Moaning Myrtle in the Loo
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Joined 08-28-03, id: 446383
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

Bio (semi-serious, semi-autobiographical, semi-sweet): Moaning Myrtle was born at an early age in '61. That'd be 1961 for you wise-acres out there. This means she has first-hand experience with such items as white patent leather go-go boots, powder blue tuxedoes with matching ruffled shirts and the original VW bugs; things that most of the rest of you have only learned about by reading dusty history books or watching VH1's "I Love the '70's/'80's". And she has the photos to prove it, not that you'll ever see them.

She resides in a small city in a southern corner of what is traditionally referred to as the Midwest. She considers all serious offers to help her and her entourage escape but nothing viable has materialized -- yet -- and she recently re-entered the workforce as a financial consultant and begs that no one hold that against her.

Myrtle is currently starring as the romantic co-star in a long-running marriage that opened in 1984. Her leading man, known as "Husband", "Butthead" or "Man of My Dreams,"plays an engineer hailing from a western state whose notable features include corn, cattle and college football (not in that order). This production also features three supporting actresses who joined the company in 1992, 1995 and 1996. Providing comic relief is the cat, Bob.

Myrtle's interests include writing, music, cooking, and studying the experience of American women and families during the Westward expansion (1840 - 1910). Her main hobby, however, appears to be laundry, as she spends nearly all her waking hours either finding the laundry, washing the laundry, drying the laundry, folding the laundry and/or putting the laundry away. Her writing typically tries to incorporate humor, sarcasm, irony and smut, with a little character development and plot thrown in when absolutely necessary.

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The Price of Redemption by Strega Brava reviews
WORK IN PROGRESS February 2010 - Chapter 14 finally uploaded. A man and a woman discover a love that will either destroy them or redeem them. SSHG...several years after graduation. To be considered AU and OOC since it is not compliant with OOTP onwards
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,549 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 10/2/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The First Faint Glimmer by Ladymage Samiko reviews
A WIKTT Christmas Challenge 2003 Fic. A little light reading and a chance comment lead Hermione to discover that Snape has nowhere to spend Christmas. But is dragging him home for the holidays really a good idea? HGSS , AU since HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,530 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Heart over Mind by Regann reviews
PART 27 ADDED, COMPLETE. Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble? AU to Books 5 and 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,622 - Reviews: 3409 - Favs: 4,028 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Honor Bound by Arysta reviews
WIKTT Challenge Response: The Marriage Law. Hermione finds herself unexpectly betrothed to--Snape?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,485 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 9/15/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Another Celebration by Shiv5468 reviews
Follow up to Celebration - the Stag Night. Who's getting married in the morning......
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,489 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 11/23/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Absinthe of Reason by Mundungus42 reviews
An ill timed toast binds Hermione and her friends to a difficult and potentially humiliating task. SSHG, contains rude bits.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,357 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Bubble bath by Shiv5468 reviews
HGSS Answer to WIkkt bubble bath challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,015 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/29/2004 - Published: 10/25/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Some Scars Never Fade by Wendynat reviews
COMPLETE - Sequel to Time Does Not Heal All Wounds - please read that first! SSHG Severus and Hermione are swept up in an investigation surrounding a curse, murder, and blackmail - and a scar just might be the central clue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 96,043 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/18/2004 - Published: 11/16/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Last Minute Crisis by Quillusion reviews
Snape's past could jeopardize everything the Order has worked for when Voldemort commissions a particular potion- and the reason takes Hermione by surprise. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,020 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/27/2004 - Published: 9/20/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
To Have and to Hold by Lady Alice Kyteler reviews
Hermione finds that, having once caught your Snape, you also have to keep hold of him. A prequel, of sorts, to "The Diary of a Provincial Potions Master"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/17/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Diary of a Provincial Potions Master by Lady Alice Kyteler reviews
Snape, Hermione ... domestic bliss? A record of daily life at Hogwart's after the War, as seen through the eyes of the recently-married Potions Master.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 6,886 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/15/2003 - Published: 7/16/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Man to man? by Sara-Lady-Dalian reviews
Complete See AN. Severus has words with a disgruntled suitor of Hermione's. Words are said, accusations are made and feelings are discovered.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/15/2003 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Time Does Not Heal All Wounds by Wendynat reviews
COMPLETE in 18 chapters! Hermione and Snape had a relationship in the past. Now Hermione is married to someone else, and Snape wants her back. Response to WIKTT And Thou Shalt Not... Challenge. Sequel: Some Scars Never Fade now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,211 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/4/2003 - Published: 10/5/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Celebration by Shiv5468 reviews
This is probably the end of this story unless people convince me to write more
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,733 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/1/2003 - Published: 10/22/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Magic of All Hallows Eve by Strega Brava reviews
Severus is forced to chaperone a Halloween Ball and he is not amused...but not for obvious reasons. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
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Cat and Mouse reviews
Hermione Granger, Severus Snape, the Forbidden Forest, a wager, and a surprising turn of events. My response to the LoveDraughts fanficathon challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,980 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2004
What the Heart Knows reviews
My response to the Mirror of Erised 100 Words Challenge at WIKTT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Teacher, Teacher reviews
Severus finds himself learning from Hermione, thanks to Dumbledore. A WIKTT challenge response.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,775 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/12/2004 - Published: 1/31/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.