Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.
Bio (semi-serious, semi-autobiographical, semi-sweet): Moaning Myrtle was born at an early age in '61. That'd be 1961 for you wise-acres out there. This means she has first-hand experience with such items as white patent leather go-go boots, powder blue tuxedoes with matching ruffled shirts and the original VW bugs; things that most of the rest of you have only learned about by reading dusty history books or watching VH1's "I Love the '70's/'80's". And she has the photos to prove it, not that you'll ever see them.
She resides in a small city in a southern corner of what is traditionally referred to as the Midwest. She considers all serious offers to help her and her entourage escape but nothing viable has materialized -- yet -- and she recently re-entered the workforce as a financial consultant and begs that no one hold that against her.
Myrtle is currently starring as the romantic co-star in a long-running marriage that opened in 1984. Her leading man, known as "Husband", "Butthead" or "Man of My Dreams,"plays an engineer hailing from a western state whose notable features include corn, cattle and college football (not in that order). This production also features three supporting actresses who joined the company in 1992, 1995 and 1996. Providing comic relief is the cat, Bob.
Myrtle's interests include writing, music, cooking, and studying the experience of American women and families during the Westward expansion (1840 - 1910). Her main hobby, however, appears to be laundry, as she spends nearly all her waking hours either finding the laundry, washing the laundry, drying the laundry, folding the laundry and/or putting the laundry away. Her writing typically tries to incorporate humor, sarcasm, irony and smut, with a little character development and plot thrown in when absolutely necessary.
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