Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
This is TheFictionKitten!!!
I am a new writer on this site with many interests in series such as...
1. Percy Jackson
I also believe in reading other types of fiction such as My Little Pony with Left 4 Dead :D
Favorite Percy Jackson Characters
1. NICO DI FREAKING ANGELO
2. Leo Valdez
3. Percy Jackson
4. Thalia Grace
My Favorite Author so far is Asilda with her Kane/Percy Jackson crossover alliance, Death God Alliance. Link to her profile Is here! READ OR I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN. http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2320456/Asilda
For my Hazel/Nico Brother-Sister thing cover image.
ORIGINAL COVER IMAGE BY VIRIA ON TUMBLR
Friends will phone you in jail.
But best friends will be sitting next to you saying "that was awesome!"
Good friends will share their umbrella.
Best friends will take yours and say "RUN, BITCH, RUN!!"
Good friends will wipe your tears when you're rejected.
Best friends will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
A best friend will prank call him at 3:00 in the morning and make chicken noises into the phone.
A good friend helps you up when you fall.
A best friend trips you again.
A good friend helps you brush the grass out of your hair.
A best friend throws more and laughs when it sticks.
A good friend helps you find your prince.
A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will help you move.
A best friend will help you move the bodies.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You love, I love. You jump off a bridge, I go get a boat and save your retarded ass.
Diamonds are precious and so are pearls, but nothing is better then me and my girls.
Enemies stab you in front, friends stab you in the back, boys stab you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws
In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how?)
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, it's just a suggestion).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Well...umm, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(You don't think?)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me more time? I mean, where else would you use this?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(I am only hoping)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
(As opposed to using in outer space)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use".
(And that would be...?)
On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
(Really, and there's no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(I think there missing a step there, Like step 1: Ask for peanut packet?)
On a package of sunflower seeds: "Does not contain peanuts"
(Because obviously in a sunflower seed package there will be peanuts.)
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal child dream.)
On a cartilage for a laser printer: Do not eat toner.
(Awww, I bought it ESPECIALLY to eat it!)
On a carpenter's electric drill: This product isn't intended for use as a dental drill.
(I'll take that as a no to my dream of a teenage dentist?)
Percy Jackson/Harry Potter Crossovers
The Mix-Up on 12 Grimmauld Place
Summary: Nico was already having a bad day. First he gets chased by Hellhounds, then he shadow travels to an unknown location, now he gets captured by a bunch of stick-welding maniacs? Too far, Fates, too far. Will Percy be able to get Nico back before their big secret is out, or will it all be for nothing in the end? This is sure one Hades of a mix-up on 12 Grimmauld Place.
Warnings: Mild Cursing, maybe some OOC (Not on purpose), NO SLASH!!!
Rating: K or T
Status: In Progress
Etc. Notes: Haven't been updating lately, I forgot about Fanfiction.net. But I'm back and hopefully with a new chapter soon.
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SORTING HAT SAYS: RAVENCLAW!!
Said Ravenclaw, "We'll teach those whose intelligence is surest."
Ravenclaw students tend to be clever, witty, intelligent, and knowledgeable. Notable residents include Cho Chang and Padma Patil (objects of Harry and Ron's affections), and Luna Lovegood (daughter of The Quibbler magazine's editor).
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