Author has written 4 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Maximum Ride, and Vampire Diaries.
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3464567/DreamXToXxxX-DieX Old Account :)
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3295594/ My best friend on this site :) :) :)
Appearance: Medium Blue Hair, Pale Skin, Brown Eyes
Favorite Bands/Artists: Black Veil Brides, Paramore, Sleeping With Sirens, Marina & The Diamonds, Lana Del Rey, Rihanna, Mumford and Sons, Pierce The Veil, Ed Sheeran, The Beatles, The Cure, Muse, Emilie Autumn, Bob Marley & The Wailers, P!nk, Avril Lavigne, Rise Against, Goo Goo Dolls, Cher Lloyd ( *le gasp, how mainstream of me*), Zedd, Skylar Grey, Blood On The Dance Floor ( *teehee XD, Panic!At The Disco
Favorite Movies : Cabin In The Woods, Warm Bodies, Perks Of Being A Wallflower, Sinister, Resident Evil Movies, Night Of The Living Dead, Mummy & The Mummy Returns, Hocus Pocus , Anything Disney, Grave Encounters, Dawn of The Dead, Land of The Dead, * Can't Wait For Spring Breakers, City of Bones, World War , Evil Dead
Favorite Books : Harry Potter, PJATO, Kane Chronicles, Maximum Ride, Mortal Instruments, Wicked Lovely
Favorite TV Shows: Vampire Diaries *Damon is mm mm good ;D* , Bones, The Colony , Invader Zim, Ghost Hunters * Grant Will Be Missed
Favorite Food: Chocolate Chip Cookies!
Favorite Animal: Owls, and Kittens
Pets: 1 kitten and 1 guinea pig
There's me in a nutshell!
Couples I Ship :
Dimitri/His Hand ( if you get my meaning *wink wink*
Stark/Zoey/Erik( can't decide if I like Erik or Stark better!)
* That's Pretty Much All The Couples I'll Be Writing About :) *
I don't have a dirty mind, I have a SEXY IMAGINATION
If you think that Magnus Bane would beat Albus Dumbledore, copy and paste this to your profile
The Maximum Ride Pledge.
I promise to remember Max
When someone has leadership skills
I promise to remember Angel
When I see something with gills
I promise to remember Fang
When someone doesn't talk a lot
I promise to remember Ari
When someone is forgotten
I promise to remember Gazzy
When I see a giant bomb
I promise to remember Dr. Martinez
When I see a great mom
I promise to remember Nudge
When someone talks to much
I promise to remember Jeb
When someone hates my guts
I promise to remember Iggy
When I see someone blind
I promise to remember Dylan
When I see a face I want to grind
I promise to remember Total
When I see a little dog
And I promise to remember The Flock
When I see birds through the fog
I promise to remember Maximum Ride
Where ever I go
-Simowin The Lawn(
-BVB Army Forever
The PJO Pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie T.V. Show, video game, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile
IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you think that Percabeth is the best pairing EVER! paste this to your profile
CHILD OF ZEUS
You like being in charge.
CHILD OF POSEIDON
You feel at home in the water.
CHILD OF HADES
You’re not that much of a people person.
CHILD OF DEMETER
You own a garden.
CHILD OF ARES
You often start fights.
CHILD OF ATHENA
You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
CHILD OF APOLLO
You’re very creative and artistic.
HUNTER OF ARTEMIS
You dislike boys in general.
CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS
You have a way with tools.
CHILD OF APHRODITE
Every guy/girl swoons for you.
CHILD OF HERMES
You like pickpocketing your friends.
CHILD OF DIONYSUS
You’re the life of the party.
The 27 Commandments of Fanfiction
1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it.
2.Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses.
3.Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story.
4.Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting.
5.Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.
6.Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well.
7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious.
8.Thou shalt not use , ;, or :( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character.
9.Thou shall try-eth to keep characters in character!
10.Thou shall not treat every criticism as a flame.
11.The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.
12.Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary.
13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length.
14. Thou shall not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character- yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character.
15.If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning.
16.Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).
17.Thou shalt show and not tell.
18.Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.
19.Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est- writing is an art.
20.Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise.
21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader.
22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confuse-ed.
23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason.
24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep.
25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story.
26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside.
27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers.
YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER TOO LONG WHEN...
1) You accidentaly enter your password in your microwave
2) You havent played solitaire with real cards for years
3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is because the dont have a screen name or my space
4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote then pushing the buttons on your tv
6) Your boss dosent have the abilitly to do your job
7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling
8) As you read this list your thinking about sendig it to your friends
9) And you were to busy to notice number 5
10) You scrolled baack up to see if there was number 5
11) Now your laughing at your self stupidly
12) Put this in your profile and you know you did
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
Friends: Will comfort you when he rejects you
Best Friends: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
Friends: Will be there for you when he breaks your heart
Best Friends: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
Friends: Will help you up when you fall
Best Friends: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, Dumb ass?"
Friends: Helps you find your prince
Besat Friends: Kidnaps him and brings him to you
Friends: Will ask you if you're ok when you're crying
Best Friends: Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person who made you cry
Friends: Will pass you a soda
Best Friends: Will dump theirs on you
Friends: Will help you learn to drive
Best Friends: Will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance
Friends: Gives you their umbrella in the rain
Best Friends: Takes yours and runs
Friends: Will help you move
Best Friends: Will help you move the bodies
Friends: Will hide you from the cops
Best Friends: Are probably the reason they're after you in the first place
Friends: Will bail you out of jail
Best Friends: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awsome! Let's do it again!"
Friends: Never ask for anything to eat or drink
Best Friends: Are the reason you have no food
Friends: Will help you find your way when you're lost
Best Friends: Will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions
Friends: Asks you to write down your number
Best Friends: Has you on speed dial
Friends: Borrows your stuff for a few days and then gives it back
Best Friends: Loses you stuff and says, "My bad...here's a tissue"
Friends: Only know a few things about you
Best Friends: Could write a very embarrassing biography on you life...
Friends: Would knock on your front door
Best Friends: Would walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!"
Friends: You have to tell them not to tell anyone
Best Friends: Already know not to tell
Friends: Are only through school/college
Best Friends: Are for life
Friends: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough
Best Friend: Will looke at look at you stumbling all over the place & say, "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste"
Friends: Would ignore this
Best Friends: Will re-post this shit
FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass
FRIENDS: bail you outta jail
BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song
FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you
FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you
FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders
FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven
FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine
FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone
FRIENDS: dare you to scream into the street
BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking
FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"
BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you
FRIENDS: Will ignore this
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crap
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Bring you a tissue to dry your tears.
BEST FRIENDS: Have a shovel ready to bury the asshole who did this to you.
Copy and paste whatever you have done from this list:
Push doors that clearly say PULL
Laugh harder when you try to explain why you're laughing
Walk into a room and forget why you were there
Count on your fingers to add something in math class
Try to accomplish things with time still on the microwave
Say "It's a long story" when it's really not.
Watch 1 propeller go round and round on a fan
Say the ABCs in your head to see what letter comes next
Have a mini spazz attack when you're dreaming that you're falling
This is really sweet...
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. (Maybe its true,I'm not gonna risk it!
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
I hate this a lot