Emi-Lea Deschanel
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Joined 08-28-03, id: 446271, Profile Updated: 11-24-10
Author has written 10 stories for X-overs, Reba, RENT, Hannah Montana, and Bones.

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My favorite quotes:
"I like to see who I'm looking at." -Me
"He's not a guy. He's a scary robot." -Cameron, Summer Glau, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
"I can't grow a mustache." -Joe Jonas, music video for Burnin' Up
"ROAH!... row row your boat..." -Me after I accidentally typed 'roah' to Ashtabula instead of 'roar'
"Moo! I'm steak! EAT ME!" -Tash
"Bandit ate Joe!" -Me about my dog and Jonas Brothers poster

Keep the flames coming for My Chemical Addiction. I LOVE it because people make such fools out of themselves when they flame. It makes me laugh my ass off!

I just want to be cool like other people and throw out my favorite pairings for stories and such. Because I'm awesome.

Favorite Pairings! WOO!

Booth/Brennan - Bones
Angel/Cordelia - Angel
Wesley/Lilah - Angel
Willow/Tara - BtVS
Logan/Veronica - Veronica Mars
Miley/Oliver - Hannah Montana
Roger/Maureen - RENT
Blair/Chuck - Gossip Girl
Nate/Jenny - Gossip Girl
Elena/Damon - The Vampire Diaries
Dean/Anna - Supernatural
Quinn/Artie - Glee
Sarah/Jason - True Blood
Sonny/Chad - Sonny with a Chance
Mitchie/Shane - Camp Rock

Least Favorite Pairings! BOO!

Lily/Oliver - Hannah Montana
Buffy/Angel - BtVS
Stefan/Elena - The Vampire Diaries
Dean/Castiel - Supernatural

CRACKSHIPS

Draco/Hermione - Harry Potter
Quinn/Tina - Glee

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The Flu in Florida by liljemsey reviews
Brennan's use of a 'Get out of Jail Free' card doesn't quite go as she intended.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,446 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Sebastian & Therese by eyrianone reviews
Sometimes love is so strong it spans more than one lifetime. . .
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 76,693 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 10/5/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
White Knight by LordLanceahlot reviews
Temperance 'I-don't-know-what-that-means' Brennan. At a fraternity party. Drinking heavily and being mauled by some punk frat boys. Booth scowled violently at the thought. His freaking forensics tutor. Time to go play white knight." AU. B/B.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,217 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 3/1/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Faith Enough to Fall by Ayiana2 reviews
Sometimes it's all about the journey.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,852 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Kiss in the Rain by fictitiousgirl08 reviews
Written for the "what if...?" comment-fic meme at bitesize bones: what if Brennan hadn't gotten into that cab in "The Parts in the Sum of the Whole?"
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
HeartWare by Broken Oken reviews
The comfort of his words somehow set my heart on fire, nothing he’d ever been able to do before, so I knew I had to believe him. I had to trust him because nothing else was telling me not to. MOLIVER, AU.
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 98,836 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Hannah M./Miley S., Oliver O./ Mike S. III
Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire by lebxeb reviews
Christmas fluff and stuff, little late for the festive season I know. But please read, you still might enjoy the fluff and sexiness.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,507 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/6/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Dear Stupid by Broken Oken reviews
Enter the hysterical journal entries of Smoken Oliver Oken as he deals with a cynical psychiatrist, an ugly creature known as the 'Jerk Rat', and newfound feelings for one of his best friends? Major MileyOliver, slight LillyJackson, and sort of MileyJake.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,108 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Hannah M./Miley S., Oliver O./ Mike S. III - Complete
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Tremble Beneath You reviews
They had it all wrong. It was always her, even in the beginning. Set in season six, spoiler free.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 10/5/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Rhapsody reviews
It started with harmless sex. She caved first.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,193 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
The Fate in the Music reviews
"I'll flip a coin. Heads, you go to dinner with me tomorrow night." Temperance Brennan never believed in fate. What is it about Seeley Booth that changes that? AU, Booth/Brennan
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/10/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
My Chemical Addiction reviews
Hannah and posse go to a My Chemical Romance concert. After that, Miley thinks she needs to change, and Lilly and Oliver hate it. Romance isn't just chemical. It's addictive. Language.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,167 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Hannah M./Miley S. - Complete
Girly Moose With A Man's Voice reviews
It's Lilly's first time at MakeAMoose. Loliver. I really like this story. It's cute.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Oliver O./ Mike S. III, Lilly T./Lola L. - Complete
She Shut Up Because He Kissed Her reviews
Miley and Oliver have a class together in their senior year. Just ramblings, but it has a story line, I promise!. Moliver. T to be safe. Sneak preview for sequel in chapter two!
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Hannah M./Miley S., Oliver O./ Mike S. III - Complete
Hanukkah Gifts reviews
Mark doesn't know if he can take another year of 'fun filled' traditions without her...
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Maureen J., Mark C. - Complete
Maybe There Are Angels After All reviews
Mark watches as Roger looks for that one song. One shot.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Roger D., Mimi M. - Complete
Here Comes the Bride? reviews
Snoring, Cows, Marriage proposals, and Tape Recorders. What more could you ask for?
Reba - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Complete
Sleeping Beauty: A Satire reviews
A dozen Sleeping Beauty, a tablespoon Batman, 2 cups Harry Potter, a dash of my life, and a pinch of The Wizard of Oz. Mix together, let simmer, and Enjoy!
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/28/2003 - Complete