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Author has written 15 stories for Austin & Ally, Wizards of Waverly Place, Jessie, and Alice series.
If you are a ninja,cookie robot, or stalker trying to stEal my bacon, this device will self destruct in 3, 2,1... BANGBANGBANG!!!!!!
Fave catchphrase: No, I saI'd cookie robots! Oh, forget it. Gru, Despicable Me 1
My fave show: Austin and Ally
My fave color: Purple
My nickname: Meg, Megster, Meggie Poo, BaconLover3000, LynchLover3000
My fave bands: One Direction, R5, The Fray, Great Big World
My fave individual singers: Ross Lynch, Laura Marano, Taylor Swift, Niall Horan, Ariana Grande, Selena Gomez, Bridgit Mendler, Lauren Alaina
My fave songs: What Makes You Beautiful, One Thing, Loud, Crazy 4 U, Radioactive, Say Something, You Can Come To Me, I Think About You, Finally Me, Never Grow Up, 22, We R Never Ever Getting Back Together, Come and Get It
My hobbies: Basketball, Swimming, Reading, Journalling, Writing/ Reading Fanfiction, Reading, Homework (yes, I consider this a hobby, don't judge, please), Riding my scooter, Running, Making Lists (like this one), TV, Wii Fit Plus, counting down the days until my birthdays/ specific dates that mean a lot to me/ the holidays, watching football (War Eagle!), school, singing, dancing, writing songs, youth group, creating dance routines, learning new songs, and memorizing songs.
My fave book series: The Maze Runner series
Couples I ship: Auslly, Raura, Caini, Coss, Trez, Kick, Deztin, Tessie, Lemma
Epic peeps onFanfiction: EmilyAnaya19, Hi 14x, BayDear, SwiftStar1, ask if you want to be on the list!
A True Boyfriend
When she walks away from you mad, follow her.
When she stares at your mouth, kiss her.
When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don't let go.
When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her.
When she's quiet, ask her what's wrong.
When she ignores you, give her your attention.
When she pulls away, pull her back.
When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful.
When you see her start crying, just hold her and don't say a word.
When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind.
When she's scared, protect her.
When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her.
When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.
When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh.
When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that it'll be okay.
When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up.
When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could ever understand.
When she grabs at her hands, grab hers and play with her fingers.
When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh.
When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold.
When she looks into your eyes, don't look away until she does.
When she misses you, she's hurting inside.
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away.
When she tells you it's over, she still wants to be with you.
When she reposts this bulletin, she wants you to read it.
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.
When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go.
When she says she's okay, don't believe her, talk to her.
Because ten years later, she'll remember you.
Call her at 12:00 am on her birthday to tell her you love her.
Call her before you go to sleep and after you wake up.
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
When you tease her, let her tease you back.
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
Watch her favorite movie or TV show with her even if you think it's stupid or lame.
Give her the world.
Let her wear your clothes if she needs to.
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
Let her know that she's important.
Kiss her in the pouring rain.
When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is," Who's butt am I kicking, babe?"
If you post this in the next five minutes, the one you love will:
Guys post this as I'd be this boyfriend.
Gals post this as A True Boyfriend or What a Boyfriend Should Do
Try Not To Cry
In Memory of the School Shootings
Mommy... Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
He shot it with a great huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told.
I got good grades, I got straight As, I even got the gold.
When I went to school that day, I never said goodbye.
I'm sorry that I had to leave, but Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another.
All because Johnny got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy that I love him very much.
And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.
Tell my little sister that she is the only one now.
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now.
And tell all of my wonderful friends that they always were the best.
Mommy, I'm not the first. I'm no better than the rest.
Mommy, tell my teachers that I won't show up for class.
And never to forget this, not to let it pass.
Mommy, why'd it have to be me, though no one really deserves this.
But, Mommy, it's not fair. I left without a kiss.
And mommy please tell the doctors that I know they really did try.
I think I even saw one doctor trying not to cry.
And now I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But Mommy, just remember I'm in Heaven with the rest.
When I heard that great big crack, I ran as fast as I could.
Please listen to me if you would.
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new.
I guess I'm not going with Daddy on that trip to the new zoo.
I wanted to get married. I wanted to have a kid.
I wanted to be an actress. I really wanted to live.
Mommy, I have to go now. The time is getting late.
Tell my Zack I'm sorry, but I have to cancel the date.
I've always loved you Mommy. I know you know it's true.
So, Mommy, all I have left to say, is Mommy, I love you.
In memory of the Columbine and Virginia Tech students that were lost.
Please if you would, don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on, maybe people will cry.
Just keep this in your heart for the students who didn't get to say goodbye.
Now you have 2 choices:
(1)- Pass this along and show people you care. Repost as Try Not To Cry.
(2)- Don't repost it and show people how cold- hearted you really are.
Also, here's a thing to remember: if you tell a girl she's pretty, she won't believe you. If you tell a girl she's ugly, she'll believe it forever.
Here's a sad, but unfortunately true story.
A young woman thought that her boyfriend was going to propose to her, but he gave her a teddy gear instead. She threw it out on the road. When the guy ran out into the street to get it, a car hit him and he died. At his funeral, the lady hugged the teddy bear tight, and the voice box said," Will you marry me?". She looked inside of the voice box and you know what was there? An engagement ring.
Happy F-ing New Year 2014!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My goals for 2014:
Get at least 50 reviews on all of my stories. (Yes, that means oneshots, too.)
Go at least a month between hateful reviews. (No flames, please.)
Follow at least 100 people.
Have at least 100 people follow me.
Follow/ Favorite at least 150 stories.
Random stuff about me:
1) It wontbe pretty if you try to put me in a dress except on Sundays and special occasions.
2) I love school and homework.
3) My oldest brother annoys me to death 24/7, whilst my youngest brother is the cutest thing everI
4) I dont like flames, people! Can i please go at least a few weeks without people sending me hate mail?
5) I cant help dwelling on the past. I like thinking about the future, too, though.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if well aimed.
I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore i am perfect.
If you love and believe in God, copy and paste this into your profile.
98% of twens will not stand up for God, so if youre one of the 2% that will, copy this to your profile.
If you wish you could talk to animals, copy this to yoir profile.
If you have ever annoyed people just for fun, copy this to your profile.
98% of the world would be hysterical if Justin Bieber climbed to the top of the Eiffel Tower and said he was gonna jump. Copy and paste if youre one of the 2% that would be in the feont row eating popcorn and yelling,"Do a flip!"
95% of all girls would cry themselves a river if Justin Bieber was chosen for the Hunger Games. Copy and paste if youre on of the 5% that would volunteer just to chase him around with a (VERY) pointy stick. I love this!!!!!!
Your nobody name (mix up all the letters of your first name and put an X where you think it ahould go): egMaXn
Your gangsta name: (the first three letters of your first name plus izzle): Megizzle
Your detective name: (fave color and fave animal): Purple Horse
Your soap opera name: (your middle name and the street that you live on): Elizabeth Misty Ridge
Your Star Wars name: (the first three letters of your last name, the first two letters of your first name): Coume
Your super hero name: (second fave color, fave drink) Red Coke
Your witness protection name: (parents middle names): Harper Michael
Your goth name: (Black plus the name of one of your pets) Black Spike
If you LOVE Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile: AusslyLover3000, Hi 14x, EmilyAnaya19, SwiftStar1, aak if you want to be added to the list.
If you at one time have ever misspelled or forgotten how to spell a word less than 4 letters, copy this to your profile.
If youve ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy this to your profile.
If youve ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy this to your profile.
If youve ever copied and pasted something to yoir profile, copy this to your profile.
If you ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the chracters for being so incredibly dumb, evil, or annoying, copy this to your profile.
If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy this to your profile.
If you are weird, insane, odd, not normal, crazy, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever just wantwd to slap someone, copy this to yoir profile.
If you hear the voices of characters in your head, copy this to your profile.
If youre a girl, and youre sick and tired of guys assuming youre weak and cant fight, copy this to your profile.
If you know how to laugh at yourseld, copy this to your profile.
Im a pirate. Arrrrre you? If you arrrre, copy this two yourrrrrrr prrrrofile.
If you have music in your soul, copy this to your profile.
If you are totes random, and you dont care, copy this to yoir profile.
If you ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this to yoir profile.
If you have ever been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this to yoir profile.
If youve ever run into a door, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this to your profile.
98% of the teen population has tried or is smoking pot. If youre one of the 2% who doesnt, copy this to your profile.
95% of teens are concerned about being popular or fitting in. If youre one of the 5% who isnt, copy this to your profile.
If youve ever had a mad, laughing fit for no reason, copy this to your profile.
If youve ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this to your profile.
If youve ever tripped where there is a watch your step sign, copy this to your profile.
If youve ever fallen backwarda out of a chair, copy this to your profile.
If you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or who has died from cancer, copy this to your profile.
If you ever bust out laughing just to see people's reactions, copy this to your profile.
If youre obsessed with Fanfiction, copy this to your profile.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself alot.
You talk to yoirself about talking to yourself.
You often talk to yourself like you're talking to somebody else.
After uttering a piece of wisdom like that above, you look at the cookie in your hand with awe and say,"Wow, this stuff if great for sugar highs."
You live off of sugar, caffeine, and chocoalte.
You check your email every day of the week, then disappear off the face of the earth.
Your emails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an email, you never actually adress the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics like pennies of of the ground.
No matter where you are in a room, you never have to get up to find a pencilx/pen and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are falling off.
You start talking on third person, present, or future tense alot.
You think about making lists like this and start giggling for no 'apparent' reason.
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooooong time ago.
And finally, the one way to tell that you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
Copy and paste these id you laugh.
Be nice to nerds. Chancea are you'll end up working for one.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you dont know which one to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. I'm weird and peoud of it.
If at first you dont succeed, dont try skydiving.
Theres always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, its usually an oncoming express train.
Life isnt passing me by, its trying to run me over.
In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.
Dont follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls.
The dinosaurs' extinction wasnt an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Education is improtant. School, however, is a differetpnt matter.
Dont hate yourself in the morning. Ssleep until noon.
Therapist= The/rapist. Scary thought.
You laugh now because youre older than me by mere months. But when youre 30 and I'm still 29, who's laughing now?
Arent the good things that come to those who wait just leftovers from the people who got there first?
Silence is golden; duct tape is silver.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit.
Be kind to your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.
Dont mess with me. I habe a stick.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, then I'm hot. Thanks for noticing.
I'm smiling. That alone should scare you.
If at first you don't succeed, erase all evidence that you tried.
I'm being nice. That means I'm plotting against you.
Sarcasm is just one service I offer.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.
The buddy system is essential. It gives the enemy something else to shoot at.
If you think I'm weird, you should meet mt friends.
Most people are stupid. Its because they think they're smart.
I'm not so good with the advice. May I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Yeah, Im a loser. The coolest loser you'll ever meet.
Save the Earth. Its the only planet eith chocolate.
When life gives you lemons, throw them back. Because, really? Who likes lemons?
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back, and watch the world wonder how you did it.
When life gives you lemons, squirt them in life's eye and see how much life likes lemons then.
I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones that I accept.
I live in my own little world. But its okay, they know me there.
Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.
I used to be normal... Until i met those freaks i call my friends.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Dont take life too seriously... No one makes it out alive.
Youre just jealois because the voices only talk to me.
Earth is an insane asylum for the universe.
I'm not a complete idiot. Ssome parts are missing.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Gos must love stupid people. He made so many.
Consciousness. That annoying time between naps.
A picture is worhpth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a life time commitment for a pig.
The trouble with life is theres no background music.
I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on.
Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.
Some boys are like slinkies... useless, but fun to watch falling down the stairs.
I dont have a short attention span, I just... Oooh, a kitty!
When life hands you lemons, squirt the juice in your enemy's eyes.
Evening news is when they tell you Good Evening, then proceed to tell you why it isnt.
Dont knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
If swimming is so good for your figure, then how do you explain whales?
If you dont like my driving, then stay off of the sidewalk.
A secret admirer is nothing but a stalker with stationery.
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouths closed?
Why abbreiviated is such a long word?
Why the time of day with the slowest traffic is called rush hour?
You know that indestructable black box on air planes? Why dont they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why theyre called APARTments when theyre all stuck together?
The Law of Friends
Fake Friends: Never ask for food
Real friends: Are the reason you habe no food
Fake friends: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
Real friends: Call you parents Mom/Dad
Fake friends: Never see you cry
Real friends: Cry with you
Fake friends: Will sit on the side of the pool with you at that time of the month
Real friends: Will throw you a tampon and push you in
Fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days, then give it back
Real friends: Keep your stuff for so long they forget its yours
Fake friends: Will be embarrassed when all goes silent and you start singing the song that has been stuck in your head for days
Real friends: Will be singing it along eith you
Fake friends: Dont see you if youre sick
Real friends: Will be there when youre under a blanket with a thermometer, phone book, and your cell phone
Fake friends: Will call you retarded for running through the bleachers yelling "Its pickle time!"
Real friends: Will be screaming and running eith you
Fake friends: Know a few things about you
Real friends: Could write a very embarrassing biography about you, with dorect quotes
Fake friends: Will leave you behind if the crowd is doing that
Real friends: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you
Fake friends: Will knock on your front door
Real friends: Will walk right in and say "I'm home!"
Fake friends: Are until college
Real Friends: Are for life
Fake friends: Dont have time to listen to you talk to them about your rpoblems, but when it comes to them, they except you to have all the time in the world
Real friends: Not only listen to you, but come up with several plans to make you feel better
Fake friends: Make you say sorry for wanting to talk to them or hang out with them at odd hours of the night
Real friends: Come right over to hang out with you, and then stay with you, either until you fall asleep, or you kick them out
Fake friends: Will ignore this
Real friends: Will copy and paste this
If you're bored, let the world know by copying this to your profile.
Join the dark side. (We have snacks. And your boy/girlfriend)
If you think its stupid that girls are automatically labelled with the color pink, copy this to yoir profile.
If Jesus is your Savior, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you believe in God, copy and paste this into your profile.
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