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Loki's Pranks by I'vebeenLOKI'Dyetagain reviews
A bored Loki is a dangerous Loki. (A story about Loki and Thor's lives as children in Asgard, approximately the equivalent of ten and twelve years old. Fluff, humor, and a bit of sadness.)
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 97 - Words: 124,009 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Loki, Thor
Captive Hearts by Nana-41175 reviews
A Medieval AU Johnlock romance. John Watson is a captive Highlander tasked to heal the Gaaldinian Prince from a strange malady. In return for his pains, John is forced into the service of the Prince, known only as Monseigneur. Rated M. Chapter 37 up! Please read and review!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 179,363 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Ghastly Grim by Robottko reviews
My take on the 30 day Monster Boy challenge. Each day, a new monster in the Sherlock universe, including Merlock, OctoJohn, and and pretty much any monster you can think of. Some chapters will be more risque than others, so pay attention to the rating at the top of each one-shot page. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 24,482 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
The First Time by Atlin Merrick reviews
There's a first time for every thing, for every little thing. Here are short tales about the first time Sherlock and John had sex in public; the first time Mycroft kissed Greg; the first time the boys shopped for patent-black stilettos...and so much more.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,967 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Gift with Green Eyes, and Presents that go Boom by I'vebeenLOKI'Dyetagain reviews
AU in which Odin takes Loki for the sole purpose of raising a monster beside Thor to make Thor look better—to make a villain in order to make a hero—but Loki, being the intrinsically sweet soul that he is, and Thor, loving his little brother unconditionally, completely ruin Odin's plans. (Brotherly Fluff; Evil!Odin; Protective!Thor; no pairings; one-shot.)
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,131 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Loki, Thor, Odin - Complete
Beat of a Treasure by Idlesana reviews
For saving the lives of his friends, Bilbo gets their eternal gratitude. For trying to save his own, he gets the immortal curiosity of a dragon. A Hobbit/Sherlock crossover.
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,756 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Bilbo B., Sherlock H.
Under Control by ScarlettWatson reviews
Lestrade walks into a supposedly empty room at Bart's and finds something he did not expect. Even more surprising is his own reaction. Slash, John/Sherlock, future John/Sherlock/Lestrade, super smutty, rated M for a reason.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,460 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Picking Him Apart by Return My Sanity reviews
Sherlock and John attend Mycroft's Christmas party, and Mycroft manages to get on Sherlock's nerves as usual, by hazzling him about his feelings for a certain army doctor. This is all Johnlock, with bickering between the Holmes brothers. John is pretty much a BAMF in this story. 2 of 3 chapters completed.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Loopholes and Jumping Hurtles by Zera Henna reviews
In a world where Angels and Demons live and breathe along with humans, Sherlock and John are somewhat reluctant flatmates. John has quite the temper, a nippy little Angel, while Sherlock, a tall dark-winged Demon, isn't one to socialize. Sherlock soon goes into heat, causing the Angel to second guess their relationship. AUw/SLASH sub!John dom!Sherlock. New cover image! (PleaseR&R).
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,822 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
A Study in Homo-Octopoda by darkangel1211 reviews
Sherlock finds out John is half human, half octopus with some… interesting results. Octo!John/Human!Sherlock, PwP, Tentacles, Explicit Inter-species sex, Female sex organs in a male body.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,566 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Guideline To Living With The Avengers Part II by szynka2496 reviews
Now including Peter Parker! After my unfortunate accident where I lost the first guideline, Fury made me re-do the whole guideline. When will he understand that no one is going to follow these rules? Signed Jackie Walker. Rated T for language and other stuff. SEQUEL TO GUIDELINE TO LIVING WITH THE AVENGERS
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 16,339 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
XO by Mirith Griffin reviews
When Benedict Cumberbatch went on "Top Gear" and said, "There's a load of fan fiction which has me and John Watson floating in space on a bed handcuffed to one another," three people wrote me within an hour to say it sounded a heck of a lot like this. Alternate universe. Almost literally.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,581 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Arguing With Chip and Pin Machines by starrysummernights reviews
A collection of drabbles that offer a peek into the lives of John and Sherlock, Mycroft and Lestrade, and other Sherlock characters. Humor, Fluff, Romance, Angst, Johnlock, and Mystrade. Cover art by the wonderful Frogstarr.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 34,779 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - John W., Sherlock H., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
The Avengers: Lokitty Edition by I'vebeenLOKI'Dyetagain reviews
Avengers AU where Loki escapes from the Chitauri and ends up on earth. Injured and exhausted, he disguises himself as a cat. And Steve has a thing for saving abandoned kittens. Then when The Other is sent to retrieve a couple stolen relics, Thanos has an army and a plan, and everyone thinks Thor is insane... (Protective!Thor, Protective!Avengers, BAMF!Loki, no pairings)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,424 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Loki, Thor, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Of Scales & Flesh by PinkGloom reviews
AU Smauglock Based on Beauty & the Beast. The villagers decide to attack the "dragon" and John is wounded in the process. He wakes up in an enchanted castle; having been taken prisoner of the creature. Slowly, an awkward friendship blossoms between the two...will it ever be more? Rated for smut, violence and occasional language
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 41,913 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Life So Changed by littlelulu2143 reviews
Roderich Edelstein was simply unsatisfied with his life. Gilbert Beilschmidt brought about a change. Yet, every man has his secrets, and one cannot truly say if this change was for the better or not. PrussiaXAustria. Other warnings will be posted before each chapter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 72,008 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Austria, Prussia
Golden Boy by paperandfeather reviews
"Do you know what you have done? A bond was created. You two are now irreversibly connected to each other..." At first neither Sherlock nor John is happy about it but their animosity begins to fade...Magic!AU, Johnlock/Whump!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,543 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 7/15/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Enough For Now by ScarlettWatson reviews
Sherlock grunted, but John ignored it, focusing instead on working his tongue along the seam of Sherlock's lips. He needed this, needed something, to prove that Sherlock was still here, alive and in his arms, and it was either this or beating him bloody.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,224 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Barmen and Banter by glitterdresses reviews
University/College AU in which Sherlock owes Sebastian Wilkes a favour, so he calls it in and drags Sherlock to the pub. He tells Sherlock that there's a barman there he fancies and wants Sherlock to his 'trick' on him, so Sebastian can intervene and look heroic in the eyes of his object of his affection John...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,563 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Coffee and Influenza (Pretty Normal, All Things Considered) by AnnabeeLee reviews
Dealing with gods and monsters never actually gets any easier, but the attractive roommate makes it more manageable. Even if he is a giant dick. Part 2 of the God(s?) series
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,170 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Adventures in Texting by Misha's Second Breakfast reviews
Conversations between Sherlock and John, Sherlock and Mycroft, Sherlock and Moriarty, and more. Be prepared. Johnlock in late chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Blut und Silber by argentmist reviews
VampireAndHunter!AU PruAus, sidepairing: Fruk, Spamano "He was aware that he was playing with the fire, but he couldn't ignore the attraction that such a challenge constituted."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,155 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Austria, Prussia
Obscuro by PandaRaver reviews
In which Sherlock Holmes is rumored to be the next Harry Potter (or Voldemort) and where John Watson, a normal Hogwarts student, might not seem so normal in the presence of a certain boy genius. Split in two parts. Eventual Johnlock. Rated M for non-graphic mentions of mature themes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,333 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012
I've Never Been a Fan of Fishing by AnnabeeLee reviews
What do you do when you've lost control of your life, your roommate is an immortal demigod, and you may or not be in love with said roommate? That's actually a rhetorical question, and you should probably go take a nap. Part 1 of the God(s?) series
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,147 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/23/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Bad Influence by mimithenumberon reviews
Jack is a student at Guardian High and he's a notorious troublemaker. Unfortunately he chose the wrong day to mess with his English Teacher, Pitch Black, and the punishment is...unexpectedly pleasant. XD Warning: MATURE SEXUAL CONTENTS!, M/M, Bad Language, Jack is 17, There's an audience. ENJOY and please review if u can! X3
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,636 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/23/2013 - [Jack Frost, Pitch] - Complete
Caught by 2kitsune reviews
Loki is caught pleasuring himself in the baths by his brother Thor, trying to get away the Blackett is stopped and the night goes in a direction neither of them had though it would have gone. "It was Interesting" Loki whispered, fixing Thor with a smoldering look before sauntering away with a sway of his hips. Rated M!
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Thor, Loki - Complete
From a Dream to a Nightmare by mimithenumberon reviews
'If there was one thing more terrifying than having a nightmare it was having said nightmare become reality.' Warning: MATURE SEXUAL CONTENTS!, M/M, Rape (but it does became consensual) I hope you like and please review if u can! X3 ENJOY!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,303 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/9/2013 - [Jack Frost, Pitch] - Complete
Red Dahlias by Quinn Anderson reviews
John had never thought he would one day stand with his vampire lover and laugh like giddy teenagers, but it wasn't the first time his life had taken an unexpected twist. Johnlock, Vampire AU, P With Some P. Hints of dark!Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,569 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Avengers: Truth or Dare by Team Damon reviews
All they really want to do is just go to sleep after the week they've had, but thanks to Thor's roof-destroying antics and Tony's creative imagination, they end up playing Truth or Dare while getting as drunk as humanly - and not so humanly - possible.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,129 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Black Ice by Veratrum reviews
Pitch Black x Jack Frost porn without a plot. Boy/boy slash, don't like, don't read.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
John Must Learn to Knock by Return My Sanity reviews
It is summer, and teenage Sherlock Holmes really appreciates Mycroft's new friend, John Watson. Maybe a little too much. What will happen when Mycroft's friends, John among them, come around for a pool party? Awkwardness ensues when Sherock lets his imagination (yeah, that's right) carry away with him. Poor Sherlock. John/Sherlock Mycroft/Lestrade
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Hero to Serve You by Scarecrowqueen reviews
Kozmotis Pitchiner. North had built the man in Jack's mind, shaping him with his words into someone larger than life, imposing, and dignified. But the man in reality? He was nothing at all like that. Jack knew because he was currently enjoying an exciting bout of Agoraphobia on top of a good long mourn for a lifetime lost in one of North's extra rooms. Slash, BDSM themes
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,054 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
For the Love of God by Dandelionwine29 reviews
After a difficult case, Sherlock is asleep and John must entertain himself. Until Sherlock decides to help.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
ONLINE DATING by GreatDarkNoodleKing reviews
Tooth (Tatiana) sets Jack up on a blind date she found online. Does it go over well? Find out, or not. Your choice. Rated M for Jack's mouth. And Because of Reasons...
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
From Your Blood, I Take Pleasure by Kurai the Scarlette Kitsune reviews
Pitch has a blood kink. This much is obvious. But what happens when he stumbles upon someone he never expected to find this pleasure in? Better yet, what if said person also seems to take pleasure in it? Not just from the feel, but from the site of Pitch enjoying himself. BlackIce pairing TW: blood-play, dub-con, what could be considered abuse, bondage/restraints, and self-injury.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,373 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Spoils of War by The Villain's Vindication reviews
The largest of the soldiers flashed him a huge grin as he callously flung the body into John's tent. "Looky 'ere wha' we found ya, Doc," the others snickered, "ripe for the pickin' if ya know wha' I'm sayin'." Omega Verse, Omega Sherlock, Alpha John, Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,034 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Teasing Sherlock, Hidden Dragon by Fauxvol reviews
John receives an unwanted present from Harry. He never expected to enjoy it so much. (No incest at all guys, this is pure John/Sherlock)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
That's An Order by Cor Scorpii reviews
It was amazing that such a simple combination of words, not even directed at Sherlock himself, could have such an overwhelming affect. Dom/Sub fic with masochism; don't like, don't read.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,243 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Just a Kiss by Emma Grant reviews
Five times John and Sherlock kissed for a case, and one time they kissed for real. Note that this is the non-explicit version of this fic. The explicit version (which has an additional chapter) can be found on my AO3 page (linked in my profile).
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,432 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/13/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
They Are We Wish They Weren't by Emerald Embers reviews
The Avengers deal with their greatest PR disaster of all; Thor and Loki's relationship. Loki/Thor
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Thor, Loki - Complete
The Unexpected Pirate by Besina reviews
John finds himself in an awkward position while having to explain certain things to Sherlock. fluffy, cracky, porny, fun
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/25/2013 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
A Study In Sheet by Gosen the Saiya-Jin reviews
John is preparing for his girlfriend to come over and Sherlock refuses to wear anything but a bloody sheet! SherlockXJohn
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
4 Times Pitch Teased Jack, and 1 Time he Finished the Job by Rahar Moonfire reviews
Precisely what the title says.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,451 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch
Truth or Dare by GreatDarkNoodleKing reviews
Wherein a game of Truth or Dare with the Guardians takes a steamy turn in the darkest of directions. Oneshot. Smut. Jack-x-Pitch
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,728 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Attack of the Minivengers by loki-dokey reviews
That awkward moment when Loki accidentally turns The Avengers and himself - but not Tony - into a four-year-old version of themselves, and is the only one of the children who is actually able to keep his adult brain. The others? …Not so much.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,891 - Reviews: 2118 - Favs: 1,336 - Follows: 1,521 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
We said Thursday by Fauxvol reviews
Drugs busts have become a regular occurrence in 221B Baker Street.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/3/2013 - John W. - Complete
The Pineapple Incident by Fauxvol reviews
A pineapple appears in 221B and no one can explain where it came from. Inspired by the episode "The Pineapple Incident" (ep10, s1) of the series 'How I Met Your Mother". This story is written as a post in John's blog. For an anonymous kinkmeme prompt.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Stars Move Still by BeautifulFiction reviews
"What could I want so desperately that would make me sell my soul? What could possibly compel me to surrender the part of myself that makes me who I am: the source of my magic, my self-control, everything?" magical-Realism, Eventual John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 99,337 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Scarf Man by NinjaninaIII reviews
Sherlock is Sherlock and John is a bookshop employee. Who even needs wikipedia anymore? Previously named: "A bookshop AU".
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlock: The Joke's On You by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
Sometimes Sherlock and John get bored. And when that happens, the people around them are sure to suffer. This time, the joke's on Lestrade... or is it? See warnings inside.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/23/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Dark Knight by Rahar Moonfire reviews
Knightmare cockpits are dark. Incredibly dark. And soundproof. Quite fortunate for Suzaku who rather enjoys doing some...well, rather naughty things in them. Thank god Lelouch is flexible because cockpits aren't really known for their spaciousness. And that word. Suzaku is ruined.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Suzaku K., Lelouch L. - Complete
Inevitable by ReviewDiaries reviews
Mycroft, tired of the sexual tension between Sherlock and John, traps them in a lift and leaves them to work out their differences with some interesting results.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
NightLight by Rahar Moonfire reviews
NightLight is the place to be after dark. DJ Moon's blaring music, Nick North's good alcohol, and maybe even a good lay if Jack's lucky. But then, newly 21 and celebrating the New Year alone will probably only end in a serious hangover. But you never know what could happen on the dance floor, or who could do you in the dark shadows behind the club. Written for the RotG Kinkmeme.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Date Night by ReviewDiaries reviews
All John wants is one date night that isn't ruined by Sherlock - but Sherlock, as always, has other ideas.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
And in the Darkness by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. After he gets shot, John gets flashbacks to another life - that of Bilbo Baggins of the Shire. And, of course, it's just his luck that he ends up shacking up with an ex-Dark Lord. Reincarnation fic with mild Johnlock
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Bilbo B., John W. - Complete
Tie You Up by Rahar Moonfire reviews
AU It's New Years and all CEO! Pitch wants to do is ravish the living daylights out of wanton!Jack. Written for the RotG kinkmeme
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Part I: If there ever was a thing like Fate by Derdra The Brave reviews
This is going to be a series from now on; part II will be out soon. Bilbo never expected the dragon to follow him home. A !Smauglives fanfiction, where Smaug is in a human body. Slash.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,941 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Bilbo B., Smaug - Complete
Enemies with Benefits by CrystalFrost317 reviews
Pitch can't keep his mind off Jack; so he's causing havoc and one night he takes a spin on the routinely battle with Jack. WARNING! BOY X BOY! BLACK ICE! Sex and mild rape. M for a reason!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Working Late by ScarlettWatson reviews
Sherlock pays a visit to Lestrade in his office after hours. Smutty little PWP.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,411 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Changes in the Dark by Pitch's-Lover reviews
Jack doesn't know why he went down the hole. However, after finding the one who dwells there he knows what he wants to do.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,791 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Pitch, Jack Frost - Complete
Sweetness of the dark side by DiabolicTenshi reviews
Is it possible to be destroyed by love? / Sorry, I still suck at writing summaries, forgive me. My second rise of the Guardins fic, please be nice to me. It's my Christmas present to every Black Ice fan :) Warnings: dark!Jack (?) smut, boyXboy, swearing, bad English (it's not my native language)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Pitch, Jack Frost - Complete
Melting The Ice by Kozmotis Nightmare reviews
Filled for a prompt. Jack tries to play a prank on Bunnymund by covering an Easter Egg hunting grounds with snow. He runs into Pitch and the two get a little carried away.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Pitch, Jack Frost - Complete
Shift by TalksToSelf reviews
A (not so brief) summary of the shift in the dynamic of Sherlock and John's relationship. From the first subtle brush of their fingertips over their morning coffee, covering all their firsts to what they are today. (Cover art by the fabulous megg33k)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,813 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
I've Just Seen A Face by RemyDico5 reviews
You didn't book Sherlock Holmes; he booked you. You didn't arrange meetings with Sherlock Holmes, he texted you an address and you had better be there on time. Everyone in the fashion world knew how this went. So when John got a text from an unknown number, that said 221B Baker Street, come at once if convenient. –SH, he knew better than to ignore it.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,024 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/18/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Silver For My Silver Tongue by thejammys reviews
To celebrate their engagement, Thor and Loki fuck underneath Tony's Christmas tree.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,019 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
At Dawn They Sleep by ScarlettWatson reviews
Vamp!lock AU set at the end of The Great Game, written for the Johnlock Challenges Gift Exchange for a prompt requesting Explicit Vamp!lock Fluff. The confrontation with Moriarty at the pool goes very differently, and the resulting revelations trigger a significant change in Sherlock's relationship with John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,056 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Eight Inches that Changed Everything by XistentialAngst reviews
This was written for the Johnlock Gift Exchange put on by johnlockchallenges on tumblr. It's a gift for splendidsparklingfire and the prompt was "breathless in an alleyway". In this story, Lestrade tells John about something he'd once discovered in Sherlock's flat during a drug bust. That little bit of knowledge changes everything. Follow my m/m romances at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
In the Dark of Night by AveryNocturnRae reviews
this is a little one-shot i wrote between Pitch and Jack to quell my inner fangirl. i hope you enjoy reading it as much as i enjoyed writing it.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Pitch, Jack Frost - Complete
Orange Screwdriver by LadyAxisNeoluna reviews
"I'll have an Orange Screwdriver with lime." 'As in 'I hope the guy associated with Orange will not screw me over with anything.' Iceland has been feeling Netherlands' stare on him for a while. Does the Dutchman hate him for something? NethIce, Platonic IceLuxem, and mentions of Prumania, DenCan, and Romerica. Rated for lemony reasons.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,909 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2012 - [Iceland, Netherlands] Luxembourg - Complete
Tainted Love by The Emcee reviews
Only behind closed doors could he touch Jack, kiss him, claim him as his own, and possess him in a way that no one else ever had. Or ever would. Just like Pitch himself, their relationship was dark and twisted, filled with fire and ice. And that was how he liked it. Pitch/Jack Slash
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
The School Records of Horitsuba by TrueDespair reviews
A series of funny oneshots involving our favorite characters at the Horitsuba Academy. School life will never be the same. -Ongoing-
Shiritsu Horitsuba Gakuen - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 39,136 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Yuui-sensei
Dusk to Dawn by MissLadyDemon reviews
The Demons strive to live in the world as humans hunt them and train the captured demons in nothing more than lifeless puppets. Gilbert is an rare Albino demon captured by the demon hunter Ludwig. Can Gilbert escape or be trained and sold off to the King and what are these feelings he's growing for the human Ludwig?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Germany, Prussia
Stall Me by aardbeien reviews
Thor leaves Loki under Tony's watch for a few hours. Loki decides to show off his magic.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,825 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Guideline To Living With The Avengers by szynka2496 reviews
including Loki and other characters. Rules you should- or not follow when you're living with The Avengers. But lets face it, no one would follow these rules, right? Right. Signed Jackie Walker. May contain some spoilers from the movie. Rated T because of language and other stuff that will come later... or not.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 23,995 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
The Halloween Party by XistentialAngst reviews
Sherlock and John attend a Halloween party on the trail of a vampire killer - a man who's been seducing his victims and taking all their blood. Sexy costumes, bad puns, hideous danger, frantic sex in hidden place and some Halloween-flavored fluff are all on hand to "treat" you. Boo. Follow my m/m romances at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,928 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Complete
Nowhere Left to Run by geekvsnerd reviews
John is confused about the nature of their relationship, Sherlock isn't being helpful. Rated M for wandering into dubious consent territory. Fluff at the end. You have been warned.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,252 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 9/30/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Five People Who Were Fazed By Loki Sitting on Thor's Lap by Catspook reviews
...And One Who Wasn't - AU never-a-villain!Loki - Humorous sequel to True Son - Kinkmeme fill - Thor likes to have Loki sit on his lap, the Avengers think it is weird, and Loki likes to troll them
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Devotion by chasingriver reviews
Sherlock has his first heat and tries to manipulate Mycroft into bonding with him. Things don't go according to plan. (Omegaverse: Alpha!Mycroft/Omega!Sherlock)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,294 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Furniture Mishaps by Tea and Fairy Lights reviews
Sherlock nearly destroys 221B in multiple ways in this series of one-shots, much to John's dismay.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,735 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Possession by Nana-41175 reviews
**COMPLETE!** "I seem to be suffering from delusions of being a vampire." Dr. John Watson has a new patient in hand. It seems like a straightforward case, or is it? Vampire!Sherlock/John Extreme AU. Epilogue and a special chapter, "Love Song" up! Rated M for some Johnlock scenes. Please R&R!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 115,294 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Waiting For You On This Nameless Beach by lashadas reviews
But after Afghanistan, where he heard the heart beats of good men fade away into the hot air, he was glad for the absence of the sound. He needed the silence. JohnLock. Magical Realism AU.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,529 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Hand You're Dealt by MapleleafCameo reviews
John wouldn't have minded so much if only Sherlock would stop introducing him as 'John Watson. I won him in a poker game.' Chapter 6 Last Chapter Folks The Dealin's Done Rated M. No Slash - Reviews Contain Spoilers
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,624 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 9/18/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Date at a Wedding by Azaelea reviews
Sherlock and John are finally tying the knot, but Mycroft always did have a penchant for stealing some of his brother's attention. [ Bed of Roses related but can be read as a standalone :D ]
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2012 - [John W., Sherlock H.] [DI Lestrade, Mycroft H.] - Complete
Jealousy by Christy C reviews
A drunk Tony is a handsy Tony and Thor wants his hands off of Loki. Oneshot. Drabble. Thorki. Prompt fill.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Everybody Talks by Padfoot3456 reviews
It started with a whisper. John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Happiness is a Warm Gun by hifunctioning reviews
Sherlock has a gun kink. John has a gun. 'Nuff said. Sexy times but - shockingly for me - no angst to speak of.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,403 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Great Sex Olympics of 221B by XistentialAngst reviews
John Watson thinks Sherlock Holmes should admit that he, Watson, is more of an expert on sex than Sherlock is. But Sherlock refuses to concede the point. He comes up with an experiment plan to resolve the issue. But sometimes even the best thought-out scientific study has unexpected consequences. Follow my m/m romance at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,081 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Bargain Sale by Nana-41175 reviews
Written for the "Red Pants Contest" at FYJFF. John gets himself a pair of red pants at a bargain sale, and Sherlock discovers them in the washer. Sparks fly. Rated T/M for some sexy times at the end, but not explicit. Please R&R!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Tentacles x Prussia by MissLadyDemon reviews
There is something lurning in an old lab form WWII and Prussia's about to find out what and he's not going to like it. Moster x Prussia. GerPru.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
A Scandal in Buckingham Palace by FlyMeAwayInYourTARDIS reviews
While Mycroft was consulting the sleuthing pair, each situation brought back memories of their last late night rendezvous. JohnLock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Gift by Redderhead reviews
Rather odd and ridiculous alternative universe fic! Everyone has a gift, it was very rare indeed to have two. Johnlock Rated M.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,705 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Confession by Galiko reviews
Vincent makes Gilbert hot and bothered just with words.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Gilbert/Raven, Vincent N. - Complete
The Adventure of the Flatmate's Fetish by Quinn Anderson reviews
In which Sherlock finds himself in the unusual position of trying to educate John about the endless variety of fetishes that exist in the world. When that gets boring, he sets himself on a very important case: figuring out if John has any fetishes. Which, of course, he does. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,635 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Deal by Quinn Anderson reviews
Sherlock makes a deal with Lestrade that leads to some very sexy consequences all over Lestrade's desk and some voyeur fun for our dear Molly Hooper. I know it's blasphemy to deviate from Johnlock, but please give this a try! There's smut in it for youuuuu. Written with and requested by my lovely co-author LadyElayne.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,049 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Jealous Much by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Smutty little one-shot with basically no plot. Sherlock gets jealous when a client flirts with John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Problems With Ventriloquism by SpeakingOfStrawberryJam reviews
John Watson was well known for his ability to get girlfriends. The problem was, he wasn't quite so good at keeping them - especially when his flatmate employed his rather strange skill-set to scare them off at inopportune moments.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Apodyopsis by Quinn Anderson reviews
Apodyopsis: Noun. The act of mentally undressing someone. Johnlock smut. Sequel to "Gymnophoria" but can be read as a stand alone.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Detective and the PinUp by XistentialAngst reviews
When Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old "Men of the Armed Forces" calendar which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August, it might change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes. Rated M but the plot reasonably concludes before the smut if you prefer PG . Follow my m/m romances at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,302 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Gymnophoria by Quinn Anderson reviews
Gymnophoria: n. the sensation that someone is mentally undressing you. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Cold Fingertips by avalonroses reviews
Francis owes Alfred, and he's found the perfect human to satisfy him. Vampire!AlfredxArthur.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,875 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/21/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Good Inside by Feelin Glayish reviews
"There's not enough good in you to take the bad out of me." Thor/Loki, Mjolnir/Loki, dub-con, object insertion, handcuffs, pwp
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,994 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Operation Inked by Quinn Anderson reviews
John has a tattoo, and Sherlock won't rest until he's seen it. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,049 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/10/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
At The Airport by Lady Undertaker reviews
You were waiting in line when the metal detector went off... EnglandXReader
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2012 - England/Britain - Complete
Try It Brother by G33kinthePink reviews
Thor is giving Loki his first taste of coffee and let's just say...the side effects are not what you'd expect. Crack. No Slash unless you really,REALLY,want to read it that way. But you'd have to try pretty hard. Rated T for language of sexual talk...sorta. Please read & review. Loki/Thor
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Just Friends? by PaperPrince reviews
In which John accidentally has an affair without knowing it. Or how Sarah learns the hard way why it's a bad idea to try and date colleagues. Established Johnlock AU. Can be seen as a stand alone fic or squeal to 3,554 miles
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Mine by GeniaTheParadox reviews
PWP of the kinky kind with dom!John and sub!Sherlock. John is sick of the Woman's constant texting and decides to remind Sherlock who he belongs to. Rated M for a very good reason.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/6/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Happiness Deserved by s1k1s1k1 reviews
There was no amount of liquor on this planet that would make Tony ever tell about the experience of shimmying leather-armored trousers off a pregnant god. At least he'd found out how the baby was going to come out. Loki/Thor. Mpreg, Fluff, Humor, Childbirth, Nursing.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
A Conversation in New York by madwriter223 reviews
-Kink Meme Fill- Loki is back in New York. And boy, is he pissed off. Thor/Loki, MPreg, Serious MoodSwing
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Ale to the King by Feelin Glayish reviews
Thor has never seen Loki drunk. Thor/Loki, drunk lazy sex
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,853 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Fateful Angel by Redderhead reviews
Trying something new - Wingfic JOHNLOCK. Is Sherlock all that he seems to be? How old is he really? Rated M for sexytimes.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,057 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Dearest Brother by mischievouschan reviews
Where Thor is not only the God of Thunder, but also the God of Sex, and Loki isn't complaining at all...not one bit. Just a typical night in bed with the two brothers; typical meaning hot, steamy sex. Post Avengers Thor/Loki with implied Steve/Tony. PWP. Accompaniment piece to Cognitive Recalibration.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Patron Saint of Difficult Marriages by MissLouisa reviews
Johnlock AU. Sherlock is the best wedding planner in London. John is getting married. Rated T for language ONLY.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Vampire's Aria by Nana-41175 reviews
An interlude chapter in my story, Possession, but can stand on its own. Sherlock describes details of a hunting episode for John during one of their therapy sessions. Vampire!Sherlock/Dr.John Watson AU fic. Rated M for certain situations. Please R&R!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Thor: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Fishing Four Finnick reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of a THOR GOD OF THUNDER unit! Follow the guidelines in this manual and your THOR unit will give you decades of quality performance. As Requested!
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Thor - Complete
Loki: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Fishing Four Finnick reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of an LOKI GOD OF MISCHIEF unit! Follow the guidelines in this manual and your LOKI unit will give you decades of quality performance.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Loki - Complete
The Seduction of Dr John Watson by XistentialAngst reviews
John convinces Sherlock that if he doesn't stop interfering with his sex life, he will move out. Sherlock is afraid that if John dates women he will marry and leave him. He can't allow that so he decides to fight - with a little help from Irene Alder. NOTE: I'm now writing m/m romance as Eli Easton.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,193 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Confessional by dcfg21 reviews
One-shot. Prompted by a friend who wanted priest!kink and Sherlock. Utter crack. But fun.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Dinner Date by chasingriver reviews
Sherlock asks John what he'd like for his birthday and is rather surprised by the answer. John/Sherlock/Mycroft. Warning: sibling incest. This is a one-shot, not related to the Experiments AU.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I Feel Like a Sofa by Tea and Fairy Lights reviews
Sherlock and John watch Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy on Towel Day.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Inconveniently Long Weddings by Dlvvanzor reviews
John hissed, "It's our wedding, Sherlock. It'll take as long as it needs to." Johnlock, drabble.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Filthy by Tea and Fairy Lights reviews
Plot? ...What plot?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
We All Have Our Strengths by MS-Manuscript reviews
Despite all appearances, Loki was quite good with children. Mostly his own, but other children too. Even if their parents disapproved. Crack one-shot, Avenger!Loki/Norse!Loki, no pairings. Complete.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Loki - Complete
Domesticity by Scarlett Rogue reviews
Lestrade, Anderson and Donovan visit Sherlock's flat late at night to go over a big case. Little did they know, a sleepy Johnlock is a domestic Johnlock. Their behavior takes everyone by surprise. Sweet, funny, slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/10/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Proxy by thequeergiraffe reviews
Dude, I don't know. I wrote this ages ago and never published it for various reasons, but then I read it again and went "ehh...it's okay-ish" so here you go. Sherlock eavesdrops on John and his girlfriend in bed.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,714 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Treatment by FairyNiamh reviews
Thor applies Cuddle therapy to his naughty little brother. Takes place AFTER the movie. No spoilers given.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Inside Out by MildredandBobbin reviews
John is spending far too much time in the shower. Sherlock decides to find him a girlfriend.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,717 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
HeadSpace Out of my Head by tsukinoblossom reviews
Somewhat AU, in which Sherlock has an uncanny ability and John is unsurprisingly accepting. Chapters 3, 9, and 11 contain explicit content, the subsequent chapters may refer to it but are not explicit.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,333 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Text Me When It's Over by immaculately-flawed reviews
After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them... Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 111 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Dating Paradigm by Hokum reviews
Lestrade unleashes his inner Cilla Black and sets Sherlock up on a date, which John is fine with. Really. Honestly. Absolutely fine with…
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,039 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Orchard by DancingGrimm reviews
When a case takes Sherlock to a famous brothel, things don't go to plan, and he unexpectedly meets somebody rather interesting. AU
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,340 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Secrets she knows by Freya-Rhianna reviews
Donovan has her hands on an incriminating recording of Sherlock when he was asleep, and learns more than she had ever wanted to. Secrets never stay secret for long, especially when it can end in the humiliation of Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,589 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Possession by SoraOokami12 reviews
One-shot smut. Moriarty/Sherlock. Some BDSM.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
At Ease by Tea and Fairy Lights reviews
John unsettles Sherlock via his military uniform.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,582 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
April Fools! by Tea and Fairy Lights reviews
John pranks Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Sheet by junejuly15 reviews
The infamous scene with The Sheet in Buckingham Palace told from the sheet's POV. Humour/ Romance, because some of the garments are madly in love with Sherlock. The Scarf, John's Jumper and Jacket, the Purple Shirt and others add their POV as well. Complete
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Twenty Three Seconds by bondageluvr reviews
Sebastian is late. There is whipped cream. Handcuffs. Fluff. PWP. MorMor
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian W./Seb - Complete
Sweet Surrender by HamsterCastiel reviews
Omega!verse! Alpha!Sherlock and Omega!John. John Watson and Sherlock Holmes have been flatmates for a year, when John goes in a sudden heat four days before his circkle.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,918 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 131 - Published: 3/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Double Date by Mei Hitokiri reviews
When Greg complains to John that he can't seem to arrange a date with Mycroft, John offers to lend a hand. But, of course, with the Holmes brothers involved it can't be that easy... can it? T for language and some mild fluff, but nothing graphic.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Upperclassmen by Dark knightress reviews
University AU/ Sherlock Holmes resident genius is being tutored on a subject he took and passed two years ago. Why? Certainly not because he has a thing for a certain short fellow upperclassmen, because that would just be ridiculous.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Trouble Lurking by MadPineapple reviews
The workings of two brilliantly teasing minds. Prequel to Teamwork.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Oz V., Vincent N. - Complete
Teamwork by MadPineapple reviews
Two people work together to get Gilbert in bed with them.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Gilbert/Raven - Complete
Sherlock's Man of Endless Mystery by Asterie-Smiles reviews
When Sherlock hears that "love is an endless mystery", he concludes that falling in love would mean he'll never be bored again, and begins an internet dating mission. John follows from date to date, hoping he'll see that his ideal man is closer to home.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,762 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Phone call gone wrong by Roses-Cheese-Wine reviews
Denmark gets in a car accident...norway stays with him at the hospital...what happens when iceland has the house to himself and invites holland along IceHol
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Iceland, Netherlands
Sherlocks Solution by TheHipsterTheorem reviews
Quick Slash. Slight Humor. Sherlock finds a solution to Johns constant talk of sex. one-shot
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
A few doors down by PaperPrince reviews
AU John can't help falling in love with the violinist next door... Warning Slash fic with Solo smut!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Down to a T by elixette reviews
Fill for the prompt: "You know something has gone horribly wrong in your life when you recognize brain and bone scans of your best friend on sight."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Long Ride Home by immaculately-flawed reviews
Lestrade decides to drive Sherlock and John home after their adventure in Baskerville. Sherlock and John bicker like little kids in the back seat. Lestrade suffers.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Games We Play by A-Harbinger reviews
John and Sherlock role-play the Omegaverse. Alpha!John/Omega!Sherlock, sort of. *warnings inside*
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Married to My Work by LiveALittleDarlin reviews
Sherlock comes to a startling realization that ends happily for both him and John. Tumblr prompt. Slash: Johnlock. Don't like? Don't read.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Need by TehPinkKitten reviews
Sherlock needs John. His blood and body. Vampire!Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Black Candy Series by Shadow of Arashi reviews
Series of short stories for Vincent/Break set in the same universe. Take 6: "By an unspoken, mutual decision Pandora's roses garden had became their off limit area."
Pandora Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,754 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Xerxes B., Vincent N. - Complete
Let Them Eat Cake by sapiosexual reviews
Mycroft and Sherlock are at Mummy's for Christmas dinner. Mycroft can't sleep, and cheats on his diet. Sort of. Based on a prompt. Mycroft/Cake. Rated for "sex" and brief language. I have no regrets.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
How To Operate Your Sherlock by Barbara Anne reviews
Holmes Labs Inc. Manual For Model: Sherlock L9A1 How To Operate Your Sherlock A Technical Writing On the Terms and Uses of Your New Device
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Mycroft Ultimatum by TeH-HeArTlEsS-ScHoLaR reviews
Mycroft has a problem: Sherlock is in denial. Mycroft is going to help him. Sherlock/John.rated M for future chapters and 'cause I want it to be.picks up from TGG pool and goes on.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,582 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
First Kiss by The Blue Raven reviews
After Sherlock manages to alienate yet another of John's girlfriends, he wants to know what the point of all that kissing is. The answer leads to more kissing. Which leads to other things. Sherlock/John slash
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,488 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Intimate Introduction by ArwendeImladris reviews
J/S slash. Sherlock wants John. John wants Sherlock to stop with the bad puns .
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
John the BAMF Omega by ArwendeImladris reviews
S/J slash. Omegaverse. John may be an omega, but he refuses to bow down to overbearing alphas. When John goes into heat, Sherlock learns this...quite thoroughly.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/31/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
It Burns Bright On a Friday Night by irridescentsong reviews
Sherlock's got a thing for uniforms. He's also got a secret. John's an Alpha, and doesn't know what to think. Warnings for: Omega!verse, uniform abuse. Johnlock PWP.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/30/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Mittens by LulaMadison reviews
The Avengers haven't seen Loki for a while. When they eventually track him down they find out he has adopted a pet kitten and has been spending all of his time playing with it. Thor mistakenly thinks he is an uncle again…
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 111 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Just a Little Fun by SoulKinkTwins reviews
Moriarty tricks Sherlock into believing he's kidnapped John. Then he kidnaps Sherlock. After all, Moriarty just wants to have a little fun... M/M, handcuffs, blindfolds, dubcon. Please read and review!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H. - Complete
More than Sex by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
Bonzai Bunny on Live Journal requested Netherlands/France smut. I delivered. Short bit of smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2012 - France, Netherlands - Complete
I Made Wine From The Lilac Tree by Hokum reviews
John is going out tonight. Because Sherlock said so.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,104 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Shhhhhh! by Atlin Merrick reviews
Their trousers were at their ankles, the library was quiet, and John's motivation was clear: For every multi-syllable word he used correctly, Sherlock would reward him with one balls-deep thrust. Quick…what's a six syllable word for oh-dear-god-yes?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/5/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Never Ending Cycle by IronicNarwhal reviews
Or, four times Sherlock Holmes tried to propose to John Watson, one time he succeeded. Sherlock thinks he's a failure, John is confused, Mrs. Hudson and Lestrade give some bad advice, and Mummy saves the day. All in a lovely, fuffy holiday theme.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,256 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mycroft's Gift To John And Sherlock by DreamingxInsanity reviews
It's Christmas at 221b Baker Street and John is about to open his gift from Mycroft. What is it about the present that has John blushing furiously and trying to hide it away from Sherlock? And will it bring about unexpected, yet delightful, results? S/J
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/19/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Cold Snap by Mirith Griffin reviews
"The Mayo Clinic prescription for hypothermia is this: Tea. Blanket fort. Sex. All right, it doesn't come right out and say that on the website. But Sherlock can read between the lines." A prequel to "Heat Wave."
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,132 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Eavesdropping Can Be Dangerous by Vampsi reviews
In which Sherlock eavesdrops on John in the shower, and then John eavesdrops on Sherlock in his bedroom. NSFW, graphic.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Kiss Won't Make This Better by dimensionalwritings reviews
Tomoyo and Sakura have a problem. They have a kissing booth for their school fair but they're one person short! Who fills in? Fay of course! But how does Kurogane feel about this? co-written with tsubasa-fan! for clampkink meme on lj rated M for SEX!
Shiritsu Horitsuba Gakuen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,990 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Kurogane-sensei, Fai-sensei - Complete
Just Pretend by RemyDico5 reviews
Sherlock and John decide to fake a sexual encounter so everyone will stop asking if they're together. One shot.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Untouchable by CKerased reviews
Sherlock bets John that he can talk him into a climax without any sort of physical stimulus. John accepts the challenge. Established relationship. Slash. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Trust Bond by TiniestDormouse reviews
Stand-alone. Part of the Borderlands series. While training at Pandora, Break tells Gil that he has to learn how to expose himself completely in order to attract the Raven. So he turns to the only person he trusts to help: his brother Vincent.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,722 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Gilbert/Raven, Vincent N. - Complete
Halloween by Shnlock reviews
John tries to persuade Sherlock to come to Lestrade's Halloween costume party; but Sherlock needs an incentive. Basically, smut, crack and a guy dressed as a fridge.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Your kiss, your fist, your strain by tsukinoblossom reviews
Explicit story involving fisting - read at your own discretion
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/28/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Stimuli by Silverlynxcat reviews
Loki leaves Thor hot and bothered without a chance of relief. Thor takes his revenge using one of Loki's lesser known weaknesses. /Warnings etc. inside/
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Heat Wave by Mirith Griffin reviews
Sherlock needs cooling off. John needs Sherlock. Can they come to an agreement?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
In Which No Cake Is Iced by GiveUpResistance reviews
The results of baking a cake. PrussiaxAustria, human names used WARNING: M for a reason, YAOI, male sex, If you don't like it don't read etc. One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/30/2011 - [Austria, Prussia] - Complete
Easing the tension by Silverlynxcat reviews
Thor walks in on Loki in an obscene position. Loki's tongue fails him, but Thor's certainly does not. /Explicit/Warnings etc. inside/
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Of Bumble Bees and Beatles by Hokum reviews
John discovers the wonders of online shopping and buys a gift for Sherlock. One Shot fluffyness
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,443 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Whipping Boy by Atlin Merrick reviews
After John hit him, Sherlock got hard. What a surprise. Of course it'd been an accident, of course John had apologized profusely, and of course that had been the end of that. Except it hadn't, god no. Consensual riding crop violence.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,987 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Writhe by GoesKaboom reviews
One doesn't get adept at magic without making a few errors. Loki accidentally conjures up a tentacle monster. You can probably tell where this is going... Oneshot
Thor - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Loki - Complete
The Dress by Shadow Priesstes reviews
Again one of the kink memes. If your best friend is to dense to notice that what is in front of them a good friend can always lend a helpfull hand.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Rufus B., Vincent N. - Complete
Stand Under My by piratesquared reviews
It's raining and the crime scene is dead. Sherlock gets hold of Mycroft's umbrella, then proceeds to warm John up under it. Written for a good friend.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Drunk Night by Shadow Priesstes
Here is again a story for the PH kink-meme. Vincent and Gil end up calming themselves in getting drunk, leaving the others to pick them up in they intoxicated states.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Vincent N., Rufus B. - Complete
the happy announcement by birdbox reviews
"There is no way I'm the bride of this relationship." Light/preslash if you squint.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Solar System by rubberbird reviews
John/Sherlock. John devises an interesting tactic for teaching Sherlock vital information. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Suck by Atlin Merrick reviews
It was unquestionably the most pornographic thing John had ever done, and yet it was as quiet and gentle as god damn kittens. Something happens during John and Sherlock's unexpected vacation. Other than food poisoning. And a possible aneurysm.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,693 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/29/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Pirate Play by BonjourMaCherie reviews
FrUK one-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/22/2011 - England/Britain, France
eavesdropping by bara.no.hitsuji reviews
Oz just finish his training. then he finds an interesting conv."I don't think you call me just for this, Vince." "But brother, you're the only one who knows me very well " "But you don't have to make such noises" it's gil & vince! what are they doing?
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Vincent N., Gilbert/Raven - Complete
When Syaoran ruled the Earth by Uakari reviews
Birthday fic for Bottan! Separated from Syaoran and Mokona, Kurogane and Fay find themselves surrounded by "dragons"...who neither breathe fire nor fly, but they're DRAGONS, OKAY?
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,211 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Fai, Kurogane - Complete
Cloves by shadow-lupine reviews
Sherlock Holmes *really* loves the smell of cloves. Sherlock/Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sacrilege by Atlin Merrick reviews
"Face the other side of the confessional brother John." Dear god John's dreams never go the way they're supposed to. And this one? This one is sending him straight to hell. Warning: Religion treated lightly and very sexually.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/18/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Riding the Storm by Croutonic Sarcasm reviews
He didn't want Mjolnir, no matter how strong it might make him. No, if he wanted it, it would be for the attention of the maidens swooning over Thor. Loki had trickery and lies, his only companion for the long nights of the forsaken god. Loki/Mjolnir
Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Faerie Touched by Blind Author reviews
Complete. AU. In a world of sorcerers and magic, Sherlock is a Faerie-born and John, lacking any kind of magical talent, often seems a bit out of place. But he has a gift all his own...Slash, Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,781 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 134 - Published: 6/16/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Companionship by WingedWolf121 reviews
Sherlock decides that he's going to adopt a dog. John decides that the beast is evil, and domestic troubles ensue. Because that dog is always sleeping in Sherlock's bed, or Sherlock is petting it, and no, John is not jealous. Really. Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I don't know where I end or where you begin by your-icequeen reviews
Established BDSM relationship. Sherlock shows out and John thinks it is time for some Discipline.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,913 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/21/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
How's Gil? by Pleasing.the.Yaoi.Gods reviews
Oz is taking a pleasent walk in the Rainsworth gardens when he comes across Vincent, which reminds him that he hasn't seen Gil for awhile since he left to go to the Nightray manor, so Oz asks Vincent how Gil is doing and he gets a weird answer.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Vincent N., Oz V. - Complete
Good Golly, Miss Molly by mazarin reviews
"Leave it to Sherlock to get them involved in a blackmail and murder case that leads to private BDSM parties and way too much information about other people's sex lives." Slash, very, very mild BDSM themes.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Clowning Around by Darkfire75 reviews
FrUk. England is afraid of clowns. France tries to 'cure' him of this fear.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Of Doctors and Detectives by solauzish reviews
Sherlock/John drabbles.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 7,056 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Hypersomnia by Nova-chan reviews
Sherlock keeps falling asleep. Everywhere.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Chatroulette by ToniPrufrock reviews
Sherlock is in one of his bored phases. John decides that the best way to get him out of it is to follow Harry's advice and try out chatroulette. It soon takes the flatmates unexpected places... Slash warning
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,638 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/21/2010 - John W., Sherlock H.
To Resist Temptation by PrincessNala reviews
Nobody can fully resist temptation. There was no rational thought left in Sherlock's magnificent mind now. Nothing but lust and insatiable thirst for the man beneath him clouding his ability to think. Vampire!Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,808 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/10/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
My Obsession by Soul-Nommer reviews
Gil's been having weird dreams, Vincent seems to have the answer. What will Gil have to do to get this aswer? Read to find out! Vincent/Gilbert incest/yaoi don't likedon't read!
Pandora Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Gilbert/Raven, Vincent N.
The Plan by Blind Author reviews
John had a plan, and it's name was Get Some Sex. And the capitals were most certainly necessary. A short, humourous oneshot that I wrote for fun. Slash, Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/20/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
We'll Start With The Riding Crop by Loki's-Phantom-x reviews
Sherlock introduces Lestrade to his riding crop. Smut, swearing, light bondage. Sherlock/Lestrade, PWP. R&R, x
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/14/2010 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Duties of an Austrian Maid by Hazel-Beka reviews
Roderich makes the bad decision of going out drinking with Gilbert, Arthur and co. He makes another bad decision when he accepts Gilbert's challenge of a drinking competition. If he loses? Well Gilbert did once say that he wanted Roderich to be his maid..
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,038 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Sandwich by Domomomo reviews
No Prussia, you are NOT allowed to touch it. Prussia/Germany/Austria
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Sing to Me by Rahar Moonfire reviews
Oneshot: Fai sings a lullaby and Kurogane decides he wants Fai to sing in a more intimate way. KUROFAI You have been warned
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Kurogane, Fai - Complete
Escaping the Dinner Party by lovexsorrows reviews
Gil gets bored. Vincent gets his chance.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Vincent N., Gilbert/Raven - Complete
A Midsummer's Night by Hikari Kaitou reviews
Kurogane takes Fai out for his first shot at catching fireflies. KxF fluff oneshot
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Kurogane, Fai - Complete