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Konnichiwa minna... u must be wondering why do i have an account even though i have zero writing skill..

its simple.. to review and mark my fav author and story.. feel free to go through my fav stories..

nyway about myself..

m 19..n a girl..a crazy one i admit...hehehe.. ahem an avid anime fan..and percy jackson and harry potter fan...

now for the couples i ship..that is the stories that u will find here:-

1. KanataXMiyu( Daa Daa Daa.. my otp since i was 13..just love it...)

2. SyaoranXSakura( i fell in love with them few years later and i still am..)

3. InuyashaXKagome ( the best couple..they are made for each other...perfect)

4. NatsuXLucy of fairytail..(m crazyyyy about them now...i am an avid nalu fan)

5. NarutoXSakura of Naruto (one can never have too much narusaku.. they make such a cute pair..)

so dont you dare bash my ships in front of them..i can very well shove your words down your throats...

well..otherwise i am a very calm person...nah..who am i kidding..

my other shippings..:

1. Draco and Hermione(i dont care.. i just love them..n if u want say nything i wont listen..blah blah yada yada. the end.)

2. Natsume and Mikan( gakuen alice..arent they just cute together?)

3. Jellal nad Erza.(they are gonna be canon)

4. Gajeel and Levy..(same as above)

5. Sasuke and Sakura(who cares if sasuke's evil)

6. Eriol and Tomoyo( they are sooooo together.. in my mind)

7. Ryo and Kaori(city hunter..its an awesome anime..guys)

8. Oga and Hilda.. (demon and human..ooohhh...awesome)

ships i hateeeeeeeeeeeeeee..u wont find them here..unless they are absolutely freaking awesome..

1. Inuyasha and Kikyo( nope..never..i am not dead yet)

2. Natsu and Lissana (Hell NO!!!)

3. Natsu and anyone..erza mirajane etc..(plz..spare me..)

4. Syaoran and tomoyo.. (yuck)

5.Naruto and hinata (too boring and bland IMO)

so..thts my ship list..

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Eros & Psyche by RZZMG reviews
Draco challenges Harry & the Gryfs to play EROS, a scandalous card game. It's Slyth vs. Gryf, pride vs. desire, male vs. female! Who wins the game of hearts & amour? FIC CHALLENGE! HOT SHAGGING. Pairings-DMxHG,GWxBZ,RWxPP,SFxLB,TNxDG,HPxTD. A/U 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 348,679 - Reviews: 4517 - Favs: 4,344 - Follows: 5,463 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
You Stole the Rain by HawkofNavarre reviews
He just wanted to be friends; fine, she just needed to change his mind. Gray x Juvia
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,574 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 2/23/2012 - [Gray F., Juvia L.] - Complete
Dead End Street by The Scarlett Ribbon reviews
It's been seven years since the Akatsuki took over, but in the dark underbelly of Konoha's criminal underworld a silent war is still raging. As the heirs of the city's fallen leaders are picked off one by one in a bloody rebellion, Uchiha Sasuke returns with vengeance in his heart for the one who betrayed his family. SasuSaku, mobster!AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,082 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Naruto U., Karin
From the Future With Love by xXRandomnessPrevailsXx reviews
Nigou goes missing one day during practice and Kagami is sent to go out looking for Seirin's beloved Number 16. What Kuroko doesn't expect, though, is that the red-headed ace also brings back a boy around their age who is hell-bent on getting them together. And it doesn't help that he claims to be their son. AU!Future! Post-Winter Cup. KagaKuro, AoKise, MidoTaka, MuraHimu, AkaFuri.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,207 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 4/27/2013 - [Kuroko T., Kagami T.]
Destined by Strawbee08 reviews
“You’re nothing but a cheap lying bastard! What kind of a man are you, huh? You vermin-ridden, useless piece of crap! You don’t deserve to be happy, you worthless man-whore!” “Who the hell are you?” Oops. She crashed the wrong wedding. SxS.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 110,595 - Reviews: 2311 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Sakura K., Syaoran L.
The Taste of Peaches by Frozzy reviews
The peach dropped from her hand and knocked into the wheel of the fruit stand with a soft thud. He looked so ordinary that she had almost missed him in the crowd. In fact, the domesticity of the scene was what made her hesitate. That and the fact that Uchiha Itachi had walked up next to her and was currently conflicted between buying either a dozen pears or a dozen plums. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,301 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Firsts by Blue Jeans reviews
Sakura imagined many firsts with Sasuke, but reality can leave its own impressions.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/21/2013 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] - Complete
All To You and Them by BlackBelt reviews
Series of one-shots centered around one Haruno Sakura. Stories about love, triumph, friendship, and endless humor abound. Story Two: Sakura and the rest of the group finally decide to explain all and answer the hate.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,287 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Sakura H.
old spice by windsilk reviews
Real adventures for real babies. —Natsu/Lucy, Gajeel, Gray
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/6/2013 - [Natsu D., Lucy H.] Gajeel R., Gray F. - Complete
In Living Color by Micky Moon reviews
DISCONTINUED: AU: He never thought he'd see the girl who died on the streets that morning again. But sure enough, she was there. —GraLu
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,903 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Gray F., Lucy H.
Ain't no thing by VictoriaPyrrhi reviews
This is just two people who occasionally have sex like two normal consenting adults. It isn't a habit. It isn't a thing. College era Casey/Derek.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,626 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Thunderstorm by SuccubusXouji reviews
'Who the hell is it in this time of night' She heard Laxus voice from behind the door. He didn't sound pleased. Not in the least. 'Its Luuuucyy. Come on open up' She looked and smelled very drunk and he didn't know if he felt more horrified, panicked or pissed off. What will happen next?Read if you care to know Explicit content with sexy time.One-shot.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,970 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 73 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Laxus D., Lucy H. - Complete
Daddy Dearest Series by charmed-chan reviews
Ever wonder what our favorite/least favorite characters would be like as fathers well all of them will get a chapter to be daddy to our favorite pink haired ninja. Cute/funny series, about family and fatherhood. vote for the next father!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 18,892 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Sakura H.
Possession by HawkofNavarre reviews
She didn't belong to him...yet.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,998 - Reviews: 1687 - Favs: 3,777 - Follows: 1,911 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/16/2011 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] - Complete
Glue by Lady Icicle reviews
Because she was the glue that held them together, and she would do anything for her boys. Warning: Character Death, hints of Team Seven x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,396 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Sakura H., Team Seven - Complete
My Dream Proposal? by BlackLynx17 reviews
"Have Gajeel eat a motorcycle! Erza juggle swords! Bickslow and Freed in clown suits! Laxus do a handstand on top of a beach ball! And Mira breathe fire! All while everyone else sings Yankee Doodle Dandy in the background with Happy and Lily flying above everyone throwing down nacho chips!"
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,122 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Christmas Drabbles by Liliana-chan reviews
Drabbles of our favorite Fairy Tail Couples. Mt gift to you for Christmas. EverElf Bacana GaLe Gruvia NaLu Jerza
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Gray F., Juvia L. - Complete
Burning Fingers of Ice by Wild Rhov reviews
They were strong hands that could mold ice as if it was clay, and long, cold fingers...fingers that could reach in deep and touch everything, leaving behind an iciness that burned the soul.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,360 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/28/2012 - [Gray F., Lucy H.] - Complete
All Things Sweet by Beautiful Sensations reviews
Of cake- destroying, a death threat, strawberry cream and kisses.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Genetics by JinnySkeans reviews
Sasuke reflects on the ultimate Uchiha curse: that of being really, really, ridiculously good-looking. One man's journey to protect his children from their own physical attractiveness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,495 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 86 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Life Would Suck Without You by peanutbutter126 reviews
Sometimes it's the smallest things that matter the most. A collection of NaruSaku oneshots.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 36,927 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Subjugation by Half-Demon-Cali reviews
Natsu's been giving Lucy a hard time lately, so she goes to the park to clear her head. She didn't expect to come back with an ancient necklace that's supposedly 'cursed'... Oneshot crack-fic. Because sometimes I think Natsu needs his own rosary.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Natsu D. - Complete
Parental Concern by Starcrossedlover12 reviews
Sequel to 'Sleeping Dragon'. One small misunderstanding leads to pandemonium as Natsu and Lucy joke about their 'baby'- Lucy's notebook. The guild, of course, take it the wrong way. Utter chaos ensues as the whole of Fiore seems to have the wrong idea... One-shot.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 110 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Much Ado by Saya Moonshadow reviews
Lucy doesn't exactly know what to make of Lisanna after the latter's return from Edolas. Lisanna is eager to make friends and just might be certifiably insane. And Natsu is feeling rather left out of the loop.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Lucy H., Lisanna S. - Complete
If You Can't Take the Heat by jane3876 reviews
"Because, Lucy Heartfillia, I want you." He leaned forward to place a kiss on the corner of her mouth and made her lips part in anticipation. "I want all of you. And by the end of the night," he whispered, placing a series of kisses along her cheeks and eyelids, making said eyes flutter closed. "I plan on know every single part of you." Warning: rated M for a reason!
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,357 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 193 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
V Rank by Serephy reviews
Enemies use multiple means, not limited to combat, to catch a shinobi off guard. Sexual advances and seduction have been among those methods. A ninja must be able to remain focused should such an event occur. This V-rank mission is simply Konoha's way of making sure all of-age shinobi are not only comfortable, but have a certain degree of sexual experience. NaruSasuSaku, PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,870 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Team Seven - Complete
Lil' Red by MoonlightMasquerader reviews
A parody of Little Red Riding Hood - Lucy gets lost in the woods and discovers that the wolves aren't the only creatures who want to eat her up! *Fluffy little one-shot with warnings for pervy Loke and mild language*
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Loke/Leo, Lucy H. - Complete
stop breathing by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team Seven, back when they were still cute. And sane. And not totally failing. Or fainting. 14. "So should we call you Nasuke or Sasuto?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,087 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Snapshot by genieforyourworld reviews
Natsu would run. Lucy would write. And their lives are more complex than clockwork. — Natsu/Lucy
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
Fairy Tail on Facebook! by GILLBIRK reviews
A new piece of technology has been introduced to the guild of Fairy Tail. It's called "Facebook", but will this new technology spell out doom for the Fairy Tail mages?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,823 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 3/5/2011
Spirit and Blues by Wild Rhov reviews
When Juvia sees Gray kissing Lucy, she runs to a pub to drink away her sorrows, and there she meets Loke getting drunk to forget about Lucy. Over drinks and blues music, two people who have known nothing but rejection finally find acceptance with one another. LokexJuvia with hints of GraLu. Crack pairing that works!
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,690 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/12/2012 - [Loke/Leo, Juvia L.] - Complete
Columbine by refracted reviews
He pulled the trigger of the gun. The gun that he swore he would never use. She could feel the sorrow swallowing her whole when he leaned forward, his face splattered with blood from the impact. "I promised that I would always protect you, Sakura."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,044 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Rather Disturbing Disagreement by PhoenixDiamond reviews
After times of war are over and everyone's finally at peace, Sasuke and Naruto settled down to share a plate of pork buns, a cup of sweet green tea. . .and discuss some rather disturbing things in a curiously interesting conversation. Yaoi implications.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Castles in the Air by Kanata Saionji reviews
Hey guys! Nothing to do with Cinta but am currently writing a manuscript and you people are my best readers so wanted to know if you guys would mind proof reading it! Drop a PM pls
Daa! Daa! Daa! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 130,439 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Kanata, Miyu - Complete
Cat Bath by Wild Rhov reviews
Loke needs to hide after angering Aquarius. He takes refuge in Lucy's home, but first she declares he really needs a bath. However, Loke has a weakness: the Spirit of the Lion is terrified of water!
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,435 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 105 - Published: 10/16/2011 - [Loke/Leo, Lucy H.] - Complete
Colors of a Heart by cutecrazyice reviews
They were fifteen when she first realized that the blue in Naruto's eyes were the exact color of the sky when he was happy, and the exact color of the dark ocean when he was grieving. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,473 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 80 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
8 Things Boys Are Being Compared To by ejo reviews
It happens when you leave two girls alone.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Mikan S., Hotaru I. - Complete
A Hogwarts Tail by FairyTailFamily reviews
What chaos would ensue when some of Fairy Tail goes to Hogwarts to protect it? Join Natsu and the gang as they go undercover as students and complete this troublesome mission. We hope everyone prays for the well being of Hogwarts. Order of The Phoenix.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,096 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011
A Backwards Goodbye by Le Requiem reviews
The wind pulls violently at all her loose ends: her hair, her arms, her legs, and her black dress flaps crazily around her like a torn up parachute...They say she died instantly. — Naruto, Sasuke, and a bit of Sakura, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Programmed Heart by Eldr-Fire reviews
While on the run from a clever foe, Sakura and the crew confront the idea of artificial intelligence and what it means to love. FIRST PLACE in the AU Contest on the KakaSaku LJ comm. Warnings inside. Thank you voters!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,087 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Between the Lines by Ice of the Kitsune's Fire reviews
The relationship Natsu and Lucy share will always confound Lisanna, regardless of time or space.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Lisanna S., Lucy H. - Complete
Unspoiled by forthright reviews
Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time. SK. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 167,228 - Reviews: 11108 - Favs: 6,951 - Follows: 3,256 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
SNAFU by Le Requiem reviews
Sakura always hated using the bathroom at these swanky soirees...in which Sasuke finds himself shopping for bullet proof panty liners in a tux. Assassinations and building jumps ensue. Not to mention a towel scene. — SasuSaku, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,833 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Dragon's Ward by au revoir pets reviews
Lucy Heartphillia is thrown into a deep slumber meant to last until she is rescued by her "prince charming", she is left in a tower guarded by a fearsome dragon. Somehow, things don't go according to plan. Natsu/Lucy.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,837 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 1,634 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
Mrs Lucy, Wait, WHAT? by BitterSweetCrimson reviews
Cana is sober, so she decides to tease Lucy by giving her the love fortune reading of the century. Now Lucy is forced to spend a day married to each of her many possible future husbands. LucyxEveryone. Contains language and irresponsible crack shipping.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,298 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Lucy H., Gajeel R.
My Lady Sakura by therealesther reviews
AU. She was told that she had been only four years old when a tall, silver-haired young stranger had been found bleeding and unconscious in the rice field of a Haruno serf.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,572 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Taming of the Land of Big Comfy Beds by ckret2 reviews
If you were to ask Hashirama how he felt, he'd say he was happy. If you were to ask Madara, he'd say his feet were cold and Hashirama's head was cutting off circulation to his arm. But on the other hand, it was a nice bed. HashiMada. Pure fluff. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
sincerely but never yours by Alive In Wonderland reviews
SasuSaku - If you give fourteen people sixteen weeks to learn as much about each other as possible, what would you get? Drama. Hate. Love. One night stands. Tears. Joy. And awkwardness. ... Blame Anko. And Naruto. And Itachi. Actually... blame everyone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 445,563 - Reviews: 1969 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Gunpowder by LoneGothic reviews
AU. In the urban decay of Konohagakure, an unwanted meeting finds Haruno Sakura tangled into the dangerous company of two criminals of the Akatsuki: one blond enigma and a man her friend wants to kill. Deidara x Sakura x Itachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Deidara, Sakura H.
Scar Tissue by 8sword reviews
“You don’t have a gun,” Uzumaki said. Sakura had taken the clip out of her hair and had it in her mouth to give herself a French braid. She glanced sideways at him and said, around the clip, “Are you offering me yours?” An AU forensic mystery.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,470 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Carotid Sheath by 8sword reviews
Inside their delicate, blood-rich sheath, the vein, the artery, and the nerve are so closely intertwined that not even the most talented medic-nin could cut one without severing the other two.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Complete
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
Through A Looking Glass by Aisaki Sumi reviews
COMPLETED! In 12th century Japan, she was a woman fighting for recognition in a world dominated by men. Despite her inner defiance, she got married at the request of her father, but to an aristocratic man who was in love with another. SxS
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 60,009 - Reviews: 2058 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Sakura K., Syaoran L. - Complete
Things I am not allowed to do in Naruto by Masta of da House reviews
A list of things one should never do in the Naruto Universe. Based off "Skippy's List" and "Things I am not allowed to do in Hogwarts" This is basically a list of ways to piss of or annoy your favorite ninja. WARNING: A GREAT PLETHORA OF CHARACTER BASHING
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,058 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
weightless by rawrchelle reviews
Neji/Sakura. AU. “It’s a good luck charm.” “Good luck charm?” “You’re obviously going to need it if you go through those rapist-infested subway stations every morning.” “I’m…touched.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,940 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Pink Day by angel puppeteer reviews
Rape has never been this good... Especially if it's Sakura and her teeth on your zipper. “I’ll unzip your fabulous pants with my teeth.” SasuSaku. CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,171 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Deeper by Strawbee08 reviews
His publicized life as a model/actor forgot to account for one thing: the identity of the girl he used to love. Now that fate struck in this whirlwind of emotions, are second chances still possible even in a world full of secrets, lies and deceits? SxS.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 118,896 - Reviews: 2351 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Sakura K., Syaoran L. - Complete
Sasuke is a Moron by Natarie reviews
It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 158 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Beauty by RoseWaters reviews
If beauty really is in the eye of the beholder, then everyone else must be blind. Slight NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Fortune of Mrs Sakura by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,953 - Reviews: 1764 - Favs: 1,557 - Follows: 1,529 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Boy of the Future, Girl of the Past by The Vampire's Liaison reviews
A little role reversal fun. Inuyasha is a normal boy living in modern day japan, but when he gets pulled into an odd old well, he finds himself five hundreds years in the past, and with a lot of new problems much worse than his failing math grades.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,215 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Attempts at Compromise by Lady Nerd reviews
When have I gone overboard?" he demanded. "L-last time, y-you g-got, l-like, FIFTY-" "Is it my fault that I could think of fifty?" "Y-yes!" "No. It isn't. It's your fault for being so..." "S-so what?" "Impossible to live with!" NejiHina... sort of. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
The Cabinet Door by lulu42 reviews
It says something about her, she thinks, that the only thing tying her to sanity is a talking dog. Kakashi/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,883 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Redefine Typical by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
It took Sakura four meetings to ask for Sasuke's name, and only one to tell him not to fall for her. It took Sasuke one meeting to realize Sakura was very likely insane, and four for him to decide that that was okay. SasuSaku. Oneshot. For Anne.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 95 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Idiot Syndrome by asteriskjam reviews
Konoha’s four beloved geniuses were not necessarily hardworking or sociable or humble or patient. But kami, weren’t they supposed to be brilliant? :SasuSaku, NejiSaku: :Shikamaru, Sakura friendship:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,384 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 111 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
She will be loved by AGENT Kuma-chan reviews
Gift!fic for Kiki. NaruSakuSasu triangle, hints of SasuSaku, NaruSaku. She finds him one day, in the rain, and he's captured. Sakura is a girl that's too broken to be saved, but that doesn't mean that Sasuke or Naruto will stop fixing her cracks.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,462 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
SAKURA: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by ahzheejhei reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a SAKURA HARUNO! With this nifty little guide, you can learn the basics of rasing and caring for Konoha's beloved Cherry Blossom!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
A Woman's Touch by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
God help the poor fool who messes with her boys. Kunoichi centric
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 110 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
Hokage sama by SilverShine reviews
Every Hokage needs his assistant. KakaSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,210 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 180 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
KAKASHI: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a HATAKE KAKASHI! To enjoy the benefits of owning your very own Copy Nin, read the following guide and learn how to love and care for your KAKASHI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Perfect in Weakness by Ravyn reviews
Team 7. Team Hebi. Sai. Because when Sasuke comes home he brings some people with him and some interactions are more hostile than others. Team 7 never said they'd share.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 134 - Published: 5/13/2008 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Steamy Encounters by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
A flurry of coincidences and fateful machinations bring Naruto and Sakura together at the local baths. Can they rein in their animal passions? And do you really think that's the kind of story I write? NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
I'm In Love with a Plumber by Aesha reviews
‹COMPLETE› Sakura just had to fall for her next door neighbor a.k.a Li Syaoran, the lousiest plumber on the face of this planet. A satire.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,918 - Reviews: 2620 - Favs: 1,542 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Sakura K., Syaoran L. - Complete
NARUTO: The Owner's Guide & Maintenance Manual by ZGMF-X9999GenesisOmega reviews
Do you want a unit that is popular on demand? Do you like cute foxes? Then, the NARUTO UZUMAKI unit is perfect for you!UPDATED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
and this is where we start by the blanket reviews
Gift!fic for Ailey. SasuSaku. A series of sort—of love letters between Sasuke—Demon Spawn—and Sakura—the Kleptomaniac Shrew. Every relationship needs a beginning, and it's not love, if there's no hate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fallen Sakura by Eowyn Organa reviews
AU. Tokyo, 1925. Kagome seems destined on becoming the most famous geisha of all in the Shinbashi district, but a fateful meeting with a handsome delivery boy, Inuyasha, forces her to choose between her rising carrer and throwing it all away for love.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 93,111 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
ITACHI: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by ZGMF-X9999GenesisOmega reviews
Want a very powerful unit to kick ass? Get the ITACHI UCHIHA unit, and come look in the manual for its uses.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
DRACO MALFOY: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by starry night blue reviews
[ONE SHOT] You've received a DRACO MALFOY unit, but he's giving you a difficult time, and you don't know how to deal with him. This manual's the answer for you! Done with full permission from Theresa Green.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,632 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Draco M. - Complete
This is gonna be fun! by TwistedHilarity reviews
[Complete] Award Winner. Inuyasha's prayer beads have broken. What will Inuyasha and Miroku do now with their women? RomanticSexual comedy for BOTH InuKag and MirSan. Romance, fluff, sex, LOTS of swearing. Rated for extreme language, Lemons.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 136,293 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
SASUKE: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Wicked Enough reviews
/Done with Permission/v 2.0/ Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA SASUKE unit! With a little help from this manual, you'll learn the basics of feeding, bathing, and glomping an UCHIHA SASUKE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The Covens Underneath by Majah reviews
[AU] Horror can be found hidden underneath human cities.Highclassed families by day but at night,they feed among the living and fight for territorial rights.Sakura[a human]stumbles on secrets that got her to control a vampire named Li.[summary inside]
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,288 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 6/13/2005
The Uchiha Girl by RedLotusNin reviews
Turns out Sasuke does have a long lost sister. But when Sakura and Naruto go to visit her, she doesn’t exactly seem to be what they expected. [MarySue Parody, sort of]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Ingredients to Writing a Fanfiction by shaman3 reviews
COMPLETE But fanfics are fanfics..... They will be loved. They will be cherished. And now, for the first time, they will be made fun of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,141 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Harry Potter crack ficlets by Asuka Kureru reviews
Collection of short stories, scenes, snippets, featuring Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi at Hogwarts. Warning: utter crack. This is NOT A REAL STORY but a dozen small stories. It's also AS COMPLETE AS IT WILL EVER BE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,377 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Owner's Guide and Manual to UZUMAKI NARUTO by RaineJoybringer reviews
Congratulations! You're the proud new owner of an UZUMAKI NARUTO unit. Read this manual and learn how to take care of your new ninja!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Tale of A Forbidden Love by StarJade reviews
A boy who turns into a dragon at night.....and a lonely girl who falls in love with a dragon she meets every night......a tale of a forbidden love , DHer. [complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,377 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/22/2005 - Published: 12/22/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2636 - Favs: 6,253 - Follows: 397 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Hollow by sharingank reviews
Duty...it means many different things to many different people...but what of Neji and Hinata, bound by fate to unite their clan? NejiHina oneshot. Rated R for mature themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,963 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
When Worlds OOC by Cack reviews
When people start acting strange, it's up to Naruto and Iruka to figure things out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/3/2004 - Published: 4/24/2004 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Dead Famous by Torenza reviews
[Complete] InuKag. Au. The most wanted prize bachelor is up for grabs... but the one who gets him is the only one who doesn’t want to keep him...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 182,799 - Reviews: 11030 - Favs: 4,371 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 10/6/2003 - Complete