Author has written 2 stories for Lord of the Rings.*waves* Hey! I'm Flayme! or nutty. depends on how hyper i am. i really have no idea y you're here, but i guess i'll blab for a while, considering i'm very good at it. i do have tookish blood.
I was bred by Sauron to be a FireNymph. My mother, a Took by blood, was held captive in the Tower. My father, a balrog of the ancient world, was, well, a demon of the Flame of Udun. anyways, i escaped at age 9 and wandered aimlessly, until a day after my 11 birthday i arrived in the shire, where i was able to keep my true identity a secret. I was raised by hobbits at Brandyhall. When a certain other blue-eyed orphan decided to bail out and move to Bag End, i was pissed so i flew back to Mordor in search of employment and an easy revenge. But sadly #1 wasn't too thrilled with my origional escape, so he wiped my memory and gave me a pretty amber corrupting ring so's i would stay in the service of the eye forever and never again contemplate running away. Too bad for him, in a freak power accident involving Mt. Doom, sodium and viniger, i was transported into Lower Earth (also called just Earth), a strange world composed of only men. Very nasty place. My memory returned a year later, while watching the Fellowship of the Ring, a movie based on a prophecy made by a prophet Tolkien many years before, and to this day i've been mixing sodium and viniger together in the fireplace trying to get back to Middle Earth to apologize to Frodo about the whole Mordor revenge thing. He's probably wondering where i went.
and just so ya know, i have two muses, Frodo!Muse and Sam!Muse. Well i guess you could say i have three muses, cause Frodo's got a bit of a split personality problem. hence the existance of my writers!block, Fido!Block! BUT AS LONG AS WE'VE GOT PLENTY OF COUGH SYRUP WE'RE OK!
but either way, i enjoy writing stories for LotR. :D
heh heh* u all think i'm crazy now...
"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat." --Anonymous
Heh heh... hi *sweatdrop* ok... I AM SOOO SORRY!!! about everything! i haven't updated in ages or reviewed in AGES and i'm SO SORRY! believe me i want to, and i feel so bad cause you reviewers have been so wonderful and supportive *sniff... i love u guyz* but no, i haven't died, nor abandoned, or anything, i just won't be back for a while. I'M SORRY! i'm gonna b bak as SOON as i can manage it. :'-/
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