Sherkoni

Sometimes I think I understand everything . . . then I regain concsiousness.

Age: 16 . . . and not seeing the difference from suddenly being labeled, 'Sweet'.

Blood Type: Since you of course care . . . O

Location: I roam between Utah, Arizona and Nevada . . . I'm a desert chick. No, not chick. Girl. No . . not that either. Desert woman. God dammit - I'm a desert nothing!

Things I enjoy: Painting, Writing, Fantasy, Romance, Autumn, Comics and my cat, Bear. And Hiei.

Things I will never enjoy even if Armagedon befalls us all: EXCESSIVELY Happy people. -shudder- The heat. All other cats besides Bear. Reality TV shows. Cheescake.

Those are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others.

Favorite Shows/Movies/Books:
Phantom of the Opera

Nightmare Before Christmas

Moulin Rouge

Mary Poppins

Van Helsing

King Arthur

Lord of the Rings Trilogy

Troy

Matrix

Harry Potter

Eragon

Lord of the Flies

Artemis Fowl

Gables Against the Sky

Favorite Comics:

Calvin and Hobbes

Johnny the Homicidal Maniac

Squee

Peanuts

Archie (The corniness of this should not amuse me . . . but I've grown to love Jughead.)

People I Admire:

Jhounen Vasquez

Mark Twain

Groucho Marx

Yoshihiro Togashi

My Grandma George _o

Favorite Characters:
1 - HIEI! I will admit to frequent worshipping sessions. _o (YYH)
2 - Kai (Beyblade)
3 - Od (Code Lyoko)
4 - Killua (HXH)
5 - Miroku - Also known as one of the funniest anime characters ever...in my opinion (Inuyasha)
6 - Wolfwood (Trigun)

Favorite Couples:
1 - Hiei and Botan! Of course. o
2 - Hiei/ anyone but an OC shudder
3 - Koenma/Shizuru
4 - Sesshomaru/Kagura
5 - Cagalli/Yzak
6 - Crossover Pairings

Meh, needless to say, I like alternate pairings. o

STORY UPDATES

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

10th -0 completed. .

Deadly Beloved: Taken down. Due to rating. I WILL conquer you acursed website and your restrictions.

Grave of the Fireflies: 9 Chapters - Temporarily on hiatus.

Until Proven Guilty: 4 Chapters - I'm trying to write this piece by piece, as it is my favorite to write, but don't expect fast updates. Inspiration comes slow. 5th - 0 completed

All's Fair in the War of Love: COMPLETED

A Demon's Tale: Don't deny it. You love it. -.-;;; One chapter. 2nd - 15 completed.

Never post faster than your guardian angel can read.

I apologize for being so behind in updates. It will get done - school just keeps me so damned busy. Oh, and the reason for taking down 'Touch Me', is simply, what the hell was I thinking? Hiei would be so out of character in any position of an angel parody, that you'd have to screw his character over to make it work. And so, it's gone.

A few of the many quotes I enjoy . . .

The ability to quote is a serviceable subsitute for wit.

Charlie Brown:

"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to tkae more than one night.'."

"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?' Then a voice comes out of the dark, and says: 'We hate to tell you this, but life is a thousand word essay.'."

"Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, 'Why me?' And the voice says, 'Nothing personal your name just happened to come up."

"Sometimes I lie awake at night in bed and I ask, 'Is it all worth it?' And then a voice says, 'Who are you talking to?' And another voice says, 'You mean: to whom are you talking?' And I say, 'No wonder I lie awake at night.'."

Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer...

This is my 'depressed stance'. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this.

Snoopy:

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

Lucy

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.

Linus Van Pelt

I love mankind. It's people I can't stand.

There are three things I've learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin.

"You can keep silent and appear a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity . . . and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstien

"I didn't fail. I just found a 1000 different ways that didn't work." - Thomas Edison

Calvin Quotes:

"As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway."

"That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse."

"Reality continues to ruin my life."

"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."

Hobbes:

"Live and don't learn, that's us."

"Why should I have to WORK for everything! It's like saying I don't deserve it!"

Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?
Calvin: Well somebody's out to get me!

Johnny C. (Johnny the Homicidal Maniac):

"There's nothing terribly wrong with feeling lost, so long as that feeling preceded some plan on your part to actually do something about it. Too often a person grows compacent with their disillusionment, perpetually wearing their 'discomfort' like a favorite shirt. I can't say I'm very pleased with where my life is just now, but I can't help but look forward to where it's going."

"We think we can live away from what we hate, but are defined by those very things, it feeds upon us...sustained by our belief that we are something right. We think we are so great in our protests…but we just become the bitter offspring of what we oppose. We become prisoners in our own cages."

I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes...

Like I said, FEW of the many . . . heh . . .

You may now exit my Bio Page. Puke bags are to the left. I will now attempt some sort of end of the line advertising, after which I will proceed to kill some obnoxious cheerleader. Or saw her legs off, whichever suits my fancy.

Fanart. Rotten fanart... Luckily, I don't draw to express myself. I don't draw from inner sanctums of my soul. I just put my pencil on the paper and move it around.

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