Mackinaw Weasel
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Joined 01-01-13, id: 4453458, Profile Updated: 04-24-13
Author has written 6 stories for Skulduggery Pleasant series.

Hullo there! I'm Mackinaw Weasel, because weasels in mackinaws look cool in my imagination.

I live in south-east Australia. Insects here are inevitable, and you're bound to swallow them, so make the best of it. I seek to constantly be in contact with venomous snakes, crocodiles, and wedge-tailed eagles in my spare time. Kangaroos annoy me with their high and mighty, "that's right, i can jump your fence and eat your nice grass" attitude, and emus amuse me because they're so dumb - they'll eat anything, the poor buggers.

Sharks are a problem. And recently you have to swim with blue bottle jellyfish (aka. Portuguese man-of-war, or "them little bloody stinging blue bastards"). I try and save a jellyfish a day. But its a tiring and unthanked charity. Please, if you see a jelly fish, pick him up. If I was a pathetically obnoxious poisonous blob of blue helplessness I would want someone to do that for me!

Age is an irrelevant elephant.

Besides long bike rides in the arvo sun, I enjoy Skulduggery Pleasant and drawing. Seriously, how cool is a skeleton detective? It's super sub-zero cool, and getting colder with each novel!

I like getting comments on stuff I write, and I always make sure to try and return the consideration!

T'would be all I have to say! Till the next ramblings!


2013, April 25 - "ANZAC"

It's 3:50pm, Thursday here in Australia. I don't know what time it is for everyone else out there - probably a Wednesday.

But I'd be guessing.

Today is ANZAC day, where we all get together and mourn the loss of our brave soldiers who fought in a lot of different wars over the years and died so that kids everywhere would be able to get out of school for a whole day, or have to wake up at 5am for the dawn march - its Autumn at the moment. And I'm Australian. And it's cold.

It's a recipe for disaster.

There's a few hundred of us teens all sitting in a tight emperor penguin formation down by the river, teeth chattering like beers being clinked together in celebration, eyes watering like the stupid fountain at the memorial park, and noses as red as Satan himself. Some old guy is telling us about his life, a dog barks at the flowers being thrown into the air and a bugle starts playing. It pierces the sleep from everyone's ears.

The teachers look pretty dead - dead in the eyes, like their bodies are here but their minds are elsewhere. But those dead eyes are automatically locked on us, daring us to do something wrong. Daring us to laugh or giggle at what the Veteran is struggling to say so early in the morning.

But honestly, no-one can give a damn.

It's too cold! It's too early!

Then a wild wind blows and upturns the marquee and the balloons and stuff that were going to be released go up into the air like mad doves on a bid for freedom and get whipped away by the wind in a matter of minutes.

And THAT made my day. And EVERYONE laughed. It was worth getting up at 5 in the morning to see.

And hey, I'm Aussie, I'm pretty lax about being respectful and stuff, haha!

But we are all due in for detention for acting like a pack laughing seals.

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A Little Too Much Love by Justrockzyxxx reviews
Valkyrie and Skulduggery are working on a case. But when Valkyrie is taken by someone who has wanted her since forever it seems, can Skulduggery save her? Rated T for violence later on.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,921 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/12/2016 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P., Caelan
Skulduggery Pleasant Spoof: Valkyrie's New Pet by ValkyrieCain4Ever reviews
So Valkyrie finally gets a pet! Although it isn't exactly what she was expecting. Please comment!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,010 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
Meet the Destroyer of the World by ShegoRulz reviews
The year 2017 and the world is in ruins. It's Darquesse against the few survivors who are willing to fight for whatever cost - with Skulduggery Pleasant himself doing his best to save his Valkyrie Cain, while running the secret army. With so many dead and so few living, will anyone ever bring the Destroyer of the World to justice? Multiple pairings inside. Rated T/M
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,766 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
Skulduggery Pleasant Spoof: The Stupidity of Tanith Low by ValkyrieCain4Ever reviews
These are just bunch of stupid things Tanith has done/attempted in her spare time. Please review! Also, do not do these things at home.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,395 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Tanith L.
First Encounters by Xyar reviews
Fan fiction about Valduggery, including humor, fights, and all that luvvy duvvy stuff ( not too much, though o; ) :)! EVERYONE LUFFS SKULMAN. And when romance is involved, it just gets a whole lot better :D We try our best to follow the story line, and we add scenes in between the gamefaced-case-solving, where they just sit back and argue. -discontinued-
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,144 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Legend of the Werefish by Cardboard Edward reviews
A request to recover cargo lost at sea brings Valkyrie close to the creatures she never thought existed - a little too close.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,452 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
The Summer Expedient by Taran-Wanderer reviews
With Leonard gone for the summer, Penny and Sheldon strike up an agreement that strengthens their growing friendship. But before the summer ends, Sheldon finds himself with deeper feelings for his neighbor than he knows how to contend with. Slow Romance set after Season 6 Finale. Shenny.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,503 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny
Inner Lunatic by Flaring Rhythm reviews
Part 2 of The Smiling Detective! Witty detectives Skulduggery Pleasant and Valkyrie Cain lead, to say the least, very interesting lives. This is a look into aspects of Skul and Val's life together, be it their adventures or everyday goings-on, through songficlets. Mainly Valduggery (not necessarily in a bf/gf way), with a side of Ghanith and pure bloody insanity throughout. Enjoy!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,106 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
Some random questions by Sapphire Iota reviews
One of those quiz things. You know, where there's a list of characters, and some random questions, and the answers either make you ROFL for half and hour or run away to try and erase the horrible images from your mind :) Hope you like
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 10/24/2012
now the nightmare's real by Cardboard Edward reviews
Skulduggery Pleasant holds Valkyrie Cain as his world comes crashing down. Based off the LSODM cover.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
Fueling the Fire by beccabandicoot reviews
A teenage girl is kidnapped by zombies and their necromancer master at a wax museum. She is thrust into the world of magic and must escape in order to save herself and others from their sinister plan.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 42,738 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 2/17/2012
She will pay by Trekkiewhoviansmurf reviews
Three brutal murders, a missing girl, a mysterious note on the wall and no leads. What will Skulduggery and Valkyrie do? WARNING: Contains torture and violence. If you don't like that sort of thing, don't read. You have been warned.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,411 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 4/10/2013 - OC - Complete
Apple's FanFic Emporium! by AppleCrumblePerson reviews
Welcome to APPLE'S FANFIC EMPORIUM! You want Fletchyrie? WE GOT YO' FLETCHYRIE! You want your slash couples? WE GOT YO' SLASH COUPLES! You want some humor? WE'LL TRY OUR BEST! Everything you ever need in a good FanFic you can guarantee we got it (we cannot guarantee that there will be Valduggery...sorry.) Used to be called Random Stories About Vampires and Lollipops. R&R!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,743 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 11/2/2012
The Rise of the Church of the Faceless Series One by nathanlough reviews
Alfridge Bones is a Bishop of the Church of the Faceless. He has a plan to take down the Irish Sanctuary - all he needs is a little gang of criminals, murderers and villains. But, London Sanctuary Agents are all over the case, and attempting to stop him. (Set after KOTW but before TMS, accepting everybody's character on the official Skulduggery Pleasant Facebook Page)
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,214 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013
Weightless by kirkr0se reviews
Kinkmeme fill, Reflection-centric, oneshot. T for Language and Insinuation.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Valkyrie’s Reflection - Complete
Skulduggery Pleasant Spoof: Chained by ValkyrieCain4Ever reviews
Poor Valkyrie. Please comment if you like!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Tanith L. - Complete
Skulduggery Pleasant Spoof: Most Embarrassing Moments by ValkyrieCain4Ever reviews
Skulduggeryfinds some of Valkyrie's secret tapes. What do you think happens? Please comment if you like!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
Skulduggery Pleasant Spoof: What's Wrong With Valkyrie? by ValkyrieCain4Ever reviews
So this is what happens when Valkyrie accidentally goes dumb. This is the second story I have ever written! Please comment if you like!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
The Breakup by Cardboard Edward reviews
Set during Death Bringer, detailing how Skulduggery spent his days without Valkyrie after she found out his secret.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
Her Living Fingers by tazia101 reviews
"Some people say that time slows down as something awful happens. Other people say it happens too fast to think, too fast to realize what's happening. The truth is, the moment passes just like any other moment, and that's part of what makes it so terrible." Major character death and angst.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
Skulduggery Pleasant: Rage of the Forsaken by Eversoslightlyunusual reviews
Reality is unstable. As the walls of the Universe slowly collapse, magic becomes more powerful and corrupt than ever, resulting in ever so slightly unhinged sorcerers plotting an uprising. Oh, and then there's also the small matter of a living Ancient escaping through the dimensions, seeking vengance for it's false imprisonment. Looks like it's just going to be one of those days...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,841 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
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The Pleasant-Cain Cases reviews
Read the case files of Pleasant and Cain, because besides saving the world the detective duo have a lot of other things on their plates! Like solving crime and kicking butt and being awesome... and patching up everyones' problems...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,886 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
A Hallow Heart reviews
VALDUGGERY: Skulduggery regrets the many things he's done to Valkyrie over the years, but falling for her has now topped his list. War, love, and death follows them whatever they do...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 22,210 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
The Dagger of Oblivion reviews
For Skulduggery, the time spent with his teenage companion is drawing to an end as Darquesse claws away at Valkyrie's will to remain in control. For Valkyrie, the time spent with her egotistical mentor becomes more valuable as her dark side slowly permeates her mind. The answer, the cure, the solution is an untold number of miles away...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,594 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
2060 reviews
The year is twenty-sixty and war has been waged for the last forty years between Sanctuaries across the world in a desperate attempt to capture all three cradles of magic. Ireland, Africa, and Australia. Fear not, Skulduggery and Valkyrie are on the case, with a somewhat derelict teen following close behind.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Over a Coffee reviews
The fatality of being allure-able is discussed over a coffee.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
How It Ends reviews
The world never ended suddenly.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete