Yuki Suou
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Joined 01-08-13, id: 4471334
Author has written 11 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Lord of the Rings, Hobbit, Harry Potter, Dracula Untold, Vampire Knight, and Chronicles of Narnia.
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Kingsfoil by Raider-K reviews
Love has the power to heal the deepest wounds. Set during LOTR. Thranduil/OC. #ElvenKingsNeedLoveToo!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,504 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 23h - Published: 9/29/2014 - Thranduil
Ahoy There, Captain by joanvindiesel reviews
In a magical world where nearly anything is possible Harry Potter finds himself playing matchmaker, determined to give Sirius a happily ever after before he ends up dying in the Battle of the Ministry. That is, if that's what the future will still hold after he's through with the past. Featuring Cummings from 'Oh Captain, My Captain' fame. Time travely (TARDIS not included).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,606 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 2/24 - Sirius B., OC
Jackie Boy and the Adventures of a Wacky Winter Spirit by sprinkles888 reviews
When you've lived alone for three hundred years, suddenly being a part of a group can be quite the adventure. Especially when that group slowly starts to become your family. A one-shot and arc collection, featuring your favorite dorky Guardians. Absolute fluff ahead. (Early chapters being rewritten.)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 57,081 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 10/16/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, North, Tooth
Skin Deep by Epilachna reviews
Thranduil knows better than any that beauty is only skin deep, but what does he believe lies underneath? Early Third Age.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 138,933 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 1,269 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 12/27/2013 - [The Elven King of Mirkwood, OC]
A Borrowed Voice by Quantumphysica reviews
A young man survives a car crash that should have killed him… but when he wakes from his coma, he no longer understands English. He speaks gibberish... or so the doctors think; they don't know Old Quenya after all. When he meets Maka Smith, speech therapist and oath-bound kinslayer, an unlikely mission from the Valar forces them to work together… whether they like it or not.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 69,348 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Maglor
Stirring the leaves by Kindle-the-Stars reviews
"Your presence here in Middle-Earth is like the wind in the trees, Miss Darrow," Gandalf said, smoke wreathed around his head. "You may stir the branches, even knock loose a few leaves, but the tree itself remains untouched." Thorin/OC
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 330,920 - Reviews: 2418 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 1,854 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 5/24/2013
To Call A Place Home by missmusicluver reviews
Harry won the war. It's a couple months afterwards, and unexpectedly, he's quite literally picked up off the face of the world and shoved into another. One where Harry Potter died a long time ago and the Potter family's still fighting a war with a Dark Lord whose ruling over the world one muggle murder at a time. They say he's their only hope. Harry just really doesn't want in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,546 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 2,587 - Follows: 3,709 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P.
The Golden and the Black by Amarie Vanyarin reviews
Glorfindel is not the only one to be rebodied and sent back to Middle Earth. Eru has decided that Maeglin deserves a second chance - one which the prince of Gondolin is not sure he is happy with, especially when he finds that he has been rebodied as an elfmaid under the same roof as the balrog slayer.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,265 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 1/5 - [Glorfindel, Maeglin] Elrond, Galadriel
Skip Beat: Tangled by kaitlynchosenisme reviews
Far, far away, a girl lies locked up in a tower. she's relatively normal...except for her hair which can magically glow when she sings and is roughly 70 feet long... what happens when a popular Disney story and a funny romance manga mix? fun that's what! Chapter 7 is posted and ready for your inspection! read, enjoy and if you can, leave a review yeah? :)
Skip Beat! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 60,425 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Kyoko M., Ren
Bargaining and Gambling with Death by MusesatMidnight reviews
After an unfortunate event Teru finds she has been saved by some meddlesome gods who decide to throw her into Middle Earth. Falling quite literally into the middle of the council she has to join the Fellowship. To add to all this, she isn't exactly human any more... Chapter 13 of Gambling with Death arc now up! (02/03/15)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 199,585 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Frodo B., Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli
The Living Death by newTweetiebird reviews
What if the Fellowship of the Ring consisted of a 10th member? What if that member was Haradrim? This is the retelling of the tale of the Fellowship's journey to destroy the Ring of Power from a very different perspective. Boromir x OC x Eomer. UPDATED!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 181,191 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Boromir, Eomer
Into the Tide by Sierra of the Stars reviews
An Ent awakens after centuries of slumber, and goes in search of the Entwives. As he walks, he remembers fragments of his distant past- but there is one memory that continues to elude him.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5 - Ents
I've Seen Hell by CeffylGwyn reviews
It is said that Thorin Oakenshield, one of the mighty dwarven kings of old; is buried deep under the Lonely Mountain. Tales tell of the Great Age he lived in, but for many, including Hlífhrím, a young dwarf-woman from the Longbeard clan; these are just myths and legends - small glimmers of hope in a world growing ever darker. For this is the Fifth Age and Middle-Earth has changed.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 136,720 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 1/30/2013 - [Thorin, OC]
Not by the hand of man by Amarie Vanyarin reviews
Gandalf the wizard tries to cheer Glorfindel up after the War of the Ring by introducing him to a Shieldmaiden of Rohan. There have been several versions of this already written. And also a cartoon. I hope you enjoy reading mine...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/21 - Gandalf, Meriadoc B., Eowyn, Glorfindel - Complete
The Red Tower of Ecthelion by annafan reviews
An exhausted Lothiriel takes refuge from her day of helping the Healers during the battle of Pelennor. She falls asleep in a half-ruined guard tower on the walls, but is awakened by the arrival of a battle weary warrior, a horselord from the north.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,206 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/19 - Eomer, Lothíriel
Not Exactly Proper by TheVillageOfBree reviews
Alice Primm is rather well off, her grandmother is rich and her future husband is perfect. Everything is going well. Until some strange pirate decides to show up in her life and ruin everything. eventual Jack Sparrow/OC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,459 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, OC
From Planet Earth to Middle Earth by crystalessences reviews
Four teens getting mysteriously transported to Middle Earth. The question now is why? And how are they going to change the well known story? T for swearing (and my paranoia) Pairings are unsure... *Currently being edited and updated, see ch.11 for info!*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,300 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Legolas, Faramir, Theodred
The Fellowship Of Insanity by radishesandspectraspects reviews
Join the Fellowship as they drive each other crazy on their mission to destroy the One Ring. And making sure that Merry doesn't eat it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 44,796 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Frodo B., Legolas
Home with the Fairies by I-Mushi reviews
We've all seen the horribly butchered and cliché girl-falls-into-Middle-Earth stories. So is it possible to make a semi-realistic one? Follow Maddie on her own adventure exploring Middle Earth as the opposite of a Tenth Walker.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 242,152 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 1,229 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Boromir, Eowyn, Faramir, Eomer
Gorthauro Estel by Sauron Gorthaur reviews
What if Sauron had not fled? What if he had taken Eonwe's advice and returned to Valinor to be judged at the beginning of the Second Age? Could he have found redemption, forgiveness, even love?
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 76,718 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 11/1/2013 - [Sauron, OC] Aulë, Eönwë
Saving Icarus by kohakumiyu reviews
This story tells the old tale of a girl who thought she would never fall in love and could never be loved. In the end, she was only half right. She fell in love, but still couldn't be loved, because the golden elf-lord loved another. Right?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,491 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Glorfindel
Children of Middle Earth by TolkienScribe reviews
Glimpses of the past of our beloved characters of Middle Earth. A collection of one-shots showing a part of their childhood and their youth. Rated T for safety. All characters, all ratings except M and all genres. In progress. Part of the Green Leaves universe.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,754 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 10/16/2014
The Dark Lord by horseyyay reviews
LOTR from Sauron's POV. My weird take on whats going on in Mordor and Sauron's mind during LOTR. Plot twists are coming... Rated T for violence and occasional language. My first fanfic so read and review please. AU thankyou to all my faithful readers who have been with me to the end.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 51,347 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Sauron - Complete
Call Me Maybe by Brigid the Fae reviews
They say that soul mates have a connection. It can spread as wide as countries, but what if it reached other realms? From meeting in dreams to meeting in person and beyond, two elves learn much about each other and themselves. NOW COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 383,890 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 1/29/2013 - [Legolas, Elf] Haldir, OC - Complete
In Imladris He Dwells by Lou-deadfroggy reviews
Glorfindel was returned with a purpose: to prepare the way for someone else. The Valar gave him great gifts to help him and the directions to one who would share this burden. No name, just a line to help him find them: in Imladris he dwells.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 34,723 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Glorfindel, Erestor
Oneshot: On The Farthest Shore by colouredred reviews
If the distance of the seas between them were not enough, then time, too, was willing to test them - but not for anything would she ever give up on him. She had always known they would meet again, even if he had to sail to the farthest of shores to reach her. Thranduil/OC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2014 - Thranduil, OC - Complete
Random Incidents of the Twenty-First Nome by bandcrazy01 reviews
Just a collection of silly happenings. First three in Amos' point of view.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,028 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Bast, Amos K., Felix, Walt S.
Groundhog GDIME by annafan reviews
Charlize has read all the fanfics, she knows all the tricks... All she has to do is follow the tried and tested methods for falling into Middle Earth, and she'll get the elven prince of her dreams. And if at first you don't succeed, try, try again... and again... and again. Not a Legomance (but not for want of trying on Charlize's part). The fic where everyone gets a happy ending!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 79,835 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Human, Legolas, Boromir, Aragorn - Complete
Lingering Faith by MisticLight reviews
A protector of Lothlórien is drawn towards the adventure of the Fellowship when they pass through the land. Adding a bold Elleth to the journey can't hurt, can it? Legolas/OC.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 114,515 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Legolas, Haldir
Stars and Shadows by Guilty.Ink reviews
Just this once, maybe the charismatic Aidou Hanabusa would fall for the absolute average — not that he knew exactly why, when or how it had happened. AidouOC.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,730 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 1/29/2013 - [Hanabusa A., OC]
HwtF Drabble Collection by I-Mushi reviews
Various drabbles written in the HwtF universe. Many are practicing pairings or otherwise following plot lines that deviate too much from the HwtF story. None of these are betaed and several inspired under the influence of wine, so fair warning.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,186 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Boromir, Eomer
The Great Perhaps by alaska23 reviews
A girl who's crazy with everything Tolkien created and mad with fan-fictions, finds herself in the middle of the Middle-Earth! I try to keep the characters realistic as much as I can. T because of the language at some points, and also for the possible romance on further chapters ;) [Kili/OC][Both Book and Movieverse & also some additional original content]
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 108,768 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 12/23/2013 - [Kili, OC] Gandalf, Fili
How To Survive In Middle Earth When You're A Teenaged Girl by Peppery Mints reviews
When you get dumped into Middle Earth, you start missing things. Little things. You know, like toilets. And hairbrushes. And tampons. And people who speak English. You know what else? Canon is super-easy to mess up. Now the whole world may end and it's all because of me.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,101 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Boromir, Legolas, Eomer, OC
The Trouble With Good Intentions by nyx thranduillon reviews
An elfling discovers squirrels are not always cute, books don't mix well with water and a kings time is very precious. Written for Teitho. Prompt - No Time.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
The Problem with Hogwarts by nosmaeth reviews
A small one-shot (or four drabbles) concerning the Houses of Hogwarts...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Complete
No Matter How Tall by faustBZ reviews
Thranduil is the King of the Woodland Realm, he has fought in the Battle of Dagorlad, has faced orcs and spiders. He is a redoubtable warrior and a respected negotiator. But to tell a tiny elfling "no" might prove to be out of his league. Alas, he must, he must!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
You Can Fly by Miriel Tolkien reviews
Key moments of Kili's life as highlighted by the most wonderful Disney song ever that I will now proceed to spoil for you. You're welcome. 0:) One-shot. T for minor descriptions of completed violence.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/10/2014 - Thorin, Fili, Kili, Dis - Complete
Visiting Hours by jellyjay reviews
Or five people who visited Riza Hawkeye during what she calls her longer than necessary stay at Central General Hospital's Intensive Care Unit
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,279 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2014 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Greenleaf's Day Out by SOTWK reviews
While his parents are away from home, a mischievous young Legolas escapes from his nursemaid's charge and spends the day tailing the elves he idolizes most...his four older brothers. Both chaos and comedy ensue!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,135 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 3/13/2014 - Legolas, Thranduil, OC
Trapped As A Mary Sue II by o0-Key-0o reviews
May the butchering of the canon continue, in 'The Two Towers.' The faceless evil now has a name, and her plot is only becoming more twisted. New: Chapter 6! (I kid you not!)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,108 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 6/28/2003
Estel Learns to Speak to Trees by ScribeofHeroes reviews
A young Aragorn surprises his reluctant teacher by being an extraordinary student.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2014 - Aragorn, Legolas, Elrohir, Elladan - Complete
We Think Of The Children by TMI Fairy reviews
A crack!fic take on the Amon Hen incident
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Complete
Highlight by Araloth the Random reviews
"First, Legolas was an Elf. Second, there was a part of him, and I didn't know how dominant that part might be, which wanted to kill me. Third, I was unconditionally, irrevocably, iridescently and vacillatingly obsessed with long words..." A very Twilight-esque parody featuring Elves in the 21st century, teenage angst and instant pasta.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,892 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Legolas
A Very Hobbit Hogwarts: Quarrelsome Quidditch by CeffylGwyn reviews
It is the first Quidditch match of the season and all the Dwarven Professors gather at the grandstands to cheer on their favourite teams. Things get a bit competitive when quarrels break out about...well...just about everything under the sun really. Just a bit of light-hearted fun. Crack!Fic. AU. *COMPLETE*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Thorin, Bofur, Ori, Nori - Complete
Skip Beat! Changing by kaitlynchosenisme reviews
When Kyoko was 4, she made a bet with a fairy that by the time she turned 18, she'd be happily in love...obviously...that didn't happen. So what happens when she turns 18 and she has to pay the piper for the bet? Changes will occur for certain. Rated T to be safe. Read, Review and Enjoy! Chapter 2 up and ready for review!
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,857 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Kyoko M., Ren
Diluted by ncfan reviews
Maglor's untapped skill in magic.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Maglor, Curufin, Celebrimbor, Fëanor - Complete
444 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Amestris by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
There are lots of things you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Amestris...too bad our favorite characters are going to do it all anyway. The country can use all the chaos it can get! How many headaches can one group of people cause? Let's find out!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 37,896 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Edward E., Roy M., Alphonse E., Riza H.
The 10th Companion by rellimmes reviews
"She has been asleep for over 500 years, though for how many years in her world we do not know. Once a human, she has now been immortalized and transformed into one of us; powerful, deadly yet wisened in so many ways, beautiful as the night is long. It is time for her to wake." Legolas/OC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,755 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Legolas - Complete
The Adventures of Avery One-Eye by KrnYong reviews
Another "Girl falls into M.E." story, but with realism. Avery Petersen is an ordinary girl who happens to go through a wormhole and ends up in the Old Forest near the Shire. She's blind in one eye, doesn't speak the language, and isn't athletic, but she thirsts for adventure. Will she be able to survive Middle-Earth with faulty depth perception and no muscle to speak of? R&R please
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,436 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 2/1/2013
Two Sisters by CaptainTyphlosion reviews
Amelia and Rae Matthews are unexpectedly thrown into Middle Earth after a car crash. Were they meant to fall into Middle Earth? How does their involvement in the Fellowship affect the events of the destruction of the One Ring? Legolas/OC & Eomer/OC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 118,822 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Legolas, Eomer
The Journal by Basil101 reviews
A girl from our time finds an empty old journal at the attic and a series of correspondence begins between her and the Prince of Mirkwood through the journal.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,793 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Legolas
Dismissing Shadows by Noldesse reviews
Written for the January 2014 Teitho challenge. Legolas and Lady Galadriel have a discussion about the origins of the Noldor-Sindar feud. Legolas has an idea for resolving this lingering hatred. References to The Silmarillion fully explained. Rating for descriptions of war/death. Inspired by my series. Stand-alone.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Legolas, Galadriel, Thranduil - Complete
Old Tales by ncfan reviews
Éowyn knew few tales of the Elves and the Elder Days, but there was one very familiar to her.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Eowyn, Grima W., Idril C., Maeglin - Complete
Just One of Those Days by Marshmellowtime reviews
People say when life sucks, you make it better. So if you wake up one morning, find out you're a ghost, and that the only one that can see you is a idiot prince with an obssesion for becoming immortal- can things even get better? Ling/Oc/Greed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 359,810 - Reviews: 1159 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Greed, Ling Y. - Complete
The Assassin Wore White by apAidan reviews
In canon, healers and mediwitches were seemingly spared from the predations of the Death Eaters during both Blood Wars. St. Mungo's would have been a very soft target, but it stood inviolate. One patient was attacked, but the hospital and it's staff were spared. The question is, why? What could have kept mad killers in check? As with a great many other things, Poppy knew.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,434 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 93 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Narcissa M., Tom R. Jr., OC, Poppy P. - Complete
One Sue to Rule Them All by Bronze Cat reviews
The Council of Elrond is interrupted by a most unwelcome visitor and not even Gandalf and Elrond can fight off her powers. She is the deadly, the terrible, Mary Sue. Now a multi-chapter featuring the Fabulous Saruman, Orcs who shimmy, llamas, as many coconuts as you could want and the one and only Julian. And poor Sauron isn't exactly feeling himself either...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,761 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Gandalf, Aragorn, Sauron, Glorfindel
A Game of Hide and Sorrow by SerenLyall reviews
As the sun begins to set, turning the summer sky from azure to star-strewn violet, yet Elrond and Elros are nowhere to be found. As he searches for the wayward boys, Maglor begins to realize just what the twin sons of Earendil and Elwing have come to mean to him.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Elrond, Elros, Maglor - Complete
Beautiful by ncfan reviews
Lúthien's opinion on her looks.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Luthien T. - Complete
Meeting Not Forgotten by TolkienScribe reviews
In the gardens of Rivendell, Bilbo is caught up with both age and memories of the past. But it is quiet and peaceful and he has a companion to reminisce with. Not romance. Complete. Please Read and Review! :)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Bilbo B., Thranduil - Complete
100 Dumb Ways to Die by Elf With Redbull reviews
10 chapters, 10 places, 10 ways, 100 of the dumbest ways to die in Middle Earth. Parody of 'Dumb Ways to Die', exploring the dumbest ways possible to die in Middle Earth!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Complete
The Waiting Room by aitchtee reviews
After dying but before reaching their ultimate destination several beings from Middle-Earth have to be 'processed' by a middle ranking supreme being.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Gandalf, Boromir, Théoden, Witch-King of Angmar - Complete
A Stern Talking by Goldie Gamgee reviews
Peregrin Took is now the proud father of Faramir Took. However, Pippin remembers how he was as a child, and he doesn't want Faramir to turn out the same. One-shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Peregrin T., Diamond T. - Complete
Bilbo's Gift List by fantasychica37 reviews
As Bilbo's last Yule in Middle-earth approaches, he wants to give everyone the best gift ever... but old and senile Hobbits with Ring-fried brains aren't too good at gift-giving... Part 7 in 12 Days of Christmas Tolkien fic series. Oh yeah, message me if you think I should do anyone else (to whom Bilbo would plausibly send a gift)!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Bilbo B., Gandalf, Aragorn, Elrond
Why Santa doesn't do Middle Earth by aitchtee reviews
Ever wonder why the guy in the red suit isn't calling in to Middle -Earth? Here's why.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Elrond, Glorfindel - Complete
Dear Writers of FanFiction by A Vulcan's Kiss reviews
The ℱellowship of The ℛing would like to have a few words with us concerning some of the cliché stories that are abundant on this branch. I suppose we can say that the most of them are a tad bit peeved • Canon and Pairings, mostly • Will accept Requests/Suggestions • Chapter 47: "Treebeard ON - Run, Forest, RUN!" • Please Read • T for safety • R&R! • 100,000 HITS! • CH47UP!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 47 - Words: 6,390 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Aragorn, Legolas, Arwen U., Elrond
Blood Curdling Sight Seeing in the Middle Earth by TMI Fairy reviews
Lacking faith in her charms Olga, the GiME of the story, does not ogle the immaculate beauty of a certain Prince, nor the rugged good looks of a certain Ranger. She even gives the emo beefcake a pass. She appreciates the sights instead! Unspoilt nature and architectural marvels are her thing! The world is Tolkien's, stupid ideas are mine. Androidilenya edited, betaed and expanded.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,718 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Aragorn, Boromir, OC, Gimli - Complete
The Harry Potter Conspiracy by LinzRW reviews
Scorpius Malfoy and James Potter II arrive at Hogwarts and what do they find? Harry Potter is the most evil wizard of all time, the prophecy is a lie, and Dumbledore is a homosexual criminal mastermind...So what's Voldemort doing in the picture?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,337 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Scorpius M., James S. P.
Oh Lord, Give Me Wings that I May Fly by SerenLyall reviews
An accident leaves Elrond badly injured, and neither Maedhros or Maglor can fathom just what caused the young Elf-child to jump. But the answer to their questions is, perhaps, not that which either want to hear.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Elrond, Elros, Maedhros, Maglor - Complete
Dailies by Strix 4 reviews
We've seen the adventures. But what went on behind closed doors in between action shots? A gaggle of oneshots detailing the daily lives of Roy Mustang and his squad. Hints of Ed/Win, Roy/Riza, and parental Roy/Ed. Rated T for language
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 91,602 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Roy M., Edward E.
Learning To Share by Quantumphysica reviews
"Okay, so I have to share a body with a mortal. But why for Odin's sake did it have to be such an ugly mortal!" Loki wakes up and finds himself in the body of the 17-year-old Lori. Little problem: Lori is in there as well... How will our favorite god of mischief cope sharing a head with a chubby bigmouthed redhead? No mushy Loki/OC!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,317 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Loki - Complete
Blood Curdling Sight Seeing - how it could have ended - v 20 by TMI Fairy reviews
A "Blood Curdling Sight Seeing in the Middle Earth" off-shot. A "what if" exploring the scenario where Olga and Boromir had not fallen at Morannon. Lovingly betaed by annafan, without whose prodding this piece would never have been written.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,568 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2013 - [Boromir, OC] - Complete
Misunderstood Beauty by I-Mushi reviews
A brief drabble about a Lake-town woman who encounters the Elves of Mirkwood, and a certain prince.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Legolas - Complete
Hot Chocolate by jellyjay reviews
That first year at the Hawkeye estate, Riza Hawkeye didn't like her father's apprentice very much and all Roy Mustang wanted to do was get to know his Sensei's daughter. Premanga!Royai Drabble Series.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 40,136 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
The Unlikely Visitor by Quantumphysica reviews
Thrown into the Void as a bodiless fëa, Sauron hadn't expected to get out there any time soon. No wonder thus that suddenly crashing stark naked into a different world came as a bit of a surprise... Will he cope with the wizarding world, Hogwarts, and the messy Weasley family, or are we in for disaster? Either way, it's gonna be a rough ride...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 91,379 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Ginny W., Sauron - Complete
Between a Rock and a Hard Place by Daeril Ullothwen reviews
...or, 'Between an Elf and Two Hobbits'. Aragorn is inflicted with a 'wound' he doesn't actually mind, but Merry and Pippin are very concerned for their new friend. It doesn't help the poor Ranger when the hobbits are joined by a highly amused Prince of Mirkwood.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Peregrin T., Aragorn, Legolas, Arwen U. - Complete
A Very Hobbit Hogwarts by CeffylGwyn reviews
It is the beginning of year feast and all the professors have been replaced with our company. Dwarven hilarity ensues when the three youngest members of the group are to be sorted into their houses. Just a bit of light-hearted fun. Crack!Fic. AU. *COMPLETE*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Thorin, Bofur, Nori, Kili - Complete
The Scoop on the Rings by F Le Rulz reviews
A young reporter gets lost while trying to locate a crime scene, and finds herself interfering with an orc attack. How will she cope with suddenly being in a medieval world that's facing an oncoming apocalypse, and how will she land her front page story?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,963 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Boromir
Warriors Proud by Ellfine reviews
Getting cut down during the Battle of Helm's Deep was only the beginning of Haldir's problems…
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 89,103 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Haldir, Rúmil, Celeborn - Complete
re S I N H E A R T by marmaroth reviews
Chapter Ten: "I'm a little girl with a broken arm and you can smell me, I'm human, I'm normal, right? Just take me to him. It's not like I'll be able to do anything in a room full of chimera and a homunculi!" OC world-insert, manga/Brotherhood. Pen name formerly nagashinokuro.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,191 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Edward E., Ling Y., Izumi C.
Bombarded by LuxaLucifer reviews
"Why are you so sad?" Maedhros was shaken out of his reverie by a timid voice coming from around his knees. He looked down and found his legs bombarded by two wide-eyed, dark-haired boys with unbearably cute twin expressions of wonder. Maedhros looked back up. Warnings for unbearably cute twins.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Elrond, Elros, Maedhros - Complete
His Russet Hair by LuxaLucifer reviews
It is the Mereth Aderthad, the Feast of Reuniting, and Maglor is enjoying good food, fine wine, and, well, rather mediocre entertainment. He does not expect the minstrel to begin singing a cruel song about his brother, nor the reuniting to actually happen.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Maglor, Maedhros, Fingon - Complete
Meeting At The Lowermost Circle by TolkienScribe reviews
At the celebrations of his daughter's wedding to Aragorn, the King of Gondor, Elrond meets a stranger. Oneshot. Complete. Rated T only for safety. Genres: Mystery, Family and Suspense. Please read and review. :)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Aragorn, Arwen U., Elrond - Complete
The Awkward Moment When by Chamelaucium reviews
New Chapters for Return of the King are up! A collection of awkward and embarrassing moments between not just members of the Fellowship, but many other characters too. Set both during the events leading up to the War of the Ring and in the days of peace that followed, the poor inhabitants of Middle-earth just can't have a quiet life.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 25,697 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Complete
19 Ways to Annoy Legolas by bookfreak1317 reviews
Title says it all. Each chapter is dedicated to a different way to annoy Legolas. This is NOT a list story. Completed for the last time!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,630 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Legolas - Complete
After Defeat Come Victory by TolkienScribe reviews
When one admits defeat, then victory comes. And as Thranduil comes in terms with Elrond's fateful letter, the wise ElvenKing must do the same. Please read and review. :) Part of the Green Leaves Universe.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
Innocent Lines by TolkienScribe reviews
Innocents lines that were put in by the historians say little but hint much. A humorous one-shot about the time when Legolas Greenleaf comes by a certain line that interests the Race of Men to this day. Complete. Please read and review. :)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Legolas, Eomer, Lothíriel - Complete
Dear Blank, Sincerely Blank by QueenKira reviews
Humorous exchanges between characters that always start with 'Dear', and end with 'Sincerely'. Drabble fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 81 - Words: 5,487 - Reviews: 2380 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
In a Time of War by Luckynumber28 reviews
1942, German occupied France. After an aiding a Résistance attack on a Nazi supply train, Delphine Rousseau finds a strange pair of children in the winter wood. The twin boys speak no French and do not understand the world they find themselves in. Delphine becomes their surrogate mother and defends them when their worlds collide, ushering in a figure of the boys' nightmares.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,739 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Eluréd, Elurín, Maedhros
Prophesy by ncfan reviews
No one was really certain why Glorfindel was smiling when he prophesied the doom of the Witch-King.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Meriadoc B., Eowyn, Glorfindel, Witch-King of Angmar - Complete
Astray by antiheld reviews
An unknown force has begun to alter Middle-earth and its creatures in alarming ways, and it becomes apparent that there are worse things to lose than lives. An unsuspecting woman from our world gets swept up in a storm that has taken a world off course.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 112,644 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Legolas
Light and Dark by Nekomimilover21 reviews
Hikari is forced into a marriage to save her family and ailing father from destitution. Can she learn to get along with her new husband and keep her marriage from falling apart? KanamexOC TakumaxOc *two OCs*
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 82,611 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Kaname K., Takuma I.
Debts Repaid by crayonboxromance reviews
I am Kayleigh Gallagher and my new goal in death is revenge on Middle-Earth. Screw you Hobbit, this is my plot now.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 63,681 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - [Fili, OC] Kili - Complete
From Planet Earth to Middle Earth: Wars of Rohan by crystalessences reviews
Sequel to From Planet Earth to Middle Earth. Tosha, Riley, Jeff and Cierra have joined up with Aragon, Gimli, Legolas and (the now living) Boromir. When they arrive in Rohan they find three people they never thought they'd see. Why are they here and how did they get here? T for violence and swearing (and paranoia)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,834 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Legolas, Faramir, Theodred
In This Darkness by Luckynumber28 reviews
Aegnor stumbled from the dimly lit room and out into the clear evening air. The stars reeled wildly over his head. He had tried to suppress his heart but now he felt his resolve leave him. He had fallen irrevocably in love with the mortal, Andreth. In his spirit, Aegnor knew there would be no recovery for either of them.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Aegnor, Andreth - Complete
Essential Facts a Mary Sue Should Know by Daeril Ullothwen reviews
This is a compilation of recorded reactions of our beloved Fellowship to common mistakes made by Mary Sues. If you are a Mary Sue, for Eru's sake read this. Those poor guys have enough on their plate without random OFCs dancing the samba with their sanity.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Complete
Given New Life by SilentLaughter reviews
Eighteen years have gone by and now Zoe has to leave the orphanage, the only home she's ever known. On the drive out of town she gets into a deadly car crash-only to wake in Middle Earth. Joining the Fellowship(yes it's another one of those)she finds the family she's always wanted and something even precious, love.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 46,074 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Haldir, Human - Complete
Time is a Healer by Hannanora-Potter reviews
Harry Ron & Hermione are suddenly pulled into the Marauder's sixth year at Hogwarts. Delighted with the chance to meet his parents & reunite with Sirius, Harry starts cutting his ties with the future. And what's the monster that's starting to stalk Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 148,604 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 7/10/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Light and Flame by AnneWithane reviews
How far will one go for love? Haldir/OFC/Legolas
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 142,341 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Legolas, Haldir - Complete
Minu ga Hana by The Goddess Of Flash reviews
Transferring to Cross Academy? Easy. What comes after? Not so much. When I came here I was sure I would spend my days pranking, fangirling with friends and being occasionally idiotic . That was, until I met the Night Class. You wouldn't believe the things that happened after! Vampires, Hunters, Humans and more. And to top it all off; homework. My life confuses even me. IchijouxOC
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,224 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Takuma I., OC
Sundering by AzureSkye23 reviews
There were only three, three women who knew the pain of loosing a child for as long as Arda would last. Short vignettes following them and their family, starting with the Maiarin Queen of Doriath.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Melian, Elwing, Celebrian - Complete
Assuming Fatherhood by Aromene reviews
Kili spends the first five years of his life convinced Thorin is his father. Fili finds this amusing. Dis finds this sad. Thorin finds it more than a little horrifying.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Thorin, Fili, Kili, Dis - Complete
When Men Cannot by Aromene reviews
Dis carries on and does not – except in the dark hours of the morning – let herself wonder at what life they might have had, if they had dreamed of things other than gold.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Thorin, Dis - Complete
The Shieldmaiden of the North by Bronze Cat reviews
"You will make a formidable Rider, Ailith. They will write sagas about you." The story of Ailith, childhood friend of Éowyn, Éomer and Théodred. From her youth at the court of Edoras to her part in the War of the Ring. Only her friendship and her love and loyalty to Rohan will keep her strong.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 44,234 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Complete
Victim Number Three by Natsumi Wakabe reviews
Estel can conqueor anyone, even fabled warriors who think they can deny him a special treat.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Aragorn, Glorfindel - Complete
The Elf Princess Diaries, Vol I by Haldiriell reviews
Haldir is looking for his daughter. He finds her in . . . New York City? NOTE: Thanks to some loyal readers who still comment even several years later, I've decided to finish posting this here.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 29,872 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Legolas, Michael M.
Finding Solace by Row93 reviews
one shot. Erestor and Glorfindel are overthinking the future of Imladris when the find unexpected solace in the form of two little elflings. No slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Elrohir, Glorfindel - Complete
Bored by RoseJustice reviews
The epitome of evil is not Sauron, but a bored Peregrin Took. It has been proven. Pippin gets bored on the way to Moria and asks Boromir a rather awkward question. Things spiral down from there. Legolas and Gimli exchange a few low blows and Aragorn gets insulted. Rated T for the question that Pippin brainbreaks Boromir with.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,955 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Peregrin T., Aragorn, Boromir - Complete
Changing History: Second Chances by fogisbeautiful reviews
Everyone deserves a second chance. Sometimes, it makes all the difference in the world. Part Three of the Changing History saga, chronicling the adventures of Melody Calenhiril during The Return of the King.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 102,188 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 8/17/2010 - [Boromir, OC] Legolas - Complete
Merry and Pippin Discover Fan-Fiction by radishesandspectraspects reviews
Well, you asked for it. :) Sequel to Legolas and Gimli Discover Fan-Fiction.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Aragorn's Many Names by Fatcat91 reviews
The fellowship realizes that Aragorn has more then one name.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Curiosity Killed the Cat by Aki13th reviews
14-year-old Selena lives a good life causing trouble for Greed and his men. At least until he brings in a certain suit of armor... Some familial and slightly romantic GreedOC. Mangaverse. Rated T for language. Complete!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 73,154 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Greed, Alphonse E. - Complete
A Day's Faith by MistroStrings reviews
He could not seem to get something off his mind and it tortured him slightly with confusion. "Niaril," he breathed out. His brows came together. Why was he thinking of her? Haldir/OC (Niaril) one-shot. Dedicated to MisticLight and based on her story "Lingering Faith"
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,365 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Haldir - Complete
Imrahil's Daughters by Lialathuveril reviews
A chance encounter in a linen cupboard in the Houses of Healing has unforeseen consequences as Éomer of Rohan finds himself caught between two very different women. However, things are not quite as they seem: a tale of love, deception and bees.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,697 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
The Little Alchemist by Mei-chan4 reviews
The Elric Brothers meet a young boy named Caden while searching for the Philosopher's Stone. Caden joins them on their journey, trying to find answers to his family's murder. Without realizing it, Caden becomes entangled in the military's dark secrets.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,461 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 1/16/2011
New Way by Band-Potter-Geek reviews
First in the New Life series. Girls getting pulped on a college campus pulls a young woman with a bad back into the supernatural world when Sam and Dean Winchester bring her to Bobby's. Rated for language, mild gore. Originally posted on Mibba.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,657 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Sam W., Bobby S. - Complete
Enough for a Lifetime by Torchbug reviews
"Some choices we live not only once but a thousand times over, remembering them for the rest of our lives." Richard Bach
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Out of the Ruins of a Kingdom by Lerafea reviews
She is unlike any other. Though she bears the physique of a human girl, the Elven tongues of Old spill fluently from her lips. Further yet, she claims to be the Lady of a fallen house and seems intent on driving Glorfindel stark, raving mad.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,730 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Glorfindel
Whoa, Hey, What's Going On Here? by SirAvery reviews
During a marching band performance, a band geek falls into M.E. bringing with her everything that makes a band geek epic! NOT a Mary-Sue! Written for all you under appreciated band geeks :D It's been decided: EomerxOC!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,577 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Eomer
Tap by Lou-deadfroggy reviews
Sometimes there are noises in the night and even elves get scared.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Elrohir, Arwen U. - Complete
Nostalgic Love by Nekomimilover21 reviews
Reina has had the same recurring dream for as long as she could remember. She suspects these to be a memories of her in a past life. However, when she meets a handsome pureblood prince, will the memories of who she once was come to light?
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,700 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Kaname K.
Requisite by Deandra reviews
Eomer faces a disagreeable task with some trepidation. One-shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Complete
When dawn breaks I will still be there by Elleth of Hidden Lore reviews
We never knew of them, but they knew of us. An elf is sent to bring back a young woman from our world who holds within her a gift that she never knew she had and learns of the connection that exists between the worlds and how she is the key that links them, but elves are not the only ones looking for her and many dangers await them both. T for future torture Elladan/OC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,480 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Elrohir, Human - Complete
A Brother's Oath by LalaithElerrina reviews
"Will he be there bright and tall, and the wind in his hair?" the mortal woman Andreth had asked of her friend Finrod, remembering his brother Aegnor, the Elven man who had given her his heart years before, and for whom her own love had not waned...
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Aegnor, Finrod F. - Complete
There And Back Again, And the Last Word, And Some by VioTanequil reviews
Five snippets of the Sauron Story, in which Sauron is more bored and far more snarky than you might have imagined. First posted in September 2009 on a forum.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Sauron - Complete
Under the Fall Moon by Haldirsbaby reviews
Summary inside: Lycineah thinks her love has never noticed her. Or has he? Find out mushy romance for those who still believe LOVE exists.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,359 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Haldir - Complete
That Lucky Bastard by assertive-idiot reviews
He stood frozen at her words. He couldn't believe his ears. She held her eyes on him as she repeated her words, "I'm getting married."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Ling Y., Lan Fan
One Policy to Rule Them All by Ed Harley reviews
You expect Dark Lords to be Evil but this is Ridiculous!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Gandalf - Complete
Accidentally Enchanted by SilentLaughter reviews
While in the forest behind their house, Anna and her brother Roger manage to slip into another world. When Roger is captured by Orcs it's up to Anna to save him and in so doing joins the already breaking Fellowship. Join her as she fights her way across Middle-Earth with the Fellowship to save her beloved brother at all costs including love. Haldir/OFC and hopefully NOT a Mary-Sue!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,830 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Haldir, Human - Complete
Join Me Maybe by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Complete "Call Me Maybe" parody. In Cloud City, Vader realizes that Luke doesn't know the truth about his father. So it is revealed in song...by Vader, of all people. The Sith Lord sings of father and son relationships and the benefits of joining the Dark Side, all while being autotuned. I swear, sometimes I think some neurons in my brain misfired.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
The Marauder's Notebook by ParticularlyGoodFINDer44 reviews
When a Marauder's spell goes wrong, a mysterious book from the past appears on George Weasley's desk, creating a link between the two times... Bad summary, but please R&R :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,732 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - George W., Fred W., Marauders - Complete
The Changing Destinies Series: Book Two by E4me100 reviews
Aka "Innocence and Instinct." When Erin and Kaia joined the Fellowship, they expected nothing to change. But with the addition of these two girls, things quickly become much different than they were before. Tensions rise as both friends and foes are made. Things are seen that cannot be unseen. And something else stirs in the heart of one...Self-insert fic. Pairings: Read the story!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,288 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Legolas, Haldir - Complete
100 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Middleearth by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Everything you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Middle-earth...yet the Fellowship and friends are going to do it all anyways. After all, where's the fun in war without a little chaos? Oh dear...It looks like Sauron will have a lot on his plate.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,819 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Aragorn, Sauron - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by silent-niobe reviews
What if Sleeping Beauty was not a woman? What if they were not a man either, but an elf? Follow Alice in her journey to find out the truth behind the myth and the fairytale. Set in modern times. LegolasOC.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 97,545 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Legolas - Complete
To my Always, from your Forever by OogieBoogie reviews
I am Cedric Diggory's admirer. I tease him by sending him very scary, stalker-ish and freaky love notes. But the thing is, Cedric likes it. And he accepts the challenge of playing this Cat & Mouse game.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,259 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Cedric D., OC - Complete
The Changing Destinies Series: Book One by E4me100 reviews
Aka "A Strange Twist of Fate." Tons of people have written stories where a girl from our world is dropped into M.E. This time...it's going to be very different. REMASTERED EDITION. Self-inserts (but this one's fun, I promise). Reviews are welcome and much appreciated! Original cover image is not mine.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Aragorn, Legolas, Thranduil, OC
Stargazer by Suntiger reviews
Astronomy is my hobby. Annoying people is what I do. But provoking vampires and getting myself nearly killed is definitely new. If there's a God, I beg to keep my sanity. Aidou/OC.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 161,601 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Complete
Plain Jane by Olympias13 reviews
She isn't from any "prophecy," she has no super powers, no super beauty, and there is no way she could ever beat ANYONE in a fight. She travels between both worlds, just looking for adventure, but she'll have a bigger impact on their people than planned.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 94,033 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Boromir, Théoden - Complete
160 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
160 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'I will not refer to Hagrid as the BFG, even if I think he secretly likes it,' and 'I will not pay Peeves to rewrite the school song.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,306 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Fred W., George W.
To Ears Unhearing by CrackinAndProudOfIt reviews
At various points in the First Age, what would each of Feanor's sons have said to his father, if only Feanor had been there to hear it? Belated birthday fic for Duilin!
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Fëanor - Complete
Slipping Backward by llamasandcookies reviews
Meet Eileen Byrne. She's dead. But instead of darkness, she finds herself falling past space into a new reality. In war it's kill or be killed, but she finds one man to stop her from slipping off the edge. Laughs? Tears? Swoon worthy men? You've arrived.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 72,510 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Boromir
The Difference by gottabekiddinme reviews
Seamus learns a little bit about Slytherins. Just a plot bunny that wouldn't leave me alone. I do not own Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Seamus F., OC - Complete
Useless In the Rain by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Parody of Adele's "Set Fire to the Rain", with entirely new lyrics. Roy Mustang knows that you can't get a spark with damp gloves. he's just sick of everyone else pointing it out. So he rants and raves to the tune of Adele. Read for the sake of parody!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Daybreak in Valinor by Erwen Brogiel reviews
Everyone's favourite Noldorin psycho finds out that he is a character in a story, escapes from Mandos and sets out to rebel against the author.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,022 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Fëanor - Complete
Rapacious by Cata-nee reviews
To be rapacious means to look past everything in your wake, and to grasp only that desired motive. Could you honestly push aside all that has made you what you are today? When will you open your eyes and see the reality woven right before you? Greed x OC.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,485 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Greed, Ling Y.
Music Lessons by Lia Whyteleafe reviews
Inspired by a picture on deviantART. Maglor gives young Elrond music lessons.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Maglor, Elrond - Complete
Where Bluebirds Fly by TheIdesofMarch reviews
She came to Middle Earth without purpose, without a name, and without her memory. When an instinct to heal becomes the lifeline of another, will she be able to stand up to her fears and remember herself? Complete
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,779 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Haldir - Complete
The Xylophone of Gondor by QueenSword reviews
Meet Elizabeth, who believes that a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. "How many Stewards does it take to change a light bulb? None. Gondor has no light bulbs. Gondor needs no light bulbs" Eventually Boromir/OC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 52,456 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Boromir - Complete
Stormy Night by Lia Whyteleafe reviews
Maglor comforts a weeping child.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Maglor, Elrond - Complete
Allegiance by Bookwrm389 reviews
When the Eastern Rebellion came to an end, one man looked on his comrades with the eyes of a king. One by one, we became his soldiers and he became our leader. We are Colonel Roy Mustang's most loyal subordinates, and these are our stories.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 94,914 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Roy M. - Complete
Lie to me by EmmaCorneliaHart reviews
'Dear Diary, today I became Sirius Black's girlfriend. Somehow.' When Sirius Black's reputation is in jeopardy, he decides to prove them all wrong by being in a 'stable' relationship with none other than social outcast Alexandra Chilcott. 'SB/OC'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,740 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Antecedent by Aki13th reviews
He never dealt with consequences. KimbleeOC oneshot request from StoneArmAlchemist.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Kimbley - Complete
Serious Business by Bookwrm389 reviews
"After that of course, it was impossible to take anything seriously." Very short, just-for-fun fic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Roy M., Edward E., Elysia H. - Complete
Background Check by Astiza reviews
Facebook profiles for the Characters in Lord of the Rings! Written as a parody. You will never look at the characters the same way again - in a good way of course. I think we're finished here folks. -NOW COMPLETE.. unless you have another idea!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,077 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Complete
Behind The Mask by L8Bleumr reviews
*COMPLETE* The three Lorien brothers hope to find love or desire at the Harvest Festival. Magic is in the air and they hope to join with the elleth that has captured each of their attention.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,174 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Haldir - Complete
Year 3: Unwanted Involvement by whitewhite reviews
AU Alexi Whyte, a Slytherin who always got tangled with the Golden Trio's adventures unwillingly. With Draco Malfoy as her best friend, how would things turn out? DM/OC -Year 4 now up!-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,723 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Draco M., OC - Complete
The Prince and the Nightingale by Melusine6619 reviews
MEFA 2011 2nd Place, in Category: Incomplete: General. He was a prince of Mirkwood; she was the daughter of his father's captain. He's known her all her life, but can he stop seeing her as a child and recognize what was always meant to be? Legolas/OFC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,065 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Legolas - Complete
Growing Pains by Lintelomiel reviews
Filanna is not at all happy when she has to leave her beloved Mirkwood and visit Lothlórien with her father and brother, but she soon realizes that her meeting with the Galadhrim will have a greater impact on her life than she had bargained for.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 190,748 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Haldir, OC - Complete
Torn by Aearwen22 reviews
Glorfindel returns to Aman with the sons of Elrond, and the reception he receives isn't exactly what he expected.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,782 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Complete
Military Courtesy by Bookwrm389 reviews
"Hey, Colonel." It just wasn't right that such a peppy and normal salutation should make Roy's instincts surge into survival mode and his fingers itch with the need to reach for his gloves. "What are you up to, Fullmetal?"
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Broken Slipper by Rutoh-Chan reviews
Cinderella rewrite. Because fifteen minutes isn't always enough time to fall in love, a Fairy Godmother isn't a genie, and even a prince has to prove himself.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 141,995 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - [Ren, Kyoko M.] [Juliella, Kuu] - Complete
333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ by iTorchic reviews
Have you heard of the '333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart? Well, here's an FMA twist on it with the whole cast! It's manga and 1st anime based. Rated: T. This is just to get rid of writers block and supress my boredom. XD COMPLETE CRACK.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 28,427 - Reviews: 1787 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
20 Ways the Quest Could Have Ended by SailorSilvanesti reviews
20 short, random ways the Fellowship could have been thwarted or assisted in finishing the Quest Earlier...or not at all! O.O Mentions of random other assistance on occasion, please Read & Review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Complete
Ruin by Aryn Jean reviews
"I told you I was bad, Abby. I told you. And you still didn't stay away. You still thought there was something good in me. Well, now, I can prove it to you," he said, frowning, and began to lift the sleeve of his left arm. WARNING: MATURE CONTENT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,902 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Twin Vice Paranormal Detectives by Starkiller reviews
Post DH: Fred is a ghost with a curse on his head. Now in order to save his soul, the twins must solve a series of murder mysteries that will lead them to a dangerous secret stretching deep into the vault of the Founders' history. Fred x OC, George x Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 226,490 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Fred W., George W., Luna L., OC
Likeness by Bookwrm389 reviews
One morning mere hours before an inspection, Roy is amazed to receive absolute proof that his young subordinate is growing up. Parental!RoyEd.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,306 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Tempest by Bookwrm389 reviews
Ed is adamant that he doesn't need a father. And it's only when he's about to lose the closest thing he has to one that he understands how very wrong he is. Parental!RoyEd.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,575 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 73 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Misfit in Minas Tirith by Doris the Younger reviews
Can a girl-who-falls-into-Middle-earth be 'realistic' AND join in the fight against Sauron? Barb Sanderson must help Princess Éowyn carry out a terrible mission in Minas Tirith. Will she ever discover what strange power brought her to this world-and why?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 113,128 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Eowyn, Meriadoc B. - Complete
The Water Castle by PinkMartini reviews
Mina decides to go to England with her Medieval Culture class for the summer and visits a castle that a family has owned for centuries. Not knowing what to expect, she meets Legolas and finds out the wonders of his castle and about their tied past.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,346 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Legolas - Complete
A Special Kind Of Love by Bookwrm389 reviews
Nina has a proposal for her Little Big Brother.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Edward E., Nina T. - Complete
Of Earth and Sky by somo321 reviews
Everyone knows that Tristran Thorn and Yvaine lived happily ever after in their tale of romance. But what if Yvaine landed in a land somewhere different: Middle Earth perhaps? What would happen if fate were to put a star in the care of a wood elf?
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Stardust - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,214 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Legolas, Yvaine - Complete
How I Charmed The Convict by AllHailTheQueen reviews
A short, light-hearted romance between everyone's favorite Azkaban escapee and a persistent young woman determined to win him over.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,282 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
The Satsuma by 8I reviews
Even fruit can be evil.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Voldemort, Nagini - Complete
Ground Rules by Kristen Sharpe reviews
Twelve year olds are impressionable, vulnerable and, most of all, volatile. That in mind, Mustang decides to lay down a few rules before Ed meets his team.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Edward E.
The Begetting Day Gift by GwennielOfNargothrond reviews
Fingolfin persuades Feanor to make something nice for Finarfin's begetting day. Feanor, the mastermind, is devious and poor Finarfin is in for a nasty surprise...
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Fëanor, Finarfin - Complete
Losing Mary by Eldalie reviews
How to write original characters in the Tolkienverse and escape the clutches of Mary Sue. MEFA 2011 Nominee
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,702 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Etyanárë by Gaia caecilia reviews
After a border skirmish the twins find that there is an unusual elleth fighting with them. They try to find out who she is but she runs off, leaving more mystery than fact. Sorry, I am useless at writing summaries. Complete
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,423 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Elrond, Elrohir - Complete
Go Home by Laura Schiller reviews
Movieverse. Why did Frodo send Sam away after the lembas bread incident?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
The Lord of the Rings: The Abridged Script by Calanteli reviews
Because not everyone has time to read the books or watch the movies...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,442 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Complete
Changing History: Consequences by fogisbeautiful reviews
Part Two of my Melomir drama/romance, that takes us through The Two Towers. Please read Changing History: Choices first to understand what's going on. Thank you for your support!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 104,156 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 1/7/2009 - [Boromir, OC] Legolas - Complete
I'm not in Love by PinkMartini reviews
Isa never imagined going to England would be more than just visiting her godfather for the summer - especially not meeting one as handsome and charming as his son Legolas who is also rude and teased her all the time. She could never fall for him, right?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 170,922 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Legolas - Complete
Customs by Bookwrm389 reviews
Over a dinner of Xingese takeout, a casual inquiry about earrings leads to a debate on the pros and cons between two different cultures. Lanfan doesn't think she'll ever understand how Ling's mind works.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Lan Fan, Ling Y., Foo/Fu - Complete
Standards by Bookwrm389 reviews
Ed stared down Winry's date for the night with an appraising look. At last, he cocked an eyebrow and stuck one automail finger in the smug teen's face. "Alright, you lucky bastard. You've met her standards. The question is...can you meet mine?" EdWin!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 102 - Published: 8/8/2010 - [Edward E., Winry R.] - Complete
Lianna by Lady Fireflower reviews
Lianna is a village girl from Lossarnach, Gondor. Yet when her village is attacked and a strange ability comes to light she becomes deeply involved in the fight for Middle Earth. She joins the Fellowship and faces a dangerous path...with no end in sight.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 117,916 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Boromir - Complete
Copper and Flame by Araloth the Random reviews
A sweet and light-hearted story in which a young Feanor discovers new feelings for the daughter of a craftsman. Slightly AU. Complete!
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,125 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Complete
Misfit in Middle earth by Doris the Younger reviews
This isn't a movie. She's not an action hero. And Middle-earth is a very dangerous place to be. Trapped in the throes of a terrible World War, can an American college student help Princess Éowyn save her people from the deadly malice of Saruman?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,357 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Eowyn, Aragorn - Complete
Armor by Bookwrm389 reviews
Episode 29 of Brotherhood. An injured Mei awakens inside an empty suit of armor just in time to learn the true nature of the Fuhrer of Amestris. Who is her enemy now? The bean alchemist? The homunculi? All she knows is...she is protected.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Mei Chang, Alphonse E. - Complete
Gold From Lead by Bookwrm389 reviews
"There were whispers. There was absolutely no way to stop them. Ed would rip out his spleen if he knew what all those people were insinuating about the two of them." Parental!RoyEd! Get your minds out of the gutter!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 86 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Who's The Alchemist? by Bookwrm389 reviews
Mustang plays mind games during a briefing. Edward is not amused. Based on the 1940s comedy sketch "Who's on first?" Moderate swearing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Lumos in My Life by tall tales of Evangeline reviews
The war is over and Draco Malfoy is left wondering just who he is exactly. When a suicide attempt goes awry he encounters an odd muggle girl with a love for bacon. And she might just be able to tell him what he's been trying to figure out. Draco/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,077 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Draco M., OC - Complete
S I N H E A R T by marmaroth reviews
What usually happens to a girl when she dies? She goes to heaven. Me? I float around as a ghost for a few months and get reborn in another world entirely. As the twin sister of a squinty-eyed, human version of Gluttony, no less! ...I'm screwed. OC, manga
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,812 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Ling Y., Edward E. - Complete
Journey To The Past by Girly.x.Girl reviews
Chloe's whole world is turned upside town when she falls straight into the movie of Troy. How is she going to get home? And more importantly, with her sarcasm and addiction to running into the middle of battles, how is she going to stay alive? COMPLETE!
Troy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,141 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Complete
Tolkien in Love by Eldalie reviews
All you need to know on het and slash romance fics in the Tolkien universe. MEFA 2010 NOMINEE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,785 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
The Abduction of Éomer, King of Rohan by Lialathuveril reviews
Princess Lothíriel of Dol Amroth finds her peace of mind disturbed by the arrival of a courier from Rohan. What she does not realize, however, is the fact that this is only the beginning... A tale of carpets, cabbages and cold water.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,929 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
Your Son by Bookwrm389 reviews
"I'm not your father. It's not fair that you can affect me this much." A military function becomes a nightmare when Ed accidentally takes a poisoned drink meant for Roy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,472 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 141 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Player MatchUp by alitablake reviews
Kyoko is appearing on a game show! Little does she realize that it is actually a dating game show with a surprise contestant. Rated T for safety.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,262 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 77 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Before the Storm by Jedi Sapphire reviews
One day in Rivendell, before the Nine Walkers begin their quest, Aragorn attempts to lighten the mood.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Aragorn, Legolas, Elrohir, Glorfindel - Complete
Lord of the Facebook: Return of the Friend Request by aotearoan reviews
The Return of the King told through the characters' Facebook accounts. The third instalment of the Lord of the Facebook Statuses follows on from The Two Notifications and the Fellowship of the Facebook Status . Yes, Tolkien is spinning in his grave.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,852 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Aragorn, Frodo B. - Complete
To be Black by Encairion reviews
The story of a modern Kenyan girl who arrives in Middle Earth after her death in a plane crash. The story looks at the racism she faced as a black mortal among the elves. It also explores the reality of a mortal/Immortal love. Not a 10th Walker.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 99,101 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Erestor - Complete
Fair Wanderer, Thou Makest Me Sicker by Araloth the Random reviews
The Bane of Legolas, a Sue with Maia powers able to mangle Shakespeare beyond recognition, proclaims herself Queen of Rivendell. What happens when Legolas gets married and Sauron gets involved? Total madness ensues. . .
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,290 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Complete
A Drink Interrupted by Stutley Constable reviews
Post AWE. A Mary-Sue gets in over her head. Inspired by a conversation between Nytd and Obiwanlivesforever on the Black Pearl forum. Not my best work but what they heck.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Hector B. - Complete
To Trust a Thief by Sultar reviews
She didn't want this. Why should she care about the fate of an already dying race? Why should she subject herself to the suspicious glares of those too pure beings? She was a thief, not a hero. Her life was her own. Slight AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,881 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Glorfindel - Complete
Journeys by Aria7 reviews
One of our favourite minstrels goes wandering in the south during the Third Age, and finds something strangely familiar. A story of unlooked for hope. Chapter five now posted.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,431 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 8/8/2003
So What Now? by RBandDJ reviews
Sequel to So...I'm just gonna blame you... Rhiannan and Danielle have been back for five years. Five days tell Christmas the fellowship lands at their feet. None of them remember the girls, and they have to get them back to Middle-earth...soon
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,541 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Boromir, Haldir
So…I’m Just Gonna Blame You… by RBandDJ reviews
Sequel to: So this is Middleearth RUN! Now they're back on earth, but not where they left. Wizards, love, and fate will entermingle, but will it last forever? Or perhaps...is it all a dream?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,607 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Boromir, Haldir - Complete
The Lord of the Facebook: The Two Notifications by aotearoan reviews
LOTR's The Two Towers, told through the characters' facebook accounts. A continuation of The Fellowship of the Facebook Status Updates by sweetypie15. Same author, but posted under a different account. UPDATE: Return of the Friend Request now up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,264 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
Chalk by Bookwrm389 reviews
Chalk...and its many uses.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Addiction by Ragnelle reviews
Éomer tried. He just could not wait any longer.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Published: 11/9/2009 - [Eomer, Lothíriel] - Complete
Brainteasers by Bookwrm389 reviews
Ed and Al face a new dilemma.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
M or F? by Hyperthia reviews
Edward has a very interesting question for Trisha...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Edward E., Trisha E. - Complete
Some Things Just Aren't Worth Denying by slytherin-principessa reviews
Some things just aren't worth denying. In other cases, certain things are worth denying, but the question is whether one can deny them or not... DracoxOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,314 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 6/28/2008 - OC, Draco M.
Ghost King's Bane by Musafreen reviews
A lot of things happen when Nico walks into a classroom. Parody. For all you poor souls who wept into your hands after reading a Nico/OC story. Nominated for a Verita Award.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Nico A. - Complete
To Be A Girl In MiddleEarth by Lady ElfDragon reviews
A girl falls off a cliff & into Nothing, chats with a disembodied voice, enters ME, and doesn't find herself in the place she expected to be. THEN she discovers her unusual habit of blanking out in the good bits. Nobody knows why she's there...or do they?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 133,561 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 10/10/2005
Drummer by Lady Bluejay reviews
'Story No 2 in the Tide of Destiny Series' - Envying Lothíriel and Éomer's happiness, Prince Amrothos seeks love for himself. But his courtship does not go quite as easily as he would like. A romance with a smidgeon of adventure and a touch of sadness. Complete. Mefa 2009 nominee.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,306 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Eomer, Amrothos - Complete
Roy's Teddy Bear by MoonStarDutchess reviews
When Roy takes a break in one of the nap rooms, Riza discovers a habit he has that she never knew about. Royai
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
21 Ways to Annoy Darth Vader by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
21 ways to annoy everyone's favorite Jedi turned Sith turned Jedi again! Read and review! Rated T to be safe.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Darth Vader - Complete
My Uncle, My Cat and I by Alatarial Elf reviews
My uncle, my cat and I end up in ME. Will my uncle survive without his radio. Why didn't Gandalf show up when he needed to? Why is my cat talking to me? Read and find out.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 53,608 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Legolas - Complete
The Incompetent Matchmakers by Shtuff reviews
The entire mess started with a brilliant idea. At least, according to Lieutenant Jean Havoc it was brilliant. Sergeant Major Kain Fuery begged to differ. -Royai-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,274 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Best Medicine by flybynight00 reviews
Roy is sick. Roy is whiney. Roy is manipulative.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Come What May by ConcreteHole reviews
Boromir/OC Book Verse. Not A Line By Line Retelling Of Events, Love At First Sight, Or Xena Warrior Princess/Class Clown/Girl Who Knows The Future Story. Hopefully Tasteful - No Canon Rape Or Canon OCs; Concrit Welcome. An Attempt At Something Different.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,505 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Boromir
Mandos by Min Daae reviews
Going slowly mad. A much less cheerful afterlife than my other one. In which death sucks even more than life did.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Edward Vs Edward by Dearheart reviews
Once upon a blank piece of paper, two very different characters from two very different fandoms happened to bump into each other. One was an alchemist with height issues. The other was a vampire with no fangs. Chaos and comical verbal attacks ensued.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Edward E., Edward - Complete
The Three Hunters and the Elven King by Jedi Sapphire reviews
The War is won, Sauron has been defeated, and Legolas is finally returning home in the company of his friends. They have a furious Elven-king to face. Characters: Thranduil, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Elladan and Elrohir. Now complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,511 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Thranduil, Aragorn - Complete
Burning Embers by PinkMartini reviews
A certain chambermaid who knows of the prince's nightly behavior disapproves of the way he lives his life. Can Legolas open her eyes to his true self for a friendship to blossom, or maybe even more?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 111,219 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 12/14/2002 - Legolas, OC - Complete
Founding Hogwarts by Rufus T. Firefly reviews
AU. The Founders of Hogwarts were brave, witty, loyal and cunning. They were also drunk, besotted, sarcastic, proud, lustful, jealous, conceited, baffled, cursed – and on speaking terms with an inebriated Glaswegian hat. Read the bits history missed out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 112,102 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Rowena R., Salazar S. - Complete
The Element of Surprise by Abskii reviews
A girl gets pulled into MiddleEarth. She doesn't want to be there, and does not join the Fellowship. No MarySue. Now being revised.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 115,873 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 9/7/2002
The Wink by Golden meliades reviews
Why does Kyoko have to do her first-ever photo shoot in a bikini, of all things? And why won't Ren quit teasing her? It's an embarrassing day for Kyoko. For Lyl's Cover Challenge. Ren x Kyoko fluff and silly-ness. Oneshot.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,671 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 93 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Jack To The Future : A Random Chronicle by Jennifer Lynn Weston reviews
Suppose Jack found that Fountain of Youth, and it worked. What historical events might he have witnessed, or even participated in? Here's some possibilities. Posted in the order I think of them, rather than when they happened. Chapters are rated K - T.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 90,609 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Fair Wanderer, Thou Makest Me Sick by Araloth the Random reviews
*MEFA 2010 nominee!* Whilst wandering through Ithilien Legolas has the misfortune to meet a Sue in denial who thinks she can speak Shakespearean English.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
Changing History: Choices by fogisbeautiful reviews
What if you had to choose, between the story you know and the man you love? Simple, right? But when Melody Bernston is inexplicably dropped into her favorite Tolkien epic (with a strange new power she doesn't understand), every choice she makes risks changing the history of a world she has come to care about. When the choice is more than Love or Fate, how do you decide?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 96,842 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 1/5/2003 - [Boromir, OC] Legolas - Complete
Suffered, I Have by ChaosandMayhem reviews
In some stories, the hero rides away with the girl into the glorious sunset. In others, one tragically dies and the other is left mourning. This story is neither of those. COMPLETED
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,410 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Ragetti, Pintel - Complete
Truly Madly Deeply by Pentangle-linnon reviews
Legolas in love. Humor. You have been warned.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,161 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Legolas - Complete
The Mirror Never Lies by LadyTyrant reviews
The Lady of Light gives an unwilling elleth and a more then willing March Warden a little nudge. Oneshot
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Haldir, Galadriel - Complete
Love Come Softly by LeaNicolaie reviews
Typical de-aging story. Our most recent victim? Zero. Taking untested tablets from your more than a little eccentric adopted father isn't the wisest thing...
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,766 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Zero K. - Complete
Erestor and Estel by Pentangle-linnon reviews
A series of short stories, each chapter one complete ficlet, starring grumpy ol' Erestor and darling little Estel.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,795 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Aragorn, Erestor
Games People Play by Evergreene reviews
Legolas is rather puzzled by the behaviour of the hobbits. Aragorn does not help. It's a long walk to Mordor...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,803 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn
Moments of Panic by boz4PM reviews
A selection of drabbles, vignettes, ficlets and one-shots related to 'Don't Panic' and 'Okay, NOW Panic' and involving characters from those two fics.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 78 - Published: 9/15/2008
Okay, NOW Panic! by boz4PM reviews
This is the sequel to Don't Panic! We follow Penny as she journeys with Elrond and Arwen south to Minas Tirith, via Lothlorien and Edoras. She thought Bree and Imladris were bad? She ain't seen nothing yet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 465,490 - Reviews: 2388 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
Conquered by PerfectDisaster22 reviews
They were two of the greatest warriors in the ancient world. Their meeting on the battlefield of Troy would be forever immortalized in one simple phrase- "And she, with her beauty, conquered the conqueror."
Troy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,503 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008 - [Achilles, OC] - Complete
Aragorn, SHUT UP! revised by 8I reviews
A revised version of Aragorn, SHUT UP! Boromir immitates an elderly Ceaser, Aragorn steals his lines, Legolas states the obvious, The Return of Gandalf, everyone gangs up on Aragorn, and Gimli is awesome. All this and more, in Aragorn, SHUT UP! revised .
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Aragorn, Boromir - Complete
The Worst Things About Sues by mbus55 reviews
In an unfortunate accident Amy gets dragged to Middle Earth by a bunch of brainless Mary Sues. But her problems are only beginning and things get more complicated when she finds herself with a group of Sue Slayers.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,113 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 9/23/2007
The Unforeseen by Authoressinhiding reviews
Roles will be exchanged. Torture will take place. And Merry will never be the same again. Sequel to True Tale of the Grey Company.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 60,638 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Legolas, Elrohir - Complete
The Art of Persuasion by The Unfathomable Sisters reviews
“Pardon?” her voice was clearly coated with confusion. “You heard me clear as crystal, love, I want you to pretend to be my girlfriend.” SiriusOC. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 174,041 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Trail of Bread Crumbs by LadyTyrant reviews
Elladan, Elrohir, Rumil, and Orophin are up to trouble...again. And this time they have managed not only to get caught by a headstrong she-elf, they've managed to get Haldir involved.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,455 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Haldir, Elrohir
Catch as Catch Can by Demus reviews
The Fullmetal Alchemist was in hot pursuit of his quarry. Considering his quarry was the Flame Alchemist, Hawkeye was genuinely surprised that every single building in the headquarters was still standing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
O, Cruel Fate! by greywing reviews
A reclusive botanist finds herself unceremoniously whisked into Middle Earth...in the form of the studliest male elf to ever walk the face of Arda. Featuring irritated Valar,fainting ellith, an unscrupulous healer, and a completely clueless Cirdan.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,221 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Glorfindel, Elrond
Jack Aldaron by Name1 reviews
65 years have gone by and now Jack returns to Rivendell at the request of Aragon. Laurelin is becoming more active, now Jack must try to stop her-and the hidden threat inside Glorfindel. Sequel to A Girl Named Jack.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,382 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 7/30/2003 - Glorfindel
The Fall of Boromir by 8I reviews
The Fall of Boromir. . . literally. Very silly.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Boromir - Complete
Ratrace by 8I reviews
The story of Harry Potter, in the format of a race.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
The Legolas Loves a Mortal Wangst Story From Hell by The Battling Bard reviews
I think the title says it all...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Legolas - Complete
A Common Enemy by Enelya reviews
Fingolfin, recently come to Mandos, seeks out his half-brother for explanations of various issues in the house of Finwë. In short: it's all Finarfin's fault.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
Looking Back by Epilachna reviews
In the Undying Lands, a member of Elrond's house watches the horizon for Elladan and Elrohir. Will they ever come to Valinor? Companion piece to 'Peredhel'.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Glorfindel - Complete
In the Arms of the Blind by gurl of gondor reviews
Jessie finds herself blind and vulnerable in a place she's only read about, accompanied by someone she cannot stand. When the Valar are involved, nothing is certain and all is up for grabs... even life and death.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,567 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Legolas
The Wrath of Imladris by LondonBelow reviews
Elrond is not happy with Aragorn. Elrond takes his revenge.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Aragorn, Elrond - Complete
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do In MiddleEarth by IthilielCuivienien reviews
Just a list of things I am not allowed to do in Middleearth... pure nonesense!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Aragorn, Legolas
Mythic Grandeur by Enelya reviews
The Valar have differing reactions to the latest myths that come from Middleearth...
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2007
Before Dawn by Enelya reviews
Drabble by request: before LOTR, Theodred and Eowyn make a bargain.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Eowyn, Theodred - Complete
The House of the Golden Flower by vericus reviews
Those of the House were always noble. But Gondolin, and those who held loyal to it, were doomed first by Morgoth, and then the sons of Fëanor... Longer summary inside, costars Thranduil
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,047 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 4/29/2004 - Glorfindel - Complete
The Last Laugh by Ragnelle reviews
Some things are not a laughing matter. Aragorn finds out the hard way.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2007 - [Aragorn, Arwen U.] - Complete
Things As They Should Be: By Legolas by mbus55 reviews
Legolas writes a fanfic and forces The Fellowship to listen. Warning: Characters will be made fun of. Lines will be changed. MarySues will die. Now complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 48,050 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Complete
Moesta et Errabunda Sorrowful and Wandering by Belladonna1 reviews
She had talents that she'd buried for years, and nightmares that she'd kept at bay for longer. It was only a matter of time before everything came to light. Or darkness rather- as he preferred.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,703 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 1/20/2005
We Live Not for Ourselves by Attic Geek reviews
My first stab at a Legomance. Calla, a young woman of Minas Tirith, has her heart unexpectedly stolen away, but what can an ordinary working girl do? Well, her darndest.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,724 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Legolas
Amy's Adventure 2 by Kissus reviews
She's back. Amy is craving to watch Dead Man's Chest when she gets a familiar visitor
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,325 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Complete
Whisper by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Twenty truths about Sirius Black that he will never say aloud.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sirius B. - Complete
Unprecedented Youth by BG Sparrow reviews
AU DMC. Jack runs into a small girl while in Tortuga collecting souls for his debt, but she is drawn to his 'magic' compass.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,620 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007
Male Bonding by ZaKai reviews
Pressing his ear against the door again, Jean thought with a small chuckle that their little Fullmetal was growing up. It was sort of sweet, in a perverted sort of way, that the colonel and the kid were bonding like this. [nonyaoi, oneshot, humor]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
EDWARD: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
[v 2.0] Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an EDWARD ELRIC unit! With this guide, you can learn how to raise and love your very own Fullmetal Alchemist!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Edward E. - Complete
Whatsoever You Do by Dreamstrifer reviews
Nindariel is a shy, pretty elf. Haldir is an arrogant, cold Marchwarden. And Rumil has the perfect plan to bring the two together. HaldirOC, set before the books.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,751 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 1/7/2004 - Haldir - Complete
InfluEDza by Shadow Mage Evelyn reviews
It's time for the annual flu shots at Eastern Command...but one alchemist won't get his without a fight. Pure and complete crack. You have been warned.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,963 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Edward E. - Complete
Tea Break by The Sugarfaerie reviews
What happens in Lothlorien when you put down your copy of Lord of the Rings? Also answers why Rumil and Orophin didn't get any lines. Sequel to 'Coffee Break', but this time featuring Haldir and co.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Haldir - Complete
Murphy's Law for Dwarves by ar-elenriel reviews
This is a tribute to Arabasiels' story Murphy's Law For Elves which I came across when paging through my Favorites section. If elves are vulnerable to Murphy's Law should not Dwarves be doubly vulnerable?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Complete
The Understanding of a Father by Ellfine reviews
During the preparations for the War of Wrath, a recently restored Glorfindel and his father come to a better understanding of what transpired for them both since the rebellion of the Noldor.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Glorfindel - Complete
Because of You, I Am Afraid by Arden Skysender reviews
He banished her for her beliefs. Now, two hundred years later, they are thrown back together, and Rumil is trying his luck. Can Haldir cope with seeing her in anothers arms? Can she live not being in his? Haldir OFC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,445 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Haldir - Complete
What Kind of Fool Am I? by crazyroninchic reviews
The Witch King reflects after being stabbed. Rating for slight language.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Complete
The Very Secret Diary of Namo by Aramel reviews
A slightly humourous look on a Vala's life. With apologies to Cassie Claire and her VSDs.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Complete
Green Grove A Fanstory by Mary Aseltyne reviews
A young woman wakes up in a strange place after a car accident.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,860 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/8/2006 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Legolas
Clash of Wills by Fiannalyn also Fianna reviews
Haldir clashes with a determined woman set on a course that requires his aid, whether he likes it or not.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 34,179 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/5/2006 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Haldir - Complete
The True Tale of the Grey Company by Authoressinhiding reviews
Start with an insane teenage flautist. Stir in the Sons of Elrond, Legolas, and a whole bunch of Rangers. Add a pinch of warfare and danger. And get...this fic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 52,519 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/13/2006 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Legolas, Elrohir - Complete
A werewolf's tale by mokimik reviews
We all know how and what Harry thought when he first saw Remus Lupin in the train, but what did Remus think about the son of his friend? Remus point of view in Harry's 3rd year. Reviews are welcomed and are getting a nice reply:D:D
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,427 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/6/2006 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Yellow Smile by Araiona Dubois reviews
After the destruction of his ring, Sauron is sent to Valinor for judgment. The Valar decide that the Void is too good for him. But where do they send him then?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Sauron - Complete
Mistaken Identities by greywing reviews
Those who remain behind have to face the somewhat embarrassing consequences. A tale of elves lounging around in ancient Greece.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Glorfindel, Celeborn - Complete
MY Silmaril! by Brave November reviews
The children of Amon Ereb invent a new game, to the dismay of the Sons of Feanor.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Complete
Pippin Says by kaitokitty reviews
The Fellowship is about to go crazy with boredom when one hobbit thinks of a brilliant idea. The story of a simple game gone...not so simple.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Complete
I TOLD You to Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Another day, another ridiculous Sue to scar the canon characters for life with…no, I’m not laughing evilly, why do you ask? Sequel to “Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around.”
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,712 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Complete
Fluffy The CatWhoMustNotBeNamed by The-Caitiff reviews
Harry recieves a birthday gift that is by far the most useful thing he ever had. May become a series of one shots not connected by plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 161 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Harry P., OC
Black Eyes by Lialathuveril reviews
King Éomer of Rohan and Princess Lothiriel of Dol Amroth – surely the perfect political alliance, but what if the lady is not willing and decides to use unconventional means to get out of this arrangement? My second scenario.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,275 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
Detention Essays by Glastea reviews
The teachers have run out of good ideas...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,406 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Live Until the Day You Die by LotrNaustenfan reviews
This is an oldie, but a goodie. At least I hope. Sirius Black and the Department of Mysteries. Beyond the Veil in other words
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,628 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Sirius B., Albus D. - Complete
One Wish by Arkaeo reviews
On the eve of her twentyfourth birthday, Sarah Burke loses consciousness and wakes up three hundred years in the past on the docks of Port Royal. It's not long before a certain pirate lands her in jail, initiating the adventure of a lifetime...[REDONE]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,433 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Welcome to Rivendell Mr Anderson by Snodgrass and Winkle reviews
Two is better than one...and when two sisters are combined, nothing can stop them. Sauron sends the Fellowship to modern times, but Barb and Em are there to help. Even when it means leaving home...for Middle Earth. NEW SUM! NOT A MARY SUE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 203,423 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/19/2006 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Haldir, Boromir
A Careless Wish and the Fellowship by The Black Pearl Sorceress reviews
Movie Based A girl tries to read The first volume of The Lord of the Rings, but can't keep interested. Finally, she makes a wish and learns, the hard way, to be careful what you wish for. Not a romance
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,014 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/5/2006 - Published: 10/15/2003
Intoxication by Ssergit reviews
Sirius has been drinking and Hermione is feeling brave. Is playing with fire the same as playing with Firewhiskey? Fic request for IceColdShiva. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Amy's Adventure by Kissus reviews
Amy is just about to watch Pirates when she gets an unexpected visitor...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,443 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/23/2006 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete
Of Falcons and Mûmakil by Lialathuveril reviews
Éomer and Lothiriel: They first met on a moonlit night in Minas Tirith but their romance was not off to a smooth start, on the contrary. Will they make it despite Éowyn's well intended meddling and Lothiriel's annoying elder brother?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 114,218 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
A Good Idea by Evergreene reviews
In the city of Minas Tirith, Legolas commits a most grievious betrayal. Second place winner in Teitho Contest 'First Sentence.'
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
First and Last by HazleSilver reviews
Richmond is a long way from Rivendell, and Bridget Bishop knows it. She has no idea where she is, but when someone plans on recreating two events that were best left to lie, she becomes a pawn in his twisted games...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,342 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 12/18/2005
The One Hundredth Way by raykoRavenclaw reviews
Tonks may have managed to get a first kiss out of Lupin, but will she find it as easy to get a first date? Hmm…she’ll just have to consult her book, “99 ways to get a wizard out on a date.” Sequel to Third Time's a Charm. please r&r!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,531 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2006 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Third Time's a Charm by raykoRavenclaw reviews
A oneshot about Tonks and her clumsy attempts to get a first kiss out of the shy Remus Lupin. Set back in OotP. Please r&r!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2006 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Heart of the Horselord by rynogeny reviews
AU, Eomer OC. During the first year of his reign, Eomer discovers the hard won peace of the War of the Ring is not as complete as they'd hoped, and that there's nothing simple about being King. Particularly love. Last chapter up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 171,259 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Eomer - Complete
Coffee Break by The Sugarfaerie reviews
What exactly does happen when you close your copy of Lord of the Rings? Short and silly.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Boromir - Complete
Where Do Elfings Come From? by Arden Skysender reviews
Glorfindel is in trouble. Again. What mess has his daughter gotten him into this time? How are elfings made? Watch the Balrog Slayer struggle with this one! continuations of my other pieces.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Glorfindel, Elrohir - Complete
The Further Adventures of Merry L Wood by Authoressinhiding reviews
Complete Merry's having nightmares. Rivendell is under storm. She can't reach the twins and Legolas, and they can't reach her. Sequel to Fangirls and Elffriends
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,241 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/31/2006 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Legolas, Elrohir - Complete
Starr Struck by crazyroninchic reviews
Sequel to 'Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around'. A daughter of Starr makes it her mission to find a way to bring MiddleEarth out from under her mother’s spell and back to normal.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,794 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/14/2006 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
There Is No Applause by JennyJoy4 reviews
Hannah gets a job at a mental hospital, translating for a man who will speak only Elvish. But she isn't exactly a huge fan of Tolkien anymore... COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,853 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/11/2006 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Complete
Prospice by JennyJoy4 reviews
Sequel to All Who See These Times. King Elessar and Queen Arwen have come north to relax with some friends and family, but rumors of orc activity have them worried. Katie Elvellon appears under terrible circumstances, and the adventure begins! COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,411 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Elrohir - Complete
Belly Butter by Pentangle-linnon reviews
Bad, BAD Elladan! Aragorn. Elrond. Twins. Glorfindel. Poor, poor, Erestor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,809 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/12/2005 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Aragorn, Elrohir
Guess How Much by Merenwen 'Aldalas' Silverleaf reviews
Elladan and Elrohir are putting five year old Aragorn to bed.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Aragorn, Elrohir - Complete
Trivial Matters by Thundera Tiger reviews
A bit of inanity cleverly disguised as a vignette in which Legolas loses his patience, Aragorn makes an unsubstantiated claim, and Faramir outmaneuvers them both.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Faramir, Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
The Diary of an Accidental Mary Sue by Mhera and Co reviews
A Tolkien fanatic gets dropped into Middle earth as a companion to a Sue. Constructive criticism welcomed. All canon characters and locations belong to Tolkien's estate.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,852 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/16/2005 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Complete
I Told You So by Arden Skysender reviews
Don't You just love it when Glorfindel is proven wrong? Again! a continuation of my other stories
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Glorfindel, Elrohir - Complete
The Return of the King by jilian baade reviews
A mysterious orc is captured near the Shire by the Bounders. Taken to Rivendell for investigation, this strange orc's even stranger fate is revealed. Now complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/13/2005 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Elrond - Complete
Skylark by Shai Nevermore reviews
Skyla Connelly never really thought beyond the next track meet, the next audition...basically, she took things as they came. It never crossed her mind that she might find herself in the middle of a battle...or that she would be forced to marry her rescuer
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,593 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/22/2005 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Eomer, Lothíriel - Complete
Step to the Left by Rhys reviews
Elrond dances with his daughter one last time.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Elrond, Arwen U. - Complete
A Mysterious Way by JennyJoy4 reviews
Sequel to Dark and Deep. Katie's grandmother Vivian has appeared in Rivendell as well, and together they begin to learn more about the relationship between Men and Elves. But something is not right in the peaceful community of Imladris... COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,749 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/17/2005 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Elrohir - Complete
Drabble: Angst DoubleDrabble by Imaginigma reviews
[Humour] Tragic news reach Rivendell. Impending doom looms at the gates. What news does Glorfindel birng to Elrond?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Glorfindel, Elrond - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2144 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Trial by Fire by Nea's world reviews
The requested story about Glorfindel & Carathwan: What can a tired old warrier and a naive young elf possibly have in common?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,386 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Glorfindel, Legolas - Complete
That is the Question by JennyJoy4 reviews
Sequel to There's Something Rotten in Rivendell. The parts are reversed: Now our four MiddleEarthlings end up in PAbut they don't like it very much. Tragedy ensues. Trying hard not to be tacky or MarySueish! COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,925 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/13/2005 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Elrohir, Legolas - Complete
The Blackthorn by Adamanta Altiere reviews
The last thing Legolas saw was an ugly, shapeless, giant shadow… And then the darkness fell upon him and remained so...COMPLETE. :o)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,642 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/23/2005 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Legolas - Complete
The King's Vineyard by Mary Aseltyne reviews
A young Dorwinion woman and her uncle travel north from the inland sea of Rhun to Esgaroth seeking employment at the vineyard of the Elvenking, Thranduil
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 180,006 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/15/2005 - Published: 7/20/2004 - Legolas
The Stone Lily by Gecco reviews
A mysterious chest is found in the ruins of Eregion and a secret of the late smith Celebrimbor is revealed.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,546 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/30/2005
Lavender and Ink by BurningTyger reviews
Glorfindel, through the eyes of his lord.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2005
A Gentleman Caller by tongue in cheek scribe reviews
Glorfindel pays someone an unexpected visit. PG 13. Humor, NON-CANON! Please do not expect to find anything even resembling canon here.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,243 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/26/2005 - Published: 1/9/2005
Elves, Hobbits, & MarySues, Oh My! by Paige Darke reviews
COMPLETE! A teenage girl is dropped into Middle-Earth. She finds herself the prisoner of a pair of Mary-Sues, with a complete lack of modern conveniences, reading material in ENGLISH, and everything she knows. And she most DEFINITELY does NOT want to be t
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 97,570 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Complete
You Could Have Caught Me by Captain Pagie reviews
Okay, I fall into M.E., but they haven't met a girl from Michigan, really, like no other MS, read it, it's funny...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 41,258 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/22/2005 - Published: 11/3/2004
Underling by Mikkeneko reviews
A typical exchange of insults between a Colonel and his undersized subordinate.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/10/2005
While they walked by Unhobbity Hobbit reviews
During those days of non-stop walking, the fellowship must have had some pretty inane conversations, mostly started by the hobbits. I've written a few of them down.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,870 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/21/2004 - Published: 2/5/2004 - Peregrin T., Boromir
Cantrip by bryn bnw reviews
The dour world of the Dúnedain proves harsh awakening for Elvish-raised Aragorn. ...And then there was Halbarad, the irrepressible and oft-cheeky Ranger whose middle name spelled "Disaster." [Pre-LotR, features Aragorn, Elrohir, Elladan, & Halbarad]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,808 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 10/7/2003
I Married WHO? by Captain Pagie reviews
Based on a dream of mine. Middle Earth is all messed up becuase of who I married. So guess who they make fix it?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2004
Diversions by Erestor reviews
Aragorn is planning his attack on the Black Gate. Legolas states the obvious one too many times. This is dedicated to whoever wrote the screenplay for RotK. Slightly revised June '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
The Ego Olympics by tongue in cheek scribe reviews
Legolas, Prince of Mirkwood, and Haldir, March Warden of Lothlorien, have been competitors in everything for a millennium. Which will win the Ego Olympics? AU, Non-Canon. Humor. Rated PG13 for offensive language and some adult situations. R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,437 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/19/2004 - Published: 9/15/2004
A New Breed of Malice by TrinityTheSheDevil reviews
An evil being has taken up residence in Rivendell, determined to drive Elrond into an early grave. But the elf lord cannot remove the foul creature, since Estel absolutely adores it and it is just so darn ... cute!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,143 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2004 - Aragorn, Elrond - Complete
Heading South by shinyhappypeople reviews
As the Ring heads South, the Fellowship learn about the depth of the friendship between Aragorn and Legolas
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,889 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 9/10/2004 - Published: 5/16/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn
Only a Game by JunoMagic reviews
When Jarro decided to test a new kind of computer game, she never knew how quickly the game would become real and dangerous... AU. OFC. Complete. Mithril Awards 2005 SemiFinalist.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,499 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/22/2004 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Elrohir - Complete
Betrothal Blues by jenolas reviews
Thranduil recieves some unexpected and useful advice from Oropher prior to his betrothal.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/15/2004 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Complete
Short by Mikkeneko reviews
I don't like it when people call Niisan short.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
The Secret Diary of Arwen's Twin Sister by Hwesta reviews
Dear Diary, Let me get this straight once and for all. I am not Arwen. I may look like her, sound like her, but please kill me before I start to act like her. My name is Sardwen and Arwen is my identical twin sister COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,329 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/25/2004 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Complete
Kinsman by Elf Eye reviews
Estel adopts a most peculiar pet, and both chaos and heartbreak ensue.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,769 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/5/2004 - Published: 7/3/2004 - Aragorn, Elrond
Silent Stranger by Gilimirin reviews
A girl falls into Middle-earth and is found my none other than Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli, the catch is she won't talk and the guys don't know if she is even able to. its sometime after LotR and rating may change when I figure out whats gonna happen.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,479 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/6/2004 - Published: 6/19/2003
The Day The Rules Changed by Hannanora-Potter reviews
Based on a sentence from The Philosophers' Stone. Underaged witches and wizards weren't always banned from doing magic in school holidays. Or, they weren't, until our favourite foursome just happened to do something to grab people's attention!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,389 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2004 - James P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Plums of the Caribbean by MsBrooklyn reviews
Sick of all those time-tripping OCs? Me, too. And yet...what would happen if Janet Evanovich's bounty hunter, Stephanie Plum, accidentally hurtled through time and space from Macy's parking lot to the Black Pearl? Think: Cluck-in-a-Bucket & doughnuts!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,970 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/2/2004 - Published: 2/16/2004 - Complete
The Games of the Gods, Book One: Setting the Board by vericus reviews
The last thing Rachel wanted to become was a tooperfect MarySue. But when she dies and gets transported to MiddleEarth with her friend, she finds she has little choice in the matter. Rating for language and being a MarySue with an attitude.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 285,571 - Reviews: 2376 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/23/2004 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Glorfindel, Haldir - Complete
Cywir Carennydd by Lone One reviews
A Marauders era fic, Remus centric. Everyone needs friends, even little werewolves. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 85,840 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/22/2004 - Published: 7/16/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Yellow Bird by HardlyFatal reviews
The only hint Orophin has of his secret admirer's identity is a yellow bird, but with his meddling brothers involved, will he ever learn who she is? COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,316 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/22/2004 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Haldir, Haldir - Complete
An open letter to Tolkien by Quinga reviews
Gil-galad is tired of being ignored. The way things are, as he sees it. Warning: Mild language and inneundo
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2004
Traps by MyGirlCrais reviews
With a week to kill before his wedding, Rumil bets Orophin they can make Haldir and his sworn enemy admit they are in love with each other. But the course of true love never does run smooth... HaldirOFC On Indefinite Hiatus
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,161 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/11/2004 - Published: 1/15/2004 - Haldir
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1249 - Favs: 1,805 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
The Perils of Coffee by Sol1056 reviews
Edward's first foray into sexual education...rated for explicit clinical language. Ahem.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,468 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Complete
No Living Man by Elana reviews
In which the Witch King realizes that, for an inhabitant of Middle Earth, the knowledge that you cannot be harmed by any living man is no reason to get cocky.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Complete
Moments Say So Much by Evadne reviews
The Fellowship sometimes has some trouble getting along
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/9/2004 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Gandalf, Frodo B.
The Troll in the Closet by Fairy Laughing reviews
Something is living in Estel’s closet between his winter cloak and black tunic. It’s Very Big, has glowing red eyes, wrinkly green skin, sharp yellow teeth and It’s favourite food is little boys. And Glorfindel is reunited with an old friend. One-shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Aragorn, Elrond - Complete
Murphy's Law for Elves by arabiasil reviews
Murphy's Law isn't just for humans anymore. A little sage advice for our elven friends, especially a certain elf lord and a golden haired archer.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/21/2004 - Published: 2/19/2004 - Elrond, Legolas
Shadow Dancer by Belladonna1 reviews
Nobody saw her. Nobody noticed. And she wanted it that way. Unfortunately, events were about to change all of that...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,586 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/28/2003 - Published: 12/28/2002 - Legolas
Glorfindel: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by insert pseudonym reviews
The guide for that loveable, but oft neglected Elven Lord: Glorfindel.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/14/2003
Dance With Me by jenolas reviews
Legolas is rescued from an unwanted situation by someone he least expects.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/11/2003 - Legolas, Galadriel - Complete
Unbound by twopoint reviews
A young Rivendell Elf considers how old it too old - What began as much banter with the Golden Elf we never see enough of, is starting to shift its shape - Glorfindel and OC.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,925 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/28/2003 - Published: 10/5/2003
Broken Wings by Lacewing reviews
A Hufflepuff girl is discovered by Severus Snape to be having visions, and they are about him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,180 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/5/2003 - Published: 7/8/2003 - Severus S. - Complete
Ghost of Imladris by Mirrordance reviews
The longest night of the year reveals the restless spirits of Rivendell to its visitor Legolas, as he joins Estel and the twin sons of Elrond in their yearly ghost-hunt. Lord Elrond in turn discovers that his boys needn't be outdoors to find trouble
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,998 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/27/2003 - Published: 10/26/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn
Elf Up a Tree by Erestor reviews
All Elrond wanted to do was sit in a tree and read a book by himself. Main Characters: every Elf in the vicinity. REVISED October '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/4/2003 - Elrond, Glorfindel - Complete
Inconvenient by rythmteck reviews
If coincidences are accidental, why do they seem so contrived? A story of coincidences, inconveniences, and a bit of love on the high seas. "Funny 'ole World, isn't it?" Has a little bit of everything for everybody. And a lot of Jack. COMPLETE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,772 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/3/2003 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Complete
Price of Peace, Dawn of Hope by rorrah reviews
Thranduil returns home to Greenwood after the Last Alliance and discovers sometimes finding a way to live after so much has been lost, is harder than expected.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,161 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/24/2003 - Published: 9/10/2003 - Complete
No Eyes Needed by vericus reviews
The day of Elrond's Council in Rivendell, a young girl in Minas Tirith gained a strange gift. Fostered by Aragorn and Arwen because of her gift, her life only becomes stranger when Legolas comes to visit, raising questions about her parentage.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 86,184 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/23/2003 - Published: 3/9/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
MiddleEarth High by gurl of gondor reviews
What happens when a young version of the Fellowship drops in unexpectedly to some teenagers' highschool? What happens when Saruman tells them their getting a new principal? What is the importance of their HS rings? Adventure and Hijinks await!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,734 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/14/2003 - Published: 4/24/2003
Out of the Frying Pan and Into the Fire by bryn bnw reviews
Prior to their journey, the Fellowship remained in Rivendell for two months. Let them not be accused of "lounging around." Botched scouting missions, misunderstandings, and enemies home and abroad. Proof that when in doubt, things can ALWAYS get worse.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 141,110 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/3/2003 - Published: 4/16/2002
Impressions by Faeryn reviews
As a Elfling Legolas proposed to a young She-Elf. She turned him down. Now hundereds of years later he tries again, this time without any intention of losing. No matter what the cost or what she throws in his path.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,039 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/31/2003 - Published: 4/12/2003 - Legolas
The Fall of Night by HardlyFatal reviews
Elrond, Haldir, and an old friend make a wager... can the twins and Rumil make a humourless young woman laugh? COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,114 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/23/2003 - Published: 6/24/2003 - Haldir, Elrond - Complete
Laughter by Jack Of Some Trades reviews
Harry lost the man he had come to think of as a friend, brother, and father. But laughter is one of the best medicines, and death isn't about to stop him from helping the healing process.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/3/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Trapped As A Mary Sue by o0-Key-0o reviews
Flashing hair and a captivating stare...What are Mary Sues made of? If you're a dedicated canon-lover, the answer may not be pretty... (Complete. Sequel: Trapped As A Mary Sue II)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,621 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/4/2003 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Complete
Ereinion and the Tummy Monster by Dragon Confused reviews
A toddler Ereinion discovers that he has a special friend down in his stomach, and has a happy family evening. Cuddly Ereinion and his Adar fluffiness. Main Characters: Ereinion (young Gil-galad), Fingon, Fingolfin, Arassë, and Ereinion's Naneth.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,888 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/31/2003
The Price of Peace by Klose reviews
An entry for the Maglor in History Challenge: How the life of one Mohandas Gandhi is interwined with that of our very own Maglor son of Feanor. With thanks to LadyElwing for the beta.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2003
Peredhil by Ereinion reviews
Elrond explains his after-name.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/7/2003
The Art of Stalking by Fairy Laughing reviews
A young Estel has decided that he wants to become a ranger, so the first logical step towards perfect rangerness is to master the art of stalking. Estel fails to sneak up on Elladan and Elrohir, but they agree to teach him how to stalk properly. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2003 - Aragorn, Elrond - Complete
Games of Innocence by Cirdan reviews
Elladan and Elrohir are young children and playing games. Elrond sees one of their games and faints.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2003 - Elrond
At the Rivendell Internet Cafe by Fennelseed reviews
The respectable members of the Fellowship get on the web and are shocked--shocked, I tell you!--to discover slash fiction about themselves.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/14/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
One Elf: Glorfindel in TTT by Cirdan reviews
Movie reality, AU. Elrond sends Glorfindel to aid the Battle of the Hornburg. Aragorn rejoices, but Theoden is worried. One Elf? Elrond sent one Elf? He is enough.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2003 - Aragorn, Elrond
Beyond the Shadow by Gemgold reviews
In the Halls of Mandos, Finrod feels guilty about something. Inspired by the Athrabeth Finrod ah Andreth
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/6/2003
A Word of Caution Regarding Hobbits by Baylor reviews
Hobbits. No one ever warned me about hobbits. Post-ROTK.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/28/2003 - Legolas, Peregrin T.
Confessions Of A Mary Sue by Lady Silence reviews
FotR: The Movie, through the eyes of a really bitter Mary Sue. Because being a Mary Sue isn't easy. Especially when you're surrounded by perfect ones.. R for language. Finished
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 46,756 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/23/2003 - Published: 11/30/2002 - Complete
Wanna Bet? by geminigrrl reviews
Legolas has returned to Mirkwood after his travels with the Fellowship. He realizes he wants to experience the kind of love Arwen and Aragorn share. Can a friendly wager help him find someone?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 33 - Words: 74,272 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/2/2003 - Published: 12/8/2002 - Legolas - Complete
Dissection of the Common WoodElf, Telerius galadh by bryn bnw reviews
Observation and Dissection of the Common Wood-Elf (Telerius galadh). Why do Elves glow? How does an Elf walk on snow? Methods of reproduction? It's Legolas as you've never seen him before.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2002 - Legolas
The Fellowship of the Elves by Cirdan reviews
In order to defeat the Dark Lord, the Elves form Fellowships of the Ring. Ch 2 covers some elves that I left out in Ch 1.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,609 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/31/2002 - Published: 10/28/2002 - Elrond, Samwise G.
Any Other Way by Kellen reviews
Aragorn attempts to explain his latest adventure to Elladan, with Legolas providing no help at all. PreFotR
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Published: 10/28/2002 - Complete
Taken Far Too Literally by GreyLadyBast reviews
Mary Sue thought she was safe once she outgrew her teens. Follow as she finds out why fanfic is much better onscreen than in person. Rated for VERY foul language, so be warned.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,948 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/5/2002 - Published: 2/13/2002
Personal Demons by Technoelfie reviews
Who said elves are nice? Elves are nasty, and a small glimpse into Legolas' mind proves it . . . A sequel of sorts to 'Divine Intervention'. [complete]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,960 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/22/2002 - Published: 7/14/2002 - Legolas - Complete
By Divine Intervention: Revenge of the Mary Sue by Technoelfie reviews
It's got Legolas in it again. The poor elf is becoming allergic to 21st century girls with nice hair, so what happens when a fedup reader who's got the hots for the elf decides to become a MarySue herself? [complete]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,501 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/24/2002 - Published: 2/24/2002 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Where do Elfies Come From? by shinelrond reviews
Arwen is on a little quest to find out where she came from but the adults aren't being very helpful....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/17/2002 - Arwen U., Elrond
I finally settle the "Great Hair Debate"! by The Evil Old Woman reviews
Tolkien scholars have spend enough time arguing about Legolas' hair color - so I present the only possible answer! (A parody of Tolkien scholarship that contains actual research. Hopefully funny; at least canon and proofread.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2002
Gofi and the Balrog by Levade reviews
Elrond's twin sons have some questions about that Balrog, and know just who to ask.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/13/2002 - Glorfindel, Elrohir
How Isildur *really* died by The Evil Old Woman reviews
How Isildur *really* died - it wasn't from an Orc-arrow! 99% canon, proofread, and hopefully funny.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2002
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10 Fates reviews
...and some more. That await the Mary Sues in Middle-Earth. Mild swearing in a chapter, warning given before that.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,059 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 5/4/2014
Beware the frozen, wait, what? reviews
What happens when Frozen characters are replaced by that of HP universe? Madness galore! AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14
Ghost of a Rose reviews
There was a time when even Kaname had hope. A time when his eyes shone with happiness. A time, whose memories he keeps locked away, in the deepest, darkest corner of his heart. Kaname X HoodedWoman
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2 - Kaname K.
Like you Like me reviews
Not every love has a happy ending. One-shot. Written for a contest.
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Kaname K., OC - Complete
City of Voy reviews
A new setting. An old love. A new evil. An old enemy. Will everything perish? Or is there still hope?
Dracula Untold - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/9/2014
Legends Speak Season 1 reviews
The greatest talk show ever...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 7/23/2014
I What? reviews
A dreadful event happened to her. Or did it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2014
Changed viewpoint: The Hobbit reviews
So this is one of the greatest adventures of the smallest of beings. We all know the story right? Wrong. It's time we hear the thoughts of other non-human(and human) characters. Read on to find out.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 2/15/2014 - Gandalf, Bilbo B.
Pain, Anguish, Healing reviews
Maybe, the pain we face is not the worst in the world...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Faramir - Complete
This is not your place to give up reviews
What if Lady Galadriel wasn't the one to help Frodo when he was trapped in Shelob's lair?
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Complete
Atonement reviews
A little incident. A great realization.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Roy M., Scar - Complete