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Author has written 2 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Harry Potter.

Heya! Call me Tay or Taylor. I'm weird, impulsive, and random as fuck. I love anime, books, roleplaying, Homestuck, and sharp things. I'm also genderfluid, and any pronouns are fine with me, unless I ask otherwise. Uhm. Yeh. That's about it. Cant think of anything else you really need to know about me.

Hello, hello

Anybody out there? Cause I don't hear a sound

Alone, alone

I don't really know where the world is but I miss it now

I'm out on the edge and I'm screaming my name

Like a fool at the top of my lungs

Sometimes when I close my eyes I pretend I'm alright

But it's never enough

Cause my echo, echo

Is the only voice coming back

Shadow, shadow

Is the only friend that I have

Listen, listen

I would take a whisper if that's all you had to give

But it isn't, is it?

You could come and save me and try to chase the crazy right out of my head

I'm out on the edge and I'm screaming my name

Like a fool at the top of my lungs

Sometimes when I close my eyes I pretend I'm alright

But it's never enough

Cause my echo, echo

Is the only voice coming back

Shadow, shadow

Is the only friend that I have

I don't wanna be an island

I just wanna feel alive and

Get to see your face again

I don't wanna be island

I just wanna feel alive and

Get to see your face again

But 'til then

Just my echo, my shadow

You're my only friend and I'm

I'm out on the edge and I'm screaming my name

Like a fool at the top of my lungs

Sometimes when I close my eyes I pretend I'm alright

But it's never enough

Cause my echo, echo

Oh my shadow, shadow

Hello, hello

Anybody out there?

"Echo" by Jason Walker.

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Ashes to Ashes, Grist to Grist by TheAmateur reviews
A loosely-knit group of high-schoolers in the middle of their senior year find themselves caught up, rather abruptly, in the end of the world. Suddenly, the very game that caused the apocalypse becomes their only hope at having any kind of future. Now the only direction left is forward.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 81 - Words: 460,050 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 1/21/2012
wizards and demigods by Veronica and balthzar reviews
Percy Jacksons Characters spent a year at the next generation Hogwarts with the Weasleys. Couples: Teddy and Victoire mainly little bit of Katie and Travis, Selina and Beckondorf.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 10/12/2011
Striders Won't Deny by ShippingCreek reviews
Sequel to Striders Never Cry. Dave's dreams are finally coming true! Dave is finally going to get to see John for the first time not via a computer screen. What happens when they finally meet? Will things work out between them, or will their relationship be torn apart by their separate insecurities?
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,285 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 8/31/2013 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
The Magic of Interwebs by shkaa reviews
Whatever goes down in chat boxes, stays in chat boxes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 5/15/2012
Admiring a Blank Canvas by Nowhere and Back Again reviews
I remember it so clearly, rounding the corner and seeing something I wish I hadn't. I remember stumbling back, hitting the lockers with a crack. I remember their heads snapping towards me simultaneously. "I didn't mean for you to find out this way." Jace had said, smirking. I turned and ran, only hearing the echo of their laughter. "That's right you little red-headed freak, run."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,570 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Clary F., Isabelle L., Jace W., Aline P.
Adopted by I-Is-Your-Bane reviews
When Alec's parents died in a car crash when he was ten. he and his siblings went to Idris Orphanage with hopes of being adopted. Alec is now eighteen and his hopes of being adopted are fading soon he can leave the orpahnage but what happens when he and his siblings get adopted? and what happens when the son of the new parents is so damn attractive?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 62,123 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Sooner than Later by amandar2012 reviews
She headed for the door, but turned around quickly to catch a last glimpse. He was still watching her, but one thing was different. He was smiling. She walked out of the house, without returning the favor. / OOC. All Human / Bad at summaries. Just Read :)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,484 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Clary F., Jace W.
Fractured by UniqueStreak reviews
Extremely popular, extremely hot Jace Wayland knows how to get the girls and break the hearts, but when he sets his sights on the new girl, Clary, she refuses to play his game. As they get to know eachother, secrets from their pasts are revealed, and when they get swept up in a tornado of emotions, no one's sure where it will take them.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,344 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Clary F., Jace W.
Listen as My Watch Unwinds by Zenelly reviews
You wrap your free arm around yourself tightly, your existence narrowed down to the point of contact between your ear and your phone. He's been missing for a month, and you're just now finding out why. And that does it, you're moving up with him to take care of him, because you can't let him be so far away from you anymore.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,662 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 5/28/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
As The Years Pass by dot823 reviews
Gamzee and Tavros met at 5 years old and quickly became friends. This story goes through their years as their lives change. Humanstuck au. Started as connected oneshots and fluff.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,549 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Tavros N., Gamzee M.
Scarred for Life by ByTheAngel99 reviews
Clary was only 8 when her dad forced her to kill an innocent man. The worst part, his son saw the whole thing. Later that night, her remaining families taken by the Clave, and Clary only gets away because of her Uncle Luke. For the next few years, Clary lives a normal Shadowhunter life until 'Golden Boy' returns. Will he follow through with the promise he made to her years ago?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 47,054 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
And All That Follows by TheMarvelousLori reviews
"I thought a lot about people who had been through terrible things like wars... And having to come home and rebuild, having to espouse normality after seeing horrors, has always seemed to me to be such a courageous thing to do." -J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,030 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W.
John and the pig by steampunkGuppy reviews
I was bored so I thought "why not post another crap story?" so here we are. The second half was written by a friend. I don't own John Egbert, yaddah yaddah yaddah.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Complete
Foster Child by DeUtvalda reviews
Yeah, I really suck at summaries, but umm... Clary lives alone in an apartment in Brooklyn, until she is forced to move in with the Lightwoods, her new foster family. They already have two children and an adopted son, an arrogant player whose name happens to be Jace. First fanfic, so I'm a little nervous! Rated T because I'm paranoid. AU/AH probably OOC
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,788 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Of Heirs and Knights by DaughterofleFandoms reviews
On the night of John's 18th birthday, his father, the King of Breath, throws a ball in order to help John choose a spouse. Only, the heir didn't expect to be swept off his feet by a certain Knight. Dave x John, Hammertime, Pepsicola. Rated T, but the rating might change...
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 11/1/2013 - John E., Dave S.
A Purgatory Story by sachi-sama reviews
As if it wasn't hard enough to lose all his memories and wake up in a completely unfamiliar place, John now has to remember who he used to be, all while being judged on his eternal placement in the afterlife. With his gun-happy roommate, and shade wearing douchebag of a friend, they begin to uncover their pasts, and learn they may not all be strangers to each other. DaveJohn AU.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,741 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 8/9/2013 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Crazy by WarOnTheBeach reviews
Dave Strider finds himself in a hospital where shocking secrets are revealed to him about his life.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Dave S., Jade H.
Epic Pokemon Rap Battles by PoolThaKid reviews
In this series you find your favorite pokemon going head to head on the mic to find out who's the better lyricist. You decide the matchups. You decide who wins. Loosely based off of Epic Rap Battles Of History.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,963 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 5/15/2013
The Kissing Dilemma by dayuuuumgirl reviews
Clary's life is far from perfect. She's the school bully's favorite victim, she threw up on the hottest guy on campus, and, on top of everything, her mom is dating her English teacher. So in comparison, a lead in a class play doesn't seem like the end of the world, does it? Not when the play is Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, and Romeo happens to be the very guy she threw up on!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 50,812 - Reviews: 2117 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Idris Institution for the Clinically Insane by fixing what the author broke reviews
' Alec leaned down so his mouth was level with Magnus' ear, "I'm not insane," Alec whispered then stood up making his way to the door. As he opened it he seemed to hesitate for a moment more and looked back at Magnus with a cheeky grin, "But then again... that's what they all say."'
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,774 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Striders Never Cry by ShippingCreek reviews
Dave never thought to hide the deed. With a neglecful brother and no social life other than friends miles away, he never saw a reason to. Bro had never thought anything could damage a Strider's cool façade until he found what Dave did in his room. Sadstuck.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,081 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Dave S., Bro - Complete
It's Better As A Boy by unscenced reviews
Clary has always been a fighter on the inside, but she grows up in a world where, girls are only there to look pretty, but when her brother can't make it to go and stay with a group of shadowhunters, maybe it's her shot to finally be who she wants to be.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,096 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Clary F., Jace W.
Obstacles by I-Is-Your-Bane reviews
*Sequel to different* Magnus and Alec are back and are in university! there are new surprises in stall, new and old faces and some shocks! (Magnus and Alec still have like there personalities switched) AU/AH MALEC and some Clace and Sizzy but only on the side...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,775 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Crash Courses in Marriage by Funk-tastic reviews
Hiccup finds out that he's been engaged... and to Astrid Hofferson, no less! Read to find out how he manages to guide -or stumble- his way through engagement, marriage, general silliness, and maybe even... falling in love? Officially a deadfic: see inside for more details.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,699 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Astrid, Hiccup
Welcome Home by DauntlessShadowhunterTribute reviews
Inspired by the song Welcome Home by Radical Face. Clary Fray is broken, abused, and selectively mute, with no sense of home. Certainly not with that Monster. Jace Wayland is a popular player who enjoys tormenting Clary, but who shares a secret past with her. Clary's life is breaking . . . fast.*WARNING: VIOLENCE, SWEARING, DISORDERS, AND ALL THOSE OTHER THINGS BROKEN PEOPLE DO*
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,413 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Clary F., Jace W.
The Girl I Left Behind by peaceinapod reviews
Jace looked down at the small phone in his hand. The only lifeline to her. He flipped it open, dialing the number. He waited with a painful hope beating in his chest. Hoping this time she would answer. It went to voice mailSighing he began to speak. "Cmon Clary. It's been a year. Please, I tried to move on...but I cant, please I just need to hear you one last time." CLICK "Hey Jace
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,116 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Clary F., Jace W.
Time by Nowhere and Back Again reviews
when the clave sends a group of people back in time to retrieve the book of green, a book that had been lost over the years, but then they get stuck in the year 1878, what will happen?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Magnus B.
Different by I-Is-Your-Bane reviews
You know Magnus as the sparkly, non-closested, glittery, life of the party person and Alec and the quite, so deep in the closet he can see narnia, hates attention person. Right? well what if they switched Alec was like Magnus and Magnus was like Alec? ALL HUMAN!a little bit of clace and sizzy but mostley Malec!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,967 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Beautifully Broken by DauntlessShadowhunterTribute reviews
"What can I say. I'm beautifully broken." After being sent to a mental institute, where there is no order, nor control, Clary must find out who to trust before she looses what trust she has in her sanity. *WARNING* RATED M FOR GOOD REASONS
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Clary F., Jace W.
Tautological Love by ryxyu reviews
A failed suicide leads seventeen year old Clary Fray to group therapy only to meet a sarcastic, bitter but caring Jace Wayland who somehow breaks her heart of stone. Maybe love will finally give this time instead of destroying everyone and taking. How two people can change each other through mental connection is simply rare. A story of love, self-destruction, and angst. One-shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,605 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Of Fatherhood and Fish Boxers by ExceedinglyPeculiarChick reviews
"I do have neighbors and I do have to speak to them occasionally and if I'm talking to my cousin in the hallway in the middle of the night wearing nothing but my boxers, they're going to start thinking I'm not normal." / In which Jason goes to Percy for advice. Dedicated to Taffeh A. Llama.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Percy J., Jason G. - Complete
Step by step by DauntlessShadowhunterTribute reviews
Poorly written I don't know. Oneshot: Clary has never had friends, and when she does, she looses them. This is the life of Clarissa Fray.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Clary F. - Complete
The Greatest Prophecy:The seer, The guide, The protector, and The wise by Nowhere and Back Again reviews
Nadia is a half-blood. when she finds herself facing the chimera, everything she knows changes. this first book is only about the people in the series, with a few quests. This is my own chatacter, and my own story using the percy jackson story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,990 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Lee F.
The Huntress by Nowhere and Back Again reviews
the death of "i love you" has now been recognized.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Artemis
cracking bones make noise by heartacheinn reviews
Out of all of them, Clint is the only one who is terribly, painfully, excruciatingly human. Ensemble cast. No slash.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 57 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S.
Personal by ExceedinglyPeculiarChick reviews
"What did they do?" she yells, more to the silent gods than to her friends in the room. "Why did they deserve this? What more do you want from them?" / Dedicated to Innoverse. T for swearing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 63 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Clarisse R., Percy J. - Complete
In the Spirit of Giving by heartacheinn reviews
Five times the avengers gave each other gifts, and how each time, they realized that they were, in fact, a family. Includes air vents, sandwiches, and pop tarts. No slash. Features the whole team. A feel-good fic for the winter holidays.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Thor
Constellations by ExceedinglyPeculiarChick reviews
The things we love have a way of coming back to us in the end. / My one-year anniversary fic. T for swearing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Thalia G., Artemis - Complete
repair boy by ExceedinglyPeculiarChick reviews
Annabeth Chase's heart was a machine that he just didn't know how to fix. / Mentioned Percabeth. Dedicated to WiseGirl7131.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Leo V., Annabeth C. - Complete
Nuclear Bombs by varicose reviews
Clary Fray is a young graffiti artist, fighting an on going battle with cancer. When she meets Jace Wayland, a wild and beautiful musician, she thinks she finally has something to live for. In a world of dying, of inner demons, and suffering, Clary tries to hold onto Jace while their lives spin and speed toward the end. AU, Rated M for later chapters.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,379 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Clary F., Jace W.
painting paper hearts by heartacheinn reviews
Captain America is a soldier. Steve Rogers is an artist. Five times he draws each of the Avengers and the one time he draws himself. Family!fic. No slash.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor
How to Have a Very Merry Christmas by heartacheinn reviews
Or, Bruce Banner's Guide to Surviving When Tony Sets the Tree on Fire and Thor Eats All the Popcorn Balls. Family!fic. Holiday!fic. No slash.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
heaven and hell by ExceedinglyPeculiarChick reviews
If this is all there is, Annabeth Chase thinks she might be okay with it. / Dedicated to KJtheELMtree because she's amaze and I love her.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Of Giant Wars and Naming Babies by ExceedinglyPeculiarChick reviews
"She didn't express any shock at seeing eight fully armed half-bloods dressed for combat standing in her front hallway; instead, she seemed to be trying very, very hard not to burst into tears on the spot." / In which Percy gets a big surprise and Sally accidentally sets the stove on fire. Happy birthday, wombat-of-awesomeness!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Percy J., Sally J. - Complete
Endless Waltz by The Last Ronin reviews
Rachel died but that doesn't mean her story ended. The three beats of life, death and rebirth continue on forever and though her time as an Animorph is over, the Warrior Princess lives on.
Animorphs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 70,648 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - [Rachel, Tobias] - Complete
Rules of Camp Half-Blood by uiop12092 reviews
The rules according to Dionysus. Also Zeus's rules for Olympus! PLEASE REVIEW AND SEND IDEAS!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Dionysus
would heroes lie by ExceedinglyPeculiarChick reviews
the extraordinary love of two extraordinary people.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Actual Proof I Had Sex with Lily Potter by ExceedinglyPeculiarChick reviews
In which Lily disapproves of James's name suggestions. / All dialogue. M for heavy swearing and more sexual references than I think I've ever put into one fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
My Big Fat Greek Wedding Present by ExceedinglyPeculiarChick reviews
In which Percy and Annabeth recieve an early wedding present, Percy is a Seaweed Brain as usual, and Travis and Connor make plans for a doomsday bunker.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Selfish by ExceedinglyPeculiarChick reviews
"How selfish he was; he wanted to pull her closer to him, wind his fingers through her hair, feel her heart beat against his and in doing so forsake the world." / Post-MoA.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Meet Me on the Field of Honor—At Dawn! by ExceedinglyPeculiarChick reviews
Despite the challenges they're facing, Dumbledore's Army can still have some fun once in a while—at least until Ginny somehow procures the meat cleaver. / Rated T for swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Neville L., Ginny W. - Complete
So… Papaya by ExceedinglyPeculiarChick reviews
In which Percy employs the worst pickup line in the history of all terrible pickup lines, Leo eats all the blue waffles, Annabeth swears (a lot), and Nico is exasperated. / A very short fic consisting of 100 percent pure, undiluted crack.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
The Best Time to Wear a Striped Sweater by ExceedinglyPeculiarChick reviews
When asked the question "What are you watching?" by one scarily-calm Annabeth Chase, it's probably not best if you run away singing a song from SpongeBob at the top of your lungs—not even if it's what the Stoll brothers told you to do. / Piper sees a "blackmail" video the Stolls took of the TLO kiss. Set between TLH and SoN. Dedicated to Empty Thoughts.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Piper M. - Complete
amor vincit omnia by ExceedinglyPeculiarChick reviews
In which Percy is the "relationship guru", cinnamon muffins are requested, and Repair Boy gets a girlfriend. Finally. / Percabeth and Leyna. T for some swearing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Leo V., Reyna - Complete
If I Stay by ExceedinglyPeculiarChick reviews
"Just shut up," he says, "and kiss me already." / Post-HoO oneshot. For Taffeh A. Llama, my fangirl buddy, because I love her to death.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Of Milk and Being a Hero by ExceedinglyPeculiarChick reviews
"It just takes time, Piper."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Piper M., Percy J. - Complete
The Five Stages of Grief by heartacheinn reviews
When someone tells you that you have six months to live, how do you deal with the grief? Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance. Sam's about to go through them all. Sam-centric, Seddie, Creddie friendship.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,661 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Sam P.
From the Ashes by ExceedinglyPeculiarChick reviews
Oh, boy! It's another "nineteen years later" fic! First in what will probably turn out to be a series. This covers everything from after the battle to having James. Harry/Ginny, accompanied by the rest of the Weasleys. T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,735 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Nail Polish by ExceedinglyPeculiarChick reviews
Want to avoid certain death? Don't offer to polish your pregnant wife's nails at midnight on a Tuesday. / All dialogue. Rated T for swearing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
His by ExceedinglyPeculiarChick reviews
"His was the first face you looked upon that made you feel something inside—like you were seeing a deep-seated piece of your destiny, twined into the Fates' loom since the beginning of time." / A love story from Annabeth's point of view. T for character death.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Timeless by heartacheinn reviews
On his birthday, Teddy Lupin is presented with a photo album of his parents. Picture by picture, here are the lives of Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks, captured with clicks of the shutter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,618 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks
Raymoose, Peetuh, Pafoo, and Dah by ExceedinglyPeculiarChick reviews
Harry's first word is not "Sirius", much to the disappointment of his godfather.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
The Third Generation Discovers Fanfiction by ExceedinglyPeculiarChick reviews
Rewritten with dialogue. One ordinary day, the Weasley and Potter children are introduced to a curious Muggle thing called a "fan-fik-shun". What could possibly go wrong? Written for wombat-of-awesomeness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Lily Luna P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Of Insensitive Teaspoons and Chocolate Frogs by ExceedinglyPeculiarChick reviews
Oneshot. Ron discovers what he will call his "finest hour."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
bones by heartacheinn reviews
"And the war has marked her with a fair share of scars - Bellatrix's knife, a burn on her cheek - but all she can see in the mirror are the glittering bones that curve their way across her chest." / Hermione looks at herself in the mirror at war's end.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Hermione G. - Complete
Percy Jackson and The Last Olympian by Lozzii95 reviews
This story begins at the end of The Last Olympian when Luke is given the knife.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
The Five Times Percy Visited Annabeth's House by waterpoloplayer reviews
... And all the quirks that come with it. Oneshot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Pretending People Care by waterpoloplayer reviews
When Percy, Grover, and Nico all move to Florida to live with each other, Percy decides to make video blogs. But the questions get kind of... Interesting. 'Would rather have your body and Katy Perry's head or your head and Katy Perry's body'
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Percy J.
The Last Silver Thread by heartacheinn reviews
They say before we die, our lives flash before us. But it is not our lives we remember, but a moment that defines us. That haunts us. That changes us. One last silver thread. An exploration into the final thoughts of characters we know and love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Remus L., Colin C.
A Sirius Conversation by heartacheinn reviews
Sirius has a little chat with Remus about a certain pink-haired Auror. NONSLASH, just friendship and humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Sunglasses by Perdue reviews
Someone breaks Dave's sunglasses. The only gift he's ever cherished. The gift John gave to him. John/Dave slash OS.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/16/2011 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Annabeth Can't Draw by waterpoloplayer reviews
In which we learn by song, of course that Annabeth can't draw and Thalia can't sing. Based on "Hermione Can't Draw" from A Very Potter Sequel. Oneshot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Annabeth C. - Complete
Facebook by waterpoloplayer reviews
The Percy Jackson books told through Facebook! Hilarity shall ensure!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Percy J.
Weasley Meets Stoll by waterpoloplayer reviews
Travis and Conner learn about the two greatest pranksters of all time and decide to re-create their pranks. What happens when the gods come?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Connor S., Travis S. - Complete
Leo Valdez's 100 Things to do When Bored in Math by April Mayz reviews
Leo brainstorms 100 things to do when you're bored in math.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,632 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Leo V.
How to be a HalfBlood by Project Phoenix Agent 003 reviews
Ever wish you were a demigod? You know you'd just get killed right? Well, if you want to be a half-blood AND live, read this guide of survival. Learn by example as various demigods get beaten up for humor's sake.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010
Leroy's Story by waterpoloplayer reviews
Remember in TTC when percy is in the attic and he saw a sword hilt that said "this broke and leroy got killed 1999"? this is leroys story!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Complete
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Percy Jackson What If? reviews
What If? Percy Jackson Edition
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 1/7/2013
Kyle's Story reviews
The Harry Potter storyline from my perspective. Rated T just in case. Enjoy! Title may change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2013