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Author has written 4 stories for Minecraft, and My Little Pony.

Hey, Pastrinator64 here, my real name's Jonah, and I live in WI. GO PACKERS! YAY CHEESE! YAY BRATS AND HOT DOGS! (I'm not going to hoot and holler about beer, that would just be weird...) I'm gonna be posting mostly Minecraft fanfics for any hardcore Minecraft fans out there, so stay tuned. ;D

Stuff about me...

Gender: Male

Age: Private just in case there are any of you creepers out there. 0_0

Address: Ha! Are you kidding?

Social Security Number: Okay, seriously? -_-

Appearance: Short, dirty-blonde hair, glasses, EXTREMELY HANDSOME (ahem). Basically, typical nerd look.

Intellect: OVER 9000!!!

Favorite Music: Coldplay, Green Day, Jimmy Eat World, Gary Jules, Evanescence, a bunch of others I don't feel like naming.

I can say that I definitely enjoy...

a. Minecraft (Fav game)

b. Minecraft Songs (Fav: Fallen Kingdom -- It's an epic song! :D)

c. Music in general (Anybody here a Green Day fan? I just don't like country...or death metal.)

d. Nintendo (So, Mario, Pokemon, Super Smash Bros., Kirby, Legend of Zelda, etc.)

e. Tobuscus (That dude's legit, and his songs are ultra legit)

f. PewDiePie (The king of YouTube himself!)

g. Anime (Such as Dragon Ball Z, Inazuma Eleven, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Bleach, Soul Eater, Squid Girl)

h. Programming my own Microgames (basically minigames, so to speak)

i. Writing (obviously)

j. Poptarts (Which is basically my whole username and logo, so... Plus, they taste awesome. :D)

Although, I definitely do NOT enjoy...

a. Cranky Teachers (Especially when they compare you to other students OUT LOUD)

b. Chores (Time consuming)

c. Writing by HAND (Always gives me stupid hand cramps -_-)

d. Homework (Unless it's a group project involving art)

e. Lagggggg on my old-as-dirt computer (It's impossible to move anywhere or do anything in Minecraft)

f. OBSESSIVE bronies except one that is a friend of mine. Don't even get me started on how that show and those people RUINED MY LIFE. Let's just say there was some hallucinating involved and leave it at that

g. Making lists about stuff I don't like (I don't like this makes me angry)


a. Friends are like strawberries, they at least look like they taste good with chocolate.

b. iPhones are like snowglobes, if you drop them off a building they break.

c. Xylophones are like pigs, they both have the letter P in them.

d. Mines are like turtles, they both have shells. (ASDF)

e. Middleschoolers are like Slinkies, loud and annoying but fun to watch fall down stairs.

f. Babies are like Big Macs, they both have two syllables.

g. "Wise sayings" are only for those who are not wise enough to create actual sayings.

Now, there are a few people I would like to thank...

a. LuvrO'Pokemon: My very first fan for my first fanfic, THE GLITCH. She's stuck with me since I started, and hopefully with my upcoming stories as well. Also the one who told me about the ItsJerryandHarry server.

b. Vykktor: The one who introduced Fanfiction to me and the one encouraging me as I write.

c. Striker Hutassa: Another faithful fan who's not been around as long as LuvrO'Pokemon but still a great fan to have.

d. AerionsRealm: One of my most recent fans, one of the most matured writers I've seen. Even more thankful, the one who sent me his chapter via PM so I could take a look even though I couldn't be a beta reader. Thanks for the honor!

e. hunter415: One of my newer readers, but one who I admire for his strong faith in God. I love that you are strong in your faith and for sharing that message on the devil (located at the bottom of this page) with me. Thank you.

f. Pixelized Pikale and Company: My second-most faithful reader (coming after Enderdude). He has reviewed almost all of my chapters, and he has given almost half of the reviews I own. Also has stuck with me for a while!

g. Enderdude: My #1 fan! He has given more reviews than any other, and has stuck to my stories since the very beginning! Thank you, DUDE! :D

Here's the story I am writing...

a. Hourglass: This is the dramatic triquel to finish the series that I have written, coming right after The Glitch and VOiD. In this book, Norman and Liz return to action inside of Minecraftia. After their devastating defeat they experienced, the Glitch turned into its ultimate form and began to take over every dimension for universal conquest. They must seek out the three lost Spirits In Between, Froace the Fourth, Firzon the Fifth and Sycallion the Sixth, in order to combine all six Spirits' powers and rescue the ancient artifact that will soon be entering the 64th Dimension, the Minecraft Dimension. This artifact, named Arabaloca, is the source of the Spirits' energy, and if it falls into the claws of the Glitch then all shall be lost. ...Yeah, that's pretty much it. But still! This story's gonna be the most action-packed, thrilling, death-filled story of the three! Enjoy!

And here's the stories that I plan on writing...

a. The Wrath of the Administrator: A story about the average middleschooler named Nathan who is sucked into a creepy server with a creepy administrator. The administrator has an unknown reason for wanting to kill Nathan, so he's on the run. In order to survive he has to compete in servers within the server such as Cookieslap, Zombie Horde, and others (all ones that I personally play on ;D). If he wins, he moves on to more competitions, but if he loses, the cost is his life. The admin is REALLY obnoxious as well, so that really doesn't help the matter.

b. Let them be Miserable: A story of a misfit Enderman named Eli who CAN'T PICK UP BLOCKS. Harassed at school, at home, and even just while walking down the street, Eli flees his city full of Enderman siblings. But before he can make his escape Herobrine attacks and mutilates their city, and Eli is forced to go into hiding. Herobrine wants something from Eli, and he doesn't know what until later when pieces of the puzzle come together. Thankfully, he finds that he is not alone among many other oddball mobs that he meets along the way. This story is meant to make you laugh in one paragraph and burst out crying the next. BECAUSE I'M EVIL! MWAHAHAHAHAAA!!! MWAHAHECKKKKKKK! HACCCCCCCCGGGGKKKKK! *cough* *cough* Sorry...

c. Doing it Over Again: One of the more interesting plots I've come up with. This story is about Noah, an average boy in an average town full of average people who live, you guessed it, average lives. His life is peaceful and simple for a while, and he enjoys his new town. But when he receives a strange package in the mail labeled "DON'T OPEN THIS NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO" his life begins to twist and turn with strange occurrences. Soon he is stuck in a hopeless time-space-continuum that seems impossible to get out of. If you're interested in time travel then this is the story for you.

d. Nick, Son of Notch: This is an experiment story. No really, in the book we look at Nick, who is the fourteen year-old son of Notch. To protect him from Herobrine Notch sealed him away in a secret and hidden valley. With only 100x100x100 block space to roam for his whole life Nick gets really bored. But, being the son of Notch he begins to experiment, creating new mobs and weapons and all kinds of things. But after he meets a feisty girl named Emma--an unsuspecting girl who just happened to get into his valley--he keeps trying to create new and better creatures and things. But soon all his creations get so out of hand that he can't control them all, and he is turned against by them. A very chaotic story later on. Lots of humor.

e. You're Mine Now: This'll be the funniest story of them all. In the story we watch from the point of view of Evan, who is a cheery, outgoing Frienderman. He organizes all of the meetings with all the Endermen of the Minecraft world. He organizes celebrations, parties, picnics, and just about anything fun. He is the group organizer, team leader and "motivational speaker" if you will. But suddenly, Slenderman and Jeff The Killer unite and come from their dimensions into Minecraft, unsatisfied with the puny victims of their own homicidal attacks. Instead, they try to take over Evan's job and rule the Endermen. But the happy Frienderman doesn't go down without a fight--even though he couldn't fight a kitten if his life depended on it. This'll be a very unique story indeed, and especially loaded with humor.

f. Food Fight: This is the only Hunger Games fanfic I will be writing. THIS Hunger Games takes place within a grocery store. The manager surprises all its participators with a fight-to-the-death challenge rather than the simple fun-filled food fight they had been expecting. This story will hold a combination of humor and drama, so keep your eyes peeled!

Finally, here are the stories that I have finished...

a. The Glitch: The main characters Norman and his best friend Lizzy are sucked into Minecraft! There's an evil virus after them that's planning to swallow up the universe and THEY'RE THE ONES who have to stop it! Gee, that's a lot of pressure! Along the way he meets A LOT of people, and some become friends, others become enemies. Lots of lovable characters in this one!

b. VOiD: I have been asked to create a sequel for THE GLITCH, so here we go! Twenty years after the defeat of the Glitch, Norman and Lizzy are married, and they have their two kids, Mark (age 14) and Vanessa (age 13). But these two teens had no idea that in the soon future they would be sucked into Minecraft by a mysterious force. The two find that The Void’s black hole is the only way home, but one question looms over their heads: What IS inside The Void? Of course, along the way they'll meet some new people both good, bad and ugly. The Glitch, of course, has learned to meditate and regain its energy and even more in those mere twenty years, so now its back and even more powerful than ever. Mark has accidently gotten hold of a very important and powerful item that he must return to the Aether in safety, but will he be able to return it before the Glitch can find him? Brace yourself for this epic sequel!

c. How My Little Pony Ruined My Life: Basically the story of how I was threatened into watching My Little Pony and how everything escalated from there, going all the way to actual hallucinations. This story's purpose is to give you an excuse to ridicule someone without actually getting in trouble.

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I give credit to hunter415 for the message above. Thanks, man. :D

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In the Dark by SonicTheHedgehog-Nerd reviews
It's an all-out war between light and darkness. When tragedy and hatred bring forth a violent dark entity, Sonic realizes that he cannot fight his demons alone. While a war wages on in Sonic's mind, his friends must travel through the destruction to seek out a solution. However, light cannot always triumph over darkness. Rated T for violence and gore. Bonus chapters in progress.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 36 - Words: 78,798 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/19 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Sonic, Amy, Sally, Shadow - Complete
Sonic '06 Bloopers by SonicTheHedgehog-Nerd reviews
It's 2006, and the Sonic crew is called to the stage to film a new Sonic game. A deadline needs to be met, gameplay and cutscenes need to be filmed, and there is plenty of fun, pranks, adventures, and mischief to be had. However, in a schedule run as tight as this, there are bound to be more than a few glitches in what is destined to be the worst Sonic game of the franchise. -STH-N
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,895 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Sonic, Shadow, Silver
Memories by kuuderelife
Once there were more Crystal Gems, fighting alongside Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, and Rose. This is a record of the final hours of a few of those Gems. (One-shot. OCs. Rated T for safety and offscreen violence.)
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18
The Hack: Survival of the fittest by spark n' Jetz reviews
Minecraft was meant to be a game. Hanging out with friends, building castles, and roaming the biomes of creation. Never was it expected to be a game of life and death. A game of hope and distrust. Meet one hero and a band of teenagers as they search for answers in this unforgiving world, and trying to get themselves out of this abomination of a game. No longer on Hiatus!
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 59,093 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 2/16/2014
Thirty Days by Knifez reviews
The day after Shawn gets back from TDPI, he gets ill, only to wake up and be told he has a rare form of brain cancer. Given thirty days until the operation that has a 5% success rate, Shawn, an orphan, decides to spend his likely very last thirty days with Jasmine by traveling to Australia to visit her. Join them on the adventures they have before the dreaded day comes. Not sappy.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,290 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 9/3/2014 - Jasmine (TDPI), Shawn
The Hexxtoria Trilogy: The Awakening by Paperyoshi368 reviews
Light was an average kid when he stumbles across a mysterious girl that sends him into the world of hexxit! He learns about legendary sword Hexsword, to defeat the Evil demon king, Gias. Will he prevail, or meet a fiery fate?
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,692 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 6/22/2014 - OC
real real reality by iliketoreviewthegoodstries reviews
this is a fanfiction not just about being sucked into the game. no, the game becomes reality. we follow Dsiara, a girl full of mysteries that even she does not know, on her adventures through the game and in the real world. but she is being followed by someone and her mom is hiding something from her as well. will she find out or die trying?
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 42 - Words: 69,723 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 4/14/2013
Forbidden Love by Dragonerin reviews
My first fanfic :D When 7 mobs are chosen to turn human, and infiltrate the Humans castle, they thought it would be easy. But they didn't realise that love would stand in the way... (I suck at summaries) Rated T to be safe
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,804 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 9/14/2013
The Miner's Destiny by cynicalDreamers reviews
Meet Adeline Jones: A lonely girl who just turned 13. When her cousin gives her a necklace and introduces her to the game Minecraft for her birthday, her life turns upside-down as she gets warped into Minecraftia and discovers she and her new friends have to save the world. Rated T for lots of violence, annoying love triangles, obnoxious mysteries, and some suggestive thoughts.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,266 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Complete
Framed by SonicTheHedgehog-Nerd reviews
This is my first story, an edited version of an old one I wrote. The hero of Mobius, Sonic the Hedgehog, has been accused of treason and is blamed for stealing the Chaos Emeralds from the Freedom Fighters. Desperate to convince others of his innocence, Sonic gives himself up to find out who's behind the robberies and to clear his name. STH-N
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,411 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Sonic, Sally - Complete
CAUSE IT'S NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE by carpetburn reviews
An aspiring YouTuber begins an all new, hugely ORIGINAL Minecraft series in the hopes of spreading joy and entertainment to the Minecraft video starved community. Will he succeed in his quest to become internet famous? Will his INNOVATIVE and UNIQUE new series stand out amongst the millions and millions of other COMPLETELY IDENTICAL videos? There's only one way to find out!...
Minecraft - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,494 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013
The Prophecy of Minecraftia by MechanixAngel reviews
As the world crumbles around Alex Glowstone, he begins a quest across Minecraftia to try and find survivors. But there are hints that he is something more; the one that could put an end to the destruction. Join Alex and his motley band of teens as the fight to their last breath among a world of ruin. But they may find out that their world was more than just a world after all...
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 41 - Words: 213,791 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Complete
Cube Land by Shado-chan reviews
This is not your average "Oh mai notch i got sucked into minecraft better try to find a way out!" fanfiction- A mysterious girl is pulled into the game after an encounter with the fabled Herobrine. And this time, "getting out" may not be an option. Full of epic twists, turns, Endermen, and pigs! :D *Complete!*
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,250 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Complete
Sandwich by Eternal Nocturne reviews
After a sandwich falls from the sky one day and begins to cause havoc, Link and Roy set off on a not-so-epic journey to capture and then rid the world of the evil sandwich! Random! No slash pairings.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,002 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Link, Roy - Complete
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Hourglass reviews
In a world cast deep into despair and chaos, a small band of surviving heroes shall unite to save the entire universe and its infinite dimensions—among them, Norman Cobweb. Returning to Minecraftia, Norman must travel across treacherous lands in order to seek out and return the final three Spirits In Between. But, with the Glitch at the height of its power, will they still prevail?
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 115,411 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 3/29/2014 - OC
How My Little Pony Ruined My Life (No Longer A One-Shot) reviews
Before we get started, let me just say one thing... I DESPISE MY LITTLE PONY TO THE DEPTHS OF MY SOUL! This is the tale of how my life was ruined by My Little Pony. If you're bored and want an excuse to ridicule someone then read my story. Includes my real-life hallucinations and my real-life friend torment.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Applejack - Complete
VOiD reviews
Mark and Vanessa, the son and daughter of Norman and Lizzy, have been transported into Minecraftia. The Glitch has returned with another evil plan to swallow all dimensions in darkness and cold. Mark must get the ancient Balance Core safely back into the Aether to restore the world of Minecraft and keep the Glitch from stealing it. Many obstacles face him, so what will Mark find?
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 190,623 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 6/13/2013 - OC - Complete
The Glitch reviews
When Norman starts seeing strange things in the news about viruses taking over all of his city's technology, he wonders what could be the cause. But when he finds a creepy website on his own computer he is sucked into his favorite game: Minecraft. Norman finds that he must go on a quest to defeat five clans and five mutants in order to end the rule of this evil virus. Can he do it?
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 57 - Words: 158,068 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - OC - Complete