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Fighting Crime, Spinning Webs by thebandragoness reviews
Following the death of the Green Goblin, our favorite Wall-Crawler's had a little break from fighting supervillains, though he's had no such luck freeing Gwen from Harry's slimy, Green-addicted hands. Will this newfound era of peace last, or will more diabolical villains crawl out of the woodwork to make life tough for old Web-Head? Tune in to find out! Excelsior!
Spectacular Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 449,890 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 12/13 - Published: 2/19/2015
Dragons of Ice and Fire by serpentguy reviews
There are things hidden in the far north, secrets buried under ice. Jon Snow faces the white walkers early, and stumbles upon a power that could change the world. It forges a new path for him and everyone around him - and a new journey south, a journey as a dragon. The world begins to change - with steel and snow, fire and blood...
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 619,191 - Reviews: 2365 - Favs: 2,194 - Follows: 2,349 - Updated: 12/10 - Published: 10/22/2016 - Jon S.
The Beacon Civil War by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune had no interest in Ozpin's latest training initiative, especially when it pit boys against girls across Beacon. Cowardice or not, he intended to hide and wait the whole thing out. Leading the male alliance wasn't part of the plan, nor was becoming mankind's final hope. He was a coward, an idiot and a weakling. It was just a shame no one would believe him when he said so!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,871 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 2,125 - Updated: 12/9 - Published: 9/2 - Jaune A., L. Ren
Outlander by GreaterGoodIreland reviews
An United Nations Peacekeeper without knowledge of the games is transported to Thedas. Unsure if he will ever be able to return, he is sucked into the conflicts of Thedas as he tries to survive with his new companions and build a new world.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 569,314 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 11/25 - Published: 6/27/2015 - OC, Trevelyan
Rift Walkers by flagitiousbunny reviews
The conclave has fallen, the Divine is dead, and only one person escapes the explosion. Her arrival from a distant world brings more questions, but it is her presence that will save them all. A crossover between Dragon Age: Inquisition and Fallout 4. Rated M for language and fight scenes.
Crossover - Fallout & Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,009 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/28 - Published: 8/8 - Sole Survivor, Varric T., Cassandra P., Inquisitor
I'm HALPING! by ack1308 reviews
When a stranger comes to Brockton Bay with the intention of HALPING, things are going to get interesting ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 50,400 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 10/22 - Published: 7/17/2016 - Shadow Stalker, OC, Emma B., Madison C.
Jason Todd: The Not-So-Outlaw by Go Away Olivia reviews
Jason Todd isn't what Batman made him, he isn't what the Joker made him, he isn't what the League of Assassins made him, and he isn't what the Lazarus Pit made him. He's his own person and he's taking himself back, one home renovation at a time. Also, he might just make friends with people who are supposed to be his brothers while he's at it. But that's a hard might.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 46 - Words: 196,208 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 10/8 - Published: 7/27/2016 - Jason T./Red Hood, Richard G./Nightwing, Timothy D./Red Robin, Damian W./Robin - Complete
The Messiah Has Come by The Unforgiving Mountain Jew reviews
Raiders, rapists, and slavers die without exception. That was the code that Jonah Wick used as a moral compass in the Captial Wasteland, and it served him well. He turned that unlivable hellhole into the safest haven in the American wasteland and when he suddenly finds himself in the grand city of Myr? Well, it was time to spread the gospel of him through mini-nukes yet again.
Crossover - Fallout & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,861 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 12/6/2016 - Lone Wanderer
The Fade War by wcv reviews
Following the Kirkwall revolt the Chantry has been in full retreat as the army of Orsino drives north against Antiva. With the war nearly lost Justinia tries to unite the few neutral parties behind her to stop the mages. Meanwhile Orlais rips itself apart, the Fereldan Wardens are withdrawn from the world, and in the north Tevinter dies. A sequel to The Road to Hell.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,919 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 7/1/2015 - Bethany H., Trevelyan
Displaced by The Unforgiving Mountain Jew reviews
Peter was minding his own business when some random disembodied voice started telling him that he was needed before plucking him from his home city and dropping him off in Gotham without directions or a general idea of what just happened. Now, for the foreseeable future, he's stuck in the crime capital of America with no money, resources or a plan. But what else was new?
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 120,336 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 1,278 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 8/4/2016
New Game by The Unforgiving Mountain Jew reviews
New rules but the same old game. Allen dies and finds himself living out his favorite daydream. Deciding to live it out, he's going to bring modern technology and ethics to this backwater world before becoming the king of it. After all, what's the Game of Thrones to the Gamer? Crusader kings based Gamer OC.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,867 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 12/6/2016 - Published: 6/21/2016 - OC
Game Over by The Unforgiving Mountain Jew reviews
Allen Walker was a rather ordinary Brit, right up until he was stabbed to death in the streets of his home town. If that wasn't bad enough, a power that he never wanted is shoved on his shoulders and he's taken from his home to a universe filled with criminals, terrorists and monsters that crave the death of all things human. Gamer OC fic.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,232 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 11/25/2016 - Published: 12/10/2015 - OC
I can teach you if you want reviews
A few simple sentences can change a person's life; for better or for worse. Kakashi utters one of these simple sentences to a five year old Naruto in a chance meeting. How will this affect both their lives and the shinobi world as a whole? Brotherly!Kakashi, Believably Strong / Smart Naruto. Adopted by Kyoto141092
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 87,363 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 2,885 - Follows: 3,370 - Updated: 6/22/2016 - Published: 2/2/2014 - [Naruto U., Kurotsuchi] Kakashi H.