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Author has written 9 stories for Twilight, Mythology, Death Note, Misc. Books, Stargirl, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.


FAN FICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.


If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be dumb.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be an over controlling freak.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be irresponsible.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a gay.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be a stupid, stuck up snob.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling freak.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a freak.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.(Actually, I do well in a fight.)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a vampire.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m NOT THE MOST POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be gay.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I have MY OWN WAY OF DOING THINGS, so I MUST not care if I do it right or not.
I'm a PATRIOT so I MUST think I'm Captain America.
I like HORROR so I MUST be disturbed.


If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.(Oh, YES!)

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile

98 of teenagers do drugs and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If people think you are mentally disturbed...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.


For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favourite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favourite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Twilight related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every piece of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you start saying different names from random shows with your friend just to see who knows more names. Crazy is if you've fallen while going UP stairs and brought some down with you and the started laughing at THEM...and then yourself later. Crazy is getting into a physical fight with your best friend and laughing the whole time. Crazy is rolling around the floor laughing at absolutely NOTHING. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!


'It's always in the last place you look' Well, yes, because you stop looking after you find it!

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly I think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," I don't think many people would be dead...

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

When life gives you lemons, start reading them!


The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...
When I was born I was BLACK,
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.

But you sir,
When you're born you're PINK,
When you grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me coloured?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...


OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE:

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

RIP. We shall remember.

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QBR by Cassodembreankia reviews
There's only one person on the planet with the computer skills to hack the secret base. And it's not Tony Stark. It's the hacker that made Stark Tower's cable network play My Little Pony for 72 Hours straight.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,963 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Agent Phil Coulson, OC
Jeff x Jane Failed Dinner Party by Mr. War reviews
A past Jeff the Killer x Jane story. What if Jeff had other plans for Jane besides burning her? AU (Alternative Universe)
Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,715 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 5/10/2013
Madness (Jeff the Killer x Jane the Killer) by Jadestuck reviews
Jane has the best plot she could ever think of. After 4 years of searching for Jeff, they get into a heated battle...that is until the cops show up. With Jeff's slaughtered victims in the house, they become runaway criminals. Survivor Amadeus, is ready to avenge his family. Will Jane let Jeff die in the hands of another murderer? Or will she repay him for saving her life?
Book X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,176 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 6/2/2013
Withered Love (Jeff The Killer x Jane The Killer) by Dreamy Loner reviews
This is an alternate version of how Jeff and Jane turn into sadistic serial killers. Everything is seemingly perfect when they first meet and fall in love with each other. Yet, a fatal prank that goes wrong plunges the two into endless torment. As Jeff's sanity slowly fades, Jane realizes their love will never be the same again. Jeff x Jane, Liu x Jane in later chapters! AU.
Book X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,981 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 4/30/2014
To Our Dear Nations by fanofmusic9292 reviews
Ever wondered what your favorite nations are up to? Have you wanted to ask them something, or even just say hello? Perhaps now is your chance, if you'd like. The nations have decided that they would like you, the reader, to send them letters of virtually anything and everything. You can ask any one of them, and they will be sure to answer you right away! Care to send one ?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 26,013 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 5/30/2014
(Jeff The Killer x Jane The Killer) A Reunion by BadKittyO.O reviews
Jeff and Jane are reunited once again but what will happen... -A love triangle is in effect in this fanfiction!-
Book X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,507 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 7/31/2013
GBeilschmidt by gimme.that.booty reviews
It started with Matthew Williams falling in love with a red-eyed man over Instagram then it suddenly turned into a gang fight and strange foreign men appearing at his doorstep? Party at the William's residence! A PruCan. WARNING: this is a crack fic. Don't expect any serious plot. OFFENSIVE HUMOUR IN LATER CHAPTERS IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE DO NOT READ
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,109 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Canada, Prussia
Two Eyes Never Sees by stripesthetiger11 reviews
Being left with a disability, Olivia struggles through life. But when she learns about the Slenderman, she thinks he could be the answer to her problems. Don't like, don't read.
Slender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,452 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 6/10/2013
Hurt by Precious93 reviews
New summary! Follows Clint and Natasha anytime either one of them is hurt physically and/or emotionally. This will be a series of (mostly) one-shots that somehow all interconnect to each other but have nothing to do with each other.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,306 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
I'm Yours by bane.lightwood.herondale reviews
"You can use me, Alec." Magnus said, wondering if he would come to regret the words. "I won't tell anyone if you're not ready, but you can use me to satisfy yourself." Magnus moved to kiss the corner of Alec's mouth, half on his skin, half on his lips, "I'm yours." The Warlock promised. Magnus Bane has made it his mission to make Alec Lightwood happy. Will he succeed? [COB]
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,145 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Little Talks by LilMissLibra reviews
Emil can see ghosts, which wouldn't be such a big deal if his new house wasn't haunted by one. Warning for mentions of suicide. DenNorIce.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,634 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Iceland, Norway, Denmark
Love Challenge by Animefangirl101 reviews
The Bad Touch Trio have decided that its about time everyone confessed to their crush. Of course through a challenge! Pairings: GerIta, PruAus, SwissLiech, RoChu, CanUkr, RomaBul, FraPan, SpaMano, LietPol, USUK, HongIce, DenNor, SuFin, MonaSey, TurGre, HunBela, EstLat, TaiViet, NewAus, NetherBel Minor: SeaWy, GerRo Human AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,316 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 7/31/2014
English Class Sucks by exiledasrogue reviews
Speaking has always been something that Berwald isn't particularly good at, and he's not pleased to find that he's going to be graded on it. His only hope is that maybe his friend Tino can teach him something about emotion. It's too bad that Tino can barely decipher his own emotions in the first place. SuFin; Sweden x Finland; High School AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Published: 8/10/2014 - [Finland, Sweden] - Complete
62 Things the Avengers are Not Allowed to Do by AchievingKitKat reviews
Coulson starts to write up rules as to the things that the Avengers are not allowed to do based on the daily happenings whilst on the Helicarrier. 62 of them in fact. T for swearing etc.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 25,915 - Reviews: 1930 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson
You're Mine by Reda reviews
After discovering that Prussia's been chatting up the girls at the bar, Canada's anger rises and he plans a little surprise for the flirty albino. [PruCan/ CanPru]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,345 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/12/2014 - [Canada, Prussia]
Snapshots From A Photo Album by KittieKat121 reviews
You know how photo albums just show little snippets of a persons life? Each picture telling a different story, and none of them related to each other? This is a collection of one-shots about Alice and Jasper - cute little moments that pop into my head. All the good, and bad times in their lives...hope you enjoy reading it as much as i enjoy writing it ;)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 47,540 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Jasper, Alice
Eternity by LisaLovesCurry reviews
Here's a series of Carlisle/Esme one-shots about their years as a couple, as parents, and as individuals. Some fluff, some angst, and lots of stories from various points of view. Hope you enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 300 - Words: 530,854 - Reviews: 4076 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Mixed Emotions ( Jeff the Killer x Jane the Killer ) by Kyoki Otaku reviews
Jane has Jeff right where she wants him. There are people around, but she doesn't mind. She's ready to get revenge. However, why does he keep hitting on her? Why does she like it? Why does he beg her to kill him? Why doesn't she? Why does he attempt suicide right in front of her? Why does she save him? What is this feeling? Why can't she kill him? Rated M just in case.
Japanese Mythology - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,348 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 7/3/2013
Love, Bella by T. Alana M reviews
Dear fanfiction... The characters have a few things to say about ffn. Completed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 8,977 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seven Versts by ReadingBlueWolf reviews
There was an old Russian saying: "For a mad dog, seven versts is not a long detour." Simply put, this little trek through the wilderness would not deter her from bringing wrath upon Stark. Natasha x Clint *Complete*
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,920 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Targeting Target by Bird That Flies At Dawn reviews
Target, a place for low prices, great popcorn, and crazy psychotic pirate vampires...? Wait, that doesn't sound quite right... But the Cullens love chaos and random dancing, or as Jasper would say, "I love Target. You know who else I love? Joan Rivers. Yeah, you heard me. Joan, if you're reading this, hit me up. Wink wink." Wait...what? CRACKFIC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 62 - Words: 17,213 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Creepypasta Mansion by JigsawThePuppet reviews
Jeff the Killer, Laughing Jack, Smile Dog, Slenderman, The Rake, Jane the Killer and Eyeless Jack are all moving into a new house where a series of untold events will unravel...
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,423 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 9/6/2013
God of Cramp Healing by mispatch reviews
Darcy is feeling the discomfort of Mother Nature and Loki helps her out. Oneshot.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/15/2013 - [Darcy L., Loki] - Complete
Early Morning by Alfheimchick reviews
Steve and Thor use a kitchen. Natasha makes brownies and Clint and Tony eat them. The team celebrate Natasha's birthday. Thor and Jane's engagement party. Clintasha, Pepperony and Thane FTW!
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,078 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Pepper P. - Complete
Let's Tell Scary Stories! by Pre-Ragnarok reviews
A bunch of Harry Potter characters who find themselves stuck in a tent together decide to tell scary stories to pass the time. Rated T for scary stories. M if you're home alone and believe in axe-wielding psychopaths that can appear at any time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,273 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Thousand Years by BlinkYourEyes reviews
A series of one-shots centered around the couples of Twilight. Requests welcomed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,116 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013
I Wan' Qwill! by wannabevampiregal reviews
Series of one - shots based on the cutest child in La Push, Claire and her imprint Quil. Read and Review! Chapter 2 uploaded! :)
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Claire, Quil Jr.
Just Give Me A Reason by SoaringOnImaginaryWings reviews
Clint Barton and Natasha Romanoff are not perfect. Their ledgers are full of red, their memories of pain and suffering, and their dreams of demons that will never leave them alone. Being an assassin does that to a person. But when they're together, they feel don't feel broken, just bent. Can they learn to love again? Songfic with Just Give Me A Reason by P!nk.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,784 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Guideline To Living With The Avengers Part II by szynka2496 reviews
Now including Peter Parker! After my unfortunate accident where I lost the first guideline, Fury made me re-do the whole guideline. When will he understand that no one is going to follow these rules? Signed Jackie Walker. Rated T for language and other stuff. SEQUEL TO GUIDELINE TO LIVING WITH THE AVENGERS
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 16,339 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Wonderful Phrases by Kairacahra1869 reviews
Where Turkey and Greece help define several slang words we use in English. Contains: TurGre, lemons, limes, and my terrible endings... 'OTL And my terrible title! "OTL Also, beware of mistakes. My laptop has been hijacked by mi padre, so I'm typing and updating from my tablet...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,631 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Turkey, Greece - Complete
A Little Problem by Dark Princess Of Daydreaming reviews
Earth's Mightiest Heroes are getting older...and SHIELD intends to fix that. But then the Avengers get a little TOO young and suddenly Pepper is left to deal with a bunch of children ages 3-15. Very cute...but poor Pepper! A rogue SHIELD agent and a 14-year-old mischief god add to the trouble. A little clintasha and pepperony among other stuff.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,244 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Pepper P., Iron Man/Tony S., Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Five Days by He's-Her-Lobster41319 reviews
Five days. He was five days late, and Natasha was losing her mind. Rating is mostly for language. Please R&R!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Long Road Home by A Hopeless Wanderer reviews
After particularly bad missions, the team helps Steve pick up the pieces. Shameless whump and team bonding.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,244 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Captain America/Steve R.
Faintly Like Roses by mholub00 reviews
He can feel her next to him and he thinks she smells like an angel might and faintly like roses. (One-shot)
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
As A Survivor by Harkpad reviews
Clint has to go on a talk show where they try and get him to give advice to kids, which annoys him. Do they not understand what he does for a living? Later he realizes maybe he might have something to say to some kids. Very minor Clint and Natasha friendship, but really this is all Clint.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Property of Natasha by A-Box-Of-Scraps reviews
Clint wakes up, and rushes late to a meeting. Once there, he has a unexpected surprise. Question is, what will Natasha think? Clintasha fluff.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
JANE FOSTER: USER GUIDE AND UNIT MANUAL by SkywardWriter reviews
This is another manual for one of the many units created by the Skyward Units Company. Please read before removing your unit from its box. Do not shake or disturb the contents of the box to avoid any possible injuries. This is for Thor's beautiful girlfriend, Jane Foster. Enjoy.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Complete
Tony, Take That Off by Angel McCartney reviews
Pepper's bets usually end up in embarrassing situations and the bet today made the most embarrassing situation in Tony's life.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Complete
Falling by Dark Princess Of Daydreaming reviews
"He's not coming back." The words kept repeating, but they didn't make sense. Clint would never leave her...he promised. How can he be gone? And in her broken state, she whispered three impossible words: "I loved him." Told from Natasha's POV, rated T to be safe. Please R&R.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,129 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.] - Complete
I'd Tell You by highlyfunctioningmikyla reviews
She never told him. He on the other hand made an effort to tell her every day, sometimes several times a day. But just because she didn't tell him didn't mean that she didn't. But to her, love was for children. Clint/Natasha, Hawkeye/Black Widow. T for fairly non graphic smut. One-shot
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
So Are You Hungry? by mholub00 reviews
The darkness is disturbed by the ringing phone. (In which Clint and Natasha get a call from Tony.) (One-shot)
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Momma Pepper by ninjanervana reviews
Every group has something that holds it together, acknowledged or unacknowledged, something that keeps the group from shattering into pieces, something to keep its members from scattering to the winds. For the Avengers, it's Pepper Potts. Multi-chapter story.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,027 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Pepper P.
Troubled Waters by catzlovecheeze reviews
"I don't remember how old I was when I died. The only thing I remember, now, of my old life, is how the moon looked from underwater. Almost...corrupt." BENDROWNED onshot. My first creepypasta fic. Oneshot!
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Complete
Laundry Day by call-me-reggie reviews
It's start with an activity as innocent as laundry...
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Hammered by LadyBauer reviews
What if Pepper and Natasha got a little tipsy? Awesomeness, that's what - don't worry there's a little Clintasha in there too. So WARNING there's naughty stuff in here...Reviews mean love! (Oneshot)
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,784 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Pepper P. - Complete
After by He's-Her-Lobster41319 reviews
Another after shwarma story, because I don't do nearly enough of those... Please read and review.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
The Sinister Triple Dog Dare by madetohealxx reviews
Tony dares Clint to lick Bucky's metal arm as part of a science experiment. The results are not quite what Clint was expecting. (Set in the Earth's Mightiest Diner universe, but should make sense on its own.)
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Necklace by xRDJ603 reviews
Spoilers for Iron Man 3! I was slightly disappointed in how short the scene of Tony putting the necklace on Pepper was in the movie so, this is how I imagined it happening. Also, the meaning behind it is true if you take a close look! It completely went right over my head the first time watching.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/4/2013 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper
The Alphabet by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
A study in indecision; also a birthday present for a wonderful reader/reviewer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,002 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Afterwork love by SouthParkFirefly reviews
France helps relieve the stress of work for England. FemEngland x France Hetero WARNING: M, Smut, hetero and lemons
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2013 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Alice's Interview Shoes by DragonFairyDust reviews
She's got super strength, vampire speed and precognition... but apparently it takes a lot more to conquer the exciting world of fashion. This is a story that takes place a few minutes before an important job interview. Just a day in the life of the most fabulous of the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
More Than You Seem by The Cake Genius reviews
Mello thinks that half of the things Near says about himself are lies, anyway. In the end, he's not that different from a normal person. Poem, slight Mello/Near.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Near, Mello - Complete
Family Matters by Kat-Leo reviews
"I wish it were possible for us as well." He said thickly. "A little one of our own to dote on and to spoil; to teach them forgiveness and acceptance and the meaning of right and wrong. Show 'em there's still magic in the world and to believe. To teach them like you taught me." An innocent question gets Alice thinking. A little angst, mostly fluff. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Hero by Blurry-Blue-Sky reviews
Jasper is desperate to help when Alice's headaches start. He cannot stand to see her in pain and will do anything to take that pain away.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Five Times Clint Barton Lost His Train Of Thought by Alpha Flyer reviews
(And One Time Natasha Romanoff Did). What the title says - a series of vignettes. Trigger warning: reference to domestic violence.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Valentine (Love Awakens part 4) by Her Ability To Love reviews
Its Carlisle & Esme's first Valentine's Day together as a couple, just over a year after she was turned. As his Valentine's Day gift to her, Carlisle surprises Esme with the offer of a brand new start in a way that she didn't expect. Esme's POV. (Part 4 of my Carlisle/Esme series: Love Awakens.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,765 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
THE AVENGERS: Bus Stop by Little Miss Thalia Grace reviews
CRACK! The Avengers have to wait at a bus stop.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Complete
December with Clint and Natasha by queensansa reviews
A series of one-shots based on tumblr user horsekiguhoruss's december otp challenge
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,082 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
After Hour Comforts by DisneyNerds reviews
"'You disgust me.' An arrow stared her blank in the face as she froze under the glare her partner had on his face. 'Clint...' She whispered desperately. 'Go to Hell.' The arrow released." The nightmares flow through Natasha's mind as she is tormented by Loki's and her conversation. Can Clint Barton see past her iron gaze and comfort her in the training room of the Avenger's Tower?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
NATASHA ROMANOFF: UNIT USER GUIDE AND MANUAL by SkywardWriter reviews
Here it is, FINALLY! So, inside are the basic tips and facts about this unit. If you have ordered one of these units you MUST read this in order to survive! Quick note: This unit has no accessories because she can and may kill you with them.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
STEVE ROGERS: UNIT USER GUIDE AND MANUAL by SkywardWriter reviews
This is just basic information about your new unit. Enjoy!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
BRUCE BANNER: UNIT USER GUIDE AND MANUAL by SkywardWriter reviews
This is basic things you should know to take care of your unit and not die. This was fun to write. Hope you like it!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
CLINT HAWKEYE BARTON: UNIT USER GUIDE AND MANUAL by SkywardWriter reviews
Here's some basic info and tips on how to take care of and use your unit to the fullest extent!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
TONY STARK: UNIT USER GUIDE AND MANUAL by SkywardWriter reviews
Tips on how to care for your unit and basic information inside! This one has been asked for several times. Enjoy!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
100 days of Tony Stark Madness by shadowsontherun reviews
As the Avengers start to learn how to live together nothing will prepare them for the chaos that follows in the footsteps of Tony Stark. Watch how one man skillfully drives an elite crime fighting team of superheroes completely insane. He's got a suit, a hulk and a brain used for depravity that knows no bounds. Be prepared to laugh till your heart stops.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,171 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Red Lace by PendulumWings reviews
Tash is preparing for a mission and Clint is 'helping' pick out what she's going to wear. Mindless friendship, Blackhawk, and there's a boner, so that's always fun...I don't... even know... where this came from. Fluff? Eh. Maybe.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Not Quite a Kissing Book by shadoedseptmbr reviews
Clint and Natasha being fluffy. Also, knives.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Guideline To Living With The Avengers by szynka2496 reviews
including Loki and other characters. Rules you should- or not follow when you're living with The Avengers. But lets face it, no one would follow these rules, right? Right. Signed Jackie Walker. May contain some spoilers from the movie. Rated T because of language and other stuff that will come later... or not.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 23,995 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Darcy Does Dessert by CattusUmbra reviews
Avengers Tower has an awesome kitchen, Darcy has a sweet tooth, and the Avengers(and Loki) have a problem. Crackfic.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Complete
A Double Decker Bus by no white horse for me reviews
And if a double decker bus crashes into us, to die by your side is such a heavenly way to die / sentences on all the avengers characters - even the minors.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
To Each His Own by no white horse for me reviews
Before she knows it, she's screaming, and she knows Clint understands / natasha-centric, strong clintasha, mentions of suicide and "dark themes"
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Cleanliness is Next To by ittykat reviews
Or Five Memorable Showers Clint Barton and Natasha Romanoff Have Had, and One Time There Was a Bath Instead.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,425 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Sleeping Positions by ninjanervana reviews
All of the Avengers have particular ways they like to sleep. Whether it was during their life before the Avengers, when they sleep in S.H.I.E.L.D facilities or when they sleep in Stark Towers, they tend to sleep in the same position no matter what. It's just force of habit for them. Here's how I think they like to sleep.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Complete
just keep following the heartlines in your hand by strangervision reviews
My fluffy, a little feely, and a whole lot whimsical take, on why Natasha cut her hair.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Where One Goes, the Other Will Follow by Sinkme reviews
Rather dark-ish examination of what Clint and Natasha mean to each other from the pov of each of their teammates-Thor, Steve, Bruce, Tony in that order. Post-movie but non-specific time. Now translated into French by the awesome Hakiru-Chan.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Coulson and the Ice Cream Caper by Novelist N Training reviews
This is why the Avengers aren't allowed to do fun things. Second attempt at Avengers story. Don't own. God I love them.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
The Avengers Go Places by Anybodys reviews
What started as the Avengers fetching a few things for a SHIELD party has turned into stories of their outings.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,635 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012
Getting to Know You by QueenRiley reviews
When four of the Avengers fall victim to Asgardian technology and are turned into children, Tony is left to care for them. *pure crackfic*
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,508 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
Hell Hath No Fury by Sebi reviews
"What the hell is going on Nat!" Clint burst into her room, eyes blazing. Natasha really should learn to control her temper. Rated T for language to be safe.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Rebuild by the-ryter121 reviews
Natasha and Clint have survived their encounters with Loki, but no one said anything about being unscathed.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
What he doesn't see by Kit-Kat lov3r reviews
Jasper often considers himself a monster, and a burden on the family. He hates his scars and what they represent. But what does alice think? Does she secretly despise his scars, or do they make her feel safe? Last chapter in Jaspers POV :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,214 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Alice, Jasper
Body and Mind by angel-death-dealer reviews
He's not ashamed to say that he falls in love with her body first.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
We All Have Our Strengths by MS-Manuscript reviews
Despite all appearances, Loki was quite good with children. Mostly his own, but other children too. Even if their parents disapproved. Crack one-shot, Avenger!Loki/Norse!Loki, no pairings. Complete.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 62 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Loki - Complete
Big Damn Terrified Heroes by tobinfic reviews
The Avengers meet their match in the privacy of their own kitchen. Spoiler-free humourous crack fic!
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Burn by White Lioness Spirit reviews
The Avengers- Their chemistry burns so strongly that only the smallest spark is needed to set them ablaze. Clint/Natasha one-shot.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Eternal Hope, When Jasper Met Alice by BeautifulMessenger reviews
"You've kept me waiting a long time," she said. Her voice was soft, enticing, playful even. I was astounded. I had no frame of reference for this behavior or for the emotions she was drowning me in. Canon, Jasper & Alice, One Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,721 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
The Colors of Love by TheWeasleyBoys reviews
A collection of Kate and Garrett ficlets centered around the human color spectrum, and how it relates to their lives. -CHAPTER SIX UP!-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,816 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kate, Garrett
Insane and Rising by cydonic reviews
Five pairs of shoes Pepper Potts never wore again thanks to Tony Stark.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,502 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/18/2012 - V. Potts/Pepper, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
A Tale Told Through Kisses by nikkiRA reviews
Oneshot, AmyRory/ No one ever said it would be easy, being in love with Amy Pond.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Why Lovers Can Never Compete by Mackenzie L reviews
There was something undeniably romantic about opposing one's lover in a game of chess. They were unrelenting in this small-scale battle, both desiring to emerge the victor...but only one would win. Two-shot. Written for MelissaMargaret.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,939 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - [Carlisle, Esme] - Complete
Distance and Dissonance by heavy.sighs.and.sad.goodbyes reviews
It's hard sticking around when the person you love obviously doesn't feel as strong about you. Emmett.Rosalie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie
Question by pineapple desu reviews
Antonio had the stupidest questions sometimes. High school AU. Hint of Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/24/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Lost Possessions by foREVerAvengedSevenfold reviews
Emmett has lost his phone, and Rosalie offers to help him find it, but how does Emmett react when the caller hangs up on him? oneshot, really short
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Without Nutella or Elmo by Backyard Bottomslash reviews
An ordinary pass around story turns into an epic spoof of Twilight. Do not read if you are easily offended by us making Edward seem like a dog, or if you are easily offended in general.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Bella, Edward
Emmett's Back! by WhyFightAnEclipseWhenTheresJaz reviews
Charlie is called to arrest a Cullen. Guess who! Emmett! But Emmett's not alone. Laughing is guaranteed. Charlie Emmett Renesmee! XD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Charlie S., Emmett - Complete
Scary Stories by ignorance1 reviews
I’ve got a series of short scary stories for ya. My friend told me these and I swear, they will knock your socks off. Seriously, I couldn’t sleep after she told me them.THIS IS NOT TWILIGHT! anyway, READ AND REVIEW! I swear, theyre creepy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010
The Awkward Palm Tree by rainbowfish22 reviews
Emmett does The Awkward Palm Tree. Drabble.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Cell Block Tango by QuilAtearaWolf reviews
This is a Cell Block Parody. After the wolves push their women to far and they snap. It gets pretty funny. Come on in find out what happens to them!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Quil Jr. - Complete
Truce by heavy.sighs.and.sad.goodbyes reviews
I never thought Leah would call a truce into action. But she had. I wish she hadn’t.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Leah, Emily - Complete
The Day Caius Taught A Kindergarten Class by hopesandpastdesires reviews
Says it all in the title. Basically something that wouldn't happen even in Caius' wildest dreams, which he can't have, but you know.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Caius - Complete
the cullens crazy cat catastrophes by 123catdoglover reviews
Starts after breaking dawn. Cullens and cats. What will happen? Humorous
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009
Gore by addictedtotwilight21 reviews
My stories kind of have a pattern now...IRONY. The vampys watch a horror-flick.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Alice, Emmett
Nessie and the Zoo by 11June11 reviews
Nessie loves the zoo, unfortunately, the zoo doesn't love her. Nessie/Jacob fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,710 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Sparkly Vampire by Cranberries reviews
Summary inside, Crack Fic in which I bash the worshiped character known as Edward Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Edward - Complete
First by somakeitcount reviews
Jacob and Renesmee finally get to go on a date on their own. What will their time together lead up to? As told by Jacob Black. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Things that would've been funny in BD by LORiDERR reviews
Things that would've been funny in BD. SPOILERS. Meant to be funny. Duh..:D...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2008
Shrine by 11June11 reviews
Edward builds something... well, very interesting for Bella in his closet and worries how she will react when Alice shows it to her. BPOV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cullen's Bowling Adventure Extraordinaire by FidgeyTova reviews
SEQUEL to The Cullen's Crazy Mini Golf Extraordinaire! Emmett once again causes more trouble as the Cullen's go Glow Bowling! Please Review! Warning! 100% Crack!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
The Call of the Wolverine by ridesandruns reviews
A bored Wolverine and a cell phone mean trouble.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Logan/Wolverine, Cyclops - Complete
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All This Time reviews
All this time, Belarus' chasing of Russia has been to distract herself from her feelings for Estonia. He is her strength and yet also, her downfall. Can Estonia save Natalia from herself, her feelings, and he himself too? Human names used but not Human AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/30/2014 - Estonia, Belarus - Complete
The Alphabet of Us
A strange pair. Mismatched. Disconnected. Perfect, unusual puzzle pieces. This is us.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,055 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 4/16/2014
Tears of Stardust reviews
Goodnight, Stargirl. Love, Dori.
Stargirl - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2014 - Complete
Whispers reviews
Once upon a time, there where monsters. That time is now. This is the story of how I became what I am now. I am the Whisperer.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,855 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 11/11/2013
Pretty
To Louise, who I lie to all too often.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Complete
10 ways to annoy the death note characters reviews
How to annoy the death note characters. R&R. Enjoy.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Light Y., L, Misa A., Near
How To Save A Life reviews
L and Light after their deaths. Two shot. R&R. Enjoy.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Light Y., L, Misa A. - Complete
Heart of Egypt reviews
Read if you like Benjamin and Tia. R&R. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Benjamin, Tia - Complete
Passion reviews
Edward, my beautiful Edward.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Bella, Edward
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