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Joined 12-30-12, id: 4448323, Profile Updated: 10-04-21
Author has written 11 stories for Twilight.

Woman. Mom. College Dropout. Professional Drug Dealer. Writer (I use that term lightly).

FB group- Bitter Harpy Fanfiction. Please feel free to join. We have loads of inappropriate fun in there. Oh and sometimes I post teasers.

Facebook - I just started a fandom FB account. I am Steph B. Harpy. Feel free to add me!

Joint Fanfiction account with ladylibre- BitterLady - can't seem to post a link that works... But we're there!

Playlist for Boots:

In case you pay attention to cowardly GR's and let them dictate whether you read a story or not, here are some for BOOTS!

I suggest you get a beta or learn where commas go. This is hard to read. And this story arc is way too fucking long.

Good lord, I feel like you keep lying to us. I was expecting some fallout a week ago now after your "promise," and who knows if it's ever going to happen. This story has dragged on so long, and if there is not some actual drama next chapter, I'm done.

Why let a tawdry soap opera plot line affect your creativity? This is your story. Who cares if it's appeared somewhere else already? Isn't it enough you've used an existing book as your source material? Why not work on improving the soap's story and making it your own instead of sticking to an unrealistic, ridiculous set of events? This has dragged on long enough.

This is getting ridiculous. How long are you planning to drag this out?

Get a beta. So many errors and inconsistencies. You’re not improving as a writer on your own. Too bad. This could have been a good story.

You have a lot of errors. It’s a no from me.

Maybe if you knew proper English you wouldn’t get so many comments regarding a beta.

So, don't read it. Apparently, it sucks... LOL

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The Wedding Date by aushapasha reviews
Take two best friends who might have had that one drunk weekend once upon a time. Mix with four—FOUR—weddings, a dash of latent feelings and what do you get? The beginnings of happily ever after or... Oh. And Bella's ex is there too because of course, she is.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,110 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 6/4 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hereafter by RosieRathbone reviews
It has been three months since Isabella Swan was last seen. Police have been working around the clock following thousands of different leads, but to no avail. Until one night, when a scared young lady arrives at a strangers house. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 167,517 - Reviews: 2567 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 2/16/2020
Divergence of Nature by Maplestyle reviews
There is a long-standing debate over nature versus nurture. For the Cullens and the McCartys, it's one they discover changes their lives irrevocably.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 26,116 - Reviews: 1669 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 9/17/2020 - Published: 6/27/2020 - Complete
Dichotomy by LyricalMarie reviews
Edward left Forks to save Bella's life, but fate is nothing if not a bitter harpy. The once innocent child has become the red-eyed monster she'd once threatened to make him. But even without her sweet blood to tempt him, she may yet be his undoing. Twilight AU - collab with btwn LyricalKris and Mariescullen!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,582 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 9/15/2020 - Published: 9/2/2020 - Bella, Edward
Give and Take by Hopesparkles reviews
What's left to take when everything and everyone you've loved is already gone?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,441 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 6/27/2020 - Published: 4/30/2020
When Worlds Collide by Thats-So-Alex reviews
Bella's godfather brings her to New York to escape her heartbreak. What happens when the past comes back to haunt her? Can The Avengers save her, or has her fate always been sealed? Will she save herself? Non-canon. Bella Swan/Steve Rogers Other genres: Suspense, supernatural
Crossover - Twilight & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,348 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/16/2020 - Published: 3/1/2020 - Complete
A Servant Wife by shouldbecleaning reviews
It certainly wasn't in his plans when he woke that morning but somehow, someway, Edward Masen left his farm one late spring morning to stock up on supplies with his children and came home with a new wife. Not a real wife, like the I'll love you to the ends of time kind of wife, but a servant who was also his wife on paper, kind of half of each.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 36 - Words: 103,520 - Reviews: 7099 - Favs: 3,078 - Follows: 2,701 - Updated: 5/22/2018 - Published: 8/4/2017 - [Bella, Edward] Carlisle - Complete
What Have We Done? by ladylibre reviews
COMPLETE! Fed up with her family's mourning since leaving Bella behind, Rosalie returns to Forks to prove that the stupid human is just fine without them. But what she finds is not what she expected. And that will not do. **A canon-based, drabblish AU New Moon fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 75 - Words: 98,198 - Reviews: 5817 - Favs: 1,597 - Follows: 1,412 - Updated: 3/16/2018 - Published: 5/22/2017 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Scream Queen by likewhitesmoke reviews
After working on a horror film with hotshot director, Edward Cullen, Bella has finally had her big break through as an actress in Hollywood. Unfortunately, the fame has introduced a dangerous man into her life. A man who watches her every move. Will her former director and ex-lover be able to save her or will the dark side of fame consume them both? *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 94,550 - Reviews: 2035 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 1/17/2018 - Published: 8/14/2017 - Bella, Edward - Complete
SURFACED by MeteorOnAMoonlessNight reviews
He buried his secrets, but he should have checked for a pulse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,371 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 10/30/2017 - Published: 10/27/2017 - Complete
I Do Maybe by twilightladies reviews
Swan's White Weddings is the love of Bella's life, consuming her days and nights, but she wouldn't have it any other way. After securing Chicago's wedding of the year for Tanya Turner, the elite socialite daughter of Turner Industries' CEO, Bella thinks all her hard work has finally paid off. It's just a shame she's already well-acquainted with the groom.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 67,261 - Reviews: 2843 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 1,847 - Updated: 1/26/2016 - Published: 6/14/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Rock 'n Roll Boots & White Collar Roots reviews
Edward Carlisle Cullen III- ruthless CEO of Cullen, Inc. Masen Whitlock- crooning lead singer of The Idle Rich. With two very different people inhabiting the same body, he's living the best of both worlds. When family drama threatens everything he's kept secret, he must decide whether to come clean-or risk losing the woman he loves forever.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 186,611 - Reviews: 3283 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 10/15 - Published: 7/1/2020
The American Princess reviews
With great power comes great responsibility. Something Prince Edward knows all too well. When his first choice for a bride is denied, he knows he needs to act fast to change the King's mind. Enter American bad ass actress extraordinaire, Bella Swan, the least suitable person for the role. But what happens when she turns the family dynamic and Edward's plan on its royal head?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 83,662 - Reviews: 3150 - Favs: 1,708 - Follows: 2,058 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 7/1/2017 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scars To Your Beautiful reviews
We all live with scars: some we choose; some were chosen for us. We can let our scars define us or we can let them make us stronger. And at Olympic Med, a place where their job is to save lives, two broken people come to find their salvation in each other, scars and all. An A/H Twistory loosely based on Grey's Anatomy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 3/7/2020 - Published: 3/4/2020
Where The Heart Is reviews
"I am used to bad days as they make up most of the 365 days that we are allotted per year. This is my life, a series rainy days. And for me, when it rains it pours." But what happens when that bad luck suddenly changes at the hands of a man who rarely feels any emotion other than anger? And will it be soon enough to save the most precious person in Bella's life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 70,146 - Reviews: 2403 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 1,263 - Updated: 4/9/2019 - Published: 4/9/2017 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Olympic Pen Missed Connections reviews
'You pulled a gun on me and now I can't get you out of my mind. I want to know everything about you- how you take your coffee, what you do for a living, and if you pull your gun on every guy you meet. So, if you see this, please meet me at 8pm on January 13 at the place where you tried to kill me and we can maybe see where this goes.' ON HIATUS UNTIL MID 2020
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,589 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 11/25/2018 - Published: 4/9/2017 - Bella, Edward
Take Me As I Am reviews
Dr. Bella Swan knows who she is and what she wants. Can the quietly shy, clueless Dr. Edward Cullen make her rethink everything? But most importantly, will he try to change her or will her take her as she is?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 69,294 - Reviews: 1617 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 11/30/2016 - Published: 4/1/2016 - Bella - Complete
In A Split Second reviews
Bella's new life changes in an instant when her sister dies, leaving her with custody of her niece, Emma. Can she pick up the pieces by herself or will she lean on the only man she has ever loved and lost?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 61,942 - Reviews: 2325 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 1,005 - Updated: 12/19/2015 - Published: 11/9/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Heart Of The Matter reviews
Outtake from my story In A Split Second
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 92 - Published: 11/15/2015
What About Now? reviews
Edward Cullen made a choice that broke Bella Swan's heart. What happens when he inadvertently walks back into her life three years later? A story about love, regret, redemption and the ties that bind.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 40,509 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 11/2/2015 - Published: 10/4/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Can't Unlove You reviews
I was empty. I was unloved. I was nothing. Reunited suddenly after fifteen years, Bella and Edward have lived very separate lives. Can they go back or are they destined to be apart? AH, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 54 - Words: 95,273 - Reviews: 1862 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 9/21/2015 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Swan's Guide to Being Single And Staying That Way reviews
Bella Swan is 35, successful, rich and she knows what she doesn't want in her life: a husband and a family. Can her family introduce her to the one man who could change her mind? Rated M for strong language and the occasional lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 45,700 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete