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Author has written 8 stories for Doctor Who, Minecraft, Misc. Games, X-overs, and Frozen.
Why hello there. Hi. Um, hi. I guess I should start out with a little information about myself.
My name is: On my birth certificate.
I live: on Chihuahua Island.
My gender is: unknown.
My age is: never to be revealed.
My favorite food is: pizza.
My favorite drink is: pizza.
So, anyway, I'm alone here except for, well, a bunch of talking Chihuahuas. My best friend is a highly trained one named Tim. Later, while we were on the beach, an escape pod-looking thing crash-landed behind us. We ran to it and opened it, and inside was an Ood. He introduced himself as Ood Theta and told us to run, so we did. Then a Dalek swooped down and started trying to exterminate us, so we hid underground. Long story short, we managed to defeat him eventually. I might write a fanfiction on here saying how we did that. Anyway, now Ood Theta lives with us on Chihuahua Island.
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Copy and Paste Things
If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile.
If you like chocolate put this in your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Bookworm-Booklover, Jasper's Fangirl, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, SlytherinLuver, Nymphadora1177, Moboy1.
If you have ever pulled on a door that said push, or vise versa, copy and paste this on your profile.
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Take the following two sentences, make a minor adjustment, and put it on your profile. Let's see what happens to it over time: "The flying fat cat sat on the mat and ate a rat. He got a pat."
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If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have hundreds of books owned by you in your house, copy and paste this into your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you've ever tried to balance the light switch between ON & OFF, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you know that all those "repost this 5 times or you will die" stuff is absolute nonsense, copy and paste this into your profile.
Attention to all! If you don't send this to people 5 times, a spooky skeleton will kill you in your sleep and you will die. Also copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Littlewhisker, Snowdancer56, MoonAquaAngel, warriorfreak, jasminesolo, Protector of Canon2, (this goes for all of us) TheThroppSistersandCompany, muffinlover101, AmaraBellaGirl, Little Christian, BML1997, aleixia1012, Wazzella, Bellykid5,Aquaqueen81, BloodLily16 (that's a big five percent), Moboy1 (wow, that's a lot of people),
If you think that Classic Who is underrated, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you hate child abuse and wish you could make it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you dislike "copy this into your profile if you love Jesus or you're goin' to hell" copy-paste things, because you're not going to be eternally judged by our Savior for not copying what some idiot says on the Internet, copy and paste this into your profile.
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Statuses of Stories
Mission Not Very Probable
On hiatus, unfortunately, due to school and stuff. The plot wasn't going anywhere either, so I might not continue it. Started on 8/17/13.
Dalek vs. Cleverbot
Originally a one-shot-type thing, but now 4 more chapters have been added. I currently have the idea, given to me by a reviewer, to continue the "Doctor vs. Cleverbot" in story format and make it into a huge adventure. Complete! Started on 11/7/2013. Completed on 12/4/2013.
The Little Doctor's Christmas Adventures
A trilogy made using a story-maker-thing. Complete! Started on 11/29/13. Completed on 12/2/13.
A Very Time Lord Christmas
Complete! Started on 12/1/13. (Well, actually, I was a day late, but pretend I started it then XD) Completed on 12/26/13.
A Bunch of Minecraft YouTube One-Shots
Still going! I'm addin' a bunch of one-shots still. On the backburner because I need a break or something. Started on 12/6/13.
The Land of AI
A very short fic, only two chapters long. Complete! Started on 12/10/13. Completed on 12/10/13.
One-shot tribute to those who died in the Sandy Hook massacre. Started and finished on 12/14/13.
Ongoing. My secondary main focus. Started on 3/14/14.
Ongoing. My main focus right now. Started on 3/14/14.
Quotes of Doom, and Random Stuff
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
Without me you're just aweso
In a world of Cheerios, be a fruitloop.
Wasn't Peeta also on fire?
I tried being normal, but I got bored, so I went back to being me.
If guns don't kill people, people kill people, does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?
A friend would bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the cell next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
Come to the dark side, we have cookies!
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
The dinosaurs didn't get killed by a meteor, Barney came along and they all committed suicide.
With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
If a Silent looks away from a Weeping Angel, does the Weeping Angel move closer or forget the encounter?
"Few people know that the word paradox originates from the term pair of Docs as in a pair of Doctors." -some random YouTube comment
Life would be so much easier if we just had the source code.
Never go to bed angry. - Stay awake and plot your revenge!
Oh Lord, give me patience. And give it to me now!
Media I Observe and Do Not Own
Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus
Calvin and Hobbes
The Hunger Games
Rovio Entertainment (Angry Birds, Bad Piggies, etc.)
Swindle (NOT the movie!!!!)
Phineas and Ferb
Marvel Cinematic Universe
Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes
Wizards of Waverly Place
The Hardy Boys
Peter and the Starcatchers
The Ranger's Apprentice
Rise of the Guardians
The Kane Chronicles
The Mysterious Benedict Society
Tekkit, Voltz, etc. (I guess they're technically still Minecraft but still)
The Watsons Go to Birmingham
The Suite Life of Zack and Cody (sort of)
Aliens on Vacation
Diary of a Wimpy Kid
The Zombie Chasers
How to Train your Dragon
The Secret Series
Red vs. Blue
A lot of other things probably that I forgot...
How to Know if You're Addicted to Fanfiction
11. You check your profile every ten minutes.
10. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews."
9. Pens are for idiots, and you wouldn't be caught dead with one. How on earth are you supposed to erase when you want to rewrite?
8. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fanfic.
7. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet.
6. Short disclaimers are for losers. Whoever thinks up the craziest (or goriest O.O) gets a cookie.
5. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction.
4. A story idea isn't a story idea. It's a plot bunny.
3. You hear people talking about a ship (the water variety), and you jump, like, five feet in the air and act like you've never heard the word used outside of the fanfiction context.
2. Whenever something inspiring happens, you screech, "Ooh! Fanfic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours.
1. You repost this onto your profile! :)
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
(Note: I found this and couldn't stop laughing for 10 minutes straight so yeah. I didn't write this btw.)
Serious-ish Quotes and Stuff:
(Do not read if you came here for the random)
10 year old Warriors fan, Emmy Grace Cherry was a warrior fan and had warrior spirt. Emmy and her parents, Dana and Jimmy Cherry, were killed in a tornado in February 2007. On Wands and Worlds, a fantasy fiction forum, several fans agreed that she deserved a warrior name. One fan performed the cermony and named her Brightspirt. Other fans agreed this was the perfect name. The Erins placed her along with her parents in the book Long Shadows as Brightspirt, Braveheart, and Shinningheart.
Prayer for the Military.
Please keep the wheel rolling. It will only take a few seconds of your time, but it'll be worth it to read on...
Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands.
Bless them and their families.
I ask this in the name of Jesus, our Lord and Savior.
When you read this, please stop for a moment and say a prayer for our servicemen and women all around the world.
There is nothing attached, but this can be very powerful.
Of all the gifts you could give a Soldier, prayer is the very best one.
Do not stop the wheel, please -- just send this on
Got a problem with me? Solve it
Think I'm trippin? Tie my shoe
Can't stand me? Sit down
Can't face me? Turn around
Love me? Great
Hate me? Even better
Think I'm ugly? Don't look at me
Don't like my style? Don't like yours
Don't know me? Don't judge me
Think you know me? You have NO idea!
I'm me. Hate it? Get over it!
Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,
Calling me DUMB won't make you SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make you BEAUTIFUL,
Calling me MEAN won't make you NICE
Mummy... Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back, it shot with a great crack!
Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold.
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother.
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now.
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best. Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest.
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass.
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss.
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry.
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest.
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack.
Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo.
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, mummy I wanted to live.
But mummy I must go now the time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date. I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true. Mummy all I wanted to say is, "Mummy I love you".
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Nobody deserves to have their life snatched away like this. Copy and paste this to your profile.
Does evil exist?
The university professor challenged his students with this question. Did God create everything that exists? A student bravely replied, "Yes, he did!"
"God created everything? The professor asked.
"Yes sir", the student replied.
The professor answered, "If God created everything, then God created evil since evil exists, and according to the principal that our works define who we are then God is evil". The student became quiet before such an answer. The professor was quite pleased with himself and boasted to the students that he had proven once more that the Christian faith was a myth.
Another student raised his hand and said, "Can I ask you a question professor?"
"Of course", replied the professor.
The student stood up and asked, "Professor, does cold exist?"
"What kind of question is this? Of course it exists. Have you never been cold?" The students snickered at the young man's question.
The young man replied, "In fact sir, cold does not exist. According to the laws of physics, what we consider cold is in reality the absence of heat. Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-460 degrees F) is the total absence of heat; all matter becomes inert and incapable of reaction at that temperature. Cold does not exist. We have created this word to describe how we feel if we have no heat."
The student continued, "Professor, does darkness exist?"
The professor responded, "Of course it does."
The student replied, "Once again you are wrong sir, darkness does not exist either. Darkness is in reality the absence of light. Light we can study, but not darkness. In fact we can use Newton's prism to break white light into many colors and study the various wavelengths of each color. You cannot measure darkness. A simple ray of light can break into a world of darkness and illuminate it. How can you know how dark a certain space is? You measure the amount of light present. Isn't this correct? Darkness is a term used by man to describe what happens when there is no light present."
Finally the young man asked the professor, "Sir, does evil exist?"
Now uncertain, the professor responded, "Of course as I have already said. We see it every day. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil."
To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is not like faith, or love that exist just as does light and heat. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light."
The professor sat down.
The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will.