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Sperm Donor Wanted
by OzellaMarie reviews
What do you do when your biological clock is ticking? Uh? You hit up your best friend's brother for 'donations'. Crazy little drabble fic with all the usual suspects. Edward/Bella-A/H-Humor-Lemons. All the fun stuff!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 5735 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 2,347 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Education of Professor Cullen
by sheviking reviews
College professor Edward Cullen is thoroughly annoyed by his student Ms. Swan. Everything about her bothers him, and he longs for the semester to be over. But what happens when he meets her one night when they aren't in school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 10769 - Favs: 9,241 - Follows: 6,985 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls
by bannerday reviews
After a mortifying first meeting, fan-fic writer, Bella, finds story inspiration in her distracting new neighbor, Edward. She thinks he's a player. He thinks she's crazy. But don't judge a book by its cover. There's more there than meets the eye. And Bella might just faint when she discovers who's reading her newest fic! Art imitates life imitates art. EDIT & RE-POST IN PROGRESS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 458,648 - Reviews: 25337 - Favs: 6,615 - Follows: 6,689 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Cullen Legacy
by pattyrose reviews
Legacy - A gift; sometimes unknowingly bestowed. Bella met Edward in a London pub, never imagining where each would be 7 years later: he a Congressman fueled by ever-growing political ambition, she the woman with an explosive secret that can end all his dreams. But Bella might soon find that revenge isn't all it's cracked up to be, and that Edward may harbor his own dark secrets.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 237,004 - Reviews: 15931 - Favs: 6,127 - Follows: 4,797 - Updated: 9/20/2016 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy
by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14887 - Favs: 7,812 - Follows: 7,038 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by popsicle99 reviews
VOTED TWICE AS THE LEMONADE STAND'S FAB FIVE FICS OF THE WEEK. Photographer Bella is heartbroken after her break up from Mike, but her best friend Rosalie has a plan to cheer her up - shooting a sexy calendar for Eclipse magazine. Lots of lemony fun! Featuring Bella, Edward and a whole feast of lovely Twi-guys! Stephenie Meyer owns all things Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 65,503 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by jlho reviews
Bella is a smart mouthed, celebrity hating P.A. to a Hollywood Stylist. Edward is an arrogant Hollywood playboy. What happens when their paths cross on the night of the Globes? Rated M for swears and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 179,340 - Reviews: 3568 - Favs: 5,146 - Follows: 3,808 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by planetblue reviews
He pissed me off and then he turned me on. Spectacularly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 83,093 - Reviews: 10414 - Favs: 5,952 - Follows: 4,202 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by pattyrose reviews
Edward's heart was broken by the girl he's loved for almost a decade. Drifter Bella wanders into Forks aimlessly one hot summer day. When their paths cross, he proposes a scheme to get them both their deepest desires. But things aren't always as they seem & Fate can have other plans. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,197 - Reviews: 7338 - Favs: 4,561 - Follows: 2,872 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
If We Ever Meet Again
by pattyrose reviews
High School for geeky Edward was a nightmare of mistakes, missed opportunities & insecurity issues. Six years later when fate hands him a second chance, will he know how to take it? Or will the insecure boy inside rear his head again? AH, E&B, Canon pairs
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 164,048 - Reviews: 3788 - Favs: 4,159 - Follows: 2,082 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
by OCDindeed reviews
March 16/06 the world the Cullens knew ended. Faith, hope & love are powerful things. Edward finds out how powerful they are when he loses the one person who made his life worth living. Not just an E/B story. Entire Cullen clan is here, each with their own hardships. Set during a post-apocalyptic nuclear war. Try the Prologue before passing judgment. You might be surprised! NM/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 325,178 - Reviews: 6710 - Favs: 4,550 - Follows: 3,241 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7223 - Favs: 5,704 - Follows: 4,151 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Is Who I Am
by pattyrose reviews
Edward Cullen, successful business exec/playboy/all around bad boy. Bella Swan, divorced mom/graphic artist/unwilling to trust her heart to the likes of someone like Edward again. Will she give him a chance? Does he even deserve one? AH, AU ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 362,984 - Reviews: 6328 - Favs: 6,325 - Follows: 2,679 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Woman Scorned
by Bella Baby24 reviews
Bella is betrayed by her husband. She writes a book based on the plan for revenge she wishes she could enact against her ex and his lover. How will Edward react when he sees Bella again and realizes that he's the inspiration behind the best-selling book?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,779 - Reviews: 5703 - Favs: 3,043 - Follows: 3,479 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009
by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12600 - Favs: 7,293 - Follows: 3,526 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
by EZRocksAngel reviews
Then he raised one eyebrow, shook his head, and sighed sympathetically, "Cockblocker Swan strikes again.” A collaboration between Ezrocksangel and Angstgoddess003 for the "When Love Was New contest". AH E/B Flangst
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,302 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 1,892 - Follows: 358 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It had to be you reviews
Edward and Bella meet under the strangest circumstances while seemingly having a perfect meet-cute, things quickly start to unravel. Can they find a way to be together when their circumstances make it impossible to make it work? Or are they so different after all? Can Kick-ass Bella and Bad-guy Edward conquer all? BxE Rated M for lemons and explicit language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,042 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Bella, Edward