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Joined 12-30-12, id: 4448122, Profile Updated: 01-02-13
Author has written 1 story for Lord of the Rings.

Hey peoples of Earth, sup!

Gender: Like your going to know.

Age: Same as above.

Name: Like why in hell should I tell 'you'.

Looks: You don't need to know.

Yeah, glad thats over.

I love to read humors, hurt/comforts and horrors. Pretty much I like the dark stuff exept the other 'way over there things.'

Like to write slight horror and a lot of humor. I like killing awsome charecters or putting mary-sues to death! LOL! I don't like mary-sues and it always has to be

a stupid pretty girl that has a love for the blond elf guy. So I might write a fiction where some boys are droped into Middle Earth! No more girls going silly over blond cute elfs. Blah ( running away to vomit ).Ok I can't even stand Mary-sues though I like AUs, their awsome! My fave book/movie is Lord of the Rings.

Yeah, don't know what else to put on here, oh yeah... EVERYBODY HAVE A HAPPY NEWYEAR!


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A Truly Unexpected Journey by IfixD reviews
AU! Rated T just to be safe... When the company of the dwarves left the Blue Mountains, only 12 dwarves went on the journey to Erebor. Kili, seemingly too young, is left behind, but thanks to dwarven stubbornness, he follows them.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,104 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Kili, Legolas
Nin-dethro hîn, mellon-nin by GreenleafUndomiel reviews
"I am here, my friend" : Legolas, Aragorn and Gimli are on the hunt for some Uruk-hai's who took off with Merry and Pippin while Frodo and Sam continue their journey to Mordor. New adventures await the scattered Fellowship. AU. Extended summary inside. Sequel to Hannon le, mellon-nin. Part of the Stars of Arda series.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 93,889 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
The Bond of Brothers by ElvesAreEpic reviews
Two close friends fight and a hasty decision is made. When one of their lives is put at risk will the other let go of his anger in time to save a life? Or will it be too late…
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,845 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
An Elk? by Lamiel reviews
The Elvenking has a reason for everything he does. Really. COMPLETE.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Legolas, The Elven King of Mirkwood
Battle by Evildarkwolf reviews
Redone. A strange battle has been made between Legolas and Kili. A contest of who is the better archer. And Legolas get an unelven problem.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,640 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Kili, Legolas
Hannon le, mellon-nin by GreenleafUndomiel reviews
"Thank you, my friend." : What If Legolas, Gimli, Boromir and Gandalf were with Aragorn at Bree to meet up with the Hobbits? New adventures await the Fellowship. AU Extended Summary inside. Part of the Stars of Arda series.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,224 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Aragorn, Legolas, Sauron - Complete
Crimson Stains by ElvesAreEpic reviews
With smart orcs in town, Aragorn and Legolas find themselves in deep trouble and not just from the orcs. When the elf is wounded can the two make it back to Imladris in time…even then, are they safe? Yet another crazy adventure with our favorite elf and ranger!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,129 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Puppy and Kitty Love! by Marialena-Princess Of The Moon reviews
It is a normal day in the shinsegumi headquarters,but nobody expect Chizuru is there...eh?What was that?Did I just heard " Nya?" Chizuru opened the door and her eyes widened " No freaking way..."
Hakuōki/薄桜鬼 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Chizuru Y.
Locked Within this Crystal by RodaRolla2 reviews
Legolas is imprisoned in a crystal in order for the fources of Sauron to be able to win the war. Everyone that found him loses him in some way, wether being taken by dragon, imprisoner, or human. Hopefully the cycle is broken with the latest person to find him, Boromir of Gondor, and he will once again be free. But there are those that strive to stop the Fellowship from freeing him
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Legolas, Boromir
Ways To Piss Him Off! by Cielooo reviews
Are you itching to Piss Hijikata-san? Are you a HijiSai fans? This is not the place! This is the Hijikata fans place! Searching for readers Thank you if you are kindly interest to click the title text and read this maybe funny fanfiction until the end!
Hakuōki/薄桜鬼 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Hijikata T. - Complete
In the King's Shoes by rosethorn59 reviews
King Thranduil's clothes, boots, and even his royal circlet are missing. Will Thranduil find out who has stolen them before someone else replaces him on the throne?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,928 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
A Dangerous Music by TrickSpine reviews
While Legolas and Aragorn seek their missing horse in a mysterious and ill tempered forest, Legolas falls prey to a dangerous music. When they are ambushed,they both plummet into a reality characterized by grotesque miracles. Rated for Gore
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,903 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
The bright Pink slime reviews
Aragorn had waded through the 4 feet deep pink slime and had made his was to his father and was trying to wipe the layers of thick slimy goo off Elrond who wasn't moving or breathing. 'NOOOO' / Terrible summary, anyways please read and review! Kinda AUish. Warning : Charecter death, slight horror, mild humor and slime. First fanfic! :D
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete