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Some Things You Gotta Know About Me:

To me making friends is like trying to live on the sun. Thats Partly why I'm Depressed. =(

Name: sorry guy you know the law i'm not gonna give you my name just my nick-name =Lia (pronunciation it's like Leah )

Age: young

My favourite colours: Black and Vermilion (Bright red)!

Obsession: FanFiction, Im On It When Ever I Have The Time

Favourite Twilight Saga Quotes:

''I’m no Alice – you’re just predictable.'' Seth Clearwater, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 1. Apparently I am.

To me: ''My own life meant little to me today.'' Bella Swan (New Moon, Preface, p.1). Is the truth because my life does mean little to me!

Favourite Harry Potter Quotes:

''It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but even more to stand up to your friends.'' I've stood up to my mates and to my enemies lots.

The quote ''There is no good or evil: only power and those too weak to seek it'' applies to me because most people I know say in not evil just power hungry.

People say, well my friends say that when I'm angry, mean or cruel I can even put Caius to shame! (Wow I know.)

I am obsessed with Dr.Carlisle Cullen!

I love the Volturi kings (Aro Caius Marcus)!

Things I don't like:

Txt Language - It Pisses The S*t Out Of Me! =(

Laughing. I know, I know it's strange it's just that a smile makes me look hideous so I usually look like Marcus, emotionless and quiet. Oh and don't forget I'm depressed like 80% of the time. =(

Arachnids alive.

Canines alive.

I think that's all, For The Things I Don't Like That Is!

Favourite Saying/ Quote

''...100 year old Virgin,Vegan,Vampire...'' Bella (Or Some One) Says in a not nice tone about Edward.

Post this on your profile if you think child abuse should stop!!

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion/late abortion, re-post this

Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile and add your name. Moonstar of FireClan, Flamestar, Samishi Destiny, Silverstar's Shadow, Darkangel24700, iLoVeMoOnYnPaDfOoT, Someone aka Me,Yourcool79, Give up your Prejudices, MyNameIsCAB, chibi-sarus, hawkstar2, CrazyLittleKookoo, Vera A

92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Fang by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good and then have Spiffy the Hobbit and Pooky the Penguin attempt to eat him and when they fail miserably tell Fang that he's a "bad boy" and then ask him if he wants a cat.

My ceiling is white. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two mooses meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Chocolate tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed - I'm not a can, so don't label me.

Excuse me...have you seen my sanity?...I think I lost it.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies natural desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Silence is golden and duct tape is silver.

When life gives you lemons throw them in life's face, they're probably poisoned.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk

I've got A.D.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have!

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is - why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Before you criticise someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later.

The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.

If you can't fix it with duck tape you haven't used enough!

I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay.

There is no "I" in team but there is definitely a "ME"...

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous.

I agree with the dictionary: girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world: ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends, for I may not return alive.

I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Don’t mess with me - I've got a stick.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.

I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Keep smiling - it makes everyone wonder what your up too

I am NOT saying you're stupid...I'm just implying it.

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for eating most of them.

I'm the kind of girl who's not afraid to prank my friends.

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.

Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again.

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

The trouble with life, is there's no background music.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

I don't get even, I get odder.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear into my crib.

At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. The ones in the () are about me so don't copy that please, you can do that about your self but just don't copy!

(BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. (I don't believe in any god and I believe in evolution- Not The Big Bang!)
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid and stuck up.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (I don't have a boyfriend)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandal
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (though I don't do it for attention)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be going out with them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (i'm not a poser)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (i'm not fat)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (not ugly)
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks (I don't date)
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (i don't worship da devil)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (i'm not a loser)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid and stuck up.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (i'm not naive)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (I'm not albino)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I DON'T LIKE to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (when its long)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (not a controlling bitch)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser. (I'm not a loser)
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist (I'm not a satanist)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (I'm a not weak 'cause i can beat the s*t out of people who piss me of)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (what? I like the Structure of blood and DNA)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (50/50)

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (not a loser)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy (not a hippy or tree hugger)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (i'm only 49% irresponsible)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. (for the last f-ing time I'm not a satanist)
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (not childish)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (strong-very, stupid-no)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. (i don't think i need converting)
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (not a wimp i am but i have malfunctioning tear glands)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I don't HAVE MANY FRIENDS, so I MUST be antisocial.
I have a guy best friend, so I MUST be going out with him. (between best-friend and friend)
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish. (Im not vampire fetish)
I'm a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar. (very good liar)
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant. (I'm only cocky and arrogant 80% of the time)
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch.
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention. (I hate attention)
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I WEAR GLASSES and RETAINERS, so I MUST be a nerd (I'm not that nerdy just 28% and i only have glasses not retainers)
I'm HALF ASIAN HALF BRITISH, so I MUST be short
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious (nope not rebellious)
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser (not a big one)
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I HAVE a BIG FAMILY siblings, so WE MUST be financially challenged
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention (nope not looking for attention)
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist. (not a plagiarist either just liked what I saw)
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life (its not horrid and not perfect, nobody's life is perfect)
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans
I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature
I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet. (nah just don't wanna get on their bad side)
I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I MUST just be emo.
I like COUNTRY music, so I MUST be a redneck hick.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I love SHOPPING so I MUST be rich
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd (reading is my obsession and I only turn on my television on once or twice a week)

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I saw this and had to do what the person said in the profile... copy and paste it:

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

You have been Pinned
with Obsessive Cullen
Disorder put this on
profile if you've caught it

WARNING:Extended exposure to the Cullen Men may cause your IQ to dropbelow the level of functional retardation.

Thanks Lia (Leah)

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The Valley of Our Love by Iridescent Bellisle Cullen reviews
Set in New Moon. While Bella is getting stitched up in Carlisle's office, they discover that they have feelings for each other, which soon blossoms into love. Rated M for later chapters. LEMONS. I do NOT own Twilight or anything of Stephenie Meyer's. Mainly Bella and Carlisle's POVs, but there are other POVs from time to time as well.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 119,944 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Bella, Carlisle
For the Love of a Human by Mrs. SRE Snape reviews
Carlisle moves to Forks and finds himself having feelings for one of his patients. She's young, vulnerable, and above all human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 123,016 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Carlisle, Bella
Until Dawn by Dolphindreamer reviews
When Edward leaves Bella behind in NM it's just the beginning of the spiraling downward events in her life. Now fending for herself in Seattle, Bella is trying to hold a job and remain afloat from her living nightmares when she happens upon the Volturi.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 121,613 - Reviews: 1557 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 1,780 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Bella, Marcus
The Snow King by Bella MacLeod reviews
Bella goes to Volterra to prevent Edward from committing vampire suicide and Finds more than she is story is rated M for adult situations,themes,and language.Lemons will appear in later. Co-written with Kam wuz here.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,436 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Bella, Caius
Elemental Goddess by wizardtho reviews
Starts where Edward leaves Bella in N/M, but this is not your normal Bella, and soon the changes start to take effect. With the changes comes the prophesy, and all that entails. What is Bella? Main pairing is Bel/Jas/Pet/Char, but it doesn't end there. OOC *Updating when Possible*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Bella, Jasper, Charlotte, Peter
Unexpected Love by flamingpen18 reviews
When Edward left Bella a year ago, she had already figured out that they were not mates. Bella soon learns that she is the mate to one of the Volturi kings. What she once felt for Edward will pale in comparison to what she will soon feel. (On Hiatus)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 71,381 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 1,195 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Aro, Bella
Ticking Time Bombs by Daerwyn reviews
Edward left and Bella moves to Phoenix. She's changed, for the better and worse. When she gets busted for street racing, Renee sends her to La Push with Charlie and Sue. She meets her new object of affection and starts life new. Then the Cullen's arrive.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,417 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Blood is Beauty by Bella4evr3 reviews
what if after edward left her in new moon she goes to italy and becomes a more darker bella then we all know and love
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 19,825 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Aro, Bella - Complete
Not for Lack of Wanting by WillowDream203 reviews
They were enemies in the war and now find themselves partners in school. Did the war really change them? Rated M for violence and torture. WARNING: May be very graphic. EDIT: Rating also including graphic heterosexual sex in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,608 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Who Owns My Heart? by Scarlett O'Hara1992 reviews
Bella is bitten by Victoria during the Eclipse battle. But when she wakes up she doesn't know who her heart belongs to. Will she stay with Edward or will her heart be captured by the doctors hands? R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,894 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Bella, Carlisle
The God and Goddess of War by LittleLowe reviews
Jasper and Bella are mates, separated in the Southern Wars years ago and forced to live without each other for decades on end. What happens when his 'goddess of war' returns bringing both happiness and tension into the Cullen family?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 61 - Words: 159,566 - Reviews: 1677 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Original Sin by BookwormBaby2580 reviews
What makes a man irredeemable? USC student Bella Swan finds herself asking that question when she gets involved with the sexy, yet tight-lipped Dr. Carlisle Cullen, a man living in a self-imposed purgatory for the undisclosed crimes of his past.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 155,430 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Volturi Swan and Dr Carlisle Cullen by Breezy930 reviews
Isabella Swan her parents and step father was killed by vampires. Volturi adopt her as their own. She grows up becomes Physiologist/CIA agent meets Carlisle who she has been in love with for yrs. More CH's to come in progress.Let me know if you like it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 227,502 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Siren Of The Twilight by ToryTigress92 reviews
Twilight, with Aro in Edward's place. After the death of his mate, Aro and some of his Guard follow the murderer to America. There, in a tiny town called Forks, he might just find his salvation, in the form of Bella Swan, a young, human girl.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 81,206 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 1,504 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 2/3/2010 - [Aro, Bella] Alice, Marcus - Complete
Sectumsempra by VileVentriloquist reviews
Draco found himself in the worst possible situation; he was dying on the floor of the bathroom after a rough duel with none other than Harry Potter, he was bleeding from multiple slash wounds. Will he survive? And will something unexpectedly good come from this encounter? Set at Hogwarts/MalfoyManor *WARNING* Male/Male. Sexually graphic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,232 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Draco M., Severus S.
Blackmail by Lucy Fullbuster reviews
Snape is doing his rounds on the fourth floor when he hears someone calling his name. He follows the sound and is shocked by his discovery. Absolutely not for children. HG/SS. OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Revenge served sweetly by Miharu Nakamura reviews
After Edward left her, something inside her awakened. When she goes to save him will she take him back? Or find love somewhere else? Aro/Bella M for Lemon, Language, some violence
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,165 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Aro, Bella
Smile by attanagra reviews
Hermione, ever the goody two-shoes, volunteers to do weekly Potions inventory for Professor Snape, but does she have a hidden agenda? SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
An Audience Of One by UnbreakableVow7 reviews
This is a smutty one-shot between Professor Snape and Hermione Granger. In order to get the perfect Potions mark in her OWL's, Hermione protests she will do anything to Professor Snape – does she really mean anything? Read to find out how far she will go. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,862 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
There's More To Just Reading In Libraries by UnbreakableVow7 reviews
Hermione and Severus cross paths when in Hogwarts library. After a bit of small talk, they soon explore there is more to libraries than just books, reading, whispering and evil stares from Madam Pince. This is rated M for a reason, a one-shot between our favourite Professor and student but with a small plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Detention by TattooShadow reviews
Hermione ends up in a detention like no other and it changes everything between her and Professor Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Unavoidable Attraction by TARDIS-Trailer reviews
Severus manages to convince Hermione to throw away her inhibitions and get more than a little intimate with her potions professor. Ho hum! Very smutty. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,257 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Unknown Strings to Tie by Sun N Air reviews
I could feel the cool radiating of his lips; and then, before our lips met, I felt Carlisle softly murmur against my lips "I love you".
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,315 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Creature of the night by aliasmel1 reviews
Dreaming of pleasuring the resident potions master was not always high on Hermione's to do list. Neither was having his and her subconscious minds connecting for him have an unadulterated view of her wants,needs and desire for him. Probably OOC...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 72,655 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Big E by MsEerieChastain reviews
Frustrated at being denied by Edward one too many times, Bella decides it's time to take matters into her own hands. Find out what happens when Emmett drops in to dispense advice and offers a helping hand. One-Shot. AU / Mature, over 18 only!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,763 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 61 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by Scarlett O'Hara1992 reviews
What if Bella isn't satisfied with Edward? What if she is desired by more than one vampire? Jasper/Bella/Carlisle ONE BIG JUICY LEMON! A gift for Jasper's-Darlin' AFTER SUCH AMAZING FEEDBACK I HAVE DECIDED TO MAKE IT A FULL STORY :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,706 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Bella, Carlisle, Jasper
Forbidden RePosted by SexySloth reviews
This is the same story that was posted a few days ago, but had to be re-posted due to site difficulties. Severus is having forbidden feelings for one of his best students. But does she return those feelings? SSHG. Don't like, don't read. EWE?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,831 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Crimson Starlight by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
Things don't go to plan in the throne room and Aro keeps Bella. Bella is learning to live with what she has, trying to build herself a new life, but there's an immortal who is not convinced, and who shakes her to her core. Is the feeling mutual? Lem/Lang.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 125,638 - Reviews: 1906 - Favs: 1,820 - Follows: 1,100 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Bella, Caius - Complete
What! I am a Good Girl by hunter-liza reviews
What do Severus Snape, Hermione Granger and Muggle night club have in common? Pure lemony goodness! Mature readers only please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,103 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Happy birthday professor Snape by SnuggleswithSnape reviews
Major lemon.. the first chapter will be completly Hermione and Severus and the Second will be Lucius, Hermione and Severus, the first chapter can be read as a stand alone one shot, I hope you all like it, read and review and I do not own Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Extra Credit by smutgasm reviews
Hermione goes to Snape for extra credit. She'll do anything. Threesome. PWP. SSHGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 95 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Only Exception by Amelia Skittles reviews
What happens when your world falls apart.Who do learn to depend on?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,972 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Bella, Aro
Carlisle and Bella fanfic admitting feelings by Breanne Hansen reviews
Bella went to Carlisle's house after school to admit her feelings and admiration for him and it turns out that,He also likes her and some stuff happens,if you know what i mean,that Bella never expected ,Note:Esme does not exist he is raising the Cullen's
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,264 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
The Volturi Saga Chasing Midnight by sixdegreesofseperation reviews
SQL to New Dawn. Bella had been through a lot - but this time, the stakes are higher. Now, Bella is faced with continuous tragedies as she fights to maintain her relationship with Alec and deal with jealousy. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,020 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Alec, Bella
The Volturi Saga New Dawn by sixdegreesofseperation reviews
The night Bella has been left in the woods, she is found by two strangers. Her life changes abruptly. But the real question is, will she learn to love again? Lem/Lang *CURRENTLY BEING EDITED*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,181 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Alec, Bella - Complete
Falling by Ms. Sparkle reviews
Bella's world is turn upside down after Edward leaves. Can she mend her broken heart? Is their a such thing as finding another soulmate? Rated M for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,676 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Seducing Snape by OpenYourHeart2Me reviews
Hermione and Snape want each other. But will he admit it, or will Hermione have to go to extraordinary lengths to seduce Snape?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,665 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
What the Heart Desires by AlyNiki reviews
After the vote Edward leaves again to try to force Bella to remain human. Rosalie leaves as well. With Bella and Emmett left together to console one another, will anything else develop for the pair? Or will they always be brother and sister to each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,221 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Bella's New Life by WickedAngel13 reviews
Bella makes her choice after ten years of running from her past and returns to the Volturi. What happens when she begins to love someone else, but finds out that one of her new family members is always protecting her? Read and Review.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,129 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Aro, Bella - Complete
One Weekend by StormDragonfly reviews
At Edward's request, Carlisle takes Bella away for the weekend. How will Bella react when she discovers what Edward has suggested Carlisle do in his stead? A meaningful story of arousal and trust, taking place before the epilogue of Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,057 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - [Carlisle, Bella] - Complete
I Learned The Truth at Seventeen by x-greeneyesy-x reviews
On Hermione's 17th Birthday, she discovers that she is soul bonded to her Potions Professor, Severus Snape. Now they both must come to terms with being bonded together and learn to love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 37,132 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Take This Heart by BookwormBaby2580 reviews
Bella's life is a constant choice between bad and worse until she moves to Forks and meets the one man who can ease her burdens. But trust doesn't always come easily, especially when life has taught you that you're safer on your own. M for abuse and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 111 - Words: 395,836 - Reviews: 4304 - Favs: 1,699 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Carlisle, Bella, and the Cullen clan by meg5442 reviews
Bella meets Carlisle in the emergency room and falls in lust with him, Carlisle knows that Bella is his singer and his soulmate.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,066 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Carlisle, Bella
You are, The Only Exception by Holly1980 reviews
What if Carlisle had never changed Edward or Esme, which would have resulted in never changing Rosalie or Emmett? What if when Bella came to Forks, it was him that she wanted? AU Bella/Carlisle M for lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,113 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Hidden Desire by tisatenn2005 reviews
Bella/Carlilse Its time for him to lose control and let his inner self out and let the hidden desire have some fun. Read and review. Hope you love it as much as I do!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 67,879 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Bella's Heart Song by Carlisle's Mate reviews
Fatally wounded by Victoria, Bella awakens as a newborn vampire. But her new senses allow her to realise that Edward is not the soulmate she thought he was, for her soul sings desperately for another Cullen entirely... Bella & Carlisle pairing. Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,858 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
The Unanticipated Prey by JosieSwan reviews
In 1875, Jasper Whitlock is building a newborn army for Maria when he comes across Carlisle Cullen, a man who will challenge everything he thinks he knows. AU, Slash, M for sexual situations. Written for the Alternate Shipper Challenge
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,080 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Jasper, Carlisle - Complete
My Confusing and Hard to Believe Love Life by perverted-squirrel reviews
It all started out innocent enough. I signed up for a penpal through the new system that Hogwarts was offering in order to "bring us all together in this new era". But can you really fall in love with someone through letters?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,207 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
A Light in the Darkness by SweetT129 reviews
The battle with Victoria and the newborns takes a tragic turn and five lives are lost. This is the story of how Bella and the other survivors learn how to live and love again.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 145,757 - Reviews: 1439 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Expect the Unexpected by stephenie-inspired-novelwriter reviews
Edward has always been too careful with Bella, and refuses to have sex with her until she's changed, but sex is the one human experience she refuses to give up. When she seeks out Carlisle's help, will he be able to refuse her? AU M for lemon HOT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,175 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 70 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Ignotum feminam reviews
Bella a young woman who couldn't stay away from vampires, is now trying to save one by running to Italy, what happens when she gets there? This Story starts after they entered the throne room, but with my own personal twist.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Bella, Caius