Avogadro's Minion
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Joined 01-04-13, id: 4461686, Profile Updated: 01-04-13
Author has written 6 stories for CSI, StarTrek: The Next Generation, and Lord of the Rings.

Hi, I'm Avogadro's Minion. I'm a chemist who enjoys science fiction, fantasy, and crime drama. I've written more than my share of lab reports, but I'm still working my way into writing fiction. I used to be known as chem_nerd around these parts, but I foolishly signed up some 8 years ago with an email address I no longer have access to. Here's to digging out my old pieces, and writing a few new ones.

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The Official Fanfiction Academy of Starfleet by hermione-of-vulcan reviews
After years of abuse, the fandom that spawned fanfiction, the term "Mary Sue" and the first slash couple has decided to take a stand against badfic. So they establish the Official Fanfiction Academy of Starfleet, where they teach writers of badfic for TOS, TNG, and Voyager to write goodfic. A spinoff of misscam's Official Fanfiction University of Middle-Earth.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,197 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 9/15/2012
One Last Time by JustAnotherMisfit13 reviews
When Calvin's daughter Katrina has monsters hiding under her bed, Calvin gives her a certain tiger to help protect her.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
The Official Whoniversity of Fanfiction by Vilinye reviews
The powers that be have decided to establish a university where Doctor Who including Sarah Jane Adventures/Torchwood fanfic writers can learn to write properly. Involves fish & chips, pig-human hybrids, TARDIS mix-ups, and pain. Updated MONTHLY.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,181 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011
OFUN: The Official Fanfiction University of Narnia by Warriormaid reviews
OFUN: the Official Fanfiction University of Narnia. Where mice clear their throats way too much, mini-serpents dog students' every steps, and Peter comes complaining to Miss Sara every other day.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,795 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Shasta/Cor, Peter Pevensie
The Official Fanfiction University of Olympus by Regardless1604 reviews
The Olympians, along with their children, are tired of being put into terrible fanfiction. Now these badfic writers and rabid fanbrats will learn their lesson—the hard way. Never will they think of fanfiction the same way. Enrollments are closed.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,171 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Official Fanfiction University of Redwall by Kit and Minty reviews
Cowritten by Laburnum Steelfang and kitsune106d. An authorised spinoff of the Fanfiction University of Middleearth, where fanbrats come to learn through pain.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,678 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 10/10/2006
Janelle and Hobbes by Evilness321 reviews
After his daughter comes home from school the day before her birthday in tears, Calvin decides it is time to hand his best friend from his youth to the next generation...
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Calvin, Susie Derkins
The Baker Street Fanfiction Academy by Juliet Norrington reviews
[DISCONTINUED] BSFA, the school for Sherlockian fanfiction writers, has finally arrived. The MiniHounds of the Baskervilles and Irragulars keep order, while slashers and lusters are given their just deserts. A Miss Cam authorized OFU.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,449 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 9/28/2003 - Complete
Shared Memories by Inumaru12 reviews
Calvin's daughter wonders what her father was like and turns to her friend Hobbes to fill in the gaps and Hobbes looks back on memories of his best friend. Very light and one-sided Hobbes/Calvin shonen-ai One-shot/drabble
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University: Star Wars by Fennity reviews
Inspired by Camilla Sandman's OFUM. Star Wars writers are whisked away to a fanfic university in space for lessons taught by the characters themselves. TK-000, Team Hotass, the Wonder Twins, and tons of unauthorized Force usage... learning through pain!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,482 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010
In the Keeping of HFA by Meir Brin reviews
Something more is happening at the Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy this year. Something other than mass fanwriter education Through Pain. Something more... sinister? Maybe, but "chaotic" and "insane" work too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,430 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 9/9/2003
Official Fanfiction University of the Caribbean by SirenoftheStorm reviews
Classes on nautical terms and language, pirates and piracy, characterization, and historical accuracy will be taught by the characters themselves. Loosely based off Camilla Sandman's OFUM.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,557 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Complete
Official Fanfiction University of the Carribean 2 by SirenoftheStorm reviews
The second term of the OFUC, in which we will address topics and characters introduced in AWE. Loosely based on Camilla Sandman's OFUM. All fanfiction writers are welcome to apply as students! All applications will be accepted.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/19/2009
The Official Fanfiction University of Cats by Ekwy reviews
At THIS school, you get to learn about important things that you have to know to write CATS based fanfiction. Who are the teachers? The characters themselves, of course! A Miss Cam approved spinoff. Chap. 33 up.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,825 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 2/12/2005
The Official Fanfiction University of CSI by CSICo-ordinator reviews
Vengeance can be sweet, but so can education and the CSI characters have decided it’s time to do some teaching about fanfic. Shipwars, mayhem, lusting, oh my! Welcome to OFUCSI.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,663 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/10/2005 - Published: 7/2/2005
The Official Fanfiction University of Narnia by Aisshe reviews
A Miss Cam-authorized OFUM spin-off. Prepare to be welcomed by a sword-fighting mouse and grouchy Marshwiggle, and to meet the acquaintance of the minis! Complete with learning through pain, and a multi-tasking course coordinator.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,215 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 1/22/2004 - Complete
Reminiscence by Kenya Starflight reviews
Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 1,933 - Follows: 150 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
Official Fanfiction University of Crossovers by XNemesis reviews
The OFUC...a place where fangirls scream, minis laugh, and much is yet to be learned. Will bad!crossovers forever plague fanfiction? A Miss Cam authorzed OFU
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/1/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004
Ways to Kill a 'Sue by Huinesoron reviews
Hey kiddies, do you know what a Mary-Sue is? I do . . . something that, during the course of this story, DIES! Muahaha!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/21/2003 - Published: 8/26/2003
The Official Fanfic University of Stargate by Shemyaza1 reviews
The Official Fanfiction University of Stargate - Ficcers can either improve their fic skills or be forever tortured by the System Lords and not allowed to write fics ever again!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,932 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/8/2003 - Published: 8/22/2003
The Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy by Meir Brin reviews
**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam-authorized OFU)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 79,887 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3102 - Favs: 1,850 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 2,130 - Follows: 192 - Published: 1/8/2002
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Party Crashin' reviews
How do you make the CSI team mad? Simple. Mess with one of their lab techs. And that's not the only party going up in smoke tonight... Set somewhere around Season 3. Reading and reviewing are both highly encouraged. Rated for language and somewhat risque setting - it IS Vegas, after all...
CSI - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,434 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013
Dead Days reviews
Another crazy night in Vegas - tonight, trouble seems to be cropping up on college campuses. What will the team find? Set somewhere around Season 4-5. Reading and reviewing are both highly encouraged; flames will be summarily laughed at. Written as a sequel to my earlier CSI piece, Xenophobia, but can easily stand alone as well. Rated primarily for language.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,952 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Complete
Xenophobia
A Russian family is visiting Vegas. After one of them is killed, Grissom and his team must bring the killer to justice. But this time, they must contend with language and cultural differences. Both reading and reviewing are encouraged.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,272 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2013
As Normal as I'll Ever Be reviews
This is the sequel/follow-up/whatever you wish to call it to my earlier TNG story, No Need for Normal, though it can probably stand alone. While on course to a local Starbase, the Enterprise receives a distress call from a nearby planet, where they find a rather interesting child. Complete.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,701 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Complete
The Manifestations of Trouble in Middle-Earth reviews
There are lots of forms of trouble in Middle earth. And they'll all drive folks crazy when they come... Both reading and reviewing are encouraged; flames will be laughed at. One shot, Complete
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Complete
No Need for Normal reviews
What is the price of normality for one Starfleet officer? Is it worth it? Is her condition even a disease? Both reading and reviewing are encouraged, flames will be summarily laughed at. One shot, Complete
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Complete
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