUST be cowboy
I’m CALIFORNIAN, so I MUST be a surfer dude
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish(Hehe...maybe)
I’m a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant (If that's what it takes to not be everyone else...)
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug-addicted hippy (maybe...?)
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd and a suck-up
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch (WTF)
I’m DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention(Better than being the same as everyone else)
I’m an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean I’m THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all (No. Just...no)
I’m ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I’m BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I’m PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists (That's the Emo stereotype)
I’m IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be a gay/lesbian Emo with AIDS
I’m a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head (Voices? ...Yes... Doesn't mean they're God)
I’m AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries(There's not one overweight person in my grade)
I’m a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I’m an OVER 16 YEAR OLD TEEN MALE signed with DISNEY, so I MUST be a gay, childish fag
I’m ALWAYS SMILING and LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I’m a TEEN GIRL who likes to HAVE GOOD NATURED FUN with my FRIENDS, so I MUST be a whore, slut and a lesbian
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST be a dork(I don't get this one)
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn’t try
I like the JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST be a teeny bopper, obsessed fan girl
I’m JEWISH, so I MUST hate all Germans
I’m a HANNAH MONTANA FAN, so I MUST be childish and immature
I’m POLITE to teachers, so I MUST be a teacher’s pet (YES I AM! You got a problem with that?)
I’m a TEENAGER who still likes the DISNEY CHANNEL and/or NICKELODEON, so I MUST be immature and childish I have my OWN SPIRITUAL IDEOLOGY, so I MUST be wrong and misguided (Okay...I'm a little different than other Christians when it comes to some ideas.)
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST
I DISAGREE with MY GOVERNMENT, so I MUST be a terrorist
I’m a WITCH, so I MUST be an old hag and fly on a broomstick
I LOVE YAOI, so I MUST be gay
I’m a PERSON, so I MUST be labeled("A person" as opposed to...?)
I’m SWEDISH, so I MUST be white
I CAN’T HELP POINTING OUT MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist(I get it from my family :P)
I’m a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I like FIRE, so I MUST be an arsonist( But it so bright and pretty)
I play VIDEO GAMES, so I MUST be a LOSER
I’m a DANCER, so I MUST want to get into someone’s pants
I’m a WEIRDO, so I MUST be obsessed with everyone’s business(Weird people rock)
I’m ALWAYS SPACED OUT and HAPPY, so I MUST be high (Just spaced out. Don't know about the drugs though...maybe i'm just crazy?)
I’m a DANCER, so I MUST be a stupid pointless hobo
I COPIED and PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist
I am not that girl,
The one that is super popular.
The one that is rich.
The one obsessed with Twilight.
The one that will lie to get her way.
The one that doesn't care about your feelings.
The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly.
The one that has a new boyfriend every week.
The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans.
The one that would cry over a boy.
The one that loves Justin Bieber.
The one that will give up because she broke a nail.
The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old.
I am that girl,
The one who likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.
The one who reads and writes to escape.
The one who just wants to help.
The one that really wants to make a difference.
The one that sticks to her values.
The one that doesn't look at race or homosexuality.
The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong.
The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say.
The one that refuses to believe that this is it.
The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns...they taste good.
The one that doesn't care if she looks like a retard, because if looking like a retard is what it takes, go for it.
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow.
The one who won't give in.
The one who won't give up.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
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My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says it's my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry," I scream
But it's now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh, please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Please help spread awareness that not all children are as happy as they appear. Even if they're not in the movies, humans can be excellent actors and go to unimaginable lengths to conceal pain and betrayal. Copy and paste this to your profile if you think child abuse is wrong.
Hi, my name is Kazu.
I like Writing and I like Athletics. I am running down the road I suddenly tripped over. I come home with a scatch on my knee. My mummy begins to worry. I tell her I am fine. She sighs and says ok. I am at school. When suddenly I fall and hit a tree. I am sent to the sickbay. Then I am sent home. Mummy takes me to the doctors. The doctors tell mummy something. Mummy starts to cry. I tell her it's ok. I'm not going to die. She tells me I am starting. Starting to be slower. I don't know what it means. But I have become sick. I tell mummy it's ok. I will become better. Mummy starts to cry. Do I have cancer? Mummy says no. Then what do I suppose. As a year had past. I struggle to walk. My speech is getting slower. It's hard for me to talk. My friends like to help me. My classmates like to run. But I have to sit down. And watch them have fun. Then one day my teacher. Comes to see mummy.Daddy comes out. And starts to get all snotty. The teacher tells my parents. I can no longer go to school.My motion is too slow. I ask the teacher slowly. I am sorry I am useless. I start to cry and beg her. I want to go to school. The teacher gives a smile. And tells me she is sorry. The school cant really help me. The words were so cruel. The day I had to leave. My friends and classmates cried. The boys upon the windows. Wave to me goodbye. I smile and sit in the car. I am taken to a school. A school with special people. Just like me and you. I start to have some fun. I made a lot of friends. As many years passed again. I talk too slow to understand. I cannot run anymore. And I struggle to even stand. I cannot write in my diary. My motion is too slow. Then one day I am sent. To the hospital again. Now many years have passed. I lie in a warm bed. I cannot move my body. I cannot move again. I talk very slowly. I cannot move my head. My mummy sits there crying. My daddy looks depressed. I ask my mummy sadly. Am I going to die. My mother holds my hand. Yells and starts to cry.
A few more years later.
I have to shut my eyes. I cannot talk or move. I seem to have died.
Copy and Paste this story about Kazu who was diagnosed with a rare uncurable disease, Spinocerebellar Degeneration, in your profile. This disease causes a failure of muscle control in their arms and legs, resulting in a lack of balance and coordination or a disturbance of gait. Support and send the message worldwide.
Mommy I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Mommy my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers
and toes and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again. I
don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
Mommy I am okay.
I am in Jesus’ arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this.
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This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. (I don't actually believe this but it was cool, soooo...yeah)
Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive
Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
Was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents
Unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure
A bruise on her leg
And scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quiet, but thinking,
God, why? Why is My life always sinking?"
Such a bad life
For such a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"
The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying
Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Laying on the floor
It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms
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Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
(I...cried... So don't hate yourself if you did too. ;"P)
Re-post this to help stop racism:
Black and White:
A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored. "
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!
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