Author has written 7 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.
I ship everything. I'm a cargo ship, an Omniship! However, I don't ship anything that may interfere with spamano in any way, shape or form. I loath Prumano. Not judging, just refusing. However I do write angsty stories in which those such pairings may be used so long as spamano is hinted, at least.
What I read:
Angst ( I need it. It hurts so good. )
Hurt/Comfort (It's angst with a cherry of fluff on top.)
Humor (Just because I'm not funny doesn't mean I can't laugh!)
Parody (I read one where Arthur's eyebrows molested him in his sleep... That's the only reason.)
Drama (I sometimes get the strange urge to yell at my computer.)
Things to know: My name doesn't describe me. I curse a lot. I'm sensitive. I'm bi. B-I, not G-A-Y. I like my bootylicious girls and my bootylicious men. I love coffee. Preferably lattes (Always caramel). I was raised in a bilingual home so my English is usually pretty good. However, if you see any mistakes please let me know! I think I write better when I'm exhausted... and that I drive better when I'm drunk.
Silly Americans: I do not understand the American need to rename shit. It's football, because we kick it. Yet, your football is football and our football is soccer. What the hell is a soccer anyway? Why must you be different? And don't even get me started on restaurant names... Olive Garden is not a real Italian restaurant. I don't care how many Italian cuisines they serve. Unless there is a balding man that smells like tobacco kneading dough in the back, it's not Italian. Why don't you show nudity on television? Not an issue, I just want to know. Maybe if you allowed nudity, people would watch the commercials buy more things and your economy wouldn't be shit. Then again, what do I know? Spain's screwed financially too. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying America is bad or anything, just that it confuses me. (Expect this to grow)
Look, Picture smut:
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10 Reasons gay Marriage is 'wrong'
Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
"A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.”
"If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.”
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”
(I like Groucho Marx.. >u>))
" If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried."
"We are a family, damn it."
"*Blinks and stands on tiptoes, looking over the railing* Oi bastard look! I can see that guy's eyebrows from here!! "
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