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I am 17. I am female. Dirty blond hair as most call it and hazel eyes apparently but I consider them just brown. I suck at math. I am a crazy choir kid. I made a bet with my 26yr old sister that I would not drink until I was 30. Pretty sure I'm going to win since alcohol and drugs are like my biggest fear for some reason. I can't even manage to take medicine for a cold. I just tough it out and I even go to school when sick unless vomiting or something really bad that doctors say I Have to stay home. I don't like school but I feel the need to go since I don't like falling behind.
So basically I am a story writer not just for fanfiction. I consider myself an outcast though some would disagree. I find it hard to open up to people and that is why I consider myself to be an outcast.
I have eight original stories on my laptop, but am too scared to publish them. I made a blood pact with one of my friends so that if she publishes something in the future I have to publish one of mine so I will publish eventually since she is very motivated lately.
Golden Blood series is three books so far. 1: Golden Blood 2: Even the Purest of Hearts 3: Into the Abyss
Witchcraft isn't finished yet.
Nover isn't finished. I have to kill him to end it, but I'm hesitating because I like his personality.
Demons is just collecting dust in there along with the golden blood series.
Then there is the story without a name that is also collecting dust.
Finally there is 'Bad Luck'. I want to spell it in French so it sounds cooler so if anyone knows how to spell it in french tell me.
This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him.As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.
I'm that girl
The one that likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy
The one who always wonders what she did wrong
The one who writes to escape
The one who just wants to help
The one that really wants to make a difference
The one that sticks to her values
The one that refuses to believe that this is it
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow
The one who won't give in
The one won't give up
-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.
You say English, we say Japanese
You say cars, we say Nyan Cat
You say swords, we say Bleach
You say reality, we say anime
You say comics, we say manga
You say countries, we say Hetalia
You say hello, we say konichiwa
You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows
You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions
You only feel what your favorite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling
You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters
You think we're crazy, but we think you're just normal
You say souls, we say Soul Eater
You Say Ocean, We Say ONE PIECE
You Say Guild, We say FAIRY TAIL
You Say Ninja,We Say Naruto
You say Family, We say Vongola
You say notebook,We say DeathNote
You say Gay, We say Yaoi
You say rabbits, we say Flying Mint Bunny
You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otakus.
Re-post if you're a Otaku and proud
Copy and paste this on your profile please!
Im skinny so I must be anorexic
Im emo so I must cut my wrists
I'm a negro so I must carry a gun
Im blond so I must be a ditz
Im Jamaican so I must smoke weed
Im Haitian so I must eat cat
Im Asian so I must be sexy
Im Jewish so I must be gredy
Im gay so I must have aids
I'm a lesbian so I must have a sex-tape
Im Arab I must be a terrorist
I SPEAK MY MIND SO I MUST BE A BITCH
IM A GAY-RIGHTS SUPPORTER SO I WILL GO TO HELL
IM CHRISTIAN SO I MUST THINK GAY PEOPLE SHOULD GO TO HELL
Im religious so I must shove my beliefs down your thought
Im atheist so I must hate the world
I don't have a religion so I must be evil and have no morals
I'm a republican so I must not care about poor people
IM A DEMOCRAT SO I MUST NOT BELIVE IN BEING RESPONSIBLE
I am liberal so I must be gay
I'm southern so I must be white trash
I take (or used to take) anti-depressions so I must be crazy
Im a guy so I must want to get into your pants
Im Irish so I must have a drinking problem
Im Indian so I must own my own conviense store
Im native American So I must Dance around a fire screaming like a savage
Im a cheerleader so I must be a whore
Im a dancer so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear skirts a lot so I must be a slut
I'm a punk so I must do drugs
I'm rich so I must be a conceited snob
I WEAR BLACK SO I MUST BE GOTH OR EMO
I'm a white girl so I must be a consisted steal your money kind of girlfriend
I'm Cuban so I must spend my spare time rolling cigars
I'm not a virgan so I must be easy
I fell in love with a married man so I must be a home-wrecking whore
I'm a teenage mom so I must be an irresponsible slut
Im polish so I must wear my socks with sandals
I'm Italian so I must have a "big one"
Im Egyptian so I must be a terrorist
I'm pretty so I must not be a virgin
I have straight A's so I must have no social life
I dye my hair crazy colors so I must be looking for attention (I want too)
I dress in unusual ways so I must be looking for attention
IM INTO THEATER AND ART SO I MUST BE A HOMOSEXUAL
Im a vegetarian so I must be a crazy political advice
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS SO I MUST BE FUCKING THEM ALL
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS SO I MUST BE A PLAYER
I have big boobs so I must be a hoe
I'm a columbion so I must be a drug dealer
I WEAR WHAT I WANT SO I MUST BE A POSER
Im Russian so I must be cool and that's how Russians roll
Im German so I must be a nazi
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS SO I MUST BE GAY TOO
Im Brazilian so I must have a big butt
Im porter rican so I must look good and be conceited
I'm salvadorish so I must be in MS 13
Im polish so I must be greedy
I'm Hawaiian so I must be lazy
Im a Peruvian so I must like llamas
Im a stoner so I must be going in the wrong direction
IM A VIRGAN SO I MUST BE PRUDE
i have a straight edge so I must be violent
IM A FEMALE OTAKU SO I MUST BE UGLY
Im black so I must love fried chiken and kool-aid
Im a girl who eats lunch so I must be fat (sometimes)
IM SINGLE SO I MUST BE UGLY
I'm a skater so I must do weed and steal stuff
Im a punk so I must only wear black and date other punks
Im Asian so I must be a nerd that does homework 24/7
Im straight so I must hate homosexuals
IM MIXED SO I MUST BE SCREWED UP
I'm Muslim so I must be a terrorist
IM IN BAND SO I MUST BE A DORK
I'm black so I must belive Jesus waz a bruthu
I'm Mormon so I must be perfect
IM WHITE AND HAVE BLACK FRIENDS SO I MUST THINK IM BLACK
I'm goth so I must worship the devil
IM HISPANIC SO I MUST BE DIRTY (which I am :P)
IM NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE SO I MUST BE A LONER
Im overweight so I must have a problem with self-control
I'm preppy so I must shun those who don't wear aftercrombie & holliester
I'm on a dance team so I must be Stupid, stuck-up, and a whore
I got a car for my birthday so I must be a spoiled brat
IM YOUNG SO I MUST BE NIAVE
Im Mexican so I must have jumped the border
IM A YOUNG WRITER SO I MUST BE EMO
I'm black so I must love watermelon
IM BI SO I MUST THINK THAT EVERYONE I SEE IS HOT
Im an Asian boy so I must have a small penis
I'm a guy cheerleader so I must be gay
I COULDN'T HURT A FLY SO I MUST BE A PUSSY
Im a guy and I wear tight pants so I must be an emo
Im a prep so I must be rich
I DONT LIKE THE SUN SO I MUST BE AN ALBINO
I HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS SO I MUST LIKE TO DRINK AND PARTY
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers so I must drink and smoke too
I SUPPORT GAY RIGHTS SO I MUST FIT IN WITH EVERYONE
I have artistic talents so I must think little of those who dont
Im an only child so I must be spoiled (I wish I was)
I watch porn so I must be preverted
I draw anime so I must be a freak
Im Texan so I must ride a horse
I DON'T LIKE TO BE IN BIG GROUPS SO I MUST BE ANTI-SOCIAL
I HAVE A DIFFRENT SENSE OF HUMOR SO I MUST BE CRAZY
I TELL PEOPLE OFF SO I MUST BE AN OVER-CONTROLLING BITCH (depends on what you mean by telling off)
Im a nudist so I must want everyone to see my boobs
MY HAIR GETS GREASY A LOT SO I MUST HAVE NO HYGINE SKILLS
IM DEFENSIVE SO I MUST BE OVER-CONTROLLING AND A BITCH
I READ COMICS SO I MUST BE A LOSER
I hang out with a former prostitut so I must be a whore myself
I'm a cross dresser so I must be gay
IM AN ANIME FANGIRL SO I MUST BE A CRAZY OVER-OBSESSED STALKER
IM INTELLIGENT SO I MUST BE WEAK
IM AMERICAN SO I MUST BE OBESE, LOUD-MOUTHED, AND ARROGENT
Im welsh so I must love sheep
I'm Scottish so I must have ginger hair and wear kilts
Im Canadian so I must talk in a funny accent
I'm a guy so I must ditch my pregnant girlfriend
Im Canadian so I must love beavers and hockey
IM A TEENAGER SO I MUST HAVE A STEREOTYPE
I love marching band so I must be a friendless freak
Im white so I must be responsible for everything wrong in the world: past, present, and future
I LIKE BLOOD SO I MUST BE A VAMPIRES
I don't like yaoi or yuri so I must be a homophobi
I LIKE CARTOONS SO I MUST BE IRRESPONSIBALE
I wear big sunhats so I must be stupid
Im disabled so I must be on welfare
I'm a feminists so I must have a problem with sexuality and want to castrate every man on the planet
Im an albino so I must be an evil person with mental diasbilatys and a murderer
Im English so I must speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth
IM NOT THE MOST POPULAR PERSON IN SCHOOL SO I MUST BE A LOSER
I CARE ABOUT THE ENVIORMANENT SO I MUST BE A TREE-HUGGING HIPPY
I HAVE A FAN CHARECTER SO I MUST BE AN ANOYING MARY-SUE
I chat so I must be having cyber-sex
Im pagan so I must sacrifice baby's and drink the blood of virgins
Im pagan so I must worship satan
Im conservative so I must be against abortion
I'm Swedish so I must be a Tall, blue-eyed lesbian
Im a witch so I must be an old hag and ride around on a broomstick
Im a lesbian so I must want to get with every girl I see
I LIKE READING SO I MUST BE A LONER
I have my own spiritual ideology so I must be wrong or misguided
I LOVE YAOI SO I MUST BE GAY
I am wiicaian so I must be a satanist
I DISAGREE WITH MY GOVERNMENT SO I MUST BE A TERRORIST
I LIKE COMICS, ANIME, AND CARTOONS SO I MUST BE CHILDISH
I don't curse so I must be an outcast
I spot grammical errors so I must be a pendintic bastard
Im gothic so I must be mean
I'm strong so I must be stupid
Im austrailian so I must hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to reinfares so I must talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I don't want a boyfriend so I must be a lesbian
Im gay so I must be after every straight boy I see
Im not christin so I must just need converting
I drink but don't smoke so I must have no life
IM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER SO I MUST BE A CUTTER TOO
I CRY EASILY SO I MUST BE A WIMP
I can't help point out mistakes so I must be an over controlling perfectionest
I'm a perfectionist so I must check everything ten times then cry over one mistake
I don't like talking about my personal life so I must be having problems
I like fire so I must be an arsonist
IM A PERSON SO I MUST BE LABELED
IM A FEMALE GAMER SO I MUST BE UGLY OR CRAZY
im anorexic so i must be looking for attention (I almost was)
Im a cutter so I must be looking for attention
IM QUIET IF I DON'T KNOW YOU SO I MUST BE GOTH OR EMO
I WEAR GLASSES SO I MUST BE A NERD
I HAVE ANXIETY SO I MUST BELONG IN A MENTAL ASYLUM
I HAVE ADHD SO I MUST BE CRAZY
I go to church so I must have been bathed in holy water.
Im black to I must "Praise The Lord!" When I go to church.
I have piercings so I must be a juvenile delinquent
I SWEAR SO I MUST THINK IM BLACK
Im in A gang so I must sell drugs
I WRITE LEMONS SO I MUST LOVE PORN AND RAPE
People are cruel right? Copy and paste if you agree that people can be just plain cruel.
When life gives you bubble gum-chew it or die.
When life throws a pair of sweaty socks at you- call the cops.
When life gives you chocolate-It's Valentine's Day.
When life decides it's time for you to die-run away as fast as you can.
You love chocolate (and you know you do) and you wish the world was made of chocolate-you then try look around-Your eyes are chocolate so you can't see-You shouldn't have made that wish.
You hate racism-You're awesome
You hate people-You're a person
You hate everyone in the world-Including you?
You diss Japan-It will come back and bite you in the ass someday
You don't have a Wii-You don't have a life
Have you ever liked someone younger than you (by years not months)? Have they ever liked you back? Tell them it's called being in love.
Have you ever killed someone? Yes? Then there must be computers in prison.
Have you ever liked someone older than you? Yes? Have they ever told you it's called being in love?
Have you ever kissed a girl? Are you a girl? Yes? Umm... lesbian.
Have you ever done something to your parents that made them want to ground you for the rest of your life? Yes? We must be siblings.
remember when ...
getting high meant swinging on a swing at a playground
remember when -all- you wanted to do,
put this on your profile if your still 5 years old inside
Man: Have I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: Hey baby, whats your sign?
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them!
"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
Education is important; school however, is another matter.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers. (Darn straight!)
'Never Argue With A Woman'
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
Girls Don't Realize These Things
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things
"When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye and see how much Life likes lemons then."
"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer."
"Oh I'm a degenerate am I? Well you sir are a fastishio. See I can make up words too."
"If you can't convince them, confuse them."
"I got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!"
"Did you see those Huns? They just popped out of the snow! Like daisies!"
"Life is a pain. Anyone who says differently is trying to sell something."
"If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in sick to work. 'Hello can't come into work today, still queer.'"
"Be a voice, not an echo."
"Don't cry because it's passed. Smile because it happened."
"It's kind of fun to do the impossible."
"Always go the extra mile. It's less crowded."
"They say guns don't kill people, 'people kill people'. Well I think the gun kinda helps, cause if you just stand around yelling 'BANG' I don't think you're going to kill many people."
"So if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?"
"When life gives you lemons, throw them back. Because really, who likes lemons?"
"Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up to."
"I live in my own little world, but it's OK. They know me there."
"Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend."
"You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder."
"When in doubt, make up words!"
"I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous."
"Don't worry about the world ending. It's already tomorrow in another country."
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you will be a mile away and still have their shoes."
"Don't take life seriously. No one gets out alive."
"If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk."
"Why be difficult when with just a bit more effort, you can be impossible?"
"Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed."
"Whoever said words don't hurt has obviously never been hit by a dictionary."
Fun Things To Do In An ELEVATOR!
1) When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker"
2) When the elevator doors shut, reassuringly say, "It's ok, they will open up again!"
3)Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4) Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.
5) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
6) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.
7) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
8) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
9) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
10) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
11) Meow occasionally.
12) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
13) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
15) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
16) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
17) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"
18) Say "Ding!" at each floor.
19) Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
20) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
21) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
22) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
23) Put a box on the floor and whenever somebody comes in, say "Do you hear clicking?"
Too many people have died because of other's need of fame and fortune. If you care, post this on your profile.
Copy and paste this into your profile if you think this is funny.
Father:"You’re in big trouble Miss!"
If you think that Lucas from Mother 3 and Super Smash Bros. is NOT a wuss (he was forced to kill his own brother, for crying out loud!) copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Icy the Glaceon, Livcario, Metaknight4ever, ThePersonofAwesomeness, Negai Liu, TheImperfectDarkOne, BrightDarkness-2013
Things to do while in Wal-mart
1. Throw skittles at people and say, "Taste the stinkin' rainbow!"
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
4. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look."
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"
16. When you see stuff in those cage-things, Yell "NOOO!! YOU'VE KILLED IT!"
17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.
18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.
19. Touch an electrical cord and pretend that you are getting shocked.
20. Hide in the giant snowman blowup and when people walk by say, " I am the abominable snowman! Fear me! I will eat you!"
21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"
22. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that guy/girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."
24. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.
25. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."
26. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)
If you love Mety like no tomorrow then copy and paste to your profile.
That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.
If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list.
If you come up with most of your fanfic ideas by laying in bed staring at the moon, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name; Medalis, Dewdrop13, EmpoweredWolfwrath, Flamefox2, coleypepwars3679, Brightdarkness-2013
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.
If you wish Meta Knight/Sword/Blade were real, copy and paste this into your profile. (Swordy!!)
If you joined the Dark Side because we have cookies, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever wished you could live in one of your fanfics, copy and paste this into your profile.If you are a crazed Sword and Blade fangirl copy and paste this to your profile.
if you like to yell random things copy and paste and put your name after mine. Galaticx Knight, BrightDarkness-2013
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Kathleen-chan, Life is a Highway66, moviemanic122893, Ham-Kelly- now Chibi Corn Chip, DolphinInsomniac 15, Cosplay Chan, Umbreon Mastah, Mind Seeker, Dewdrop13, Darkest Daughter, EmpoweredWolfwrath, Flamefox2, coleypepwars3679, Brightdarkness-2013
If you like being insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai.watches sakura fall, Two Tailz, AnimeAddict333, HisokeYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92,haganenocutie94, mrawgirl09, Sofatagg, Som1-Random, Mantineus, Masaki-Hanabusa, roxy mccartney, SoraIsMyHomeboy,organization13girl, FireWolfHeart, Eptastic Girl, coleypepwars3679, Brightdarkness-2013
If you think the Kirby series has awesome music, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile!
If you're both insane, copy this into your profile.
90% of teens today would die if Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
65 percent of teenagers would rather watch T.V. than read. If you are one of the 35 percent that would rather have their nose stuck in a book, copy this in your profile.
If you say soda instead of pop, copy and past this to your profile
If you think too much swearing is unnecesary,copy and paste this to your profile
92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.
If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.
If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you like to read what people put in their profiles,And you like Copy & Paste stuff,copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your profile
If you have authors you respect, copy and paste this to your profile
If you are a crazed Meta Knight fangirl, copy and past- blah blah blah you know the rest (lol)
If you are a crazy choir kid, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name BrightDarkness-2013
If you hate math, copy and paste this to your profile
If you prefer Dark/Shadow Link over Link, copy and paste this to your profile
I am a Shadow Fangirl, because he's freakin' hot!
Copy and Paste this into your profile if you're one too!
LONG LIVE SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG!!
YOU KNOW YOUR AN AUTHOR IF...
you talk to yourself alot. (alot meaning all the time...)
you talk to yourself about talking to yourself
when you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else
after uttering a profound piece of wisdom, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "wow,this stuff is awesome for sugar highs..."
you live off of sugar and caffeine. (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
you'll check your e-mail every day of the week then disapear of the face of the earth.
when replying to a e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it
you tend to collect bic stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
no matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper
the letters on your keyboard are wearing off
your freinds and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome
people think you have A.D.D.
you think it would be cool to have A.D.D.
you constantly start talking in third person,past or present tense
you start thinking about making lists like this and start giggiling for no 'apparent' reason
your freinds stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago
and FINALLY, the one way to tell if you are a good writer: you failed english 101
(copy that into your profile if you fit one or more of the description)
What to Do If You Know you're Gonna Fail an Exam
1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming 'Andre, Andre, I've got the secrets!'
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every
5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief.
6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces,
7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and
8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar
9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on
10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat,
12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start
13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream
14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor
15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point
16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on
18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you
19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.
20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you.
21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs,
22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.
23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice
25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say
26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!
27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers
28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why,
29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy.
30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any
"Come to the dark side, we have cookies!"
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.
This is me, Mossnose! Copy me onto your profile to help me achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies!)
If you have weird dreams that never seem to make any sense, copy this onto your profile.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.
im not crazy, im random.
What would you do if the one you love left, if he abandoned you, if he broke your heart in a million peices? Would you move on? Would you end you r life? would youget revenge? The heart is a fragile thing, like a cd. Once you break it, you can fixit if you choose, but it will never work right.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He was outlived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
RIP: We shall remember
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom,rainbowstrike, iKate, fangalicous08, Rainthief, birdgirl24, Lilac_Rose6, SonicLugiaFan1, Hailfire Vulpes, Lunara the ara, BrightDarkness-2013
Things you might want to know about my stories and my story tastes: I like stories of all kinds and I more often than not dislike crossovers. In every book that I write that is all mine and my idea that does not belong on any website but published I kill the main character at the very end. My favorite character is Lance Velsio who always dies main character or not. In my story Golden Blood which might get a new title and I may or may not publish Blue Avero finds his birth father in the third book and finds out that his original name is Lance Velsio. So keep in mind the death element to my stories. Most of my stories on fanfiction I try not to kill off my characters at the end and I think I'm doing a pretty good job of that right now, besides Falling into Disaster which Lance again dies in. I enjoy a good OC if it is good. There are some uncompletes out there and it bothers me. I enjoy others takes on a story like how some follow the story line but go from a different characters angle or add their own twists or even change some their decisions.
Which Hetalia character are you?
North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)
[X]You were bullied a lot in your childhood.
Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)
[X]You're very stoic and serious.
Japan (Kiku Honda)
[X]You're very mature
The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)
[ ]You love hamburgers.
The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)
[X]You like tea. (very MUCH)
France (Francis Bonnefoy)
[ ]You're very affectionate.
[X]You had a very sad childhood.
China (Wang Yao)
[X]You're very mature.
Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
[ ]You are very well-raised.
Canada (Matthew Williams)
[X]You're often ignored by people.
[ ]You smoke.
Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)
[ ]You have a potty-mouth.
Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)
[X]You're very loyal. (Like a dog)
Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)
[ ]You're very flamboyant.
Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)
[ ]You're quite mean-spirited.
Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)
[ ]You are clueless about things around you.
South Italy (Lovino Vargas)
[ ]You tend to overreact a lot.
Switzerland (Vash Zwingli)
[ ] You stay neutral in things no matter what
[ ] You are reclusive
[X] You seem peaceful, but you'll fight if you have to
[X] You work hard on things until they're done
[ ] You can't get along friendly with other people
[ ] But, you're kind towards siblings
[X] You're actually quite strong
[ ] You have a lot of money
[X] You seem difficult to get along with, but you're actually kind and caring
[X]You had a hard past
Korea (Im Yong-Soo)
[X] You care a lot about your family
[X] You love watching movies, and creating things
[X] You're stronger than you seem
[ ] You're a Going-My-Way person
[ ] You love kimchi
[X] You're mysterious, and people can't tell what you're thinking
[ ] You tend to piss off your elders
[ ] You like to claim things as yours
[ ] You love games and Internet
[ ] You're slightly perverted
Finland (Tino Väinämöinen)
[X] You love Christmas and Santa
[X] You're honest and quiet
[ ] You are good at high-tech machinery
[X] You like coming up with weird things
[ ]You sense of taste is bad, as people say
[ ] You tend to fight against people who are stronger than you
[ ] You let people poke you around for a while, but then you get them back ten times worse
[ ] You love saunas
[X] You're generous, but you also have a scary side as well
[X] For some reason, you have weird naming skills
Sweden (Berwald Oxenstierna)
[X] You don't talk much, and you tend to stay quiet
[X] You're honest, serious, and love debates
[ ] You're actually passionate, but you just don't show it
[X] People think you're scary( I on't get mad easily and a friend I used to have said it kind of scared her when I don't get mad. Everyone else... I don't know what their problem is. I'm as loyal as a dog.)
[ ] You're clever with your hands
[ ] You make weapons with things that people don't imagine
[X] You're clumsy with human relationships ( I don't understand why people overreact... I take things as they are and move on. So people tend to ditch me and tell me, even though I listen to every word they say, that I just don't understand people.)
[ ] You tend to go against stronger people
[ ] You give up pretty quick (NO WAY IN HELL)
[X] In the inside, you're smiling. On the outside, you're glaring (quite the opposite)
[ ] People say you're loud and annoying
[ ] People say you're cranky
[X ] Even if you won't admit it, you love your family
Sooo many 5's.
Sites people should check out.
Mangareader.net/popular -has all of the TV show manga such as Bleach, One Piece, Fullmetal Alchemist, and more.
Crunchyroll.com -Watch free anime