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Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Saints Row, and Avengers.

I have an attention span problem. Very little ever gets done. Lots started, most unfinished. Hell, I can get bored by page 4. But I have ideas. Some poor, some good. I read, a lot, and then some. I'm not really going to post more than a chapter on one idea, I get bored of thinking about what comes next. If you like an idea, and think you could run with it, feel free. Some ideas are "inspired" by other fanfics, but, to be fair, their ideas generally came from somewhere.

I have to recomend story 1260679, Realizations by Wishweaver, for having a foolproof explanation for (A non evil/manipulative) Dumbledore not knowing Harry was .

If I use an idea of yours, and forget to credit you, sorry. But its only wrong if you take the whole thing and claim its yours.

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Reboot by Kallanit reviews
Very loosely based on the Reptilia28 Don't Fear the Reaper Death Challenge, whereby Harry gets to relive his life. As do a couple of other people. What effect does this have on Harry's life and the Voldemort Blood wars? Not a Discworld crossover, but the story did cry out for some guest appearances by Death's granddaughter. HP/HG, SS/OC, not HG/SS. Rating & Genres may change later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 183,180 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 2,231 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 8/1/2013 - [Severus S., OC] [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Child of the Storm by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
New Mexico was not the first time Thor had been a mortal. It was only a refinement of the technique. What if James Potter had been Thor, incarnated as a memoryless newborn? On his death, Odin removed his memories as James, due to grief. In Harry's Third Year, a (mostly) reformed Loki restores them. Harry now has a father, a family and a heritage that is going to change the world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 652,089 - Reviews: 5795 - Favs: 4,837 - Follows: 5,500 - Updated: 8/22 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P., Thor
Have Chrome, Will Travel by Deadlandmarshal reviews
Albus Dumbledore has been looking for his young charge for a long time, he is being assaulted on all sides by those who are looking for the young man he lost so long ago. He has taken a final desperate gamble with the coming of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, he wanted Harry Potter… the Chrome Wizard has come! Betaed by the amazing pazed!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 56 - Words: 148,091 - Reviews: 1957 - Favs: 2,790 - Follows: 3,759 - Updated: 8/22 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Harry P.
The Arithmancer by White Squirrel reviews
Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 529,128 - Reviews: 3270 - Favs: 2,232 - Follows: 2,762 - Updated: 8/22 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., S. Vector - Complete
By Baker Street Station, I Sat Down and Wept by Deco reviews
Petunia Dursley has trouble: she's lost her family, she's going crazy, she can do magic (but not always), her suitors are a mixed bag (operative word) & people keep trying to take her children away from her. They should be very afraid. (Not only a) Double Severitus. WARNING: Not what you expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 120 - Words: 446,951 - Reviews: 2779 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 1,406 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Petunia D., Dudley D.
You're my Density by robst reviews
Just Suppose Harry hadn't heeded his godfather's advice, and actually lost his temper at his trial? Time travel fic and title is 'Back to the Future' joke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 128,143 - Reviews: 3981 - Favs: 3,355 - Follows: 4,469 - Updated: 8/15 - Published: 2/9 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Cold blood by DerLaCroix reviews
Sometimes, the tide of events really changes a person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,750 - Reviews: 2943 - Favs: 4,311 - Follows: 5,280 - Updated: 8/5 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's Loophole by ThinkingSpeck reviews
Harry has been entered in the Triwizard Tournament, but during the shouting match with Ron he realises that he doesn't actually have to risk his life and look like a fool in front of everyone - he really only needs to show up for each task and make a token effort. Single-point-of-departure fic, departing early in book 4. Some text borrowed from JK Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,767 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 2,278 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking; war and technology are pushing on the edge of the unbelievable, and S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately attempts to keep the peace. The soldier and the scientist are not the only lights that push back against the darkness, however; magic will encompass the world again as the last wizard makes himself known.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 260,787 - Reviews: 6574 - Favs: 10,542 - Follows: 12,118 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
Courage and Cunning by preciousann reviews
Salazar Slytherin has had enough of Dumbledore and Voldemort's stupidity, so on October 31, 1981 he decides to put a stop to the wizarding war. Things do not go according to plan. He loses his memories, but 10 years later he regains them when he gets a familiar letter. Bashing of some characters at first, but it gets better. A twist to the Harry is Salazar genre. More inside...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 503,788 - Reviews: 2369 - Favs: 2,241 - Follows: 2,617 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort, Salazar S.
Travel Secrets: Third by E4mj reviews
Harry's now going into his 3rd year again & it's getting complicated. Sirius still escaped & Harry has to deal with Slytherin politics & some extra timetravel on top of old drama. Rescuing Sirius is the number one mission, but things keep reverting & Harry is worried he can't change a Thing. Dumbledore/Goodguys bashing. 3rd in series. Rated M coz I'm paranoid. It all belongs to Jo!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 164,859 - Reviews: 1638 - Favs: 3,054 - Follows: 4,153 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Rejected Path by zArkham reviews
After one taunt too many by Draco & learning of dark things while possessed, Harry refuses to play his part anymore. Into this comes Luna with her own dark story to tell. They shall both get revenge and shake magical Britain before the end. - Harry/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 357,550 - Reviews: 2216 - Favs: 4,893 - Follows: 5,511 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
He's Not Dead Yet by Redbayly reviews
When Harry offered himself up to Voldemort, he discovered the people in the Ministry of Death are not happy with him at all. To make up for his years of blunders, Harry is sent back in time to correct everything that went wrong and to get some revenge. Harry/6 girls, Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, and certain Weasleys. Written for humor only. Do not take seriously. Reviews welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 145,698 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 3,490 - Follows: 4,392 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
The Merging by Shaydrall reviews
The Dementor attack on Harry leaves him kissed with his wand broken in an alleyway. Days later he awakens, magic flaring uncontrollably, his soul seemingly still in one piece. But is it? With no understanding of what has happened to him, what else can he do but keep moving forwards, forced by a fate he never wanted, fighting for a life he never got to live. And fight he will.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 363,144 - Reviews: 2519 - Favs: 5,359 - Follows: 6,341 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Harry P.
Blank Slate by tresmaraudeur reviews
Fourteen years ago, their slate had been wiped clean. With no memory of their pasts, they built a new life, but after an owl delivers a strange letter to their daughter, the life they built is beginning to crumble around them. With help from old friends, Lily and James Potter remember their pasts and return to the Wizarding World while Harry faces his fifth year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,702 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 6/7/2014 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Harry P., Sirius B.
Petrification Proliferation by White Squirrel reviews
What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,228 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 5/22 - Harry P., Amelia B.
A MODern Man by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry takes advice he shouldn't, to do something he really should have known better than to try. Still, all's well that ends well, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,557 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P.
His Angel by durararaaa reviews
Starts off from the Quidditch world cup, Harry finds a more important reason to fight for and that sometimes, a fairytale or legend is a lot more than it seems. Sticks to canon at first but will tread to AU territory. M rating because I'm paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 394,789 - Reviews: 4069 - Favs: 6,414 - Follows: 7,052 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D.
My Son the Wizard by savya398 reviews
After his first year at Hogwarts Harry discovers a startling truth that throws him into an entirely new world. He finds a new family and a new home that drastically changes his life for the better, if not crazier. After all when you're the son of Tony Stark, the one and only Iron Man, life is bound to be interesting.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 171,472 - Reviews: 2653 - Favs: 6,969 - Follows: 9,235 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Lion Unity by Fruitality reviews
In the books, Harry's been betrayed by his house so many times it's never a surprise. But what if the Gryffindors got their act together after Harry's first year and start acting like a family again? The result is Lion Unity, where wizards and witches all over the world learn not to mess with Harry and his huge family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 68 - Words: 245,416 - Reviews: 1773 - Favs: 1,737 - Follows: 2,032 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 12/23/2012
My Friend Tom by CycoMW reviews
When Voldemort gave Harry that scar he gave him two other things; a part of his soul and a friend. The last remnant of Tom Riddle's humanity mentors Harry. (1st year complete, now on hiatus until inspiration for second year strikes)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 101,744 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 1,485 - Follows: 2,132 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
A Happy Accident: 70 Years by njchrispatrick reviews
Lily Evans only fell in love once. It was to a hero, a man who everyone looked up to. But then she lost him. Her son, her baby boy, was all she had left of that love. However, life has a way of taking an unexpected path...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,519 - Reviews: 1611 - Favs: 3,905 - Follows: 5,262 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Captain America/Steve R.
Harry Potter: The RPG by britael reviews
After his self-sacrifice Harry is faced with a choice, stay in limbo or play a RPG game about himself. Enough to say that stories about a character that actually chose to stay in limbo would not be a popular one... Video-game fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 87,447 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 1,639 - Follows: 2,140 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Harry P.
Harry Potter: Coming Out On Top by ManMadeofLasers reviews
Harry Potter gets the short end of the stick, I think we can all agree. But what if, in a strange twist of fate, every time Harry James Potter met adverse circumstance he always ended out on top? Bad things always happen to the hero, but in this case the hero rides these events to the top. Updates sort of frequently, very WIP, not a serious fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 173,617 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 3,124 - Follows: 4,030 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Harry P., Luna L., N. Tonks, Gabrielle D.
Hermione Granger and the Marriage Law Revolution by Starfox5 reviews
Hermione Granger deals with the marriage law the Wizengamot passed after Voldemort's defeat - in the style of the French Revolution. Old scores are settled but new enemies gather their forces, determined to crush the new British Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 126,389 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 8/5/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
We Found Wonderland by malibu black reviews
Hermione Granger has always been exceptional. When the war with Voldemort is finally over, it has taken everything from her. Including her ability to die properly, it seems. And now she's in the 1940s, living in an orphanage. What could possibly go wrong? Only time will tell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,630 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 1/5
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 2,662 - Follows: 1,781 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Don't look back in Anger by robst reviews
Can some angry words change everything?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,102 - Reviews: 4504 - Favs: 4,191 - Follows: 4,054 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 9/4/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
The Better Man by Laume reviews
Suppose the Marauders torture hadn't driven Snape to Voldemort and he had been the better man. What would the future have looked like? Warning: may now contain DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,661 - Reviews: 1843 - Favs: 2,868 - Follows: 3,600 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
Dumbledore's Next Great Adventure by dunuelos reviews
In a Universe where Albus Dumbledore responded differently, he dies as a respected figure on June 24, 1991. He then is asked to go to a new universe and fix the mistakes of his alternate. What a mess. No Pairings yet (Not Canon).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 97,300 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 2,208 - Follows: 2,920 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Neville L.
A Boon for Bill by canoncansodoff reviews
Extreme measures are taken to distract Molly long enough for Bill to both neutralize a love potion and ask Harry to help make his engagement to Fleur possible. A kinder, smuttier alternative to Book Six's "An Excess of Phlegm" chapter. H/Hr, Bill/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 218,013 - Reviews: 1493 - Favs: 2,766 - Follows: 3,903 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Bowling For Hogwarts by zArkham reviews
Time and time again the Bad Guys do bad things and get away with it. Time and time again the Good Guys take the low blow and just soldier on with their upper lips stiff. What might happen if someone couldn't hold it together? How would Magical Britain react? More to the point; who would they blame? A little One-Shot in documentary style.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,834 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 68 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Hermione G., Katie B., Parvati P., Ted T. - Complete
Harry Callahan JR by monbade reviews
Vernon gets rid of Harry by using a friend. Harry is dumped in San Francisco just after he is left with the Dursleys. Rescued by Inspector Harry Callahan of the San Francisco Police Dept and raised as his son. This story takes place in year 5
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dirty Harry - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,126 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 1,103 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P.
Prodigal Delinquent by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,283 - Reviews: 1552 - Favs: 4,552 - Follows: 5,948 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P.
With a Forked Tongue I Lie in Wait (Taming Snakes) by DelusionalGrandeur reviews
Warnings Inside. Dumbledore ought to have known better than to leave an orphaned Harry Potter in the hands of the Dursleys. A twist of fate has the boy-who-lived living with criminals. Sly, cunning, street-smart, sorted into Slytherin where his housemates have been raised to hate him, will Harry survive? Or maybe it's the House of Snakes that doesn't stand a chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 141,810 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 3,508 - Follows: 4,458 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Spirits Within by Power of Erised reviews
The night that Lily and James Potter died is well known. What no one suspected, or even imagined, was that their spirits remained with their son. Lots of OOC-ness!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,816 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 1,624 - Follows: 1,540 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Harry Potter: New Game Plus by brenco reviews
Harry Potter finished his seventh year at Hogwarts, defeated Voldemort, and got the Good Ending. So why was he pulled back to do it all over again? And why is everything so different this time around?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,267 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 2/2/2013
Mass Production by Andrius reviews
The power Voldemort knows not turns out to be something unexpected. One-shot, quite AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,333 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/20/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Weres Harry? by DobbyElfLord reviews
Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 152,524 - Reviews: 3452 - Favs: 6,834 - Follows: 7,765 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P.
Gamer Wizard by CasualGamer reviews
A unique ability gives Harry the chance to encounter magic earlier and changes the way Harry experiences the magic world.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,385 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 2,111 - Follows: 2,553 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Harry P.
Full Circle by Crazy Mishka reviews
After the war a paranoid Harry Potter discovers something amiss, and sets out to find and hopefully save Hermione Granger. Due to circumstances beyond his control, time throws in a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,113 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,544 - Reviews: 5180 - Favs: 6,673 - Follows: 6,243 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
This Is My Father's World by GenkaiFan reviews
In a desperate cry for help during the Graveyard scene, Harry receives help from his father. Only it isn't James Potter who answers! What if Harry not only had a Norse deity for a father, but was also a descendant of a Greek god as well? AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,909 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 4,143 - Follows: 3,601 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Harry P., Hades - Complete
A Lily by Any Other Name by savya398 reviews
Odin punishes Loki by casting him out of Asgard into the body of a mortal, where he grows up and lives another life. The consequences of which come back to haunt Harry Potter as he starts going through the trials of the Tri-Wizard Tournament. As if the discovery of other worlds and aliens weren't enough, Harry now has to face some unfortunate truths about his origins.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,548 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 2,066 - Follows: 2,974 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Loki, Thor
Survival of the Fittest by Marcielle's Musings reviews
When Harry is attacked by Dementors before his fifth year and is told that 'Ministry representatives will be calling at your place of residence shortly to destroy your wand' - he runs. There is no way he is letting anyone snap his wand. This is Harry's journey of self discovery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,432 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 2,132 - Follows: 2,731 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Harry P.
What You Make of It by njchrispatrick reviews
There is no stronger love in this world than the love a mother feels for her children. She cries for them, she worries about them, and she would die for them. Harry Potter learns a secret about his mother, his true mother, and one year later that secret becomes just what he needs to finally escape from the duty that was needlessly shoved onto him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,368 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 2,131 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Harry Crow by robst reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 24850 - Favs: 13,219 - Follows: 11,417 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter, the Geek by Andrius reviews
The summer before his fifth year, Harry obtains a computer and an internet connection. Two months later, he emerges a changed person, for what has been seen cannot be unseen. AU with the whole Harry Potter timeline moved forward to the modern day. References to internet memes, video games, anime, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,280 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,504 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Thorny Rose 3: A Spring Clean for the May Queen by Brennus reviews
The third and final part of the Thorny Rose trilogy. Voldemort is again without a body, Ron has vanished and our favourite couple now know the contents of the prophecy. More importantly, Sirius is getting married. What will Harry and Ginny do now to finally put the Wizarding World to rights.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 96,128 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
One Wizard Too Many by KUCrow1997 reviews
Harry gets picked for the Triwizard Tournament. He does not like this. Mayhem, destruction, and HHR. OOC Harry. M for violence and frequent profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,117 - Reviews: 1616 - Favs: 3,917 - Follows: 4,910 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Screw Them! by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter had enough of the stupidity of the Wizarding World. If they all believed that he was a dark wizard, just because he could talk to snakes, screw them! He didn't need them. And who ever said that all prophecies did come true? (No horcruxes).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,910 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 2,588 - Follows: 713 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry From Another World by sprinter1988 reviews
When things go wrong in one world, wizards seek help from another. Unfortunately what you want and what you get can sometimes be entirely different things. A tale featuring Harry, Hermione, Luna, Susan, Neville and a whole host of others. Loosely inspired by "The Meaning of Fear" by Rorschach's Blot. Rating for highly probable violence, and likely bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,548 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 2,955 - Follows: 3,892 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Lavender B.
My Life is a Game by Loner Kid reviews
(AU fic) Harry Potter wakes up one day, and found his life has been turned into a game! (Goes along with the novel, starts with novel 1): Preview: Harry was ten when that happened. There was a transparent screen floating in front of him. It said: Profile Name: Harry James Potter Age: 10 HP: 100/100 MP: 200/200 EXP: Lv0 0/10 PS: Under Rewrite. HIATUS-UNDER REWRITE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,178 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Harry P.
Harry Potter in: When Light and Dark and Evil play Chess by Thrans reviews
Harry dies leaving his twin sister as the girl who lived, now with following the plan of the 3rd overlord, he must bring about a new rain of evil to be reunited with his twin as save her from the manipulations of prophesy. Harem, Crossover, irregular update schedule.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,890 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Harry P.
Rise of the Wizards by Teufel1987 reviews
Voldemort's attempt at possessing Harry had a different outcome when Harry fought back with the "Power He Knows Not". This set a change in motion that shall affect both Wizards and Muggles. AU after fifth year: Featuring a darkish and manipulative Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 479,722 - Reviews: 3694 - Favs: 5,121 - Follows: 4,315 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
A Study in Magic by Books of Change reviews
When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently she was unprepared for the shock of finding the cause behind Harry Potter's disappearance. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 82 - Words: 516,000 - Reviews: 4629 - Favs: 4,804 - Follows: 4,339 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,295 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 1,991 - Follows: 2,169 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Children of Change by T. E. Tanglebrooke reviews
A 73 year old Harry dies in a tragic accident and finds himself in his 15 month old body again. Young!Tonks HP/NT/HG. currently year 3 Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or the universe he finds himself in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 286,698 - Reviews: 3473 - Favs: 5,359 - Follows: 6,310 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Zonkers by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Unknown to the rest of the Wizarding world, Harry is taken from the ruins of Godric's Hollow and is trained to become the man he needs to become. Who knew Monopoly could do all that?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,612 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Harry P.
Harry Potter: Game of the Year Edition by Flux Casey reviews
Harry Potter dies in the graveyard of Little Hangleton. GAME OVER. Start new game? Concept borrowed from Majin Hentai X and Chibi-Reaper.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,205 - Reviews: 1379 - Favs: 3,614 - Follows: 4,590 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Deus Ex Machina by Karmic Acumen reviews
It was a normal day, until newly turned 8 year-old Harry Potter decided to make a wish upon the dog star (even though he'd almost never actually seen it) and set off something in the Unlabeled Room in the Department of Mysteries. Turns out Dumbledore was wrong. Again. It wasn't love that the Unspeakables were studying down there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 292,433 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 1,944 - Follows: 1,213 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Marius B. - Complete
Form 2B by Brennus reviews
This just silly. It started as a nice little story about time travel, and now it's just got silly. His hair is too long for a wizard, too…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,803 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Beneath Azure Skies by Contramancer reviews
Sequel to 'On Crimson Wings', and dealing with the effects of the Draconic Duo, the Crimson Couple, on their fifth year at Hogwarts... and its effects on them. There'll be knights, dragons, damsels in distress, magic and mystery, sorcery and suspense... and love. Can Harry and Hermione keep their secret, with as many challenges as they must face? H/Hr, and some others as well...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,352 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 1,244 - Published: 11/9/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
On Crimson Wings by Contramancer reviews
Response to GoldenSteel's My gf is a what? challenge. GoF: Hermione has a secret. One that even she doesn't know. When she unearths a highly dangerous ritual to help Harry in the first task, the two of them never expected that secret to hit them both and change them into Great Dragons! Are they doomed to be treated as beasts? What does this mean for the TWT? H/Hr; AD/RW/MW putdown.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,512 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 1,818 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Three Reasons by fringeperson reviews
What were Demetors doing on Privet Drive, anyway? Harry has some theories, and none of them are nice. Oneshot. Drabble. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 85 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Second Chances by Zaxarus reviews
James Potter's secret, Sirius Black's letter and a meeting with a Slytherin lady will change Harry's life forever. How will his friends and foes react when friendship and love blossom between the golden boy and the ice queen? parings HP/DG, HG/NL. Happens after the PoA. Sequel is up (HP and the Congregation of the Asp) Warning: Ron/Molly/Dumbledore bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 271,587 - Reviews: 1595 - Favs: 2,353 - Follows: 1,857 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Hermione G., Neville L.] - Complete
Half Alive Half Dead by MK-ONE reviews
Oh what the hell... I was feeling a little quirky one night and started to write a dark humor Harry fic.Harry has an accident and decides to do things his way. Maybe not a nice way, but expedient and at times...funny. MK-ONE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,490 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Turn of the Shrew by Suekeiichi Kaiton reviews
Harry is thrown thirty years into the past during the Horcrux Hunt and decides to enact sweeping changes with the help of the gorgeous Black Sisters. This is a dark comedy with some horror elements mixed in but WARNING: THIS FIC WILL CONTAIN GRAPHIC DEPICTIONS OF DEATH, GORE, AND ONE INSTANCE OF RAPE! R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,063 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 1,779 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Andromeda T., Narcissa M.
Forging Destiny by White Angel of Auralon reviews
When Harry left the Dursley's after blowing up his aunt he didn't imagine how his life would change. Meeting a man who can bring light to the past, Harry discovers secrets kept from him his whole life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 166,770 - Reviews: 2409 - Favs: 5,009 - Follows: 3,688 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Fairy Champions: Tale of Time by Zabyne reviews
The war is all but lost. Harry along with Hermione and Luna are the only real resistance left, but even they are forced to live in hiding. Hope however comes in the form of a request from the Fae Queen Lilith, giving the group the chance to turn the tides of the war before it even begins. Response to Paladeus' "Champions of Lilith" challenge. Grey Harry. Time-Travel. H/HG/LL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,910 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 1,604 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
A Cunning Slytherin by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,571 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Daphne G., Harry P. - Complete
H J Potter by S.M wane reviews
Who would expect that sharing a simple kiss with his best friend was all it needed to begin a journey far beyond his greatest imagination? Soul-bond fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 563,028 - Reviews: 3066 - Favs: 4,635 - Follows: 3,491 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,958 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Nothing to Lose by Writing Warriors reviews
This story, as a few are in the world of Harry Potter fanfiction, stems from one of those many ideas of Rorschachs Blot, entitled "Nothing to Lose." One of the areas this story will explore is the possible impact on Harry Potter and friends of the isolation that our dear old friend, Albus Dumbledore, always fed to him: this isolation will make up its own reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,681 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 2,360 - Follows: 1,985 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A New Chance Continued by pyrodaemon reviews
Managing to kill Lord Voldemort, Harry now faces the fates themselves. Watch as he's thrown back in time to his eleven year old self and given a second chance at life, a chance to right past wrongs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 118,678 - Reviews: 2003 - Favs: 4,644 - Follows: 5,911 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Growing Up Black by Elvendork Nigellus reviews
What if Harry had been rescued from the Dursleys at age six and raised as the heir of the Noble and Most Ancient, etc.? This is the story of Aries Sirius Black. AU. Part I complete. Part II in progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 69 - Words: 234,225 - Reviews: 4258 - Favs: 5,675 - Follows: 5,811 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Rebellion by TatraMegami reviews
Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 2,232 - Follows: 1,342 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Train to Nowhere by Joshua The Evil Guy reviews
Harry Potter, the Chosen One, dies. He took one of the trains in the dream with Dumbledore instead of going back, where all his close friends and Ginny had already been killed. The train takes him to... an arcade?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,678 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 356 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Wizards Fall by Bobmin356 reviews
A different spin on the Potter Verse featuring a manipulative Dumbledore and an evil worse than Voldemort. A look at what could drive three people to destroy the Wizarding World.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 143,427 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 485 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Families and Familiars by Sherza reviews
Hogwarts is alive. Familiars are more than mere pets, and Harry Potter has a destiny far greater than he knows. Enemies of the Heir, beware, for under his guidance a new future will be forged, either for good or for ill.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 138,835 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 2,530 - Follows: 1,906 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2401 - Favs: 2,222 - Follows: 1,618 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 14851 - Favs: 7,984 - Follows: 7,085 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Getting Away by fringeperson reviews
If he's lucky, the freak will be killed in a back alley somewhere. Vernon signs Harry's permission slip for Hogsmeade trips in exchange for Harry leaving Privet Drive for the rest of the summer. Understandably, stuff happens. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,908 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 1,772 - Follows: 436 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Remus Lupin, PI by Larry Huss reviews
Remus Lupin didn't graduate from Hogwarts to become an odd-jobs man. He always knew he would be fighting the good fight, he just didn't know on which side of the Law. In the end,he made his own side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,989 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Remus L. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 4,305 - Follows: 1,656 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Defenders of Anarchy by fringeperson reviews
Hermione was a St Trinian's Girl before going to Hogwarts. This had an interesting effect on the friends she made and the friendships she maintained. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & St. Trinian's - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,331 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 151 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 8,125 - Follows: 1,762 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Wand Shop Sketch by NothingPretentious reviews
"Do you have any wands?" - "Well," Ollivander exclaimed, "I'm afraid we don't get much call for them around these parts, sir." - "Not mu-? they're the most popular tool for casting spells in the world!" - "Not round these parts, sir," Ollivander smiled.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/18/2011 - G. Ollivander - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 2,389 - Follows: 400 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Run Away by fringeperson reviews
complete, oneshot drabble, don't own. Harry was running away from Privet Drive in the summer between his second and third years at Hogwarts. Why, oh WHY, would he go back there the following summer?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 131 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Wizard Behind the Wheel by willyolioleo reviews
Who knew that getting a driver's license could be such a hassle? Epilogue fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,975 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 124 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Harry P., Ron W.
Souls Abound by robst reviews
This story came from an idea of there being more than one version of Voldemort running around, due to his horcruxes being activated. Story begins with the Tom - Harry confrontation in the Chamber of Secrets. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 128,682 - Reviews: 2376 - Favs: 3,189 - Follows: 2,103 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Chance Meeting by Clell65619 reviews
After the fall of Voldemort, some people could deal with what they had to do in the War, others could not. Harry had pretty much left Wizarding Britain, thought not magic. Having a quiet drink in a pub, someone from his past re-enters his life HP/TD/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,698 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 2,140 - Follows: 2,044 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Harry P., Tracey D.
Who’s Afraid of the Dentists’ Daughter? by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Muggleborn Hermione Granger is sorted into Slytherin, but after a nasty prank goes wrong and gives her red eyes, her classmates become convinced that she’s the Dark Lord’s heir.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,620 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 1,525 - Follows: 1,816 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Hermione G.
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8545 - Favs: 10,389 - Follows: 7,851 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
The Magical Doctor by Maloran reviews
After reading his parent's will, Harry discovers a major project started by his mum. Upon completion, Harry and his friends go on a wild trip through time and space, with the occasional crossing with the Doctor, of course.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,114 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 7/23/2008
Sirius Sets Things Right by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 270 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 259 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10443 - Favs: 13,077 - Follows: 5,346 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
And Now For Something Completely Different by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Harry and Luna head to Gotham to visit her Uncle Alfred. Things don't go as anybody expects, least of all the supers of Gotham... HP/Batman crossover. AU.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 1,583 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Harry P.
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4218 - Favs: 8,348 - Follows: 3,818 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Spliced by Maloran reviews
Hearing of a new Muggle breakthrough, Harry tries it, and becomes more than anyone's ever seen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,601 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Harry P.
Potions Mishap by dogbertcarroll reviews
Ginny slips Harry a potion to help him get over his nightmares, but having nightmares about your red haired mother's death and then combining them with wet dreams about a red haired girl... just might be a bit confusing. Mind Healer Luna is on the case!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,809 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Tipsy Time Travel Tale by Yunaine reviews
Harry gets dragged back in time to change the future. He has no intention of taking anything lying down again and decides to have some fun. - Set during all Hogwarts school years; Harry/Luna; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,217 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 2,285 - Follows: 2,683 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 2,100 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5417 - Favs: 10,210 - Follows: 3,081 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2368 - Favs: 2,665 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Behind the Trash Cans by Lady FoxFire reviews
While taking out the trash, a business man discover something unexpected behind the trash cans
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,320 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 1,551 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Unfinished Business by Ramos reviews
Hermione Granger dies in a potions accident during her final year at Hogwarts. She's not thrilled when she comes back as a ghost, and really not happy at the idea of spending eternity haunting Severus Snape's classroom. This story is being reposted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,744 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 2,049 - Follows: 237 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
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Causality loop
In back to the future, when the past is changed, photos, newspapers and such from the future change. What does that mean for Harry Potter reading his own books?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2
Challenge: Loki is Sirius reviews
Slightly inspired by the first HP Avengers crossover I read, combined with the fact that I have seen Loki is Harry/James/Lily, and wondered, why not Sirius?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 7/3/2014
Harry the TV fan reviews
Dudley was always watching TV, even if he wouldn't have been allowed to be in the room, Harry could have, even would have, seen things through the doorway. One-shots as they occur to me, of Harry using ideas from the TV to save the day. As usual, if you like the idea, help yourself, just let me know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Harry P.
Harry Fudd reviews
Got bored, wrote this. If you like it feel free to continue it, just let me know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Song words reviews
Got bored, so I change Wierd Al's "One more minute" lyrics to be sung at the sacking of a teacher, presumably by Fred and George, or one of the fun(ner) Harry's, with backers. Thought it could be fun for a bad Snape being sacked.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Complete
Harry Gat reviews
A trip to Stilwater left a young Harry Potter to be raised by Aiesha and Johnny Gat. What happens when the boy who lived is raised by the most dangerous man on the planet. This will be one-shots, and will not be finished. As with everything I put on here, if you like it, take it, run with it. Let me know so I can read it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Saints Row - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 8/28/2013
Wizard of Steel reviews
What if Harry mistook some accidental magic for a superpower. What if he decided to try and learn his 'powers' based on comics. What if... It worked. Faster than a speeding snitch, more powerful than a giant. able to leap hogwarts in a single bound. He is the Wizard of Steel.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Harry P., Vernon D.
Harry The Punisher reviews
The ministry has failed to do anything about Voldemort, and Harry has lost one person too many. When a movie inspires him, turns out the power he knows not is a lot of bullets.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013
Joker Potter reviews
Vernon arranged an accident for his nephew. Harry saw the funny side. I may do a full story, but most likely there will just be bits of a story. Feel free to take this and make it your own, just let me know so I can read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013
Joker Potter, Scenes from the future reviews
I like my Joker Potter character, and have some ideas for the future. Some may not happen. If I think of another way to write the same scene I may choose the new one for the story. If I have alternatives in advance, let me know which is best. Mention the Title as they may move around, so the same scenes are together.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013