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Joined 01-04-13, id: 4461009, Profile Updated: 05-28-24
Author has written 26 stories for Star Fox, Fire Emblem, StarTrek: The Next Generation, StarTrek: Deep Space Nine, Star Trek: 2009, Elder Scroll series, Big Hero 6, Dota 2, Stargate: Atlantis, Stargate: SG-1, The Santa Clause, Gravity Falls, StarTrek: Voyager, Winnie the Pooh, and Doctor Who.

I love writing, mostly original fiction, but when I'm bored or sad I will often find myself writing fan-fiction, mostly about Stargate or Star Trek.

Currently working on (at a snail's pace) (in order of priority):

You Are the Desert. (Star Trek: The Next Generation drama, and Star Trek: Voyager to a significantly lesser extent) Lieutenant JG Taurik's brother goes missing and his friends notice. Drama ensues. It doesn't make too much sense, but I try to tie a little bow at the end. (Currently: Something like a rite of passage.) (Next time: At least we're done with that?)

Drž Se, Miláčku. (Stargate: Atlantis family drama) Radek Zelenka learns his family back on Earth needs him. I like to think this story is just a relaxing read and the characters aren't too out-of-character if you squint a little. You know, suspend your disbelief. If you want an OC on Atlantis that tends to fail around rather than save the day, Anna might just be your girl! Also Dad-Radek. That's the content I'm here for. (Currently, seriously who invited you in?) (Next time: Fire everything.)

We Take Weekends Off. (Gravity Falls family drama) Basic idea is that the Pines family is having some money (and other) problems. We need to fix it before summer is over to save the rest of the summers. Doesn't really have a story yet, but I have several ideas for what I'm doing. (Currently on hold due to lack of solid story.)

A few things to know about me:

I can be found on AO3 under the same name, but there are generally more of my stories here. I guess there are two GF stories I don't intend to move over here... But anything else over there can be expected to come here eventually (and visa-versa), but I'm lazy. The tagging system there is nice, but I like just about everything else here better so. I'm torn.

I have a very low tolerance for romance of any kind. That means I tend to write it really, really badly. Doesn't mean it doesn't turn up (because it's the easiest way to drum up some drama, you know?), but don't expect it to be good.

Meanwhile, I tend to focus solely on family and friend dramatics and shenanigans: you know, the kind of stuff that would never actually appear in an actual TV show or novel. At least, not as the focus. I tend to reserve my work on actual plots for my original fiction. I also tone down the angst there, if you can believe it. Here, I do what I want. And you can't stop me.

Bizarre crossovers are the best. Where is the Stargate: Atlantis/Fire Emblem crossover where John Sheppard is a badass myrmidon? I also feel like there really should be a Life is Strange/Gravity Falls crossover that plays it straight, but I haven't seen it. Will I write these things? Probably not. But would I like to? Absolutely. If you want to see this... let me know. I might be inspired to make something happen.

I pretty much only fanfiction film, television, and games. I find fanfiction for books sort of strange because I'm pretty attuned to style and things like that. So it just strikes me as incredibly hard to read and write. This isn't an issue with visual media.

While your political/moral/anything-else opinions are important, this is hardly the venue to argue about them. Solidarity is for the weak, and those you despise will only find more reason to reciprocate. So why waste your time and mine by copy/pasting an entire (boring) book into my bio? See the entire (dubiously boring) books below for more on my political/moral/anything-else opinions.

God is good. Or, if all statements of significance would be stated so succinctly and without blatant (badly-done) emotional manipulation, I might think differently. So can I get an amen?

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Needing, Getting by GraboidFarmer reviews
Missing scene from "A Tale of Two Stans". It's late, and once again Stan is lamenting his life choices and the universe's personal grudge against him. Thankfully, this time is different. This time, he has Mabel. (Cross-posted from AO3)
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2021 - Mabel P., Grunkle Stan - Complete
Nowhere Man by erieva reviews
On his way to Gravity Falls, Fiddleford McGucket picks up a hitchhiker.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,163 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/4/2018 - Grunkle Stan, F. McGucket, Grunkle Ford - Complete
Star 69 by nicnac918 reviews
Ford has had enough of these weird prank calls
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,374 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/10/2018 - Published: 12/27/2017 - Grunkle Stan, Grunkle Ford - Complete
Meet Me on Sunday by TomFoolery reviews
Sarek's first month as science attaché to the Vulcan consulate on Earth is a disaster, causing him to question his future as a diplomat. When he inadvertently offends a young schoolteacher, he sets in motion a chain of events that will shape the rest of his life… and hers. NOW COMPLETE.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 120,352 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 9/23/2017 - Published: 12/15/2016 - [Amanda G., Sarek] - Complete
Braingate by Bladelover reviews
McKay and Zelenka answer the questions no one has ever asked, and it's the same answer for all of them: the Stargate did it to us. The recommended course of action results in funny hats, paradigm paranoia, hairstyle adjustments, fun with speech patterns, and Rodney's personal phobias threatening the entire city. Pretty much in that order.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,611 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/6/2016 - Published: 2/22/2015 - Rodney M., John S., Carson B., Radek Z.
Starfleet Diversity and Accommodations Statement by TheShadowArchitect reviews
The other day I saw Star Trek Beyond, and began to wonder- what kind of diversity statement must Starfleet have? How the heck do you protect the rights of what is literally infinite diversity in infinite combinations? This is what I came up with.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2016 - Complete
Of Night and Day by TrueFaith21 reviews
Well I have always wondered what would happen if Keeper of the Light and Night Stalker became "buddy cops". So this is my attempt at that I suppose. I will be writing extra story if people would like to read them. Well I will most likely be writing them anyway cause I enjoy the story.
Dota 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2015 - Night Stalker
Exile by sueKay-04 reviews
Three years after 'Enemy at the Gate' the team find themselves back together again and battling enemies old and new. But with many of the relationships that held them all together on Atlantis now fractured and broken, do they still have what it takes to save Earth? McKay & Sheppard friendship.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 95,543 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/6/2015 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Rodney M., John S., Teyla E., Carson B.
Sorting Sideways by Biskoff reviews
For a thousand years the Sorting Hat has put students where they fit best. Only a handful of times throughout history has it ever been said the Hat picked wrongly. In the year of 1991, that's the only thing people were saying. On the one-thousandth-and-one year of Hogwarts, the Sorting Hat decided to change things around. Pity it didn't tell anyone beforehand.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,890 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 290 - Published: 11/28/2015 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
For the Uniform by Evenmoor reviews
The NCIS team investigates the brutal death of a seaman in an alley in Washington D.C. - only to discover a second man, barely clinging to life. It's up to them to discover the truth of what happened that night to bring these men together. Case fic.
Crossover - NCIS & Flashpoint - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,683 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 6/18/2014 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M., Mike S., Greg P. - Complete
Remember That You Are by Beatrice Otter reviews
It wasn't until later, when Teal'c asked the question, that George gave it any thought. Though, in highdsight, it was obvious that a Jaffa would notice a mark on someone's forehead.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Gen. Hammond - Complete
Oblivious by kali82 reviews
or four times Spike didn't realize he was on a date with Winnie (despite all the evidence)
Flashpoint - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Mike S., Winnie C. - Complete
Losing Touch by Winter Ashby reviews
Rodney's ATA gene therapy stops working and he struggles to cope while the rest of the team rallies to come up with a solution. But is there something else he's not telling them? [McKay Whump] The city was too quiet without it, too lifeless. It reminded him of life before cities could fly or buildings could hum and light through stained glass could sing. Before he was whole.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,624 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Rodney M., John S., Radek Z. - Complete
Three Scientists and One Small Room by Rivulet027 reviews
S1. A Wraith attack leaves Miko, Radek and Kavanagh stuck in a storage room together.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Radek Z., P. Kavanagh - Complete
The Psyence of Numb3rs by DinerGuy reviews
Gus goes to Los Angeles for a medical conference, and Shawn decides to tag along. When a bomber targets the hotel, Don Eppes' team heads up the investigation, and Shawn finds himself working with a certain mathematician who doesn't believe in psychics.
Crossover - Numb3rs & Psych - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,296 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Charlie E., Shawn S. - Complete
A New Beginning by Debi C1 reviews
Episode New Ground brings Nyan of Bedrosia to a new world.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Teal'c
Autumn of '73 by MaureenT reviews
In the autumn of 1973, two children meet, one shattered by tragedy, the other lonely and bitter, and forge a friendship that will change their lives. Daniel & Sam friendship fic.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 216,144 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 7/2/2007 - D. Jackson, S. Carter
Fenced by fluidstatic reviews
Mal finally fences the Lassiter. Balthier is much obliged.
Crossover - Firefly & Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Mal, Balthier - Complete
Turning Point by MaureenT reviews
Daniel is transported into the past, where he meets a Goa'uld like no other, one who will play an extraordinary role in history. Will Daniel's presence alter the course of that history or will it lead to something he could never have imagined? COMPLETE.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 127,240 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - D. Jackson - Complete
Homecoming by mwalker reviews
When a possible source of trinnium is discovered in Canada, StarGate Command runs into local problems. Unfortunately, Rodney McKay is their best choice for fixing things, and he's not happy about visiting his old hometown.
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Corner Gas - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,517 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Rodney M. - Complete
By Accident or By Design by Hafae a.k.a. Hufflepuffer242 reviews
Everything in the factory is going wrong and Bernard needs to find Santa. When he does, Santa has some very important news he needs to tell him.
The Santa Clause - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Complete
Logic by Itarille Celebrindal reviews
Susan Pevensie was logical. And that, perhaps, was her downfall when it came to believing in the magical world she had once ruled with her siblings. For logic, by nature, defied the existence of faith.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
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You Are the Desert reviews
When the Voyager goes missing, one lieutenant JG on the Enterprise takes it especially hard. Unfortunately, one cannot control what one does not first possess. - Featuring primarily Taurik (and Lavelle) of the TNG episode Lower Decks.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,053 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 10/27/2023
Caretaker reviews
The USS Defiant on its maiden voyage goes to the Badlands to capture a Maquis raider as an initial test of its brand-new systems. Playing fields are leveled and jokers are added to the deck. I have no idea what I'm doing except rewriting Voyager. Kinda. It will never be finished. Because that's just crazy talk. Ep1 complete!
Crossover - StarTrek: Deep Space Nine & StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 71,504 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 4/6 - T. Riker, Chakotay, Kes
The Muse reviews
Where did B'Elanna get all that stuff she told Kelis about Vulcans? Because he sure didn't come up with it himself. - mostly B'Elanna being baffled as she usually is about emotions in general. (Takes place during "Muse" 6x22 and also mostly some time after "Blood Fever" 3x16.)
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/6 - B. Torres, Vorik - Complete
Interdimensional Castaway reviews
[Crossover with Palworld] Stanford Pines takes a wrong turn somewhere, discovers some interesting technology, and makes a new friend.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/13 - Grunkle Ford - Complete
Drž Se, Miláčku reviews
[ENGLISH] The mysterious recipient of Zelenka's Letter from Pegasus, his fifteen-year-old daughter, has been trying to get in touch for almost half a year now. (More slice-of-life than anything. Includes angst, dramatics, humor, romance, and adventure. A relaxing story, I hope. Except when it's not.)
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 138 - Words: 413,049 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/27/2023 - Published: 5/27/2016 - Elizabeth W., Rodney M., Radek Z., E. Lorne
A Subject Both Near and Dear reviews
"There's something very comforting about coming home from work at the end of the day and having a familiar face waiting for you, you know? Still, I digress. Where was I? Uh, right. Leadership." McKay finds out he has a kid, and he's not ready for what this means for anybody - much less himself.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 187,808 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/3/2023 - Published: 2/10/2022 - Rodney M., John S., Jeannie M., OC - Complete
A Reason to Look reviews
So are you telling me you found God out there in extradimensional space somewhere? - An earnest attempt at introducing the Pines family to religion. Not a good one, but at least an earnest one.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21/2022 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Grunkle Ford - Complete
We Take Weekends Off reviews
The kids become (more) aware of their uncles' money problems.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,815 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/1/2022 - Published: 11/30/2021 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Grunkle Ford
Two Weeks Late and Right on Time reviews
Things could go a little bit differently if that postcard from Gravity Falls made it to New Mexico just a little bit later. A what-if story for A Tale of Two Stans.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,232 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/29/2021 - Published: 12/25/2021 - Grunkle Stan, Grunkle Ford - Complete
Part of the Magic reviews
This has been a weird year, hasn't it? - Christmas of '94 (or was it '93?) definitely had its moments. And most of them were notably... not great in the eyes of the head elf.
The Santa Clause - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/19/2020 - Bernard - Complete
Rodney and Radek Are Friends reviews
Just random bits featuring Rodney and Radek. (I'm not sure if the title is sarcasm or what.) I may add more. Each chapter is more or less self-contained. R&R? My first Atlantis fanfic.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/14/2016 - Published: 4/23/2016 - Rodney M., Radek Z.
Lost Pieces reviews
It should have been a day just like any other, but it wasn't. (Tribute to Anton Yelchin.)
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2016 - L. McCoy/Bones, P. Chekov - Complete
The General's Crayons reviews
Episode tag to "Learning Curve." I didn't know Crayola shipped to Orban...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2016 - Gen. Hammond, W. Harriman - Complete
Prime Directive reviews
When a strange malfunction pulls the Enterprise and Defiant into a strange new universe, they find themselves entrenched in a battle between a technologically inferior species and alien parasites. PROBABLY DEAD. I keep hoping I'll get back to it, but it's been a while now.
Crossover - StarTrek: Deep Space Nine & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,676 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 12/17/2015 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Jadzia D., J. Quinn
Good Morning, Night Stalker reviews
The Keeper of the Light and the Night Stalker spend some quality time in the woods.
Dota 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2015 - Night Stalker - Complete
In the Stars reviews
The characters of Star Trek 09 living in an alternate universe of Skyrim. The whole crew is here but Kirk, McCoy, and Spock are central.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 45,421 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/1/2015 - Published: 5/30/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Legacy reviews
You're gonna help a lot of people. - A nine/ten(?)-year-old Tadashi -
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Aunt Cass, Tadashi Hamada - Complete
SG-1's Long Trek Home reviews
An every-day boring trip through the Stargate takes Jack, Daniel, Teal'c, and Sam where no one has gone before. Well, sort of. (ON HOLD - I haven't forgotten it, I just can't stand my ending anymore. On the hunt for a new one. Realistically dead.)
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,870 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 1/4/2013
Enterprise's Toast reviews
To the best captain any ship ever had. Angsty fluffy stuff from a thing that actually doesn't have any emotions. At all.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Complete
Time-Traveling 101 reviews
One time-traveler goes to visit another for some advice on his perpetual boredom. If anyone knows how to have fun, it's the Doctor.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Q, 10th Doctor - Complete
House of Cards reviews
Why do we build these things?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2014 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Don't Die and Get Rich reviews
So a Vulcan walks into a Ferengi's bar... (Trial run for a Vulcan character in a Star Trek story I've had on simmer for a while.)
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Quark - Complete
O Captain, My Captain reviews
In the week following *Into Darkness Spoilers*.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,135 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Complete
The Things We Did for Family reviews
Is there anything you would not do for your family? Spock's POV during/after Into Darkness chase scene.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Spock, John Harrison/Khan - Complete
From Then On reviews
From then on in Crimea, it was told that once Ike saw stability return, he left on a journey to lands still unknown. He was never seen again.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Ike, Soren - Complete
Star Fox: Battle for Pooh Corner reviews
Exploring a distant planet, Fox and his team find themselves startled and bewildered by the natives who were, as usual, innocently minding their own business.
Crossover - Star Fox & Winnie the Pooh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,967 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Complete