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Joined 08-29-03, id: 447000, Profile Updated: 04-09-15
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter.

The pseudonym Darnedchild was chosen on the spur of the moment when I first entered the Harry Potter fandom and needed a vaguely anonymous name to go by. Let that be a lesson to you, kids, always take a moment to think things through or you'll end up spending the next decade plus being called something silly due to an old inside joke from your college years.

I want to take this time to publicly thank the ladies who have made my fics readable - Beck, Devsgma and Lariope - my various at storytelling
would be a mess of run on sentences and poor punctuation without them.

Fic Award Nominations

  • Parvus Obitus was nominated for the third round of the Multifaceted Awards in the "Aphrodisia - The Het Smut Award" and the "Best Snape Fic - Featured" catagories.
  • One Final Detention was nominated for the second round of the Quill to Parchment Awards in the "Because We Want It So: Best Fanon Het" and "One Shot" catagories.
  • While You Were Sleeping was nominated for the sixth round of the No Rest for the Wicked Awards in the "Chamber of Secrets (best angst/dark) - Guest Fandom: Harry Potter" category.
  • Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road (written with Devsgma) was nominated for the sixth round of the No Rest for the Wicked Awards
  • Fic Translations

    I am extremely honored that a few of my stories have been translated into other languages.

  • Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road and Parvus Obitus have both been translated into Russian.
  • At the Edge of the Edge of the World has been translated into Czech.
  • The Unlikely Matchmakers and Reflection have both been translated into Chinese
  • Technically not a translation but Reflection has been recorded as an audio fic.
  • In December 2008 I removed all of my stories due to some of the changes in FF.net policy. I am currently considering reposting my fic to this site.

    In the meantime, all of my stories can be found on Darnedchild at LJ/IJ/Dreamwidth.

    Most of my Harry Potter SS/HG fics can be found on Ashwinder or the Petulant Poetess.

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    The Chaos Cognizance by Darcyfitz1 reviews
    Summary: Admitting the truth to others is difficult. Then there is the matter of admitting it to yourself. Sheldon Cooper discovers that you can't run from your feelings forever. When Amy suffers a near death experience after a trauma, it leaves Sheldon reeling. What happens next will shake the foundation of what is most important in their lives. And who.
    Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 305,702 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 1/31 - Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler
    The Transboundary Peregrination by QBMaja reviews
    All Amy and Sheldon wanted were a few days full of scientific fun, romance and at least one date night kiss, when they left Pasadena for a nice getaway. What they get instead, is an adventurous night in the dark forest...
    Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 129,946 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 11/8/2014 - [Amy Farrah Fowler, Sheldon C.] - Complete
    Treading Water by YlvaBorealis reviews
    Sheldon embarks on an emotional journey, to finally find out why he can't be physical with Amy. He resorts to methods that might be effective, and may or may not change his and Amy's relationship for the better, but it might also change the way he views himself. Shamy.
    Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 61,727 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler, OC - Complete
    The Emotion Amplification by Zephyr.Camida reviews
    Sheldon felt like his relationship and growing intimacy with Amy was akin to a torrid roller coaster; the more they progressed, the more he felt like he was tilting off the rails and heading down the steepest of declines. He was falling, falling, falling. (Rated M for sexual content.)
    Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,516 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler] - Complete
    Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
    The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1959 - Favs: 2,034 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
    Breaking In by redd7 reviews
    Something's wrong with Dumbledore. The forces of Light may be imperilled from within. Only the grim Potions Master and his apprentice see the danger and hatch a plot to uncover the truth. Gently funny. HGSS
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,794 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/18/2004 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
    Hermione Granger's Diary by Wonk reviews
    (COMPLETE) Hermione Granger decides to make her 7th year at Hogwarts worthwhile. She makes resolutions, wears shorter robes, and will do anything to stop the Takens from harping her about her love life. RWHG and SSHG.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 17,189 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/27/2003 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
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    Parvus Obitus reviews
    Voldemort wants a potion made, and Severus is having difficulty finding the most important ingredient.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,187 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 5/22
    The Legend of Soggy Bottom reviews
    Needing some time to regroup, Hermione travels to America to join a field crew observing the North American Sasquatch. She finds more than she bargained for.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,044 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
    While You Were Sleeping reviews
    Death was supposed to set him free, one way or another, not leave him trapped in his own shattering mind and only the voice of Hermione Granger for a distraction.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,430 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
    Reflection and Temptation reviews
    "Reflection" is Hermione's thoughts one night at Grimmauld. "Temptation" is Severus' thoughts one night at Grimmauld.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 4/24 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
    At the Edge of the World reviews
    They say you don't know what you've got until it's gone. Hermione's always been a smart woman; can she figure it what she's about to lose before it is too late?
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,292 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 4/11 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
    The Unlikely Matchmakers reviews
    All Ron and Harry want is for Hermione to be happy. Even if that means Snape.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,395 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/9 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete