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A bit about myself

Age: Adult

Gender: 100% male

Likes: Manga/Anime, SciFi, Crossover, RTS Games, My family, "Married... with Children"

Dragon Ball Pact: "This pact is meant to hold together the remaining fans of Dragon Ball/Z/GT. Whether you like the FUNimation, Kai, or the Ocean dub, whether you like the manga or the anime, whether you say 'Saiyan' or 'Saiya-jin', we must stand strong and united, for we are the last of our dying race. And all those who are true fans, post this up on your page, forever proclaiming your Dragon Ball heritage. Be proud, for you are a true Saiyan!"

What series got me really into Anime/Manga: "Naruto"

Favourite Naruto Movie: "Naruto Shippūden the Movie (2007)"

Favourite Manga: "Berserk" - A true masterpiece with godlike art! Why can't one of the best manga of all time FINALLY get the anime adaptation it deserves?! Fuck all this clunky CGI Playstation 2 graphics bullshit!

Favourite Anime: "One Punch Man" - Pure comedy gold with plenty of kick-ass action as well as gorgeous animation and beastly soundtracks!

Second Favourite Anime:"Dragonball Z Kai" (Not the censored kiddy version!) - Hands down the best English dub of DBZ to date! An almost perfect adaptation of the manga with little to no filler and amazing voice acting. The only thing I miss are the Bruce Faulconer soundtracks.

Favourite DBZ Movie: "Bojack Unbound"

Other Anime/Manga series I enjoy and recommend: "One Piece", "Kill la Kill", "Akame ga Kill", "Fate/Zero", "Yū Yū Hakusho", "Higurashi no Naku Koro ni", "Toriko (Manga-only)", "Rosario Vampire", "Shokugeki no Sōma", "Hellsing Ultimate", Chūnibyō Demo Koi ga Shitai!", "Kiseijū/Parasyte", "Death Note", "Dragon Ball Multiverse", "Dragonball Absalon", "Dragon Ball AF - After the Future"

Dragon Ball Super aka Dragon Bull Shit rant: I'm out, I can't take this anymore, it's too painful to watch. As a long time fan of this series I feel greatly insulted not just by Toei but Toriyama as well. Compared to this pile of horseshit Dragon Ball GT looks godlike and that's really sad. At least in GT we had a couple of badass Super Saiyan 4 moments, interesting concepts (which were just badly executed), and some good soundtracks. Super on the other hand has no memorable soundtracks whatsoever, god awful pace and animation, many continuity issues, the fights leave much to be desired, and Gohan is a pussy. I find absolutely nothing enjoyable about this show as well as the new manga. If you want to experience a legit attempt at a continuation of DBZ I highly recommend checking out the "Dragonball Multiverse Webcomic".

Naruto Manga Rant (chapters 679-700):

I can't believe all the bullshit that occurred. First, Kishi literally took a dump on my favourite character in the show (Madara), which pisses me off so much till today! The entire Kaguya arc was a debacle in my eyes. Fuck that dumb bitch! Unlike Madara she has neither a personality nor charisma, and no battle sense or motivation to be a villain. Her goal makes no sense at all. With all the power she had absorbed why would she need an army of White Zetsu in the first place? White Zetsu, seriously?! They are weak! What damage could they have possibly inflicted on Momoshiki and Kinshiki? Controlling the remaining shinobi of the alliance would have been a much better option, far greater battle prowess. One might argue that she desired an immortal army, then why not turn all shinobi into regenerating Edo Tensei zombies? There were more than enough civilians to use as sacrifices for that. Besides, why didn't she simply leave Team Seven in another dimension until they starved to death and be done with it? Or better yet, just send them to the fucking acid dimension!

Furthermore, Naruto called Obito 'The coolest guy ever', a grown man lusting after a thirteen year old girl and responsible for countless atrocities as well as killing Neji, one of his closest friends, on the same day! WTF?! Then there's 'Chakra-Ghost' Obito hopping into Kakashi in order to give him one of the most ridiculous bullshit power-ups in shōnen, no, manga history. Not to mention he apparently went to heaven together with Rin... Anyhow, Naruto vs Sasuke Round 2. That entire confrontation felt forced to me, as if they just had to fight because the fanbase wanted to see a rematch, there was absolutely no 'heart' like in the first battle if you know what I mean. I perceived it as a poor attempt to create a Naruto version of the legendary Goku vs Majin Vegeta fight. What a disappointed, all that hype over the years for nothing. But I have to admit, the anime did redeem this fight somewhat by partially making up for what the manga version lacked in my opinion.

Lastly, the ending *Double Facepalm* Instead of giving us answers to the truly important questions like Kabuto's, Orochimaru's, and Karin's fate (she's an Uzumaki after all, Naruto's last living relative if you exclude his children), or if Naruto finally abolished the Hyūga clan's tradition of branding its branch members with the cursed seal as he promised Neji in part one, all we got from Kishi was basically pairing fanservice as well as a brief look at their future kids. Really?! How underwhelming for a series that used to be so great and Naruto's short hairstyle sucks balls. Regarding the next generation, it's still a bit early to judge, but so far only Sarada and Mitsuki have captured my attention, I do like her a lot, she's awesome, Sarada for next Hokage! Lastly, I heavily dislike Boruto, he's shit tier to me. Seriously, why can't Sarada be the new main character?!

My current project: "Rokushiki no Naruto"

Overview of all Rokushiki techniques: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjgVOYJGf5c

I didn't make that video by the way. All credit goes to the person who owns this youtube account. Furthermore, I don't own any of the pictures below. (Copy and paste the links manually, for some odd reason marking them as links doesn't work anymore, sorry for the inconvenience)

Naruto's new haircut (Chapter 9): dbcproject.deviantart.com/art/Dragon-Ball-Z-Tarble-183835496

Sasuke's new appearance (Chapter 10): david-y-f.deviantart.com/art/Izuna-Uchiha-292180027

Sakura's jacket (Chapter 10): It's briefly shown in episode 3 of the original anime

As a backup I decided to also post the story on Archive of Our Own in case of another purge like in 2012, better safe than sorry. However, this is still my main account, any new content will be released here first.

Here's the link: archiveofourown.org/works/2024937

"Married... with Children" - Memorable quotes

Al Bundy's speech to a woman who calls him a loser:

"You think I'm a loser? Because I have a stinking job that I hate, a family that doesn't respect me, and a whole city that curses the day I was born? Well, that may mean loser to you, but let me tell you something. Every day when I wake up in the morning, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep. So I get up. I have my watered-down Tang and my still-frozen Pop Tart. I get in my car with no gas, no upholstery, and six more payments. I fight honking traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes onto the cloven hooves of people like you. I'll never play football like I wanted to. I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman. And I'll never know the joy of driving through the city without a bag over my head. But I'm not a loser. Because, despite it all, me and every other guy who'll never be what they wanted to be, is out there, being what we don't want to be, forty hours a week, for life. And the fact that I haven't put a gun in my mouth, you pudding of a woman, makes me a winner!"

Al Bundy's Christmas poem

"There is the night before christmas, and all through the house,
no food was a stirring, not even a mouse.
Stockings were hung around dad's neck like a tie,
along with a note that said "presents or die".
Children were plotting all night in their beds,
while the wife's constant whining was splitting his head.
But daddy had money this year in the bank,
then they closed up early, now dad's in the tank.
...and all of a sudden Santa appeared,
a sneer on his face, booze in his beard.
Santa I said as he laughed merrily,
you do so much for others do something for me.
Bundy he said, you only sell shoes,
your son is a sneak-thief, your daughters' a flooze.
Ho Ho Santa said, should I mention your wife,
her hairs like an a-bomb, her nails like a knife.
As he climbs up the chimney, that fat piece of dung,
he mooned me two times, he stuck out his tongue.
And I heard him exclaim, as he broke wind with glee:
you're married with children, you'll never be free."

NO MA'AM's Nine Commandments (National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood)

The Nine Commandments were given to us by Al himself and given to him by Ironhead Haynes. Living by these commandments is a commitment to living a life free of being politically correct.

1. It's okay to call hooters "knockers," "juggs" and sometimes "snack trays."
2. It is wrong to be French. (French maids, the hot ones in little outfits are the only exception)
3. It's okay to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder.
4. Lawyers: see rule three.
5. It is okay to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes.
6. Everyone should car pool but me.
7. Bring back the word "stewardesses"
8. Synchronized Swimming is not a sport.
9. Mud wrestling is a sport.

NO MA'AM's demands:

Al: "Demand one, you gals want a ladies night, try having it in the kitchen cooking for a man. Demand two, don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat, we hate that. Besides it's not the dress that makes you look fat. It's the fat that makes you look fat. Demand three, don't ask us to talk or cuddle after sex, or before sex or during sex. You're lucky we take our pants off."
Jefferson: "Demand four, don't ask us to say "I love you" over the phone. It's hard enough to say it to someone we're paying a minute to talk to."
Pete: "Demand five, Stop talking about Fabio."
Al: "Anyway those are our five demands. We had five more, but someone couldn't blow his nose without a hankey."

Life, beer, marriage and other stuff:

"I'm the only guy in the world who has to wake up to have a nightmare."

"That's what being a man is like: making mistakes and not caring."

"Pretty woman make us buy beer, ugly woman make us drink beer."

Marcy: "Violence on TV desensitizes people", Al replies "So does marriage and they haven't canceled that yet."

"I'm not paying for mistakes. I've been doing that since I got married."

"Insurance is like marriage. You pay and pay but you never get anything back."

"I married you 'til death do us part. So when I'm dead, I'm free to date."

"A man's castle is his pants."

"We are men, it's our god given right to watch sports and smut."

"We know where real violence comes from. And it's not from that magic box I like to call TV."

"Anyway. My kids may not be angels, but when they screw up I don't blame TV. I put the blame squarely where it belongs. On their mother. So in conclusion I like to say. The next time you want to find the source of violence try to look on the other side of the screen."

"A man's home is his coffin."

"I hate life, life hates me."

"If God had wanted women to play ball, he would've made them men."

"How come when I make it, it's our money, but when you make it it's your money?"

"It's only a game if you win but if you lose it's a stinking waste of time."

"I'm so hungry I could eat a vegetable!"

"Peg, you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs, you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex, but there's no way on earth you can make me get a second job."

"The opera isn't over until the last heterosexual falls asleep."

"I hate my life. Can't eat, can't sleep, can't bury the wife in the backyard."

"I was driving home, God knows why..."

"It's only cheating if you get caught."

"But Peg, we've been married for seventeen years - can't we just be friends?"

"Home sweet hell."

"If you want something fixed right, get an ugly guy to do it."

"I had a dream last night. A big red haired mosquito in tight pants was hovering over me sucking money out of my wallet."

"We all have to live with our disappointments... I have to sleep with mine."

"There's two things that the Bundy's don't do. We don't eat vegetables and we don't tap."

"In order for a house to be a home, only one can make the rules."

"Oh. life is good! But not for me..."

"Oh mighty one in the heavens who created the mountains, the seas and beer..."

"Now wait a second. My pretty teenage daughter with the brain of a fruit-fly earned a thousand dollars in three nights. Should I be worried?"

"The brain doesn't need blood. It just needs to be kept wet."

"I'm a living example of how the brain really doesn't need blood to work."

"Of cause my present lack of faith is understandable since your average parking meter makes more a day than I do."

"It's showbusiness. You don't need talent OR brain."

"I'm gonna give this to the only one I truly love... me!"

"I left high-school, lost the will to live and here I am..."

"I've got two TVGuides. One on the table and one in the bath-room. I'm rich!"

"The only power I sensed was that of the mighty forces unleashed by beans."

"...and no-one understands why I scream on the way home..."

"Greetings vultures! Your meal-ticket is here."

"Anything that's good enough for the cockroach is good enough for my family."

"I work in a shoe-store and still I'm not happy to come home."

"I hate to go to sleep with the smell of feet on my hands."

"Revenge... is great!"

"Behind every successful man is a woman who didn't marry me."

"Alright now, everybody... shoot me!"

"...who cares, it's free!"

"Why go out for milk when you've got a cow at home."

"Every now and then a guy who drives a Dodge likes to close his eyes and imagine it's a Ferrari."

"Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for."

"A man is a man all his life. A woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife."

"It gets better each time as long as it's never with the same woman."

"Sure selling shoes is fun. But behind the glamour, it's like any other minimum wage slow death."

"Let me explain. It's just like an elevator. There's a 2 ton weight limit on those shoes..."

"A fat woman godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she can wear into the woods. Jokingly I suggest she wear a sign that says, "Don't shoot, from the front I look human."

"A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water. I said not to worry about it, the dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years."

The Final Speech of the Great Dictator, delivered by the character, the Jewish Barber, in Chaplin's 1940 film, The Great Dictator. The Jewish Barber was played by Sir Charles Chaplin himself.

I'm sorry, but I don't want to be an Emperor, that's not my business. I don't want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone if possible, Jew, gentile, black man, white. We all want to help one another, human beings are like that. We all want to live by each other's happiness, not by each other's misery. We don't want to hate and despise one another. In this world there is room for everyone and the good earth is rich and can provide for everyone.

The way of life can be free and beautiful. But we have lost the way.

Greed has poisoned men's souls, has barricaded the world with hate; has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed.

We have developed speed, but we have shut ourselves in;
machinery that gives abundance has left us in want.
Our knowledge has made us cynical,
our cleverness hard and unkind.
We think too much and feel too little.
More than machinery we need humanity,
more than cleverness we need kindness and gentleness.

Without these qualities life will be violent and all will be lost.

The aeroplane and the radio have brought us closer together. The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodness in men, cries out for universal brotherhood for the unity of us all. Even now my voice is reaching millions throughout the world, millions of despairing men, women and little children, victims of a system that makes men torture and imprison innocent people. To those who can hear me I say: do not despair.

The misery that is now upon us is but the passing of greed, the bitterness of men who fear the way of human progress. The hate of men will pass and dictators will die, and the power they took from the people will return to the people and so long as men die liberty will never perish.

Soldiers: don't give yourselves to brutes, men who despise you and enslave you, who regiment your lives, tell you what to do, what to think and what to feel, who drill you, diet you, treat you as cattle, as cannon fodder!

Don't give yourselves to these unnatural men,
machine men, with machine minds and machine hearts.
You are not machines!
You are not cattle!
You are men!
You have the love of humanity in your hearts.
You don't hate, only the unloved hate.
The unloved and the unnatural.
Soldiers: don't fight for slavery, fight for liberty!

In the seventeenth chapter of Saint Luke it is written:
- "The kingdom of God is within man."
Not one man, nor a group of men, but in all men: in you!

You the people have the power, the power to create machines, the power to create happiness. You the people have the power to make this life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure.
Then, in the name of democracy, let us use that power, let us all unite!
Let us fight for a new world, a decent world that will give men a chance to work, that will give you the future and old age and security.
By the promise of these things, brutes have risen to power, but they lie. They do not fulfil their promise, they never will. Dictators free themselves but they enslave the people.
Now let us fight to fulfil that promise. Let us fight to free the world, to do away with national barriers, to do away with greed, with hate and intolerance. Let us fight for a world of reason, a world where science and progress will lead to all men's happiness.

Soldiers! In the name of democracy: let us all unite!

Everything below this is "Copy and paste this onto your profile" stuff

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe and God and Jesus Christ is His son...
Then copy and paste this into your profile

Why do I believe in God?

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

Month one

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Writers- all of them, from famous authors to subtle FF writers- ALL depend on the feedback from our readers. Vision Dominican brought up an interesting albeit tragically true idea:

"Lack of reviews is the greatest killer of fan fic writers out there. We at the institute wish to let the public know of how they can pitch in to save our dying writers.

1) Drop a review every other chapter. It may not seem like much, but reviews are actually what many of us want to see. That, and hits. Hits do make us happy but we don't really know if people like our story or not.

2) Visit our author page. Those kind of hits really make us happy. It's where we showcase our entourage of friends, beta readers, and stories. Some of us even tidy up with set areas for upcoming story ideas and character bios.

What you call being "too lazy to review" is what we call "a flame to the pages" as the writers. That one minute or two that you felt "too lazy" to review is another minute of creeping discouragement that all writers feel as they begin to think...

"Why am I even here…?"

"What's even the point of continuing?"

"My skills must be terrible…no one cares for my story…"

"I'll never be a good writer...I quit."

These are only a few thoughts that go through every writer's head- that go through MY head- when we put out a chapter / story with all our heart and soul within, and we sit there…and sit…and wait…and not a single person says even a word.

If you're not a writer, you have NO IDEA how much that hurts…

If you ARE a writer, then I'm sure you know just how great it feels when someone is kind enough to leave a heartwarming and encouraging review, and you read it, smiling while thinking…"Wow…fuck...I did it…"

So, why not give fellow writers the same luxury here?

Too many times I've seen epic and utterly beautiful works of literary art fall to pieces before finally being abandoned due to the terrible discouragement that the lack of reviews can cause.

Sometimes, it is so severe that the very writer himself decides to quit, denying the world his skills of writing that I'm it would have deeply enjoyed.


Just one minute, that's all it takes. Just a few gentle taps of the fingers on your keyboard, a few seconds or so of your time, and your words can SAVE a writer from a dark demise.

Do me a favor: Go find a story, ANY story, anywhere here on Fanfic,net, and see if you can help it. If it has very little / no reviews at all, just check it out, and say whatever comes to mind.

And enjoy the thought in mind that you could have just SAVED that story, with just a few taps of the keyboard…

If you agree with what I have said then please copy and paste any part of this story you wish onto your profile. Modify it in any way you see fit; there is no need to use my exact words. You make it say what you want it to say.

For the weak of heart, do not read this next message.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucilla

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In Pursuit Of Vengeance by Maiika reviews
Raditz takes a different approach when he meets Goku, resulting in a successful retrieval of his brother. Goku is introduced to the planetary trade, but the Planet Trade may be in for more than they bargained for with the third class Saiyan's presence stirring up trouble no one saw coming.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 44 - Words: 184,202 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 8/8/2015 - Goku, Vegeta, Frieza
Savior of Demons by Ryu no Ohi reviews
The overall theme of SoD is, "becoming more than what fate shaped you to be". Frieza's fate takes a different path as he tries to come to terms with being spared by his hated enemy.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 886,406 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Frieza
StarGate: Galactic Imperium by VexMaster reviews
What if someone from our universe goes to the Stargate universe with everyting we know about it? He will build an empire unlike any other before it. 1st person POV and POV from SG-1. A massive crossover!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 130 - Words: 779,311 - Reviews: 3073 - Favs: 1,727 - Follows: 1,608 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 1/22/2009
The Last One by MegaDarkly reviews
Realization struck Nagato at Naruto's words. In his last moments, Nagato awakens Naruto's Rinnegan in an effort to atone for his mistakes. Now, unknown to Naruto and Konan, the last pair of Jiraiya's students are bound together by a higher calling to change the world for peace. This... is a bond like no other. True NarutoXKonan. UPDATED! Ch21!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,923 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 2,655 - Follows: 2,757 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 1/9/2012 - [Naruto U., Konan]
Strawhats Plus Vampire by Mugiwara N0 Luffy reviews
After entering a mysterious cave, Luffy, Zoro and Robin are taken to the world of Yokai Academy! What will the pirates do while stuck at the school for monsters?
Crossover - One Piece & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 169,862 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Luffy, Zoro, Tsukune A., Moka A.
Blood is thicker than Bone by SaiyanWarrior200 reviews
The Uzumaki clan had a secret. They were related to the war like Kaguya clan which included their Kekkai Genkai. The two remaining survivors meet one another and there their fates are intertwined with each other. Pairings undecided R&R please
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 207,789 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 2,308 - Follows: 2,188 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Naruto U., Kimimaro K.
The Lucid Berserker by RedhathackerSin reviews
Ilya had wanted to summon the greatest of the Greek Heroes for the Fifth Heaven's Feel, instead she got a Berserker who retained his mind and calls her Ilya-hime. What kind of change can Naruto bring to Fate under the Berserker class?
Crossover - Naruto & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 111,476 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 2,988 - Follows: 3,164 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Naruto U., Illyasviel von Einzbern
Naruto: Making of a Hokage by keybledar43 reviews
It's been three years since Naruto's training with Jiraiya began. He's finally back home but, as Akatsuki and Orochimaru begin their move, will he be able to protect his precious people? Or will he change under the pressure? Sequel to Naruto: A New Path.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 154,868 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 1,594 - Follows: 1,785 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Bringer of Death by npberryhill reviews
During Vegeta's last stand against Frieza, the Prince of Saiyans ascends, becoming the first Super Saiyan of his era. History has been re-written...but to what degree? Edited by Davidstarlingm (Co-author).
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 99 - Words: 964,979 - Reviews: 6751 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 1,264 - Updated: 12/24/2016 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Vegeta
The Hope of the Senju Clan by Aragon Potter reviews
What if instead of Kushina being Naruto's mother and through a trick of fate Naruto's mother was Tsunade after a drunken night with Minato in which Naruto becomes both the heir and hope of the Senju clan. Find out what life would be like now for Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 799,514 - Reviews: 5778 - Favs: 7,660 - Follows: 6,717 - Updated: 7/29/2016 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Naruto U.
Buu On You by Demod20 reviews
What happens when an Ancient Terror meets the Clown Prince of Crime? Pure Chaos and Mayhem is Unleashed! Will victory be on the side of Justice or will Darkness finally overlap the world of DC? (Update: I recently edited in some Review Response for Chapter 11. Sorry for forgetting for those who've already read and wondered what happened. Hope you like them )
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 150,945 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 2/14/2015
Shinobi of the High Seas by Kenchi618 reviews
Naruto's age has passed him by as his time is over. Now he attempts to seek out a place for himself in the new world, and it's bigger than he ever figured it to be! Will be epic in length, NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 568,420 - Reviews: 8390 - Favs: 8,671 - Follows: 7,489 - Updated: 4/18/2016 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Return of Naruto Hatake by Agent-G reviews
Well here it is, the sequel to my Naruto Hatake story be sure to read that first or you'll just be lost. The continuing adventures of Naruto, adopted son of Kakashi. Various pairings inside mainly Naruto/Hinata, Anko/Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 155,990 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 1,779 - Follows: 1,838 - Updated: 4/15/2016 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Frozen Heart by Cosmic Cannon reviews
With an explosive battle on Namek, Cooler has finally ended the rivalry between him and Frieza, but now he finds himself locked in a relentless vendetta against Goku. With universal dominance as his goal, Cooler readies himself for the fight of his life against the Super Saiyan once again and is ready to take down anyone that gets in his way, family included.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,842 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Goku, Cooler
The Vicious Gods Wrath by ekrolo2 reviews
12 years... For 12 long years, I've rotted in the nauseatingly cheerful depths of Hell, tormented endlessly by its singing angels and nightmares of my worst defeats. All while you've lived your lives in relative peace and comfort, but no longer. For you may have destroyed me in every conceivable way, but now I have returned... and you will all know true despair once more.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,260 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Goku, Vegeta, Frieza, Beerus - Complete
Nightfall by freowin reviews
Naruto is stolen from the village and left to die in a forest. He is found on deaths door by a civilian family, but what will happen when Naruto witnesses their Murder and is found by Jiraiya in the Ruins of his old home. Strong Naruto, Rinnegan Naruto, NarutoXOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 153 - Words: 779,057 - Reviews: 5476 - Favs: 6,207 - Follows: 5,420 - Updated: 1/24/2016 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Naruto U.
Arturia and the Lords of the Rings by v.ren55 reviews
I am Arturia, servant of the 4th Grail War, and I curse you, Kiritsuguru Emiya for forcing me to destroy the Grail! Your seals boosted my power so that I completely purged the grail, my last chance of saving her people. It also smashed me into this… strange, and very dangerous place. A place like the Britain of old and yet, completely different. It's called, Middle Earth.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,220 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 12/8/2015 - Published: 2/12/2015 - Boromir, Saber, Arturia Pendragon, Mordred
Rise of the Uchiha by AlphaEph19 reviews
One decision can change the world, but it's not as easy to change it back again. To his shame, Itachi saves his brother at the cost of losing his village. Now the shinobi of Konoha are enslaved or scattered, hearts full of vengeance but bereft of hope. As for Naruto, he is finally acknowledged... by Madara. When the battle lines are drawn, how will he know where to stand?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 368,310 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 1,223 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Half-Remembered Dream by SpiderLedgic reviews
The next generation has arrived! Master Roshi, the aging Turtle Hermit, felt as though he could finally step down. However, with the re-emergence of an old enemy, and another chance to keep on fighting, Roshi must now rethink that decision...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,963 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/8/2015 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Master Roshi
Spiraling Flames by thatreaderguy reviews
The battle in the caverns beneath Ba Sing Se goes horribly wrong, ending up with Azula being flung into a whole new world. Now, in order to find a way home, and to survive in this strange new world she must make a deal with the Hokage of Konoha. In exchange for letting her live in the village and helping her find a way home, she must live with and help care for one Naruto Uzumaki.
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,014 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 2/23/2014 - [Naruto U., Azula]
Konoha no Senkou Arashi by Minion of Set reviews
She's finally become a shinobi, after years of acting the fool. Well, mostly acting anyway... FemNaruto. NaruSasu. Please Read and Review. I think you'll be surprised. Indefinite Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 159,410 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 2,603 - Follows: 2,357 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Naruko U., Sasuke U.
Revenge of The Fox Shippuden by SaiyanWarrior200 reviews
Sequel to Revenge of The Fox. Three years have passed and Naruto Uzumaki Sound Nin, Servant of Orochimaru, finds himself facing new foes and challenges as he looks to fulfill his destiny. Dark Naruto fic. Main pairing NaruTayu. Rating may go up. Big Announcement!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,708 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Namikaze Legend by Blackwolf501 reviews
In a twist of fate, Tobirama's only child survives and the Senju legacy continued. Years have passed since, and now two brothers have rose again to shake the entire world with their power, only this time they have the powers of both the Uchiha and Senju. NarutoXKushina, NaruHarem, ItachiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 92 - Words: 400,681 - Reviews: 3302 - Favs: 2,366 - Follows: 1,904 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 7/7/2013 - [Naruto U., Kushina U.] - Complete
Rise of a Heavenly Demon by Louis the Gator reviews
Naruto becomes Doflamingo. Starts after the Chunin Exam Preliminaries and takes the Elemental Nations down a different path. Watch as Joker gathers his family and brings about the "New Era". Takes One Piece concepts and defines them with Naruto verse mechanics (no character eats a devil fruit). Rated M for use of real world psychological and scientific theories.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,119 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Naruto U., Doflamingo
Shinku Akuma no Iwa by ShadowStar91 reviews
Sarutobi knew Konoha would never treat Naruto right so he sent the newborn out of the village for his own safety. But an acident causes him to end up in Iwa's hands. Now being raised by their greatest enemy, how will the world handle the Crimson Devil of Iwa? NaruOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 160,352 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Naruto U.
The Vengeance of Daimaō by Jason9000 reviews
A year has passed since Goku left to train with Uub. Peace has reigned for eleven years, but deep in the Demon Realm a new Demon King has been crowned. And he is set to settle old scores with the Earth. He has raised an army bent to take over Otherworld. The stakes are high and the Demon King has his eye set on Piccolo. *Previously titled 'The Return of King Piccolo'*
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 142,573 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 8/12/2012 - King Piccolo, Piccolo
Pulling Your Own Strings by ThatDudeCalledBob reviews
When Naruto came bursting into his office demanding to learn about puppets because they were 'super cool' and 'so badass' the Sandaime simply handed over a scroll detailing the little information Konoha had on the art. He didn't expect the boy to pursue it much further and he certainly didn't expect the boy to reinvent the skill all by himself. Puppeteer!Naruto Manipulative!Konoha
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,562 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 1,529 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Naruto U.
Soviet Stargate Program by FractiousDay reviews
The Race to Berlin resulted in two great prizes for the Soviet Union, one was Berlin itself, the capital of their great enemy the Third Reich, the other was something infinitely more valuable, a piece of alien technology that would assure the future dominance of the USSR on the galactic stage. Long live the Soviet Stargate Program!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,319 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 5/30/2014
Konoha no Tsurugi by Black Overman Xan reviews
Most people don't get a second chance to achieve there dream. But thanks to Bartholomew Kuma gives Zoro a new start. Will Konoha, Land of Fire, or the entire ninja world be the same.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 130,382 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Zoro
Failed Reset by lifesbutawalkingshadow reviews
Naruto gets flung back in time. Unfortunately, he brings a slew of other people with him, including most of Akatsuki, and almost destroys the world in the process. Plus, the Kyuubi is missing. And Kakashi has gone nuts. Where's Itachi when you need... he's having a mental breakdown. Great.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 261,136 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Naruto U., Obito U.
The White Fire Prince by Aragon Potter reviews
What if after abandoning his siege and returning home Iroh's fleet was caught in a storm and ended up in the Elemental Nations. There Iroh meets Naruto and after learning of his hard life decides to adopt him as his son and take him to the Fire Nation.
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,947 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 2,502 - Follows: 2,431 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Naruto U.
The Other World Saga by Demod20 reviews
With Vegeta left to be among the strongest heroes to defend Earth from the endless forces of Evil, what is Goku up to? A parallel story in which Goku's exploits in Other World are told, and entirely new and memorably old ones get to see him in the land of the dead! (Hiatus Enacted as of 7-27-14)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 166,685 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Goku, Raditz, Cell, Bardock
Home Is Where The Chakra Is by Arcross reviews
A desperate eight-year old Uzumaki Naruto steals the Scroll of Seals in an attempt to pass his first graduation exam, dead-set on accepting a life-changing proposal from two years back. Beauty is only skin-deep; it's the inside that counts. Good Orochimaru; Naruto/Karin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,446 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 1/16/2013 - [Naruto U., Karin U.] Tayuya, Zaku A.
Safety in Anonymity by Eternal Payne reviews
When the Uzumaki triplets are used in the sealing of the Kyuubi and Naruto is forgotten by his parents, he becomes determined to become a ninja his own way. His parents are the best at Fūinjutsu, Ninjutsu and Taijutsu, well he'll just have to be the best with Genjutsu, Iryōjutsu and his trusty Senbon. Naruto modeled after Shizune, of all people.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,783 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Naruto U.
Every Detective Has Their Shadow by Engineer4Ever reviews
Beaten and left for dead, a 7 year old Naruto just wishes it would go away. Kyuubi having enough of this transports Naruto to Tokyo, Japan. Being adopted by one of Tokyo's finest, Sato Miwako, will Naruto finally have the life he should of had. NarutoxAi. Status: Inactive altogether. Ask Masamune X23 if you want to work on your own crossover! He's got ideas.
Crossover - Detective Conan/Case Closed & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,736 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 3/20/2012 - M. Satou, Naruto U.
Gosan Matawa Kainyū by Omniczar reviews
The Rikudō Sennin is mysteriously transported far into the future after his fight with the Juubi. Confused by the change in times, he wanders out and discovers a little girl who strangely has some of the Juubi's chakra sealed within her. Watch now, as he takes her in, teaching her how to control the beast within her while trying to control his own beast himself. ON HAITUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,129 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Hagoromo Ō, Naruko U.
The Fall of Lord Frieza by Mr.Arkham reviews
Frieza makes a different choice against Goku on Namek and his life takes a drastically different course. As his empire and family crumble away from him, Frieza must rise from the ashes and become a hero in a galaxy that fears and despises him.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 193,571 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Frieza - Complete
Secret Treasures of the Uchiha by TimeLoopedPowerGamer reviews
Sasuke has two ambitions. He has seen the impossibility of one with Itachi in an anonymous hotel corridor, where he barely escaped with a broken arm and his life. He had sort of planned on leaving the other until he killed his brother, but Hiashi Hyūga has a surprise for him. Will finding the hidden underground storehouse of the Uchiha solve all his problems?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,109 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] Sakura H.
All On His Shoulders by NamikazeMinato99 reviews
The Kyuubi's attack on Konoha is just the beginning of the problems that Minato Namikaze has to face. After managing to save his wife and newborn son, he must now deal with the threats happening both outside of and within the village. Can he successfully meet these challenges head on or will it all come crashing down around him? AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 104,494 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Obito's Excellent Adventure by WDW reviews
Obito Uchiha was supposed to die a hero's death. But desperation and dimension warping doujutsu were never meant to be combined, and the results send him somewhere- or somewhen- he didn't expect. The Sandaime finds a solution to two of his problems, and Naruto Uzumaki gains an older brother. [A time travel fic] [hiatus]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,568 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 927 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Naruto U., Obito U.
Superman vs Goku: Rematch in Metropolis by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
Goku is brought to the DC Universe to fight against Superman. Twice. AU. Sequel to: "Goku vs. Superman: Confrontation on New Namek"
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,588 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Goku - Complete
Guardian of the League by Scarecrow'sMainFan reviews
A catastrophic event drives Ichigo to the DCU. There Ichigo continues to do what he does best, as the powerful eighth member of the Justice League! But when evil forces from back home bleed into his new home, can he save his new world...?
Crossover - Justice League & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,419 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 12/25/2011
Danzo's Team by kosmos00 reviews
Danzo asks to be Team 7's Jounin. Follows Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke as they grow into their positions. Kakashi is still in the fic. A more military take on the Narutoverse, will try to focus on ninja using tricks instead of brute force. strong!team.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 114,808 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 2,172 - Follows: 2,315 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Danzō S., Team Seven
Breaking Point: The Darkness Within by Kagyuubi reviews
Fed up with his miserable existance within the confines of Konoha, Naruto is mentally reconditioned by the Kyuubi to be a ruthless, cold blooded killer. Now he seeks revenge against the village that hated him for merely existing. By recruiting his fellow Jinchuriki, Naruto plans to bring destruction to the villages that sealed the biju within them. (Violence and Coarse Language)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,004 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Naruto U.
Acceptance by anhedoniac reviews
Acceptance, that's the very thing that all people crave for. We need acceptance to feel good about ourselves and our view of the world. However, what if a certain character did not receive the acceptance of his peers and village? What would become of him and what is this vision of the future he has? Slow build to Naru/Anko. Update 1/14: Chapter 3.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,273 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Titanium by hangetsu no taka reviews
AU. [Medic!Younger!Naruto.] When Tsunade grudgingly returns to the village at the Hokage's call, a strange child in tow, the identity of the child shakes the village of Konoha. His name? Naruto Senju. Adopted son of Tsunade, jinchuuriki to the Kyuubi no Kitsune and a prodigy in his own right.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,339 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
The Scorpion's Sting by Wandering the Arid Sea reviews
AU. Orochimaru's 'resignation' from the Akatsuki and the resulting fallout is more intense than in canon, resulting in chance meeting between Sasori and a young Naruto in a changing world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 72,028 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Naruto U.
Raised a Criminal by DiscipleOfAnime reviews
Naruto is kidnapped the night of the Kyuubi attack, but the Kyuubi is not sealed in him, but in his twin sister. Both Minato and Kushina are alive and Kakuzu gets ahold of the newborn Naruto and trains him. Ch. 38 Brawl in the Desert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 324,550 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 1,722 - Follows: 1,367 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto of the Salamander by Snorkackle reviews
A young, lonely and impressionable Naruto meets a legendary Black Salamander of Ame. Nobody would know just how big of a change such a small happening could make until the legend of Uzumaki Naruto had already begun. Naruto x Ino & Team Ten – 11/05/2012
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,670 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 3,175 - Follows: 3,215 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Geniuses of Hard Work by aduck1 reviews
Mizuki decides to have Naruto steal the scroll a year early. As a result, Naruto becomes a member of Team Nine. Now he prepares to prove to the world that with enough hard work, and good teammates, you can overcome anything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,807 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Naruto U., Team Gai
The Gateway to the Soul by ncpfan reviews
She hated him at first, and was content to ignore him, just like the rest. Come and witness an amazing journey that began with a single moment of eye-contact. Watch as their mutual journey together becomes a love story for the ages! Naruto/Tsubaki - parent from very beginning of manga/anime, not Mizuki's girlfriend - FLUFF.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 51,466 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Naruto U.
Can We Talk? by Greg1234567 reviews
Naruto and Ino are asighned a mission together, much to their displeasure. Will the mission tear them apart or will it eventually bring them together? NaruIno NarutoxIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,918 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Ino Y., Naruto U.
Naruto:Titan Rising by Ghost Of The Kitsune reviews
Naruto coming home after a mission finds Konoha destroyed by Orochimaru. Feeling depressed he asks the Kyuubi to take him away. Kyuubi who gained control of Narutos body with his permission opens a dimensional gateway and takes them tothe TeenTitans world
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,954 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Naruto U.
Children of the Spiral by JackOfBladesX reviews
They say the flap of a butterfly can cause a whirlwind on the other side of the planet. During the mission to Wave, the appearance of someone connected to Naruto changes his fate for the better...and shakes those around him. Uzumaki Mito has returned...and she is not amused. NarutoxMito. Rated for safety concerns.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,958 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 2,057 - Follows: 2,200 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Naruto U., Mito U.
Chasing Shadows by Wonijs reviews
Twice encountered... Twice cursed. With the looming guillotine of fate steadily falling towards him, one young sage will continue to do what he's always done. Never give up. He'll fight to the bitter end to fulfill his master's dream and bring about a brighter future for his precious people... Even if such an endeavor takes him to places where no other shinobi has ever set foot.
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,921 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 1,097 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Split by EdStargazer reviews
Orochimaru's seal in the Forest of Death has an unintended consequence. Instead of one Naruto, there are now two. Both claim to be the real Naruto but how can one prove it when that Naruto is a female. Chapter 8: Battle Royale
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,050 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Naruto U., Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto
A Father's Wrath by SaiyanWarrior200 reviews
Most people believed The Yondaime to be Naruto's father but they were wrong. His true father had to watch as Kyuubi was sealed into his newborn son and sent into a world of hatred. And now, he wants Vengeance. Read and Review Please. Main pairing NaruTayu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 412,510 - Reviews: 1916 - Favs: 2,602 - Follows: 1,518 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Orochimaru, Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto Uzumaki: A ninja in the making by gatsuuga reviews
Kabuto finds Naruto training in the woods and decided to watch him, and then eventually help him train a bit. Watch as this changes things for Naruto. Will they be for better or worse? Not Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 125,903 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Naruto U.
Towards a Different Future by Airheaded dude reviews
What does it truly take to discover one's own path? For someone who has lived his all his life for the sake of others, what will it take to discover that path set for himself? Existence re-write.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,893 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Naruto U.
The Fox Among the Mountains by Taco and Sombrero reviews
A hurt and beaten Naruto is found by none other that the Yamanaka clan head himself. Disgusted by the treatment the boy gets, Inoichi takes the kid under his wing, resolved to make him the strongest shinobi alive in the Elemental Nations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,612 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Naruto: A New Path by keybledar43 reviews
Plagued by a nightmare caused by the Kyuubi, Naruto sets out to learn the real reason for being Hokage. Look out ninja world, a new Naruto Uzumaki has arrived! Strictly NaruIno. Other secret pairings. No Harem. Rated M for Violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 227,481 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 2,639 - Follows: 1,657 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Crimson Sea by Thanathos reviews
In the face of defeat, Madara chose to die by his own hand. However, things don't always go as one expects. How will this new world of devil-fruits, marines and pirates deal with one of the most powerful shinobi of all times thrown into it?
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,078 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 1,730 - Follows: 1,488 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Madara U.
Naruto: Master of the art of puppets by Froggy-slice reviews
Began by the teachings left behind by Sasori and finished by the citizens of Konoha and their abuse. Uzumaki Naruto, an emotionless puppet using prodigy will rise to become a legend and will do so while gaining what he sought most. family. eventual harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,826 - Reviews: 2602 - Favs: 4,662 - Follows: 4,149 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Naruto U., Yugao U.
Kawa by Reohawk reviews
What if there was a middle ground between what Sarutobi and Danzo wanted for Naruto's future. In step the Elders who deliver a Naruto trained from a young age but with access to his emotions, while also creating a new branch of ninja. Naru/FemAburameOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,603 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Naruto U., Koharu U.
Geniuses of Hard Work by froznfox72 reviews
Might Guy trades Neji and Tenten to take Naruto and Hinata on his team. Can he take this group of misfits and turn them into a team of geniuses...or will he be forced to give up wearing spandex forever? Naruhina LeexAyame
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 258,843 - Reviews: 1848 - Favs: 3,273 - Follows: 1,791 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
Uzumaki Clan's Rebirth by G3rMan reviews
Naruto has gained knowledge of his heritage, and of a bloodline thought extinct. He must now leave Konoha to master his new abilities and bring back the glory of the Uzumaki, and he will have the help of a busty kage with a similar past. NaruxMei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 239,202 - Reviews: 1935 - Favs: 5,065 - Follows: 2,501 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Naruto U., Mei T. - Complete
A Wish For Change by BluffBrant reviews
While Naruto is reminiscing on how his life is never how he would like it to be, he relaxes him self near an odd well that miraculously survived the Kyuubi attack. The results of this action, however, are 'far' different than what he expected.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,868 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Kagome H., Naruto U.
Ero Naruto by Sonson-Sensei reviews
Jiraiya accepted his responsiblites as a Godfather to Naruto and chooses to raise him after the Kyuubi attack. Only problem is childern are easily influenced and having a pervert as a parent can only result in one thing Perverted Strong Naruto NaruHina AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,664 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto Hatake by Agent-G reviews
AU. What if Naruto had been raised by Kakashi his entire life and how would raising Naruto change Kakashi's life as well? NarutoHinata, KakashiAnko later on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 315,249 - Reviews: 3522 - Favs: 5,470 - Follows: 2,927 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Predator: The Ancient Enemy by ED209 reviews
When an expedition uncovers bodies in the Antarctic they unleash an unspeakable horror onto their party. A group of Yautja are attracted to the struggle and discover an ancient enemy they thought to be long dead. ePub version available! email me!
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & The Thing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,820 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
Comfort of the Silver Rain by nebulord reviews
He thought he wasn't worthy. . .she proved him wrong under the silver rain. NarutoAyame-RamenGirl Pairing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Naruto U., Ayame - Complete
Rokushiki no Naruto reviews
It might have been fate, a chance meeting, or his unbelievable luck. Regardless of what it was, Naruto came into possession of a scroll containing one of the best kept secrets from another world, Rokushiki. The most feared and dangerous martial arts style in the world of One Piece. Will this change in the course of destiny make Naruto's journey easier or harder?
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 105,384 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 1,175 - Updated: 12/7/2015 - Published: 1/17/2013 - [Naruto U., Shizuka] [Sasuke U., Hinata H.]