Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.
"the only thing I have to declare is my genius." - oscar wilde.
(possibly to an animated squirrel named heidy)
(it's a healthy relationship. honest)
basics: we all reside from the land with three props, eleven actors and one studio, take bbc television shows far too seriously, are addicted to lower case (alitis) and honestly can't type to save our lives.
our helpline: is your life being slowly taken over by various heartbreakingly perfect bbc televison programmes? do you spend half of your life squealing with joy over fictional characters and the other half crying over their general flawlessness? do the above statements apply to you? if the answer is yes, then, you need ellexidy's life lessons: a fun, angsty and slashy way to meet people just like you.
sample topics of discussion:
'why ellexidy is perf 101'
for more information, call 1-800-fangirls-shall-reign.
ships we sail: johnlock - wolfstar - merthur - brolin - muffius (gaius/muffins) - charocs - glasglow - rivella - ellexidy
our anthem: "WE ARE ONEEE, SO LET'S SET THIS SHIP ON FIIIIIRE, WE CAN SHIP HARDERRRR THAN THE SUUUUUUN."
(to be sung in times of great difficulty and dilemma, when triplet-like qualities are displayed or even just if a sing-a-long is fancied)
our codebook: where you sit in the fandom is crucial, 'cause you got everybody there. you've got your newbies, slash shippers, hipsters, unaccepted!pairings shippers, scorrose shippers, scorlily shippers, canon shippers, other fandom authors, girls who ship wolfstar, girls who ship siriusoc, people who group their text, mods, sexually active authors, the greatest people you will ever meet (the wives) and the worst. beware of the twilighters.
"how small you are for such a great destiny." - kilgharrah, merlin.