![]() Hello, I am Moonshadowcuteness Please take care of me I'm warning you now, I have a long ass profile XD Gender: Female Eye color: Silver with a tint of Blue Hair color:Black with Silver Hilight Favorite colors:Blue, Silver, Black, Purple, White, Green, Orange, Red and Yellow Loves:Anime,Manga,Singing,Dancing,Writing,Reading,Hanging with friends, Gemstones,Playing gamesXD,The enviornment,Creascent moons,Rice crackers,Crab,Lobster,Walks on the beach,Sukiyaki, Takoyaki, J-Pop, J-Rock, California Maki, Mangoes, Lemon-grass Tea, and COFFEE!!Panda's though I dont touch em,watching horror movies even if they scare me,and sending time with familly 1 Put a cookie into a glass of milk in public, and when it sinks scream, "MY COOKIE DROWNED!" and then cry. 2 When you are in a public bathroom yell "NOOOOO the toilet took my poop!" 3 Go jump on a random guys back and yell "THE SKY IS FALLING RUN MAN RUN!" 4 Go to a public bathroom with chocolate on your hands. Reach under stall & ask for toilet paper. 5 Stare at a potato. 6 umm... Be a caterpillar in my blankets and then burst out in a bra and panties saying, "I became a butterfly" 7 Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly and look back at them with an extremely weird face. 8 Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!" 9 Drive a tricycle past a cop while drinking a juice pouch screaming "YOU CAN'T CATCH ME" 10 Run up to someone random on the street and slap them with a loaf of bread. 11 hit someone on the face with a book and say, "I FACEBOOKED YOU." 12 Draw a face on a potato. Name it Joe and throw it at people and yell "Joe I told you not to run away!" 13 Congratulate everyone coming out of the bathroom stall. 14 Go to the library and complain to the librarian there is no book on how to read. 15 Name your hair George, then go to the salon and be upstet that they killed him. 16 Go in a store, when you hear something on the loudspeaker drop to your knees and shout GOD HAS SPOKEN. 17 Go up to a random stranger and whisper in their ear, "I take showers naked." Then walk away slowly, still looking at them. 18 Poke someone in an elevator and tell them they're squishy. 19 Blow up a balloon, tape it to yourself, run down the street, and scream, "ITS FOLLOWING ME!!!" 20 Everytime your teacher tells you a fact in class yell, "LIES! ALL LIES! PIZZA WAS INVENTED BY HOBOS!" -- But... I have nothing more I can hope for... ...won't be just another unattainable illusion. FMA bluebird game summaryIn order to gain something, one must give something of the same value. At that time, we believed that to be the world's one and only truth. If one does not make a sacrifice, nothing can be accomplished... Until one day, Alphonse falls unconscious for no apparent reason. Alphonse and Roy are worried at Edward's mysterious disappearance and embark on The PlotThe story of the game takes place after the ending of the manga. Pride!Ed ending- In this ending, Ed failed to restore his brother's body. Vegetable!Ed ending- In this ending, Ed sacrifices his soul to restore Al, Roy ending- In this ending, Al dissappears before Ed could do human transmutation on him. Tea Alchemist ending- The only happy ending, but a stupid one at that. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I Now you have two choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart Love My Mommy: When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back. When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class. When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night. When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter. When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got. When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out. When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn. When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends. When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world. When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children. Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you. If YOU love your mom, re-post this. Love My Daddy: At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap. When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice. When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back. When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row. When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house. When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste. When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter. When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked. When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could. When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night. When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn. When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends. When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country. When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children. And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you ever did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, re-post this on your profile If you have ever bawled over your favorite character dying in a movie or book, copy and paste this into your profile! If you wonder who started this stupid list in the first place, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile. If you think it's funny to watch your friend do somthing stupid, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever wished you could jump into a movie/book and smack a character for being so incredibly stupid, copy this into your profile. If your one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on in if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile. Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this on your profile. Did you know that 96% of people even if they say they are Christians will not stand up for him. So if your one of the people that is in the 4% group put this on your profile. If you deny it you are denying Jesus Christ yourself. In the bible it says that if you deny him he will deny you right in front off his father. So put this on your file if you ever want to walk through the gates to heaven. Please do this. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this on your profile. He'll see it IF YOU BELIVE IN GOD, READ THIS!! A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said, Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like.' The Lord led the holy man to two doors. He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in. In the middle of the room In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew which smelled The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering. The Lord said, 'You have seen Hell. They went to the next room and The holy man said, 'I don't understand. It is simple said the Lord. It requires but one skill. You see, they have learned to feed each other, while the greedy think only of themselves.' When Jesus died on the cross he was thinking of you! He died for you…why not live for Him? He died for you…why not live for Him? This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. I can tell when someone is lying. I don't care what people say about me. I am a strong girl. I wasn't born to blend in. I was born to stand out. I sing as if no one was listening. I dance as if no one was watching. I love as though I have never loved before. (not really, I have loved people. For instance: YOUR FAMILY) I will always stay strong no matter what goes for me. I am perfect just the way I am. God never makes a mistake creating us. Bullying is always wrong. Bullying means making fun of their imperfections, threatening them like they were never supposed to exist. Bullies follow the devil. I am a leader, and I will always be one. No matter how many insults, I stand strong. Copy and Paste if you are or want to be this person. Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master. . . He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher. . . He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer. . . He had no army, yet kings feared him. . . He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word. . . He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him. . . He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us. . . If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son then copy and paste this in your profile If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says. . . " If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven. . . " Your boy side: You love hoodies You love jeans Dogs are better than cats It's hilarious when people get hurt. (If it's their not bleeding or dying) You've played with/against boys on a team. Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck. You own/ed an XBox 360 Played with hotwheel cars as a kid. At some point in your time you wanted to be a fire fighter. You own/ed a DSI or PS3. (Own) You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers X You watch sports on TV. Gory movies are cool. You go to your Dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. (Yeah they're fun to watch) You used to/do collect baseball/football cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. (sweatpants) It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, blue, red, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (green, black, blue ) You love to go crazy and not care what people think Sports are fun. Talk with food in your mouth Sleep with your socks on at night. (all the time) My total: 24/24 Geez... Your Girl Side: You wear lip gloss/stick. You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You wear pink. You go to your mom for advice. (I gotta say, she's better at giving advice than my dad) You consider Cheerleading a sport. You hate wearing the color black. You like hanging out at the mall. You like getting manicures/pedicures. You like wearing jewelry. (YEAH) Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars. You are in gymnastics/dance. (Both) It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. You smile a lot more than you should. (Of course!) You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/ cologne. (Whut? You want me to smell bad then?) You love the movies. Used to play with dolls as a little kid. (Dude, I have a t-shirt that says 'death to barbie' on there. Would you think I would even dare touch one?) Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (It's fun giving people really messed up makeovers!) Like being the star of everything. You like girl talk (e.g. That's toats fab) You text your friends too much (Eeyaahh) My Total:11/25 I guess I'm like a boy America (Alfred F. Jones) You love hamburgers (x) You think you're awesome (x) You love to invent things (x) You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films (x) You can seem to be very brash to other people ( ) You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business (x) You're terrified of ghosts ( ) You know aliens exist ( ) You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time ( ) You wear glasses (x) (6/10) England (Arthur Kirkland) You like tea (x) You were quite tough as a kid (x) You're very sarcastic and cynical (x) Your cooking is awful ( ) You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts... (x) But you refuse to believe in aliens (x) You have tried doing black magic before ( ) You get drunk quite easily ( ) When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy ( ) You're good at embroidery ( ) (5/10) France (Francis Bonnefoy) You're very affectionate (x) You think you have a great fashion sense (x) You like wine ( ) You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears (x) You love red roses (x) When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women ( ) You're very proud of yourself (x) You love culture and the arts (x) You're very flamboyant ( ) You say you're a gourmet ( ) (6/10) Russia (Ivan Braginski) You had a very sad childhood ( ) You're very tall ( ) You have a tendency to switch between personalities (x) You wear a scarf all the time ( ) You love sunflowers (x) You love vodka ( ) You can seem intimidating to other people ( ) You're very strong (x) You have a big nose ( ) You have a strange laugh that can scare people (x) (4/10) (Is it a good thing? Russia's cute yet scary... I think... .-.) China (Wang Yao) You're very mature (x) You're very superstitious ( ) You're very religious (x) You love pandas (x) You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes (x) You love Hello Kitty ( ) You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously (x) You work hard (x) You're good at drawing (x) You like sweets (x) (8/10) The Axis North Italy (Feliciano Vargas) You were bullied a lot in your childhood ( ) You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit (x) You're very happy-go-lucky (x) You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies (x) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up ( ) You're a good artist (x) You can be clumsy at times (x) You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something (x) If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!" (x) You would surrender in a war situation ( ) (7/10) Germany (Ludwig) You're very stoic and serious ( ) Sausages are your favorite foods ( ) You like to walk dogs/your dog (x) Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case (x) You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T ( ) You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules (x) You work very hard (x) Your alone time is your 'happy time' (x) You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people ( ) You've had issues with money once or twice ( ) (5/10) Japan (Kiku Honda) You're very mature (x) You think everything over before saying it (x) You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one (x) You isolated yourself during childhood ( ) You became very successful in a short amount of time (x) You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world ( ) You can seem cold/aloof to other people ( ) You're good at practical tasks (x) You need time to adjust to new people ( ) You are an otaku - an Anime or Manga crazy person (x) (6/10) Other countries Austria (Roderich Edelstein) You are very well-raised (x) You're polite (x) You love classical music (x) You like cake (x) You have a mole on your face ( ) You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away (x) You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument (x) You've composed music before (x) You tend to call people 'morons' ( ) You wear glasses ( ) (7/10) (Shocker!) Canada (Matthew Williams) You're often ignored by people ( ) You look younger than you actually are (x) You love hockey (x) You love polar bears (x) You hate fighting ( ) You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy ( ) You often get mistaken for someone else (x) You feel under-appreciated ( ) You're bilingual ( ) You always carry a bear with you (x) (5/10) Cuba You smoke ( ) You're very physically strong (x) You've won a lot of fist-fights (x) In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other ( ) You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics (x) You like hot weather ( ) You can be very friendly from time to time (x) You look very tough on the outside (x) You make a very nice role-model (x) You don't let people get a word in edgeways ( ) (6/10) Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry) You have a potty-mouth ( ) You like to wear flowers in your hair ( ) You used to be a very tough kid (x) You're very reliable (x) It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy (x) You're very faithful (x) Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike (x) You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese (x) You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next (x) If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it ( ) (7/10) Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis) You're very loyal (x) You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together (x) You're very serious ( ) You have a lot of patience (x) You think too much about philosophical stuff ( ) You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc... ( ) You're not very confident ( ) You were quite rebellious as a child (x) People tend to walk all over you ( ) You're a born worrier (x) (5/10) Poland (Feliks Łukasiewicz) You love the color pink ( ) You have a friend that you always walk all over ( ) No matter what happens, you tend to revive like a Phoenix (x) You act before you think ( ) You are first very shy and hard to get friendly with ( ) But after you DO get friendly, you act like you're a King towards them ( ) You are able to talk like the opposite gender (x) You talk with words such as "like" and "totally" ( ) You seem like a clown but you're actually quite delicate (x) You love ponies (x) (3/10) Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo) You love tomatoes ( ) You're a bright thinker (x) You have a country-bumpkin like atmosphere ( ) You are kinda insensitive (x) You tend to go along with other people's thoughts or plans (x) You're scary when you're angry (x) You're passionate (x) You have a person that you care for dearly, but they don't seem to appreciate you that much ( ) People should NOT get near you when you had alcohol (x) You have people that are Best Friends, but rivals at the same time (x) (7/10) South Italy (Lovino Vargas) You have a younger sibling that you don't get along well with ( ) But you kinda rely on them anyway ( ) You're friendly to girls (x) But you're strict and unsocial towards guys ( ) You act strong but actually, you're a wimp ( ) On some parts, you're weaker than your younger sibling ( ) You have someone that cares for you dearly but you think of them as annoying ( ) You love your family, but you just don't show it ( ) You're truthful to yourself, in some cases (x) You love pasta, pizza, gelato, and fruits (x) (3/10) Prussia (Gilbert Beillshmidt) You have a younger sibling that you always count on ( ) You're slightly aggressive (x) You think you're totally awesome (x) You have a pet bird (x) You're loyal to your superiors/parents/teachers (x) You're actually punctual, strict and serious, you just don't seem like it ( ) Some people you like, some people you just hate like insane (x) You tend to pick on some people ( ) You have an old friend that you just can't beat no matter what (x) You have good friends, but they're not exactly the best people you can find (x) (7/10) Switzerland (Vash Zwingli) You stay neutral in things no matter what (x) You are reclusive ( ) You seem peaceful, but you'll fight if you have to (x) You work hard on things until they're done (x) You can't get along friendly with other people ( ) But, you're kind towards siblings (x) You're actually quite strong (x) You have a lot of money (x) You seem difficult to get along with, but you're actually kind and caring ( ) You had a hard past ( ) (6/10) Korea (Im Yong-Soo) You care a lot about your family (x) You love watching movies, and creating things (x) You're stronger than you seem (x) You're a Going-My-Way person (x) You love kimchi ( ) You're mysterious, and people can't tell what you're thinking (x) You tend to piss off your elders ( ) You like to claim things as yours ( ) You love games and Internet (x) You're slightly perverted ( ) (6/10) Finland (Tino Väinämöinen) You love Christmas and Santa (x) You're honest and quiet (x) You are good at high-tech machinery (x) You like coming up with weird things (x) You sense of taste is bad, as people say ( ) You tend to fight against people who are stronger than you ( ) You let people poke you around for a while, but then you get them back ten times worse (x) You love saunas ( ) You're generous, but you also have a scary side as well (x) For some reason, you have weird naming skills (x) (7/10) Sweden (Berwald Oxenstierna) You don't talk much, and you tend to stay quiet ( ) You're honest, serious, and love debates ( ) You're actually passionate, but you just don't show it (x) People think you're scary ( ) You're clever with your hands (x) You make weapons with things that people don't imagine (x) You're clumsy with human relationships ( ) You tend to go against stronger people ( ) You give up pretty quick ( ) In the inside, you're smiling. On the outside, you're glaring (x) (4/10) Denmark People say you're loud and annoying (x) (6/10) Norway People say you're cranky (6/10) You say Twilight I say Rise of the Guardians You say vampires I say Guardians You say Jacob Black I say Pitch Black (who cares if they have nothing in common?) You say Team Edward I say Team Jack You say Robert Pattison is hot I say Chris Pine is HOTTER (or his animated Frosty form) You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple? I beg to differ... it's so Frostbite You say Edward I say Bunnymund... beat that, punk Never seen Twilight, nor read the books, nor care a crap. If I got something wrong, tell me and I will grin with pride and mischief. Copy and paste if you think that our Guardians are better! A MESSAGE TO JACK FROST: Pfft. "No one believes in me" MY BUTT. JACK, DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE CRAZY THINGS KIDS DO THESE DAYS FOR A SNOW DAY? Flush 3 ice cubes down the toilet, sleep with your PJs inside-out, wooden spoon under pillow/by window. Crazy kids these days... IF YOU ARE LIKE THIS PUT IT ON YOUR PROFILE! I believe the sun will shine, That is the place I wanna go. Fav Quotes: -Yeah, I love being shoved in a sack and tossed through a magic portal! -Jack Frost -And when I promise something, I never ever break that promise! -Rapunzel -You just gestured to all of me! -Hiccup -Pain is just a test of faith, whether it's physical or mental you have to stay strong and be faithful to God.- Adriana Frost -Rain will fall, but we will stand tall. -Kida Peters/kidapeters.003 -Some people are like slinkies, they're really good for nothing... but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs! - They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, because if you just stood there - Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. - You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. - When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, and tell Life to make his own darn lemonade! - When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let Life wonder how you did it. - When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then. - Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over. - Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, it's the number of how many times your breath gets taken away. - I'm just like a crayon. I may not be your favorite color, but you'll need me in order to complete your picture. - The best thing about music is that when it hits you, it doesn't hurt. - She built up a world of magic because her real life was tragic. - When the world says 'Give up', hope whispers: 'Try it one more time'. - God gives his toughest battles to his bravest soldiers. - As we grow older, it becomes harder to believe. Its not that we don't want to, its just that so much has happened that we just cant. - Love is like violin. The music may stop now and then, but the strings remain forever. - Stars can't shine without darkness. - Life is like freshly fallen snow. Be careful where you walk, because every step will show. - I may not be perfect, but I'm always me. - Seeing isn't believing. - I'd take a bullet for you. Not in the head, like in the leg or something. - Worst. Idea. Ever. [pause] Let's do it. - People who investigate noises in horror movies deserve to die. - It's better to have loved and lost than to live with the physco for the rest of your life. - I've probably learned more from Google than I have from school. - I'm not crazy. My reality is just different then yours. - I'm not easily distr. . .OMG! SHINY! I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together. Man: Your eyes they're amazing. If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this... If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity. 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "*", no one knows she was raped at age 14. People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 88 of you won't,the other 22 aren't heartless and will.Hi, my name is Amy Bruce. I am 7 years old, and I have severe lung cancer . I also have a large tumor in my brain, from repeated beatings. Doctors say I will die soon if this isn't fixed, and my family can't pay the bills. The Make A Wish Foundation, has agreed to donate 7 cents for every time this message is sent on. For those of you who send this along, I thank you so much, but for those who don't send it, what goes around comes around. Have a Heart. Put this as your status. Even when you can’t see him God is there! If you believe in God, copy/paste this into your profile. If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile. I'm bored...If you’re bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you’re hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! I want child abuse to stop. If you do to, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile. If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile. If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil copy and paste this in your profile. If you think Anime guys are sexier than real-life guys, copy/paste this onto your profile!! If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE- if you have ever listened to music in another language, and sung along having no IDEA what they are SAYING and PROUD OF IT If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever forgotten what you were going to say copy this onto your profile If you've ever talked to yourself copy this onto your profile If you haven't died yet copy this onto your profile If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity. If you get inspired to write at random moments through the day put this on your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile. If you believe that all life is equal, no matter what sort of creature it is, copy this into your profile. If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have no problem with OCs and have no idea why other people don't like them, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this. If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character. Copy and paste this into your profile. If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted one of these to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can't seem to stop listening to music, EVER, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think Barney should roast in hell, COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!!! 30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are in the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this on your profile If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile. If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Anime, video games, cartoons, comics, you name it. If you LOOVE going hyper, copy this into your profile. If you like loling, copy this into your profile If you've ever wondered how you look like when you were still in your moms stomach, copy this into your profile. If you have ever cuss at your posessions for no reason, copy this into your profile. If you have looked at somebody before, copy this into your profile. If you think you're sexy, copy this onto your profile. If you've read all these, copy and paste this onto your profile. Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. Copy and Paste if you think this is incredibly cute. Gσt A Prσblεm?...Sσlνε It! Lσst?...Gεt Fσund! Think I'm Trippin?...Tiε Mч Shσε! Cαn't Stαnd Mε?...Sit Dσωn! Cαn't Fαce Mε?...Wεll Turn Arσund! Lσvε Mε?...Grεαt! Hαtε Mε?...Eνεn Bεttεr! Think Im Uglч?...Dσn't Lσσк At Mε! Dσn't Likε Mч Stчlε?...Gσ Lιкє Yσurѕ! Dσn't Knσw Mε?... Dσn't Judge Mε! Think Yσu Knσw Mε?...Yσu Hαvε Nσ Idεα! Think I'm Not Cool?... Go Get A Fan! Think I'm A Loser?...Find A Trophy! Think I Have No Life?...Go Find One! cαℓℓιηg мє FAKE ωση'т мαкє уσυ REAL, cαℓℓιηg мє DUMB ωση'т мαкє уσυ SMART, cαℓℓιηg мє WEAK ωση'т мαкє уσυ STRONG, cαℓℓιηg мє UGLY ωση'т мαкє уσυ PRETTY, cαℓℓιηg мє MEAN ωση'т мαкє уσυ NICE, cαℓℓιηg мє NERDY ωση'т мαкє уσυ POPULAR, cαℓℓιηg мє POOR ωση'т мαкє уσυ WEALTHY, уσυ cαℓℓ мє αℓℓ тнєѕє тнιηgs, вυт I don't. so ωну вσтнєя? Copy & Paste if you believe any of these things! Month one Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me! Month Seven Mommy I am okay. I am in an angel's arms. She is holding me. She told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. If you're against abortion, re-post this My name is Molly I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Molly And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! Her name was Auroura She was only five This is what happened When she was alive Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly cries She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking," God, why? Why is My life always sinking?" Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high The poor child was hit and slapped As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrust the blade Right in her chest, " You deserve to die You worthless pest! " The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying Police showed up At the small little house They quickly barged in Everything was as quiet as a mouse One officer slowly Opened a door To find the sad little girl Lying on the floor It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. This is a poem about Drug Abuse, if you care at all, copy and paste this poem to your profile: Meaning of each letter in your name A: Hot #-(._.-) A waffle for you, (-._.)-# A waffle for her, (-.#.-) A waffle for me, -(;u;)- No waffle for you. 42 Things to do in an Elevator 1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" Favorite manga/ anime: Magi:lybrinth of magic "Fear is not evil; it means knowing your weakness." FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN FREAK RUN!' FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?' FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp! 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART :I Hi. Doo wou wanna annoy a fwend ow a bwudah/shishter? Here are 14 ways to do so! 1. Tell your sibling he/she has a unibrow. 2. Fart when you're all in the car: Takes a long ride to get to your destination The A/C is on full blast Say, "does anyone smell that?" while wiggling your eyebrows3. When sis/bro is gonna eat something you already munched on (like a lamppost, granola bar, etc.), and they just wanna snack on it for a lil bit, say "I'm sick." Fortunately, they will drop what you were eating. Pick it up (only if it isn't dirty) and start munching on it again, saying, "I'm jk." Then they would get pissed off at you XD works EVERY time! 4. Talk to them in gibberish. 5. Eat with your mouth open. 6. On a powerpoint presentation, stand up to block their view, and say, "my friend has a question!" 7. Talk to them in cookiemonster form. "C, is for cookies. Uhh... I like cookies! C is for candy! C is for cupcakes! C is for cake! C is for cotton candy! C is for I C U!!!" They will get really get uncomfortable and just get away from you as soon as possible. 8. Tell them "You know what I just realized? You had a pair of eyeballs" And do a troll face. 9. Wake them up at 3 in the morning and say, "it's time for school!" and really, it's summer vacation. 10. Sing in an off-pitch tune and if they complain, do it even worse. 11. Say, "Talk to the booty cuz the hand is on doody" shake your butt when u say booty, and make ur hand poop when u say the hand is on doody. 12. If they ask you for help just say "Talk to trashcan over there. Maybe he can help you" (point to the nearest trashcan) They will say "What the heck?" 13. When they poke your shoulder to get your attention, do this: Face them Say, "wait, I have something to say to you first." Open your mouth as if you're gonna say something When they're getting prepared to listen to what you're saying... Just make a disturbing noise14.When they're all talking and talking and nagging, while you're doing nothing else stupid but daydreaming... (S)he might ask you if you're even listening to them... Just simply say "hi" and then go away.
MY Definitions H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K.= Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge S.W.A.G.= Something We Asians Got M.A.T.H.= Mental Abuse To Humans Six Truths in Life 1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility. 2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it. 3. And discover #1 is a lie. 4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot. 5. You soon will forward this to another idiot. 6. There is still a stupid smile on your face ... The Stupid Test! heehee. (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, than u r not stupid.) P.S. this is not a real test, just something for fun! (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. (x) You have run into a glass/screen door. (x) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. (x) You have run into a tree. (x) It IS possible to lick your elbow (x) You just tried to lick your elbow. ( ) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm. ( ) You just tried to sing them. (x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. (x) You have choked on your own spit. ( ) You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it. (x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice (x) You just looked at it. ( ) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it. how mean ( ) People have called you slow. (x) You have accidentally caught something on fire ( ) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek. (x) You have caught yourself drooling. (x) You’ve fallen asleep in class (x) If someone says “fart” you laugh. (x) You just laughed. (x) Sometimes you just stop thinking (x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about ( ) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you (x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”. (x) You use your fingers to do simple math. ( ) You have eaten a bug. (x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important (x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it (x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc. (x) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will (x) You break a lot of things. ( ) Your friends know not to use big words around you (x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused (x) You have fallen out of your chair before (x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling Total: 29 Oh my god. I'm stupid (Nah... It's just weirdness) A white man said "colored people are not allowed here". Put this on your Naruto! x (")_(") /l、 A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that this is this panda put this on your page I BELIEVE IN JACK FROST AND I'M PROUD!! You know that you're a Rise of the Guardians fan when… 3. If your initial is: 4. If you were born in: 5. If you choose: 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 9. If you choose.. 10. This wish will come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! sad yet beutiful poem T'WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE, MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY, WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO, IN THIS HOME, DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES, OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT, CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR, IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED, AN AUSTRALIAN SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO, OF WHOM I'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES, THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS, WHO WERE WILLING TO FIGHT. SOON ROUND THE WORLD, THE CHILDREN WOULD PLAY, AND GROWNUPS WOULD CELEBRATE, A BRIGHT CHRISTMAS DAY. THEY ALL ENJOYED FREEDOM, EACH MONTH OF THE YEAR, BECAUSE OF THE SOLDIERS, LIKE THE ONE LYING HERE. I COULDN'T HELP WONDER, HOW MANY LAY ALONE, ON A COLD CHRISTMAS EVE, IN A LAND FAR FROM HOME. THE VERY THOUGHT BROUGHT, A TEAR TO MY EYE, I DROPPED TO MY KNEES, AND STARTED TO CRY. THE SOLDIER AWAKENED, AND I HEARD A ROUGH VOICE, 'SANTA DON'T CRY, THIS LIFE IS MY CHOICE; I FIGHT FOR FREEDOM, I DON'T ASK FOR MORE, MY LIFE IS MY GOD, MY COUNTRY, MY CORPS.' THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER, AND DRIFTED TO SLEEP, I COULDN'T CONTROL IT, I CONTINUED TO WEEP. I KEPT WATCH FOR HOURS, SO SILENT AND STILL, AND WE BOTH SHIVERED, FROM THE COLD NIGHT'S CHILL. I DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE, ON THAT COLD, DARK, NIGHT, THIS GUARDIAN OF HONOR, SO WILLING TO FIGHT. THEN THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER, WITH A VOICE SOFT AND PURE, WHISPERED, 'CARRY ON SANTA, IT'S CHRISTMAS DAY, ALL IS SECURE.' Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school. He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could Please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" page if you love For Naruto: NaruSasu/SasuNaru , KibaNaru , NejiNaru/KibaNeji, SasoDei , KakaIru. For Hetalia: GerIta, USUK/UKUS, Spamano, Franada, AustriaxHungary, PrussiaxHungary. Favourite Quotes from Movies/Books/ect: Nicholas: Okay, him. Why do you think he's got his cap down so low? Danny: ...He's fuck ugly? Nicholas: No! It's because he doesn't want anyone to see his face! Danny: -Because he's fuck ugly? -Hot Fuzz Misaki: Niichan...I never thought there would come a time where I'm tormented by strawberries... - Junjou Romantica 2 Romey: Hey, Stuart, don't panic or anything, but I'm heading to the hospital. The contractions have started-- Stuart: Fuck, I have a baby! -Queer as Folk Prussia: Hey Austria It must suck balls to have Silesia taken away by force, huh? France: Aaaaaaaah Smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack- Austria: You are an ass! -Hetalia Sasuke: You...What the fuck were you doing, you bastaard? Naruto: W-well, it's Sasuke's 'daily routine'- Sasuke: That is not my daily routine! You pile of fail! - Trade (SasuNaru Doujinshi) Koneko: Will Okumura be alright? Bon: Of course! He's so stupid he'll probably forget to die even when he's killed! -Ao No Exorcist David: Well...I wasn't the one having a tiff with my boyfriend. Shaun: He's not my boyfriend! Ed: It might be a bit warm, the cooler's off! *hands Shaun beer* Shaun: Thanks babe. *winks* -Shaun of the Dead Guard: Every body start freaking out! Prussia's here- Prussia: Suck it losers! -Hetalia Naruto: Aha! It's just a moment of madness! Sasuke: Are you saying that I've been having erections for seven years due to a moment of madness? - Coming Out (SasuNaru Doujin) Policeman: You think you're funny? Dean: I think I'm adorable. -Supernatural Itachi: Well? Do you want him? Naruto: There's...something wrong with saying I...want him... Itachi: Do you want him? Do you not want him? Those are the choices! Naruto: I WANT HIM! Itachi: YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM! -Extreme Confession (NaruSasu Doujinshi) Urahara: That wasn't nice...I do believe you killed my hat. -Bleach Stu: I lost a tooth! I married a whore! Allan: How dare you, SHE'S A NICE LADY! -The Hangover Friend: ..Oh no, you're falling for your wife you IDIOT! -What Happens in Vegas Misaki: Do you think that just because you love someone you can do whatever you want to them? Usagi: That's simple... I do. Misake: ...Oh, do you now? Usagi: You don't think so? Misaki: ...Perish the thought... - Junjou Romantica 2 England: No thanks, I'll not be a part of another one of your halfwit schemes. America: Why do you hate me? Are you still pissed off over that whole revolutionary war thing? England: Since your illiterate and not our leader, mostly my mind wanders while you're speaking...Like recalling how we burnt your capitol to the ground in 1840- America: Ah! England: Sometimes I picture you as the diabetic fat person you'll likely be in a few years from your strictly hamburger diet! America: Gah!...Since we're all sharing our feelings; those pastries you served me the other day when I visited your house...they tasted like petrified couch stuffing! England: BASTARD! Those scones were a recipe passed down from me mumsie! America: Those were supposed to be scones?! - Hetalia Shaun: David and Diane can come too! Liz: Oh, sure! You don't mind hanging out with MY friends! A failed actress and a TWAT! Shaun: That's a bit harsh! Liz: YOUR words! Shaun: That is NOT true! I did not call Diane a failed actress! -Shaun of the Dead Stuart: It's the complete opposite of childbirth! You have the baby, and then you get fucked!-Queer as Folk Naruto: B-but, why... "I love you"? Itachi: You love him right? That's the point, right? Naruto: No, well...I don't hate him...but love is just...er... Itachi: Do you love him? Do you hate him? Those are the choices! Naruto: I LOVE HIM! Itachi: I WON'T ALLOW IT! Minato: ITACHI GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF! (Don't bully Naruto so much!) - Extreme Confession (NaruSasu Doujinshi) France: When you two are done releasing sexual tensions, we have a meeting to finish! England: That's strange, France actually made a rational point... America: Sorry, that was childish and things got out of hand- England: That's no fair! It's MY job to be mature! -Hetalia Misaki: N-no you see...t-there was a mountain of strawberries, and then I...and he...and there was cake and...but even so I...I'm sure that I... *cringe* I think I must release some kind of crazy Usami-attracting pheremones! Usagi: Huh? Oi, did you hit your head earlier or something? - Junjou Romantica 2 If you got this far, YOU ROCK.sorry for my long and excruciating profile * A Naruto FanFic my favorite story (Not mine o_o '. ) Naruto sat on his bed solemnly, staring out the window, wondering what it would be like to be like a normal kid. To be able to play outside, to have friends, to not be called names or be hurt all the time. Tears fell down his whiskered cheeks as he watched the other kids of the orphanage play happily outside in the sun. Something he never had the privilege to do. There was a sound of a lock being undone and the sound of the door opening which snapped Naruto from his thoughts. Naruto turned to the door to see the headmaster of the orphanage standing there. Naruto scrambled from his bed and gave a clumsy bow, whispering softly, "Headmaster-sama." The man just scowled, "Troji, hurry up and bring the demon his food." An older boy hurried to the man's side, "I got to get back to work Troji. Make sure you lock the door back." The boy nodded, then handed the tray to Naruto, which consisted of a stale piece of bread, a bowl of gruel, and a small glass of water. When Naruto was handed the tray, he dropped to the floor and ate the food with as much dignity and as cleanly as a half-starved boy could. Troji just looked away, because if he did then he could pretend that this wasn't happening. That they weren't practically starving a three year old, and locking him up, as if he were a…a...a demon. Naruto gulped down the rest of the water, then stood tray in hand. He held it up, with a bowed head, "Troji-sama. I done." Troji looked to the boy, bit his lip, shaking his head and taking the tray. Naruto watched as he left and heard the lock turn. He sighed softly before going over to his bed and curling up with tears falling down his cheeks. In the headmasters office he was talking to two other men about Naruto. "So you will allow us to have fun with the demon?" The headmaster nodded, "Just don't make too much noise." The men smirked, "That's what jutsu are for old man." The headmaster sighed with a glare. The men just smirked, "So are you going to take us to him or not?" The headmaster stood up, "Follow me." The two men followed right behind him as he walked down the halls and stopped and pulled out a key. Surprised, since the other rooms didn't have locks on the outside. "Precautions." Was all that the headmaster said. The men shrugged. Naruto looked up hearing his door being unlocked. He quickly wiped his face clean of tears. Naruto once again saw the headmaster enter, except he was with two other people. Naruto stood and once again gave a clumsy bow, whispering, "Headmaster-sama." The two men were shocked, 'Headmaster-sama?'. "Rise". With that spoken word, Naruto stood up facing the headmaster, as if waiting for another command. "These men here have come to…entertain themselves." The headmaster looked the boy up and down. "Since you can't die you can satisfy their enjoyment. Don't disappoint me." Naruto's eyes flashed over to the two men and fear flashed across his eyes, before turning his gaze back to the headmaster. After the headmaster had finished speaking, Naruto gave a short bow, "Hai, Headmaster-sama." The headmaster nodded at the boy, then turned to the men with a short nod, "Have fun." With that, the headmaster left leaving the boy to stare down at the floor, waiting for whatever punishment was coming. The men stared down at the boy then to the other, unsure. Sure, they expected the boy to be treated unkindly, but by the looks of things, he was treated like an animal almost, one that constantly misbehaved so it never went outside, instead stayed locked in its cage. One of the men stepped forward and reached a hand forth to grab the boy's chin. Naruto flinched away instinctively; "Gomen" Naruto whispered giving a soft bow. The man's eye's widened; the boy apologized for flinching away, why? The man's eyes narrowed. "Why did you apologize?" Naruto blinked at the strange question, "Shouldn't I?" The man was confused, "Could you explain it to me?" Naruto kept his head lowered slightly. "I helps wif enjoyment. Buts I fwinch away. Thaz why." The man lifted his hand to the boy's face, and then raises it by his chin. "That's not all is it?" Tears filled the young boy's eyes, "I…I…." The other man stepped forth, "We can't force it from him, Renji." Renji looked up at his friend, "I know. But Hiro…to apologize just for flinching!" Hiro bent down beside Renji to get a look at Naruto. Naruto looked over at him, tears flowing down his cheeks. Hiro reached a hand out and wiped at his tears, he didn't flinch away, but the muscles in his cheeks twitched and something close to fear flashed in his eyes before disappearing. Hiro looked into Naruto's eyes, "I won't force you to tell me. But I would like it if you would. Why is it that you flinch away, that you showed fear?" Naruto's eyes teared up and his lips trembled. "I scared…" Hiro took the boy's hands, "Of what?" Naruto sniffled, "Headmaster-sama…" he whispered. Renji's and Hiro's eyes widened. "Why are you scared of the headmaster?" Naruto didn't say anything, just let the tears fall. Renji finally spoke up, "Does he hit you?" Naruto nodded slowly. "Does he do anything else?" Hiro asked. Naruto hesitated, but it gave them their answer. "Can you show us?" Naruto's eyes widened and he shook his head wildly. "The things he does, does he do them here?" Naruto shook his head slowly. Hiro looked and Renji, "Could you take us. Onegai?" Naruto's eyes widened and he played with his hands. Hiro took his hands, "We're not going to hurt you. I promise." Naruto's eyes widened, and he gave a slow nod. Renji opened the door, "Coast is clear." After they left Naruto's room Naruto led them down many halls before they came to a metal door. "This it." Naruto said softly. Renji looked at Hiro before opening the door and gasping at the sight before them. Naruto hid behind Hiro slightly, afraid to go in. Hiro was absolutely disgusted and horrified. This room was practically a torture chamber, to think the boy survived this, of course he had the Kyuubi in him but still, he was only three. Renji looked at Hiro, "Lets take him to Hokage-sama." Naruto looked up at them, "Renji-sama, Hiro-sama…who's Hokage-sama?" Renji and Hiro glanced down at Naruto with an almost horrified look on their face. Naruto blinked, "Nani?" After running through their memory bank, they sank to their knees in front of him, "Naruto, we don't want you to ever call us that again." Naruto looked confused, "Not Renji-sama and Hiro-sama?" Hiro nodded, "That's right Naruto. You can call me Hiro-san and him Renji-san." Naruto's face scrunched up, "But, Headmaster-sama say that…" Hiro held up a hand and Naruto stopped talking. "Don't worry about that, I'll be called Hiro-san and he'll be called Renji-san." Naruto pouted, "Hai, Hiro-san." Hiro smiled and ruffled his hair, making him pout more. Renji chuckled. "Alright let's go." Hiro picked up Naruto and the same look he had when Naruto called him Hiro-sama crossed his face. Renji looked confused, "Ready Hiro?" Hiro looked over at Renji, "Y...yeah." With a quick shunshin they were right outside the Hokage's office. Naruto's arms were wrapped around Hiro's neck, his eyes wide in surprise. "Sugoi! That was so cool." The woman at the desk chuckled at the little boy, looking up at the three. "Hokage-sama's in a meeting right now. He should be done shortly." Hiro and Renji nodded and sat down to wait. Naruto wiggled in Hiro's arms. Hiro looked down at Naruto, "What is it Naruto?" Naruto looked up, "Can I get down and look around Hiro-san? Onegai!" Hiro smiled softly, "Sure. But just this room." Naruto nodded, and hopped off of Hiro's lap. Naruto ran to the window and looked out, his eyes widened, "Sugoi!" Then he ran to a plant in the corner of the room, "Ne, Hiro-san. What's this?" Hiro looked over to Naruto, his eyes filled with sadness, he really was confined to that room, "Well, Naruto that there is a potted plant. But I think the plants that are the prettiest are those that are grown wild." Naruto smiled, "Will you show me? Onegai." Hiro smiled, "Hai, if I can. I'll do all that is in my power to make sure that you see plants of the wild." Naruto smiled. After that, Naruto looked at everything else, the woman watched sadly, somehow knowing that this boy was the Kyuubi container and was really saddened that someone went this far in their hatred. Suddenly Naruto stopped in front of Hiro and Renji. The three occupants blinked at the sudden calmness. "What is it Naruto?" Naruto blinked, "It is time for my supper. Headmaster-sama usuallwy calls Troji-sama to bwing it to me. Buts we not at home." The three blinked. Renji rubbed the back of his neck with a small smile. "What do you usually have for supper and maybe I can go get it for you." Naruto tilted his head slightly to the side, "Same ting I have for bweakfast and wunch. Old bwead, gwueal, ands a small gwass of water." The three other occupants of the room had wide eyes. Hiro's eyes were flashing angrily, 'no wonder he was so light'. Renji looked down at Naruto, "Is that what you want Naruto?" Naruto looked up at him, "Its food Renji-san." The woman's eyes teared up, 'Damn those that did this to him'. Renji smiled, "I'll bring you something else, okay." Naruto nodded and Renji was off. Hiro picked up Naruto and sat him in his lap. Naruto leaned back with a sigh. The Hokage's door opened and Hiashi Hyuuga and Hizashi Hyuuga along with their children stepped out, saying their farewells to the Hokage. Hiashi and Hizashi looked over at Hiro and Naruto and gave Hiro a polite nod after looking Naruto over they gave him a small smile, if you consider a tilt of the lips a smile. Neji and Hinata glanced over at them as well. After giving a bow towards Hiro, their gaze fell onto Naruto. For a minute the three just stared at each other, and then Naruto tilted his head fox style, making him look quite cute. Both Neji and Hinata blushed; while Hiro, Hiashi, and Hizashi chuckled thinking he was going to have a lot of fanclubs, of both genders. The Hokage watched from the doorway, wondering what was going on. "Well we have to see the Hokage. See you around Hyuuga-sama." Naruto blinked, "Bye Hyuuga-sama." The four Hyuugas was just about to turn the corner when Naruto called out. They blinked; Hizashi looked to Hiashi, "Why did it sound as if he had a lot of practice being polite?" Hiashi looked back towards where they came from with narrowed eyes, "I don't know. But I plan to find out. Let's go." The Hokage looked at the two before him, "So what have you come to me for about today Hiro?" Hiro gave a small grin, "Well…" His answer was cut off with Renji busting into the room, "I got it, Naruto! I got your supper! It's miso ramen. It's the best! You just got to try it!" Naruto blinked, "What's ramen?" Renji face planted, "Food of the Gods! Its noodles, broth, meat, sometimes vegetables, and….." Hiro bopped him on the head, "Just let him eat. And the food of the gods is sushi, not ramen." The two started fighting; Naruto blinked then glanced at the food like it was poisonous. He picked up the chop sticks trying to figure out how to break them apart. The Hokage, who had been watching the two ninja acting like children saw his predicament and decided to help him out. The Hokage sat down on the floor Indian style, like Naruto, and held his hand for the chopsticks. Naruto looked up at him, "Help, Onegai?" The Hokage smiled, "Hai." Taking the chop sticks and popped them apart, "Like that." Naruto gave him a smile, "Arigato, Hokage-sama." Picking up the bowl, Naruto dug into it, but still ate dignified and cleanly. Sarutobi was surprised at how someone who dug into their meal like that could eat dignified and eat without making a mess. The two ninja's were still arguing. The Hokage sighed, "I really don't feel like yelling today." Naruto looked at the Hokage, "I know how make them stop fwighting." Sarutobi's eyes looked at him with a pleading expression, "Onegai!" Naruto stood up, with his bowl in hand, and like he done back at the orphanage he bowed his head and held the bowl up, "Hiro-sama, Renji-sama…I done." Sarutobi's eyes widened. Immediately their fighting stopped and they turned to Naruto, eyes wide. 'Was this how it was every time he finished eating?' they thought at the same time. "Naruto what did we tell you to call us?" Hiro asked gently. "Hiro-san and Renji-san." Hiro lifted Naruto's head by his chin, "Then why did you go back to calling us Hiro-sama and Renji-sama?" Naruto looked over at Sarutobi then back at Hiro, "Well yous and Renji-san were fwighting, and Hokage-sama didn't wants to well. Ands I knew yous not wike me cawing you Hiro-sama and Renji-sama." Hiro smiled softly at the boy's logic. Sarutobi stepped forth, "Hiro, Renji…You keep calling him Naruto. Is this the Naruto that…I mean…" Hiro looked at him solemnly, "Hai, Hokage-sama. But we took him from the orphanage. Though I hate to admit it. Because of hate towards Kyuubi we had gone to take it out on the boy. But when we got there. It was horrible. Hokage-sama, his door was locked from the outside; he called the headmaster, 'Headmaster-sama". He led us to this metal door, after we persuaded him of course, inside the room, Hokage-sama it was like a freaking torture chamber. It was horrible. You could see dry blood and you could smell it as well. You could almost smell the fear coming from the room. We just had to get him out of there." Sarutobi nodded as he watched the boy look around the room in wonder. "Why does he act as if everything he sees is new to him?" Sarutobi asked confused. Renji looked to Naruto, "Look closely at Naruto's complexion. If someone were to look real close, they would be able to tell that Naruto's complexion is naturally tan. Not the tan you get from the sun. But even someone who has a natural tan that stays inside all the time, not once going outside, will become pale. This is what has happened to Naruto. Also with the torture room, I believe that's the only time he's left his room." Naruto walked to Hiro and tugged his hand, "Bathroom Hiro-san?" Hiro smiled, "I'll be right back." He told Renji and Sarutobi. Hiro led Naruto out. Sarutobi sighed sadly, "What am I going to do? He's not old enough to take care of himself; I don't believe he'd be able to." Renji looked thoughtful, "I'm sure Hiro won't mind. But maybe the two of us can take care of Naruto." Sarutobi's eyes lit up, "Really?!" Renji nodded. "Besides, he's not such a bad kid. I don't see why people can't see past the demon." Renji blushed, seeing as he was being a bit hypocritical. Sarutobi just chuckled. Naruto ran back in with Hiro walking calmly behind. "Hokage-sama! Your bathroom is so big!" Renji and Sarutobi blinked before bursting out laughing, the Anbu stationing at the door couldn't help but chuckle. Hiro smiled since he heard it earlier. Sarutobi's assistant giggled, the little boy was cute. Naruto tilted his head fox-like, wondering what was so funny, he was being serious here. Renji and Sarutobi had to force their laughter away, one Anbu was forcing herself not to pounce on the boy and scream 'kawaii' aloud for the world to hear, the other Anbu snickered because he knew what she wanted to do. Naruto sighed softly, thinking that grown-ups were weird. "Naruto, since I can't send you back to the orphanage for obvious reasons, and since you're too young to live alone. Renji here suggested, if it's alright with Hiro that is, that you stay with them, until you think you can live alone, or if you all still want to live together by that time, that's fine too. So Hiro, your answer?" Everyone turned to Hiro. Hiro glared at Renji, Renji gave a sheepish smile. Hiro looked down at Naruto; Naruto's face was blank, not hopeful nor saddened. Hiro bent down in front of Naruto, "Naruto, do you want to stay with me and Renji?" Naruto looked into Hiro's eyes and gave a slow nod. "Are you not happy to have a home?" Naruto looked down, "I scared." Hiro took Naruto's hands, "Of what?" Naruto looked up, "Everyting…" Hiro looked confused, and then a look of understanding crossed his face. He hugged Naruto gently. "Everything will be fine Naruto. We'll take care of you." Naruto's eyes looked up into his with tears pooling in them. Hiro brushed them away. "Everything will be fine." Naruto smiled, "Arigato, Hiro-san." Renji and Sarutobi smiled, "Its set then. You might want to buy him some things first." They nodded, a few minutes later and they were gone. They went into town looking around the stores to find something for Naruto. A couple hours later the three were done shopping and were at home getting Naruto dressed for bed, since he looked ready to pass out. They then tucked Naruto into the guest bed. Both smiling as he tried to fight sleep. "Oyasuminasai Naruto. Aishiteru." They said in unison. "Oyasumi…." Naruto replied, "…Aishiteru." Naruto woke up with a yawn stretching like a cat. He sat on the bed, seeming to be waiting for something. Hiro walked in and smiled when he saw that Naruto was awake. "Good Morning Naruto." Naruto blinked up at Hiro, "Good Morning??" A frown slowly made it's way onto his face. Hiro sat on the side of Naruto's bed. "You say Good Morning to someone when it's early in the day. You say Good Afternoon when it's around lunch time. And you say Good Evening when it's night time." Naruto looked confused for a moment but then nodded, "Well… Good Morning Hiro-san." Hiro smiled, "Good job." Naruto smiled. Hiro held out his hand, "Ready for breakfast?" Naruto looked confused. Hiro looked at Naruto, "You do know what breakfast is…right?" Naruto nodded. "Then what's wrong?" Naruto shuffled his feet and looked down at the floor. "I'm not supposed to eat breakfast first thing; I'm supposed to do something else." Hiro looked confused, pretty sure he didn't want to know. "What are you supposed to do before you eat?" Hiro asked slowly. Naruto looked unsure, because they weren't like Headmaster-sama, he wouldn't have to worry about it. "Umm….nothing….nothing…" Naruto stuttered out. Hiro bent down before Naruto. "I'm not going to hurt you Naruto." Naruto nodded, "I...I know…it's just that since you're not like Headmaster-sama…" Hiro looked at him in understanding, "You figured that what ever you did before breakfast then won't matter now." Naruto nodded. Hiro put his hand on Naruto's shoulder, "That is true Naruto, but…I would like to know just in case something happens of similarity." Naruto bit his lip until it bruised but gave a nod. "Headmaster-sama told me that every morning I was to wait on my bed before I got breakfast. He told me that the only time that I'd ever get milk was before breakfast. Sometimes he'd come, sometimes other guys would come. At…At first I thought he meant real milk but when he came and pulled down his pants and told me to suck it or else….I…I knew it…it wasn't. Some….sometimes…sometimes they…umm…I…Hiro-san, I don't wanna talk about it no more…." tears were rolling down Naruto's cheeks. Hiro pulled Naruto into a hug tears in his eyes, "That's okay; you don't have to say anymore." Renji leaned against the wall outside the door tears falling down his cheeks. 'He's three years old dammit. How can someone rape a three year old?' Renji quickly wiped his cheeks, and stepped through the door, "Breakfast is ready, for anybody who wants some. If not I'll eat it all." It seemed that all traces of Naruto being sad were gone, besides the tear tracks, at Renji's words. "You can't eat it all Renji-san! You might pop!" Renji stared at Naruto wide-eyed before bursting into laughter. "Perhaps you're right, perhaps you're right." Hiro took Naruto's hand, "Come before Renji eats it all." Naruto let out a small giggle before being led to the table by Hiro. After breakfast Hiro and Renji took Naruto to the park who was staring at everything in awe. Naruto was swinging on the swing when suddenly a group of people, plus a dog, rushed by causing Naruto to fall off the swing, getting dirt in his mouth. This was a new sensation and a new taste and he didn't like it, and his arm hurt. Tears pricked his eyes, and slowly began to fall, holding his arm close to him wondering where Hiro-san and Renji-san were. The kids that had ran past were playing and the dog was barking when the dog smelled salt. The salt that came from tears. Making sure no one noticed the dog sniffed out the person responsible for the smell and came upon the boy they had passed earlier. The dog tilted his head slightly, he had seen the kid swinging before they got to him and he wasn't swinging high enough to hurt himself. The dog deducted that it was their fault that the kid was hurt and whined softly. He walked over to the boy and looked him over. Naruto looked the dog over too, was he going to hurt him, Naruto whimpered at that thought. The dog sensing Naruto's thoughts, licked Naruto's face gently, Naruto's eyes widened. The dog did it again, causing said boy to giggle and to scratch the dog behind the ears with his good arm. Voices were calling out, "Akamaru! Here boy! Troublesome…" They heard a dog bark and a giggle just on the other side of the tree. What they saw was surprising. Akamaru was licking the boy's face and the boy was petting him. But the boy seemed to be favoring one arm and had tear tracks on his cheeks. Shikamaru, being his smart self, knew exactly what happened, with one look, and said so. Everyone apologized, and then introduced themselves. "Yo! My name's Kiba, and that's my nin-dog Akamaru." Naruto smiled and pet Akamaru in reply. "Troublesome….My names Shikamaru." Naruto blinked cutely in response causing him to blush, "Troublesome blonde…" he muttered. "I…I…I'm H..Hin..nata. Ni..nice t..to me..meet you." Hinata said blushing. "Umm…Saa…" was Naruto's response. Everyone chuckled and Hinata blushed more. "I'm Neji. I'm Hinata's cousin." Naruto looked back and forth between them and gave a slow nod, "Maa, Neji-kun…you should smile." Neji seemed to blush ten shades of red, 'Did he just call me Neji-kun'. The boys smirked at Neji while the girls giggled. "…Shino…" Naruto blinked a couple of times. "Shino-kun…do you always talk this much?" Naruto askedalmost sarcastically. Shino blinked, blushing, "Ah…" Naruto sighed causing Shino to give a small smile. "I'm..I'm Sakura. Nice to meet you." Naruto beamed up at her, "You too Sakura-chan." Sakura blushed brightly. "I'm Ino. I'm Sakura's best friend." Naruto smiled, "Nice to meet you Ino-chan." Ino almost fainted from the blood rushing to her head. "Umm…I'm Lee. It's really nice to meet you." Naruto grinned, "It's nice to meet you too, Lee-kun." Lee smiled. "My name's Tenten." Naruto smiled, "I won't make fun of your name if you don't make fun of mine Tenten-chan." Tenten grinned, "Deal!" Naruto turned to the boy by Shikamaru, "'Munch' 'Crunch' I'm Choji! 'Munch' I'm Shika's friend. 'Crunch'". Naruto giggled, "Nice to meet you Choji-kun." Choji blushed. "My name is Uchiha Sasuke." Naruto blinked, he could practically see the arrogance rolling off of him. "It's nice to meet you Uchiha-san." Was the only thing that left Naruto's mouth. Everyone was surprised; he was very formal with Sasuke but completely non-formal with the rest of them. For some reason this pissed Sasuke off. Sure he wanted people to worship the ground he walked on, even though he was only 4, but here was someone who was non-formal to other clan head heirs and was formal to him. Now normally he wouldn't care but right now this boy, even if he didn't know his name, was the one person he didn't want to treat him as a clan head heir but as a person. What Sasuke didn't know is that Naruto wasn't being formal with him because he was a Uchiha or a clan head heir, but because he was arrogant, and anyone could see it by looking at him. The other children looked at Naruto, "You know our names…can you tell us yours." Naruto smiled a little bit shyly. "Ah…My name's Naruto. Pleasure to meet you." They smiled at him. Hiro and Renji came in view talking to each other in quiet whispers. They looked up to see a group of kids crowded around Naruto, Naruto sitting under the swing, a dog in Naruto's lap, tears tracks on his cheeks, and it seemed he was favoring his left arm. They looked at each other then hurried over to Naruto and knelt down in front of him, fussing over him like mother hens….or worried parents. "Hiro-san…Renji-san…I'm fine." Trying not to laugh at their fussing. They looked up into Naruto's face and saw he was telling the truth and gave a sigh of relief then hugged him tight. "Umm…Hiro-san, Renji-san…It's our fault he got hurt. We didn't mean to and we're really sorry." Hiro and Renji looked at Naruto to see what he had to say, Naruto just smiled at his new friends, "It's okay. It was an accident." His new friends smiled at him, "Thanks Naruto-kun/Naru-chan." Naruto blushed. Hiro and Renji chuckled, "You can see your friends some other time. Lets get you home." Naruto nodded. Once they got home, they checked over Naruto's arm and found that it was only bruised. "Did you have fun today Naruto?" Naruto smiled up at Hiro. "Hai! I had lots of fun. Akamaru is really cute and Shino doesn't talk a lot." Hiro chuckled, "I see, I see." That night, Hiro tucked Naruto in. "Hiro-san?" Hiro looked into Naruto's eyes, "Yeah?" Naruto blinked tiredly, "Aishiteru…" Hiro smiled gently, "Aishiteru Naruto, Aishiteru." |