Hello, and welcome to my profile. If you're looking for some witty remarks or sage-like wisdom, you've most definitely come to the wrong place. I have been reading fanfiction for just shy of a decade now, and have come to witness many great (and many more not-so-great) works of literature. Only two years ago have I become confident enough in my own meager skill in the written word to post some of my own scratchings and scribblings. I hope you aren't thoroughly disappointed.

To those curious few, I am a male human residing in Southern California, with limited world traveling experience and a (roughly) high school education, though I may seem more intelligent because of my life-long love of reading.

To all who have enjoyed my terrible writing and alerted, favorited, and reviewed them, I would like to take this opportunity to thank you all from the bottom of my heart, and ask forgiveness for the horrendous amount of time it takes for me to update.

A brief list of works that I will most likely write fanfiction for in the near future:

A Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones

Marvel's Cinematic Universe

The Walking Dead

Pokemon

Twilight Saga (yeah, I know, but it'll be more of a parody than anything else)

If you'd like to ask any questions, feel free to PM me or review on one of my stories below, and I'll try to get back to you as soon as humanly possible. Have a wondeful day!

The following is an up-to-date character sheet for the SI I'm using in my story, Gamer's Soul I'll be updating this when I update the story so I don't have to put this in the actual text and muddle it up with all these.

Name: Ricky Jimenez
Job: The Gamer
Level: 26 Next Level: 99.82%
Title: Zombie Slayer

HP: 700/700
MP: 660/660

STR: 36
VIT: 35
DEX: 49
INT: 33
WIS: 43
LUK: 49

Points: 95
Money: ¥3,553,206

SKILLS

[Gamer's Body (Passive) Lv MAX]
Grants a body that allows the user to live the real world like a game. Sleeping in a bed restores HP, MP, and all mass effects.

[Gamer's Mind (Passive) Lv MAX]
Allows the user to calmly and logically think things through. Allows peaceful state of mind. Immunity to psychological status effects.

[ID Create (Active) Lv 2 Exp: 67.32%]
Used to create instant dungeons (illusion barriers). Stronger instant dungeons may be created at higher levels.

Currently available IDs:
1. Empty ID-monsters: none
2. Zombie ID-monsters: zombies
3. Ghost ID-monsters: ghosts
4. Mixed ID-monsters: zombies, ghosts

[ID Escape (Active) Lv 2 Exp: 67.32%]
Used to escape instant dungeons (illusion barriers).

[Danger Sense (Passive) Lv 17 Exp: 16.03%]
A natural survival instinct. It allows the user to sense when something bad might happen. The higher the skill level, the earlier the user can sense danger.
2.7 seconds of early warning.
(early warning increases by .1 second per level)

[Dagger Mastery (Passive) Lv 30 Exp: 63.92%]
Allows the user to freely handle daggers.
24.5% increase in attack damage with daggers.
19.5% increase in attack speed with daggers.
(attack damage and attack speed increase by .5% per level)

[Physical Endurance (Passive) Lv 21 Exp 12.43%]
The body's durability increases and the user take less damage.
23% decrease in damage.
(damage reduction increases by 1% per level)

[Dodge (Passive) Lv 28 Exp: 3.93%]
Allows the user an increased chance of moving out of the way of an attack. The higher the skill level, the easier it will be to evade.
18.5% chance of evasion.
(chance of evasion increases by .5% per level)

[Basic First Aid (Passive) Lv 12 Exp: 92.11%]
Allows the user to more effectively use healing items.
24% HP recovery increase when using healing items.
(HP recovery increases by 2% per level)

[Double Stab (Active) Lv 18 Exp: 67.33%]
The user strikes with two weapons simultaneously to inflict massive damage.
Must have two weapons with points equipped to use.
64% increase in critical rate.
114% increase in attack damage.
(critical rate and attack damage increase by 2% per level)

[Energy Bolt (Active) Lv 20 Exp: 77.01%%]
A skill that attacks by emitting mana.
Attack power increases with INT
Range: 105m
(range increases by 5m per level)

[Power Stab (Active) Lv 19 Exp: 15.24%]
Stabs the target with strong force.
33% increase in critical rate.
950% increase in attack damage.
(critical rate increases by 1% per level, attack damage increases by 50% per level)

[Energy Sprint (Active) Lv 20 Exp: 29.71%]
Augmenting the user's legs with their natural energy allows for a short burst of greatly-enhanced speed.
200% increase in movement speed.
(movement speed increases by 10% per level)

[Stealth (Passive) Lv 17 Exp: 16.89%]
A skill used to aid in hiding from sight. The user must remain still or the effects of this skill will be negated. Methods of detection not involving sight (ex: sound, scent, magic, etc) are unaffected.
90% decrease in chance of detection
(chance of detection decreases by 5% per level)

[Earth Affinity (Passive) Lv 20 Exp: 1.09%]
The user gains a stronger connection to the primal element of earth, giving them a boost to any abilities dependent upon the earth. Elemental affinities learned after this will be harder to learn.
58% decrease in mana cost to all earth-element skills
58% increase in power to all earth-element skills
(mana cost decreases by 2% per level, power increases by 2% per level)

[Geomancy (Active) Lv MAX]
Allows the user to manipulate the primal element of earth. Greater master of this skill grants more powerful methods of manipulation.

Currently Available Abilities:
Enhanced Earth Shift- moves the earth
Enhanced Earth and Stone Levitation- lifts nearby earth and propels them
Enhanced Earth Lift- raises various shapes from the ground, from blocks to columns to walls
Enhanced Earth Compression- compresses large chunks of rock into smaller, denser pieces
Enhanced Earth Gauntlet- covers parts of the user with rock
Enhanced Earth Mannequin- crafts replicas of human appendages or bodies from any rock source and moves them from place to place
Enhanced Earthquake- creates a localized earthquake or fissures to throw opponents off balance
Enhanced Earth Matter Manipulation- allows the user to manipulate coal, gems, crystals, and other earth-based materials, such as meteorites
Enhanced Quicksand- changes one form of earth into another, such as dirt to sand, stone to dust, etc.

[Super Jump (Active) Lv 18 Exp: 0.42%]
Augmenting the user's legs with their natural energy allows them to leap great distances.
180% increase in forward leap
180% increase in vertical jump
(forward leap and vertical jump increase by 10% per level

[Life Drain (Active) Lv 15 Exp: 72.81%]
Technique possessed by some middle rank or above undead. This technique manipulates life force. It absorbs the target's life force and adds it to the user's. With training, it is possible to transfer the user's life force to allies.

[Mana Drain (Active) Lv 17 Exp: 33.51%]
Technique possessed by some middle rank or above undead. This technique manipulates magic energy. It absorbs the target's magic energy and adds it to the user's. With training, it is possible to transfer the user's magic energy to allies.

[Knife Throw (Active) Lv 19 Exp: 5.67%]
A skill that allows the user to accurately and effectively throw small knives with lethal force.
Range: 100m
Limit: 4 Knife per Hand (Limit MAX)
(Range increases by 5m per level, Limit increases by 1 Knife every 5 levels)

[Cooking (Passive) Lv 21 Exp: 11.60%]
Make delicious meals with the skills of a master chef! Creates food that besides filling a body up also grants stat buffs for a while. Higher levels grant more powerful and longer-lasting buffs.

[Thievery (Active) Lv 11 Exp: 0.00%]
Aids the user in taking things that do not belong to them. When activated, this skill is activated, it has a certain chance of depositing the targeted item directly into the user's Inventory. When targeting an individual rather than an item, this skill has a certain chance of taking one item on the target's person and depositing it directly into the user's Inventory.
30% chance of stealing the target item
15% chance of stealing from the target individual
(chance of stealing a target item increases by 2% per level, chance of stealing from a target individual increases by 1% per level)

[Spiral Bolt (Active) Lv 16 Exp: 0.00%]
A technique used to gather and spin an immense amount of mana in a spiral form. The spiral spin greatly increases its piercing power, and the increased amount of mana also greatly increases its strength.
95% Defense Penetration
900% attack damage increase
4 second spin time
It is possible to increase the spin time to 10 seconds. There is an additional attack damage increase proportional to the spin time increase.
(Defense Penetration increases by 5% per level, attack damage increases by 20% per level)

[Mana Lance (Active) Lv 3 Exp: 0.00%]
An attack skill that hardens mana in an elongated shape.

[Spiral Spirit Spear (Active) Lv 16 Exp: 0.00%]
A long-range attack skill with increased piercing power, adding a strong spin to a Mana Lance.

[Boom Blade (Active) Lv 17 Exp: 0.00%]
An attack skill that imbues bladed weapons with unstable mana that explodes upon contact. Recommended for use on disposable throwing weapons only.
2.1m blast radius
(blast radius increases by .1m per level)

[Crafting (Active) Lv 12 Exp: 1.98%]
A skill to make something. Humanity has advanced their civilization through invention. Crafted items become better as mastery rises.

Registered recipes: 2
28% chance of failure when crafting
(chance of failure when crafting decreases by 2% per level)

[True Geomancy (Active) Lv 8 Exp: 0.00%]
Grants the user masterful control over the primal element of earth. Greater mastery of this skill grants more varied methods of control.

Currently Available Abilities:
Dust Cloud- creates a haze of dust particles of various sizes to provide cover
Earth Bomb- shoots a rock into the ground, causing a massive blast of dirt and stone

[Seismic Sense (Passive) Lv 11 Exp: 0.00%]
Utilizing the vibrations passing through the earth, the user is able to sense their surroundings and creating a mental picture of it, allowing for a 360 degree field of 'vision'. The user needs direct contact with the ground in order to operate. Higher mastery levels will unlock further uses. Allows differentiation in people by their steps.
Sensory zone: 30m
(Sensory zone increases by 2m per level)

[Spirit Sense (Passive) Lv 6 Exp: 15.23%]
A skill used to perceive spirits of the dead. This skill also grants the user the ability to sense and utilize spiritual energy. Higher mastery levels will unlock further uses.
Sensory zone: 20m
(Sensory zone increases by 2m per level)

[Instruction (Passive) Lv 5 Exp: 29.83%]
Throughout history, humankind has imparted knowledge to the next generation in order to safeguard their skills from the ravages of time. This skill allows the user to teach others skills in which they have at least 10 levels of mastery.
20% increase in student's Skill Mastery Exp. gain
15% increase in teacher's Skill Mastery Exp. gain
For every 10 levels of mastery in the Skill being taught, Exp. Gains increase by 10%.
(Student Exp. Gains increase by 2% per level, Teacher Exp. Gains increase by 1% per level)

INVENTORY

[Heavy Coat (Rank: Normal)/Type: Armor]
A polyester jacket with cotton lining, made by Guess Outerwear.
2 Armor, Minor Cold Resistance

[Buffalo Nickel Hat (Rank: Normal)/Type: Hat]
A leather cowboy hat with silver coins on the hat-band, made by Minnetonka.
2 VIT, 1 WIS, 1 LUK

[Jose Cuervo Especial Tequila (Rank: A Little Special)/Type: Drink]
Smooth Mexican liquor made with blue agave.
2 LUK, -1 INT, -1 WIS per shot
-1 DEX for 1st shot, -0.9 DEX per every subsequent shot
(effects last 20 minutes per shot)

[Rick's Pot Pouch (Rank: Unique)/Type: Bag]
A small leather pouch that holds an assortment of cannabis paraphernalia, Soul-Bound to Ricky Jimenez.

Contains:
Blown-Glass Pipe
Cannabis Grinder
Air-Tight Glass Jar
Cannabis (4g)
Metal Sneak-a-Toke
Disposable Lighter (x2)

[Uncle John's Ultimate Bathroom Reader (Rank: Mass-Produced)/Type: Book]
A compilation of facts, stories, and lists that will entertain you while you're seated on the porcelain throne.

[The Complete Collected Short Stories of Louis L'Amour (Rank:Mass-Produced)/Type: Book]
The entire body of author Louis L'Amour's short fiction in one massive omnibus.

[Butterfly Knife Tanto Blade (Rank: Normal)/Type: Dagger]
A well-made flipping blade taken from Watanabe Shinji, who received it on his sixteenth birthday by his uncle.
Req. DEX: 5
Armor Piercing

[ZK Zombie Killer Death Dagger (Rank: A Little Special)/Type: Dagger]
A wicked blade modeled after the fearsome Western L77 Blade, taken from Yoshida Hiro.
Req. DEX: 10
Armor Piercing, 50% damage to Undead

[Tooth of the Dead (Rank: Low)/Type: Crafting Item] x110
A dirty and filthy tooth filled with the resentment of the dead. Used for black magic and as material for alchemy.

[Rib of the Dead (Rank: Normal)/Type: Crafting Item] x75
A cracked and decaying rib bone filled with the resentment of the dead. Used for black magic and as a material for alchemy.

[Soul Stone (Rank: Low)/Type: Stone] x53
A shard of crystalized spirit energy formed from the remnants of human souls who have passed on to the Afterlife. Can be used to aid in healing, as material for alchemy, or as a crafting item.

[Lowest Grade Recovery Potion- Rank: Normal] x11
A recovery potion. A lower-middle grade potion that instantly recovers 200 HP. Tastes like strawberry.

[Lowest Grade Replenishing Potion- Rank: Normal] x11
A replenishing potion. A lower-middle grade potion that instantly replenishes 200 MP. Tastes like blue raspberry.

[Soul Gem (Rank: Normal)/Type: Jewel] x8
A small piece of crystallized spirit energy formed from the remnants of human souls who have passed on. Can be used to aid in healing, as material for alchemy, or as a crafting item.

[Zombie-Tooth Necklace (Rank: Low)/Type: Jewelry]
A necklace made from several Teeth of the Dead and a strip of leather.
Req. WIS: 10
50% damage to Undead

[Soul Sliver (Rank: Normal)/Type: Dagger] x10
A blade created from Soul Stones and shaped like a kunai. Particularly good at channeling spirit energy, useful as a throwing knife.
Req. DEX: 15
Armor Piercing, 3 to Knife Throw Skill, 5% MP recharge