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Author has written 7 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

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Ships:

OTP: Spamano

I ship everything. I'm a cargo ship, an Omniship! However, I don't ship anything that may interfere with spamano in any way, shape or form. I loath Prumano. Not judging, just refusing. However I do write angsty stories in which those such pairings may be used so long as spamano is hinted, at least.

What I read:

Angst ( I need it. It hurts so good. )

Hurt/Comfort (It's angst with a cherry of fluff on top.)

Humor (Just because I'm not funny doesn't mean I can't laugh!)

Parody (I read one where Arthur's eyebrows molested him in his sleep... That's the only reason.)

Drama (I sometimes get the strange urge to yell at my computer.)

Things to know: My name doesn't describe me. I curse a lot. I'm sensitive. I'm bi. B-I, not G-A-Y. I like my bootylicious girls and my bootylicious men. I love coffee. Preferably lattes (Always caramel). I was raised in a bilingual home so my English is usually pretty good. However, if you see any mistakes please let me know! I think I write better when I'm exhausted... and that I drive better when I'm drunk.

Silly Americans: I do not understand the American need to rename shit. It's football, because we kick it. Yet, your football is football and our football is soccer. What the hell is a soccer anyway? Why must you be different? And don't even get me started on restaurant names... Olive Garden is not a real Italian restaurant. I don't care how many Italian cuisines they serve. Unless there is a balding man that smells like tobacco kneading dough in the back, it's not Italian. Why don't you show nudity on television? Not an issue, I just want to know. Maybe if you allowed nudity, people would watch the commercials buy more things and your economy wouldn't be shit. Then again, what do I know? Spain's screwed financially too. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying America is bad or anything, just that it confuses me. (Expect this to grow)

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If you got the storyline, PM me and you'll be given a prize.

10 Reasons gay Marriage is 'wrong'

Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all;women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.

Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.

Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home.That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

FAVOURITE QUOTES

"A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.”Groucho Marx

"If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.”Groucho Marx

"Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.”Groucho Marx

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”Groucho Marx

(I like Groucho Marx.. >u>))

" If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried."
-Me

"We are a family, damn it."
-Mami

"*Blinks and stands on tiptoes, looking over the railing* Oi bastard look! I can see that guy's eyebrows from here!! "

-Chibimano

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Per Sempre Tuo by Apollonia-Artemisia reviews
Lovino Vargas, better known as Romano, is a famous TV actor. He has everything anyone could ever want. The only problem is that the thing he wants, over-night singing sensation Antonio Fernandez, is married. Spamano, SpaBel. Warning inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 164,350 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 6/2/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain, Belgium
Dark Love Begins by summer164 reviews
2ptalia human 2p Lovino and Feliciano move to a new school. Then Lovino soon falls in love with the emotionless Antonio.But will they be together with a distrusting Feliciano, and cold hearted Antonio.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 7/28/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
The Hidden Me by Blossoms of Lily reviews
When Lovina Vargas quits her job, she turns to what most people would think of as their first choice, her family. But when her strict mafia father sends her and her twin sister off to an international boarding school because of her actions, Lovina is thrown into depression. Can a certain bright eyed Spaniard help show Lovina her true self? Read to find out
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,533 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
LOVERS WHO UNCOVER by lenore4love reviews
Si Lovino Vargas pudiera describir ese momento lo haría diciendo sencillamente: Colores. Una paleta de colores que acompañaban ese momento perfecto en donde no había dolor y la calidez de una mano estaba tatuada en su piel, una historia de amor escrita en todo su cuerpo… (Advertencia: Drogas y situaciones relacionadas)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - Spanish - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,418 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Vampiro by BAYBAY841 reviews
Lovino was just a normal person. A normal human being, in charge of his own fate. But, apparently not. Apparently, he belongs to someone else. A vampire named Antonio. And it seems, this had been set in stone since the day he was born.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,663 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Of Spanish Nights and Italian Desires by Blossoms of Lily reviews
Young little Romano is surrenduring to his feelings of lonliness and abandon as he sits and ponders his life on the porch steps of a certain Spanish house. Haunted with the memories and expectations of others, he realizes just how important his friendship is...even if it's with a stupid bastard. (made as a little drabble but if i get enough feedback I might consider a fanfic)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
NekoRoma by Lady-Pyrien reviews
Antonio has been feeling lonely with his recent break up with his on/off boyfriend. The solution: a new kitten that his boss doesn't want. Just as he gets used to this cat, a new challenge is thrown at him. How do you teach a cat to be human?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,518 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] [Germany, N. Italy] - Complete
Bottoms Up! by L-chan the Great reviews
"Antonio está mal-muy mal. No es una enfermedad mortal, pero muy enfermo, si preguntas el preocupado-no, frustrado sexual Lovi. Pero, es la opportunidad perfecta para dominar Toni por la primera vez." Una traducción de cuento por sunny day in feburary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
The Pact by Karuka Ikashi reviews
Poor!Antonio takes out a loan with the mafia and Lovino comes to collect...top!Romanoxbottom!Spain. Warnings:AU, sexual content, prostitution, and cavity-inducing Tio Toño. Complete.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,469 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/9/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
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La Chrysalide reviews
In revolutionary America, the son of a french merchant is molded by the people he meets and the events that unfold around him. The threat of war looming overhead; alongside a budding patriot, he comes of age.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,742 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 6/9/2014 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada
My Bad reviews
Smut, get your hot smut here!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,945 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 6/13/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Desperate to Falter reviews
When feelings clash and secrets are uncovered, how far are you willing to go to keep whats yours? What you deserve. Buono cumpleanos Romano!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,148 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Everybody Talks reviews
A concotion of exerpts from the countries all revolving around their opinion of Spain and Romano's 'relationship'. (Rated M for reasons.. FELIZ CUMPLEANOS ESPANA! *Feb 12* )
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,273 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Homecoming reviews
They say war destroys more off the battlefield than on.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
The Death Card reviews
They say love is blind. What they fail to mention is it is also bleak, imoral, and cruel. Beautiful words as fake as his smile. (Card!Au Hetalia Spamano. rated M for smut and gore. WARNING! Death, possible rape, and Romano's mouth.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,114 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Sweet Dreams reviews
Obedient, cute, adoring henchman. Possessive, passive, emotionless boss. A very bad combination. It all depends on the perspective. (2p!Spamano *SHOTA* It didn't exist, until now. De nada. ¡Feliz cumpleaños Mami! ))
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete