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Joined 01-04-13, id: 4461009, Profile Updated: 05-26-17
Author has written 17 stories for Star Fox, Fire Emblem, StarTrek: The Next Generation, StarTrek: Deep Space Nine, Star Trek: 2009, Elder Scroll series, Big Hero 6, Dota 2, Stargate: Atlantis, Stargate: SG-1, Winnie the Pooh, and Doctor Who.

I love writing, mostly original fiction, but when I'm bored I will often find myself writing fan-fiction, mostly about Star Trek or Stargate. And mostly crossover-fiction, just because it's crazy fun and diverting stuff to write.

Here are the rules I live by when it comes to writing stuff like this:
1. Have fun. If I like what I'm writing, then maybe someone out there will like it, too.
2. Pretend that my idea, no matter what it is, makes all the sense in the world. It's the only way I could put Star Fox and Winnie the Pooh in the same forest without my brain exploding.
3. Improve my writing in some small way. So thank you to everyone, past, present, and future, who lend a hand to help us all become better writers.

Currently working on (at a snail's pace) (in order of priority):

Drž Se, Miláčku. (Stargate: Atlantis family drama) Radek Zelenka learns his family back on Earth needs him. I can't stop working on this. Send help. (Currently, nothing really. Can't be all disaster, all the time, now, can it?) (Next time: Ever get the feeling you're putting off something really, really important?)

SG-1's Long Trek Home. (Star Trek TV series-Stargate SG-1 crossover) This is a story I've been piecing together bit by bit for a long time. And will continue to do so for a long time. Unfortunately, as I revisited it recently, I realized the ending I'd written seemed unbearably awkward to me. I'm currently looking for a new ending... (Currently, the team is on Deep Space 9. Sam knows why we're here. Daniel needs to figure out how to get home. Unfortunately, Doctor Bashir's curiosity has thrown a wrench in the plan.) (Next time: What did you do now, Julian?)

Prime Directive. (Star Trek TV series-Stargate SG-1 crossover) A story request. I am pretty much unclear what I'm doing with it. However, I have some few ideas. (The Enterprise-D, the Defiant, and the Redding have landed in the Stargate universe. It's just hit everyone that they're not going home for a long time.) (Next time: No idea.)

A few things to know about me:

I have a very low tolerance for romance of any kind. Essentially, I will pretty much never write a fic the central point of which is romance (the only exception to this is Fire Emblem and possibly SG-1 for Daniel and Janet...). Anyway, I don't write it well and read it only slightly better. I don't generally stray from canon pairings (or no-pairings?) otherwise. Romance as a secondary or tertiary, though, I do that a lot.

I don't generally do (or particularly like) OCs, not for any specific reason. My problem with putting my own original characters in is that they're mine and they live in my own universes. I don't need them most times, especially in universes like Star Trek and Stargate. They're huge. I can usually find another character to use instead. (EDIT: It took me years. I now have a Stargate OC all my own, as seen in the monstrosity Drž Se, Miláčku. I guess I spoke too soon, because this story is super fun for me. I still only use OCs when absolutely and completely necessary, though.)

I will never have anything over PG-13 in my stories and that's a promise. Most times I will only barely brush that rating and stick around PG. The most you will find usually is character-applicable swearing, and if a character does not use vulgar language in source material, then neither will I.

Science fiction is awesome. You may notice an affinity for Star Trek and Stargate in particular. I'm one of those people that likes--no, loves anything Trek. From TOS to Into Darkness and beyond. (See what I did there?) (Yes, I am actually that lame.) Stargate characters were like my best friends when I had none. So actually, anything sci-fi is awesome.

I pretty much only fanfiction film, television, and games. I find fanfiction for books sort of strange because I'm pretty attuned to style and things like that. So it just strikes me as incredibly hard to read and write. This isn't an issue with visual media.

I literally could not care less about your political/moral/anything-else opinions. And I know no one else cares about mine. So why waste your time and mine by expounding upon them in my bio? You'll learn more than you ever wanted to know about me by reading my writing anyway.

God is good. Can I get an amen?

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Braingate by Bladelover reviews
McKay and Zelenka answer the questions no one has ever asked, and it's the same answer for all of them: the Stargate did it to us. The recommended course of action results in funny hats, paradigm paranoia, hairstyle adjustments, fun with speech patterns, and Rodney's personal phobias threatening the entire city. Pretty much in that order.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,611 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/6/2016 - Published: 2/22/2015 - Rodney M., John S., Carson B., Radek Z.
Starfleet Diversity and Accommodations Statement by TheShadowArchitect reviews
The other day I saw Star Trek Beyond, and began to wonder- what kind of diversity statement must Starfleet have? How the heck do you protect the rights of what is literally infinite diversity in infinite combinations? This is what I came up with.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2016 - Complete
Of Night and Day by TrueFaith21 reviews
Well I have always wondered what would happen if Keeper of the Light and Night Stalker became "buddy cops". So this is my attempt at that I suppose. I will be writing extra story if people would like to read them. Well I will most likely be writing them anyway cause I enjoy the story.
Dota 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2015 - Night Stalker
Exile by sueKay-04 reviews
Three years after 'Enemy at the Gate' the team find themselves back together again and battling enemies old and new. But with many of the relationships that held them all together on Atlantis now fractured and broken, do they still have what it takes to save Earth? McKay & Sheppard friendship.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 95,543 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/6/2015 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Rodney M., John S., Teyla E., Carson B.
Sorting Sideways by Biskoff reviews
For a thousand years the Sorting Hat has put students where they fit best. Only a handful of times throughout history has it ever been said the Hat picked wrongly. In the year of 1991, that's the only thing people were saying. On the one-thousandth-and-one year of Hogwarts, the Sorting Hat decided to change things around. Pity it didn't tell anyone beforehand.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,890 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 183 - Published: 11/28/2015 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
For the Uniform by Evenmoor reviews
The NCIS team investigates the brutal death of a seaman in an alley in Washington D.C. - only to discover a second man, barely clinging to life. It's up to them to discover the truth of what happened that night to bring these men together. Case fic.
Crossover - NCIS & Flashpoint - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,683 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 6/18/2014 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M., Mike S., Greg P. - Complete
Remember That You Are by Beatrice Otter reviews
It wasn't until later, when Teal'c asked the question, that George gave it any thought. Though, in highdsight, it was obvious that a Jaffa would notice a mark on someone's forehead.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Gen. Hammond - Complete
Oblivious by kali82 reviews
or four times Spike didn't realize he was on a date with Winnie (despite all the evidence)
Flashpoint - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Mike S., Winnie C. - Complete
Scotty's POV by PapayaK reviews
That pivotal (and my favorite) part of "Into Darkness" told from Scotty's point of view. Spoilers!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/25/2013 - M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
Losing Touch by Winter Ashby reviews
Rodney's ATA gene therapy stops working and he struggles to cope while the rest of the team rallies to come up with a solution. But is there something else he's not telling them? [McKay Whump] The city was too quiet without it, too lifeless. It reminded him of life before cities could fly or buildings could hum and light through stained glass could sing. Before he was whole.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,624 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Rodney M., John S., Radek Z. - Complete
Three Scientists and One Small Room by Rivulet027 reviews
S1. A Wraith attack leaves Miko, Radek and Kavanagh stuck in a storage room together.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Radek Z., P. Kavanagh - Complete
The Psyence of Numb3rs by DinerGuy reviews
Gus goes to Los Angeles for a medical conference, and Shawn decides to tag along. When a bomber targets the hotel, Don Eppes' team heads up the investigation, and Shawn finds himself working with a certain mathematician who doesn't believe in psychics.
Crossover - Numb3rs & Psych - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,296 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Charlie E., Shawn S. - Complete
A New Beginning by Debi C1
Episode New Ground brings Nyan of Bedrosia to a new world.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Teal'c
Two Cadets Walk Out of a Bar by darthsydious reviews
Two cadets walk out of a bar and end up friends. McCoy/Uhura friendship, as usual, T to be safe.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura - Complete
Autumn of '73 by MaureenT reviews
In the autumn of 1973, two children meet, one shattered by tragedy, the other lonely and bitter, and forge a friendship that will change their lives. Daniel & Sam friendship fic.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 216,144 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 7/2/2007 - D. Jackson, S. Carter
Fenced by fluidstatic reviews
Mal finally fences the Lassiter. Balthier is much obliged.
Crossover - Firefly & Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Mal, Balthier - Complete
Turning Point by MaureenT reviews
Daniel is transported into the past, where he meets a Goa'uld like no other, one who will play an extraordinary role in history. Will Daniel's presence alter the course of that history or will it lead to something he could never have imagined? COMPLETE.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 127,240 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - D. Jackson - Complete
Logic by Itarille Celebrindal reviews
Susan Pevensie was logical. And that, perhaps, was her downfall when it came to believing in the magical world she had once ruled with her siblings. For logic, by nature, defied the existence of faith.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
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Drž Se, Miláčku reviews
[ENGLISH] A what-if story around the mysterious recipient of Zelenka's Letter from Pegasus. His fifteen-year-old daughter has been trying to get in touch for almost half a year now. (More slice-of-life than anything but expect some angst, dramatics, humor, romance, and adventure. Very little plot, and very, very long.)
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 112 - Words: 316,609 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 5/27/2016 - Elizabeth W., Rodney M., Radek Z.
Rodney and Radek Are Friends reviews
Just random bits featuring Rodney and Radek. (I'm not sure if the title is sarcasm or what.) I may add more. Each chapter is more or less self-contained. R&R? My first Atlantis fanfic.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/14/2016 - Published: 4/23/2016 - Rodney M., Radek Z.
Lost Pieces reviews
It should have been a day just like any other, but it wasn't. (Tribute to Anton Yelchin.)
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2016 - L. McCoy/Bones, P. Chekov - Complete
The General's Crayons reviews
Episode tag to "Learning Curve." I didn't know Crayola shipped to Orban...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2016 - Gen. Hammond, W. Harriman - Complete
Prime Directive reviews
When a strange malfunction pulls the Enterprise and Defiant into a strange new universe, they find themselves entrenched in a battle between a technologically inferior species and alien parasites. PROBABLY DEAD. I keep hoping I'll get back to it, but it's been a while now.
Crossover - StarTrek: Deep Space Nine & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,676 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 12/17/2015 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Jadzia D., J. Quinn
Good Morning, Night Stalker reviews
The Keeper of the Light and the Night Stalker spend some quality time in the woods.
Dota 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2015 - Night Stalker - Complete
In the Stars reviews
The characters of Star Trek 09 living in an alternate universe of Skyrim. The whole crew is here but Kirk, McCoy, and Spock are central. COMPLETE!
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 45,421 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/1/2015 - Published: 5/30/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Legacy reviews
You're gonna help a lot of people. - A nine/ten(?)-year-old Tadashi -
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Aunt Cass, Tadashi Hamada - Complete
SG-1's Long Trek Home reviews
An every-day boring trip through the Stargate takes Jack, Daniel, Teal'c, and Sam where no one has gone before. Well, sort of. (ON HOLD - I haven't forgotten it, I just can't stand my ending anymore. On the hunt for a new one.)
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,870 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 1/4/2013
Enterprise's Toast reviews
To the best captain any ship ever had. Angsty fluffy stuff from a thing that actually doesn't have any emotions. At all.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Complete
Time-Traveling 101 reviews
One time-traveler goes to visit another for some advice on his perpetual boredom. If anyone knows how to have fun, it's the Doctor.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Q, 10th Doctor - Complete
House of Cards reviews
Why do we build these things?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2014 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Don't Die and Get Rich reviews
So a Vulcan walks into a Ferengi's bar... (Trial run for a Vulcan character in a Star Trek story I've had on simmer for a while.)
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Quark - Complete
O Captain, My Captain reviews
In the week following *Into Darkness Spoilers*.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,135 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Complete
The Things We Did for Family reviews
Is there anything you would not do for your family? Spock's POV during/after Into Darkness chase scene.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Spock, John Harrison/Khan - Complete
From Then On reviews
From then on in Crimea, it was told that once Ike saw stability return, he left on a journey to lands still unknown. He was never seen again.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Ike, Soren - Complete
Star Fox: Battle for Pooh Corner reviews
Exploring a distant planet, Fox and his team find themselves startled and bewildered by the natives who were, as usual, innocently minding their own business.
Crossover - Star Fox & Winnie the Pooh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,872 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Complete
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