Author has written 8 stories for ManHua/Chinese Comics/漫画, Ranma, Naruto, and One Piece.
There was a time, before I actually wrote stories, that I told myself I wouldn't publish anything until I finished it. Then I'd release it in one go so my readers wouldn't have to wait for my stories. It didn't work out.
That sad moment when you realise that most of the fanfics you read are based in the Naruto realm. And that you've never actually read or watched Naruto before...oops
"There's no I in team. Just a messed up me."
"Every dark cloud has a silver lining. On an unrelated note, lightning kills hundreds of people each year."
"It's not that I'm insane, just that I don't ascribe the same value to sanity as you."
"I'm not prejudiced! I hate everyone equally."
"I'm up and dressed, What more do you want?"
"Everybody lives and everybody dies, so live life like a psycho, so there's never a dull moment."
"Money is more important then human lives. Even though we may deny this, human lives are wasted more extravagently then money, and money makes the world go round, no matter what time period."
"Violence is not the answer to everything...But it sure does Help!!"
"With Great Power come the Great need to Nap"
"I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives."
"Don't you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?"
"People say that you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important."
"If you don't succeed at first, Hide all evidence that you tried."
"I'm not suffering from Insanity, I'm enjoying very minute of it."
"It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and punch the shit out of someone"
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did"
"You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same"
"At my lemonade stand I shall give you two glasses; the first is free, the second if five dollars because it contained the antidote to go with the first."
"We're both of the same breed, after all … motives for war are of no concern. Religion, ideology, resources, land, grudges, love, or just because … No matter how pathetic the reason, it's enough to start a war."
"Some people wouldn't know true art if it bit them on the face."
"A smile can get you out of a tough situation, even if it is fake."
"People are judged by their true nature. It is the way of the world. That is why we have an elite, and that is why we have outcasts. We can change our physical appearance and prove our skills with training and study, but ultimately, we are judged by what we cannot change. What can't be changed must be endured. We are who we are, and we must live with it."
"No one can determine another's destiny."
"I'm telling you this because you don't get it. You think you get it, which is not the same as actually getting it. Get it?"
"Of all the things I’ve lost… I miss my mind the most."
"Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas."
"Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!"
"I'm not cynical, everything just sucks."
"Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck."
"Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that."
"I don’t obsess! I think intensely."
"You know it’s going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor."
"Yeah, I could do that. It's definitely possible. In fact, the possibility of that occurring is directly between a snowflake's chance in hell, and me ripping your duodenum up into your larynx, in order to more easily facilitate the dumb-ass things that keep coming out of your mouth."
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice"
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company"
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night" (No shit Sherlock)
"If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts."
"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."
"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realise I should have been more specific."
"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."
"If two wrongs don't make a right, try three."
"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring." (I'm Atheist)
"Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday."
"People say 'I'm taking it one day at a time'. You know what? So is everybody. That's how time works."
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
"Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results."
"Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away."
"Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead."
"The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept."
"Reality continues to ruin my life."
"There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line."
"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint."
"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer"
"My doctor told me to start killing people. Well not in those exact words. He said I had to reduce the stress in my life. Same thing."
"Why does Facebook even give the option to like my own status? Of course I'd like my own status. I'm hilarious. And sexy"
"I hate it when I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like 'You know what's a great movie? Paranormal Activities.'"
"Just remember if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English" (I actually used this once. I had a french accent. It was shit. We got caught... meh)
Dearest Teachers, If is sit next to my best friend, I'll whisper to them. If you move me away, I'll shout to them. It's your choice."
"Trust me, you can dance. -Vodka"
"Art is a Bang!!! Katsu!!" I LOVE DEIDARA!!!
Ok I'm not dead, just not updating any of my stories. Call it a huge writers block. I prefer reading to writing so until I get some inspiration it'll remain this way. If you want to adopt any of my stories PM me.
Ok people, I would like to apologise in advance. If anyone here happens to look at my favourites section, you will find some utterly epic stories and some shitty stories that should go crawl into a hole and die. I was young and my reading preferences were shit. And I'm too lazy to remove them.