ShadowMecha
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Joined 08-28-03, id: 446365
Author has written 10 stories for StarTrek: The Original Series, Lord of the Rings, StarTrek: The Next Generation, and Harry Potter.
I am a Harry Potter house-elf nun. Fear me

I've reveiwed a bunch of folks, but I'm still under 100. I'm not exactly popular in the FF world. But I try *tear* Have a cup of tea.

I might as well point out the gnomes are dancing. Not that anyone'll read this anyone, but oh well. They are. Dancing, that is. The gnomes. *koffkoff* Anyway. Light Peter Jackson's house on fire. And be big, fluffy and pink. And R&R. Please.

PS : I adore Pete, really. But it's a loooong story (involving the extended version of the Two Towers. And Arwen. And commentary *gag* Thanks for the paint-out, Peter!)

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The Adventures Of Don L, Grandson of Zorro by Duchess of Inkling reviews
The dashing Don L is come to Hogwarts to display his heroism and to free the rich and privileged from the oppressive grip of the poor and less well-bred. Who shall be his targets? Who is the object of his affections? And what is his real identity?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,190 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Lucius M., Severus S.
Accidentally In Love by Ariennye reviews
A short, fluffy story about Jr. and MOMO. [Slightly AU, Episode II spoilers]
Xenosaga - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Complete
Snow And Hot Chocolate by Minnow reviews
Another post-prank fic: not wildly original, but angsty fluff rather than angst. (Sirius x Remus)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,727 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Tainted Existence by tinhead reviews
COMPLETE! While Peter rots in Azkaban, Sirius has imprisoned himself in his own mind. He's tried everything, but now Remus is onto their last resort - Harry. But what difference can one 7-year-old make? Pre-Hogwarts AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,207 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/5/2004 - Published: 1/29/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
and the rain poured by tinhead reviews
post OotP - a man stands alone in the rain, and remembers what he used to have.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/4/2004
The Lucius Malfoy Fans' Guide To Smut by Duchess of Inkling reviews
Join me as I stab wildly at the authors of smutty Lucius fics who daringly assume that sexual assault is pleasurable, who use rape as a plot device, and abusive!Lucius as an excuse for characterisation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/2/2004 - Published: 3/20/2004 - Lucius M.
Devil's Delight by Rynne Lupin reviews
Bellatrix worships her Devil.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort
Ringwraith by ZenZen reviews
This follows the events that leads up to an Elf's descent into the darkness; how she abandoned the way of the light, and embraced the way of the Wraiths.. (Three part. Movie based.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11/2004 - Haldir
Larry Totter and the Voice of Reason by Quang Tai and the LOC reviews
You ever get the feeling that Harry and Ron were more than just friends? yeah, us too. this story isn't for the weak of heart (or stomach) or for people who will impale us for making fun of HP. Not to mention pregnant people... it could be dangerous.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,624 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/9/2004
Ya Know, Fun? by EndomorphUsagi reviews
One-Shot. A small story about our dear, hard working Hermione and Fred and Geroge saving her from studying. Detailed battle scene..lol...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2004 - Complete
Twas the night before christmas by MyGodIsMephistopheles reviews
Twas the night before christmas in draco's house
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/9/2004 - Draco M.
A Fine Lack of Subtly by Kavi reviews
A TonksSnape ficlet in which Tonks is frank, Bill is amused, and Snape has a really nice arse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2004 - N. Tonks, Severus S.
A Light To See By by Ariennye reviews
A poem of reflection from Squall before they enter Lunatic Pandora.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/3/2003 - Complete
Am I Doomed Forever? by Ariennye reviews
This is a poem that takes place before they go to the Sorceress Memorial, Squall's point of view.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/3/2003 - Complete
Bring Me Back to Life by Im A Brandybuck reviews
Sung by Haldir featuring Elrond. Sung to the tune of "Bring Me to Life" by Evanesence. Haldir sings about not wanting to go to Helm's Deep! R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/19/2003 - Haldir, Elrond
Gandalf with the Staff by Im A Brandybuck reviews
Don't take that title the wrong way! Here I am with yet another song spoof! Sung to the tune of "Jenny From the Block". (I must admit, it's not my best, but R&R anwyay!) PLEAAAASE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/18/2003 - Gandalf
The True Story of How Aragorn Met Arwen by Im A Brandybuck reviews
Just like "The True Story of How Haldir Met the Fellowship!" This is Aragorn's true story of how he REALLY met Arwen! Enjoy! R&R-ing never hurt anyone either!!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Aragorn, Arwen U.
How the Klingons Stole Christmas by Tavia reviews
A rather amusing cross between the Grinch and Star Trek. Takes place roughly during TOS, before the Klingons and the Federation were friendly, but has no regular characters, which of course is why it's here. Basically just a funny little Christmas fic.
StarTrek: Other - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/21/2002
Marvin in Limbo by hoopyfroodcat reviews
What happened to Marvin after he died?
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2000
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The New Show reviews
A Star Trek Script in Five Parts. Involves unemployed Klingons, iPods, mimblewhimble, Chingy, and dancing Vulcans. Not particularly serious. Thanks to all who have R&Red so far!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/11/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy
Precious Things reviews
I failed this test by writing this. My teachers loved it, but the guy who grades papers for writing tests was like, What? The Precious, and why Gollum loves it. Please R&R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Gollum, Smeagol
Harry Potter and the Golden Snitch reviews
Chapter Three up. Harry Potter in seventh year. Evidently, pensives don't like water.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/8/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Harry P.
A Silver Romance reviews
Ensign Silver... does stuff. Yeah. And Chekov's there too. Hobbit Time. And notice how it's rated G? There will a plot... I think... and there wil be NO ORANGE FOOD! It's gettin' mushy.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/26/2004 - Published: 9/23/2003 - P. Chekov
Warfy the RedNosed Klingon reviews
Warfy the red-nosed Klingon... WOOHOO! I love it. By request. Please R&R. Thankees.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/17/2003
Psam Psong reviews
Now there's an urban legend. And it's all my fault. Please R&R. Heeheehee...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/17/2003 - Samwise G.
Arrested! reviews
So, uh, they run through New Zealand and stuff. IT's about as long as this stupid summary.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/16/2003 - Samwise G., Frodo B.
Hey Dol! reviews
Tom Bombadil sings about... stuff... PLEASE R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9/16/2003
Frominem reviews
Frodo and Eminem... combined... heheh...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/16/2003 - Frodo B.
HOT DOG reviews
Yeah, thanks Tavia... you've already reviewed. Many thanks. But now the rest of you need to R&R. Now. Awahahaha!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,913 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/16/2003 - H. Sulu