MRHideyoshiKinoshita
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Joined 01-06-13, id: 4465942, Profile Updated: 08-12-13
Author has written 5 stories for Bridge to Terabithia, Baka and Test - Summon the Beasts/バカとテストと召喚獣 , Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ, Durarara!!/デュラララ!!, and Harry Potter.

Hello!! If you're on my account then you're awesome!! Well, as long as you're here, please, let me tell you about myself:

I'm a girl, I love to draw, and I'm just straight up weird. I have short, dirty-blonde hair, and I'm actually quite short myself. XD So, yeah, I just figured out I could write at age 11(almost 12), then I got a fanfic account. XD You can find me on dA.com, too! I have the same username.

ATTENTION TO READERS!

I'm sorry, but I will no longer be writing my continuous stories.

I have realized how much time I waste not writing them. I simply do not have enough skill and time to be doing this.

With school, a broken computer, and a hand full of work to take care of, I've got plenty on my mind.

So, I'm canceling the stories.

For now, I'll just put up short stories that are easily completed in one day.

Again, I am so sorry. I let you all down.

But my life is getting tough, and I have to let some things go.

Thank you. :)


The animes I have seen(in order) are:

Baka To Test To Shokanjuu
Shuffle!
Baka To Test To Shokanjuu Ni!
Angel Beats!
Black Rock Shooter
Misa-chan is a Maid!?
Hetalia: Axis Powers
Hetalia: World Series
Aria: The Scarlet Ammo
Fruits Basket
Pandora Hearts(not fin.)
Negima?!: Magister Negi Megi
School Rumble(need to continue)
Blue Exorist(need to continue)
Sgt.Frog(watching)
Naruto(NEVER AGAIN)
Ouran High School Host Club(watching)
Soul Eater(watching)
Durarara!!
Listen To Daddy! (Watching)
Sword Art Online (watching)


Please do not ask me to type my favorite couples, that is too long.

But, I do have all of my favorite yaoi couples. Yes, I support yaoi and yuri. But it has to be fluff! FLUFF! You hear me? Fluff:

Some of them are ridiculous, but I love them.

Legend of Zelda: BlueXRed, ShadowXVio

Baka To Test To Shokanjuu: KuboXAkihisa, KoutaXHideyoshi(Don't worry, I like AikoXKouta too)

Misa-chan is a Maid!?: KonouXYukimura

Soul Eater: CronaXDeath The Kid, BlackStarXSoul(SOMETIMES)

Fruits Basket: HaruXYuki

Hetalia(OH GOWD): USUK, Spamano, LietPol, RoChu, DenNor, HongIce, PruCan(I still love PruHun), USCan(not REALLY), LatviaXEstonia UKXJapan, SuFin(Meh)

OHSHC: HikaruXKaoru, KyoKoXTamaki, Honey-SempaiXMori(SHUTUPIMAWESOME)

Pandora Hearts: GilbertXOz

Angel Beats!: NaoiXOtonashiXHinata (means Naoi and Hinata love Otonashi, may be one-sided or not), OyamaXFujimaki

No Bra: YukiXMasato

Durarara!!(DRRR!!): ShizuoXIzaya, MikadoXKida, ShinraXIzaya, (get ready for the weird ones XD) AobaXKida, IzayaXKidaXShizuo(DON'TJUDGEME), IzayaXMikadoXShizuo

Naruto: SasuNaru, NaruLee, GaaLee :P


SasuNaru fans, copy-paste this to your profile :

Mini Conference – ExpoAnime (USA):

An official interview with Kishimoto

“A group of fans asked Kishimoto what he thought about the doujinshi and fanfics of this pairing. He simply responded that it was his favorite pairing and that he always collected stuff of it. In addition, he stated that he wanted to give the manga a Shounen-ai ending.” (Confirming it twice)

After the Interview, Kishimoto revealed that Sasuke was based on his best friend from High School, whom he admired and loved very much, and that Naruto was a reflection of himself and the adventures he would have liked to experience when he was young. He also emphasized that in the series there is not a love triangle, but rather a circle, like a fish biting its own tail. Naruto likes Sakura, Sakura loves Sasuke and Sasuke has special feelings for Naruto. However, he ended the note saying that Shippuden was going to be mainly about the fights and character development.

“Masashi Kishimoto-sensei, creator of Naruto, who openly declared that he liked Shounen-ai, his favorite pairing was SasuNaru and that he was going to give the manga an end of that nature. Though it’s going to be an open-ending, it will be perceptible that Sasuke and Naruto end up together.”

Speechless*


List 12 of your favorite Hetalia characters in any order.

1. England

2. Romano

3. Spain

4. China

5. Hungary

6. Sealand

7. Poland

8. Seychelles

9. Canada

10. Prussia

11. Italy

12. Holy Roman Empire

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? (Sealand/Italy) No, but I sense that would be good.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (China) YES. SO HOT THAT GIRLS AND GUYS FALL FOR HIM. >:D

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (HRE/Seychelles) Well, let's see, um-- I would die, Italy would cry, and German would kill himself, too. England would try to get the country, putting witchcraft to a dark use. :3 Like a boss.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? (Canada) Oh god... I read one yesterday, but I forgot what it was called. o.e It's from the Hearts series...

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? (Romano/Sealand) OH GOD NO. I WOULD RATHER CHOKE ON A SMURF THEN THAT.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? (Hungary/Prussia) Holy Crapola, PruHun FTW.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (Poland/Romano/HRE) LOL Poland would tell all his bitches. XD

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. (Spain/Prussia) I don't really like the couple, but it isn't to bad so... Here it goes:
Spain is... tired of Romano. Ans as always, when Spain is down, he visits a few friends. This time it's Prussia. But he seems to be acting... strange.

That actually sounds... Kind of good actually. ;

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? (England/Seychelles) Yes, obviously. ;3

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. (Poland/HRE)

Two titles:

1. Girl talk... Because it makes sense.

2. "Let's Totally Talk... Little Guy To Cross Dresser"

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? (China/England) Oh god... I like this couple sometimes, but not now. Ugh...

China has had enough of England's Crap, and decides to punish him.

:3

12) Does any of your friends read Three het? (Spain) I don't even think I do. :D

13) Does any of your friends write or draw Eleven? (Italy) My friends here? They don't even know Italy.

14) Would anyone on your friends write Two/Four/Five ? (Romano/China/Hungary) ... O.O ... Well I hope not.

15) 2 and 1 are in a happy relationship until 6 ran off with 3. After 10 dumps 9 for 11, 4 gets upset and retaliates by dating 7. Alone and broken-hearted, 6 travels in search for a friend. Finally, 6 meets 8 and 1. The three loners meet 2, who tells each of them to look for love. 5 finds 3, 1 gets 8, but now 2 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 4 and 12. What would be a good title for this?

England and Romano are in a happy relationship until Sealand ran off with Spain. After Prussia dumps Canada for Italy, China gets upset and retaliates by dating Poland. Alone and broken-hearted, Sealand travels in search for a friend. Finally, Sealand meets Seychelles and England. The three loners meet Romano, who tells each of them to look for love. Hungary finds Spain, England gets Seychelles, but now Romano is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with China and HRE. What would be a good title for this?

Title: I Was High on Crack and Doing Pot When I Wrote This.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? (Seychelles) She's a Lady by Forever The Sickest Kid.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? (England/Sealand/HRE) Warning: Get ready for drunken Brits, pedophiles, and child abuse.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? (Prussia/Romano) "Maybe tomatoes taste like beer."

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? (Italy/Romano/Seychelles) Oh, the pretty lady and big brother? They don't know each other yet, but it would be cut if they met! As long as she doesn't hit him with a fish.

20) How emo is Seven? (Poland) As emo as a pink pony loving crossdresser can get. :3

THE NARUTO SURVEY!

1) Who is your favorite character(s)? (I like the mains best) Sasuke, Naruto, Gaara, Rock Lee, Hinata, Iruka, and maybe Kakashi.

2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? SasuNaru, GaaLee, NaruLee, IruKaka, SakuHina, KibaHina, and... KakaSaku. (IF YOU TELL ANYONE I'LL KILL YOU, YOU LITTLE C-) Hehe...

3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Um... *looks at last answer*... Yeah. I think you know.

4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? Pff... Like, yeah, totally--yea-No. -_-

5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. Posters and the first issue. LIKE A BOSS. :D

6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Yes; Sasuke, Naruto, Gaara, and Rock Lee. Or just Rock Lee.

7) NaruHina or KibaHina? I haven't seen KibaHina in a while, so... But I don't really like NaruHina anymores so-- KibaHina. :) *changes favorite pairings*

8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SASUNARU FOR THE MOTHER RUSSIAN WIN! >:D

9) Which team is your favorite? Team 7 and Team Guy. XD

10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Not now, not really.

11) Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father theory? I never doubted it. :)

12) Your favorite Akatsuki member(s)? It's hard to decide...

13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? PRO-Sasuke!

14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Nope. Close though. :D

15) Have you read all the chapters so far? Yes.

16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? I believe Naruto has ADD as much as I believe I have ADHD. I take two pills a day. :3

17) Sub or dub? Doesn't matter.

18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti-Sakura, obviously. No offense though.

19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? ... A little bit of both. o.e

20) Do you even know who Tobi is? Yes, can't say I always want to though.

21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? He's not an ugly nerd, he's just straight up ugly. :D

22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Haku and Sai and Naruto and Gaara... and lots more.

23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? All of the things!! :D

24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how? Sakura. Think about it.

25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? YES. Why do you think I'm here?

26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? Yes, but I don' put them on here. o.e

27) Do you like lemons? Meh...

28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Nope. :D

29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? Nope.

30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? Nope! XP

31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? Yes, well... Maybe.

32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it?

33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this? No, but I hope that doesn't happen. :P

34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? Both in some twisted, crazy way. O.o

35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? No...

36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Haha. :D Maybe.

37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? I don't know.

38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? No. :(

39) Is Sasuke still y in the second stage of the curse seal? O.O

40) Do you have a Naruto OC? No, but that gives me an idea.

41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Yes. Quite a bit. ;

42) Do you look like a Naruto character? If so who? What do you think? *looks above*


If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If Justin Bieber went missing, 97% of people would search 2% would cry and if you are the 1% poking your new prisoner with a sharp stick then copy and paste this into your profile.


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I like being ALONE SOMETIMES, so I MUST be ANTI-SOCIAL.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive..
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm DIFFRENT, so I MUST be an OUTCAST.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (It was ONCE)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (Manga...)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm from KENTUCKY, so i MUST be a HILLBILLY, HICK, or REDNECK.
I'm from the SOUTH, so I MUST have a SOUTHERN accent and slurred language.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER, too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.


"Not Funny"

It's funny how 'hello' is always accompanied with 'goodbye'.
It's funny how good memories always make you cry.
It's funny how forever never seems to really last.
It's funny how'd much you'd lose if you forgot your past.
It's funny how "friends" can just leave you when your down.
It's funny how when you need someone they're never around.
It's funny how people forgive, even when they can't forget.
It's funny how one night, can contain so much regret.
It's funny how ironic life turns out to be.
But the funniest part of all? None of that's funny to me.


24 Things I owe to my Mother

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you two are going to kill each other, at least do it outside. I just finished cleaning!"

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week."

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you aren't coming to the store with me!"

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.

6. My mother taught IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"Your room looks like a tornado went through there!"

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it too!"

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children around the world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home!"

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You're going to get it when we get home!"

17. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way!"

18. My mother taught me about ESP.
"Put your sweater on! Don't you think I know when you're cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When the lawnmower cuts off you toes, don't come crying to me!"

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about MY ROOTS.
"Shut that door! Do you think you were raised in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you're my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Your mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, then it's gone.

Act your Age, not your shoe size.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder.


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FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this.


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top.

I'M THE TYPE OF GIRL
WHO WILL BURST OUT LAUGHING IN DEAD
SILENCE BECAUSE OF SOMETHING THAT
HAPPENED YESTERDAY.


Things to think about!

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?


WAYS-TO-GET

50 Ways to get Kicked out of Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals
throughout the day.

4. Don't bother doing your own shopping. Simply find someone with a full trolley containing roughly the items you need, and when they are not looking take it and go pay for it at the checkout. (this is not stealing, they did not own the items yet, they were simply 'moving them around')

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the
spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit, then arrange them into erotic poses. (be creative with the gift-wrap tubes used in point 6).

9. When there are people behind you, walk really slowly,
especially in thin aisles.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I
think we've got a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.

11. Turn all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off
and turn the volume up to full blast.

12. Re-enact a fatal incident involving the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen
you in so long." etc. See if they play along. Insist on calling them 'Bob', and if they protest, get angry about it (violent if necissary).

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself
loud enough for all to hear, "Who buys this crap anyway?!"

15. When you leave the store, try your car keys in the door of every car in the car park until you get to your own. Then drive off as if this is perfectly normal. (Note- if you don't actually own a car and walked to the store, attempt the above by substituting car keys with your house keys).

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are
taking it for a test drive.

17. Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet
behind them. Do this until they leave the store.

18. Ask if you can test some super-glue before buying it, then walk around the store gluing random items to other items/customers/staff. For added fun: See how many cashiers you can glue to each-other before any of them notice.

19. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items. If the cashier protests, kill them.

20. Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and
when they say you didn't buy it there say "The customer is always right darn it!!" Make a scene.

21. Move "Caution : Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you
will only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other
aisles.

24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,
"I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave."

26. Climb things.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello"
upside down. Once you have mastered this, progress to "boobs".

29. When someone asks you if you need help, begin to cry and
say, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between
them yelling "Red Rover."

31. Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any
in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples). Do a vague hand-mime of what a 'Shnerple' looks like to assist them.

32. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale
battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men.

33. Take bets on the battle from above.

34. Test the brushes and combs in Cosmetics on all the live animals in Pet-Care.

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask
the clerk where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as
possible.

36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from
Mission Impossible.

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags against their will.

40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to
your Twinkies."

41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

42. Two words: Marco Polo.

43. Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet
section, etc.

44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's using an alternative alphabet of your choosing.

45. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with
various funnels.

46. When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at
something, quickly place random combinations of items in their cart, such as 'A Large Cucumber and a Tub of Vasceline'.

47. Relax in the patio furniture drinking beer until you get kicked out.

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, drop to
your knees and scream, "No, no, its those voices again!"

49. Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time.

50. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. Go to
the food court, buy a drink, and say you don't get out much and ask them to put a little umbrella in it.


I don't really believe this but it's weird: This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.


ENJOY

XxX

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My MAXIMUM Rebellion by TheUltimateBookNerd reviews
Recently a bunch of great stories were deleted by . Why you ask? BECAUSE THEY WERE IN CHAT FORM! Ever heard of Flock Chat by mnmdancin12? The one with over 500 reviews and 98 chapters? Fanfiction deleted it. They deleted mine too. And I'm sick of it. Any of you that are too... this is your place to rebel. More explained inside.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,269 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 10/30/2013
Girls Rule! Boys Drool! by katesmak reviews
The world of Hetalia has been shaken to its core at the discovery that all of the countries have a female counterpart... Who all act the complete opposite of the males. Prussia's acts like Canada, America's reminds everyone of trigger happy Switzerland and you don't even want to know about the Italys'. Rated T for some language, probably won't go up. No pairings really.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,431 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012 - America, Canada
A Monster's Clumsy Footsteps by OnyxNoches reviews
When cats, Shizuo, and Izaya are concerned, it brings nothing but problems... And a really clumsy Shizuo. Shizaya, mostly fluff, rated T for language.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Shadows by Skylar Hart
Poland finally gets bored and asks Lithuania to play a game. It's dark and quick but the end results leave them both breathless. PolandxLithuania PoLiet Fluff Oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete
Fortune Telling Was Always Fake Anyways by blackwingsgreeneyes reviews
It was always best to be direct with one's feelings.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
It Was Supposed To Be Sunny by kannacchi reviews
Shizuo was having a high fever and walking through the rainstorm to go to Shinra's apartment. When Shizuo met the informant broker in the middle of the rain, he suddenly fell to the ground unconscious. When Shizuo woke up, he found out that he was at Izaya's apartment. Just a short drabble.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Still An Idiot After 5 Years by PBMunchkin-Nikkelangelo reviews
Our favorite idiot decides to do something "smart" for a change and goes with his sister to study abroad. How he managed to pass high school is a story for different day. Is his decision still a smart one when it greatly affects a certain red-headed girl with a temper is smaller than her bra size? Wait, why isn't she beating Akihisa to a pulp? What exactly is wrong with Minami?
Baka and Test - Summon the Beasts/バカとテストと召喚獣 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,821 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Akihisa Yoshii, Minami Shimada
As The Pink Pollen Falls by KiubbiKat reviews
a small ChibitaliaXHoly Rome fanfic my best friend wrote for me. The pic sucks, i know...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Holy Roman Empire, N. Italy - Complete
Now by mychemicalbitchbot reviews
They really just need to fall in love. Narusasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
All out snow war by Codaline reviews
Sasuke and Naruto have a snowfigth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Highschool drama by RoseriaValeria reviews
-Wasn't in much mood to write, but I still wrote it anyway- Sorry if it was lousy, do review! 3 xxxxx New kid enters the school, causes cute drama with Naruto. A short cute highschool story. Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
If You Were Gay by ImDREW reviews
Heroic instincts kickin' in, I approached him and sat beside him instead.
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Shade snatcher by LovinoMargarita reviews
Just another day of being Izaya, following Shizou and pissing him off as much as possible. Poor Shizou, will he ever be free of Izaya? The answer is no.
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Only Me by animerandomnessqueen reviews
The title makes sense if you actually pay attention. Anyway, Izaya gets hurt. Who is the one to save him and why? Shizaya Don't like don't read. Review and Enjoy.
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There! Right There! by Mairu and Kururi reviews
Italy learns what yaoi is. Inspired by the song 'There! Right There' from the musical, Legally Blonde. This is labeled England and America, Romance for a reason.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/30/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
I win by kakashisnumber1fan reviews
One day Shizuo decides he's tired of chasing after Izaya and Izaya doesn't like that. But Izaya gets a slight suprise that makes him think...WTF? Please read and review!
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Midnight on the Twelfth by Chappy-the-Bunny reviews
Shizuo finds himself quite baffled, when Izaya begins to pester him about the time. Why did it matter? And why did he want him to kiss him?
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Childsplay, essentially by Calistarr reviews
Izaya and Shizuo's game has almost become normal in the busy town of Ikebukuro. Shizaya
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First Kiss by sigridhelix reviews
What really should have happened when Sasuke and Naruto accidentally kissed for the first time. Rated K because I wasn't sure how to rate it. Nothing bad, just a bit of kissing heh : SasuNaru!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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-REOPENED- If I Love You, I Hate You? reviews
-It's back! New chapter available for reading! :D- This is a story that started out as nothing but a crush on a Japanese idiot. Yeah, I know right? But Minami soon realizes that she'll have to win the boy to get him. And what does she have in mind? What will this battle-for-the-heart bring? This contains the couple AkiMina, bad summary is bad. :/
Baka and Test - Summon the Beasts/バカとテストと召喚獣 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,773 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Akihisa Yoshii, Minami Shimada
Bow Down To Insanity reviews
A poem about Fred and George. It is not a tragic poem, and it is not exact comedy, but instead it is just a poem of the famous Weasley Twins: pranksters of absolute insanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/4/2013 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
-CANCELED-Reasons: An Otaku's Story! reviews
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Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Erika K.
A Person, A Kiss, And A Story To Die For reviews
Naoi was just thinking-about Otonashi- when, shockingly, he arrives running straight into Naoi. This brings up embarassment, anger, hand holding, and a kiss that leaves Naoi dazed. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/23/2013 - A. Naoi, Y. Otonashi - Complete
Bridge To Terabitha reviews
A drabbled down poem I wrote right after finishing 'Bridge To Terabitha'. It is deticated to Jess.
Bridge to Terabithia - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Complete