Petty Insanity
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Joined 08-30-03, id: 447755
Author has written 5 stories for Inuyasha, and Doctor Who.

1000 Intro Video Recording, Take 5 - In the bathroom

A skinny, teenage boy sat on the edge of a toilet seat, his hands in his lap and his metallic-blue eyes slightly wide with horror. His mouth moves as if he is talking, but we cannot hear him. A burst of static emits from some unknown source and the sounds in that small bathroom can be heard.

The boy hesitates, his eyes downcast, before starting to speak.

"Hello. My name is Mir and I am a member of Petty Insanity's muse team. I must, I mean, like to comment on the progress of Petty's work. It is going brilliantly and she can write no better. Unfortunately, none of these works will be posted until Petty has finished them due to complications with muses that don't do their job properly. However, I'd also like to comment that any wait and patience will not go to waste because these stories are bigger than Jebus. Thank you. The words I have just stated are thoughts from my own mind and I am no way pressured to say any of this. So in short, muses bad, Petty good."

The boy freezes and a voice off-screen yells, "Good on ya, Mir, I'd like to congratulate you on winning the rest of your painless life."

A slight scuffle and the room falls silent. The boy blinks where he's sitting and he smiles.

"Other authors better."


2034 Authoress's Tape - Under the Covers

'A slight bleep'

Um.. Hi.. I'm Petty Insanity. If any of you had read the other profile of mine, (you know the fantastically, annoying long one?) you'd know that I am a very wordy person.

Anyways, I have a few works I'm trying to finish but I have major mind blanks right now. Which is painful.

So.. Yes.. Check back later for other, longer work...

In a year or so..

'Another bleep'

The End.

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Online Drama by BelleDayNight reviews
Kagome meets her boyfriend's rival, Inuyasha, while on his screen name. Then she meets Sesshoumaru when he's pirating music on Yasha's computer. What happens when they meet at the Judo tournament? And how much drama results when they all end up attending the same school and bets are made by their friends that interfere with their relationships? SessKagome, SanMir, IYKik, KougaKagu
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 89,220 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 11/28/2003 - [Kagome H., Sesshomaru] [Inuyasha, Kikyou] - Complete
One Step Forward, Two Steps Back by ArtemisMoon reviews
(InuKag) Miroku decides to swear off women for good, and it seems too good to be true for the rest of the group...but when another member of the gang starts acting strangely as a result, they may find out that a perverted Miroku wasn't so bad, after all..
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,942 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 5/6/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Sympathy for the Devil by E.A. Week reviews
The Doctor is determined to find the meaning of the drums the Master claims to hear in his mind. The truth may be more than either of them had bargained for.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 56,060 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
A Time For Peace by Frostfyre7 reviews
There is a time for everything, and a season to all things under heaven. In the light of a funeral pyre, the Doctor decides the time is come for him to make peace with some ghosts of the past...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,799 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007
The Legend of Guilly Granger by Priah reviews
Com After Voldy's defeat, the world of Hogwarts' students seems to drastically change. Abandoned by their peers, two people, one sadistic, the other sarcastic, decide to stick together and slake their thirst for mortifying revenge. Humor, DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 199,391 - Reviews: 1505 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 2/26/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sunday Night Sex Talk by Priah reviews
With only a trace left of 7th year, Hermione makes a startling discovery. She is given the task of providing her peers the sexual education they so desperately need, with Draco Malfoy as her only assistance. Too much sex talk with Malfoy can lead to interesting things... [This fic is being revised!]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,754 - Reviews: 1947 - Favs: 1,594 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 1/26/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Absconding Sorrow by profiler120 reviews
Daylight usually proved monsters to be figments of the imagination, but this time it was showing her what had been there all the time. [NarKagSess]
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,816 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 7/4/2003 - Naraku, Kagome H.
The Time of His Life by Spoofmaster reviews
Everything dies. Even a Time Lord will eventually use up all his get out of jail free cards, but the Doctor isn't about to make it easy for Death to claim him. Thirteenth Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2007 - Complete
Sometimes by Zooie reviews
A series of ficlets exploring the relationship between Kenpachi and Yachiru. Hopefully WAFFy, definitely fluffy and usually funny.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,998 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 12/11/2005
Commitaphobia by PartizzleUpInHerr reviews
Hermione tends to go out with the smart guys. After catching Ron with someone who is not his girlfriend, Fred and she go on a “secret mission,” and hilarity and romance ensue. FredHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,602 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 1/11/2005 - George W., Hermione G.
The Selfish Me by Kopykat Kakashi reviews
Ayu's thoughts at Rika's funeral.
Honey and Clover - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Complete
Toil and Trouble by Madame Oubliette reviews
Hermione finds herself coming between the Weasley twins when she comes to stay at The Burrow over the Christmas holidays. Not what you might think.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,444 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/7/2005 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Hermione G., George W.
Moonlight by Heavenly Faye-Faye reviews
“Tell me Kanna, why do you watch the moon so often?” She had not expected him to ask that, or even talk to her. Naraku glanced at her, awaiting an answer. “It is like me...” NOT NarakuxKanna, but it is a cute one-shot. R&R!
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Complete
I Take You Into Me by Like Weiss on Rice reviews
Kagome is heartbroken when her mother dies… so she turns to a very unlikely man to mend her heart. Does he care for her in return? This is the journey on their way to find out. (KagomeNaraku, Lemons, Continuation of "The Night I Followed You")
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,673 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 2/10/2005 - Naraku, Kagome H.
Empty Acquaintances by Numisma reviews
[M x K 200 word drabble] And it is with an empty smile she passes him by. Austere nod, pale, dark, unreal, hollow. A gaggle of children at her heels.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Kikyou, Miroku - Complete
Scarlet Seeker by Fenikkusu Ai reviews
[NarakuKagome] In the shadowy woods, the maiden Kagome reaches for a red lily, but finds something else red instead...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Naraku, Kagome H. - Complete
Shadows Against a Shoji Screen by cappie reviews
An epic story of love and loss and redemption set against the backdrop of feudal war. AU. COMPLETE
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 230,642 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/28/2005 - Published: 9/27/2002 - Complete
Two mikos and a heart of ice by Amreld reviews
This story has been discontinued until further notice, as you can see, it has not been updated in three years. I apologize to old and new readers who followed my writing progress I had a lot of ideas for the story, but alas... Happy reading.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 160,829 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/8/2004 - Published: 8/31/2003 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
Of Weapons and Men by ArtemisMoon reviews
[ONE-SHOT] While sitting in the hot springs one day, Kagome and Sango have a little talk about the men and their ::cough:: 'equipment'...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/4/2004 - Kagome H., Sango - Complete
The Red String of Fate by cappie reviews
Two strings of destiny are intertwined about Kagome’s heart. One girl, two childhood friends; misunderstandings, co-ed roommates, jealousy and romance run high in Tokyo. SesshKagNaraku
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,734 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/30/2004 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Kagome H.
Stained Red by Elementsofmine reviews
She stained her eyes with the fruit of her love. NarKag
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/2/2004 - Naraku, Kagome H.
Am I a Demon? by FlamezofDoom reviews
Kagome is accidently turned into a half demon but only transforms at night.The demon half of her is threatening to consume her whole while demons are starting to find her irresistible. But the situation soon turns dangerous when jealousy arises.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 80,598 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/15/2004 - Published: 10/1/2003
To Bear Witness by Striking Falcon reviews
A known CEO and his Junior Exec. are being protected by the U. S. Marshals until further notice. What happens when its not someone you're supposed to protect, but something? SK
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 217,634 - Reviews: 1532 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/22/2004 - Published: 7/16/2003 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
This Mess We're In by Volpa reviews
Kagome's back in the present, and she's about to meet a guy named Sesshou. What happened in Sengoku Jidai? Neither of them know yet, either. 2 stories in 1, present and past. KagSess. Diverge. updated Mar16.04.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 140,678 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 3/16/2004 - Published: 2/6/2003 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
The Time Capsule Series by Steve2 reviews
SERIES COMPLETE! Read how students in the future interpret today's life. Stories include: Jane, Brittany, Tiffany, Kevin, Sandi, Upchuck, 3 J's, Trent, Jodie, Stacy, Mack, Daria & Quinn.
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 207,210 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 10/13/2003 - Published: 10/21/2002 - Complete
Corrupt by kidoairaku reviews
[Nar/Kag]FORMERLY TRUE LOVE; CH 12-Her shock was evident; she attempted to step back, instead stumbling and falling gracelessly to the greenery that flourished at the spring’s shore. “Y-You…sick…pervert!” she stammered, face lighting in a blush.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,099 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/5/2003 - Published: 12/21/2002
Full Circle by Shun'u reviews
[AU: Sequel to Prelude] Everyone knows that the Shikon Jewel is wanted by Youkai and Human alike for its legendary powers... but how can its powers be twisted in the hands of one as devious as Naraku?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,708 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/28/2002 - Published: 6/2/2001 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
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Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual: TENTH DOCTOR reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own TENTH DOCTOR unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your big haired broom in a suit, it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Complete
What Mother Never Told You reviews
With the weakened Doctor in a demon's wicked grasp, it is up to Martha Jones to save the day... Too bad she's running for her life. [Warnings: Slash TenM, spoilers for The Last of the Timelords]
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
Love Smothered Embers reviews
Love is a web.. And when the silly flies linger too close, the sky is gone forever.. Oneshot
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Inuyasha - Complete
Behind the Lies
OneShot: Kikyou has been alone, hatred and her soulstealers being her only companions. See the world as she might see it where Naraku is but an inconvinece and Inuyasha is her only reason to live.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Inuyasha, Kikyou - Complete
The Last Mirror reviews
[OneShot]The Kokushibyou or Black Death graces Feudal Japan with it's presence and in one lone tavern, history is revealed by a figure in black.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/24/2004 - Kagome H. - Complete
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