Author has written 1 story for Naruto, and One Piece.
A bit about myself
Gender: 100% male
Likes: Manga/Anime, SciFi, Crossover, RTS Games, My family, "Married... with Children"
Dragon Ball Pact: "This pact is meant to hold together the remaining fans of Dragon Ball/Z/GT. Whether you like the FUNimation, Kai, or the Ocean dub, whether you like the manga or the anime, whether you say 'Saiyan' or 'Saiya-jin', we must stand strong and united, for we are the last of our dying race. And all those who are true fans, post this up on your page, forever proclaiming your Dragon Ball heritage. Be proud, for you are a true Saiyan!"
What series got me really into Anime/Manga: "Naruto"
Favourite Naruto Movie: "Naruto Shippūden the Movie (2007)"
Favourite Manga: "Berserk" - A true masterpiece with godlike art! Why can't one of the best manga of all time FINALLY get the anime adaptation it deserves?! Fuck all this clunky CGI Playstation 2 graphics bullshit!
Favourite Anime: "One Punch Man" - Pure comedy gold with plenty of kick-ass action as well as gorgeous animation and beastly soundtracks!
Second Favourite Anime:"Dragonball Z Kai" (Not the censored kiddy version!) - Hands down the best English dub of DBZ to date! An almost perfect adaptation of the manga with little to no filler and amazing voice acting. The only thing I miss are the Bruce Faulconer soundtracks.
Favourite DBZ Movie: "Bojack Unbound"
Other Anime/Manga series I enjoy and recommend: "One Piece", "Kill la Kill", "Akame ga Kill", "Fate/Zero", "Yū Yū Hakusho", "Higurashi no Naku Koro ni", "Toriko (Manga-only)", "Rosario Vampire", "Shokugeki no Sōma", "Hellsing Ultimate", Chūnibyō Demo Koi ga Shitai!", "Kiseijū/Parasyte", "Death Note", "Dragon Ball Multiverse", "Dragonball Absalon", "Dragon Ball AF - After the Future"
Dragon Ball Super aka Dragon Bull Shit rant: I'm out, I can't take this anymore, it's too painful to watch. As a long time fan of this series I feel greatly insulted not just by Toei but Toriyama as well. Compared to this pile of horseshit Dragon Ball GT looks godlike and that's really sad. At least in GT we had a couple of badass Super Saiyan 4 moments, interesting concepts (which were just badly executed), and some good soundtracks. Super on the other hand has no memorable soundtracks whatsoever, god awful pace and animation, many continuity issues, the fights leave much to be desired, and Gohan is a pussy. I find absolutely nothing enjoyable about this show as well as the new manga. If you want to experience a legit attempt at a continuation of DBZ I highly recommend checking out the "Dragonball Multiverse Webcomic".
Naruto Manga Rant (chapters 679-700):
I can't believe all the bullshit that occurred. First, Kishi literally took a dump on my favourite character in the show (Madara), which pisses me off so much till today! The entire Kaguya arc was a debacle in my eyes. Fuck that dumb bitch! Unlike Madara she has neither a personality nor charisma, and no battle sense or motivation to be a villain. Her goal makes no sense at all. With all the power she had absorbed why would she need an army of White Zetsu in the first place? White Zetsu, seriously?! They are weak! What damage could they have possibly inflicted on Momoshiki and Kinshiki? Controlling the remaining shinobi of the alliance would have been a much better option, far greater battle prowess. One might argue that she desired an immortal army, then why not turn all shinobi into regenerating Edo Tensei zombies? There were more than enough civilians to use as sacrifices for that. Besides, why didn't she simply leave Team Seven in another dimension until they starved to death and be done with it? Or better yet, just send them to the fucking acid dimension!
Furthermore, Naruto called Obito 'The coolest guy ever', a grown man lusting after a thirteen year old girl and responsible for countless atrocities as well as killing Neji, one of his closest friends, on the same day! WTF?! Then there's 'Chakra-Ghost' Obito hopping into Kakashi in order to give him one of the most ridiculous bullshit power-ups in shōnen, no, manga history. Not to mention he apparently went to heaven together with Rin... Anyhow, Naruto vs Sasuke Round 2. That entire confrontation felt forced to me, as if they just had to fight because the fanbase wanted to see a rematch, there was absolutely no 'heart' like in the first battle if you know what I mean. I perceived it as a poor attempt to create a Naruto version of the legendary Goku vs Majin Vegeta fight. What a disappointed, all that hype over the years for nothing. But I have to admit, the anime did redeem this fight somewhat by partially making up for what the manga version lacked in my opinion.
Lastly, the ending *Double Facepalm* Instead of giving us answers to the truly important questions like Kabuto's, Orochimaru's, and Karin's fate (she's an Uzumaki after all, Naruto's last living relative if you exclude his children), or if Naruto finally abolished the Hyūga clan's tradition of branding its branch members with the cursed seal as he promised Neji in part one, all we got from Kishi was basically pairing fanservice as well as a brief look at their future kids. Really?! How underwhelming for a series that used to be so great and Naruto's short hairstyle sucks balls. Regarding the next generation, it's still a bit early to judge, but so far only Sarada and Mitsuki have captured my attention, I do like her a lot, she's awesome, Sarada for next Hokage! Lastly, I heavily dislike Boruto, he's shit tier to me. Seriously, why can't Sarada be the new main character?!
My current project: "Rokushiki no Naruto"
Overview of all Rokushiki techniques: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjgVOYJGf5c
I didn't make that video by the way. All credit goes to the person who owns this youtube account. Furthermore, I don't own any of the pictures below. (Copy and paste the links manually, for some odd reason marking them as links doesn't work anymore, sorry for the inconvenience)
Naruto's new haircut (Chapter 9): dbcproject.deviantart.com/art/Dragon-Ball-Z-Tarble-183835496
Sasuke's new appearance (Chapter 10): david-y-f.deviantart.com/art/Izuna-Uchiha-292180027
Sakura's jacket (Chapter 10): It's briefly shown in episode 3 of the original anime
As a backup I decided to also post the story on Archive of Our Own in case of another purge like in 2012, better safe than sorry. However, this is still my main account, any new content will be released here first.
Here's the link: archiveofourown.org/works/2024937
"Married... with Children" - Memorable quotes
Al Bundy's speech to a woman who calls him a loser:
"You think I'm a loser? Because I have a stinking job that I hate, a family that doesn't respect me, and a whole city that curses the day I was born? Well, that may mean loser to you, but let me tell you something. Every day when I wake up in the morning, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep. So I get up. I have my watered-down Tang and my still-frozen Pop Tart. I get in my car with no gas, no upholstery, and six more payments. I fight honking traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes onto the cloven hooves of people like you. I'll never play football like I wanted to. I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman. And I'll never know the joy of driving through the city without a bag over my head. But I'm not a loser. Because, despite it all, me and every other guy who'll never be what they wanted to be, is out there, being what we don't want to be, forty hours a week, for life. And the fact that I haven't put a gun in my mouth, you pudding of a woman, makes me a winner!"
Al Bundy's Christmas poem
"There is the night before christmas, and all through the house,
NO MA'AM's Nine Commandments (National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood)
The Nine Commandments were given to us by Al himself and given to him by Ironhead Haynes. Living by these commandments is a commitment to living a life free of being politically correct.
1. It's okay to call hooters "knockers," "juggs" and sometimes "snack trays."
NO MA'AM's demands:
Al: "Demand one, you gals want a ladies night, try having it in the kitchen cooking for a man. Demand two, don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat, we hate that. Besides it's not the dress that makes you look fat. It's the fat that makes you look fat. Demand three, don't ask us to talk or cuddle after sex, or before sex or during sex. You're lucky we take our pants off."
Life, beer, marriage and other stuff:
"I'm the only guy in the world who has to wake up to have a nightmare."
"That's what being a man is like: making mistakes and not caring."
"Pretty woman make us buy beer, ugly woman make us drink beer."
Marcy: "Violence on TV desensitizes people", Al replies "So does marriage and they haven't canceled that yet."
"I'm not paying for mistakes. I've been doing that since I got married."
"Insurance is like marriage. You pay and pay but you never get anything back."
"I married you 'til death do us part. So when I'm dead, I'm free to date."
"A man's castle is his pants."
"We are men, it's our god given right to watch sports and smut."
"We know where real violence comes from. And it's not from that magic box I like to call TV."
"Anyway. My kids may not be angels, but when they screw up I don't blame TV. I put the blame squarely where it belongs. On their mother. So in conclusion I like to say. The next time you want to find the source of violence try to look on the other side of the screen."
"A man's home is his coffin."
"I hate life, life hates me."
"If God had wanted women to play ball, he would've made them men."
"How come when I make it, it's our money, but when you make it it's your money?"
"It's only a game if you win but if you lose it's a stinking waste of time."
"I'm so hungry I could eat a vegetable!"
"Peg, you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs, you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex, but there's no way on earth you can make me get a second job."
"The opera isn't over until the last heterosexual falls asleep."
"I hate my life. Can't eat, can't sleep, can't bury the wife in the backyard."
"I was driving home, God knows why..."
"It's only cheating if you get caught."
"But Peg, we've been married for seventeen years - can't we just be friends?"
"Home sweet hell."
"If you want something fixed right, get an ugly guy to do it."
"I had a dream last night. A big red haired mosquito in tight pants was hovering over me sucking money out of my wallet."
"We all have to live with our disappointments... I have to sleep with mine."
"There's two things that the Bundy's don't do. We don't eat vegetables and we don't tap."
"In order for a house to be a home, only one can make the rules."
"Oh. life is good! But not for me..."
"Oh mighty one in the heavens who created the mountains, the seas and beer..."
"Now wait a second. My pretty teenage daughter with the brain of a fruit-fly earned a thousand dollars in three nights. Should I be worried?"
"The brain doesn't need blood. It just needs to be kept wet."
"I'm a living example of how the brain really doesn't need blood to work."
"Of cause my present lack of faith is understandable since your average parking meter makes more a day than I do."
"It's showbusiness. You don't need talent OR brain."
"I'm gonna give this to the only one I truly love... me!"
"I left high-school, lost the will to live and here I am..."
"I've got two TVGuides. One on the table and one in the bath-room. I'm rich!"
"The only power I sensed was that of the mighty forces unleashed by beans."
"...and no-one understands why I scream on the way home..."
"Greetings vultures! Your meal-ticket is here."
"Anything that's good enough for the cockroach is good enough for my family."
"I work in a shoe-store and still I'm not happy to come home."
"I hate to go to sleep with the smell of feet on my hands."
"Revenge... is great!"
"Behind every successful man is a woman who didn't marry me."
"Alright now, everybody... shoot me!"
"...who cares, it's free!"
"Why go out for milk when you've got a cow at home."
"Every now and then a guy who drives a Dodge likes to close his eyes and imagine it's a Ferrari."
"Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for."
"A man is a man all his life. A woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife."
"It gets better each time as long as it's never with the same woman."
"Sure selling shoes is fun. But behind the glamour, it's like any other minimum wage slow death."
"Let me explain. It's just like an elevator. There's a 2 ton weight limit on those shoes..."
"A fat woman godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she can wear into the woods. Jokingly I suggest she wear a sign that says, "Don't shoot, from the front I look human."
"A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water. I said not to worry about it, the dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years."
The Final Speech of the Great Dictator, delivered by the character, the Jewish Barber, in Chaplin's 1940 film, The Great Dictator. The Jewish Barber was played by Sir Charles Chaplin himself.
I'm sorry, but I don't want to be an Emperor, that's not my business. I don't want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone if possible, Jew, gentile, black man, white. We all want to help one another, human beings are like that. We all want to live by each other's happiness, not by each other's misery. We don't want to hate and despise one another. In this world there is room for everyone and the good earth is rich and can provide for everyone.
The way of life can be free and beautiful. But we have lost the way.
Greed has poisoned men's souls, has barricaded the world with hate; has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed.
We have developed speed, but we have shut ourselves in;
Without these qualities life will be violent and all will be lost.
The aeroplane and the radio have brought us closer together. The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodness in men, cries out for universal brotherhood for the unity of us all. Even now my voice is reaching millions throughout the world, millions of despairing men, women and little children, victims of a system that makes men torture and imprison innocent people. To those who can hear me I say: do not despair.
The misery that is now upon us is but the passing of greed, the bitterness of men who fear the way of human progress. The hate of men will pass and dictators will die, and the power they took from the people will return to the people and so long as men die liberty will never perish.
Soldiers: don't give yourselves to brutes, men who despise you and enslave you, who regiment your lives, tell you what to do, what to think and what to feel, who drill you, diet you, treat you as cattle, as cannon fodder!
Don't give yourselves to these unnatural men,
In the seventeenth chapter of Saint Luke it is written:
You the people have the power, the power to create machines, the power to create happiness. You the people have the power to make this life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure.
Soldiers! In the name of democracy: let us all unite!
Everything below this is "Copy and paste this onto your profile" stuff
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
Why do I believe in God?
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
Writers- all of them, from famous authors to subtle FF writers- ALL depend on the feedback from our readers. Vision Dominican brought up an interesting albeit tragically true idea:
"Lack of reviews is the greatest killer of fan fic writers out there. We at the institute wish to let the public know of how they can pitch in to save our dying writers.
1) Drop a review every other chapter. It may not seem like much, but reviews are actually what many of us want to see. That, and hits. Hits do make us happy but we don't really know if people like our story or not.
2) Visit our author page. Those kind of hits really make us happy. It's where we showcase our entourage of friends, beta readers, and stories. Some of us even tidy up with set areas for upcoming story ideas and character bios.
What you call being "too lazy to review" is what we call "a flame to the pages" as the writers. That one minute or two that you felt "too lazy" to review is another minute of creeping discouragement that all writers feel as they begin to think...
"Why am I even here…?"
"What's even the point of continuing?"
"My skills must be terrible…no one cares for my story…"
"I'll never be a good writer...I quit."
These are only a few thoughts that go through every writer's head- that go through MY head- when we put out a chapter / story with all our heart and soul within, and we sit there…and sit…and wait…and not a single person says even a word.
If you're not a writer, you have NO IDEA how much that hurts…
If you ARE a writer, then I'm sure you know just how great it feels when someone is kind enough to leave a heartwarming and encouraging review, and you read it, smiling while thinking…"Wow…fuck...I did it…"
So, why not give fellow writers the same luxury here?
Too many times I've seen epic and utterly beautiful works of literary art fall to pieces before finally being abandoned due to the terrible discouragement that the lack of reviews can cause.
Sometimes, it is so severe that the very writer himself decides to quit, denying the world his skills of writing that I'm it would have deeply enjoyed.
Just one minute, that's all it takes. Just a few gentle taps of the fingers on your keyboard, a few seconds or so of your time, and your words can SAVE a writer from a dark demise.
Do me a favor: Go find a story, ANY story, anywhere here on Fanfic,net, and see if you can help it. If it has very little / no reviews at all, just check it out, and say whatever comes to mind.
And enjoy the thought in mind that you could have just SAVED that story, with just a few taps of the keyboard…
If you agree with what I have said then please copy and paste any part of this story you wish onto your profile. Modify it in any way you see fit; there is no need to use my exact words. You make it say what you want it to say.
For the weak of heart, do not read this next message.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucilla