Rurouni Idoru
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Joined 08-27-03, id: 446121
Author has written 14 stories for Anime X-overs, Yu Yu Hakusho, and Trigun.

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Name: Rurouni Idoru (Yeah, you can call me that.)

Age: None of your effen business!

Height: 5'2"; 5'4" in my favorite boots.

Weight: Who wants to know?

Birthday: March 2nd, so I want good stuff!

Favorite food: Tacos, Chocolate Pocky, and blood/flesh of the infidels! Yay! (All shall worship the Rurouni.)

Least favorite food: Erm...Poop. Yeah, poop. It tastes like crap, and for good reason! (Note: I have never actually eaten poop. I can just deduce that it tastes like crap, obviously.)

Music: Blargh. Anything that-A: Has comprehensible words that make some sense (In any language! Really!) B: Doesn't sound like EVERY EFFING OTHER SONG OUT THERE, C: Isn't sung by someone who could just as easily scratch their perfect nails on a chalkboard and make the same sound, and D) Doesn't have the annoyacne factor of a plague of buzzing locusts.

Anime: What, you want me to list them all?

PetPeeves: Stupid people, annoying people, losing stuff, bad grammar (not just normal casual stuff, I mean like...BAD.)Forgetting...what was I saying again? Oh, and MARY SUES. Burns with an immense hatred for Mary Sues THEY DIE.

Current obessions: The Beatles, Yu Yu Hakusho, Excel Saga, and wonderfully twisted humor.


Would you like to know what I'm currently working on? No? TOO BAD! Muaha.

"Of Spiders"- A sequel to "Junko," Takes place after the end of Trigun. Let's just say that it shows everyone how Rem's values affect different people. (And how bugs the size of small mammals affect Junko.) (I WILL do it someday, I SWEAR!)

"'Neechan"- First chapters up, but don't get excited yet, there's plenty more where that came from. Feel free to send suggestions for future chapters (not thatanyone will).

"Yukina and Shimo: A Bittersweet Tale"- Well, the first part of the story is right down there. And it's gettin' to thegood stuff now.

"Bittersweet Romance"- Getting near the end, everybody-and the fluff WILL return! I just need to get the chapter explaining it out of the way. Expect this to have lots connected to it. I like writing these characters.

"Warped History Repeated"- Sequel to "Bittersweet Romance." The end of Naru's tale is not the end of the whole story. A psychiatrist with a secret becomes entangled with what's left of Sensui. Will the children of the Reikai Tentei have to step in to stop the apocalypse again, or will the crisis be averted on its own?

"Family Ties"- Kuwabara's parents: who are they, and why do we never see them? My spin on the ever-unknown question.

"In The Beginning"- My first attempt at Excel Saga fanfiction. Everyone knows how Ilpalazzo feels about the world, but what exactly made him see things that way? And why is the codename of every ACROSS member also the name of a hotel chain?

I've also got more Tinyfics to type up and add. Of course, they're all totally unrelated, so I can't guarantee you'll like 'em.

And those are just the ones I've started sorting out! Oh, and possible updates of "When the Flip Ever," but it's very unlikely.

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Can We Kill Him Now by whowhenwhatever reviews
The spirit detectives are watching someone who is flirting with death. Mainly because he compares Hiei's head to fruit but, they have to protect him. From everyone including themselves.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 71,043 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 5/22/2004
Me, Myself, and Kuronue by TypoNumber5 reviews
After an, erm, INTERESTING accident, Kurama finds himself thrown across space and time and into Makai and his past. Will Youko realize 'Suuichi's' true identity? If so, what will he think of his future? And most importantly, will Kuronue get his popsicle?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,410 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 11/17/2004
Doctor by Wind Kitty reviews
Minoru Kamiya, 29, kind-hearted, intelligent, attractive, and young. Not exactly the description of one who is going to become a serial killer, now is it? Or-maybe it is. My take on how "Doctor" was forged. Please R&R!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/17/2004
Reincarnation by Wolf of the Frozen Flame reviews
What if Karasu was the reincarnated Kuronue? Short and kind of plotless, but I just had to write it. Read and review, please!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2004 - Complete
Of Snow and Blankets and More Snow by Rhianwen reviews
[Completion! We have completion!] We all know the plot of a blanket-fic, right? One guy, one girl, one blanket, and a whole lotta snow. Will Excel figure out the best way to keep warm, or will this tired old plot be infused with some new life?
Excel Saga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,294 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Updated: 6/5/2004 - Published: 5/20/2004
A Rurouni's Guide to Idiocy by RurouniGochan reviews
The journey from hitokiri to rurouni a mentally angstbusting change. ...Normally. The Oro, the dono suffix, the Sessha... It all had to come from somewhere or rather, someone. A lighter look at how The Rurouni came to be.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,449 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 11/12/2003 - Published: 4/23/2002 - Kenshin
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3107 - Favs: 1,868 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
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I Bet You Say That to All the Girls reviews
One-shot. A Reikai employee reflects on her time as a ferrygirl in the days of Sensui. A fresh perspective on where things went wrong.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Complete
Bittersweet Romance reviews
Sensui spoileriffic. Tales from someone frequently overlooked, and her strange, fragile world. Contains kinda shounen-ai. But it's only there a little.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,955 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 11/12/2004
Neechan reviews
Kurama tells the various stories of his first partner, Kireihana. Closely related to my other Kurama-centric fics.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,633 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/13/2005 - Published: 11/23/2004
The YYH Tinyfic Collection reviews
My collection of YYH Drabbles, in an insanely broad range of topics!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/13/2005 - Published: 2/1/2005
Family Ties reviews
Why does no one ever see the Kuwabara parents? There may be a good reason Kazuma never mentions them.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/4/2005
Yukina and Shimo:A Bittersweet Tale reviews
Rated just in case. Yukina decides to return home for a while, after finally truly finding her brother. While everyone's worried about her dissappearance, she finds a disturbing surprise back at the frozen continent...
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,545 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 8/8/2004
First Sight reviews
One-shot. Hiei talks about "Love at first sight." Not what you might think. HieiOC...sorta. Don't worry Hiei fans, just imagine yourselves as Teara, and you can like it too.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Complete
Flora, Fauna, and Kites reviews
Why did Kurama become a thief? Kurama reflects on the events that led up to his rebellion. Rated for events that small children should not have to live through.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/18/2004 - Published: 11/13/2004
Junko, the Innocent Child reviews
It's been said that Vash the Stampede changes the lives of everyone he meets. This is one such story, about an aspiring (but failing) musician. Rated just in case.
Trigun - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,429 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/25/2004
YYH Songfic Mania! reviews
My collection of YYH songfics, rated for later chapters. Each chapter focuses on a different character. Please, review, and give me more songs to write to!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8/26/2004 - Published: 8/25/2004
Yin and Yang reviews
Holy spoon, a G-rated work? A poem about the partnership of Youko Kurama and one of my OCs, Kireihana. So different, yet so much the same. Makes more sense if you've read "Deep Roots."
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/10/2004
Deep Roots reviews
One-shot: Youko Kurama's a cocky young fox, just starting his career as a thief. When his carelessness gets him caught by a hungry youkai, could it change his life?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/14/2004 - Complete
Transplanting Roses reviews
Yusuke's managed to survive thus far, but now there's this new girl at school, and she's every bit as nitpicking as Keiko, if not moreso. On top of that, she's got this ego, and this masculinity...Is this girl going to drive Yusuke completely crazy? Duh!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/14/2004 - Published: 4/10/2004
When the Flip Ever! reviews
What happens when I read a friend's fic, become flooded with ideas, and have been watching WAY too much SNL? This, of course! Likely to have more chapters, added as I feel like, or when I finish typing them.
Anime X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,176 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/29/2003