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Author has written 8 stories for Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, and Life With Derek.

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Midnight by SpankingHalo reviews
AU. It has been three years since Voldemort won. Hermione is one of the few wizards left free, concealed in the ruins of Hogwarts. And only midnight reveals its secrets. But she has been discovered by the last person she wants to see...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,338 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 1,473 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M., Luna L., Blaise Z.
I Told You So by Writingwife83 reviews
After S3. Lestrade wants to celebrate Sherlock's quick return from exile by taking him & others to a pub. Sherlock is less than thrilled. Things get interesting when Lestrade convinces Anderson to relate his original theory about how the detective faked his death years before. And what happens at the pub, doesn't really stay at the pub! (Cover art by the lovely Missfantasyland)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,146 - Reviews: 1381 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 5/31/2014 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] [John W., Mary M.] - Complete
We Were Ghosts by ausland reviews
After the war, Hogwarts is haunted by those who died... and those who lived. Hermione Granger returns to complete her eighth year, and develops an interesting relationship with the Potions Master. Slowly, they help each other remember that they are human. Severus Snape/Hermione Granger. Hermione is at least 18.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,866 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/24/2014 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
The Case of the Creature Kidnappings by frostykitten reviews
"What your puny mind doesn't understand, Potter, is that she does the paperwork I hate, and I do the dirty work that grates on her Gryffindor sensibilities." Hermione and Draco have been partners working in the Department for Control and Regulation of Magical Creatures for years, but their comfortable partnership is shaken up when creatures go missing and the Aurors get involved.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 102,746 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 1,982 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 12178 - Favs: 10,818 - Follows: 6,884 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Primer for the Small Weird Loves by unicornesque reviews
"In the glow of the fires, her unkempt hair was a halo, her eyes were Baltic amber, and he was panicking." Born and raised in France, Draco Malfoy attends Beauxbatons and leads a privileged, well-ordered existence. He meets Hermione Granger for the first time at the Triwizard Tournament, and that's when things get... strange. But kind of wonderful, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,876 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Goddess of Never Being Broken by cathedral carver reviews
The body never lies. The mind, however, is another matter. Written for the 2011 SS/HG Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,358 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Heavy Lies the Crown by luckei1 reviews
For seven years, Draco has carried the weight of the world on his shoulders, and just when he thinks he'll be released, something happens that will make him seek help from the last person he could have imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 289,967 - Reviews: 3039 - Favs: 4,768 - Follows: 1,762 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Our Man in Havana by coffeeonthepatio reviews
Long-distance portkeying, a few mojitos and someone in a bar she thought she had buried.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,132 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Hunted by Bex-chan reviews
Forced to work together when their old schoolmates start dying, Hermione & Draco must overcome their differences to solve the mysterious deaths. The tension in the office is getting rather...heated. Mature themes. 4years PostHogwarts/War. EWE. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 191,497 - Reviews: 2496 - Favs: 5,821 - Follows: 1,437 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Am Not A Goldfish by cathedral carver reviews
Of impertinence, insomnia and the loneliest ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,948 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Toil & Trouble by cathedral carver reviews
Truthfully, he’d always rather regretted the teeth comment.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Ambition's End by Hanako A reviews
There are two ways to tell a man to do something. Hermione Granger is well acquainted with both.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 255,367 - Reviews: 1286 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Gilded Cage by ApollinaV reviews
Clever Miss Hermione Granger believes that by marrying Azkaban prisoner 11652 she can effectively skirt the new Ministry Marriage Law requirements. A story about morality, mortality, and pickled walnuts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 62 - Words: 203,885 - Reviews: 3540 - Favs: 2,833 - Follows: 974 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Half Magic by ChristineX reviews
Complete. Five years after Voldemort's defeat, Hermione Granger comes to Hogwarts in order to solve a mystery that threatens the school's very existence. Complicating things is her new partner in the investigation -- none other than Severus Snape!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,643 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Silvering Divide by Somigliana reviews
Hermione encounters a strange lake-dweller one morning. Her new friend will give her insight into the most mysterious man of them all...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,591 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Haggis from Algernon by Rude Gus reviews
The fic about nothing. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 93,200 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
We Learned the Sea by luckei1 reviews
Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 201,007 - Reviews: 4397 - Favs: 6,712 - Follows: 1,602 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Dunderhead Tax by Scattered Logic reviews
All Severus Snape wanted was to fulfil his dream of owning a successful business and to be free of dunderheads. He should have known it was too much to hope.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,426 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Scales and a Tail by Halfling reviews
Unfinished. The Scales is a secret Slytherin society within Hogwarts. Its male only policy must change for an upcoming event, and Draco grudgingly recruits Hermione. This choice contributes to something more important than imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,073 - Reviews: 4040 - Favs: 2,572 - Follows: 2,298 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Tea and Sympathy by Jocemum reviews
HPB Spoiler Warning! Hermione is helping remove traces of the Order from the compromised Headquarters when the traitor returns. At long last: COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 118,583 - Reviews: 1439 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Success, of Sorts by carpetfibers reviews
". . .I hate to be the bearer of bad news, Professor, but black comedy normally ends in tragedy." Warnings for HPB; suicide.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,690 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Bad Faith by Morrighan256 reviews
COMPLETE. Multi awardwinning DracoHermione. PostHogwarts tale of the war with Voldemort and the unexpected contributions of one Draco Malfoy. Drama, War violence, Character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,858 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 2,405 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 11/24/2005 - Published: 10/5/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Edict of Justice by Enigmatic Wayfarer reviews
COMPLETE! Post Hogwarts. When Hermione saves Draco from the Dementors Kiss, she didn't expect to have him in her custody and living in her house for three months. Hermione and Draco, Harry and Ginny. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 113,692 - Reviews: 2014 - Favs: 1,387 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 4/4/2005 - Published: 7/7/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Meeting Of The Minds by Helga Von Nutwimple reviews
With the Order's safety hanging on the whim of a lovesick Ron, Snape calls his bluff... and Hermione calls his. Loosely based on the WIKTT Marriage Law Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,389 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 2/21/2005 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
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Cat and Mouse reviews
War-wearied Estella Bolger becomes a captive of Lotho Sackville-Baggins two months before the Battle of Bywater, but finds strength in old letters from a not-quite friend.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,091 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Meriadoc B., Estella B.
Hush reviews
Professor Malfoy is forced to confront a former student when the Department of Mysteries sends its youngest Unspeakable to investigate strange happenings at Hogwarts Castle. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 3/21/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Two Fine People reviews
Would-be soulmates Derek and Casey grapple with UST for over a decade.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,640 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/18/2016 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Derek V., Casey M.
Ginevra
On September 1, in the year 1991, for the first time in her ten years of existence, Ginny Weasley was alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Ginny W.
Night Terrors reviews
James Potter, recovering from his encounter with a Slytherin bludger, is having night terrors, and Lily Evans has finally agreed to sleep with him. Platonically, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/16/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Affairs of Entailment reviews
Rumor had it that orphaned and unmarried Eleanor Barnett had lost her inheritance to an uncle. And what rumor had, went in the little Eastfarthing town of Dwaling. Well, until two very handsome and very single young lads showed up, at any rate.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,329 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/8/2006 - Published: 12/21/2005
After All reviews
She felt small and submissive in his presence, for he had managed to come home an honorable war hero with shining armor and endless tales of his travels while she had lost almost everything.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Meriadoc B., Estella B. - Complete
Ride Out With Me reviews
For death and glory.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Aragorn - Complete