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Joined 01-05-13, id: 4463693, Profile Updated: 06-21-17
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール.

I sass.

I sizzle.

And what do you know it?

I'm a monster.


('う')ゞ


My twin sister is jiemae.

Bleh Bleh Blah

I'm 19. (06/15)

(Also, em—dashes—are—life.)

(So—satisfying.)


In the Works:

  • Adonis Ramosa: OC Insert, no pairing decided. 2k to 4k per chapter (Update Schedule: When I get in the mood for some fluff and easy to write fun. Recently, this is a lot of the time.)
  • Of Wood and Bones: OC Insert, no pairing decided. 6k-3k per chapter (Update Schedule: every Monday, maybe?)
  • Tomorrow's Sound: OC Insert, tentative KakashixOC. 5k-2k per chapter (Update Schedule: Bi-Weekly)

  • Someone wanted a list of OC's in my fic, Adonis Ramosa so here is one. ouo)9

    Main Character:

    Suiren; daughter of the Toad Sage, Jiraiya. She's a quiet girl, often regarded by her peers as a 'yamato nadeshiko' which is quite fitting, considering her gentle ways and her softspoken demeanor. Despite being a generally kind girl, she can hold grudges and is prone to being more passive aggressive than just passive. She is pretty smart, lacks talent in genjutsu, is adept at taijutsu, and ninjutsu, but is exceedingly strong in kenjutsu. Her best grade is in kunoichi arts, because she is a girly girl. She has white hair which is made long and smooth thanks to her mothers genes, which is really her saving grace. She has heterochromia, one eye is a sky blue while the other is a rainy sky grey, the colors are close enough that most of the time she just has the assumed blue eyes.

    Supporting Characters:

    Kouta (no last name); an orphan from the 3rd shinobi world war, he's originally from Ame. His family had been a band of refugees which had been once a small clan that was wiped out during the skirmishes along their land. Even though he was very young he remembers every bit of his parents death, and subsequently the rest of this clan. He does believe some of his family made it though, and wishes to someday see them. He hopes that by being a shinobi he can stop people from needlessly killing others. Basically he has a hero complex. Kouta has brown hair and green eyes; if he wasn't so annoying he'd be cute is the consensus of the girls in their grade.

    Inuzuka Shiba; son of Kuren and Taijin Inuzuka. His best friend is Kouta, he's pretty basic Inuzuka. He has no aspirations beside to finally get his personal ninken which his parents haven't allowed him to have yet. They want him practicing team work with Kouta, who they dote on immensely. Shiba and Kouta are a duo that are more often than not stronger together than apart, it's just too bad then that they always have to fight over the stupidest of things and can only ever work together if Suiren is involved. A pity.

    Hyuuga Raijin; he is from the branch family of the Hyuuga clan. He has not recieved his markings yet, as Hinata is not yet three, but he dreads the day he's sealed. He is very skilled and at the moment is the top shinobi in their year, although not as much of a genius to get bumped up a grade like Itachi. This causes him no end of hatred for the Uchiha, and also has a distate for Suiren for the same reason. He sees her as someone slacking because he believes as the daughter of a sannin if she applied herself she could do just as well as the Uchiha boy and this aggravates him. Surprisingly though, he's not a bad guy. He just has jealousy issues and is generally kind and helpful to his classmates, always providing them with support even if it is a bit cold shouldered. His best friend is Yamanaka Kazuki.

    Yamanaka Kazuki; he's not very highborn in the clan, but he is a very good ninja despite his mother being a civilian. He doesn't have the signature Yamanaka look because of this, though his hair is sandy in coloring, his eyes are a dark, near black which is always sparkling in some way. He's very excitable and has a very large crush on Suiren, and isn't ashamed to admit it. He doesn't think he has any hopes in regards to her, and for now just enjoys to watch her from afar and be comforted that a girl like her exist(meaning a legit yamato nadeshiko, which is a dying breed, I tell you.)

    Akimichi Chouri; she is Hana's best friend, and is a very kind girl. She is always smiling, and because of that everyone thinks she's a bit dumb, or not all there, but she's well liked because of how sweet she is.

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    Cat's Cradle by jiemae reviews
    By stone and by sky, there had never been anything she could do to save herself. Subjected to becoming a beast at the age of two, Yugito Nii grew up being watched—grew up being tested—and she's sick of it. More than that, she knows that if she doesn't do anything then she'll end up dead in a plot to ruin the world. With something to live for, she won't let that happen. [SI/OC]
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 154,168 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 1,313 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 8/11/2016 - [OC, Yugito N., Kakashi H.] Itachi U.
    Fade to Black by Iaso reviews
    Kasumi Kurosawa thought she had gotten lucky. She was reborn as the daughter of a farming couple, all the way on the outskirts of Fire Country and far from Konoha. She thought she had a peaceful, safe life ahead of her. She was wrong, of course, because things are never that easy - that didn't mean she had to be happy about it, though.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,167 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 4/24 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Chōji A., OC
    Whispered Nothings by MidnightSinXOXOXO reviews
    "For once, I am not faced with oppressing white but, instead, the intensity of newly kindled fire and an endless blue sky that is my eyes." (White is purity. White is innocence. White is this godforsaken, bleak hospital room that smothers and chains me so intangibly.) The weight of the world hurts—because, for all its worth, this world may not be worth saving after all. [Reborn SI]
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 94,028 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 3/19 - Itachi U., Kakashi H., Shisui U., OC
    Catch Your Breath by Lang Noi reviews
    Inspired by Silver Queen's "Dreaming of Sunshine." Ripples turn into waves and crash upon the shores of what is and what could be, and I was just someone else who got pulled under. I didn't realize that even a drowning person makes waves of their own. A SI OC story.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 121 - Words: 841,660 - Reviews: 6022 - Favs: 4,951 - Follows: 5,259 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Kakashi H., Hayate G., Obito U., OC
    Hook—Line—& Sinking by jiemae reviews
    I'll wait. I'll wait. There's very little I won't do for you. [OC Insert]
    Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 6/8 - [Kaneki K./Haise S., Touka K.] Ayato K., OC
    Monopoly by jiemae reviews
    And just like that, she watched the pieces fall. [OC!Self Insert] (1-5 is the completed story. Anything beyond is a 'what if' after story. IN THE PROCESS OF BEING EDITED.)
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,780 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 12/10/2014 - Jiraiya, Konan, Nagato U., OC - Complete
    as the wild current sings, clarity over skies by XxZuiliu reviews
    Nagase Kiyo. Former college student, part-time dish-washer; also the very unfortunate victim of a very fatal traffic accident. Currently the resident river kami of a small stream in the middle of nowhere. Or rather, as it turns out… "Damn you, Kishimoto. Shinobi world my ass!" [OC, Spirit!AU, Very AU]
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,262 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 8/21/2016 - Sakura H., Zabuza M., Haku, OC
    The Cat Came Back by UmbreonGurl reviews
    Being a panther summon is not always easy. Especially when your summoners keep dying. [One-shot] [Panther Summon OC]
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/29 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Mikoto U., OC - Complete
    Laterality by peccolia reviews
    "Why," she wondered, "was I given a second chance in this world, in this family, in this particular time, if not to change the status quo?" Thinking that was all well and good—however, enacting it was a completely different, and extremely difficult, matter. Semi-SI OC Rebirth fic.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 341,855 - Reviews: 1248 - Favs: 2,509 - Follows: 3,051 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Minato N., Kushina U., OC
    An Inch of Gold by KuriQuinn reviews
    Team 7 is sent on a mission to investigate a disturbance outside of the village, where they encounter an unconscious girl in a crater. The mysterious Sarada insists she's a shinobi from the Hidden Leaf trying to rescue her teammates. When the team discovers she possesses a Sharingan, things become even more unbelievable. [Part of the Legacy of Fire Series]
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 171,863 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 1,306 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 8/2/2016 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sarada U.
    ode to sleep by Calloniel reviews
    "In this world I only have one weapon: I know the board, I know the players, and I know how it ends." Fallen through a fabric of reality our heroine finds herself lost in her very own tragedy, warmed by the sun, yet hopelessly enchanted by the moon. [Self-Insert/OC]
    Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,389 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Kaneki K./Haise S., Uta, OC, Hide
    Iryo-nin Kasa (医療忍傘) by Vaengir reviews
    Whoever said death is nothing to be afraid of have likely lived a full life. Though, I suppose the same could be said for the reverse. Those who fear death have never truly lived, but I'm getting a little ahead of myself. My name is Kasa, the idiot who doesn't know how to die properly. And let me tell you, dying hurts. OC Self-insert
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 103 - Words: 558,569 - Reviews: 5719 - Favs: 4,094 - Follows: 4,320 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Obito U., OC
    Fire Flower by jiemae reviews
    In a death dyed with red, I was reborn. In recalled memories, I discovered a means for survival. [SI-OC!Kushina]
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,953 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 1,458 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 9/9/2014 - [OC, Kushina U., Minato N.]
    Of Claws and Talons by quillstrike reviews
    Sequel to OQaS but can be read independently / As a HIGHLY respectable (okay, so maybe she's laughed at more than she's taken seriously but that's besides the point) solicitor, Adela Lancaster can confidently inform you that, yes, she is now even more awesome than before. Of course, that doesn't mean that Ragnuk (or one git-erm, Al Potter) will treat her any differently...
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 162,936 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 8/15/2013 - [Albus S. P., OC] [Scorpius M., Rose W.] - Complete
    The Voice Inside Your Head by jiemae reviews
    Having problems with seeing your potential? Making up your mind about things? Going on long tangents about secret crushes concerning a certain raven-haired boy? Nothing an Inner can't help you with! – SI OC as Inner Sakura.
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 8/29/2016 - Published: 10/30/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., OC
    Inoue Shiori by Hermionechan90 reviews
    The story of Inoue Shiori, the civilian reincarnation that made her life in the Naruto World without directly interfering with the timeline and the ripples that she caused. OC, SI (Self Insert), AU
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 176,068 - Reviews: 2759 - Favs: 4,666 - Follows: 4,687 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 11/3/2013 - [Kakashi H., OC]
    The Battle Plan by HimekoUchia reviews
    Three French teens enter the Naruto-verse planning to have fun messing about. The reality of their situation soon catches up with them and they realize that the ninja world is both a horribly dangerous and exciting place. However, they always have time to traumatize some shinobi includes Akatsuki!GaaraxOC,NejiTen, ShikaTema, SasuNaru etc. Starts at Pre-chunin
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 296,993 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 5/7/2016 - Published: 5/6/2010 - [Gaara, OC] Sasuke U., Akatsuki - Complete
    Shadowed Sun by Darkpetal16 reviews
    Life can be a cruel thing, especially when it was never meant to be given to you in the first place. Self-Insert / SI OC. -COMPLETE-
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 247,986 - Reviews: 3207 - Favs: 4,094 - Follows: 3,793 - Updated: 5/3/2016 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruko U., OC - Complete
    Systems in a Mad New World by DarkMysticblade reviews
    Waking up one day to find yourself in the body a child is unpleasant. Waking up in Konoha and with a mysterious Kekkai Genkai could be much worse. OC SI starting pre-series with video game elements.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,290 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 4/7/2016 - Published: 1/7/2014 - OC
    Sasori by Darkpetal16 reviews
    It's not all that likely to be reborn in the Narutoverse. And it's definitely not likely to go back time in the Narutoverse after being reborn there. So then why, pray tell, does it still happen? AU / Sequel of Sakura / Time travel.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 79,178 - Reviews: 2458 - Favs: 3,082 - Follows: 3,219 - Updated: 3/1/2016 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Sakura H., Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
    Just Call it Intuition by Calloniel reviews
    "When Yuki, an orphan with a tragic past, knocks over a priceless valuable, she ends up indebted to the Host Club! Oh, what will they do with her?" Isn't that how it's suppose to go? Well, I definitely broke something expensive, but it was on purpose. Maybe I should summarize it like this - a nutcase American decides to shake things up at Ouran Academy. How's that sound? OC
    Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,260 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 2/23/2016 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Haruhi F., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
    Fire Rebirth by Nanosilver reviews
    Obsolete, read Feathered Sanguine for Rewrite. /OC Self-Insert, slightly AU, Manga Spoilers
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 102,029 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 4/29/2015 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Madara U., Kagami U.
    Rumble Tumble, Double Trouble! by jiemae reviews
    One, a teenaged girl charged with keeping her family sane in a world that is not their own. Two, a five year old who refuses to be tamed and instead tries to tame the ninja they are surrounded by. Three, a father who had just gotten used to the internet and now must part ways. Unfortunately. [SI/OC]
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,331 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 4/13/2015 - Itachi U., Kakashi H., Hiruzen S., OC
    May you Live in Interesting Times by Aoichibi reviews
    Life as a ninja should be full of awesome kill-you-with-a-touch jutsu, powerful friends, and awe inspiring battles where the good guys always win, right? Wrong! It has a deceased mother, suicidal father, a rule obsessed bastard of a brother and the war looming over our heads is not helping matters. Survival is the key. Self-Insert.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,939 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 1,502 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Sakumo H., Shisui U.
    Forethought by beemera reviews
    Whoever said dying was blissful deserved a kick in the wazoo. Unfortunately, I'd never heard a saying appropriate for being reborn into an impossible place. DISCLAIMER: I don't own NARUTO. Semi-self-insert/OC
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 188,907 - Reviews: 1550 - Favs: 2,955 - Follows: 3,348 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Yamato, OC
    Vapors by ElectraSev5n reviews
    This ninja business? It isn't for the faint of heart. Luckily Aiko is far from faint, even if she did get stuck with a ridiculously girly name. SI, OC, whatever you want to call it. Rating is for language.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 670,665 - Reviews: 5003 - Favs: 3,470 - Follows: 2,121 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Kakashi H., OC - Complete
    Senkei by XxZuiliu reviews
    It's a miracle in itself that life extends beyond death. But in reality, reincarnation in the time of the warring clans is a curse, not a blessing. Self-Insert OC. DISCONTINUED.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,964 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 2/3/2013 - OC - Complete
    This is Not a Contest by tsohg-a-ma-i reviews
    Every ninja's got a story—where they came from, how they "began." Few begin happily, and it's no surprise that almost every ninja comes with their own special brand of "crazy." My story began no differently than anyone else's. Okay...so maybe it started off a little worse than that. But the last time I checked, I was pretty sure it wasn't a contest. [18 for disturbing themes]
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 55,917 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 5/21/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., OC
    The Facts Of Life by bittersweetties reviews
    "Let me get this straight, you're trying to blackmail an Uchiha?" "umm... Well yeah. Basically." "You're dumber than you look." "Who's the one getting blackmailed?"ItachixOC
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 154,791 - Reviews: 2588 - Favs: 1,460 - Follows: 1,124 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
    Clearing Mist by shadownumera reviews
    I have the worst luck ever. First off, I die. Then I get reborn into the Naruto universe. Yay right? WRONG. Nobody ever said you get to be reborn into Konoha. Which makes finding out where I am in the story line that much harder. I don't know if I can change anything, or if the bloodbath is far behind me. One thing's official though. I'm screwed. SI/OC Warning
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 193,787 - Reviews: 3525 - Favs: 3,222 - Follows: 1,593 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 12/20/2013 - [Kisame H., OC] - Complete
    Chipped Mask by Darkpetal16 reviews
    "No one just falls into another world. It just doesn't happen." Full summary inside. Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 165,800 - Reviews: 3436 - Favs: 3,626 - Follows: 2,223 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Obito U., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
    Smokin' Hot by feari teiru reviews
    In years to come, her children would ask, 'how did you and Daddy meet?", and she would blush and say, "I burnt down my apartment complex."
    Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,366 - Reviews: 1352 - Favs: 2,176 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
    Luck by yuugiri reviews
    They said luck was what happened when preparation met opportunity. That must mean she was just really very unlucky. GaaIno.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,012 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Ino Y., Gaara - Complete
    The Arrangement by yuugiri reviews
    "We're already getting along bad enough. Why don't we just get married?" GaaIno.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 111,453 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Gaara, Ino Y. - Complete
    Loophole by leafygirl reviews
    Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3437 - Favs: 4,291 - Follows: 1,134 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
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    Adonis Ramosa - 福寿草 reviews
    Picked for her petals, and the message she will give to them. [OC-Insert; Jiraiya's daughter; AU-ish]
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,646 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 23h - Published: 6/12 - [OC, Shisui U.] Naruto U., Jiraiya
    Of Wood and Bones reviews
    In which a girl's whole world goes to hell, and she devours it. In spite, of course. (SI/OC)
    Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,098 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 6/4 - [Touka K., Kaneki K./Haise S.] OC
    Tomorrow's Sound reviews
    Conceived of stupidity, for stupidity, by stupidity. Thankfully, idiots never die. (SI?/OC)
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,902 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/8 - Kakashi H., Minato N., Kushina U., OC
    She's a Lucky One reviews
    Always causing mayhem, getting into trouble over the stupidest things, it's no wonder I was disowned by my family. [SI!Mikoto-Drabble Fic]
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,135 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 11/18/2016 - Published: 11/9/2015 - Mikoto U., OC
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