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Joined 08-30-03, id: 447754
Author has written 2 stories for Lord of the Rings.
*waves* Hey! I'm Flayme! or nutty. depends on how hyper i am. i really have no idea y you're here, but i guess i'll blab for a while, considering i'm very good at it. i do have tookish blood.

I was bred by Sauron to be a FireNymph. My mother, a Took by blood, was held captive in the Tower. My father, a balrog of the ancient world, was, well, a demon of the Flame of Udun. anyways, i escaped at age 9 and wandered aimlessly, until a day after my 11 birthday i arrived in the shire, where i was able to keep my true identity a secret. I was raised by hobbits at Brandyhall. When a certain other blue-eyed orphan decided to bail out and move to Bag End, i was pissed so i flew back to Mordor in search of employment and an easy revenge. But sadly #1 wasn't too thrilled with my origional escape, so he wiped my memory and gave me a pretty amber corrupting ring so's i would stay in the service of the eye forever and never again contemplate running away. Too bad for him, in a freak power accident involving Mt. Doom, sodium and viniger, i was transported into Lower Earth (also called just Earth), a strange world composed of only men. Very nasty place. My memory returned a year later, while watching the Fellowship of the Ring, a movie based on a prophecy made by a prophet Tolkien many years before, and to this day i've been mixing sodium and viniger together in the fireplace trying to get back to Middle Earth to apologize to Frodo about the whole Mordor revenge thing. He's probably wondering where i went.

and just so ya know, i have two muses, Frodo!Muse and Sam!Muse. Well i guess you could say i have three muses, cause Frodo's got a bit of a split personality problem. hence the existance of my writers!block, Fido!Block! BUT AS LONG AS WE'VE GOT PLENTY OF COUGH SYRUP WE'RE OK!

but either way, i enjoy writing stories for LotR. :D

heh heh* u all think i'm crazy now...

"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat." --Anonymous

Heh heh... hi *sweatdrop* ok... I AM SOOO SORRY!!! about everything! i haven't updated in ages or reviewed in AGES and i'm SO SORRY! believe me i want to, and i feel so bad cause you reviewers have been so wonderful and supportive *sniff... i love u guyz* but no, i haven't died, nor abandoned, or anything, i just won't be back for a while. I'M SORRY! i'm gonna b bak as SOON as i can manage it. :'-/

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The Strength of One Small by Lady Jaina reviews
Shortly after leaving Rivendell, the fellowship is pursued by orcs. Frodo is gravely injured. Can the fellowship get him back to Rivendell in time? If they do, will that be enough to save him? **No slash, sex, or profanity**
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,020 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 8/1/2003 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
Aria e Memoria Breath and Memory by Iorhael reviews
Chap 16 Merry is Maytime. COMPLETE. Frodo bathed him, lulled him, coddled him, but what Merry saw was different.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,422 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/29/2005 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Frodo B. - Complete
Frodo's Bane and Pippin's Stomach by Analyn 100 reviews
Pippin blames himself for Frodo's wounding at Weathertop because he thought more about his stomach than his cousin's saftey. Book&Movie-based (No slash, sex, or profanity)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,489 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/14/2005 - Published: 6/15/2003 - Peregrin T., Frodo B.
Ring Around the Merry by aelfgifu reviews
LOTR AU-, contains BDSM. Merry holds the ringbearer captive for the salvation of the Shire. The binds were not tight, but secure. Frodo attempted to organize a coherent sentence. "Why am I bound?" "Just a precaution, dear cousin," replied Merry . "A precaution against what?" asked Frodo, becoming both more alert and more agitated with every passing moment. "We need to talk."
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 358,252 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/4/2004 - Published: 3/29/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G., Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
An Account Went to Deaf Ears, Distraught Soul by Iorhael reviews
Frodo and Sam were hiding from two orc scouts when Frodo made Sam tell him what happened and how Sam came to rescue him. But did Frodo really listen? Written for Marigold’s Challenge 3
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/5/2004 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Cursed by Eh Man reviews
FINISHED Stanley Yelnats takes the blame for a 'crime' he didn't commit. His punishment is unexpected, but is it deadly? Takes place during the book. Slightly AU No slash/sex/MS
Holes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,022 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/11/2003 - Published: 4/28/2003 - Complete
Reassurance by Silver Mearas reviews
Short story:-- By the River Anduin, Aragorn comforts a doubtful hobbit (by the name of Frodo). NO slash, but rated PG for despair and to be on the safer side with the cuddly hobbit snuggles. I hope you enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,244 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2003 - Aragorn, Frodo B.
A Cousin's Touch by Pearl Took reviews
A nightmare, while the hobbits are in Minas Tirith after the War, sends Pippin to find comfort from his eldest cousin, Frodo. A look at Pippin dealing with painful memories and my view on why Frodo did not fail at the Cracks of Doom. Non-Homosexual CO
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,691 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2003 - Peregrin T., Frodo B.
Nasty Hobbitsess by Iorhael reviews
The last, last, last chapter! What happened to Merry? And most of all, Frodo? And Sam, would he finally get to meet his beloved master? If you love them, be nice to me and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 104,947 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 21 - Updated: 9/4/2003 - Published: 1/12/2003 - Frodo B.
Innocent by Elendriel reviews
COMPLETE -No Slash- Legolas and 5 years old Frodo met in Rivendell. Things happen : fever, picnic, gollum, orcs, Mandos (yes, Mandos) and etc. The unbreakable bond between mortal and immortals.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,105 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/3/2003 - Published: 8/6/2002 - Frodo B., Legolas - Complete
My Hero by Goggle Girl reviews
After a boating accident, Merry's forbidden from playing with Pippin ever again. With their friendship in ruins, what can the two hobbits do to fix things and be with each other again? NO SLASH
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,653 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2003 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Parties & Scarfies by Goggle Girl reviews
At the Thain's 65th birthday party, 8 year old Pippin feels forgotten and ignored. Just a short little fluffy friendship story about how Merry and Pippin became close friends.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,703 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/17/2003 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
Divided we fall by Cunien reviews
Pippin is not doing too well on the treacherous slopes of Caradhras.The situation goes from bad to worse as the Fellowship realise how much they have come to depend on each other.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,053 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 4/3/2003 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
Water & Stone by Elwen reviews
Frodo is taken ill upon entering Moria. A FrodoHealers fic. (no...I'm not going to kill him.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,417 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 32 - Updated: 7/16/2003 - Published: 5/19/2003 - Frodo B. - Complete
Screaming Silently Inside by C-Chan10 reviews
Just a prologue, but basically something has been going on with Pippin for a long time, and now he can't take it anymore, explained in latter chapters. please R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/29/2003 - Peregrin T., Peregrin T.
Gandalf Got Run Over By A Ringwraith by Bowsenbell reviews
Oh come on, you knew it was coming!!! >_
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/13/2003 - Gandalf, Frodo B.
Once Upon a November Eve by Skye12 reviews
Young Frodo Gamgee is frightened by ghosts and lost in the woods on a cold night. Any fans of my work should love this one while I work on "Imprisoned" for now *No Slash* cute Gamgee-children-fluff
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/8/2003 - Samwise G., Frodo B.
Horror Struck by anotherweasley reviews
Frodo's thoughts as he nearly kills Sam in The Two Towers.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/5/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Sauron's Black Market by IllegalSmugglers reviews
Frodo looks around at Sauron's Black Market, and read some of the warnings on items, such as "One Ring: WARNING: Will cause hallucinations and lead to eventual corruption." Take a look!!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2002 - Sauron, Frodo B.
Chicken Noodle Soup by Esteladuial Greenleaf reviews
A short, somewhat cute story. Pippin eats all the chicken noodle soup, and Frodo gets upset. It's kinda stupid, but, hey, that's for you to decide. Please read and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/25/2002 - Frodo B., Peregrin T.
THE FLOOD by Rufferto reviews
FINISHED -- Frodo and Pippin get caught in a flash flood summoned by Saruman just after they escape from Moria. Aragorn rescues them. Hurt/Comfort. Slight AU. NO SLASH. Please R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,512 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/10/2002 - Published: 5/3/2002 - Aragorn, Frodo B.
INTERLUDE by Rufferto reviews
FINISHED! The Many Trials Endured in the Tower of Cirith Ungol. H/C No Slash, No rape, Yes Violence. No sex. R for dealing with the aftereffects of Torture. Someone cared for him, just who was it?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,600 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/10/2002 - Published: 4/12/2002
Before A Legend Begins by Sangwaelen reviews
The events that lead up to the legendary friendship of Sam and Frodo. Chapter 3: Some more of little Sam! "I tol' ye, I'm not little, I'm gettin' ver' big!"
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/5/2002 - Published: 8/3/2002 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Betwixt Stone and Tree by Elwen reviews
Moria to Lothlorian. An encounter with an orc arrow causes problems. slightly AU. FINISHED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,569 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/3/2002 - Published: 8/12/2002 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
Caradhras by Frodo Baggins of Bag End reviews
*COMPLETED.* As the Fellowship begins the ascent, Frodo falls gravely ill. . . . Slightly AU. *No* slash, no profanity.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,654 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/6/2002 - Published: 4/6/2002 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
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BlueEyed Fates reviews
What if Frodo never recovered from Weathertop? What if he never took the ring? If he never escaped the Dark Tower? If he claimed the ring? 9 alternate Fates are visiting Sam, to show him what could have been or what may be. I FINALLY UPDATED!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,836 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/19/2004 - Published: 1/1/2004 - Samwise G., Frodo B.
On Top of Mount Dooomy reviews
And the Frodo!Muse got high... the unfortunate result... Another Mt. Doom Frodo POV songfic... but this time to the tune of On Top of Spagetti! Pleaz Read and Review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/23/2003
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