BlackVeiledParawhoreWithSirens
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Joined 01-08-13, id: 4471510, Profile Updated: 04-30-13
Author has written 4 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Maximum Ride, and Vampire Diaries.

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Name: Chloe

Age: 14

Appearance: Medium Blue Hair, Pale Skin, Brown Eyes

Favorite Bands/Artists: Black Veil Brides, Paramore, Sleeping With Sirens, Marina & The Diamonds, Lana Del Rey, Rihanna, Mumford and Sons, Pierce The Veil, Ed Sheeran, The Beatles, The Cure, Muse, Emilie Autumn, Bob Marley & The Wailers, P!nk, Avril Lavigne, Rise Against, Goo Goo Dolls, Cher Lloyd ( *le gasp, how mainstream of me*), Zedd, Skylar Grey, Blood On The Dance Floor ( *teehee XD, Panic!At The Disco

Favorite Movies : Cabin In The Woods, Warm Bodies, Perks Of Being A Wallflower, Sinister, Resident Evil Movies, Night Of The Living Dead, Mummy & The Mummy Returns, Hocus Pocus , Anything Disney, Grave Encounters, Dawn of The Dead, Land of The Dead, * Can't Wait For Spring Breakers, City of Bones, World War , Evil Dead

Favorite Books : Harry Potter, PJATO, Kane Chronicles, Maximum Ride, Mortal Instruments, Wicked Lovely

Favorite TV Shows: Vampire Diaries *Damon is mm mm good ;D* , Bones, The Colony , Invader Zim, Ghost Hunters * Grant Will Be Missed

Favorite Food: Chocolate Chip Cookies!

Favorite Animal: Owls, and Kittens

Pets: 1 kitten and 1 guinea pig

There's me in a nutshell!


Couples I Ship :

SadeXAnubis

CarterxWalt

DamonxElena

CarolinexKlaus

BonniexJeremy

StephanxRebekah

PercyxAnnabeth

KatiexTravis

Jenna(R.I.P.)xAlaric(R.I.P.)

MangusxAlec

JacexClary

IsabellexSimon

Max/Fang

Nudge/Iggy

Ella/Gazzy/

Angel/Dylan

Rose/Adrian

Lissa/Christian

Eddie/Mia

Dimitri/His Hand ( if you get my meaning *wink wink*

Kaye/Roiben

Val/Ravus

Corny/Luis

Stark/Zoey/Erik( can't decide if I like Erik or Stark better!)

Aislinn/Seth

* That's Pretty Much All The Couples I'll Be Writing About :) *


I don't have a dirty mind, I have a SEXY IMAGINATION

If you think that Magnus Bane would beat Albus Dumbledore, copy and paste this to your profile

The Maximum Ride Pledge.

I promise to remember Max

When someone has leadership skills

I promise to remember Angel

When I see something with gills

I promise to remember Fang

When someone doesn't talk a lot

I promise to remember Ari

When someone is forgotten

I promise to remember Gazzy

When I see a giant bomb

I promise to remember Dr. Martinez

When I see a great mom

I promise to remember Nudge

When someone talks to much

I promise to remember Jeb

When someone hates my guts

I promise to remember Iggy

When I see someone blind

I promise to remember Dylan

When I see a face I want to grind

I promise to remember Total

When I see a little dog

And I promise to remember The Flock

When I see birds through the fog

I promise to remember Maximum Ride

Where ever I go

-Simowin The Lawn(

-BVB Army Forever

The PJO Pledge:

I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go


Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie T.V. Show, video game, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile

IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you think that Percabeth is the best pairing EVER! paste this to your profile

You're a...

CHILD OF ZEUS

You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides
You are hydrophobiac

1/10

CHILD OF POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.
Your favourite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobiac

2/10

CHILD OF HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be)
You write in diary/journal/blog.
You feel most active at night.

10/10

CHILD OF DEMETER

You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

1/10

CHILD OF ARES

You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.

2/10

CHILD OF ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You've never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

10/10

CHILD OF APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight A's in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

7/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favorite animals
You can shoot targets
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun
Zoe Nightshade is awesome
You love wild animals
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters

4/10

CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.

0/10

CHILD OF APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

0/10

CHILD OF HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

7/10

CHILD OF DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute..
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.

2/10


The 27 Commandments of Fanfiction

1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it.

2.Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses.

3.Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story.

4.Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting.

5.Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.

6.Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well.

7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious.

8.Thou shalt not use , ;, or :( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character.

9.Thou shall try-eth to keep characters in character!

10.Thou shall not treat every criticism as a flame.

11.The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.

12.Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary.

13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length.

14. Thou shall not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character- yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character.

15.If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning.

16.Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).

17.Thou shalt show and not tell.

18.Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.

19.Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est- writing is an art.

20.Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise.

21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader.

22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confuse-ed.

23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason.

24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep.

25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story.

26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside.

27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers.



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YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER TOO LONG WHEN...

1) You accidentaly enter your password in your microwave

2) You havent played solitaire with real cards for years

3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is because the dont have a screen name or my space

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote then pushing the buttons on your tv

6) Your boss dosent have the abilitly to do your job

7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling

8) As you read this list your thinking about sendig it to your friends

9) And you were to busy to notice number 5

10) You scrolled baack up to see if there was number 5

11) Now your laughing at your self stupidly

12) Put this in your profile and you know you did

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz(Actually, I have blue hair :)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.( I don;t need to be NA to do that :)

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f-ing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.( I am)
And the most annoying; I'M A PUNK/GOTH/EMO, so I MUST LOVE Black Veil Brides( I do actuallyXD)

Friends: Will comfort you when he rejects you

Best Friends: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

Friends: Will be there for you when he breaks your heart

Best Friends: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

Friends: Will help you up when you fall

Best Friends: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, Dumb ass?"

Friends: Helps you find your prince

Besat Friends: Kidnaps him and brings him to you

Friends: Will ask you if you're ok when you're crying

Best Friends: Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person who made you cry

Friends: Will pass you a soda

Best Friends: Will dump theirs on you

Friends: Will help you learn to drive

Best Friends: Will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance

Friends: Gives you their umbrella in the rain

Best Friends: Takes yours and runs

Friends: Will help you move

Best Friends: Will help you move the bodies

Friends: Will hide you from the cops

Best Friends: Are probably the reason they're after you in the first place

Friends: Will bail you out of jail

Best Friends: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awsome! Let's do it again!"

Friends: Never ask for anything to eat or drink

Best Friends: Are the reason you have no food

Friends: Will help you find your way when you're lost

Best Friends: Will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions

Friends: Asks you to write down your number

Best Friends: Has you on speed dial

Friends: Borrows your stuff for a few days and then gives it back

Best Friends: Loses you stuff and says, "My bad...here's a tissue"

Friends: Only know a few things about you

Best Friends: Could write a very embarrassing biography on you life...

Friends: Would knock on your front door

Best Friends: Would walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!"

Friends: You have to tell them not to tell anyone

Best Friends: Already know not to tell

Friends: Are only through school/college

Best Friends: Are for life

Friends: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough

Best Friend: Will looke at look at you stumbling all over the place & say, "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste"

Friends: Would ignore this

Best Friends: Will re-post this shit

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass

FRIENDS: bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FRIENDS: Will ignore this

BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crap

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Bring you a tissue to dry your tears.

BEST FRIENDS: Have a shovel ready to bury the asshole who did this to you.

Copy and paste whatever you have done from this list:

Push doors that clearly say PULL

Laugh harder when you try to explain why you're laughing

Walk into a room and forget why you were there

Count on your fingers to add something in math class

Try to accomplish things with time still on the microwave

Say "It's a long story" when it's really not.

Watch 1 propeller go round and round on a fan

Say the ABCs in your head to see what letter comes next

Have a mini spazz attack when you're dreaming that you're falling

Sweetness

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If

you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. (Maybe its true,I'm not gonna risk it!


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

I hate this a lot


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Summer Love by Blondie B. Happy reviews
Annabeth is convinced that life will never be like a happy song, so she tries to keep it real. She decides to spend some time with her dad over the summer in Naples. She'll be working at the Waldorf Astoria Resort there for three months. It just so happens that a certain Percy Jackson is the lifeguard. Annabeth may not believe in love stories, but will he change that for her? AU/AH
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 61,590 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Flat Out Falling by HeyItsHannah19 reviews
'The ecstatic screams grew louder and louder and I could hear the girls screaming something that sounded like. "NICK WE LOVE YOU!" I gasped again. I couldn't be… No. There was no way it was him...' Max is in NYC living out her dream. Fang is in a wildly popular band. When their worlds collide, they'll be in for quite the ride. FAX! No Wings! Please read! Story better than summary!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,835 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
SuperStar? Meet SuperNormal by NonUserNumber1 reviews
Max is in for a massive surprise when her half term ends and she goes back to school. And Fang... Well, you'll have to read to find out, won't you? CONTINUED BY THE WAY NOT OVER YET
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,525 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Max, Fang
Snippets by greysky3 reviews
Moments of the flock's life while they stay at Dr. Martinez's. FANG never happened. Nudge's fail birthday, misteltoe mishaps, a carnival, hacking NASA, and more. FAX, EGGY.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 33,619 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013
Party Boys Like You Don't Save Cinderellas Like Me by dreams-and-schemes86 reviews
Maximum Ride is a semi-normal girl who's trying hard to live life right. Nick Walker is a famous singer with a rep for being a "Party Boy". What will happen when they accidently meet at a concert? And what will Nick do to win over Max? Major Fax! Rated T. *no wings*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 33,275 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Max, Fang
A Greek Twist by LeeTae reviews
He is surrounded by darkness. She is the light that shines almost tauntingly in front of him. He always gets what he desires, and he wants her. She will be his. Forever. Hades/Persephone FAX (being revised)
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Max, Fang
Collection of Cute-ness! by LoveHappyEndings reviews
No summary really. Basically what the title says. I write one one shot a week. Suggestions welcome!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,856 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013
LA Rush by LaxChick25 reviews
Max, Iggy, Dylan, Nudge, and Gazzy are in a famous band, L.A. Rush. They're living the dream but they hadn't always been famous. Max has a tad bit of a dark past that seems to haunt her. When band manager, Ash, brings his niece and nephew along for the ride of fame will everyone get along? I know the band thing is overdone but try you might like it. FAX & EGGY!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 141,995 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Complete
Riviera Stone and the Quest of Truth by PiperAnnabeth reviews
Riviera Stone soon finds out she is a daughter of demigods after being raised by a mortal family. Who are her parents? To find out about her history, she needs to go to a dangerous quest throughout America. What will happen to her and her crew? To find out, read Riviera Stone and the Quest of Truth, a fanfiction to blow your mind away!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,869 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013
A Little Joy by Danielle Salvatore reviews
After Elena goes away for a much needed spa weekend with Bonnie and Caroline, Damon is left behind to set up the boarding house for Christmas...along with Stefan and his daughter Delena. (Contains a small dose of DE, Salvatore brother bickering, and Damon-daughter fluff) Written as a very late Christmas present for my friend Hailey.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Elena G., Stefan S., Damon S. - Complete
Crossword Puzzle by MilaBelle reviews
A little story about a lazy Sunday.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
I see the light by Magnusjane25 reviews
Alec goes on his first date with Magnus. T for singing and swearing, and Gwyneth Paltrow.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Sun Also Rises by Niknakz93 reviews
Malec fluff. So fluffy it can choke. -Oneshot-
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Creamed & Whipped by The Cloaked Witch reviews
A very short (fluffy) two-shot. Fang teaches Max how to bake cupcakes and has a surprise for her. On the day of Angel's birthday, it's Max's turn to surprise Fang.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Fang, Max - Complete
Glitter, Sweatshirts, and Other Nice Things by TheSlytherinFromDistrictFour reviews
"I do not have glitter in my hair." "Obviously, it's not mine. Look at it!" Just a bunch of really short, Magnus/Alec drabbles. Fluff.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Alec's Makeover by 404 Error Author Not Found reviews
When Magnus decided Alec's hair is to plain, what happens? A makeover for Alec of course! Malec! No flames, please. Just constructive critisism. R&R!ONE-SHOT!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Sinking Tide by AmberHerondale reviews
Post CoLS. Malec. Alec can't seem to deal after the breakup, and resorts to cutting himself. Jace, Magnus, and others find out, all hell breaks loose. A bit overdone, but always fun. Co-authored with emcfal6406.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Training with the Nephilim by MilaBelle reviews
Magnus goes to pick up Alec from the Institute but ends up joining in with a training session.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Of Warm Coke and Laughter by musikfreakmeg reviews
A series of one-shots with a pretty good dose of Fax in them. Latest: The One We Didn't See - the beach, the cave, the dock, then...? Between TFW and MAX. I don't own Maximum Ride or any of the characters.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,083 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Max, Fang
Shiver Shiver by spamanas
It's cold outside and Magnus is feeling a little intimate. Based on the song "Shiver Shiver" by Walk the Moon
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Let's talk about feelings by ItIsJustAGame reviews
Anubis/Sadie oneshots collection!
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Anubis, Sadie K.
Learn by pajamasecrets reviews
Anubis shows Sadie what he's learned about modern courtship rituals.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Anubis, Sadie K. - Complete
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Behind The Scenes reviews
Just small one-shots describing the life and romance going on at the Boarding House! Expect fluff, romance, drama, and mor-Oh wait, this isn't a dramatic commercial, but still! Couples in this amazing tale of love*ahem* include Delena, Stebekah, and slight Klaroline! Woot woot! Rated T for Language, slight sexuality, and Damon's sexy self*that should be rated R*
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Damon S., Elena G., Rebekah, Stefan S.
Friends At First Sight, Love At What Sight reviews
Maximum Ride had the golden life; athletic, popular, amazing family. Until her mom packs her and her sister up and moves them from Phoenix,Arizona to Denver,Colorado. There, she realizes her life is better there due to friends that actually like her, and then there's Fang Walker, her next-door neighbor. They immediately declare themselves long-lost best friends,but could it be more
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Fang, Max
Serena Mathers & The Quest For Hera's Necklace
Serena Mathers and her twin, Veronica, have always been considered normal. Everyone was dead wrong. Now they're stuck in a camp where people are telling them they're the offspring of a god and a mortal. To top it off, Serena has to go on a quest to find Queen Hera's power source, her necklace. Will her and her merry band of demigods make it, or will they persih?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Published: 4/3/2013