Author has written 9 stories for Hush, Hush, Lorien Legacies, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Chronicles of Narnia, Tangled, Sherlock, Supernatural, Kane Chronicles, and Brave, 2012.
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WAYS TO ANNOY THE FLOCK FROM MAXIMUM RIDE :D
1. TELL HIM THAT JEB IS HIS FATHER, THEREFORE KISSING MAX IS INCREDIBLY DISGUSTING! (THEN WATCH HIM WASH HIS MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP)
2. ASK HIM IF HE EATS BIRD FOOD. :)
3. WRITE TOMORROW'S DATE ON THE BACK OF HIS NECK WHILE HE'S SLEEPING (IN PERMANENT SHARPIE :D)
4. TELL HIM IGGY PLANTED A BOMB IN HIS UNDERWEAR XP
5. TELL HIM THAT HE LOOKS LIKE A EMO BUTTERFLY WHEN HE FLIES. XD
6. ASK HIM WHY HE'S NOT DATING NUDGE. _
7. TELL HIM THAT THEY HAVE CREATED A NEW COIN CALLED THE "FNICKLE."
8. ASK HIM IF HE'S SEEN THE MOVIE "THE BIRDS" AND SAY THE CROWS ARE HIS BROTHERS! XPP
9. CALL MAX A BAD WORD, AND WHEN HE YELLS AT YOU, SAY THAT YOU WERE JUST REPEATING WHAT HE SAID LAST NIGHT. O_o
10. SAY "DUDE" AFTER EVERY SENTENCE HE SAYS. :3
11. CALL HIM A "GIRLY-MAN" BECAUSE HE WEARS EYELINER, AND WHEN HE DENIES, SAY, "LIAR! I SAW YOU TAKE IT OUT OF HER MAKE-UP BAG!" O_o
12. GIVE HIM A SMOOTHIE, AND AFTER HE TAKES A MOUTH-FULL, TELL HIM IT'S MADE OF MAX, AND WATCH HIM DO A SPITTAKE. :)
13. TELL HIM HE LOOKS LIKE JOE JONAS! XD
14. DARE HIM TO SING A JONAS BROTHERS' SONG!
15. TELL HIM YOU JUST REALIZED HE HAD WINGS. XP
16. BEDAZZLE HIS JEANS, AND SAY, "NOW YOU'RE A VAMPIRE AND A BIRD-KID ALL IN ONE!"
17. SHOUT LOUDLY IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE FLOCK "FANG ARE THESE YOURS?" AND HOLD UP HIS UNDERWEAR, WHICH YOU BEDAZZLED THE WORD "HANNAH MONTANA" ON! XDD
18. TAKE ONE OF HIS FEATHERS, AND RUN AWAY, SCREAMING, "EMO CHICKEN DNA!"
19. WHEN HE COMES INTO THE SAME ROOM AS YOU, SING "DUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH BIRD BOY!"
20. WHEN YOU SEE HIM BRING A PENCIL INTO THE ROOM, YELL, "HOW DARE YOU DISGRACE THIS FAMILY BY BRINGING AN ERASER INTO THE HOUSE!"
21. WHNE HE DISAPPEARS, KICK HIS SHINS, AND SAY YOU DIDN'T SEE HIM THERE...
1. IN FRONT OF FANG, SAY TO MAX "SAM SAYS HI AND HE LOVES YOU! TO HIS FAVORITE GIRL!" AND WALK AWAY.
2. PUSH FANG INTO HER, AND WALK AWAY WHISTLING UNSUSPICIOUSLY. O.O
3. DYE EVERYTHING SHE OWNS PINK, AND BLAME IT ON NUDGE! (SORRY NUDGY!)
4. SING THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS ON A LONG FLIGHT. XP
5. WHILE FLYING, PUSH FANG AND IGGY, AND SAY, "IT'S RAINING MEN! MAX, GRAB THE CUTE ONE WITH THE BLOND HAIR!" (I
6. OFFER HER A HAIRCUT AND DO THE BAMBI EYES. O.O
7. SET HER ALARM CLOCK TO GO OFF EVERY TEN MINUTES.
8. HOLD HER HAND, AND WHISPER IN HER EAR, "I SEE DEAD PEOPLE." THEN WALK OR FLY, AWAY.
9. DYE HER HAIR PINK, AND BLAME IT ON NUDGE. (AGAIN, SORRY NUDGY!)
10. SING THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS ON A LONG FLIGHT.
11. TELL HER "MAX! DYLANS ON THE PHONE! HE'S WONDERING WHEN YOU'RE GONNA DITCH FANG, AND COME TO GERMANY!" XDD
12. COME UP TO HER, AND PINCH HER.
14. POKE HER.
16. SING "THE BEAR WENT OVER THE MOUNTAIN" UNTIL SHE SCREAMS AT YOU, AND THEN SAY, "I WAS JUST DOING AN IMPERSONATION OF YOU!"
17. COME UP TO HER, SPREAD YOUR ARMS OUT WIDE, AND SAY, "YOU LOVE ME THIISSS MUCH!"
18. TELL HER, "I TALKED TO MRS. FRANKENSTIEN. SHE WANTS HER HAIR BACK."
19. TELL HER THAT SHE SHOULD GO EMO.
20. REPEAT EVERYTHING SHE SAYS IN A SQUEAKY VOICE.
1. COME UP IN HER FACE, LOOK STRAIGHT AT HER EYES, AND SAY, "I KNOW ABOUT THAT TUNA FISH." AND THEN WALK OFF.
2. TELL HER YOU CAN READ HER THOUGHTS, AND YOU DONT LIKE WHAT YOU HEAR.
3. CONSTANTLY STARE AT THE BACK OF HER HEAD.
4. STEAL CELESTE AND HIDE HER.
5. SAY, "LOOK ANGEL! I CAN MAKE YOUR FISH FRIENDS' FACE!" AND DO THE FISH FACE.
1. ASK HIM WHAT HE DID WITH HIS HAIR, AND TOUSLE IT.
2. SAY EVERYTHING HE SAYS AFTER HE SAYS IT IN A SUPER FAST VOICE.
3. FART AND BLAME IT ON HIM!
4. BOUNCE UP AND DOWN AND SAY "LETS GO SHOPPING! SHOPPING SHOPPING! SHOPPING SHOPPING SHOPPING!" IN A SQUEAKY VOICE.
5. POKE HIS TUMMY.
1. POINT BEHIND HER AND SCREAM, "ZOMG! IT'S THE KHAKI MONSTER!"
2. SNEAK UP BEHIND HER, AND SCREAM "WHATCHA DOIN DER?"
3. WHEN SHE'S LOOKING AT CLOTHES, SAY "TSK TSK. TYRA BANKS WOULD BE ASHAMED."
4. HUM TO YOURSELF WHEN YOUR AROUND HER VERY LOUDLY, TO THE POINT WHERE YOU DRIVE HER CRAZY.
5. LOOK AT HER UP AND DOWN, AND SAY "THAT'S IT? THAT'S ALL THAT YOU'VE GOT?"
6. TAPE HER MOUTH SHUT.
1. RUN IN FRONT, AND IN BACK OF HIM, SAYING, "NOW YA SEE ME, NOW YA DON'T! NOW YA SEE ME, NOW YA DON'T!"
2. HUM QUIETLY TO YOURSELF, SO LOW ONLY HE CAN HEAR, AND WHEN HE TELLS YOU TO SHUT UP, SAY "I'M JUST HUMMING. ITS NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL."
3. STARE AT HIM UNTIL HE GETS ANNOYED.
4. WHEN HE ASKS WHY, JUST SAY, "YOUR HAIR STANDS OUT. KIND OF HARD NOT TO STARE."
5. COME UP AND HUG HIM WHEN ELLA IS LOOKING. THEN SING "GIRLFRIEND" BY AVRIL LAVIGNE.
6. WHEN SHE SAYS THAT IGGY'S HERS, SAY, "A BIT POSSESIVE, NOW AREN'T WE?"
7. COME UP BEHIND HIM WHEN HE'S MAKING A BOMB, AND SHOUT, "BOOM!!!!"
8. MAKE HIM GO TO A SILENT MOVIE, AND SAY, "WASN'T THAT GREAT?" AFTERWARD.
(FOR TOTAL, I ONLY HAVE ONES!)
1. POKE HIM REPEATEDLY. WHEN HE GROWLS AT YOU, SAY "YEEEESH. SOMEONE CALL ANGEL FOR SOME SERIOUS ANIMAL CONTROL."
If you're obsessed with PJO (PERCY JACKSON AND OLYMPIANS) COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE
If you've ever laughed out loud in a silent room, copy and paste this on you profile.
If you've ever been bullied, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever been told you're not good enough, copy and paste this on your profile.
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WAYS YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSSESSED WITH PJO:
YOU CONSTANTLY READ THE SAME BOOK FOR OVER THREE MONTHS
YOU HOPE THAT A SIGN WILL APPEAR ABOVE YOUR HEAD, AND YOU WILL BE CLAIMED
YOU HAVE A POSTER IN YOUR BEDROOM OF PJO, AND YOU THINK IT'S REALLY A CAMERA WATCHING YOU
IF YOU CONSTANTLY TALK ABOUT IT
YOU THINK THAT SOMEWHERE PERCY AND ANNABETH ARE LOOKING FOR YOU
YOU HAVE TRIED TO LOCATE CAMP HALF-BLOOD ON GOOGLE
YOU THINK ONE OF YOUR TEACHERS IS OUT TO KILL YOU
YOU THINK THAT MAYBE YOU ARE A HALF-BLOOD
YOU THINK ONE OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS IS A SAYTR
YOU HAVE TRIED TO CONTACT A GOD
YOU WISH THAT YOU HAD A RAINBOW AND A COIN FOR AN IRIS MESSAGE
YOU PUT "DAUGHTER/SON OF GOD/GODDESS" ON EVERYTHING YOU HAVE
YOU HAVE POSTERS OF PJO ALL OVER YOUR ROOM
YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH PERCY, LEO OR NICO.
YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH HAZEL, ANNABETH OR THALIA
YOU CONSTANTLY WAIT FOR PERCY TO COME AND TAKE YOU FROM YOUR HADES HOLE THAT YOU'RE IN AND YOU
HOPE THAT HE IS GOING TO COME FOR YOU, AND YOU DON'T STOP WISHING,...
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree.
"Those wacky Brits called fries 'chips'. And potato chips were 'crisps'. And cookies were 'biscuits'. I had no idea what real biscuits were called. Wangdoodles?" Max
"You... are...a... fridge...with...wings...We're...freaking...ballet...dancers!" -Fang
"I'm hit, Max. They got me. I guess I'm gonna live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse, huh?" Okay. In my experience, if you're really hit or seriously hurt, you don't say much. -Total and Max
"Your middle name is 'Charging Off.'" -Total
"What's your name?" "Isabella von Frankenstein Rothschild." -Angel
"South America. It'll be warm. They have llamas. You like llamas." -Max
"Have you guys been playing in the toxic waste again? Been bitten by a radioactive spider? Struck by lightning? Drink a super-soldier serum?" -Fang
"Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony." -Iggy
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