Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Doctor Who, and Merlin.
YOU EVERYONE CAN YOU HEAR ME!!!!
well apearently not cause if you were i am there
dont expect that everything il write here will be blablabla because it is J0KE!
my fav pairings are:
1.Romolus Lupin/ME (rom lupin is one of my fav fiction name/person)
I want everyone to know that i am SUPPER IN LOVE WITH ALL THE HARRY POTTER THINGS i never said something bad about him
Fav Movie/Book:Harry Potter
If you love Harry Potter you should watch this like i did i cried a lot!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFBzZfxkWUg
If you love Harry Potter you shouldn't a new Harry Potter book about his kids like i did because the war is done Harry is happy like what i SHOULD have done
If you love Harry Potter you could cry everytime you read/watch the DEATH of Harry like i do
If you Love Harry Potter you would cry everynight for NOT receiving the Hogwarts letter like i do ;(((((
If you love Harry Potter you would cry your HEART out everytime you see/read the Sirius is dead
If you love Harry Potter you should have made your parents proud in a good way like he did
If you love Harry Potter you should have regreted for everything you have done that ... (PERSONAL EXPIERIENCE)
If you love Harry Potter you shouldn't have forced people to get out of your way
If you love Harry Potter you will love yourself
I would continue with this later
…In remembrance of Fred Weasley…
…Who fought bravely to the very end….
…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…
…And will loyally await his identical brother…
… with many jokes…
...he's got forever to think of them, right?
...In remembrance of Dobby...
…Who was more free and full of love…
...than any elf, and most humans.
….In remembrance of Remus J. Lupin….
...the last real Marauder...
…who was not just a wonderful father…
….a incredible husband and brave hero…
...as well as a totally awesome werewolf!
….In remembrance of Nymphadora Tonks…
…who died for ‘the greater good’…
...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora
...and would change the color of her hair Red and Gold.
…In remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….
…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…
...and scared the crap out of some kids too right..
…In remembrance of Tom Marvolo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….
…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…
...the person i once had a crush on but now he looks like a *...
…that's why he got his bottom thoroughly kicked in the end.
…In remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…
…whose past and wisdom confused us…
…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…
…but who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end...
...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.
In remembrance of Bellatrix Lestrange…
… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra...
...she deserved everything she got and more...
...and is uterly INSANE.
…In remembrance of Colin Creevey…
…who we really didn’t know too well…
…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…
…so he must’ve done something good…
…besides stalking Harry.
…In remembrance of Severus Snape….
….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…
...without all the red and gold crap.
…In remembrance of Hedwig…
...Harry’s actual first friend…
...who lived and died soaring.
...In rememberance of George's right ear...
...whose death wasn't really necessary...
...but caused many jokes, albiet pathetic.
Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is.
Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.
Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.And.Ever.Forever.
Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a while.CONSTANT VIGILANCE!
Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her.
Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.
Harry Potter … is more Emo and Cooler than Draco Malfoy.
Draco Malfoy … disagrees.
Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.
Ron Weasley … is very afraid.
Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.
Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.
James Potter II ... now knows what to give to her mother at christmass and would like to say he is not a JUNIOR like Haley say's
Haley Black ... Siriusly disagrees with that and would loves to do pranks and ride a broom
Al Potter ... says some people are very very Paranoid like his dad
Harry Potter .. does that for their own good
Scopius Malfoy ... says would Rose Weasley go out with him
Rose Weasley ... says 'hmmm Okay'
Hugo Weasley ... Yells Malfoy to get off her sister
Lily Potter ... says Rose can date with anyone she wants
Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.
George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.
Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.Ever.
James Potter … doesn’t believe her.
Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.
Sirius Black … killed by drapery.Haha
Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences.
Barty Crouch Jr ... is very in love with Alexandra Potter- screw the consequences.
Alexandra Potter... is also in love with Barty - screw the consequences
Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane. Very Insane
Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.
Lucius Malfoy ... would buy a new hairbrush
Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence. Even if it is.
Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff for someone.
Slytherins … will push that someone else off.
Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.
Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet
Name:Haley Reyanna Alicen Marinnet R. Black
Nickname (If one):Haley Black or Hale's
Age (between 13 and 16): 13
House (even if they don’t go to Hogwarts):Gryffindor OR Slytherin
What school they’re from:
Best Class:D.A.D.A & Transfiguration
Appearance:curly Jet Black hair with a few Red highlights (can't be removed) have grey eyes
Broom (if one):Firebolt Beater Edition (INVENTED)
Family:Sirius Black (father) Reyanna Black nee ? ( mother )
Blood Line (Muggle, Pure-Blood, Half-Blood):Pureblood
Do they play Quidditch (If so, what position?):yes Beater or Seeker
Favorite Activities: Quiddish and Pranking
Attitude: Moody *
Favorite Clothes (besides robes): Teen Muggle
Favorite Color:Gray , Red, Gold.Silver
Favorite Book:Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Favorite 'fictional' character (vamp, ghost, etc.):Warewolf
Favorite Animal (fictional or not): Dog
Favorite/theme song:This is War , Perfect , Welcome to my Life
Hometown/country/where they live: -
COPIED & Given FROM to Bri P
Though this is another one.
Nickname (If one): Alexandra
Age (between 13 and 16): 13
Year:year 3 (obviously)
House (even if they don’t go to Hogwarts):Gryffindor OR Slytherin
What school they’re from:
Best Class:D.A.D.A & Transfiguration
Appearance:curly Red Hair
Broom (if one): Thunderstorm
Family: Harry Potter and Dhapne Greengrass
Blood Line (Muggle, Pure-Blood, Half-Blood):Pureblood
Do they play Quidditch (If so, what position?):yes Beater or Seeker
Favorite Activities: Quiddish and Pranking and Inventing
Attitude: Moody *
Favorite Clothes (besides robes): Teen Muggle
Favorite Color:Gray , Red, Gold.Silver
Favorite Book:Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Favorite Food: Natachos
Favorite 'fictional' character (vamp, ghost, etc.):Warewolf
Favorite Animal (fictional or not): Dog
Favorite/theme song:This is War , Perfect , Welcome to my Life, Pompeii
Hometown/country/where they live: -
Hey Lo !!!
And now let me present MARAUDERS= MY EDITION
Ms Hunter says Snape is the biggest git
Mr Shadow agrees with Ms Hunter
Misters Wormtail Padfoot Lutain Moony Prongs and Ms Crasher agrees with Ms Hunter and Mr Shadow
Ms Wise disagrees with them
Mr Sever takes 20 points from Gryffindor each except for Ms Wise
Ms Hunter takes toungue out at Mr Sever
Mr Shadow puts 200 points to Gryffindor Ha!
Misters Wormtail Padfoot Lutain Moony and Prongs high fived each other
Mr Prongs says that they need a new prank
Ms Hunter still says Snape is the biggest git and Hero (blah!(writing can't be seen))
Mr Sever and Mr Shadow glares at Ms Hunter
Mr Wormtail says that he would never betray Lily and James. Ever.
Mr Wormtail is kicked out of the group because of the reminder
Mr Padfoot Grinns
Mr Lutain and Mr Moony says some people need to be mature
Ms Hunter says Romolus is a great kisser to-tal-ly
Mr Moony and the others raised and eyebrow
Mr Lutain blushes at the comment
Mr Shadow would like to say to stop with the romance
Mr Prongs and Mr Padfoot says Mr Shadow is Jealous of Ms Hunter and Mr Lutain
Ms Crasher reminds Mr Prongs and Padfoot that Mr Shadow and Ms Crasher are dating
Ms Wise chuckles in whats happening
Mr Sever says that somethings missing at Severus Snape's office
Ms Hunter and Mr Padfoot is glad with that
Mr Fox has entered
Mr Shadow grinns
Ms Crasher tells Mr Fox that he can date whoever she wants
Ms Wise rolls her eyes
Mr and Ms Lutain and Hunter began to kiss passionately
Mr Moony says that Mr Padfoot and him had made lovers
Ms Love has entered
Mr Prongs asks Ms Love to go to Hogsmade with him in the next Hogsmade weekend
Ms Love sighs and finally agrees
Ms Hunter had fianally stopped kissing with Mr Lutain then came to ask Mr Sever if He's alright
Mr Sever nodded at Ms Hunter and thanks her for the concern
Ms Crasher and Mr Shadow is shocked at Ms Hunter
Mr Lutain is now desperate to find a great prank
Mr Fox says 'the feelings mutual'
Ms Hunter realizes that Mr Prongs can be called 'Bambi'
Mr Prongs Glares at Ms Hunter while the others snickered
Mr Padfoot laughs
Mr Sever says that they should start with the plans
The others nodded
SHORT STORY ONE-SHOT
James Charlus Potter was thinking desperately to find a way to win Lily Evans's Heart which he thaught was a hard thing to do and he had no clue why seeing Remus John Lupin he looked at Remus with pleading eyes
''What ow James?"Remus asked James smilled at him
"well since you are Lily's friend..."James started but Sirius cut him off as he entered
''Hey! James you still owe me 10 galleons!" James sighed but gave him it
"so James?''Remus said James shook his head then waved him off
"anything wrong Prongs?" Sirius asked
" oh nothing Padfoot only the fact that i just can't win the Heart of the Love of my Life Lily Evans"James told him then sighed seeing Lily the one last shot James shoot to her
" Lily i know that i've been a bit of a Prat to you but will you just please please go out with me at the next Hogsmade weekend even to just i don't know get to know each other?''James asked pleadingly to her Lily looked at him sighing she said
"fine i'll go out with you this weekend"
"thank you thank you thank you Lily i promise that you won't get frusturated at it" James said Lily chuckled then James went back to the other side then told it to Remus and Sirius NOT FINISHED
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We defended the stone, when no one saw it coming.
We found the chamber, when everyone thought it was the end.
We freed the prisoner, so the innocent had their freedom.
We were chosen by the Goblet, and witnessed evil return.
We fought with the order, and learnt of our fate.
We learned of the prince, and the dangerous road that waited a head.
We dominated the deathly hallows, and all was well.
Who are we? You may wonder.
We are the one's who stuck with Harry 'till the very end.
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You say Twlilight
Date a girl who reads. Date a girl who spends her money on books instead of clothes. She has problems with closet space because she has too many books. Date a girl who has a list of books she wants to read, who has had a library card since she was twelve.
Find a girl who reads. You’ll know that she does because she will always have an unread book in her bag.She’s the one lovingly looking over the shelves in the bookstore, the one who quietly cries out when she finds the book she wants. You see the weird chick sniffing the pages of an old book in a second hand book shop? That’s the reader. They can never resist smelling the pages, especially when they are yellow.
She’s the girl reading while waiting in that coffee shop down the street. If you take a peek at her mug, the non-dairy creamer is floating on top because she’s kind of engrossed already. Lost in a world of the author’s making. Sit down. She might give you a glare, as most girls who read do not like to be interrupted. Ask her if she likes the book.
Buy her another cup of coffee.
Let her know what you really think of Murakami. See if she got through the first chapter of Fellowship. Understand that if she says she understood James Joyce’s Ulysses she’s just saying that to sound intelligent. Ask her if she loves Alice or she would like to be Alice.
It’s easy to date a girl who reads. Give her books for her birthday, for Christmas and for anniversaries. Give her the gift of words, in poetry, in song. Give her Neruda, Pound, Sexton, Cummings. Let her know that you understand that words are love. Understand that she knows the difference between books and reality but by god, she’s going to try to make her life a little like her favorite book. It will never be your fault if she does.
She has to give it a shot somehow.
Lie to her. If she understands syntax, she will understand your need to lie. Behind words are other things: motivation, value, nuance, dialogue. It will not be the end of the world.
Fail her. Because a girl who reads knows that failure always leads up to the climax. Because girls who understand that all things will come to end. That you can always write a sequel. That you can begin again and again and still be the hero. That life is meant to have a villain or two.
Why be frightened of everything that you are not? Girls who read understand that people, like characters, develop. Except in the Twilight series.
If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are.
You will smile so hard you will wonder why your heart hasn’t burst and bled out all over your chest yet. You will write the story of your lives, have kids with strange names and even stranger tastes. She will introduce your children to the Cat in the Hat and Aslan, maybe in the same day. You will walk the winters of your old age together and she will recite Keats under her breath while you shake the snow off your boots.
Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable. If you can only give her monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, then you’re better off alone. If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who reads.
Or better yet, date a girl who writes.
Body: DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD
HE PULLS OUT A GUN
THE LITTLE GIRL SITS
SHE WALKS INTO THE
GIRL: HOW DID THAT MAN GET OFF OF THAT?
TEACHER: HE DIDN'T.
GIRL: YES HE DID.
TEACHER: NO HE DIDN'T.
GIRL: YES HE DID HE ALWAYS SAT NEXT TO
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Children Are Quick
TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
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The Ouran Alphabet
A is for Academy, which is where the Ouran students attend
B is for Boy-Lolita, which is Mitsukuni Haninozuka
C is for Cosplay, which the Hosts do every day
D is for Debt, which is 8 million yen
E is for Emo Corner, which is Tamaki's depression spot
F is for Female, which is Haruhi's true gender
G is for Guy, which Haruhi has to dress and act like to pay off her debt
H is for Hikaru, who is the confused one of the Hitachiin Twins
I is for Innocent, which Honey claims to be
J is for Jealousy, which Hikaru expresses towards Haruhi and Arai
K is for Kaoru, who is the sweetest of the Hitachiin Twins (and the best...)
L is for Love, which is the feeling that Hikaru doesn't quite understand
M is for Mori, who is the strong and silent type
N is for Nekozawa, who will put a curse on you if you don't watch your back
O is for Ootori, which is a big name in the medical business
P is for Puppet, and its name is Belzeneff
Q is for Quiet, which basically describes Mori
R is for Roses, which every Host Club member has in their own color
S is for Swimsuit, which the Hitachiin brothers would like to see Haruhi wear
T is for Tamaki, who considers himself as the "King" of the Host Club
U is for Usa-chan, which is the name of Honey's stuffed bunny
V is for Vocals, which Renge uses a lot
W is for Wonderland, where Haruhi had seen her mother
X is for X-Ray Vision, which the Hitachiin Brothers wish they had
Y is for Yaoi, which the Ouran show has a lot of thanks to the Hitachiin Twins
Z is for the Zuka Club, which Haruhi was almost forced to join
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Her name was Auroura
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
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My Favorite Keep Calms:
I'm a fangirl- I don't do "calm"
Keep Calm and Love Joey Graceffa
The Avengers Version of "Keep Calm":
Keep Calm and Throw Your Shield
Keep Calm and Suit Up
Keep Calm and Shoot Arrows
Keep Calm and Hulk Smash
Keep Calm and KNEEL!!!!
Keep Calm You Mewling Quim
Keep Calm Reindeer Games
Keep Calm and Do Shakespeare in the Park
Keep Calm and Eat Poptarts
Keep Calm Capsicle
Keep Calm or Hulk Out
Keep Calm It's the Bald Pirate (Sorry Fury!)
Keep Calm I Have Red in my Ledger
Keep Calm Love is for Children
Keep Calm Because Steve and Thor Just Broke the Microwave
Keep Calm because They Broke the TV too
Keep Calm Because They Also Broke Tony's Phone and Jarvis
Keep Calm Because Tony is Planning Revenge
Keep Calm Because Tony made Pepper Angry
Keep Calm Because There's a War In the Avengers Tower
Keep Calm Because Clint Joined The War
Keep Calm Because When Clint Joins Natasha Joins
Keep Calm Because Bruce Just Hulked Out
Keep Calm Because Everybody Ran Away Now
May the Keep Calms Continue!!!
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Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts, while others come into our lives and make us wanna leave footprints on their face.
"Forget the Wands and Rings Pendragon all the way"
"Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend." — Stephen King
"When the love of Hermione's life left her she continued to search for the keys to destroying the worlds most powerful dark wizard. When the love of Bella's life left her she curled up in a fetal position, went numb for months then jumped of a cliff"
"Godric Gryffindor taught us to be brave and daring.
Helga Hufflepuff taught us to be kind always and to be fair, just, and loyal.
Rowena Ravenclaw taught us that wit beyond measure is a man's greatest treasure.
Salazar Slytherin taught us to be ambitious and about leadership.
Bellatrix Lestrange taught us that not all villains aren't likable.
Narcissa Malfoy taught us that mothers would to anything to make sure their child is safe.
Percy Weasley taught me that, in the end, no career is worth sacrificing your family.
Sybill Trelawney taught me that you cannot change the past, only the future.
Fleur Delacour taught me that love isn't based on appearance.
Minerva McGonagall taught me that a good cause is worth fighting for at any age.
Hedwig taught me that the love we have for our pets is very real.
Rubeus Hagrid taught us to love and care for all creatures, no matter how odd.
Mr. Arthur Weasley taught us that maybe Muggles aren't so bad after all.
Mrs. Molly Weasley taught us that we can always rely on our mothers.
Sirius Black taught us how to stay loyal, how to get back up and fight for your friends.
James Potter taught us that a sacrifice can really go a long way.
Lily Potter taught us that there is always beauty in everyone, no matter how deep it is inside.
Remus John Lupin taught us that whatever life throws at you, keep going on.
Severus Snape taught us to fight for true love.
Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore taught us that there is life beyond death.
Dobby taught me that freedom is a very special gift.
Fred and George Weasley taught us that sometimes all we need is a good laugh.
Luna Lovegood taught us that it's always best to be ourselves.
Neville Longbottom taught us that courage is standing up for what is right, even when you're scared out of your mind.
Ginevra Weasley taught us how to stay strong.
Draco Malfoy taught us that it's okay to make mistakes.
Hermione Jean Granger taught us that there's nothing wrong to have a thirst for knowledge.
Ronald Bilius Weasley taught us that all we need is a loyal friend till the end.
Harry James Potter taught us that there is always something worth fighting for.
Joanne Rowling taught us about love and friendship, and she gave us all these heroes to remember"
"Ten Things Twilight Taught Me
1) 107-year-old people are HAWT.
15) How to count! =]
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'
His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'
'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
'My mommy loves white roses.'
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.
I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or
"What doesn't kill you simply makes you... Stranger" - the Joker
"Where is the batman? At home! washing his tights!"- the Joker
'At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
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When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
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When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favourite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you act completely, well, crazy and make a total fool of yourself and don’t even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being (every cell in your body) to Eragon, Star Wars, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favourite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-mums glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school excursion to bush gardens, laugh for two hours straight WHILE riding rollercaosters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your friends, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when you claim you can walk on water and then get your best friend to hold you by your waist in the air and you move your legs in a walking movement (It works!!) Crazy is when you fight with your friend over which vegetable you want to be. Crazy is when you say pineapple and then threaten to slap .someone if they even mention the word; claiming that it's yours. Crazy is when you have a whole glass of coke in one go and go so hyper you laugh for several hours straight and bounce on your knees on your friend's bed until it breaks (it was an accident okay). Crazy is when you walk up to random people in the swimming pool and do a Rose Tyler impersonation and ask what planet your on. Crazy is when you walk up to someone you've never seen before in the street and sprout some random technobabble that ends with "And that's why you should always carry a banana around with you." Crazy is when you ruin your science exams by answering them using only Gallifreyan numerals and covering it in other random...alien symbols, and then trying to pass it off as legitimate to the Head of Department, by claiming that really, you honestly are a timelady from the planet Gallifrey. Crazy is when you insist on dressing up as Doctor Who characters for an Olympic themed fundraiser, then end up going as an Olympic Torch instead! Crazy is when you can't sit in Physics without nicking the teacher's shaky thing! Crazy is when you do a headstand against you classroom wall and start to sing "By the Sea" from Sweeney Todd. Crazy is when you quote disney movies to your family and laugh hysterically at their reactions Crazy is when you tie your shirt so your stomach is showing, put on short shorts and run around outside in the middle of winter, just because you can.If you're crazy and crazy about it, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done too
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Draco Malfoy and the Rejected Handshake
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)
[Professor McGonagall demonstrates a waltz with Ron as her partner]
Dumbledore: Eternal glory! That's what awaits the student who wins The Triwizard Tournament, but to this that student must survive three tasks. Three EXTREMELY DANGEROUS tasks.
Hermione: It's not going to work.
[after the dragon has run into the teachers stand]
Arthur Weasley: Get out of the kitchen, Ron! Everybody's hungry!
Professor McGonagall: The house of Godric Gryffindor has commanded the respect of the wizarding world for nearly ten centuries. I will not have you, in one night, besmirching that name by behaving like a babbling, bumbling band of baboons!
Ron: There's no one like Krum! He's like a bird the way he rides the wind! He's more than an athlete! He's an artist.
George: Ready Fred?
Fred: We knew you wouldn't die, Harry!
George: Four People will go down...
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)
Ron: I didn't mean to open it.
Fred Weasley: Nice try Harry, but not good enough
Ron: [as Harry lays unconcious] Looks a bit peaky, doesn't he?
Harry: "Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs are proud to present the Marauder's Map."
[about the newspaper clipping Ron was showing Harry and Hermione]
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)
[Harry sees a little boy crying, and Fred and George are comforting him]
Arthur Weasley: [raising his glass] To Harry Potter, without whom I may not be here. To Harry.
Fred Weasley: You know, George, I've always felt out futures lay outside the world of academic achievement.
Dolores Umbridge: [to the students at the great hall during their first dinner] I hope that we all are going to be good very good friends.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)
Alastor 'Mad-Eye' Moody: [handing out Polyjuice Potion] Fair warning, it tastes like goblin piss.
Fred Weasley: How you feeling, Georgie?
Fred Weasley, George Weasley: [after the Seven Potters transformation] Wow, we're identical!
Fred Weasley: [to George] Pathetic! With the whole wide world of ear-related humor before you, you go for holey?
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)
Oliver Wood: We play our game, Hufflepuff doesn't stand a chance. We're stronger, quicker and smarter.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001)
Molly Weasley: [looks at Fred, hoping to get him onto platform 9 3/4] Fred, you next.
Fred Weasley: Well done, Harry. Wood's just told us.
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)
Ron Weasley: How much are these?
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011)
George Weasley: You okay, Freddie?
Stupid Test ( if you get 18 or more you're stupid)
( ) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
( ) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were not talking.
(x) You have run into a glass/screen door.
( ) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
(x ) You have run into a tree.
( ) It IS possible to lick your elbow
( ) You just tried to lick your elbow.
(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.
(x) You just tried to sing them.
( ) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
( ) You have choked on your own spit.
( ) You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was written twice
(x) You just looked at it.
( ) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.
( ) People have called you slow.
total so far= 8
(x) You have accidentally caught something on fire (It.Just.Happened Okay?!)
( ) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
( ) You have caught yourself drooling.
( ) You’ve fallen asleep in class
( ) If someone says “fart” you laugh.
( ) You just laughed.
total so far= 9
( ) Sometimes you just stop thinking
( ) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
( ) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
(x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
( ) You use your fingers to do simple math.
total so far= 10
( ) You have eaten a bug
(X) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important (I have to do 2 projects right now actually...)
(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in/on your hand, pocket, head, etc.
total so far= 13
(x) You break a lot of things.
( ) Your friends know not to use big words around you
(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
(x) You have fallen out of your chair before
(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
Total all together= 17 (wooohooo!)
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him
I TRULY BELIEVE IN GOD WITH ALL OF MY HEART. HE ALLOWED HIS ONLY SON TO DIE ON THE CROSS FOR OUR SINS. IT'S REALLY COOL BECAUSE, NO MATTER HOW MUCH I SAY I LOVE GOD, I KNOW THAT HE WILL ALWAYS LOVE ME MORE.
TRUE STORY: A teenage girl, about 17, named Diane, had gone to visit some friends one evening, and time passed quickly as each shared his/her various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town, and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.
When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley, she noticed a man standing at the end as though he was waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her; she felt though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley way just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she can identify him.
She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man have been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they can do for her.
She asked if they can ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.
When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking either side of her."
Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.
Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won't repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. (Amen to that!)
An atheist professor of philosophy asks one of his new students to stand.
"You're a Christian, aren't you, son?"
"Yes, sir," the student says.
"So you believe in God?"
"Is God good?"
"Sure! God's good."
"Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?"
Now the professor asks, "Are you good or evil?"
"The Bible says I'm evil," replies the student.
The professor grins knowingly.
"Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a moment. "Here's one for you. Let's say there's a sick person over here and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help him? Would you try?"
"Yes, sir, I would."
"So you're good…!"
"I wouldn't say that."
"But why not say that? You'd help a sick and maimed person if you could. Most of us would if we could. But God doesn't."
The student does not answer, so the professor continues. "He doesn't, does he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer, even though he prayed to Jesus to heal him. How is this Jesus good? Hmmm? Can you answer that one?"
The student remains silent.
"No, you can't, can you?" the professor says. He takes a sip of water from a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax.
"Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?"
"Er… yes," the student says.
"Is Satan good?"
The student doesn't hesitate on this one. "No."
"Then where does Satan come from?"
The student falters. "From God," he answers after a few moments.
"That's right. God made Satan, didn't he? Tell me, son. Is there evil in this world?"
"Evil's everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything, correct?"
"So who created evil?" The professor continued, "If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil."
Again, the student has no answer. "Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things, do they exist in this world?"
The student squirms on his feet. "Yes."
"So who created them?"
The student does not answer again, so the professor repeats his question. "Who created them?" There is still no answer. Suddenly the lecturer breaks away to pace in front of the classroom. The class is mesmerized. "Tell me," he continues onto another student. "Do you believe in Jesus Christ, son?"
The student's voice betrays him and cracks. "Yes, professor, I do."
The old man stops pacing. "Science says you have five senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Have you ever seen Jesus?"
"No, sir. I've never seen Him."
"Then tell us if you've ever heard your Jesus?"
"No, sir, I have not."
"Have you ever felt your Jesus, tasted your Jesus or smelt your Jesus? Have you ever had any sensory perception of Jesus Christ, or God for that matter?"
"No, sir, I'm afraid I haven't."
"Yet you still believe in him?"
"According to the rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your God doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?"
"Nothing," the student replies. "I only have my faith."
"Yes, faith," the professor repeats. "And that is the problem science has with God. There is no evidence, only faith."
The student stands quietly for a moment, before asking a question of his own. "Professor, is there such thing as heat?"
"Yes," the professor replies. "There's heat."
"And is there such a thing as cold?"
"Yes, son, there's cold too."
"No, sir, there isn't."
The professor turns to face the student, obviously interested. The room suddenly becomes very quiet. The student begins to explain. "You can have lots of heat, even more heat, super-heat, mega-heat, unlimited heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat, but we don't have anything called 'cold'. We can hit up to 458 degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold; otherwise we would be able to go colder than the lowest, minus 458 degrees.
"Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-458 F) is the total absence of heat. You see, sir, cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat we can measure in thermal units because heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it."
Silence across the room. A pen drops somewhere in the classroom, sounding like a hammer.
"What about darkness, professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?"
"Yes," the professor replies without hesitation. "What is night if it isn't darkness?"
"You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is not something; it is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light, but if you have no light constantly you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? That's the meaning we use to define the word.
"In reality, darkness isn't. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?"
The professor begins to smile at the student in front of him. This will be a good semester. "So what point are you making, young man?"
"Yes, professor. My point is, your philosophical premise is flawed to start with, and so your conclusion must also be flawed."
The professor's face cannot hide his surprise this time. "Flawed? Can you explain how?"
"You are working on the premise of duality," the student explains. "You argue that there is life and then there's death; a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure.
"Sir, science can't explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it.
"Now tell me, professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from monkeys?"
"If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, young man, yes, of course I do."
"Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?"
The professor begins to shake his head, still smiling, as he realizes where the argument is going. A very good semester, indeed.
"Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an ongoing endeavour, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you now not a scientist, but a preacher?"
The class is in uproar. The student remains silent until the commotion has subsided.
"To continue the point you were making earlier to the other student, let me give you an example of what I mean."
The student looks around the room. "Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the professor's brain?" The class breaks out into laughter.
"Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor's brain, felt the professor's brain, touched or smelt the professor's brain? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, with all due respect, sir.
"So if science says you have no brain, how can we trust your lectures, sir?"
Now the room is silent. The professor just stares at the student, his face unreadable.
Finally, after what seems an eternity, the old man answers. "I guess you'll have to take them on faith."
"Now, you accept that there is faith, and in fact, faith exists with life," the student continues. "Now, sir, is there such a thing as evil?"
Now uncertain, the professor responds, "Of course, there is. We see it every day. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil."
To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist, sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light."
The professor sat down.
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OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
And remember only two defining forces have ever
And the American Soldier.
One died for your soul,
If you agree... Keep it going
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
12 Characters- Ok so I've seen this on like a million accounts so...here I go :)
4. Tom Riddle
5. Jace Lightwood
All of the characters are in girl scouts (hmmm...). Which would earn the "Write All About It" badge first?
Harry and Merlin (10 0r 1)
All of the characters go camping together and suddenly see a UFO landing. Which character(s) would board the craft?
Everyone is competing in the Summer Olympics. Which would take the gold in the high jump events?
What if the characters were answers from a Magic 8 Ball? Which would be "You can count on it!"?
What if they were precious metals? Which would be platinum?
Each of the characters have purchased a brand new computer. Which would call everyone else needing an explanation on how to use it?
1) You're out on a night out with 8 when you're savagely and drunkenly attacked by 2. What does 8 do? So me and Gwaine are out (Dreamily looks at the sky) and we’re attacked by a drunk Arthur (imagining Arthur drunk is very funny) Gwaine would kick his butt as usual then we’d continue on our way like nothing happened.
2) What would happen if 9 got 5 pregnant?
Jace and Gwen??? No! Eeew...Just not a good thing to think since I'm a CLARY/Jace and and a ARTHUR/Gwen/Merlin lol
3) 6 and 11 go to a strip club. What happens?
4) 7 and 12 are making out when 4 walks in. What's 4's reaction?
Percival and Morgana are making out hahaha then TOM RIDDLE comes in "..." I have nothing to say to that
5) 10 falls in love with 3. 1 is jealous, what happens?
Harry and Freya falls in love with each other (WHAT THE FUCK!) then MERLIN!!! is jealous "..." Merlin would probably go on silent treatment and glare at everyone
6) 4 pulls up beside you, and offers you a lift. Will you take it?
Hell Yeah!!!! teenage Tom is very very very hot (stares at Young Tom's picture at my desk)
7) Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Percival is an awesome knight and Gaius is an old physician. Lets think shall we????
8) 10 is getting ready to marry 5, when 9 runs in to stop the ceremony. What is 9's reason?
Harry and Jace are about to get married when Gwen stops the ceremony.Because Harry is actually Arthur's reincarnation that explains things a LOT
9) Give a title of a romance movie about 3 and 12.
Freya and Morgana???? "I stole Merlins GF"
10) Fill in the blanks: "(1) and (9) are in a happy relationship, until (9) runs off with (2). (1), brokenhearted, has a short relationship with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (8) and finds true love with (3)."
Merlin and Gwen are in a happy relationship until Gwen runs off with Arthur (it's actually true except for the next part) Merlin, broken hearted has a short relationship with Neville (...) and a brief unhappy affair with Gaius (Dies from the horror) then follows the wise advise of Gwain (*snorts* him!??? he's a ...) and finds true love with Freya.
Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso .
5. In the Memo Field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
6. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with The Prophecy."
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify that your drive-through order Is "To Go."
9. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
10. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I Won!, I Won!"
11. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives. They're loose!!"
12. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
13. And the Final Way to keep a Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!
I have absolutely no idea if I already posted this
33 Things to do in an Elevator:
Hi guys! I want to see how you think of a story I'm about to make please tell me what you think and no teasing you can ignore yes but no teasing please
Tittle: It's better not to know anything, Than to know about it
Cover: (Entry of Chapter 1)
Young: For me young is a very delicate word, a word that has many meanings both good and bad... Young: a person who is care-free,ignorant,jubilee in a much more... none offensive meaning, happy (I guess) you can see a 95 year old man smiling in his death yet in my eyes he still looks young.. You could see a woman laughing making jokes around yet she old.. older than anyone in that room could be... like they say 'Don't Judge a book by it's cover' so who am I to judge? I'm a 11 year old british girl that can't even spell the word 'Psicologyst' right you might close this book thinking that I'm highly mental well I want to tell you I'm Alexandria Noble Smith a member of the 'smart' Smith Family younger sister of Jhonathan 'Junie' Jack Smith...yes him remember me now? He's the known as 'The Prodigy of the Prodigies' as I used to call him but now he's dead... murdered just a few months ago but I know what REALLY happened and some of them are already crying up in jail but just after those months they've been after me too 'cause once you got the creator of Modern Technology kill of his little sister too! I'm telling you I might be good at some things but no I'm the shame in the family I suck at Music and History not to mention I failed at Astrology I might go to a fancy old school but that's the thing it's too OLD.
Summary: Alexandria Smith is moved to a creepy boarding school by the 'best' parents in the entire world! (Note the sarcasm) To top that off her bigger, older, smarter brother gets murdered by a team called 'Gellospy' another thing is in that very same school things happen... Much out of the ordinary but lately stranger things began to happen as she begins to have startling notes inside her own email account... Just as killers began to plot her own death... The school has it's tricks of its own things might not seem what they do seem...