Author has written 5 stories for Inuyasha, and Doctor Who.
1000 Intro Video Recording, Take 5 - In the bathroom
A skinny, teenage boy sat on the edge of a toilet seat, his hands in his lap and his metallic-blue eyes slightly wide with horror. His mouth moves as if he is talking, but we cannot hear him. A burst of static emits from some unknown source and the sounds in that small bathroom can be heard.
The boy hesitates, his eyes downcast, before starting to speak.
"Hello. My name is Mir and I am a member of Petty Insanity's muse team. I must, I mean, like to comment on the progress of Petty's work. It is going brilliantly and she can write no better. Unfortunately, none of these works will be posted until Petty has finished them due to complications with muses that don't do their job properly. However, I'd also like to comment that any wait and patience will not go to waste because these stories are bigger than Jebus. Thank you. The words I have just stated are thoughts from my own mind and I am no way pressured to say any of this. So in short, muses bad, Petty good."
The boy freezes and a voice off-screen yells, "Good on ya, Mir, I'd like to congratulate you on winning the rest of your painless life."
A slight scuffle and the room falls silent. The boy blinks where he's sitting and he smiles.
"Other authors better."
2034 Authoress's Tape - Under the Covers
'A slight bleep'
Um.. Hi.. I'm Petty Insanity. If any of you had read the other profile of mine, (you know the fantastically, annoying long one?) you'd know that I am a very wordy person.
Anyways, I have a few works I'm trying to finish but I have major mind blanks right now. Which is painful.
So.. Yes.. Check back later for other, longer work...
In a year or so..