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Here's me as a warrior cat.
Age: 23 moons (almost two years, still rather young)
Appearance: Creamy caramel tabby with darker stripes and blue-green eyes
Personality: Shy around others, crazy when you get close to her, likes joking around more than a medicine cat should.
Mother (optional): Honeyheart (Elder)
Father (optional): Rayflight (Dead)
Littermates (optional): Emberwing- dark ginger she-cat (Warrior) Sparkflight- Ginger tabby tom (Queen)
History: Was born in a litter of three, was the least liked in the bunch for timidness though loved greately by mother. Named Glowkit for her bright eyes (mother named them after their eyes opened) and how her mood seemed to cloud around her. Father died just before apprentice ceremony. Named med-cat apprentice, throwing her friendship off course. Given name of Glowstreak at 19 moons for full medicine cat for she runs really fast and amazing memory. (sorry if it lacks detail, i'm tired!)
Extra: Mentor's name is Skyberry, who she is reaaallllly close to. And random fact about my human person form I guess, I was voted the prefix 'Glow' for my unhealthy obsession of glowsticks and suffix of 'streak' for my speed.
Warriors Fan Oath:
I'll remember Brightheart,
When I see a scar on someone's face.
I will think of WindClan,
Every time I win a race.
I'll remember Silverstream,
When I see a young mother.
I'll remember Violet,
When I worry about my brother.
I will remember Goosefeather,
When nobody believes me.
I will think of Scourge,
When someone's teased for being tiny.
I'll remember Mothwing,
When I find it hard to believe.
I'll be reminded of Princess,
When I see someone, who seems naive.
I'll always think of Heathertail,
When someone wants to be 'just friends'.
I will think of StarClan,
When I am near the end.
I will think of Tawnypelt,
Whenever I feel judged.
I will think of Darkstripe,
When somebody holds a grudge.
I promise to remember Cinderheart,
When I climb a tree.
I'll remember Midnight,
Whenever I'm at sea.
I'll remember Leafpool,
When I must follow my heart.
I will think of Hollyleaf,
If I ever fall apart.
I'll remember Brambleclaw,
When I must prove myself.
I'll remember Spottedleaf,
When I'm suffering from bad health.
I'll remember Lionblaze,
When I am felling strong.
I'll remember Tigerstar,
If I choose the path that's wrong.
I'll remember Dovewing,
When I hear something far away.
I'll remember Cloudtail,
When a kitten catches their first prey.
I'll remember Bluestar,
Whenever I must choose.
I'll remember Crowfeather,
When the one I love, I lose.
Feathertail will be on my mind,
Whenever I must be brave.
And I'll remember The Tribe,
When I'm in a cave.
I'll remember Ashfur,
When somebody breaks my heart.
I'll remember Barley,
When me and my siblings are far apart.
I'll remember Ivypool,
When I try to be the best.
I'll remember Firestar,
When my loyalty's put to the test.
I'll remember Crookedstar,
If someone abandons me.
I'll remember Ravenpaw,
If I ever have to flee.
I'll remember Jayfeather,
When I have a strange dream.
I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt,
Whenever I eat cream.
I'll always think of Cinderpelt,
When my leg is sore.
I'll remember Longtail,
When I can see no more.
I'll remember the many battles,
When I see conflict or strife.
I promise to remember all these cats,
For the rest of my life.
Hiya this is Michele!!!!!! Some things about me down there \/
Gender: Guess... Female!
How do you know Im telling the truth about my age o_O never give out personal info remember
FFN AUTHOR: I'm actually obsessed with Petalwish's stories :D THEY"RE SO GOOODDDDDDDD XXXXXXXDDDDDDDDD
COLOR: Teal or turquoise
ICECREAM: Mint Chocolate Chip
ANIME: Inuyasha, Pokemon, and Shugo Chara
STUFFED ANIMAL: My build-a-bear dog collie
COOKIE: Soft Chocolate chip (I picky)
BOOK: Hunger Games, Warrior Cats, and Wolves Of The Beyond (got frinking from this book) I LOOVE MAXIMUM RIDE!!!!!!
POKEMON: Sandshrew/Sandslash, Mightyena, and Suicune
HOBBY: Collect rocks (better than it sounds), Drawing, Writing, and Reading!
WRITING BUDDY: My kitty, Cosmo or Skypine.
PHRASES: Yar, Nar, Shank you, and Frinking/flipping
WORDS OF WISDOM (NOT REALLY): MAX AND IGGY FOREVER (even if it was doomed from the start DX)
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Girl: It's in the phone book
Guy: But I don't know your name
Girl: That's in the phone book too
Guy: I know how to please a woman
Girl: Then please leave me alone
Guy: I can tell you want me
Girl: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave
Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous
Girl: Would that be under your McLame Burger
Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven
Girl: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection
Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again
Girl: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking
Man: If we were the last people on Earth, then will you be mine?
Woman: If we were the last people on Earth, you would be dead by now.
Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!
If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations and copy and paste this to your profile.
If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.
If you talk to inanimate objects (ex. "WORK, stupid computer!), copy and paste into your profile
If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile
If you don't watch Laguna Beach, or The OC or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. (Never heard of them)
If your idea of fun is reading, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile
If you shiver at the thought of cigarettes, cigars, alcohol, pot, drugs, or anything like that, and it gives you nightmares copy and paste this into your profile.
Only fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. fI you are one fo taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie.
If you have ever conversed out loud with the voices in your head and had people look at you like you were insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.
Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile
Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
if you could read a 700 page book in a day copy and paste this in your profile.
98 of teenagers do drugs and drink alchohol. Put this into your profile in you are included in that 2% that doesn't, mainly because you are sitting at home, reading and being a good young child.
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.
98 percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile . (c'mon you know you wanna paste this on your profile...)
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN or CAUTION WET FLOOR SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you noticed I put the last one up twice, copy and paste this into your profile.
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4 quote it. "He froze, his heart began to pound as he recognized tigerclaw's amber eyes."
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you feel? A fishtank full of junk.
3. What is the last thing you watched on T.V? Mickey mouse clubhouse.
4. Without looking, guess what time it is! 11: 31 (Its Never Exact!)
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 11:30. Flip!!!! WHEN IS IT EVER EXACT!!!!!?????? WHY WHAT THE FRINKING- ploop.
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Barnicles! Quazzy! Paso! the octonauts...
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Two days ago coming home from school. i'm sick so I haven't gone to school in a couple days.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? Someone's profile on Fanfiction XD
9. what are you wearing? uh, clothes...
10. Did you dream last night? I dream every frinking night!
11. When did you last laugh? Not long ago while reading Maximum Ride.
12. What is on the wall of the room you are in? Pictures, windows, curtains, doors, shelves, and a light switch.
13. Seen anything weird lately? My sisters are weird and I see them everyday!
14. What do you think of this quiz? Shouldnt this be the last question?
15. What's the last film you saw? Uhhhhh, tv show good? Long island medium.
16. If you became a multi-millionare over night, what would you buy? What ever my money'll buy me (most likely animal related :3)
17. Tell me something about you that I dont know? My cat's snoring in my ear x)
18. If you could change one thing in the world, what would it be? Uh, to many possibilities. (I think I spelled possibilities wrong -_-)
19. George Bush: wasnt he on some kinda dollar bill?
20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what would you name her? I'd have to get a husband first but... Rebecca or Kayla.
21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what would you name him? I'd still need a husband but... Chris/Christopher, Zachary, or Dominic.
1: Real Name: Real Name
2.Your nobody name (Take all the letters from your first name, mix them up, and put an x where you think it should go) delynamx
3.Your gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Madizzle... A little unusaul...
4.Your Detective name (fav. color and fav.animal.) Cyan wolf
5.Your Soap Oprah name (your middle name and the street you live on): Jean maine (What the in the name of starclan is that!!!)
6.Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name,first two letters of your first) Babma
7.Your Superhero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Lime green Dr. Pepper
8.Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): Tara Donald... starclan curse you father o.O
9.Your Goth name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Tango
10. Your Warrior Cat name (Your favorite animal they would know about and your favorite last warrior cat name): Owlflight
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mommy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But Mommy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry Mommy I had to go, but Mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mommy please tell Daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mommy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mommy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mommy why'd it have to be me, no one deserves this
Mommy warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss
And Mommy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mommy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But Mommy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mommy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mommy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mommy I wanted to live
But Mommy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mommy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you Mommy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mommy all I wanted to say is "Mommy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Ninja of the Flames, Spuffy on Hiatus, ilovekyosohma, Chishio Naito, Kish's Kittie, Property of Kish, xMew Ichigox, MikaTheCatHanyou, BubblesBoo THfangirl01, Dragon(just a short name), PokeFreak 38,geny35, Pokemaster101, Akozu Heiwa, A Random Human, Gemstone Gal, malory79080, maddogjean1,
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and if I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, LuigiWife1551, 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, Alice Diana Brenner, Shadows on a Love-Struck Soul, J.Gabrielle, petrelli heiress, Kitsune Demon Girl, Embers-of-the-flame, A Random Human, malory79080, maddogjean1
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If you could read that put it in your profile
Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
95% of teen girls would be in tears if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this everywhere if you are the 5% that would get some popcorn,get a nice seat, then start chanting "JUMP,JUMP,JUMP."
If you can relate to me, stand up for yourself! Don't let your talents and gifts be bashed into the ground! Believe in yourself, and live life the way you want! If you are like me, then add your name to the list, and show others that they are perfect, just the way they are. Amy47101, malory79080, maddogjean1
The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you would (but you're not allowed too), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Warriors books, copy and paste this into your profile
Pick 5 warrior cats in no order in particular: (I just put down some of me favorites)
What do you think of the name 2's beginning and 5's ending?
Cinderstorm isnt that bad...
What do you think the genre of a book would be with 3's ending and 4's ending?
What would a cat named 5's begining and 1's ending look like?
Whitefang, A fluffy white tom with long fangs and yellow eyes. (isnt that the name of a wolf dog???)
Write a prophocey about how (1's beggining and 4's ending) and (4's beggining and 3's beggining) will save thier clan.
Yellowfur and Ashlong (nonsense), The one with yellow fur will rule alongside the ashes? (I dont know!)
What can you tell about 5's beggining and 3's beggining just from their name?
Whitelong (weird again), A longhaired misty white tom with Green/yellow eyes. Not to mention the fact that heir leaders probably gone Crazy.
List 5 of your warrior characters. (one leader, one apprentice, if you please!)
2) What would you think about a name with 1's beginning and 4's ending
Silverfang- not bad
3) Would you consider naming a cat in your story 2's first name and 3's last name?
Emeraldpaw- why not
4) Would you make fun of a cat named (5's first name & 2's last name)?
Littlestar- heck no
5) What genre would a story be with a cat named (1's first name & 5's last name) as the main character?
Silverwhisker- romance or adventure
What would you name a story with (2's last name & 1's last name) and (3's first name & 5's first name)
Starbreeze (oh thats pretty :3) and Foglittle- I dont know something like "The Small Sparks"
7) Write a prophecy saying that they had to save the clan? (1's last name and 3's first name)?
Silverfog- Follow the shimmering mists to the lands of peace, and there you'll stay forever... I dont know!
8) What would (4's last name and 2's last name) look like?
Leafstar- A light brown tabby she-cat with leaf-green eyes.
9) What can you tell about (3's first name and 1's first name) just from their name?
Fogsilver- that he/she is a stealthy cat with a dark background (Starclan what leader named this cat!?!?)
10) Do you think anyone uses the name (1's first name and 4's last name)?
Silverleaf- uh yeah
The Stupid Test! (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, then u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun!
(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
(x) You have run into a glass/screen door.
() You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
(x) You have run into a tree. (Ive ridden a bike into a tree -_-)
(x) It IS possible to lick your elbow
() You just tried to lick your elbow.
(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.
() You just tried to sing them.
() You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
(x) You have choked on your own spit.
() You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
() You just looked at it.
(x) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it. (okay the last thing I need is the flipping blonde jokes)
() People have called you slow.
() You have accidentally caught something on fire (never accidentally)
() You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
(x) You have caught yourself drooling.
(x) You’ve fallen asleep in class
() If someone says “fart” you laugh.
() You just laughed.
(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking
(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
() People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
() You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
(x) You use your fingers to do simple math.
() You have eaten a bug.
(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.
() You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
() You break a lot of things.
() Your friends know not to use big words around you
(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
() You have fallen out of your chair before
Yup I'm stupid ;) My friends to call me an idiot
To laugh often and much;
To win the respect of intelligent people
and the affection of children;
To earn appreciation of honest critics
and endure the betrayal of false friends;
To appreciate beauty, to find the best in others;
To leave the world a bit better, wether by a healthy child,
a garden patch or a redeemed social condition;
To know that even one life has breathed easier because you have lived.
This is to have succeeded.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
If this poem relates to your life, copy and paste it on your profile, add your name, and let others know that your are out there, and let them know that you support them, and wish them the best of luck towards success. Amy47101, Maddogjean1,
Pick the month you were born:
March--I karate chopped
July--I did the Macarena With
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over
Pick the day you were born on:
7--my mobile phone
9--my best friends' boyfriend
11--my science teacher
14--a stuffed animal
19-- - a smurf
20--a baseball bat
25--a football player
31--A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White--because I'm cool like that
Black--because that's how I roll.
Pink--because I'm crazy...
Red--because the voices told me to.
Blue--because I'm amazing and I do what I do.
Green--because I think I need some serious help.
Purple--because I'm AWESOME!
Gray--because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange --because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown--because I can.
Now type out the sentence you made, and post it on your profile
Mine was... I danced with my dog because I'm amazing and I do what I do.
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me about IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere
Every soul has a history.
Every couple has hard times.
Every day is a new day.
Every child has a special innocence.
Every person is meaningful in some way.
Every person has been knocked down.
Every person has the strength to get up.
Everyone has a story, share yours.
If you believe in getting up when you're knocked down, living each day like it's your last, accepting everyone, and are desperately trying to share your story, then copy and paste this on your profile, and add your name. God knows you're not alone.Amy47101, Maddogjean1,
Her name was Auroura
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.Chris.
2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow? Blue.
3. Your first initial? M
4. Your month of birth?September.
5. Which color do you like more, black or white? Black.
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.Krista.
7. Your favorite number?4.
8. Do you like California or Florida more?Florida.
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?Lake.
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).I dunno... I wish I'll become less shy and actually get A FRIEND!
Are you done?Surrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeee.
If so scroll down
(don't cheat- -)
1. You are completly in love with this person.
How did it know?????
2. If you choose
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservitive and agressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
I have no one that loves me, except my mother and father. But I would probably like affection if I had someone.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.
Nice hearing this after my last remark. And yes, live life to the max or don't live at all!
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Does this involve wolves? 'Cause I really like wolves :3
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
I think my life has taken this direction! I'm tough I'll live. *boxer's stance*
White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
So smart :3
7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.
I think I have all those friends now!
8. If you choose
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
Yes laidback and carefree :D That's meeeeeeeeee! (mind my horrifying singing voice)
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
I have met a psychic 0.0
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday
Oh yay! Now I'm scared.
If you've read through this thing then you need some kind of prize XD This must be soooo boring for some... But if you read all of this (truthfully) PM me!!! And I might need a few prize ideas XD
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