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Joined 01-05-13, id: 4463157, Profile Updated: 03-12-14
Author has written 44 stories for Mass Effect, Avatar, X-Com, Star Wars, Wizard of Oz, Hunger Games, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Host, Saints Row, Monty Python, Dark Angel, American Pie, and Sucker Punch.

INTRODUCTION

I am a married mature male in his forties. I am a big fan of many characters in games, movies, books and TV and I like reading about them.

I tend to mainly write Imp fics for Star Wars at the moment.

MY READING PREFERENCES

I like well written stories with humour, action and/or drama. I don't mind romances/friendship, but usually prefer it in conjunction with an action or dramatic context.

OTHER AUTHORS

I would especially like to recommend and mention author 'Ladyofdarkstar'. I am collaborating with her on a couple of Star Wars stories and would like to thank her for her cooperation and her reviews. If you are interested in Imperial centric fiction in Star Wars, I recommend her stories.

I would also like to mention author M4x70r who allowed me to use one of his OC characters, Wilkis Zarin, in one of my stories. Especially as I have mentioned the character's name extensively.

INSTAGRAM

I also have an account under the same name on Instagram. I have posted some captions and photos from fandoms I am interested in and promoted some of my FF.net stories. Please take a look if you are interested.

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Family Ties II: Ties that Bind by ladyofdarkstar reviews
Ripples of rebellion danced across the galaxy long before the shockwaves of the Death Star's destruction were felt. Politics, intrigues, dangers, and family connections turned the Empire's ultimate weapon of peace into a battlefield all its own. Story contains events of ANH and one month prior as seen through the eyes of Admiral Motti's younger sister. Reviews are love!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 119,734 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 5/15/2013
Perspective by ladyofdarkstar reviews
Four young crewmen on board the ISD Chimaera come to terms with Imperial service, each other, and living legends in the midst of war. Where will their paths take them? Whose attention will they catch? And what decisions will shape their future? Events begin with portions of Heir to the Empire and go slightly AU. May touch on Empire of the Hand AU. Reviews are love!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 147,859 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Thrawn, Pellaeon
STARE WARS Episode I: The Phantom Plotline by LionLad reviews
In this parody, the galaxy's stupidest Jedi and his long-suffering apprentice rescue a hot queen and set off in search of the plot. Rated T for language.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,338 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J., Padmé Amidala, Nute Gunray
After The Shot by Morse333 reviews
The Battle of Hoth devastated more then just rebels. The horror of the battle has haunted Scout Trooper SJ-481, S-Man, and nothing has been the same for him since. All because of a single shot he fired.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,634 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Stormtroopers
Providence by ladyofdarkstar reviews
AU: A prophecy that misread may have been. Anakin Skywalker fulfilled his destiny as the Chosen One, bringing balance to the Force in unexpected ways. With the help of Obi-wan, he defeated Sidious and returned to the Light. But one does not rise to the position of Sith Lord without far-reaching plans, as Anakin, Obi-wan, Ahsoka, Padme and Rex quickly discover. Reviews are love!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,878 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Thrawn, Ahsoka T.
Ian's View by Starr Rose reviews
Snapshots of how Ian saw things. I may add more. I may not.
Host - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,955 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
Beginning A New Life by Dawn98 reviews
Post-Host. Ian O'Shea thought he had everything but there was one thing he doen't have. Fluff. Ian's POV
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
The Pitfalls of Being Sober by poke-a-spark reviews
Shepard gets drunk in Purgatory and decides to hang out with Aria, whether the asari wants the company or not. Unfortunately for Aria, intoxicated Shepard is even less reasonable than sober Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Aria T'Loak, Shepard (F) - Complete
Beautiful by Asradiantasthesun reviews
You're so beautiful in your worst, so perfect in your best. Wanda thinking on Ian, one-short
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
Comfort by Narayu reviews
Prompt for Kaidan Porn Week on Tumblr: Shepard has died after the first game leaving Kaidan devastated. He seeks solace and friendship in Liara and gets more than just kind words. Basically comforting him with sex and platonic love to help ease the pain.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Kaidan A., Liara T'Soni - Complete
Shepard's Shower by YamCakes reviews
Traynor uses Shepard's shower. Then everyone uses Shepard's shower.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Javik
Missed by Chesty's Superbest Friend reviews
There were some days where Melanie and Wanda just felt so...alone. Post-Host, Mel/Wanda moment with just a dash of Ian/Wanda. Fluff.
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Melanie S./Mel, Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
Mass Effect and the Philosopher's Stoned by Rob Zeta reviews
In which John Shepard, the first human Spectre, battles the fact that his life sucks.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Shepard (M), Kaidan A., Dr. Chakwas, Marauder Shields
Family Ties by ladyofdarkstar reviews
Oneshot in honor of Richard LeParmentier's (the actor who played Admiral Motti in ANH) passing this month. A stormtrooper is sent to escort Admiral Motti's sister aboard the Death Star for a chat about fulfilling family obligations. Lighthearted and loving portrayal of brother and sister, most likely to the annoyance of said stormtrooper forced to witness it. Reviews are love!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Stormtroopers - Complete
New Beginnings by MassEffectFan8 reviews
Reapers and Relays Destroyed; Shepard is alive; Ashley is by his side; Miranda face her feelings for Shepard; Heroes honored; search is on for dormant relays; Mission to Mars, Moon; old and new enemies; Wedding Day.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 81,446 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Ashley W., Shepard (M)
Careful What You Wish For by ladyofdarkstar reviews
Part One Complete: Semi-serious crackfic based on the "butterfly effect" scenario. We've all said "Oh, I would have done this!" if we were in a particular scene of our favorite movie or book. But what changes would occur to the rest of the galaxy if we had our "moment?" Chapters 1-19 cover ANH. Chapters 20-28 are between AHN and ESB. Goes heavily AU. Be warned! Reviews are love!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 137,524 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Luke S., Leia O., Darth Vader, Thrawn - Complete
Cannonball by Kendoka Girl reviews
Niftu "Cannonball" Cal really is a biotic god. Some fun poking done at multiplayer.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Diana A., Blasto - Complete
Of Xenophobia and Infatuations by Made Nightwing reviews
Kaidan Alenko is a weak-willed, pathetic excuse for an Alliance soldier. He is xenophbic, despises turians, and is sickened by the thought of a human loving one. Well, now Commander Shepard is going to fix that...or is she? (Side-note, it's scary when the parody I write is less ridiculous than the stories I parody)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Complete
Huntress by Kendoka Girl reviews
Two asari huntresses defend the landing zone as the planet Cyone is invaded by Reapers. Inspired by a multiplayer gold Reaper match.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Complete
Dear Shepard by Cool22hd reviews
Talis final note to Shepard after his death, got bored and decided to put my depression into a fic.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Wife of His Heart by IlliadFan reviews
After having made peace with Priam and returned Hector's body, Achilles pauses to think about the women in his life and what each of them meant to him. Hope you enjoy. Reviews are most welcome!
Iliad - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Complete
The Road Not Traveled by MartaJones reviews
This is just a bit of odd-ness that woke me up today and wouldn't go away. It's set during Mass Effect 1 and while Shepard and others may make an appearance, they aren't the main characters. This is a Ashley Williams/Kaiden Alenko story about finding a road not traveled. This may be a 4 part to match the poem by Frost
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Ashley W., Kaidan A.
Win Or Lose by Ivyshadow reviews
Win or lose, which to choose? -poem-
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
A Very Verner Christmas by Kendoka Girl reviews
A tribute to my favorite stalker...I mean fan. Feeling fluffy lately.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Conrad V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Unconquerable Spirits by Scott Washburn reviews
We all know how Eywa intervened during the Battle of Pandora to save the day. But suppose She had not?
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,665 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Jake S., M. Quaritch - Complete
Avatar: Redemption in space by Dr.Splattenburgers reviews
Jake Sully wants to be with his wife forever and ever! But a impending nuclear holocaust is threatening to ruin his fun : Sully must defeat zhe evil humens and save zhe universe!
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Complete
You'll Always Have Me by NewEnglandLycan reviews
Just a quick little "what if" involving and alternate story line in which Dizzy survives her injuries during the evacuation of Tango Urilla. This is just a quick little one shot. Enjoy.
Starship Troopers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Complete
A Moment Of Silence by aRooZa reviews
Kaidan/Ashley. A one-shot. Location: Virmire. Being teamed up with the Salarians might sound like a death sentence, but Kaidan knows he has to do this - for her.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,374 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Kaidan A., Ashley W. - Complete
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The Key
When Buffy meets the Sucker Punch girls in the Blue's brothel, she realises that they could be powerful allies. By helping them capture the key to their freedom, Buffy hopes Baby Doll and her friends will also help save her sister from the clutches of Glory and her minions, thus saving the world.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Sucker Punch - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,644 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 3/10 - Buffy S., Babydoll, Blondie, Rocket
Conspiracy between enemies reviews
ONE SHOT - In ANH Vader lets Leia escape in the hope of finding and destroying the rebel base. But the plan back-fires and the Death Star is destroyed. The story of Leia's incredible escape creates the legend of Luke Skywalker and results in rumours of stormtrooper incompetence. Vader and Leia know the story is based on a lie. But both have their reasons for covering up the truth.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/8 - Luke S., Leia O., Darth Vader, Grand Moff Tarkin - Complete
Loyal soldier of the Empire - Journal of an Imperial Stormtrooper reviews
You do not need to know my name. My name is not of concern. All you need to know is that I am, and always will be, a loyal servant of the Galactic Empire. We are the imperial stormtroopers of the Emperor. We enforce only one law: Obedience to the Emperor. There is only one punishment for failure: Death. (A New Hope from the perspective of a Stormtrooper).
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 133,515 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Stormtroopers, OC
Band of Sisters - The Lost Stormtrooper Company reviews
Unbeknown to most, there was one Stormtrooper company in the Palpatine era that was made up almost exclusively of women. That company was wiped out during the destruction of Alderaan. This is the story of the company's founding and annihilation. Told in reverse chronological order.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,199 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Stormtroopers, OC
The Mystic Void
Fleeing for his life, Spike travels to post Apocalyptic Seattle hoping to hide himself in the Mystic Void; a place where, unlike a Hell Mouth, mystical energy is at its weakest. But instead of finding easy pickings among the vulnerable human population, Spike finds himself confronted by a new threat: The Transgenics. (Post S5. Buffy is dead). Includes vamp killings and sirings.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Dark Angel - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,583 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Spike, Willow R., Max, Alec - Complete
Hangin' in the Hangar reviews
A couple of unrelated parody one-shots between Jake and Quaritch in the Hangar. M rating is for heavy sexual innuendo in the second chapter.
Avatar - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Jake S., M. Quaritch - Complete
Tough love with Jake and Neytiri (Parody stories) reviews
This is a series of short one-shot parodies featuring Jake and Neytiri. The stories are unrelated and not in any order. Some may feature the same scene. Please note that none of these stories will be romantic, except incidentally.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - [Jake S., Neytiri]
Wanderer
One shot Cross-Over between Sucker Punch and the 2013 movie The Host. After Babydoll parts ways with Sweet Pea at the end of Sucker Punch, she wakes up in a strange new world where she does not control her own body. She finds that she has become a host to another soul. A soul called Wanda. Based on the end of both movies.
Crossover - Host & Sucker Punch - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,110 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Wanderer/Wanda, Babydoll, Sweet Pea - Complete
Nothing's over while I'm still breathing reviews
Jake faces Quaritch in the final battle. But the fight doesn't go as Jake expected...Two separate parody one-shots with alternative takes on the final battle between Jake and Quaritch.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - M. Quaritch, Jake S. - Complete
Angel Delight
ONE SHOT: Michelle from American Pie thought she would have fun when she magically switched places with Willow. Instead, she found it boring and frustrating. Until her final night in Sunnydale, when she found herself alone with the brooding Angel. Includes some sexual content and references (although not too explicit). Thus M rating. Some readers may find characters a little OOC.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & American Pie - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Angel, Buffy S. - Complete
Symmetries - From Pandora to Panem reviews
In the future state of Panem, Peeta Mellark and Katniss Everdeen are in the midst of the cruelty and tragedy of the 74th Hunger Games. Unbeknown to the two tributes from district 12, they will receive help from an unexpected force from a world far far away. A force that will bring them together and help them in their fight to survive.
Crossover - Hunger Games & Avatar - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,845 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Peeta M., Katniss E., Neytiri, Tsu'tey - Complete
Parody love - Norm and Trudy (Parody story) reviews
Norm and Trudy find a moment of bliss. But is it really the right time? Please note that this story is NOT intended to be romantic.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Norm S., Trudy C. - Complete
The Ikran Salesman reviews
Jake must choose an Ikran. One Ikran looks promising. But how can Jake be sure it is the right choice? (Warning: Silly humour).
Avatar - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Jake S. - Complete
Yes, you did sign up for this sh t reviews
Trudy didn't sign up to fire on the Na'vi. Or did she...? Who would have guessed that Wainfleet was an employment law expert. Be warned: Wainfleet is (mostly) OOC in this story.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2013 - L. Wainfleet, Trudy C. - Complete
Peace, love and RDA lites reviews
Pandora is on the brink of war. But there is one thing that can bring eternal love and lasting peace: RDA lite cigarettes.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Grace A., M. Quaritch, Parker S. - Complete
That armour is too thick reviews
Jake is confronted by a Titanothere in the forest. The armour is surely to thick. Or is it...
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Jake S., Grace A. - Complete
Daisycutters reviews
Quaritch is just a moment away from final victory. Surely nothing could stop him now...
Avatar - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2013 - M. Quaritch, L. Wainfleet - Complete
Xcom: Enemy Unknown - They come from planet Zod reviews
When Dr Vahlen tells the commander that the aliens come from planet Zod, will he respond in a professional and rational way? Er...not likely...
X-Com - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Complete
Unauthorised Engine Start reviews
When an operator reports an unauthorised engine start in one of the Samsons, Quaritch seems uninterested...at first.
Avatar - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2013 - M. Quaritch, Trudy C. - Complete
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more Mr Eytukahn reviews
Eytukahn suspects that Jake may be having an intimate relationship with Neytiri. He decides to speak to Jake. There is one thing Eytukahn needs to find out...
Crossover - Avatar & Monty Python - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Eytukan - Complete
Idiot Neytiri plays charades reviews
Neytiri wants to play charades. But now is really not the right time...
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Neytiri, Jake S. - Complete
The Destruction of Hometree - It's not so bad reviews
Quaritch destroys Hometree. But things don't quite go as planned.
Avatar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2013 - M. Quaritch - Complete
XCom: Enemy Unknown - The Saints Row 2 Theme Pack reviews
Get the Xcom: EU - SR2 theme pack now! Parody advert for a fictitious sequel to the Xcom: EU Slingshot DLC. This pack is NOT available in your stores now. And it never will be.
Crossover - X-Com & Saints Row - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Complete
The Wizardess of Eywa reviews
When Neytiri's Hometree is destroyed by a tornado, she wakes up in another less than magical land. - Extremely silly Avatar centric parody based on the premise of the Wizard of Ozz. Only includes characters from Avatar who all act completely out of character. So be warned.
Crossover - Wizard of Oz & Avatar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Complete
Zip reviews
When Grace asks Jake if he has any lab experience, she receives a very unexpected reply...
Avatar - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Jake S., Grace A. - Complete
Xcom: Enemy Unknown: Shepard meets the Catalyst reviews
After defeating the alien leader in the temple ship, Xcom operative Colonel 'Spectre' Shepard meets a foe she had never met before called the Catalyst...Includes spoiler references for both ME3 and Xcom EU.
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Shepard (F), Catalyst - Complete
Return of the Tedi reviews
The imperialistic RDA lead by the evil Colonel Quaritch is on the brink of crushing once and for all the Na'vi rebel alliance lead by the beautiful Princess Neytiri and the renegade ex-marine, Jake Sully. But there is another force that will stand against the darkness. There is a new hope. Lots of action with a little (silly) humour.
Crossover - Star Wars & Avatar - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Neytiri - Complete
Apparently, Na'vi can blush reviews
Jake is made to blush when he goes to the tree of voices with the woman he loves
Avatar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Jake S., Neytiri - Complete
Looking good reviews
Grace seems to be pleased to see Jake when he is in his Avatar for the first time. Jake is also pleased to see her...at first.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Grace A., Jake S. - Complete
The Tourist Trap reviews
When Jake encounters the Na'vi for the first time, he finds them much more friendly than expected. Perhaps too friendly...
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Tsu'tey, Jake S. - Complete
Hometree - Just look at all that Cheddar reviews
Jake goes to warn the Na'vi of the RDA attack on Hometree. But doesn't quite get the reaction he expected...
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Jake S., Neytiri - Complete
Making the bond reviews
It is time for Jake to choose a woman. But how will he know if she chooses him...This is a very silly take on the Banshee bonding scene.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Jake S. - Complete
A hard day in the office for Parker Selfridge reviews
Parker Selfridge faces the greatest challenge of his life in Pandora. How will he get through the day?
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Parker S. - Complete
XCOM: Enemy Unknown - our armour isn't tight enough reviews
The troops are unhappy with their armour. It is just not sexy enough.
X-Com - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Complete
Good News and Bad News reviews
The Na'vi losses in the victory against the humans were terrible. Mo'at is forced to request a great favour of Jake. She has good news and bad news for him.
Avatar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Moat, Jake S. - Complete
Exactly reviews
Trudy finds away to free Norm, Jake and Grace from the brig without hurting anyone, at least physically anyway.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Trudy C. - Complete
Neytiri Love Poetry reviews
A couple of short love poems dedicated to Neytiri. I originally posted them in a fan-site.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Neytiri - Complete
Idiot Jake and the Thanator reviews
Being an experienced and well trained marine, surely Jake would use his initiative to escape from a hungry Thanator. Then again, maybe not.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Jake S., Grace A. - Complete
Why Jake really chose Neytiri reviews
Jake is very popular with the other females in the clan. What can Neytiri do to ensure he chooses her?
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2013 - [Jake S., Neytiri] - Complete
Jake's beard reviews
Neytiri has never seen a real beard on a Na'vi. How will Neytiri react when she see's Jake's facial hair? Will she find it cute and kiss him lovingly? Or will she beat the crap out of him?
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Jake S., Neytiri - Complete
The flight of Quaritch reviews
When Quaritch was hit by Neytiri's arrows, he was sure he was dead. Or was he?
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/20/2013 - M. Quaritch - Complete
Jake - The thanator slayer reviews
While Jake is out hunting Thanators, a quirk of fate leads him to an encounter with a beautiful princess...
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Jake S., Neytiri - Complete
ME3 Armageddon - EDI forgives Shepard reviews
Just before activating the destroy option in the crucible, Shepard has just enought time to contact the Normandy. She only has time to speak with one person. He asks to speak to EDI. Inspired by the emotional scene in the movie Armageddon where the hero speaks to his daughter for the last time. This is a dialogue based one-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Shepard (F), EDI - Complete
ME3 Armageddon - A tearful farewell from Ashley Williams reviews
Just before activating the crucible, Shepard has just enought time to contact the Normandy. He only has time to speak with one person. He asks to speak to Ashley. Inspired by the emotional scene in the movie Armageddon where the hero speaks to his daughter for the last time. Dialogue based one-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/20/2013 - [Ashley W., Shepard (M)] - Complete